Author has written 5 stories for Total Drama series.
Gender:girl (like MY FAV character Jo from tdroti would say IMA GIRL!)
Mood:scared(im becoming a HUGE fan girl of Wreck-it Ralph and Total Drama Revenge of The Island)
Fav Movie:Weeck-it Ralph
Fav TV show:TDRI
My element is air I was born in June.
im a slacker so don't expect me to update a lot I update this more than my stories sorry
90% Of Chris Maclean Fans would die if Chris jumped of a cliff. Paste on your page of you're the. 10%Yelling, "Chris, toss me the Million!"
()You have an annoying older sibling
()You fall for Kings/Queens Bee
() You're the Arch Villian
(x) You're manipulative
() You are a wannabe at sometimes
(x) You have a best friend ( Who doesn't?)
() You wear/used to wear braces
(x) Singing is one of your hobbies (especially if nobody's at home)
() You easily fall for the eye candy
() One of your favorites colors is pink
() You work on a farm
() You surf
() You're a vegetarian (Sorry cute animals but your yummy.)
(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature (Dawn much)
(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you
() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail
() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
(x) You get along with everybody(sometimes)
() Everything should be natural to you
(x) You love technology(again who doesn't)
() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys
(?) You are a quick healer
() You easily get sun burn
() You have a gap between your front teeth
() A poor diet scares you
()You play the keyboard(i wish)
() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you(sorry but no I am sticking with ranch and spicy)
() You are/were a CIT
() You want everything right
(x) You get mad easily(matters my mood)
() Everything is important to you
() You are/were on the Student Council
() Everything turns out wrong for you
() You fall for the delinquents/criminals
() You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly
(x) You love animals
() Everybody loves you
(x) You've been raised right (but I don't behave so...)
() Everybody is your friend
(x) You are most of the time happy
() You never get mad(how do people do that)
() You get scared easily
(x) Group hugs are cuddly
() You have/had a mohawk
() You've been to jail/prison
(x) You love skulls and crossbones
(x) You have piercings
(x) Green is one of your favorite colors
() Punk is one of your favorite music genres
() You pick on dorks
() You have a smug facial expression sometimes
() You often lift weights
() You wear knee-high socks with gym clothes
() You've been through anger management
(x) You are competitive
() You can lift anything(who do you think I am wonder woman)
() Happiness is not your forte
(x) You often don't fall in love too easily
() You're never happy
() You're homeschooled
() You're a sexist
() You have/had/wear a toque
() You often say "eh"
() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday
() You pick your nose often
() You have no friends
() You are pale
(x)You love parties
(x) You often call people "dudes" or "dudettes"
() You often make out most of the day
() You wear a cowboy hat
(x) You're the youngest sibling in your family(only)
() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"
() You are invited to all of the parties
() You skateboard
(x) You're goth(sometimes)
() You have highlights
() You wear blue lipstick
() You wear fish nets and black
() You make the first move
() Preppy things piss you off
() You have a younger brother
(x) Annoying things urke you up
() You can be a pervert at some times
() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"
(x) You're a dork
() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy
(x) You read comics
(/) You breathe loud9when i want to bug peeps)
() You get picked on most of the time
() You save chewed gum
() You're the Queen Bee
() You are/were a cheerleader
() You often lie about being nice
() You often get embarrassed
() Weird people make you mad (um I am a WEIRD person)
() You break couples up
() You often call people "losers"
() You are never trusted (never is a strong word)
(x) You're crazy/psycho
() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP
() You're a redhead
(x) Fire is your addiction
(x) You love acting silly
(x) You run a lot(I love to run)
(x) You want to be called by your nickname
() You've camped out in the woods (sadly no)
() You're the eye candy
() People often stare at you
() People faint when they see you
() You lie to most people
() Beauty is a talent to you
() You once/often get photo shot
() You don't care about anything but beauty
() You're gorgeous
(x) You have a BFFFL
() You have big hips, but skinny body
() You're pretty
(x) You're often sweet
() You blush easily
() You wear pigtails
(x) You listen to Pop Music
() You're skinnier than your friends
() You're the ghetto girl
() You wear baby T's
(x) You easily get pissed off
() You love winning
() You have a great taste in style
() You know how to dance
() Rap is one of your favorite music genres
() You often wear hoop earrings
()You are/were a blonde
() You're dumb
() You take Gymnastics
() Your boobs are big
() You're a "Daddy's Girl"
() You fall for the jocks
() Your eyes are blue
(x) Makeup looks pretty on you
(x) You are a bookworm(so I like reading someone has to right?I mean seriously why would you be here if you didn't)
() Your IQ is off the charts/high
() You're in Honors classes
() Sports aren't your forte
(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky(really havent noticed :P)
() You're quiet(did we enter a parallel universe)
() You've accidently kissed someone of the same-sex
() You don't like parties
() You're overweight
() You fart a lot
() You can burp the ABC's
() Everyone loves you
(x) You love adventure
() You're out of shape
(x) You love to eat(yummy stuff also eating keeps you alive)
() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath
(x) You have a BFFFL
() You're chubby
() You cry without your best friend
(x) You accidently do things wrong(can't be perfect)
() You do everything with you best friend
() You easily cry
() You love to squeal
(x) You often do things wrong
(x) You're obsessed with a cartoon
() You're in love with one person from this cartoon
() You're a stalker
() You name your pets with names in this cartoon
(x) You quote people from this cartoon easily
() People think You're an psychopath when someone is too nice for the one you love
(x) You know everything about cartoon you love
() You play/played the guitar
(x) You often wear green (its my FAV color so yeah)
() You've been heartbroken
() Your favorite number is 9 (I dont have a FAV #)
(x) You care for the people you love(you wouldn't really love someone that much if you didn't)
(x) You're still looking for that special someone
(X) You act weird sometimes(a bit more than sometimes)
() You easily fall in love
()You suck at sports
() You often wear red
() You wear a head bandana
() You wear sweat clothes
(x) You're tall
(x) You have brown hair and brown eyes
() You have a fear of an animal(animals are cute)
() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes
( )You are from New Jersey
( )You speak with an accent
( )You add so much product to your hair
( )You have/had a fake tan
( )You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are
( )You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself
( )You wear a lot of make-up
( )You can't sing
()You don't talk much
( ) You're a bit on the chubby side
(x ) Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic
( x) You're skilled in mechanics
( ) You are embarrasses of your first name(not embarrassed just don't like it)
( x) You like using initials
(x) You have multiple items in your coat
() Every time you try to speak, you get cut off
( ) You/your family has a military background
(x) You follow a moral code(everyone has their own code that they follow)
(X) You are dedicated to protect friends and family
(x) You are rather athletic
(x) You STINK at Fashion design
(x) You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others (depends on who it is.)
( ) You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises
(x) You have the "need to be dominated"
(x) You're under 100 pounds
( ) You have lived in a bubble
(X) You have overprotective parents
() You're not the most athletic person out there
(X) You're a bit nerdy
() You can be counted as an "expendable player"
( ) You wore diapers until a late age
( ) (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl
( ) You're addicted to fame
( ) You LOVE pink!
( ) You are a major fashion phonon
(x ) You usually wear sunglasses
() Your parent(s) are majorly rich
() You're attracted to nerds
(x ) You and your phone are inseparable
( ) You hate feeling sorry for others
() You are a wicca/witch(no but that would be cool)
() You can read auras (again no but that would be cool)
( ) You love nature and communicating with animals
( ) You are very short
() You can levitate (I wish)
() You know how to levitate (I wish)
(x) You don't really care about money
(x) You are able to detect positive/negative energy (positive energy=smiles, negative=glares and frowney faces XD)
( x) You're a tomboy
(x ) You are EXTREMELY athletic
( ) You don't think anyone is better than you
( x) You aren't the most attractive person
(x ) You HATE the beauty queen
(x) You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin ( Depends on who it is...)
( x) Your favorite accessory is a whistle
( ) (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy
() You're a blonde
( ) You talk in the third person
( ) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes
( ) You tend to add something before words
( ) You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender
( ) You are an overachiever
( ) You have protein powder
() You believe in teams of one (no i in team)
( ) You often call people "losers"
( ) You have a mental disorder
( ) You have said you are an actor
( ) You like two people at the same time
() You talk in your sleep(I wouldnt know but I don't think so)
( ) You have a therapist/psychiatrist
() You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy (don't have a graceful bone in my body)
(x) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel
(x ) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love
(x ) You love video games
( ) You have embarrassed yourself on your only date
( x) You have cat-like reflexes
( ) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league
(x) You are a couch potato(at least I am not afraid to admit it I am more active at school)
( ) You have a "circus thumb"
( ) You sometimes speak in video-game talk
( ) You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode (no but awesome)
(x ) You LOVE manipulating people
( ) You're a poser
(x ) You like to whittle
( ) Animals don't like you
( ) You don't like animals
( x) You have a lucky item
( ) You're a ginger
( ) You have freckles covering you
( ) You have a long ancestry
( ) You are a compulsive liar
(x ) You talk incessantly
( ) You are rather overweight
( x) You are annoying to most people (NOT my fault most people are annoyed by me!)
( ) You have trouble swimming
( ) You have been bald at one point
(x) You don't have many friends
(x) You wear stuff in your hair
(x ) You're an only child
(x) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends (i would think)
(x) You like retro fashions/music(internet you read my mind)
(X) You enjoy the theatre (the movies, you mean?)
( ) You have seen your crush go out with someone else
(x ) You are generally nice, but have a tough side
( ) Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"
I am Zoey, Brick AND JO!Wow.?!
And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (The things that i have done have a bolded x before it)
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
x 9.Tried to push a door that said pull( who hasn't?)
x 10.Tried to pull a door that said push(again who hasn't)
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (no but that would be funny to watch but not to do)
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
x 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door(sadly yes)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
x 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan(well mini)
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
x 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else(yup it is really ackward)
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
x 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
x 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
x 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.(annoying right?)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
x 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
x 48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
x 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil(it hurts)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
x 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
x 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (yep waste of time)
x 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
x 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
x 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
x 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
x 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid(no but lol but for that person i am so sorry that happened)
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
x 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about(no but thank you internet)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird(ouch)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
x 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper(it was a Halloween party)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
X 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have poped a balloon a your mouth.
Really 21 you make feel really good about myself thanks alot internet I BLAME YOU INTERNET
I HATE child abuse:
My name is Joey
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake
I'm all alone
copy this in your profile.
Strange is bad, weird is good and
odd is you don't know what to call anyone,
weird is the same as different,
which is the same as unique,
If your weird and proud of it,
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Joey
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on
PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the woman who cried herself to sleep, knowing that I'll never see my wife's smiling face, again.
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message to show the warnings of Drunk Driving.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please help Japan! And please help all third world countries and end the debt and unfair traid. If you want to help, copy and paste onto your profileease do your part to end it.
What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?
( ] the dark (i like the dark strangly)
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[ ] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[ ] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
] flowers or other plants
[ ] being touched
[ ] fire
[x] deep water( i don't like drowning)
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[ ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom
[ ] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
[ ] wind
[ ] crossing hanging bridges
[ ] death [ ] heaven (heaven is a happy place)
[ ] being robbed
[ ] clowns (?)
[ ] dolls
[ ] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[ ] doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes(they are serios things people)
[x] hurricanes(again they are serios things people
[x] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween(fyi halloween is my favorite holliday so no i am not scared of it)
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
] being alone (sometimes it is great relief)
[x] becoming blind
[x] becoming deaf
[x] growing up (it has its ups and downs)
[x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up(not scared of it just don't like the feeling
[ ] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out a scary ass movie for movie night then scare you and herself in the process
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.
FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before & after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.
FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.
FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.
FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.
FRIENDS: Forgive you. BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.
FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you
FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"
FRIENDS: Annoy you. BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"
FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: call you retarded and sick for running threw bleachers yelling Blood on the Dancefloor's song I Heart Hello Kitty (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!
What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
Why do we ((sleep)) in [church,
But stay ((awake)) through a [2 hour movie]?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [God,
but so ((easy)) to [Gossip]?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read [Playboy]?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [Godly] Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the [nasty] ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting [smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are [growing]?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Opened This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.
80 % of you wont repost this.
Jesus Christ said: "If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"
You Know You Live In 2012 When...
1. You accidental enter your password into your microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv
6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends
8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
10. You were too busy to notice number five
11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five
12. And now your laughing at your stupidity
13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it
99 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart:
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.
4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.
5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.
9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.
11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.
12. Play with the automatic doors.
13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.
14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"
15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.
16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.
17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
20. Put M&M's on layaway.
21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.
23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"
26. TP as much of the store as possible.
27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.
29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
31. Take up entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.
32. Take bets on the battle described above.
33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.
34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
35. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.
36. Try on bras over top of your clothes.
37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
38. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.
39. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
41. Two words: "Marco Polo."
42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).
44. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.
45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.
46. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
47. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"
48. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.
49. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.
50. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.
51. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.
52. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.
53. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
54. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"
55. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
56. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)
57. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
58. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.
59. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.
60. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.
61. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.
62. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
63. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
64. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.
65. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
66. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist, "But I AM a man," if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa.
67. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.
68. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"
69. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.
70. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.)
71. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemorrhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.
72. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.
73. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.
74. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.
75. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
76. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.
77. One word: STREAK!
78. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".
79. Start pocketing any and all free samples.
80. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
81. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to McDonald's and try to return a toaster.
82. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.
83. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".
84. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".
85. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
86. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving the store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
87. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
88. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.
89. Put lingerie in the men's department.
90. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.
91. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
92. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".
93. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.
94. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy.
95. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.
96. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.
97. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.
98. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.
Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.
23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final
32) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say
"you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34) Tell people that you can see their aura.
35) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."
What to Do During an Exam
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.
4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.
7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.
8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.
12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.
14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)
15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).
16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.
19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.
20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)
21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.
23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.
24. Act spazzy
25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.
28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.
31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.
32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."
34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.
35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.
36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.
37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.
38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.
39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.
41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.
42. Dress like the professor.
44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.
45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
FUNNY QUOTES AND RANDOM THINGS...
I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.
I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.
Saracasm is just one service I offer.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
The buddy system is essential: it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
If you think I'm weird, you should meet my friends.
I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest.
Most people are stupid. It's mostly because they think they're smart.
Silence is golden. Ducktape is silver.
I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
When you cry, I cry, when you laugh, I laugh, when you jump of a cliff, I laugh harder.
You're not breaking the law unless you're caught.
It's my way or the highway. Get used to it.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...
The road to success is always under construction.
Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...
They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people. So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?
Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.
No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?
When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.
Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!
Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.
I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.
The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.
Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.
If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?
I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.
I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
When in doubt, make up words!
Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!
If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.
All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.
I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.
Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!
Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!
Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
It proves that you are a worthless, conceited human being whose brain is so big it could fit inside a peanut shell, and there'd still be room for the peanut!'
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes.
When in doubt, blame the hippies!
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...
Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...
When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.
If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Eat right, exercise, die anyway.
Annoying Things People Do:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their ass kicked!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dummy?
On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a can of PEPSI Warning: Do NOT shake up contents of can it can explode under extreme pressure (Now how am I gonna trick my friends?)
On a LawnMower Warning: Do not stick hands or feet in blade while mower is running (Okay if you have done that, you MUST be a Jimmie Johnson fan)
On a Soda Vending Machine Danger: Do not tip machine, it can fall over and kill you (Huh, I guess whoever did that REALLY wanted a Root Beer)
Here is some things to copy and paste well you can copy my whole profile if you want I don' t care but who has that much time look at this thing I just keep adding on
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.
If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)
If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.(who doesn't)
Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(yeah I am weird so what)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile(yeah slapping people)
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.
Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.
Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them (only some boys)
If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. (about the weirdest things)
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it was for a crossword puzzle and the word was ace and i spelled acc...sad rite?)
If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (it wasnt loading and it was annoying me)
If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.
If you're aware that so many people pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.
If you've said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile
If you like chocolate put this in your profile...(HAND IT OVER!)
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177,total drama rocks
If you like music and spend alot of time listening to music copy and paste this to your profile.(I better see this on your profile
If you go to China and order chinese food, would you call it "chinese food" or food?
Are seagulls still called seagulls if they're not near the sea?
If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile
98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.
If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile
If you read this, copy this into your profile.
If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile
If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.( more like 15 minutes or more I dunno)
If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(but you get used to it.)
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile
ǝʌıן noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ sʍouʞ oɯןǝ
eƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇ uo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟi
If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile
If you secretly wished you had gotten a letter to Hogwarts when you turned eleven, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer
Maddie: [to Danny] You're constantly late getting home...
(After Vlad, Sam, and Tucker are cured of their ecto-acne)
Maddie: And Jack? Please try not to trash the house while I'm gone.
If you are a shipper of Jo/Brick and don't care about the direction that the show went involving the two, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Cameron is the rightful winner of TDROTI (WTF were you thinking, American voters?!) copy and paste this into your profile.
What A Boyfriend Should Do:
When she walks away mad...
When she stares at your mouth...
When she pushes you or hits you...
Grab her and don't let go.
When she's quiet...
Ask her what's wrong.
When she ignores you...
Give her you FULL attention.
When she pulls away...
Pull her back.
When you see her at her worse...
Tell her she is beautiful.
When you see her start to cry...
Just hold her and don't say a word.
When you see her walking...
Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.
When she's scared...
When she lays her head on your shoulder...
Tilt her head up and kiss her.
When she steals your favorite hat...
Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.
When she teases you...
Tease her back and make her laugh.
When she doesn't answer you for a long time...
Reasure her that everything is alright.
When she looks at you with doubt..
Back yourself up.
When she says that she likes you...
She really does...more than you understand.
When she grabs at your hand...
Hold hers and play with her fingers.
When she bumbs into you..
Bump her back and make her laugh.
When she tells you a secret...
Keep it safe and untold.
When she looks into your eyes...
Don't look away until she does.
When she misses you...
She's hurting inside.
When you break her heart...
The pain NEVER really goes away.
When she says 'it's over'...
She still wants you to be hers.
When she re-posts this bulletin...
She WANTS you to read it.
Stay on the phone with her...
Even if she's not saying anything.
When she's mad...
Hug her tight and don't let go.
When she says she okay...
Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...
she will remember you.
Call her at 12:00...
Just to tell her you love her.
Call her before you sleep and...
after you wake up.
Treat her like...
she's ALL that matters to you.
and let her tease you back.
Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...
even if you think it is stupid.
Give her the world...
and let her wear your clothes.
When she's bored and alone...
Hang out with her.
Let her know how important she is to you...
and kiss her in the pouring rain.
If you post this in the next four minutes...
The one you love will:
I love doing this.
If You Live In America, you post this
Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.
Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?(I sorta yell shot up a lot.If I don't who will)
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.
I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.
Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.
There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.
You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention
Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.
The rules only apply if you get caught.
I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.
I used all my sick days so I called in dead.
Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
So many stupid people, so little duct tape.
I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?
I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.
I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?(only back paper same with white colored pencils but I still find it annoying but I am too)
"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.
Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!
The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult
I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.
When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.
Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" Anonymous
"Haveyouever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Anonymous
"I'm not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz
"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." Anonymous
"Education is important; school however, is another matter." Anonymous
"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Anonymous
-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-When in doubt, make up words!
-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!
-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!
-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.
A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?
Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!
Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? (WAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?)
Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
If something goes without saying, why do people say it?
Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing
Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?
I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.
Confusion is a term for the stupid.
I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers
Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Me: are they chocolate chip? Dark side: Uhh...sure... Me: COMING THROUGH!!
I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder
I only have PMS on days that end with a Y
I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive
Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!
Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.
It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.
Things to say to a friend and jokes.
“LOVE” is a Small Coin
Friends r like fishes.
A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!
GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...Searching...searching...still searching...sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
The longest sentence known to man: "I do."
This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! ... Now read without the word cat.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f*ing know it all.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?
For sale : Air Bags, Used once.
(_!_)An arse (_!_)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!...Don't answer that.
IMPORTANT: Why do people make fun of others? We all are different. We didn't chose our color,hair color,eye color, gender,parents,and ect.Think about it, it is so stupid and such a waste of time.If you don't like me,then it is your promblem.
Total 1 (gee i need to get out more)
Total = 3
Total = 0 (No surprise there)
Total = 2
Total = 1
Total = 2
Total = 5
Total = 6
Garage Band Junkie
Total = 1
Total = 4
Total = 3
Total = 4
IM A SLACKER LOL XD (*rolls eyes*wow I wonder how that happened)
Air it is. Cool my element is air i was born in June.
SO I HAVE A BLACK AURA XP
Pick the month you were born!
[ ] January: I cuddled with...
Pick the day you were born!
[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
Pick your favorite color!
[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs.
I raped some cheese beacause i'm a pimp XP
I gotta get a new favorite color and birthday *shivers* but how
Pick one or the other
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla
Shorts or pants: Shorts
Shoes or Bare feet: Bare feet
Books or Movies: I dunno
Night or Day: Night
Dark or Light: Dark
Mountains or Beach: Mountains
Pepsi or Coke: I don't give a damn I'm choosing Mountain Dew
Swim or Surf: Swim
For or Against
Gay Marriage: Against (God made us to be with the opposite sex, not the same)
War: Against (I love war, not. Thats like saying I like people dieing
Pants: (?) What the heck?!
Clothes in General: For
Alarm Clocks: Against.(NO I WANNA GO BACK TO SLEEP AND WAKE UP WITHOUT A MACHINE YELLING AT ME!What just happened?)
Pop music: For
Spiders: For(They kill bugs people)
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
(Well, I hated this. No one has the right to judge you,except Jesus, God, and yourself. SO FUCK THIS)
OMG I FEEL SO STUPID I JUST FOUND THE BRACKET THING ON MY KEYBOARD *face palm*
Wreck-it Ralph meme
[X] You like your family or friends, respect, praise, metals, pies, cake and chocolate.
King Candy (Turbo.)
[/] You work hard to achieve your goals. (When I feel like it.)
I Am Speed Demon (Vanellope),Stinkbrain (Ralph), and Sergeant Smiles (Sergeant Calhoun or Tamora)
10 things about you
1.You're reading this right now.
2.You're realizing this is a stupid fact.
4.You don't notice I skipped 3.
5.You're checking now.
7.You're still read this even though its stupid.
9.you didn't realize I skipped 8.
10.You're checking this again and smiling about how you feel for it again.
11.You're enjoying this.
12.you didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.
|Community:||JOCK (Jo and Brick)|
|Focus:||Cartoons Total Drama series|