Author has written 3 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Psych.
MY OC's IN THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES:
ATALANTA DEMIGOD PROFILE
(Most people call her Attie)
Atalanta is a famous mortal in Greek Mythology. Some of her information might be brought up in my stories
Came to camp:
The same time as Percy since they are twins
After The Lightning Thief, her and her brother become pretty popular with everyone. The people she mostly hangs out with is Jamie Cray (OC), Connor Stoll, Jake Mason, Annabeth Chase, Silena Beauregard, Charles Beckendorf. Friends with Thalia- though they get in spats a lot. Nico and Attie are close cousins. Jason and Attie get along better than Attie and Thalia.
Clarisse LaRue- Daughter of Ares
Alan Breaker- the son of Ares. (OC) (Mostly just a name to fill in a face in the cabin)
The Lightning Thief (12):
Wavy raven black hair right above shoulder blades with bang on left side of face. Sea- green eyes. Small amount of acne on face. Big boned- not too fat or too skinny. Shorter than Percy by less than an inch. Skin that tans in the sun- besides face that burns when in sun for too long. Barley any muscles in arms or legs. Where Percy has strength, Atalanta has speed. In sword fighting classes/ training, endurance is low.
This is where Attie meets Ace, a male Pegasus that has a light pink tinge to his fur/ skin. They become buds after Attie communicates with him (as a baby who was a stray brought to camp in the beginning of the book) and informs everyone that it is in fact a he not a she. By the end of the book, Ace is a fully grown Pegasus and shares a bond with Attie after that.
The Sea of Monsters (13):
Wavy raven black hair right below shoulder blades with bang on left side of face. Medium amount of acne on face. Big boned- not too fat or too skinny, small amount of muscles. Only shorter than Percy by a few centimeters. Skin that tans in the sun- besides face that burns when in sun for too long. In sword fighting classes/ training, endurance is medium.
Titans Curse (14):
Wavy raven black hair right below shoulders with bang on left side of face. Acne starting to go away, not a huge amount. Muscles in arms better from using the sword a lot. Running endurance longer. Same height as Percy. Skin that tans in the sun- besides face that burns when in sun for too long. In sword fighting classes/ training, endurance is medium.
Battle of the Labyrinth (15):
Wavy raven black hair right above shoulder blades with bang on left side of face. Most acne gone- annoying little pimples on forehead mostly. Can run for long periods of time, upper arm strength better. About a centimeter shorter than Percy. Skin that tans in the sun- besides face that burns when in sun for too long. In sword fighting classes/ training, endurance is medium.
(You know how in MoA Percy had the fear of suffocation? And he got that by almost ‘drowning’ in the muskeg?) Well, Atalanta’s main fear is being in dark places without anyone around to help her. This fear was developed in the Labyrinth when Atalanta somehow got lost from Percy and Annabeth. She never told the fear to anyone, not even Percy, though it is suspected by her brother.
The Last Olympian (16):
Wavy raven black hair right above shoulder blades with bang on left side of face. Most acne gone- small amount on forehead. Can run for long periods of time, upper arm strength better. Same height as Percy. Skin that tans in the sun- besides face that burns when in sun for too long. In sword fighting classes/ training, endurance is high.
The Lost Hero (16 )
Wavy raven black hair right above shoulder blades with bang on left side of face. No huge pimples but small ones on face. Can run for long periods of time, upper arm strength better. A little shorter than Percy if he was there. Skin that tans in the sun- besides face that burns when in sun for too long. In sword fighting classes/ training, endurance is high.
While on this quest, Atalanta got stabbed in the stomach with a spear during the battle at the Wolf House. Didn’t die like Jason, but needed medical help quickly. So getting transported by Hera to the camp wasn’t all bad. (Leo fretted)
The Mark of Athena (17):
Wavy raven black hair right above shoulder blades with bang on left side of face. No huge pimples or anything on face. Can run for long periods of time, upper arm strength better. A good three inches shorter than Percy. Skin that tans in the sun- besides face that burns when in sun for too long. In sword fighting classes/ training, endurance is high.
Personality and such:
Let’s her mouth get the better of her. Sarcastic most of the time, unless it comes to the safety of her friends or family. Plan during fights: Attack. A lot like Percy, sometimes you forget that they are different people. Good at making enemies. Not very good at memorizing monster facts. Trustworthy, heart in the right place. Has ADD, ADHD, and dyslexia. Can beat Percy in a sword fight once in awhile, and not the best at fighting Annabeth with her dagger. Likes to wrestle and packs a mean punch- especially when angry.
Charm bracelet with a silver Pegasus on it. The charm, when squeezed, turns into turns into a celestial bronze sword named Hurricane (Or τυφώνας which is written on the hilt/ the side of the Pegasus charm. Like, on the belly). The sword is described as ‘A wickedly sharp, three foot blade with a silver hilt. The handles on either side are carved out as Pegasus wings extending in the air like the sword would fly away.’ Much like Percy’s pen, the bracelet and charm always returns on the left wrist whenever lost.
Relationship Between gods:
Zeus: Hate Hera: Thinks she’s snotty Poseidon: Daddy’s little girl :3 Hades: Hate Demeter: No problems Athena: Not BFF material Dionysus: Hate is such a strong word Apollo: Thinks she’s cool Ares: Hate Aphrodite: Thinks she’s cute, but her lack of a love life grinds on her nerves Hephaestus: Approves of her and his son Hermes: Not Hate
Leo Valdez- the only person to call Atalanta: Lantey or Fish Face
JAMIE CRAY DEMIGOD PROFILE
Patricia Cray (Patty for short)
Age got to camp:
Age when Jackson's get to camp:
Bright blue eyes, toned skin, a splash of freckles on her nose extending to both cheekbones, brown hair with blonde highlights extending to mid back. Hair slightly poofy, small curls on each strand
Situation at home:
Mom loves her daughter, but Jamie feels like her mother suffocates her. Mom doesn't know the father is Apollo so she doesn't know that Jamie is a demigod. Sometimes Jamie will stay at camp through the whole year so she wouldn't have to go home. Mostly to protect her mom. Jamie swears that monsters had made it their personal goal to find her whenever she steps foot outside camp.
Too doubtful. Jamie doubts many of her choices- the one that seems most apparent is not telling her mom what she really is. She feels like her mom believes that she doesn’t love her when it is quite the opposite
Weapon of choice:
Any time she can have a bow and arrows on her person, she feels better. If she can't have them, which is often, then she uses the three foot dagger she keeps on her person at all times. Usually in the holder that wraps around her waist.
Usually calm and collected, but around boys she can be a real spaz. Any boy that's not her best friend Connor Stoll, of course. She enjoys showing off her strength and flexibility to the people around her. On a good day, she could take out even a child of Ares. Likes to climb trees just to show off. A lot of her talents derive from her father, such as her basketball ability and singing/ song skills.
Jamie loves writing songs, and usually comes up with them randomly while talking to friends. She can sing and knows a few songs on a bass guitar. She can beat Percy and Atalanta on the basketball courts, and has been trying to figure out how to make a wearable object that can turn into a bow and arrow forever now. She's very flexible and would rather hand to hand combat than fighting with a dagger.
ºø„ PERCY JACKSON „øº
„øº IS AWESOME!!! ºø„
YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ADDICTED TO PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN...
I.) You have sudden crazy urges to jump into the sea and see if you can breathe underwater.
II.) You have a dream about Percy and Annabeth running around camp in swimming suits.
III.) You think that the Achilles' Curse is worth getting so that you'll be invulnerable for eternity.
IV.) Monster Chickens start attacking.
V.) Your favorite word becomes "antidisestablishmentarianism".
VI.) You watch YouTube videos featuring (kinda lame) The Sea of Monsters teaser trailers.
VII.) Artemis comes busting down your door so that: A.) If you're a girl, she'll turn you into a jackolope. B.) If you're a boy, she'll turn you into a jackolope.
VIII.) You attack random people with knives, hoping that they're actually monsters and you're a demigod who has slew a monster without proper training.
IX.) When the only thing you write about (well, if you're not writing an assignment) is either pure Percy Jackson and the Olympians, related to Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Percy Jackson and the Olympians is mentioned, or a crossover with Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Heroes of Olympus included.
X.) You pledge that the only things you'll write on FanFiction.Net will be in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians category or a crossover with Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Heroes of Olympus included.
XI.) When you start writing down Roman numerals at a furious rate. You know...in your math binder, so that if your math teacher finds out, you have an excuse because it's "math-related".
XII.) When you have drawn a pencil drawing of The Lost Hero's cover decently and have done it at least two times.
XIII.) If you're going crazy because you have a lot more time before The Son of Neptune comes out.
XIV.) If you have read The Lightning Thief over eight times.
XV.) If you have read The Sea of Monsters over eight times.
XVI.) If you have read The Titan's Curse over eight times.
XVII.) If you have read The Battle of the Labyrinth over eight times.
XVIII.) If you have read The Last Olympian over eight times.
XIX.) If you have read The Lost Hero over eight times.
XX.) If you have read The Son of Neptune's preview (both of them) over eight times. Oh, and if you have heard the third preview over eight times. YAY!
XXI.) If you like cheeseburgers.
XXII.) If you think that Riptide is one of the most awesome weapons in the world.
XXIII.) If you think Chiron should fall in love with a lady centaur. You know, it's about time...
XXIV.) When Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter throws a huge, blowout party in the Big House.
XXV.) Mentally-distorted llamas attack with water balloons and Tutu the Owl. (See my Pet Failures of the Demigod Gang, although that's after Bubble the Goldfish...oh, well.) XXVI.) When you customize your Gmail (if you have a Gmail) background to Percy Jackson themed.
XXVII.) You immediately start dancing the "Chicken Dance" when Lady Gaga comes on.
XXVIII.) You make your parents buy all the Percy Jackson and the Olympians and Heroes of Olympus books as soon as they come out.
XXIX.) You scream, "I DON'T WANNA READ CLASSICS! THEY'RE BORING!"
XXX.) You read every single Greek mythology book you can lay your hands on.
XXXI.) You read the whole Percy Jackson and the Olympians in less then four hours. The Lost Hero included.
XXXII.) You go on FanFiction.Net a lot so that you can work on your Percy Jackson and the Olympians fanfiction.
XXXIII.) You believe that Percabeth rocks like crazy!
XXXIV.) You know when Percy gets swallowed by a normal-sized pelican. Tee-hee.
XXXV.) Nico starts tending plants.
XXXVI.) You think that Jason and Piper should go together or Jason and Reyna. Nobody else.
XXXVII.) You think that Rick Riordan should make an epilogue like, ten years later...Percy and Annabeth are married and have children. They live happily ever after. The end.
XXXVIII.) Demeter comes down from Olympus and offers you 100% whole-grain cereal.
XXXIX.) Poseidon sends you flying horsies. Oh, not to mention stinging horseflies as well!
XL.) Zeus goes crazy and starts smooching Hera on the cheek.
XLI.) You wish that everything in your life was Percy Jackson and the Olympians related.
XLII.) You have posters of Percy Jackson and the Olympians plastered all over your bedroom.
XLIII.) You kill every plant you touch.
XLIV.) Hellhounds start licking you on the cheek.
XLV.) You receive either a Celestial Bronze sword or Imperial Gold javelin. Either is good!
XLVI.) You have an orange Camp Half-Blood tee.
XLVII.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Lightning Thief.
XLVIII.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Sea of Monsters.
XLIX.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Titan's Curse.
L.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Battle of the Labyrinth.
LI.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Last Olympian.
LII.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Lost Hero.
LIII.) You memorized every single thing there is to The Son of Neptune.
LIV.) You have an account of Camp Half-Blood Wiki and edit at least one hundred edits in a day.
LV.) You like the color blue.
LVI.) You have made a Percy Jackson and the Olympians JEOPARDY! on Microsoft PowerPoint.
LVII.) You know the color of Piper's eyes.
LVIII.) You know how many scales Festus has on his wings. (Careful. This one is tricky...ha, Festus doesn't have any scales on his wings!)
LIX.) You have gone to sleep away camp in a different state.
LX.) A big, flying lady boar comes and demolishes your house.
LXI.) You believe in the Greek and Roman gods.
LXII.) You wished that you had ADHD or dyslexia.
LXIII.) You have seen a satyr playing billiards with a centipede.
LXIV.) A centaur offers you a sandwich.
LXV.) You're there at the wedding when Juniper the tree nymph and Grover get married.
LXVI.) You know that Bob the Zit exists.
LXVII.) You think that Poseidon is awesomeness.
LXVIII.) You swing around tridents for fun and blast thunderbolts from your brain.
LXIX.) You love listening to classical music.
LXX.) You have been to Peru and know how vicious llamas actually are.
LXXI.) You are a non-believer in archaeology.
LXXII.) You think that Kronos being sucked into a black hole is ponage.
LXXIII.) A baby comes up to you and asks for a diaper along with The Lightning Thief. He won't destroy it.
LXXIV.) A baby satyr comes up to you and asks for a milk bottle with The Sea of Monsters.
LXXV.) A certain Medea comes up to you and asks for a dance with The Titan's Curse.
LXXVI.) Joe Bob the Cannibal Giant wears a tutu and asks for The Battle of the Labyrinth.
LXXVII.) Marrow Sucker drinks blood and starts waltzing with The Last Olympian. No, not Hestia, the book itself. It just proves that Laistrygonian giants are completely cuckoo in the head.
LXXVIII.) You are a suspect in a lineup because the police thinks that you swallowed Percy's shoes.
LXXIX.) You have edited your profile today and it has something to do with Percy Jackson and the Olympians.
LXXX.) You have recently drunk a bottle of Poland Spring water.
LXXXI.) Your mom is yelling at you because you have to practice piano now.
LXXXII.) You look down at a Twilight series book and throw it in the pond because you know that Percy Jackson and the Olympians is so much better then Twilight, Eclipse, New Moon, and Breaking Dawn.
LXXXIII.) Ares loses his fuzzy dice and goes on a temper tantrum. A.K.A., World War III starts
Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…
-You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor.
-There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”
-Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.
-When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.
-You burn food to see if it smells good.
-You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”
-Everyone else is creating a Twilightfamily and you create a PJO family.
-You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…
-You sometimes try to control water.
-You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.
-You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.
-Even though notdiagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.
-You yell "Annabeth!" everytime you see a NY Yankees hat.
-You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.
-Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.
-You are a PJO character for Halloween.
-Recite lines randomly from the books.
-When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.(all the time!)
-Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.
-You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.
-You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.
-You have dreams about PJO characters/events
-You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.
-That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.
-In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"
-You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"
-When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"
-You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.
-You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies
-And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.
CHILD OF POSEIDON
You feel at home in the water.
Your favourite vacation place is at the beach.
You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc.
You want to do something about the marine species being abused today.
You visit the local pool on a regular basis.
You swim professionally.
You hate seafood.
You never get seasick.
You’d rather ride a boat than a plane.
Annabeth: Do I ever cross your mind?
Annabeth: Do you like me?
Annabeth: Do you want me?
Annabeth:Would you cry if I left?
Annabeth: Would you live for me?
Annabeth:Would you do anything for me?
Annabeth: Choose--me or your life
Percy: My life
Annabeth runs away in shock and pain and Percy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life
Crashing through the snow on an automation horse draw sleigh,
Over the shields we go, Kronos' minions exploding away,
Bells on Blackjack's wing, Riptide shining bright,
What fun it is to slash and swing our clubs and swords tonight,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
Fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid,
A dream or two ago, I saw a rising tide,
a horse and eagle fight,
a thunder bolt by my side,
the eagle got hit and sank,
some time the horse had bought,
Poseidon's face turned blank,
as he foiled Zeus' plot,
Oh! Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid, Yay!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Percy's on his way,
fighting lots of monsters as he comes to save the day, Hey!
Kronos smells, Kronos smells, Mrs. O' Leary's come to play,
Chewing the heads off monsters as she comes to Percy's aid.
I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.
My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen.
I didnt fall for him...
my best friend pushed me
When you find a real man...
Ask him if he has a SINGLE brother!
Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth.
I love him,
and not for
so if by chance
fist and smash
Love is a stalker, it just never leaves you alone.
I was sad when i found out that you were taken...
but then i saw her and laughed cause she was UGLY!!
I didn't fall for you... You tripped me.
He broke my heart...So I broke his JAW!!
Every time I walk pass you my words jumble into something stupid ...so i come out with something like...I like your phone...it's very small...(awkward silence)
Friends aren't suppose to be jealous
when you meet a new guy;
they're suppose to ask if they have a
Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.
Don't be suprised if a fat guy in a red suit stuffs u in a bag in the middle of the niight because i asked for you for christmas
Remember in third grade when the teachers said we need to learn cursive because we're going to use it for the rest of our lives? Haha they lied
God created men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation.
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
I will temporarily rule the world, forever.
If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it.
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
The problem with reality is a lack of background music.
I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
I know at least three people who would love to push me down the stairs.
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Ten Things I Do When I'm Bored:
Improving Hand-Eye Coordination
Hang Out With Friends
Draw Random Pictures
What I Hate:
Waiting in Line
People Telling Me What To Do
People Helping Me
Falling Asleep During Class
What I Like:
Making Someone Proud
Walking On The Beach
Time To Myself
Staying Up Late At Night
Being With My Friends
The Garden Of The Gods
Least Favorite Places:
School (Enough said)
Kids Are Quick
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
TEACHER: Glen, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLEN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Screw you. I just made a campfire underwater.
Friends: Will comfort you when he rejects you
Best Friends: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Friends: Will be there for you when he breaks your heart
Best Friends: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
Friends: Will help you up when you fall
Best Friends: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, Stupid?"
Friends: Helps you find your prince
Best Friends: Kidnaps him and brings him to you
Friends: Will pass you a soda
Best Friends: Will dump theirs on you
Friends: Will help you learn to drive
Best Friends: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance
Friends: Will help you move
Best Friends: Will help you move the bodies
Friends: Will hide you from the cops
Best Friends: Are probably the reason they're after you in the first place
Friends: Never ask for anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: Are the reason you have no food
Friends: Will help you find your way when you're lost
Best Friends: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Friends: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friends: Has you on speed dial
Friends: Borrows your stuff for a few days and then gives it back
Best Friends: Loses you stuff and says, "My bad...here's a tissue"
Friends: Only know a few things about you
Best Friends: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life...
Friends: Would knock on your front door
Best Friends: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"
Friends: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friends: Already know not to tell
Friends: Are only through school/college
Best Friends: Are for life
Friends: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste"
Friends: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
Best Friends: go over to his house and kick his butt
Friends: bail you outta jail
Best Friends: sit next to you singing the jail song
Friends: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
Best Friends: are the ones getting fined by the police with you
Friends: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
Best Friends: Are jumping right after you
Friends: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
Best Friends: are your weekend boarders
Friends: are offended when you make fun of them
Best Friends: kick your butt and all's forgiven
Friends: are shy around your boyfriend
Best Friends: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
Friends: don't see you if you're sick
Best Friends: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
Friends: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
Best Friends: are screaming and running with you
Friends: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
Best Friends: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
Friends: Bring you a tissue to dry your tears.
Best Friends: Have a shovel ready to bury the jerk who did this to you.
Friends: Help you with your addiction to crack.
Best Friends: Are the one's that sold it to you.
Friends: never ask anything to eat or drink
Best Friends: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
Friends:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa
Best Friends: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA
Friends: Would bail you out of jail
Best Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
Friends: Never seen you cry
Best Friends: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore
Friends: gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friends: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
Friends: will bail you out of jail
Best Friends: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile
Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'll push you off the building too if you're part of the 90%)
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. (Stayed up past TWO IN THE MORNING doing that.)
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile
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God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women
REMEMBER WHEN.. Getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground? The worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?'m 0 m' was your hero and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry? When your W0RST Enemies were your siblings and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest? When - WAR- was a card game and life was simple and care free? Remember when all you wanted to do WAS GROW UP
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" little brother.
Annabeth Chase. Percy's girlfriend and official architect of Olympus.
Chiron. Trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like to Jason.
Son of Neptune. The book we can't wait for.
Olympus. Home of the gods.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Atlas. Zoe's father.
Never back down. The phrase that reminds me of TLO.
Dionysus. The god of wine. (More like the god of Diet Coke.)
Thalia Grace. Hunter of Artemis and daughter of Zeus.
Hephaestus. The father of our favorite fire boy. ;)
Empathy link. What Grover and Percy have. Saved Grover's life a couple of times.
Officers. The immortal skeletons dressed up as officers.
Lupa. The she-wolf we all want to know about.
Morpheus. The gods of dreams. Put NYC asleep during TLO.
Persephone. The kidnapped wife of Hades. Believes every hero is brave and wants to give them a chance.
Ichor. The blood of the gods.
Artemis. Goddess of the Hunt. Has hunters, including Thalia.
Nothing lasts forever. Even the gods.
Switched. Percy and Jason are switched. Jason at CHB, Percy at Legion Camp.
On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...?)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
(And I am taking this...because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
On packet of Nobbys'
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)