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Joined 07-26-12, id: 4156264, Profile Updated: 01-03-13
Author has written 2 stories for Misc. Tv Shows.

Hey, so, I love One Direction.(and they turn me on) What, who said that?! Anyways. I will post sexual acts between the lovely heterosexuals we secretly wish were homosexuals. And maybe i'll post some non-sexual stuff, but that will be way in the future. Enjoy! By the way, I take all kinds of requests, no matter what. PLEASE REQUEST :D

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Sleeping Habits by wolfgirlholo62 reviews
Kaoru develops a strange habit while he sleeps. One thing leads to another and then yaoi everywhere. (I would say this description sucks, except that it's perfect) WARNING: Yaoi (obviously), wincest (AKA Hitachiin twincest), and a whole lotta lemon. Hikaru X Kaoru :3
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2014 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Kiss Me, Baka! by Vashsan13 reviews
It all started with a simple question, "exactly how close ARE you two?" That's all it took for a brother to realize his love for his twin was more than just an act. But would his twin accept those feelings or push him away? (Rated M for lemon)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/26/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Kaoru H., Hikaru H.] - Complete
The Elephant by cosmopolitankitten reviews
Hikaru and Kaoru have a little fun during their summer vacation, and realize that maybe they'll be fine without Haruhi after all. It's not wrong if no one else is watching, is it? Twiiiiiiiincest! Wooooo! I mean, um, brotherly love. Rated M for sweet lemony goodness. Enjoy C: A/N: Almost put this under "Romance" and "Family." Oh god Dx
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
The Wolf and the Doe by Serene Fairy reviews
Misaki Sakaguchi, an aspiring Olympic tennis player and a commoner, is in Ouran on scholarship. There, she meets the Host Club, and more importantly, Kyoya! However, when her abusive ex-boyfriend starts stalking her, Kyoya promises to keep her safe. What will happen from this? Pairings: KyoyaxOC, TamaHaru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,053 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 5/19/2014 - [Kyōya O., OC] Haruhi F., Tamaki S. - Complete
Bones by sadladybug reviews
"Hmm. In the Fire Nation we do things a little differently. Would you like me to show you?" Her heart leaps into her throat. "Something other than palm-reading?" "Yes," his warm breath skims over her ear. "Your future may be in your hands, but your character is in your bones." A Zutara wedding night one-shot. Rated M.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/16/2014 - [Katara, Zuko] - Complete
Hair Colours by Fuyukichi reviews
It was a habit for Sophie to see a blond, or a red, or a black Howl. But this time, it was rather different.
Howl's Moving Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/16/2014 - [Howl, Sophie H.] - Complete
Midnight Silk by aegisfear reviews
When Zuko burns something special to Katara, she goes to his rooms to exact her revenge. What she finds there isn't exactly what she expected... oneshot, Zutara. Very... detailed. Not for the faint of heart, or the innocent.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,962 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 43 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Living Ghost by umbreonix reviews
(Not a horror!) Sato Lynne has been going to Ouran for three years now and for three years she's been all but invisible to her teachers and peers. Her life is about to change when her English teacher puts her in a group with Mori and Hunni. How will she deal with suddenly being the envy of every girl in her class?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,272 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/24/2013 - Mori/Takashi M., OC - Complete
A Thanksgiving Reunion by Beyond Creativity reviews
"You actually came," Hikaru said suddenly, breaking the long lasting silence. "I wasn't expecting you to, you know. After what happened the last time we saw each other." YAOI! R&R
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2013 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
Twinsome by reignpeer reviews
What happens when the Hitachiin twins invite Haruhi over and admit their desire for her? L E M O N [ONESHOT] HikaruxHaruhixKaoru
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Haruhi F., Kaoru H., Hikaru H.
Just A Little by AnimeCountDown reviews
Black or White. It's what he loved about him. YukiXHatsuharu. Warning: Yaoi.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Hatsuharu S., Yuki S. - Complete
Deliverance by zukoshotpants reviews
When Zuko finds Katara at the market, his first instinct is to take her back to the palace and question her. But these two have a habit of not quite being able to keep away from each other; as he continues to try and get information out of her, things continuously get more and more- complicated. Zutara. Rated M for reasons.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,437 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Draco's Prisoner by Casey Stardust reviews
Not only was Hermione a prisoner in Draco's family home, Malfoy Manor, but the Malfoy heir had also managed to capture her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,146 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Candles by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
This is dangerous. I'm not supposed to tell him. I'm supposed to remember that blowing out the candles of a birthday cake is something that never makes wishes come true. "What did you wish for?" "Wouldn't telling make my wish not come true?" it's a lie that I would like to believe, though… that those candles are magical. "What if telling actually made it happen for you?" HikaKao.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Kaoru's Awkward Habit by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
Kaoru has a habit of putting things in his mouth when he's horny. HikaKao oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Irresistible Midnight by HappyBlushCalayapie reviews
'Is touching his like touching mine? Or is it even better' Hikaru was a pretty heavy sleeper, so… how would he even find out? HikaKao oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Beautiful Friction by sleepyblaine reviews
Larry Stylinson smut... not what I'd usually write. Just give it a read, yeah? M rated, reviews are lovely!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Everything Good by Nnai reviews
'Someone might see.' Zuko hissed out quietly, slightly out of breath only from the the proximity of the other youth. And Jet laughed deep and low and kissed him.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Of Tea and Kisses by zukoshotpants reviews
Zuko and Katara discuss kissing over tea, and both end up flustered to some degree. Silly-ish one shot, nothing too fancy. Rated T to be safe but really it's not so bad, unless you're extremely offended by tea and chatting. Zutara.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Katara, Zuko - Complete
A Good Boy by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Written for SkittleTongue! Kyou takes Haru for a little ride, and it's not in a car. M for swearing and le sexytimes. PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Don't go by marthenic reviews
*ONE DIRECTION* "I can't do this anymore. This has to end." Harry said. "I can't live with the fear of you getting hurt." "Then do one thing for me before I go. Make love to me." Harry Styles/OC *A Harry Styles lemon story*
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Complete
Just One Drink by Jagger3 reviews
He laughed at Zuko's glare and pushed the bottle into his hands, "Chill out, you're with me. What's the worst that could happen?" Rated M for Yaoi, drunken teenagers, and language.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Haru Wants Sex by Wobsie reviews
Haru wants sex, but Kyo just isn't feeling up to it. And it doesn't much help that Kyo is "unintentionaly" acting incredibely sexy. What is Haru going to do about this...? Yaoi Lemon
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,260 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Kyo S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
To the Happy Couple! by RollingOffHeads reviews
It's the little things that help Yuki cope with Tohru and Akito's wedding. Kyo just happened to have the privilage, as Yuki's boyfriend, to be in the line of fire. OneShot Yuki/Kyo SMUT
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,552 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
December Ball by Mirlin reviews
The december ball from the ouran high school host club started.. but hikaru has other things in mind.. TWINCEST LEMON
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/12/2010 - [Hikaru H., Kaoru H.] - Complete
Thinking of You by hitachiin-fangirl reviews
HikaKao. They're twins. It's not so surprising that they would catch each other ... well, pleasuring themself... Series of oneshots on that theme. Rated M, twincest, smuttiness, you've been warned.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
Happy Ending by Thatzly reviews
Sometimes it's easier to leave massages to the professionals, especially if you have a horny younger brother. Twincest. One-Shot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Chocolate and Cinnamon by MunchieManda reviews
Kyou works at a tattoo and piercing parlor. Haru wants a piercing. Rated M to be safe! X3
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Chemistry by Crysenthia reviews
Kaoru is bored. VERY bored... So he and Hikaru decides to ditch Chemistry to create some of their own instead... WARNING: Smut, contains Yaoi, Twincest, Strong Language and Sexual Themes. Please R&R! And trust me: The Hitachiins equals HOT! LEMONY!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,353 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Kaoru H., Hikaru H. - Complete
Just Another Day by DarkBlysse reviews
Hitachiincest, PWP
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,319 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
A New Approach by aviddaydreamer reviews
Draco Malfoy is determined to get under Hermione's skin this year, but she's found a new approach to an old problem that just might change things between them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secrets by sandersonsisters reviews
Draco Malfoy is my daughters father...he just doesnt know it...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/13/2009 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Draco M., OC
Hot Mess by Kyatto no Edo reviews
AU: Zuko is the son of a wealthy family who attends the local private academy. Jet's the stoner thug who got accepted because no other school would take him. Neither of them have anything to do with each other. But one fateful meet changed everything...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Camera Shy by keir reviews
HaruxKyou / Haru gets a new toy from a certain pervert dog and wastes no time trying to get Kyou to enjoy it. R for swearing and sexual situations, PWP!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,450 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Kyo S. - Complete
Practice Makes Perfect by drakie cakie reviews
After a clumsy first kiss, Jet decides Zuko needs a little practice. Jetko. Jet/Zuko.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
Promise by AnimeCountDown reviews
Haru keeps his promises. Oneshot. HatsuharuXYuki. Sequel to "Before the Storm". Warning: Yaoi.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Yuki S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Dirty Dishes by Kyatto no Edo reviews
[Jet x Zuko] For misbehaving at the tea shop, Zuko's banished to do dish washing for the rest of the night. Jet uses this time as an opportunity to get some information out of him...by any means necessary.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Jet, Zuko - Complete
Summer with the Malfoys by Crunchy Quill reviews
Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,493 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/20/2004 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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Wet reviews
This is what happens when Zayn and Niall go without sex for a week. (Sorry it's short, i'll make it longer upon request)
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Complete
New Technique reviews
Harry doesn't believe Louis when he says he learned something that will blow his mind in bed. They don't even make it out of the kitchen. Horny bastards. Beware, you WILL need to masturbate afterwards. Slash, Larry Stylinson, One Direction, so on and so forth ;)
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Complete