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Joined 07-26-12, id: 4156454, Profile Updated: 05-07-14
Author has written 1 story for Naruto.

Hi, i you can call me shiwaru other than my real name (you know the reason why). But, you can also call me jay-jay which is my real nickname.. so yeah...

Im a Huge fan of anime and manga! i used to be a BIG narutard, but I've kinda moved onto another anime, so i dont get addicted to it!

Sex: female

Favourite anime: Ouran high school host club, Naruto, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Death note and Kuroshitsuji

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Too True Right Here!)

If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Too True Right Here!)


I did not slap you. I simply high fived your face.
You're a great friend but if the zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
Don't drink water. The fishies have sex in it.
Someone told me it's illegal to kill someone because they piss you off...Crap.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring so I go back to being me.
Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paremedics!
Be the fruit loop in the world of cheerios.
If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them!
Achoo! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit.
Don't worry what people think. They don't do it very often.
if we really learned from our mistakes I'd be an effing genius by now.
Of course I'm gonna drive! I'm too drunk to walk.
It's called investigating, not stalking.
Not only do I fall down stairs; I trip up them as well. Now that takes talent!
Hand over the chocolate and no one dies.
I didn't fall for you; you tripped me.
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid.
Watch out, I haven't had my coffee yet.
Don't follow in my footsteps; I run into walls.
If you don't have anything nice to say then you must be talking about yourself bitch.
Shut up voices..or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again.
OMG! OMG! OMG!...Wait, I forgot.
Normal people worry me.
If you want to taste the rainbow, eat some crayons.
Are you kidding? I didn't high-five your face! I slapped it bitch!
Moo, I'm a spider.
MEOW! I'm a cow!
Never argue with an idiot, They'll drag you down to their level and beat your ass with experience.
Shh!...I'm hiding from the stupid people.
I'm gonna be an astronaut and travel to the sun. Don't worry, I've got sunscreen.
Therapist=The/rapist...scary thought.
I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiny.
If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try 3.
I see regular people!
If you had a life you would stop talkin about mine.
Real Americans don't need a hyphen.
You should just put a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one!
I love walking in the rain because no one can tell I'm crying.
Why are there no fat stickmen?
I'm only nice because to you because the doctor is making me take these happy pills.
PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals
You call me bitch like you think it's true, I'm sorry slut, I'm just not you.
'm trippin? Guess I should tie up my shoes.
Hahahaha! I'm running with sciss-OW! My eye!
If you don't like my driving stay off the sidewalks.
When life give you lemons, squeeze it in someone's eye.
Please don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself.
I'm the person who gets hit by parked cars.


[x] you love hoods
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better than cats
[x] it's hilarious when people get hurt and fall (Only if they don't go to the hospital. xD)
[x] you've played with/against boys on a team
[/] shopping is torture
[/] sad movies suck

[x] you own a XBOX

[x] you played with Hot Wheels
[ ] at some point in life your wanted to be a firefighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
[x] you watch sports on TV
[x] gory movies are cool
[ ] you used to go to your dad for advice
[x] you have at least 1 trophy of a sport
[x] You used to play Yu-Gi-Oh
[x] baggy sweat pants are nice to wear
[x] it's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun
[ ] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth
[ ] you sleep at night with your socks on
[ ] you have fished at least once


[ ] you like to shop
[ ] you wear eyeliner.
[ ] you wear the color pink
[x] you go to your mom for advice
[x] you consider cheer-leading a sport
[ ] you hate wearing all black.
[/] you like going to the mall
[ ] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[ ] you cried watching The Notebook

[ ] skirts are a big parts of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[ ] you don't like the movie Star Wars (LE GASP! D:)
[x] you are/were in gymnastics
[/]it takes you around one hour to shower and get dressed. (im sluggish... in de mornings!)
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[ ] you have more than 10 pairs of shoes
[/] you care about what you look like (Meh, sorta.)
[ ] you like wearing dresses (With shorts underneath, for special events. LOL.)
[x] you like wearing body spray/deodorant (...Everyone should wear deodorant. :I)
[ ] you like high heel shoes (NO.)
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting make up on others people (Eh, sure. I'm okay at it.)

[ ] = You have blue/green eyes.

[ ] = You blush a lot. (HAHA, NO.)
[x] = You giggle. (More like cackling... But okay. xD)
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things. (How is this appearance?)
[x] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything too showy.
[ ] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall. (BARELY. BARELY...)

[x] = You're a virgin.
[ ] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[x] = You sleep with a stuffed animal. (... am i to old to do that?)
[x] = You like to cuddle. (I LIKE TO CUDDLE MY PILLOW! :3)
[X] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[ ] = You don't even know what the nervous game is...

[ ] = You like the color pink/light blue
[ ] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.

[x] = You can be ignorant/oblivious. (Just... Just a bit. xD)
[ ] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music. (Sure!)
[ ] = You like "Cutesy" music. (PSH NO.)

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[x] = You like babies a lot. (Not creepy-like. LOL.)
[x] = You like small/mini versions of things (puppy sized elephants ftw...)


Okay people, I like yaoi, a lot. Mainly SasuNaru. Enough so that I could call myself a yaoi fangirl. However, I am VERY selective about the ones I like, or love. So I'm gonna make this rant.


For those of you that didn't know, when I said I really like SasuNaru, it meant dominant Sasuke and submissive Naruto. Although this is the case, I despise it when Naruto is portrayed as a stupid, overly-submissive crybaby who falls in love with prince charming for foolish reasons.

Really people? I know it's fanfiction but I feel like it's an insult to the canon Naruto. Naruto, not being the brightest of persons, is still strong, likes to prove his independence, manly, handsome, prideful (This means he WOULDN'T be very willing to crossdress!). Remember, he is the hero of Konoha! He doesn't need some macho man to protect him from "Semes". He can fend for himself! He would have hated being treated like some possession and beaten the guys up!

If you're going to write SasuNaru at least make their characteristics believable. The story is more enjoyable for certain readers this way.


Okay, when I said I liked to read yaoi, this didn't mean I wanted it everywhere. Especially in AU's. What I mean is not every canon character has to be in a yaoi pairing. 'cause really, doing like one or two yaoi pairings is already kind of pushing it, especially since most of the Naruto male characters are straight in the first place.

For example,

Chapter 3

Rating: M

Words: 3,785

Warnings:Yaoi, Male x Male, Mature content, Bad language

Pairings: SasuNaru, NejiGaa, ShinoKiba, KakaIru, ItaSai, ItaKyuu, NejiShika

This is it for now until I can be bothered to write more stuff.

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Mermaid and the Demon Pirates by miss butterfly-lamb reviews
While attempting to save a struggling dolphin, Naruto finds himself tangled in the netting of the ship above. He's hauled on board and becomes a prisoner to the cold hearted Captain, Sasuke. When the Captain takes a liking to the elegant mermaid things start to get rough as pirates realise the opportunity for fun they have with the charming beauty. Non Con/Rape, Yaoi, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,629 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Seeing Colors by Dar-Halcyon reviews
Sasuke Uchiha finally fulfilled his dream in killing his older brother only to be captured by Team 7 and brought home immediately after. Lady Tsunade realizes that Sasuke is suffering from damage that she is unsure she'll be able to fix. Sasuke's unable to live on his own, so who decides to take him in and cater to his every need? SasuNaru / Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,864 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 6/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Soup's On by Of Fans And Flames reviews
After a bloody altercation at school, the courts sentence Sasuke to one hundred hours of community service. Sasuke takes employment at St. Magdalene's soup kitchen, where he meets a pushy blond vagrant who will change the course of his life. (SasuNaruSasu. COMPLETE)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 312,253 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Juugo - Complete
Sinning on Sunday by rAiNwAtEr reviews
Sasuke was well aware that he was surrounded by his fellow classmates while they listened to morning Mass. He was also aware of his growing arousal as he stared at the blond a few pews ahead of him. Sas/Naru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,069 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Foreplay for Ninjas - Oneshot by kizukatana reviews
Nothing gets a ninja's blood pumping like full-contact sparring. ONESHOT. SasuNaru Canon universe, plot divergence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Life Swap by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto's marriage with Sai is deteriorating and he doesn't know how to fix it, not to mention they're in some serious debt. However a new reality TV show is looking for couples that are willing to swap lives with another couple. Naruto decides to enter to try winning the prize and save his marriage. But he might get more than what the original prize has to offer. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,385 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Dead Obssession by GoTrinba reviews
Sasuke loses the one person that is most important to him. How will he handle the loss? Warnings. Sasunaru. Necrophilia. Dark. Rated M. Follows manga, canon. Read at your own risk. One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2014 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
To the Waters and the Wild by Paimpont reviews
While flying back from Godric's Hollow, Hagrid accidentally drops baby Harry over a wild forest. Harry is raised by rebel fairies until his Hogwarts letter arrives. The Dark Lord is in for a surprise... HP/LV romance. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 62,146 - Reviews: 5031 - Favs: 7,037 - Follows: 8,553 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort
He Was Mine by black pearl-sama reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are the most popular couple of Konoha High. Everything seems perfect until a certain Hyuuga enters the picture with a lust for the blond. What will Naruto do when he is forced apart from his lover? Warning yaoi and rape.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,994 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Neji H.
Dear Writers of Naruto, No Just No by PhoenixDiamond reviews
Hilarious letters written to the fans of Naruto based on the characters need to correct some improper information displayed through endless cliche tales written about them. Canon based world. Slight pairings mentioned. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 87 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 2497 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Orenji by Feilan reviews
ツ When an Uchiha speaks, you listen. When an Uchiha offers their hand in friendship, you take it. When an Uchiha wants something, they will have it. So why does his foolish blonde dobe of a neighbour refuse him time and time again? The only logical answer - The boy must be crazy, he just never knew that this craziness could be contagious. SasuNaru, ItaNa. Tragic love, happy ending.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,069 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U.
The Light in the Fifth Floor Bedroom by Gaaras-Gothic-Ninja-Sappy-Sue reviews
Naruto had absolutely no problem with his new apartment...That is...before he looked out his window. Rated M for future chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 208,826 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.
Haunted by Dana-Eliza reviews
During Halloween Kiba decides the old Uchiha mansion is the best place to get girls to fall into his arms, claiming it his haunted. But this means Naruto is forced to come with and when he finds out it truly is haunted, will he actually stay? GhostSasuNaru, yaoi and for halloween, a day late :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/1/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
My best friend is a vampire! by Klow7 reviews
Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha have been best friends and rivals since freshmen year.. So how has Sasuke pulled off being a vampire this whole time! The answer: very carefully- not that the idiot would notice though, anyways. Sasunaru. Vampirefic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto's Pet Revised by KitsuneLuvr88 reviews
Being chased by Sakura sends Sasuke over the edge to try out a jutsu that he had never used before, turning him into a DOG! And what luck! Naruto suddenly wants one just in time to get Sasuke! SasuNaruSasu Adopted from BakaNekoSan! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Slut and The Falcon by Nikki515 reviews
Sasuke Uchiha, AKA the Falcon, is Precinct 12's best detective who has yet to be stumped by a murder case. Naruto Uzumaki, AKA the Slut, is the precinct's medical examiner who works with all the corpses alongside Sasuke. When a new murderer appears and isn't the type to get caught so easily, they're trapped in a game of cat and mouse with a psycho. Contains graphic murder scenes!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Lessons To Be Learned by smartcat reviews
You would think growing up would have an effect on a certain Blonde and Raven haired Uchiha. Think again. Those two may have PhDs but apparently, it proves nothing. Genius Professors, Moronic People. SasuNaru back in original form
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,909 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Love Bus by creepy-kreme reviews
"You know, I've been dying to ask this ever since the first time I saw you." He tilted his head in a childish manner and glanced around to check if anyone was still inside the bus. "Why in the world is the President's son riding a public bus?" Amusement filled his eyes and I felt the blood drain out of me. AU. SasuNaru. M Rated. On going? Dedicated to Sachiel Angelo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 63 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke Says by FastForward reviews
Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,093 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Desirable by xLoveless19 reviews
After being forced into a spiritual séance, Naruto is hunted as prey by a demon that was accidentally summoned into his world. His bad luck, just got a lot worse. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Sinners Never Sleep by orangeraven reviews
When a dark haired boy from Japan turns up at Naruto's school, everyone's curious, everyone wants to know about this new exchange student. So much so Naruto's best friend Kiba hacks the school student files. -what they find will change Naruto forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
First Love Never Dies by violetkisses reviews
Naruto never believed in love. That is, until he met Sasuke, his first love. But Sasuke just can't seem to forget his own first love. What will happen? Does first love really never die? Sasunaru, eventual Sainaru. The first story in my Quote Series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kryptonite by violetkisses reviews
We were so happy, Sasuke. So very happy. So what changed? Sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uncivil Serpentine by Angelas reviews
Naruto's a young priest in the making. Sasuke's a shameless sinner with a brutal past. A sinner with a new obsession. SasuNaru NOT for the easily offended.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Bay Cafe by yaoi415 reviews
AU Naruto and Sasuke go to high school together. They hate each other, and things would be easier for Naruto if the jerk wasn't his boss. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Will you be my daddy? by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
After Draco divorced from Daphne, Scorpius is set on finding a second daddy, since Draco told him he only loves men. He has even made a list. Then he meets Harry and he's dead set on getting him as a second daddy. Will he succeed? Slash, MPreg, bit AU, implied mature content; some violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 210,979 - Reviews: 5441 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 2,431 - Updated: 8/5/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Teddy L., Scorpius M. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2115 - Favs: 3,678 - Follows: 1,441 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Bound by Pet Me Feed Me reviews
All he wanted was to be able to live, to love, to feel truly human. She was there to grant his wish. GaaHina asylum fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,321 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
A Thousand Generations by Fifi McFu reviews
Sentenced to a thousand rebirths, Sasuke isn't enjoying the life of a mortal one bit. That is, until he changes school and lays eyes on a remnant from the Old Times who doesn't seem to remember him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,575 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Not The Cheating Kind by milkchocolatehot64 reviews
Sasuke thinks Naruto is cheating on him. He comfronts him and says some nasty things. he soon finds out he was wrong. Can he find Naruto and apologize to him before it's too late? possible sakura bashing. will be a two or threeshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How by theallpowerfullme reviews
Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Ink by Fifi McFu reviews
Sequel to Piercings. When you lose your lover, all else fades from existence. A tattooed promise is the one thing that Sasuke can hold onto when he thinks that a fire has taken Naruto's life. Lemon, yaoi, slight OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,183 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Horror Of My Love For You by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Insane!Gaara, slight AU. GaaNaru drabble. .:. You look so afraid. Why are you shaking so? You should be proud of me... I did all of this for you, Naruto. .:. rated M for gore and sexual hints. NOW WITH A SECOND CHAPTER: The Prelude.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,251 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Therapy by NavyBlueWings reviews
After four years, Tsunade has had enough of Sasuke and Naruto's fist fights. Ordering them to go to the best therapist in Konoha seems like a good idea. But what's this...? Dom and Sub? Sleepovers and kiss wars? What did they just sign up for? SasuNaru Le
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 179,093 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 3,670 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lonely Hearts Column by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke. High School AU, Drama, Angst, Humour, Pre-slash. "What the hell was I supposed to think Sasuke? It was pretty obvious what was going on. I walk in and you're-" Here Naruto stumbled but picked himself up quickly, "I walk in and you're having sex with my girlfriend!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Precious Person Is by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto loves ramen lots. He tells the whole class. This upsets Sasuke for some reason. SasuNaru, fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Piercings by Fifi McFu reviews
It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,849 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 170 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Merry Christmas, Draco by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Draco's boyfriend has left him three years ago because he couldn't take it anymore. Now Draco is all alone. Will he ever be happy again? Or does he have to spend the rest of his life and Christmas alone? Slash, read review, please! Merry Christmas!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/25/2009 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Muse by darkalbino reviews
For his final project, art student Naruto wants to turn in something, for lack of a better word, utterly awesome. Too bad he's been stuck for inspiration for months. But that's about to change. Damn that bastard, and his pretty face. SasuNaru, for Sarge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,699 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Cheshire Cat by TanukiRaccoon reviews
Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,533 - Reviews: 1277 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Angry Angel by Jelp reviews
Over there stands my angry angel, and he's shaking his head in disgrace with me.' SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All Eyes On You by myfailsafe reviews
AU HS. To hopefully win the heart of a certain pink haired maiden, Naruto pitches the insane idea to cross the line and his clothes. It just so happens he makes a beautiful girl, at least Sasuke thinks. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,170 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2665 - Favs: 4,004 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ah, Screw it All! by Uchiha brothers lover reviews
Naruto-the rich and popular-gets drunk and pays Sasuke-the infamous local prostitute- 3000 dollars for one night of fun. Naruto wants to forget about it, but the certain Uchiha won't let him forget. Rated M for later chapters. Please R&R! NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,401 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
10 SureFire Ways To Get Uzumaki Naruto Into Bed by Benq reviews
View Sasuke's 10 ways to get Naruto into bed. Rated for language, hinted yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Art Of Kissing by seventhSINwrath reviews
An eager Sai convinces a reluctant Naruto to teach him the art of kissing. Yaoi boy on boy kissing fluff. SaiNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2231 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Duck Season by eftee reviews
Sasuke's jealous of a rubber ducky and Naruto's a potty mouth. SasuNaru, DuckyNaru. crack xD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Purging Your Life by michelerene reviews
Naruto purchases the Uchiha compound and finds a new way to express his feelings towards his missing best friend. One-shot. SasuNaru Citrus Fruits.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 1948 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 552 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Precious by thecollectiveunconscious reviews
Sasuke leaned in, and whispered into Naruto's ear. "You are mine, dobe. You will never marry the Hyuuga. You will spend your life with me, as my slave, my possession…" he purred. "You are my precious, precious pet."COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All I Wanted Was A Candy Bar by Akira of the Twilight reviews
AU OneShot SasuNaru All Naruto had wanted was a candy bar. Instead he got a candy bar stealing jerk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,125 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/26/2007 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Draco's Boy by empathic siren reviews
No longer a repost. HPDM. Nonmagic AU. A mysterious little boy named Harry moves in next door to Draco Malfoy, and he's determined to make him his friend and learn all of his secrets. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 186,063 - Reviews: 3701 - Favs: 4,344 - Follows: 1,481 - Updated: 8/1/2007 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life's Little Changes by ladywolfTerri reviews
Naruto didn't think he needed a tutor, that is until Kakashi got one for him. SasuNaru. Yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,078 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 977 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Game For Fools by TextBookDreams reviews
Harry's dead set on teasing Draco when he finds out the Slytherin loves him, but he doesnt realise how much damage he's really doing. HPDM Magical Creature Warning
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,796 - Reviews: 899 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 11/11/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4453 - Favs: 2,444 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Price to Pay by reviews
I'll give Sakura to you but in exchange, you've got to give yourself to me for one night. And you've got to like it. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,136 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2602 - Favs: 3,148 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Nice going, Pothead by Willowbooks reviews
COMPLETE Harry & Draco get stuck in a closet. All dialogue. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,643 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 927 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 145 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Goodnight Naruto reviews
Naruto is up for any job. Even if it means going to the abandoned Uchiha mansion to clean every inch of the place. So what's the problem? It isn't like there's anything inhabiting it, right? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/22/2013 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]