Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Here are a few things about me
My name is Jared, you don't need to know my last name though.
I am between 1 & 100 years old, I will let you decide my age and act accordingly.
As for my likes, I enjoy reading and writing, watching television or playing video games, or jamming out to music, I also am a passionate sports fan, particularly for football. My favorite bands are Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, Red, Breaking Benjamin, Skillet, and Thousand foot Krutch just to name a few.
My favorite shows (Anime, cartoons, live action) are Naruto and Naruto: Shippuuden, Dragonball Z, Avatar the Last Airbender, Danny Phantom, Teen Titans, Young Justice, Gotham, the Flash, and Arrow. For books, my favorite series are Percy Jackson and Heroes of Olympus, Harry Potter, and the Chronicles of Nick.
My favorite movies are the Hobbit Trilogy and the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, the Harry Potter Movies, Wrath of the Titans, Avatar, Bad Grandpa, Ted and Ted 2, 21 Jump Street and 22 Jump street, and due to being a childhood favorite of mine, the first Yugioh movie. It's a little hard to pick one as my all time favorite, but if I had too I suppose it would have to be Battle of the Five Armies in the Hobbit Trilogy.
And most importantly, my favorite food... Tacos. I love Tacos. I mean I love Pizza and ramen is just so easy to make but c'mon Tacos are awesome.
My dislikes are bullying of ANY kind, cheaters, most vegetables save for corn and peas. I hold an extreme hatred for those moments when my laptop freezes up and I have to restart it.
As for my goals, I want to become a police officer and be able to protect my loved ones while getting to see them everyday, and when I retire I hope to become an author.
Now, without further ado, my favorite characters.
Honorary mentions: Anko and Ino
2 Dark Dan
honorary mentions: Clockwork and Frostbite
2 Nightwing/Robin (Dick Grayson)
3 Kid Flash
5 Blue Beatle
6 Robin (Tim Drake)
10 Ms. Martian
honorary mention: Red Arrow and Arsenal
3 Brother Blood
4 Slade/ Deathstroke
honorary mentions: Kid Flash and Terra
Percy Jackson; Heroes of Olympus
Honorary mention: Ares and Hazel
Avatar: The last Airbender
honorary mention: Mei and Piandao
Dragon ball Z/Super
7 Future Trunks
10 Goku Black/Zamasu
Honorary mention: Krillen and Android 17
9 Fred & George (They get to count as one, because honestly I don't think I can recall a scene where either of them was in without the other.)
Honorary mention: Remus and Voldemort
Now that you know my top ten characters, now you get to know who I shipQ (I'll warn you here and now, It's a fleet. The ones listed first are the ones I support the most, but I like multiple pairings for the same person)
Naruto x Sakura (OTP SHOULD'VE HAPPENED)
Naruto x Ino
Naruto x Hinata
Neji x Tenten
Lee x Tenten
Lee x Sakura
Sai x Ino
Sai x Sakura
Kiba x Hinata
Kiba x Tamaki
Shikamaru x Temari
Shikamaru x Ino
Choji x Karui
Iruka x Anko
Kakashi x Anko
Kakashi x Shizune
Kakashi x Kurenai
Asuma x Kurenai
Minato x Kushina
Jiraya x Tsunade
Danny x Sam
Danny x Valerie
Danny x Ember
Tucker x Paulina
Tucker x Sam
Maddie x Jack
Maddie x Vlad
Nightwing (Dick Grayson) x Zatana
Nightwing (Dick Grayson) x Artemis
Nightwing (Dick Grayson) x Batgirl
Superboy x Miss Martian
Superboy x Wondergirl
Kid Flash x Artemis
Robin (Tim Drake) x Wondergirl
Aqualad x Tula
Robin x Starfire
Beastboy x Raven
Beastboy x Terra
Cyborg x Bee
Percy Jackson; Heroes of Olympus
Percy x Annabeth
Percy x Thalia
Percy x Piper
Percy x Calypso
Percy x Artemis
Luke x Thalia
Leo x Calypso
Leo x Reyna
Jason x Piper
Jason x Reyna
Nico x Thalia (OTP THEY'D BE ADORABLE FIGHT ME)
Nico x Reyna
Frank x Hazel
Grover x Juniper
Travis x Katie
Avatar: the last airbender
Zuko x Katara
Zuko x Mei
Aang x Toph
Sokka x Suki
Sokka x Toph
Dragon ball Z
Goku x Bulma (Yeah, I said it, wanna fight about it?)
Goku x Chi-Chi
Gohan x Videl
Vegeta x Bulma
Krillin x 18
Harry x Hermione
Harry x Ginny
Ron x Hermione
Lily x Snape
Lily x James
And with that, I conclude the couples I ship. My stories will use those ships in them (Meaning no yaoi whatsoever.) I do not have anything against the gay community, but I do not feel comfortable writing a story with it involved, nor do I enjoy reading it in stories.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I CRY, so I must have EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I DON'T TALK IN CLASS, so I must be ANTISOCIAL.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST not have a social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention..
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I live in the USA, so I MUST be LAZY.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I live in FLORIDA, so I MUST look hot.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
The ones that describe me are bold. Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you.
Okay, the average person will screw up reading this. Try to see if your better than average
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This is for cat
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This is seconds cat.
Okay now go back and read the THIRD WORD in each sentances and I promise you wont be able to resist to put this on your profile.
TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER
1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one.
2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say.
3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has NOTHING to do with what you were talking about.
4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of.
5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!”
6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene.
7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through.
8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter.
9. When you begin to invision your own version of someone else’s fanfic.
10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea.