Hermione is offered a war-stake by Dumbledore. She ignorantly accepts the beautiful scroll only to find she has thereby agreed to become Wife to the House of Malfoy. An on-the-go education by Minerva, Molly, and Astoria ensues as Hermione enters formal courtship by Draco and Lucius. Utterly absurd and a tad naughty. AU, OOC. Utter tripe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 398,390 - Reviews: 4945 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 6/29/2015 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete