Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
Here are a few things about me
My name is Jared. I am between 1 & 100 years old, and I like to play video games, eat food, watch anime, and ride Jet skis. I want to live a long and peaceful life, maybe write a book or two along the way. I don't really want to be rich or famous, that takes way to much work for someone who barely does his homework anyway.
I like Naruto and Naruto Shippuden, Danny Phantom, Dragonball Z, Young Justice, Teen Titans, Avatar the Last Airbender, Gotham, The Flash, and Arrow. For books I like Percy Jackson, the Chronicles of Nick and Harry Potter. My favorite colors are red, blue, and green. My favorite bands Three Days Grace, Skillet, Breaking Benjamin, Bullet for my Valentine, Rise Against and Linkin Park just to name a few. My favorite foods are Pizza, Chocolate Cake, Tacos, and Bacon.
My favorite movies are, to name a few, all the Harry Potter movies, all the DBZ movies, TED, wrath/clash of the titans, Avatar (the one about aliens, not that atrocious movie they made based on the cartoon.), Bad Grandpa (the Jackass movie wih the little kid and Johnny Knoxsville) And The Hobbit Trilogy.
The things I dislike are bullies, homework (it takes away my free time. Isn't eight hours of my day enough?), most vegetables (except corn and peas. I like those.) I don't like the time it takes to cook food, and I hate it when my laptop freezes up and I have to start over.
An honorary mention for my dislikes is backseat drivers, and I'm talking about more than just behind the wheel of a car (Although I hate them too.). I don't like others telling me how to do something unless I don't know what I'm doing. I also don't like it when people leave story ideas in a review (Then other people can copy them too, and say that it was all their original creation. Screw those people.)
Now, for my favorite characters and stuff.
Honorary mentions: Shino and Hinata
honorary mentions: Clockwork and Valerie
3 Robin/Nightwing (Dick Grayson)
4 Kid Flash
6 Beast boy
7 Robin/ Tim Drake
8 Blue Beatle
10 Red Tornado
honorary mention: Ms. Martian and Batman (He's hardly mentioned, but come on... he's Batman.)
2 Beast Boy
3 Brother Blood
4 Slade/ Deathstroke
honorary mentions: Gizmo and Terra
Honorary mention: Apollo and Hazel
Avatar: The last Airbender
honorary mention: Mei and Piandao
Dragon ball Z
9 Android 16
10 Android 18
Honorary mention: Bulma and Android 17
Now that you know my top ten characters, now you get to know who I ship. (I warn thee. It's a fleet.)
Naruto x Sakura
Naruto x Ino
Naruto x Hinata
Neji x Tenten
Lee x Tenten
Lee x Sakura
Sai x Ino
Sai x Sakura
Kiba x Hinata
Kiba x Tamaki
Shikamaru x Temari
Shikamaru x Ino
Choji x Karui
Sasuke x Sakura
Iruka x Anko
Kakashi x Anko
Kakashi x Kurenai
Asuma x Kurenai
Minato x Kushina
Jiraya x Tsunade
Danny x Sam
Danny x Valerie
Danny x Ember
Tucker x Paulina
Tucker x Sam
Maddie x Jack
Maddie x Vlad
Nightwing (Dick Grayson) x Zatana
Nightwing (Dick Grayson) x Artemis
Nightwing (Dick Grayson) x Batgirl
Superboy x Miss Martian
Superboy x Wondergirl
Kid Flash x Artemis
Robin (Tim Drake) x Wondergirl
Aqualad x Tula
Robin x Starfire
Beastboy x Raven
Beastboy x Terra
Cyborg x Bee
Percy x Annabeth
Percy x Thalia
Percy x Calypso
Percy x Artemis
Percy x Hestia
Leo x Calypso
Leo x Reyna
Jason x Piper
Jason x Reyna
Nico x Thalia
Nico x Reyna
Frank x Hazel
Grover x Juniper
Travis x Katie
Octavion x his right hand (Couldn't resist)
Avatar: the last airbender
Zuko x Katara
Zuko x Mei
Aang x Toph
Sokka x Suki
Sokka x Toph
Dragon ball Z
Goku x Bulma (Yeah, I said it, wanna fight about it?)
Goku x Chi-Chi
Gohan x Videl
Vegeta x Bulma
Krillin x 18
And with that, I conclude the couples I ship. My stories will use those ships in them (Meaning no yaoi whatsoever.) I do not have anything against the gay community, but I do not feel comfortable writing a story with it involved.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I must smoke weed.
I CRY, so I must have EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I take ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore.
I DON'T TALK IN CLASS, so I must be ANTISOCIAL.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big peter.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST not have a social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention..
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I have GERMAN HERITAGE, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I live in the USA, so I MUST be LAZY.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I live in FLORIDA, so I MUST look hot.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear TIGHT PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
The ones that describe me are bold. Repost this if you believe stereotyping is wrong, or merely repost the ones that apply to you.
Okay, the average person will screw up reading this. Try to see if your better than average
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is Idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat.
Okay now go back and read the THIRD WORD in each sentances and I promise you wont be able to resist to put this on your profile.
TEN SURE SIGNS THAT YOU ARE AN OBSESSED FANFICTION WRITER
1. When you ask yourself a question as one character and respond as another one.
2. When you begin to compare what a friend says to something one of your characters would say.
3. When you are talking to a friend and you suddenly scream, “Oh my god! I just got the greatest idea for a story of mine!” and your idea has NOTHING to do with what you were talking about.
4. When you lock yourself in your room, crank up the music, and act out an entire story…and then forget everything you thought of.
5. When you are listening to a song and go “Oh my god! This song is exactly what (Insert story here) is about!”
6. When you run around the house dancing and thinking of an idea, acting all crazy, and write the scene that turns out to be a very sad, calm scene.
7. When you fear to daydream because you are afraid of your characters hunting you down and killing you for the torture you put them through.
8. When you can’t fall asleep without thinking about what is going to happen in your next chapter.
9. When you begin to invision your own version of someone else’s fanfic.
10. When you think out loud and start giggling and jumping around talking to yourself when you come up with a good idea.
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