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ABOUT ME

Gender:girl (like MY FAV character Jo from tdroti would say IMA GIRL!)

Mood:scared(im becoming a HUGE fan girl of Wreck-it Ralph and Total Drama Revenge of The Island)

Age:

Fav holiday:Halloween

Fav Movie:Weeck-it Ralph

Fav TV show:TDRI

My element is air I was born in June.

im a slacker so don't expect me to update a lot I update this more than my stories sorry


90% Of Chris Maclean Fans would die if Chris jumped of a cliff. Paste on your page of you're the. 10%Yelling, "Chris, toss me the Million!"

Alejandro:

()You're latino

()You have an annoying older sibling

()You're evil

()You fall for Kings/Queens Bee

() You're the Arch Villian

(x) You're manipulative

Count:1

Beth:

() You are a wannabe at sometimes

(x) You have a best friend ( Who doesn't?)

() You wear/used to wear braces

(x) Singing is one of your hobbies (especially if nobody's at home)

() You easily fall for the eye candy

() One of your favorites colors is pink

() You work on a farm

Total: 1

Bridgette:

() You surf

() You're a vegetarian (Sorry cute animals but your yummy.)

(x) You care about the environment/Mother Nature (Dawn much)

(x) Animal Cruelty is wrong to you

() You usually wear your hair in a ponytail

() You have a boyfriend/girlfriend

(x) You get along with everybody(sometimes)

() Everything should be natural to you

Total:3

Cody:

(x) You love technology(again who doesn't)

() Most of the time you flirt and hit on girls/guys

(?) You are a quick healer

() You easily get sun burn

() You have a gap between your front teeth

() A poor diet scares you

()You play the keyboard(i wish)

() BBQ Chips is the King of all Chip Flavors to you(sorry but no I am sticking with ranch and spicy)

Total: 1

Courtney:

() You are/were a CIT

() You want everything right

(x) You get mad easily(matters my mood)

() Everything is important to you

() You are/were on the Student Council

() Everything turns out wrong for you

() You fall for the delinquents/criminals

() You've once been out of a game/challenge unfairly

Count:1

DJ:

(x) You love animals

() Everybody loves you

(x) You've been raised right (but I don't behave so...)

() Everybody is your friend

(x) You are most of the time happy

() You never get mad(how do people do that)

() You get scared easily

(x) Group hugs are cuddly

Count: 3

Duncan:

() You have/had a mohawk

() You've been to jail/prison

(x) You love skulls and crossbones

(x) You have piercings

(x) Green is one of your favorite colors

() Punk is one of your favorite music genres

() You pick on dorks

() You have a smug facial expression sometimes

Count: 3

Eva:

() You often lift weights

() You wear knee-high socks with gym clothes

() You've been through anger management

(x) You are competitive

() You can lift anything(who do you think I am wonder woman)

() Happiness is not your forte

(x) You often don't fall in love too easily

() You're never happy

Count: 2

Ezekiel:

() You're homeschooled

() You're a sexist

() You have/had/wear a toque

() You often say "eh"

() You wear a sweatshirt almost everyday

() You pick your nose often

() You have no friends

() You are pale

Count: 0

Geoff:

(x)You love parties

(x) You often call people "dudes" or "dudettes"

() You often make out most of the day

() You wear a cowboy hat

(x) You're the youngest sibling in your family(only)

() One of your nicknames is "Party Boy" or "Party Girl"

() You are invited to all of the parties

() You skateboard

Count: 3

Gwen:

(x) You're goth(sometimes)

() You have highlights

() You wear blue lipstick

() You wear fish nets and black

() You make the first move

() Preppy things piss you off

() You have a younger brother

(x) Annoying things urke you up

Count: 2

Harold:

() You can be a pervert at some times

() You often say "Booyah" or "Yes"

(x) You're a dork

() You fall in love with the ghetto girl/boy

(x) You read comics

(/) You breathe loud9when i want to bug peeps)

() You get picked on most of the time

() You save chewed gum

Count: 2.5

Heather:

() You're the Queen Bee

() You are/were a cheerleader

() You often lie about being nice

() You often get embarrassed

() Weird people make you mad (um I am a WEIRD person)

() You break couples up

() You often call people "losers"

() You are never trusted (never is a strong word)

Count: 0

Izzy

(x) You're crazy/psycho

() You were once wanted by the police/RCMP

() You're a redhead

(x) Fire is your addiction

(x) You love acting silly

(x) You run a lot(I love to run)

(x) You want to be called by your nickname

() You've camped out in the woods (sadly no)

Count: 5

Justin:

() You're the eye candy

() People often stare at you

() People faint when they see you

() You lie to most people

() Beauty is a talent to you

() You once/often get photo shot

() You don't care about anything but beauty

() You're gorgeous

Count:0

Katie:

(x) You have a BFFFL

() You have big hips, but skinny body

() You're pretty

(x) You're often sweet

() You blush easily

() You wear pigtails

(x) You listen to Pop Music

() You're skinnier than your friends

Count:3

Leshawna:

() You're the ghetto girl

() You wear baby T's

(x) You easily get pissed off

() You love winning

() You have a great taste in style

() You know how to dance

() Rap is one of your favorite music genres

() You often wear hoop earrings

Count: 2

Lindsay:

()You are/were a blonde

() You're dumb

() You take Gymnastics

() Your boobs are big

() You're a "Daddy's Girl"

() You fall for the jocks

() Your eyes are blue

(x) Makeup looks pretty on you

Count: 1

Noah:

(x) You are a bookworm(so I like reading someone has to right?I mean seriously why would you be here if you didn't)

() Your IQ is off the charts/high

() You're in Honors classes

() Sports aren't your forte

(x) You are often sarcastic/cynical/cocky(really havent noticed :P)

() You're quiet(did we enter a parallel universe)

() You've accidently kissed someone of the same-sex

() You don't like parties

Count: 2

Owen:

() You're overweight

() You fart a lot

() You can burp the ABC's

() Everyone loves you

(x) You love adventure

() You're out of shape

(x) You love to eat(yummy stuff also eating keeps you alive)

() You often say things about historic people such as Alexander the Great and David and Goliath

Count: 2

Sadie:

(x) You have a BFFFL

() You're chubby

() You cry without your best friend

(x) You accidently do things wrong(can't be perfect)

() You do everything with you best friend

() You easily cry

() You love to squeal

(x) You often do things wrong

Count: 3

Sierra

(x) You're obsessed with a cartoon

() You're in love with one person from this cartoon

() You're a stalker

() You name your pets with names in this cartoon

(x) You quote people from this cartoon easily

() People think You're an psychopath when someone is too nice for the one you love

(x) You know everything about cartoon you love

Count:3

Trent:

() You play/played the guitar

(x) You often wear green (its my FAV color so yeah)

() You've been heartbroken

() Your favorite number is 9 (I dont have a FAV #)

(x) You care for the people you love(you wouldn't really love someone that much if you didn't)

(x) You're still looking for that special someone

(X) You act weird sometimes(a bit more than sometimes)

() You easily fall in love

Count: 4

Tyler:

()You suck at sports

() You often wear red

() You wear a head bandana

() You wear sweat clothes

(x) You're tall

(x) You have brown hair and brown eyes

() You have a fear of an animal(animals are cute)

() You think you're strong when you really aren't at sometimes

Count: 2

Anne Maria:

( )You are from New Jersey

( )You speak with an accent

( )You add so much product to your hair

( )You have/had a fake tan

( )You look down upon those who are not as pretty as you are

( )You like only one side of a person, not the person him/herself

( )You wear a lot of make-up

( )You can't sing

Total: 0

B:

()You don't talk much

( ) You're a bit on the chubby side

(x ) Despite the aforementioned, you are very athletic

( x) You're skilled in mechanics

( ) You are embarrasses of your first name(not embarrassed just don't like it)

( x) You like using initials

(x) You have multiple items in your coat

() Every time you try to speak, you get cut off

Total: 4

Brick:

( ) You/your family has a military background

(x) You follow a moral code(everyone has their own code that they follow)

(X) You are dedicated to protect friends and family

(x) You are rather athletic

(x) You STINK at Fashion design

(x) You are willing to sacrifice yourself for the safety of others (depends on who it is.)

( ) You're scared of the dark, as well as it's noises

(x) You have the "need to be dominated"

Total: 6

Cameron:

(x) You're under 100 pounds

( ) You have lived in a bubble

(X) You have overprotective parents

() You're not the most athletic person out there

(X) You're a bit nerdy

() You can be counted as an "expendable player"

( ) You wore diapers until a late age

( ) (IF A GUY) You're mistaken for a girl

Total: 2

Dakota:

( ) You're addicted to fame

( ) You LOVE pink!

( ) You are a major fashion phonon

(x ) You usually wear sunglasses

() Your parent(s) are majorly rich

() You're attracted to nerds

(x ) You and your phone are inseparable

( ) You hate feeling sorry for others

Total: 2

Dawn:

() You are a wicca/witch(no but that would be cool)

() You can read auras (again no but that would be cool)

( ) You love nature and communicating with animals

( ) You are very short

() You can levitate (I wish)

() You know how to levitate (I wish)

(x) You don't really care about money

(x) You are able to detect positive/negative energy (positive energy=smiles, negative=glares and frowney faces XD)

Total: 3

Jo:

( x) You're a tomboy

(x ) You are EXTREMELY athletic

( ) You don't think anyone is better than you

( x) You aren't the most attractive person

(x ) You HATE the beauty queen

(x) You would rather sacrifice others to save your own skin ( Depends on who it is...)

( x) Your favorite accessory is a whistle

( ) (IF A GIRL) You're mistaken for a guy

() You're a blonde

Total: 6

Lightning:

( ) You talk in the third person

( ) You can't tell the difference between genders sometimes

( ) You tend to add something before words

( ) You're apparently attractive to the opposite gender

( ) You are an overachiever

( ) You have protein powder

() You believe in teams of one (no i in team)

( ) You often call people "losers"

Total: 0

Mike:

( ) You have a mental disorder

( ) You have said you are an actor

( ) You like two people at the same time

() You talk in your sleep(I wouldnt know but I don't think so)

( ) You have a therapist/psychiatrist

() You are agile and graceful, but also tough and scrappy (don't have a graceful bone in my body)

(x) You have trouble telling the one you love how you feel

(x ) You're willing to risk your life for the one you love

Total: 2

Sam:

(x ) You love video games

( ) You have embarrassed yourself on your only date

( x) You have cat-like reflexes

( ) You are in love with someone TOTALLY out of your league

(x) You are a couch potato(at least I am not afraid to admit it I am more active at school)

( ) You have a "circus thumb"

( ) You sometimes speak in video-game talk

( ) You sometimes see stuff in video-game mode (no but awesome)

Total: 3

Scott:

(x ) You LOVE manipulating people

( ) You're a poser

(x ) You like to whittle

( ) Animals don't like you

( ) You don't like animals

( x) You have a lucky item

( ) You're a ginger

( ) You have freckles covering you

Total: 3

Staci:

( ) You have a long ancestry

( ) You are a compulsive liar

(x ) You talk incessantly

( ) You are rather overweight

( x) You are annoying to most people (NOT my fault most people are annoyed by me!)

( ) You have trouble swimming

( ) You have been bald at one point

(x) You don't have many friends

Total:3

Zoey:

(x) You wear stuff in your hair

(x ) You're an only child

(x) You don't have many friends, but wish to make friends (i would think)

(x) You like retro fashions/music(internet you read my mind)

(X) You enjoy the theatre (the movies, you mean?)

( ) You have seen your crush go out with someone else

(x ) You are generally nice, but have a tough side

( ) Someone else has called you the "prettiest person in the group"

Total: 6

I am Zoey, Brick AND JO!Wow.?!


And now lets see how many stupid things I've done!! (The things that i have done have a bolded x before it)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

x 9.Tried to push a door that said pull( who hasn't?)

x 10.Tried to pull a door that said push(again who hasn't)

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs (no but that would be funny to watch but not to do)

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

x 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. Have run into a closed door(sadly yes)

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your mobile phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

x 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan(well mini)

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

x 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else(yup it is really ackward)

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

x 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

x 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

x 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.(annoying right?)

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

x 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

x 48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

x 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil(it hurts)

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

x 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

x 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it (yep waste of time)

x 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

x 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

x 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

x 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

x 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid(no but lol but for that person i am so sorry that happened)

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

x 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about(no but thank you internet)

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird(ouch)

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

x 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper(it was a Halloween party)

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

X 98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.

100. Have poped a balloon a your mouth.

Really 21 you make feel really good about myself thanks alot internet I BLAME YOU INTERNET


I HATE child abuse:

My name is Joey

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake

I'm all alone

copy this in your profile.

Strange is bad, weird is good and

odd is you don't know what to call anyone,

weird is the same as different,

which is the same as unique,

If your weird and proud of it,

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Joey

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

Please pass it on

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the woman who cried herself to sleep, knowing that I'll never see my wife's smiling face, again.

PLEASE READ.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't

forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for

the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister

is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message to show the warnings of Drunk Driving.

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

There was a man who was rich, staying at a really nice hotel. One day when he was walking home from work, there were three girls from seven to fifteen telling people that they would do anything for them to get paid. They were clearly poor and had no where to stay. The man asked them if they would do anything for him if he paid them twenty dollars each and the girls agreed. He gave his hotel card to the three girls and told them to go to his room and he would be there soon. While the girls went, he went out to buy buckets of ice cream and candy and movies for them to watch. He went back and the whole night he treated the girls to room service and sweets, playing games and watching movies. If you believe the man did the right thing and that there is good in everyone, copy and paste this into your profile


Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please help Japan! And please help all third world countries and end the debt and unfair traid. If you want to help, copy and paste onto your profileease do your part to end it.


What am I afraid of out of 72 common fears?

( ] the dark (i like the dark strangly)

[x] staying single forever

[ ] being a parent

[ ] giving birth

[ ] being myself in front of others

[ ] open spaces

[ ] closed spaces

[ ] heights

[ ] dogs

[ ] birds

[ ] fish

[ ] spiders

] flowers or other plants

[ ] being touched

[ ] fire

[x] deep water( i don't like drowning)

[ ] snakes

[ ] silk

[ ] the ocean

[ ] failure

[ ] success

[ ] thunder/lightning

[ ] frogs/toads

[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad

[ ] boyfriend's/girlfriend's mom

[ ] rats

[ ] jumping from high places

[ ] snow

rain

[ ] wind

[ ] crossing hanging bridges

[ ] death [ ] heaven (heaven is a happy place)

[ ] being robbed

falling

[ ] clowns (?)

[ ] dolls

[ ] large crowds of people

[ ] men

[ ] women

[ ] having great responsibilities

[ ] doctors, including dentists

[x] tornadoes(they are serios things people)

[x] hurricanes(again they are serios things people

[x] incurable diseases

[ ] sharks

[ ] Friday the 13th

[ ] ghosts

[ ] poverty

[ ] Halloween(fyi halloween is my favorite holliday so no i am not scared of it)

[ ] school

[ ] trains

[ ] odd numbers

[ ] even numbers

] being alone (sometimes it is great relief)

[x] becoming blind

[x] becoming deaf

[x] growing up (it has its ups and downs)

[x] creepy noises in the night

[ ] bee stings

[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals

[ ] needles

[ ] dinosaurs

[ ] the welcome mat

[ ] high speed

[ ] throwing up(not scared of it just don't like the feeling

[ ] falling in love

[ ] super secrets

Total: 9


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BEST FRIENDS: Will pick out a scary ass movie for movie night then scare you and herself in the process

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BEST FRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BEST FRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall BEST FRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice. BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced. BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before & after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night). BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something. BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "see you later!" BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hug you.

FRIENDS: Forgive you. BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you. BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth. BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Annoy you. BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste"

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: dare you to scream into the street BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded and sick for running threw bleachers yelling Blood on the Dancefloor's song I Heart Hello Kitty (don't ask you don't want to know) BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. BEST FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.


Why do we ((sleep)) in [church,

But stay ((awake)) through a [2 hour movie]?

Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about [God,

but so ((easy)) to [Gossip]?

Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a [Christian magazine,

but find it ((easy)) to read [Playboy]?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a [Godly] Facebook Wall Post,

Yet we ((repost)) the [nasty] ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting [smaller,

But ((bars and clubs)) are [growing]?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Would You Have Opened This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 % of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said: "If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"


You Know You Live In 2012 When...

1. You accidental enter your password into your microwave

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years

3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv

6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer

7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends

8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling

9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this

10. You were too busy to notice number five

11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five

12. And now your laughing at your stupidity

13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it


99 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart:

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens.

11. Get several of those frogs (that croak when somebody walks by) from the Garden Dept. and place in strategic locations throughout store.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

20. Put M&M's on layaway.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,"I'm Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!"

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

31. Take up entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

32. Take bets on the battle described above.

33. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."

35. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department.

36. Try on bras over top of your clothes.

37. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

38. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

39. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"

40. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

41. Two words: "Marco Polo."

42. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.

43. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics, while headbanging & playing air guitar to Willie Nelson demos. (Bonus: Braid hair & tie bandanna around head).

44. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms.

45. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

46. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

47. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!"

48. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time.

49. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

50. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually.

51. Turn on toys that make noise or talk at random intervals, and leave them in strategic locations.

52. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins.

53. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.

54. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

55. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

56. Set up another battlefield with GI Joes vs. Barbies. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!)

57. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

58. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room.

59. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

60. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them.

61. Beg the greeter for those happy-face stickers. Stick them on your face, then stand next to him and copy whatever he says when customers walk in.

62. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.

63. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

64. Try on every pair of shoes in the shoe department. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles.

65. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

66. If you're female: Take some men's clothes to the mens fitting room and ask to try them on. Act shocked and insist, "But I AM a man," if the attendant says anything. If you're a man, vice versa.

67. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren’t looking.

68. Lurk in the cosmetics department and spray people with a bottle of strong perfume as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them, then wave your hand in front of your nose and saying "P-eeew! That perfume stinks!"

69. Plastic fake-vomit and fake-dog doo can be utilized effectively here.

70. Go outside to the payphones, call the store and ask them to page customer "Mike Hunt" (or "Harry Butz", etc.)

71. Stand in front of the Preparation H. Ask everyone who walks by which hemorrhoid remedy they prefer, then launch into a detailed description of your own problem.

72. While you're doing that, have white-out & markers handy. Modify the boxes of "Anusol" by covering up the "OL" on the logo.

73. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc.

74. Take a chair to Electronics, tune in all the TV’s to Young & the Restless, and watch while sobbing loudly.

75. Chase your friends up and down aisles with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.

76. Ride the little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if on a horse, act like a cowboy, etc. If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start crying.

77. One word: STREAK!

78. Excessively use anything thing that says "Try Me".

79. Start pocketing any and all free samples.

80. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.

81. Walk up to the customer service and say "Hello, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, large fries and a diet coke." Then go to McDonald's and try to return a toaster.

82. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream and lice remedies are.

83. When alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities".

84. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10".

85. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.

86. Act suspicious and stick your arm in your jacket when leaving the store. As you’re walking through the doors act like you’re expecting the alarms to go off. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.

87. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

88. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department.

89. Put lingerie in the men's department.

90. Stand in the sock aisle, and give each package a stern lecture.

91. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light and say "blink" each time it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.

92. In the Garden Dept., skip through the flowers while holding your arms out and "buzzing".

93. With friends, stage a "sit-in" in all the bean-bag chairs in Furniture Dept.

94. Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!! I haven't seen you in so long!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you’re also a guy.

95. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend to be a mannequin too. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible.

96. Start singing oldies songs in the megaphone.

97. Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

98. Bark while trying on dog collars. Have a friend lead you around on a leash. Better yet, whinny while trying on horse tack and a friend holds the reins.

Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.


Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on theshoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.

24) Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.

25) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

26) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27) While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

28) Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.

29) Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."

30) Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.

31) Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final

answer.

32) Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say

"you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.

33) Ask, "Did you feel that?"

34) Tell people that you can see their aura.

35) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

36) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

37) Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..."


What to Do During an Exam

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. (I would never do that)

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


FUNNY QUOTES AND RANDOM THINGS...

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

I'm smiling. That alone should scare you.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

I'm being nice. That means I'm plotting against you.

Saracasm is just one service I offer.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

The buddy system is essential: it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If you think I'm weird, you should meet my friends.

I'm not sarcastic, I'm just brutally honest.

Most people are stupid. It's mostly because they think they're smart.

Silence is golden. Ducktape is silver.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

When you cry, I cry, when you laugh, I laugh, when you jump of a cliff, I laugh harder.

You're not breaking the law unless you're caught.

It's my way or the highway. Get used to it.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over...

The road to success is always under construction.

Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

I used all my sick days, so I called in dead...

They say, "Guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I dont think you'd kill too many people. So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No, I won't go to Hell! It has a restraining order against me.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because, I mean, really? Who likes lemons?

When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then.

Life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I talk to myself because my answers are the only ones I accept!

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide.

I live in my own little world. But it's okay, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend.

If electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from?

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking leeches?

I used to be normal... until I met those freaks I call my friends.

I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it...

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

When in doubt, make up words!

Home is not where you live, but where they understand you.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty.

All work and no play means you will die in seven days... dun dun duuun.

I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; its already tomorrow in Australia.

Kids are the future. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not cold then I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thank You for embracing it!

Come to the Dark Side... we have cookies!

One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks!

Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!

The statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

It proves that you are a worthless, conceited human being whose brain is so big it could fit inside a peanut shell, and there'd still be room for the peanut!'

When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your enemy's eyes.

When in doubt, blame the hippies!

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Music is like candy: You throw away the (w)rappers.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question... I wonder...

When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

Eat right, exercise, die anyway.


Annoying Things People Do:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their ass kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid 12 bucks to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dummy?


Stupidity

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

On a can of PEPSI Warning: Do NOT shake up contents of can it can explode under extreme pressure (Now how am I gonna trick my friends?)

On a LawnMower Warning: Do not stick hands or feet in blade while mower is running (Okay if you have done that, you MUST be a Jimmie Johnson fan)

On a Soda Vending Machine Danger: Do not tip machine, it can fall over and kill you (Huh, I guess whoever did that REALLY wanted a Root Beer)


Here is some things to copy and paste well you can copy my whole profile if you want I don' t care but who has that much time look at this thing I just keep adding on


When life hands you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile. (More like all night! :D)

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.(who doesn't)

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!(yeah I am weird so what)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile(yeah slapping people)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you wierd, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you find Spongebob funny SOMETIMES, but most of the time he is SO annoying you want to throw the TV out the window, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile XD

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this to your profile.

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them (only some boys)

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile. (about the weirdest things)

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (it was for a crossword puzzle and the word was ace and i spelled acc...sad rite?)

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (it wasnt loading and it was annoying me)

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

If you're aware that so many people pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.

If you've said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate put this in your profile...(HAND IT OVER!)

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, SlytherinLuver, Nymphadora1177,total drama rocks

If you like music and spend alot of time listening to music copy and paste this to your profile.(I better see this on your profile

If you go to China and order chinese food, would you call it "chinese food" or food?

Are seagulls still called seagulls if they're not near the sea?

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with something childish for your age, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Chip the Wolf should just go to the freaking supermarket and buy his own cookie crisp instead of trying to steal someone else's, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just let Lucky have his cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile

If you read this, copy this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like cartoons, video games, and animated movies even though people say you're too old for them and you don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Thousands of girls love the Jonas Brothers. If you're one of the teenagers who think they're just another boy band, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.( more like 15 minutes or more I dunno)

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(but you get used to it.)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

ǝʌıן noʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ sʍouʞ oɯןǝ

eƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇ uo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟi

If your English teacher ever told you to stop reading in class, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you randomly start talking/singing/dancing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If talking to yourself is a common thing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever yelled at the book you were reading because the characters did something stupid post this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you secretly wished you had gotten a letter to Hogwarts when you turned eleven, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer

Maddie: [to Danny] You're constantly late getting home...
Jack: You're shrinking from your chores...
Maddie: Your grades are slipping...
Jack: You're shrinking from your chores...
Danny: You already said chores.
Jack: I know, but when you don't do 'em, I get stuck with 'em.

(After Vlad, Sam, and Tucker are cured of their ecto-acne)
Jack: Vladdie, you're cured!
Vlad: That's great Jack. Now could you please stop pounding on my chest?!

Maddie: And Jack? Please try not to trash the house while I'm gone.
Jack: I sucked the house into a parallel dimension ONE TIME, and you just can't let it go, can you?

If you are a shipper of Jo/Brick and don't care about the direction that the show went involving the two, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Cameron is the rightful winner of TDROTI (WTF were you thinking, American voters?!) copy and paste this into your profile.

What A Boyfriend Should Do:

When she walks away mad...

Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth...

Kiss her.

When she pushes you or hits you...

Grab her and don't let go.

When she's quiet...

Ask her what's wrong.

When she ignores you...

Give her you FULL attention.

When she pulls away...

Pull her back.

When you see her at her worse...

Tell her she is beautiful.

When you see her start to cry...

Just hold her and don't say a word.

When you see her walking...

Sneak up from behind and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared...

Protect her.

When she lays her head on your shoulder...

Tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steals your favorite hat...

Let her keep it and sleep with it for the night.

When she teases you...

Tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer you for a long time...

Reasure her that everything is alright.

When she looks at you with doubt..

Back yourself up.

When she says that she likes you...

She really does...more than you understand.

When she grabs at your hand...

Hold hers and play with her fingers.

When she bumbs into you..

Bump her back and make her laugh.

When she tells you a secret...

Keep it safe and untold.

When she looks into your eyes...

Don't look away until she does.

When she misses you...

She's hurting inside.

When you break her heart...

The pain NEVER really goes away.

When she says 'it's over'...

She still wants you to be hers.

When she re-posts this bulletin...

She WANTS you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her...

Even if she's not saying anything.

When she's mad...

Hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she okay...

Dont believe her and talk about it because 10 years from know...

she will remember you.

Call her at 12:00...

Just to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and...

after you wake up.

Treat her like...

she's ALL that matters to you.

Tease her...

and let her tease you back.

Stay up with her All night when she's sick and watch her favorite TV show or Movie with her...

even if you think it is stupid.

Give her the world...

and let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and alone...

Hang out with her.

Let her know how important she is to you...

and kiss her in the pouring rain.

If you post this in the next four minutes...

The one you love will:

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text You

I love doing this.


If You Live In America, you post this

Why America has some Issues (Yes I live there, but tough. These are clever)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.


The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

Boys are like Slinky's . . . useless, but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

Isn't it funny how people who want quiet are always the loudest telling people to shut up?(I sorta yell shot up a lot.If I don't who will)

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

My friends are the type of people who would try to drown a fish, but I love them anyways.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed enough already.

Earth is the insane asylum of the universe.

There's no place like home . . . but Wal-mart's close.

You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their own way, then trick them when they aren't paying attention

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's actually a meteor hurtling toward Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Remember that you are unique. Just like everybody else.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler.

Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

The rules only apply if you get caught.

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

Don't worry about the end of the world coming today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.

So many stupid people, so little duct tape.

I'm too tired to punch you. Would you please run your face into my fist repeatedly?

I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you.

I don't understand white crayons! Why are they here? What do they want from us?(only back paper same with white colored pencils but I still find it annoying but I am too)

"Let's eat Grandma!" or "Let's eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives.

Get real. No one's going to form a single-file line if the building's on FIRE!

The next sentence is true. The previous sentence is false.


7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children (small children)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The te acher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honour" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."


“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult

I wonder why it is, that young men are always cautioned against bad girls. Anyone can handle a bad girl. It's the good girls men should be warned against.

When you look around and your world is crumbling or when you think no one loves you, your best friend is the one to run to you.

Love can sometimes be magic. But magic can sometimes…just be an illusion.

Imagination is more important than knowledge.

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

"If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?" Anonymous

"Haveyouever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?" Anonymous

"I'm not clumsy…the floor just hates me." Anonymous

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia." Charles Schulz

"When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear." Anonymous

"Education is important; school however, is another matter." Anonymous

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Anonymous

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-When in doubt, make up words!

-The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!

-You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it!

-Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place.

A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.


Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an s in it?

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect to get it back!

Do illiterate people get the full benefit of alphabet soup? (WAT THE HECK DOES THIS MEAN?)

Wouldn't it be fun to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?

If something goes without saying, why do people say it?

Please note : Christmas is cancelled - apparently you told santa you were good this year ... and he died laughing

Everything here is edible. I am edible, but, that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

"It's always in the last place you look" Duh! If you had already found it, why would you keep looking?

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and then the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Whoever said "anything is possible" never tried to slam a revolving door.

Confusion is a term for the stupid.

I am NOT saying your stupid...I'm just implying it.

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my powers

Come to the dark side, we have cookies! Me: are they chocolate chip? Dark side: Uhh...sure... Me: COMING THROUGH!!

I ran with scissors and lived! ( i seriously think that one should be put on a t-shirt)

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff ... I laugh even harder

I only have PMS on days that end with a Y

I'm going on a quest, to the deepest, darkest corners of my room, in search of what some would call a "floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me my friends, wish me luck, for I may not return alive

Life isn't passing me by - it's trying to run me over!

Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up.

It was a case of life and death - now that he's dead I have a life.


Things to say to a friend and jokes.

“LOVE” is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin
BUT,
“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it safe it..!

Friends r like fishes.
U have to sit patiently for a long time
to catch a good one.
Just like I caught u.
so better stay nice otherwise
I will FRY YOU..;)

A good friend is like a computer; me 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems, 'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my memory!

GUY: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. GAL: If I see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait...Searching...searching...still searching...sorry,NO BRAIN found...!

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! ... Now read without the word cat.

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?

A: An f*ing know it all.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

A: Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

For sale : Air Bags, Used once.

Knock! Knock!
Who's There?
A midget who cant reach the doorbell.

(_!_)An arse (_!_)Fat arse (!)Tight arse (_?_)Dumb arse (_)Sore arse (_zzz_)Tired arse (_E=mc2_)Smart arse (_x_)Kiss my arse!!


WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!...Don't answer that.


IMPORTANT: Why do people make fun of others? We all are different. We didn't chose our color,hair color,eye color, gender,parents,and ect.Think about it, it is so stupid and such a waste of time.If you don't like me,then it is your promblem.


Loser
[x] You don't have very many friends.
[ ] Often times, teachers forget your name.
[ ] You were always picked last for kickball.
[ ] You don't like to talk a lot.
[ ] You tend to avoid mass social activities
[ ] You don't participate in any extracurricular activities.
[ ] All you wish for is to move away or get a fresh start.
[ ] Your friends have blown you off before.
[ ] You sit alone in most of your classes.
[x] You have a feeling that once you leave high school or college, nobody is going to remember you.
[x] You hold interest in activities that other people find strange.
[ ] People don't find you friendly.
[x] You hold extreme hate towards another high school stereotype.
[ ] You eat alone at lunch.

Total= 4

Party Girl/Boy
[ ] Lets face it: you like to party.
[ ] You party every other weekend
[ ] Or every weekend?
[ ] You've been going to frat house parties since early high school.
[ ] You're the defending beer bong champion.
[ ] You know the best hook-ups in the state or world
[ ] Everybody who's anybody goes to the same parties you go to.
[ ]You've hooked up at parties.
[ ] You spend time getting ready for parties.
[ ] You've passed out from being too drunk.
[ ] You've partied all night.
[ ] You've sneaked out of the house to party.
[ ]Actually, your parents really don't care if you party or not.
[x] You're pretty much nocturnal.
[ ] You like to go clubbing.
[ ] You and your friends always party hop.
[ ] You've crashed a party before.
[ ] One way or another, you've wound up naked in front of everybody at a party(hopefully that doesn't happen 0.0)
[ ] You've thrown up from drinking too much.
[ ] You've done something that you regret at a party.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You're friends with a lot of people older than you.

Total 1 (gee i need to get out more)

Scene Kid
[ ] You know what sXe and hXc actually mean.
[ ] You have an obsession with dinosaurs, robots, or Pokemon.
[ ] You idolize Jeffree Starr.
[ ] People have called you scene before.
[ ] You spend at least an hour getting ready to take pictures of yourself for your myspace.
[ ] You have a mirror pic.
[x] You listen to bands that most people have never heard of.
[x] You enjoy going to shows.
[ ] You only go to shows for the sake of going to shows, not the music.
[ ] Your hair is multicolored.
[ ] You accessorize your hair with kiddie barrettes and bows.
[ ] Fashion is one of the most important things that define you.
[ ] You mosh.
[ ] You often mix vintage with modern.
[ ] Your myspace picture captions are sad lyrics to sad songs.
[ ] All of your friends are scene.
[x] You don't know many of the people on your friends list in person.
[ ] You take angled pictures of yourself.
] You enjoy photography.

Total = 3

Prep
[ ] You pop the collar
[ ] You won't go near the Goths
[ ] You own at least one thing from a designer store.
[ ] You are very clean cut.
[ ] You are squeamish.
[ ] People have called you preppy before.
[ ] You never leave the house without putting on cologne/perfume
[ ] You have a lot of money.
[ ] You know who LC is.
[ ] You watch shows like The OC, The Real World, The Hills, and Laguna Beach.
[ ] One favorite store is either Abercrombie & Fitch or American Eagle Outfitters.
[ ] You're afraid to set foot into Hot Topic. (No way! I love Hot Topic!)
[ ] You carry a purse wherever you go.
[x] You need to wake up at least an hour before school so you can get ready. (just really slow) [ ] You feel really girly when you gush over male actors.

Total = 0 (No surprise there)

Band Geek
[X] You have played an instrument before.
[ ] You still play an instrument.
[ ] You are/were in regular Band.
[ ] You are/were in Jazz Band.
[ ] You are/were in Marching Band.
[ ] Most of your friends are in band.
[ ] The band room/band hall is your second home.
[ ] You enjoy listening to classical music on occasion.
[ ] You aspire to be a Drum Major.
[ ] You've made out with somebody on a band bus or at a band competition.
[ ] You have trouble getting your non-band friends to go near the band room.
[ ] Band is your favorite class.
[ ] You have been to band camp.
[ ] You walk in step with all your friends.
[ ] You talk about band constantly.
[ ] You know that American Pie has got it all wrong.
[ ] You hate rap music.(sorry but that ain't happening)
[ ] Marching Season is your favorite time of year.
[x] When you go to football games, you don't really pay attention to the game itself.
[ ] Your favorite jokes are band jokes.
[ ] You know it's not about the bloods and the crips: it's the brass and the woodwinds.

Total = 2

Thespian
[ ] You have seen a school play.
[ ] You have seen a Broadway musical.
[ ] You like to act. (does acting sarcastic count)
[ ] You have participated in a school play. (nope to busy on internet for that kinda stuff)
[ ] You have participated in a play outside of school.
[ ] You have gone to the Thespian Conference
[ ] You get pissed off when people make that thespian, did you say lesbian joke?
[ ] You have done tech.
[ ] You know that you cannot touch anybody else's props. (i did not know dat)
[ ] You have played in the pit orchestra for a musical.
[ ] You have been to a cast party.
[ ] You are in a thespian troupe.
[ ] You often sing show tunes at the top of your lungs.
[ ] You know who Idina Menzel and Johnathan Larson are.
[x] At one point in your life, you were obsessed (yeah like right now with Wreck-it Ralph and TDROTI)
[ ] You do not have a personal bubble.
[ ] You actually understand Shakespeare. ( dont speak jibberish no offence)
[ ] You know how to put on stage make up.
[ ] You have been a lead.
[ ] You met a lot of your better friends through theatre.

Total = 1

Overachiever
[ ] You participate in a lot of extracurricular activities.
[ ] You have a part-time job.
[ ] You have straight A's. (nope A's and B's)
[ ] You are in mostly honors/IB/AP classes.
[ ] You do not procrastinate.
[ ] You have scored a 5 on an AP test.
[ ] You do not have very much down time.
[x] You are very organized.
[x] You always have a thousand things going on at once.
[ ] You are in a relationship.
[ ] You aspire to get into an Ivy League School.
[ ] In your extracurriculars, you hold leadership positions.
[ ] You are/were on Student Council.
[ ] You are/were the class president.
[ ] You are/were a class officer.
[ ] You are/were the Salutatorian for your class.
[ ] You are/were the Valedictorian for your class.
[ ] People have told you that you didn't have a life.
[ ] You are getting/have already received the IB Diploma.
[ ] You cry hysterically when you get anything lower than an A on anything. (nope but i take way to many notes)

Total = 2

Slacker
[ ] Your grades are slipping.
[ ] You always wait until the last minute to do big projects.
[x] You do a lot of things half-assed.(XD maters my mood)
[ ] You are an overall procrastinator.
[X] You like to sleep.
[ ] It takes you ages to turn your job applications in.
[ ] You are often late to school/work.
[ ] You don't turn in a lot of your work.
[x] You spend the majority of your time watching TV, the computer or going on facebook/dA. You could be doing something more productive. (im a slacker and im proud)
[ ] You sleep in past noon on the weekends and during the summer.
[ ] You do not get out of your pajamas unless you have to leave the house.
[ ] You could walk, but you'll just drive.
[ ]You have fallen asleep during class before.(I was in first grade on the first day!)
[x] Friends have called you lazy.
[x] Life is hard when you lose the remote & you have to walk a million miles over to the TV and change the channel.
[x] When you hang out with your friends, the majority of your time is spent playing video games or doing something where neither of you have to stand up. (im lazy and i know it) [X] You have sat through an entire running marathon of a show before. [ ] You have eaten an entire pint of ice cream in one sitting.

Total= 7

Goth
[ ] Your wardrobe consists of mostly black things.
[x] When you have the money, you shop at hot topic.
[ ] You think tattoos are hot.
[ ] You think odd piercings are hot.
[x] You don't get along with your parents.
[x] You have/want to dyed/dye your hair an exotic color
[ ] You've styled your hair in liberty spikes.
[x] Sometimes you ponder the meaning of life and death.
[ ] You like to write dark poetry.
[ ] You are into/interested in S&M.
[ ] You have a pair of oversized black pants.
[ ] At one point in your life, you liked Foamy, Happy Bunny, Emily the Strange, and the Happy Tree Friends.
[ ] You listen to grunge.
[ ] You have a messenger bag with buttons up and down the straps.
[ ] You smoke cigarettes.
[ ] You will only date other Goths.
[x] You don't really care what people think about you. (can't let people get you down they like you that is their problem)
[ ] Overly happy people scare you. ( :D)
[ ] You like black makeup & nail polish best.

Total = 5

Nerd
[x] You actually study for tests and quizzes.
[ ] You have straight A's.
[ ] You haven't had any luck with the opposite sex.
[ ] You are into WoW, Magic Cards, and Halo.
[ ] You over-analyze jokes to the point where they aren't funny anymore.
[x] Your mom buys your clothes for you. (sometimes)
[x] You actually answer the questions in class. (you say that like its a bad thing)
[x] You sit front row center in all of your classes to get the best learning experience.
[ ] You miss school during the summer. (not for doing work but it gets lonely)
[x] You wear your pants at your waist. ( no really you wear them at your waste i thought you wore them at your feet)
[ ]You have a pocket protector in your shirt with pens and a calculator in it.
[ ] You let cute boys/girls take advantage of you & copy your homework in hopes of getting noticed.
[x] You've noticed some of the spelling and grammar mistakes in this survey.
[ ] People always cheat off you during tests.
[ ] Your parents pack your lunch for you every day.(nope i eat school food)
[ ] You wear/should be wearing glasses.

Total = 6

Garage Band Junkie
[ ] You play the guitar.
[ ] You have been in a garage band before.
[ ] You're still in a garage band.
[ ] You think your band is going to make it big someday.
[ ] You play shows almost weekly.
[ ] You play the drum set.
[ ] You sing vocals for a band.
[ ] You write your own lyrics.
[ ] You spend hundreds on amps and microphones.
[ ] Your band has a myspace page.
[ ] You have been in multiple garage bands.
[ ] You have changed the name of your band at least twice.
[ ] You have participated in a battle of the bands
[ ] Your band has been signed.
[ ] You have taken guitar classes at school.
[ ] You have played at the same venue multiple times.
[ ] You would rather make it big than have to go to college.
[x] You have musical talent.
[ ] You have groupies.
[ ] You've made t-shirts and other apparel for your band.

Total = 1

Gangsta
[ ] You actually are black.
[ ] You know who the bloods and the crips are.
[ ] You wear doo-rags.
[ ] You actually grew up in the ghetto.
[ ] You can freestyle.
[ ] You drive down the street blaring your music
[x] Your ride is pimped out with stereo boosts.
[ ] You can break dance.
[x] You say nigga a lot.
[x] You talk too fast for people to understand you.
[ ] You are pretty chill with life.
[ ] You wear your jeans oversized and below your *.
[ ] Old school rap is the best.
[ ] You know that Tupac will never die.
[x] You wear bling
[ ] You have/want a custom grill.
[ ] You have custom rims on your tires.
[ ] You are actually in a gang.
[ ] You are always big pimpin

Total = 4

Emo
[ ] You often have trouble convincing people that you aren't emo.
[x] You comb your hair over one of your eyes.
[ ] You flip your hair often.
[ ] You have dark-rimmed glasses.
[x] You have hurt your self on purpose.(i was bored)
[ ] If you're a boy, people often complain about your pants being too tight.
[ ] You don't really smile too often.
[ ] You blog often.
[ ] You never smile in pictures.
[ ] You listen to Thursday and/or Sunny Day Real Estate.
[ ] You're too much of a * to be a goth.
[ ] You own a lot of band t-shirts.
[ ] You go to a lot of shows.
[ ] You only go for emo/scene boys and girls.
[ ] It doesn't take very much to make you cry.
[ ] You have played all the Emo Games
[ ] You have worn black eyeliner before.
[ ] You own a bandana in which you wear in your hair.
[x] You have dark hair.
[ ] You love the emo song.
[ ] You say stuff like "I feel like my hearts being ripped out" and all that.

Total = 3

Skatepunk
[ ] You own a skateboard.
[ ] You have been skateboarding since you were in grade school.
[ ] You have gotten many injuries from skateboarding.
[ ] You know that World Industries and Element aren't just clothing lines.
[ ] You have vandalized public property.
[ ] You have TPed/egged somebody's house before.
[x] You have been yelled at for littering.
[ ] You have gotten in trouble with the cops.
[ ] You listen to punk rock.
[ ] Chicks on skateboards are hot.
[ ] You stick it to the man
[ ] You own skater shoes.
[ ] You watch MTV2, not MTV.
[x] You enjoy crude humor.
[x] Screw school, lets do crazy stuff.
[x] You know that there are other pro skaters out there besides Tony Hawk. (cause im not stupid)
[ ] You pretty much live at the skate park.
[ ] Hygene does not concern you.
[ ] Skater boys are attractive.

Total = 4

Metalhead
[ ] Most people are scared of your music
[ ] A lot of the bands you like have violent names/titles/lyrics
[ ] You hate emo kids
[ ] You have gotten kicked out of a public place multiple times before
[ ] Slipknot isn't really metal
[ ] You appreciate really good guitarists of any genre
[ ] You hate pop and rap.(NEVER)
[ ] You spend all your money on music-related stuff
[ ] Scene kids are fun to laugh at.
[ ] You will become friends with anyone if they like the same bands
[x] You curse a lot.(I cuss and im proud)
[ ] You can name at least five sub genres of metal
[ ] You wore black converses before they became emo
[ ] At least one of your favorite bands thinks they're vikings
[ ] You also like classic rock, such as led zeppelin and pink floyd.
[x] You have yelled at someone for their taste in music.

Total= 2

IM A SLACKER LOL XD (*rolls eyes*wow I wonder how that happened)


.:FIRE:.
You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.(and weird but oh well i prefer moon child it is a nice of saying weird)
Total:5

.:WATER:.
You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act.
You are good at breaking up fights
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.
You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.
Total: 2

.:EARTH:.
You are physically strong.
You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty. ( i aint gonna whine about getting dirty i'll just probally contine getting dirty)
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild. (not with out laptop,phone,tv,radio,charger,food,Takis(type of chips),candy,and then i'm ready)
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.( i day dream alot i like to call it star gazing)
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything. (everyone has fears0
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 4

.:AIR:.
You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.
Total:10

.:DARKNESS:.
You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.
You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc. You dont talk much.(exact oppisite bt not as bad as Staci (from TDROTI)
You are atheist. You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.(when I feel like it)

Total: 5

.:LIGHT:.
You are very polite.(when I feel like it) You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
You believe everything you see or hear.(nope not gullible)
You are afraid of the dark.
You hate violence. (hates a strong word)
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you. (theres gonna be people in life that like and people in life that dont)
You always follow the rules.
Total: 3

Air it is. Cool my element is air i was born in June.

AURA

WHITE
] You live/wish to live in a bright place or, a place where you can at least see the sun
] You have a bright personality
] You feel like you blend in more in light, or bright light
[x] You have a kind heart; but when you are feeling uncomfortable you know when to stop
] Sometimes you don't mind being social
] Some people say you are quite the sun person, or day or morning person
] You are quiet, but loud when you need to be.
1

PINK
] You live/wish to live in a flowery place, or just a girly place
] You are cheery, nice, but can have a snob side even
] Well…sometimes you can be a bit 'I'm the Princess'-y, but you might have that side
] You sure know fashion!
] You can be pretty gracious
[x] Sometimes you are not that open to feelings
] You don't mind if others think you're girly
1

RED
[x] You live near a volcano, or a dangerous hot spot like that/wish to
[/] You are kind, as well as loyal, but you can be fierce sometimes
[x] You're not frightened at the sight of blood
] Some people say you're hot
[x] You've got a fiery personality. You have the ability to control it, but sometimes you just burst
[x] Something intense like heat doesn't affect you
] You have a loving heart
5

Brown
[x] You live/wish to live in an earthy area or a place like a place with rocky places or even cliffs
[x] You kind of have a shifting personality, sometimes people don't really know what personality EXACTLY is yours
[x] Sometimes you wish to be alone, doing something casual, or being with a few of your friends
[x] You are casual, kind, and don't mind getting a bit dirty
[x] Some people may just be running around you and playing sports, but you could just be sitting down reading a good book, something like that
] You will defend your friends when they are in a tight situation
[/] You are loving and wise
3

ORANGE
] You live/wish to live in a leafy, fall-like area, or a hot area
[x] You are mature, yet sometimes hyper, but you are the happy-and kind type
] You don't get easily offended or angry when people pester you
] You are often understanding of people's feelings
[x] You can be a bit odd or random
] You can be a bit stiff sometimes, or objecting to things for reasons unknown, even if it's light, but other than that you are usually something like cheery and easygoing
] You can make good decisions, but sometimes you can seem a bit dumb
2

YELLOW
] You live/wish to live in an open field place where the sun openly comes down
[x] You are pretty hyper and cheery
] You can be a bit dumb, not even daydream dumb sometimes
] It seems like you have unconditional energy
] SUNSHINE GIRL! … If you're a girl
] You are kind, VERY friendly
] You can take account of others' feelings, but you can be too much in your own world to notice sometimes
1

GREEN
[x] You live in a forest-like/wish to live in a forest-like area
[x] You have a strong will
[x] You are very generous
] You wish to someday change the earth for the better, cleaning up trash and stopping pollution
] You are very kind, but if someone messes with you, or your friends, they'll be regretting it
] You are a VERY sympathetic person
[x] You are connected to other animals, and communicate well with them
4

BLUE
[x] You live at-near the beach-a watery type place/wish to
[x] You can be shy, yet you you are a go-with-the-flow
] You are kind, yet you can be too quiet or shy to show much information sometimes
[x] You can be quite emotional (can)
] You are quite a relaxing person
] You can be quite the wise person, yet sometimes, somewhat, mysterious
] You want to be able to be more like water
3

PURPLE
[x] You live near-in the mountains/wish to (IN the Mountains)
] You are passionate, but can be a bit overboard with some things
] You are spiritual
[x] You are creative, you just gotta be artistic each day!( creative mostly I can bearly draw a fricken flower)
] You can be an odd mix of things in your personality, like hot and cold
[x] You just can't stick to liking one thing, you gotta be moving
[x] You believe you can
4

BLACK
[x] You live/wish to live in a dark-like area
[x] You can be a bit mysterious and dark
[x] You are often in dark areas, like the lamp being off in the room you're in
[x] Sites of death does not disturb you as much as others think it would
[x] You often blend in the shadows; as if turning into one…
[x] Sometimes you really don't want to be in large groups…
[x] You blast up energy when you need to
7

SO I HAVE A BLACK AURA XP

Pick the month you were born!

[ ] January: I cuddled with...
[ ] February: I stabbed...
[ ] March: I pulled...
[ ] April: I ran naked with...
[ ] May: I banged...
[X] June: I raped...
[ ] July: I had sex with...
[ ] August: I licked...
[ ] September: I ninja-kicked...
[ ] October: I slapped...
[ ] November: I smoked with...
[ ] December: I ate out with...

Pick the day you were born!

[ ] 01: The kool-aid guy...
[ ] 02: A horse...
[ ] 03: A porn star...
[x] 04: Some cheese...
[ ] 05: An Ipod...
[ ] 06: My neighbor...
[ ] 07: A glass of milk...
[ ] 08: A pickle...
[ ] 09: Santa Claus...
[ ] 10: A hobo...
[ ] 11: My best mate...
[ ] 12: Paris Hilton...
[ ] 13: A whore...
[ ] 14: A cat...
[ ] 15: A bisexual...
[ ] 16: A crackhead...
[ ] 17: A cereal box...
[ ] 18: A lesbian...
[ ] 19: A homo...
[ ] 20: A toothbrush...
[ ] 21: A toilet...
[ ] 22: Your mom...
[ ] 23: An Easter egg...
[ ] 24: The profile owner...
[ ] 25: Myself...
[ ] 26: My ex...
[ ] 27: An orange...
[ ] 28: A ninja...
[ ] 29: A homosexual...
[ ] 30: A llama...
[ ] 31: A duck...

Pick your favorite color!

[ ] Red: Because I have amazing boobs.
[ ] Orange: Because I was dared too.
[ ] Yellow: Because I smoke crack.
[x] Green: Because I'm a pimp.
[ ] Aqua: Because it was cool.
[ ] Blue: Because I wanted to.
[ ] Purple: Because I'm beautiful.
[ ] Pink: Because I like noodles.
[ ] Brown: Because I'm gay.
[ ] Grey: Because that's how I roll.
[ ] White: And I'd do it again.
[ ] Black: Because I'm sexy.
[ ] None of the above: Because I've got abs

I raped some cheese beacause i'm a pimp XP
But i'm female... :O

I gotta get a new favorite color and birthday *shivers* but how

Pick one or the other

Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla

Shorts or pants: Shorts

Shoes or Bare feet: Bare feet

Books or Movies: I dunno

Night or Day: Night

Dark or Light: Dark

Mountains or Beach: Mountains

Pepsi or Coke: I don't give a damn I'm choosing Mountain Dew

Swim or Surf: Swim

For or Against

Gay Marriage: Against (God made us to be with the opposite sex, not the same)

Abortion: Against

Suicide: Against

War: Against (I love war, not. Thats like saying I like people dieing

Pants: (?) What the heck?!

Clothes in General: For

Alarm Clocks: Against.(NO I WANNA GO BACK TO SLEEP AND WAKE UP WITHOUT A MACHINE YELLING AT ME!What just happened?)

Pop music: For

Spiders: For(They kill bugs people)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.(OH NO YOU DIDN'T)
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.(NOT TRUE WHAT THE HECK)
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". (Nope, still a girl here)
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (I am not a popular person)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. ( I like living and not starving)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. ( I know :P.)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. ( Or a rebel)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. ( Or just be lazy)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. ( I'm a loser and I'm proud)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (I'm somewhere between 10 -20)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.( Thats not physically possible)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser ( I'm a loser and I know it)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. ( You got that right)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (HAVE YOU READ THIS OF COURSE I CUSS)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

(Well, I hated this. No one has the right to judge you,except Jesus, God, and yourself. SO FUCK THIS)


OMG I FEEL SO STUPID I JUST FOUND THE BRACKET THING ON MY KEYBOARD *face palm*


Wreck-it Ralph meme

Ralph
[/] You can humble.
] You are determined.
[X] You are humorous, tough, short-tempered, heroic and protective.

[X] You like your family or friends, respect, praise, metals, pies, cake and chocolate.
[/] You don't like being mistreated and overly violent games.( violence :))
Total: 4

Vanellope
[/] You are energetic.
[X] You are very forgiving.(eh)
[/] You are determined or strong-willed.
[X] You are or where often bullied...
[X] You like racing, candy or joking around.
Total: 4

Felix
[/] You are heroic, helpful and cheerful.
[/] You are handy, bashful and hilarious.
[/] You have brown hair and blue eyes.
[/] You like to fix things. Or try too.
[ ] You say "I can fix it!" often.
Total: 2

King Candy (Turbo.)
[ ] You can be or are bubbly.
[X] You can be mysterious or power-hungry.
[X] You can be or are psychotic, cruel, monstrous, devious, manipulative or sadistic.
[/] You are or can be strict about things.
[ ] You sometimes or always say "Have some candy!" (It Sounds Like a Creeper)
Total: 2.5

Sour Bill
[X] You don't like doing your job.
[ ] You have green eyes. (I wish)
[X] You are tired a lot of the time.
[/] You often frown.
[ ] You are or where a adviser for someone.
Total: 3.5

Winchel
[X] You are simple-minded.
[x] You are tall and slender.
[x] You have sunglasses.
[X] You are lazy.
[ ] You are cowardly. And you are, will be or where a security officer.
Total: 4

Duncan
[X] You are simple-minded.
[X] You are lazy.
[ ] You are cowardly.
[ ] You are short and stocky. (Stocky????)
[ ] You are, will be or where a security officer.
Total: 2

Taffyta Muttonfudge
[ ] You like racing.
[X] You like lollipops.
[ ] You where or are a bully.
[/] You like strawberries.
[/] You don't like losing.( I don't hate or like it. I just don't mind it that much.)
Total: 1.5

Rancis Fluggerbutter
[ ] You have blond hair and blue eyes.
[/] You are serious and somewhat vain.
[ ] You tend to wear orange shirt's a lot.

[/] You work hard to achieve your goals. (When I feel like it.)
[/] You can be sensitive.
Total: 1.5

Candlehead
[X] You are or can be cheerful.
[/] You will do whatever someone asks you to do.(Depends)
[ ] You are either weak-willed or unaccountable.
[ ] You have green eyes.
[X] You laugh a lot or laugh easily.
Total: 2.5

Jubileena Bing-Bing
[x] One of your favorite foods is cherries.
[x] You have light brown eyes.(dark)
[/] You are kind. (Depends)
[/] You are cheerful and happy.
[ ] You tend to say "Oh yeah!" a lot.
Total: 2

Vladimir
[X] You are tough.
[ ] You are physically powerful.
[/] You are sweet. (Uuuummmm...)
[/] You are helpful.
[ ] You like viking's.
Total: 1.5

Gene
[/] You are or can be aggressive and pushy.
[X] You are outspoken.
[/] You hold or can hold a heavy grudge against someone. (Depends WhO)
[ ] You exclude someone from activities that you are doing.
[/] You are or can be grumpy or honest. (Honest yeah)
Total: 2.5

Sergeant Calhoun
[ ] You have blonde hair and blue eyes.
[X] You like hardcore action.
[X] You are tall.
[X] You are or can be very serious and it takes a while for you to trust someone
[X] You are tough and you like to take-charge.
Total:4

I Am Speed Demon (Vanellope),Stinkbrain (Ralph), and Sergeant Smiles (Sergeant Calhoun or Tamora)


10 things about you

1.You're reading this right now.

2.You're realizing this is a stupid fact.

4.You don't notice I skipped 3.

5.You're checking now.

6.You're smiling.

7.You're still read this even though its stupid.

9.you didn't realize I skipped 8.

10.You're checking this again and smiling about how you feel for it again.

11.You're enjoying this.

12.you didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts.

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The bear and the maiden fair by vampirerose49 reviews
One year has passed since the 'bear incident'. Merida's and Elinor's relationship is much improven but one day the queen comes with chocking news. The three clans decides to pay the clan DunBroch a visit in order to let there sons try to win the young princess' heart. Merida decides to let them be her friends, nothing more. And nothing will change that decission...
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,684 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 5/16/2013 - Merida, Wee Dingwall, Young McGuffin, Young Macintosh
This isn't what I hoped for by ARadomperson reviews
"I'll have a revenge" "These planes have bombs!" "In case I won't return, take care of the others. For me. Please. And now run!" "The new teens, someone burnt the whole Playa De Losers, but the bodies can't be found!" What will happen, if someone, wanting revenge would attack TDROTI cast? Will they survive? Who is the mystery man? And why does he wants to kill them? Read to find ou
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,540 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Jo, Brick
Sweetheart Pretty Cure by SailorMarble14 reviews
Zoey, Dawn, Dakota, Staci, Anne Maria, and Jo become Pretty Cure to protect the kingdom of flowers. Along with three faries and their gaudians they will work together to become protectors of the Garden Kingdom.
Crossover - Pretty Cure & Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,171 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/5 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Zoey
Realization by Jay's Lullaby reviews
Corey has had trouble with both love and lyrics and has had a past that haunted him. How will he deal with the surfacing feelings he has for his best friend? Corey X Laney
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Trina R.
Retracing Steps by Chrysne reviews
"Your sister's missing." When they found out that Blossom had completely and suddenly disappeared without a trace, Buttercup, Bubbles, and Bunny take it amongst themselves to find out what happened, guided by their eldest sister's journal entries. Flying to Italy, can they handle the truth? Especially when they meet their matches... literally. *Reds/Greens/Blues/Purples**All Human*
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 65,852 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup, Bunny
Sugar Queen by GND-KicaCris reviews
A year after Ralph's game jumping adventure, Litwak decides that it's time to revamp the arcade and upgrades several of his most popular games. The Core Four seems to be adjusting well to the changes on their lives, until Vanellope's (new) older sister and queen of Sugar Rush 2 introduces herself as the game's new Bad Guy. Will she mean trouble? (Ralph/OC)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 118,759 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
How could I forget you? by Superkamiguru100 reviews
Thanks to an accident, Laney lost her memory. It is up to Corey to bring it back. Will Corey be able to do it? Will he find something he never knew he had? Will Laney be able to remember. What are you doing still reading the summary? See for your self. T for cursing
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,800 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 8/1/2013 - [Corey R., Laney P.] - Complete
The girl with the mask by Superkamiguru100 reviews
Corey falls in love for the first time in his life with a masked girl he met. What he doesn't know is that the girl, is actually his best friend Laney. How will this Affect the band? How will it impact Laney? Will she tell him? I'm gonna put this at T for later on.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,295 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 7/27/2013 - [Corey R., Laney P.] - Complete
Level Up! by Berserkeroo reviews
Business was booming at Litwak's Family Fun Center & Arcade thanks to three games; Fix-It Felix Jr., Hero's Duty, and Sugar Rush. A decision has been made and it's time that a few games got their fair share. Will these changes be for the better, or will a storm rage on the horizon? Younger!Wreck-It Ralph/Older!Vanellope von Schweetz. Slight Fix-It Felix Jr./Sgt. Calhoun.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 116,007 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/25/2013 - [Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz] [Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun]
A Mile In Your Shoes by Balami reviews
Grojband and The Newmans have hated each other since they first met. But one day Laney wakes up in her rival bassist body, and finds out they've been switched. She has to be him, and she begins to have second thoughts about hating The Newmans. (Crappy summary)
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,405 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Laney P.
Behind The Rock Music by BugsBunny10 reviews
After releasing their self-titled debut album, Grojband is now a successful rock band. Money, fame and fortune, the four friends have it all. Now they are giving their fans life behind their success and into their personal lives.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 32,977 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Bittersweet and Strange by nachonaco reviews
He'd brought Felix down, and she brought the wrecker down, however unwittingly it was. He would keep her alive, and they would be the last two survivors of the arcade when all was said and done. *Please read and review!* *King Candy POV complete!*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,545 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 2/16/2013 - King Candy/Turbo, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Vanellope von Schweetz, Kohut
Week Early by ashes34 reviews
we've all read those stories where Laney matures and Corey falls head over heels for her but what if it was the other way around,...jealousy...hormones...high school...drama...mean girls...romance...but this story would be trash if we didn't throw in a little music now wouldn't it...if your a Corey and Laney fan you'll love this...update will come shortly
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
Total Drama Reunion by 2AMBreather reviews
Follow 28 competitors as they meet together back on Wawanaka to fight for 2 Million Dollars! Rivalries will bloom, along with Alliances. Who will win, and who will be ultimately humiliated? (Well OK, everyone will be, but who will be worst hit?) Find out right here! Some characters include Brick, Katie, Trent, Gwen, Jo, Noah, Duncan, Owen, and Izzy! Rated because I'm paranoid!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Beth, DJ, Dawn, Mike
Summer Camp by Skullenko reviews
Corey's ignorant, dumb, and forgetful. Laney breaks up with him. Bitter and sad no one sees him for awhile until he get's a new girlfriend. Things are awkward in Grojband until Laney's camp buddy starts flirting with her. Laney's got a boyfriend and Corey's got a girlfriend. Everything should be fine now, right? WRONG! Follow Grojband thru Corey's jealousy and Laney's evil bf
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,172 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Me With No You by Isaac Clarke117 reviews
When both Laney and Lenny are tired of their lead singers ignorance of their feelings, they decide to leave their respective bands. Its up to Corey and Carrie to decide what's more important, the gig or friends.
Grojband - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/25/2013 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Carrie B., Larry/Lenny S. - Complete
The girl and the guys: Meg's adventure at camp by ThisGamerGirl reviews
This story is about Total Drama revenge of the island with a bit of romance and competition. I've added an OC to it and her name is Meg. She's a girl from America but she knows how to play the game, or any game really. I've been making some updates so make sure to check it out often. Sorry if I make mistakes :P I do not own Total Drama.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,847 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 4/1/2013 - Brick, Jo, Mike, Scott
Does It Make Me Bad? by Zegorith reviews
Grojband goes into Corey's mind to unlock his inspiration for writing lyrics and end up releasing something far more unexpected. Will finding that inspiration be worth it when they discover its source? CoreyxLaney.
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,533 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/18/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K.
ReRevenge of the Island: An Alternate Reality by ChloroFax reviews
We all know that "Backstabbers Ahoy!" was a shocking and brutal episode from season four of Total Drama. We all know why. However, what if something were able to stop a certain event in this episode from happening? How will the change affect the rest of the season? This fic will show what might happen. Events in this fic immediately follow those of "Finders Creepers".
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,717 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012
Growth and Change by SnappleT reviews
Even after his game gets unplugged, Ralph's strength and temper causes problems, especially in the fragile Sugar Rush. Bad-Anon reassures him that it's okay because that's just a part of who he is. However, the villain from FFJ's replacement sees the world differently. Can we really change our programming? Some OCs, but no pairings except Hero's Cuties.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,358 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph
What if? by Prepare-for-the-crazy reviews
What if it was Felix who went Turbo instead of Ralph because he was sick of having things handed to him on a silver platter? What would happen then? WIR AU.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
A Jock songfic collection by Rainpath of Thunderclan reviews
I've decided to make a collection of one-shots based off of songs for one of TDROTI's favorite couples, JOCK! i'm letting you, the viewers, request what ever song by PM or review, but please remember to give me the song title AND the artist. hope you enjoy!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,269 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Brick, Jo
Invisible by StarlightTitan reviews
What happens when the only person you love- the only person you can see yourself with- becomes taken? What happens when you slip into the sidelines, become... invisible? This is the story of Laney and Corey, and how they eventually get together... Or do they? Read to find out!
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
Follow Your Ashes by Tameri J. Calhoun reviews
Two months after Sergeant Calhoun's death, the Hero's Duty console was replaced. Now, the new Sergeant Calhoun must go to none other than Fix-It Felix to solve a problem that could endanger all of Game Central Station's residents. Felix will have to face his past and work side-by-side with Tamora's replacement if they hope to save the arcade.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Ask Grojband by Morning-Star57 reviews
Here is where you ask the members of Grojband questions! Rating for later chapters. You can ask them or any body else from the show a question and they'll answer them! Enjoy!
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,288 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K. - Complete
A different kind of love story by hi-i-am-Marina reviews
Not a summary person here..
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Mike, Zoey
Total Drama: Island Renewed by RedEyedWarrior reviews
After bailing out of jail, Chris brings all thirty-eight contestants from all four previous seasons plus Chef to compete in another season after Camp Wawanawkwa has been restored to its former glory. What chaos and drama ensues now that even Chef and Blaineley are forced to compete?
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 99,725 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012
Total Drama Viewers Decide by Jackels reviews
This is a season in which Geoff, Bridgette, Eva, Harold, Courtney, Dakota, Brick, Mike, Zoey, Dawn, Cody, Heather, Jo, and Cameron are still in. It is a your-choice. Chapter THIRTY-ONE is now up! Please LOOK at it HELP MAKE IT BETTER! YOU CHOOSE WHO WILL GO HOME! Only 14 people left. Jackels. Danni is host.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,470 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/18/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - [Bridgette, Geoff] [Zoey, Mike]
Total Drama Children by Freelance360 reviews
Kids from former Total Drama contestants. Sorry I suck with summaries
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,753 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013
Well, This is Awkward by starpokemon123 reviews
With Kin and Kon gone for the Summer, it leaves crushing-on-naive-boy Laney and not-so-really-naive-as-his-crush-thought Corey alone for an entire month. But during each and every Summer day, they find themselves through some veerrrry awkward situations that just might make them crazy-er for each other.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,075 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
Laughing Gas Mishap by StoriesOfANobody reviews
Laney has a tooth ache. When Corey insistes she visit the dentist, will it lead to Laney spilling her most kept secret? (Short first chapter because I'm lazy.)
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
See You Again by Mighty ANT reviews
50 themes - 50 drabbles. Will include some spoilers later on! Suggestions/requests accepted
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,951 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012
Senior Year by xGraciferx reviews
And then there was Laney. Five years later, the tables had turned. Now I was the one crushing on her, whereas she had moved on. So, I settled for admiring her from afar...And maybe jerking it to her Facebook pictures now and again. CoreyxLaney, rated M for language and sexual content.
Grojband - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,059 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
Total Drama Revenge of the ForeverMine by acelaces reviews
Eight teenage campers. Seven dangerous beasts. Six billion dollars. Five days. Four deciders of their fates. Three hideous lies. Two chances to make things right. One abandoned mine. Zero escape. Or is there? ;D Love, hate, angst, deception, magic, teamwork, sabotage, confession- and death. And shipping. Alot of shipping.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 130,890 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Chris M., Brick, Jo, Scott
Teenage Problems by Fix-Itfan reviews
Five years after Summer Fun, the Fix-It children are starting the journey to adult hood. With two out of four already, and one who acts like it, the Fix-Its now have there hands full with teenagers. That means problems of all types are surfacing, bullies, girl trouble,, grades, boy trouble and lets not forget the Sargent mother, and over protective dad. Rated T for some language.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,439 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/10/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
School Daze by SailorMarble14 reviews
Jo is back to school, and hopes to enjoy her first day. Then she meets an old cast mate; Brick.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Brick, Jo - Complete
Being There by Felix and Tamora reviews
He's there when I need him. No matter how big or small the situation is, he's there for me...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Wreck-it Time With Felix and Ralph by XXPay4XtraShippingsXX reviews
Felix the Hero and Ralph the Bad Guy are met with a third zombie attack! And now, trapped in a room with Turbo the Ice king, Princess Vanellope, Lady Calhoun, and a special guest or two, they have to figure out a way to get rid of the zombies, and maybe even deal with some personal issues along the way! Two or threeshot, most likely. Romance, no slash or femslash.
Crossover - Adventure Time with Finn and Jake & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 11/22/2012
Tears and Blood by Stinkfly3 reviews
In an alternate timeline, Corey and Trina were never sent to the surface world by their father. So what happens when Corey meets Laney after all those years? Does he have an impact on her personality, or is she still the same as she is in the current timeline? Inspired by the 2008 film The Incredible Hulk.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,256 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
The Life of a Dudette by Skullenko reviews
Life sucks for Laney Penn. All her friends think she's a dude, she's the nag of the group and Corey refuses to see her as anything else, but a bro! It's not like she has the guts to confess though. Then something happens. that will change Grojband forever, Hurricane Hillary comes to town. Laney's older sister. Can Laney save Grojband from her evil twisted sister? Find out!
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,414 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Regular Date by Bkpike reviews
Normal story with a normal date but it gets better. Lets make this the longest grojband fanfic EVER
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Grojband Love by MusicAngel98 reviews
One-shots about Corey and Laney! I think they look so cute together. And it's like totes obvi that Laney likes Corey! (I just sounded like one of those teenage girls on TV I make fun of.) I do not own Grojband or any of the songs I use. Rated T for language in some chapters
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
I Still Love You by StoriesOfANobody reviews
An incredibly short story I wrote in a moment of inspiration. Based on "Austin" by Blake Shelton.
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Beautiful by Stinkfly3 reviews
One night, Laney finally tells Corey her biggest secret, something she never told anyone. But what is it? Inspired by the romantic jello scene from Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Grojband Chatroom by ILoveGarLogan reviews
When Grojband is chatting online Corey reveals some news that makes Laney quit the band. Will she come back? Will she join another band? Read to find out! *This is my first story! I do not own Grojband
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/19/2013
Corey Unleashed by Chris Nest reviews
Peaceville is in grave danger, why you ask? Because Trina freed the negative half of Corey's personality! Now he's out to take over Peaceville! Can he be stopped or will Peaceville fall?
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,929 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
The Sleepover by ILoveGarLogan reviews
When Grojband was having a sleepover Corey finds three things. Will it change his view on Laney forever? I do not own Grojband.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013
Switching Roles by Awkwardtomboy reviews
Title is enough said. Im not so good at summaries.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Corey R., Trina R., Laney P., Kin K.
Beauty and the beast by Nightmarelover13 reviews
Everyone knows the classic movie beauty and the beast what if GROJBAND was in the movie beauty and the beast sucky summary anyway read it :) Characters: Laney as bella Corey as beast The clock as kin Candle as Kon
Grojband - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K.
The Laney Diaries by FanFic101Girl reviews
We all know the smart, independent, tough 12 year old Laney Penn of Grojband. But what was her life like before all of this? So this is a series of Laney's life, meaning this is told in Laney's POV. Before she met Corey and the band, before turning into the girl she is today, everything. And read as the story unfolds…
Grojband - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,640 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K.
I love her(CoreyXLaney Fanfic) by shane.lovern.9 reviews
Corey discovers that he is in love with Laney. But what will happen when someone else has a crush on her too?...Or maybe even more people..Read and find out!
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K. - Complete
Way Rock by Skullenko reviews
Ever wonder how Grojband got together?
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K. - Complete
Young Love by Skullenko reviews
Fun fact: Did you know Corey liked Laney first?
Grojband - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Dynamite Disaster by bee-me reviews
While on their honeymoon, Felix and Tamora realize that there is a problem arising. Can they stop it in time or will it be Game Over for the newlyweds? *CHAPTER(S) 2 AND 13 ARE RATED 'M'*
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,350 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Darkness by schizoferb reviews
When a power outage threatens the city, what happens to everyone in the arcade? Will they escape in time before the outage deletes their code? Inspired by a post on the Wreck-It Ralph Confessions Tumblr (wreckitralphconfessions.)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,666 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/10/2013 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph
Confidence by Stinkfly3 reviews
Laney wasn't always as hardcore as she is on the show. When she was younger, she was a very shy girl with no friends. So what happened to her that changed her personality? Takes place during the events of Seem Normal, Fit It.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Complete
Grojband Fanfic: Battle of secrets by xonelovemusicx reviews
Laney has been in love with her best friend Corey for years. when Laney finally tells Corey she loves him what will happen. follow grojband through band practice, battle of the bands, crossing with rivals, high school, hanging out, some secrets, and love. will Corey feel the same about Laney? find out. LaneyxCorey fanfic *i do not own Grojband or its characters*
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
One Hot Night by cuddletheweasley reviews
When a practice goes to late, Laney has to sleep over at Corey's place. Things escalate. Crappy summary
Grojband - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,608 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
Power Swap by Stinkfly3 reviews
How exactly was Grojband formed? Well it all started one year ago, back when one small incident changed Corey's life forever...
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Corey R., Trina R. - Complete
The future kids by Nightmarelover13 reviews
Well Corey and Laney bump into two kids at taco king Who are they Anyway please read (I DO NOT OWN GROJBAND I WISH ) FREE HUGS EVERYWHERE \( 0)/
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K.
My Turn by President ORB reviews
Ever since he turned 14, Corey's been having some "dramatic flashes" and the band wonders if this means Corey can finally start using his own lyrics and stop stealing from Trina's diary. But what happens when emotions run high, drama gets out of hand, and a long-standing sibling rivalry comes to a sudden end? Pairings: CxL, established MxN. Rated for some violence and language.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,543 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Trina R.
Nightmare by The Devious Angel reviews
After watching a movie, Laney says she's not afraid of anything. But during their sleepover, she has a nightmare that shows her something that she truly fears. Will Corey be able to make it all better? CoreyXLaney
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Laney P., Corey R. - Complete
Guardian Angel by CursedPhoenix94 reviews
When the band spends time together in a hotel before a massive gig, Corey finds that he may have feelings for Laney. So Corey asks Kin for some help to find out if she feels the same way. What will Corey find out? Will something go wrong? Will they hook up? Only one way to find out.
Grojband - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Corey R., Laney P.
Total Drama: Overloaded by Redoalien reviews
Strongly inspired by Total Drama Explosion. The final season five is sure to be a Big Bang with all 38 veterans returning along with 2 newbs.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,092 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Wish for love on Bonkertons Comet by honored cur reviews
Bonkertons Comet has appeared again over Peaceville. Corey has been hung up over this secret admirer he has and wishes on the comet for him to figure it out. when the first flash has a "I love you" in the distance Corey goes on a quest around town to find his admirer for a reason unknown to the band. will Laney wait for him to find his admirer or will she confess before its to late
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Carrie B.
Falling For you by thatskaterchick239 reviews
When the two keyboardist from rival bands fall for eachother what will happen? kinxkim
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Kin K., Kim
Keep Cool in The Water Park by IcedSaki3314 reviews
Corey and the rest of Grojband get to have an entire water park to themselves. However, they find out they aren't alone. This is my first series. Rated T just in case. Remade the first chapter too since the original made no sense.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K. - Complete
Of Caverns and Companions by Alto-Jazz reviews
Starting off on the wrong foot, Vanellope and Calhoun find themselves in a bleak situation that only working together they can find their way out of. These two characters are in for a wild ride. Vanellope/Calhoun bonding. Bit of Hero's Cuties
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,190 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Complicated by Sprinkless reviews
Things have been getting Complicated between Kin and Kim. Something's up and Kin wants to know what's going on and the reason behind of the pain and drama they're both causing. Based on the Song "Complicated" By YourFavoriteMartian
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Kin K.
Grojband: I'm left alone by CoreyandLaney5ever reviews
When Laney wants to take hers and Corey relationship to the next level by being separated for 24 hours, Corey does not like it, and wants to find a way back to her. Kin and Kon have to hold him back. Will he escape from them? will Laney break up with Corey if he comes back? find out in this little fanfiction i made.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,760 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K. - Complete
Cursed Couples by Witch Knight Daisy reviews
Calhoun and Vanellope are changed into vampires by characters in the new game Red Moon. Both chapters have their own plot. Two-shot! Rated high T for blood. Hero's Cuties and RalphxOlder Vanellope. May become full-length! Reviews and crit are welcome, as always!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Seem Normal, Fit In by Stinkfly3 reviews
What's the deal with Corey and Trina? Why does she show unnatural powers when she goes diary? How could he beat Kin at table tennis? This story should answer all questions you probably have about the Riffin siblings.
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Corey R. - Complete
Animal I have Become by Rogerkla22 reviews
When Corey gets attack by a strange animal. The rest of Grojband must team up with there enemies to find a cure before it's too late. Or worse! Corney(Corey X Laney) Rated T for some violence
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,130 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Patience by Fancy.Cricket97 reviews
A One-shot about the startling fact that Laney is indeed, a girl. Corey's mind will be blown and we'll all laugh about it. Ha. No strong language, but I'm doing K to be on the safe side.
Grojband - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Rockin with Buttowski by Chris Nest reviews
Grojband goes to Mellowbrook for a vacation and Kick needs a band for the Mellowbrook Talent Show. Can Kick and Corey win first prIze or will their only chance at fame be ruined? (First Kick and Grojband crossover on Fanfiction)
Crossover - Kick Buttowski: Suburban Daredevil & Grojband - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,794 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 6/29/2013 - Complete
Hanging Tree by lofallenve reviews
This is weird, I wrote it when I was half asleep. The song is from Mockingjay, by Susanne Collins. CoreyxLaney Rated T for death
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Corey R., Laney P. - Complete
Jock A-Z Drabbles by TurquoiseRose16 reviews
These are cute, short stories about our favorite cadet and jockett, that just happen to be in alphabetical order. I mean, what's better than that? Nothing, absolutely nothing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Brick, Jo
A New Beginning by Grojbandian180 reviews
Corey, Laney, Kin, and Kon try to live normal high school lives but both good and bad obstacles get in their way. Like Traveling Gigs, The Newmans, And Corey and Laney's relationship.
Grojband - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,074 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K. - Complete
Dreamfic by Corey Riffin reviews
First Grojband fic! Without lyrics, the band is toast. So it's up to somebody to help Corey see reason, and make HIM angsty enough to write some lyrics. It was a one-time deal…a warning from a "terrifying" dream that got him to "wake up" and see reality, so to speak. This is about the day Corey finally wrote his own lyrics for the band. CxL Song by: Leonardo DiCaprio. R&R!
Grojband - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Corey R., Laney P., Kin K., Kon K.
Red and Gold by SailorMarble14 reviews
After Brick broke up with Jo. Jo gets upset. Is there anyone who can cheer up Jo, or will Jo be in depression for a long time. Rated T for something that will happen later on.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Jo, Brick - Complete
My Hero by HannahBerrie reviews
Wreck-It-Ralph, AU. Ralph decides he wants to have a child in his life, so he adopts a little girl, Vanellope. Follow the day to day lives of Ralph, Vanellope, Felix, and Calhoun, as they go through each adventure. A story full of fluff, laughter, love, and maybe even a few tears. Reviews would make my day.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 52 - Words: 85,145 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Grojband: A Night to Remember by TotalDrama612 reviews
Trina Riffin can't stand her brother and his band. But one night could change how she feels about them. From Trina's POV
Grojband - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Trina R.
Total Drama Revenge of Zombie by dmonahan9 reviews
Campers into zombie, If wars to zombie.
Total Drama series - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013
I Think I Like The New Girl by ellie2498 reviews
A girl with purple-hair moves to Cody's school and leaves him head over heels to find out who she is. The real question is: Does Cody have a crush on her?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,877 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Cody, Sierra
Young Gum by jo-beagle reviews
When Vanellope creates a new type of gum, she wants Ralph, Felix and Calhoun to be her test monkey's. Unfortunately, the gum has a certain... defect to it.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,173 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Wreck-It Ralph: Anastasia by eltigre221 reviews
In 1986 the imperial family of Game Central Station was killed, except for the grandfather of Tsar Mario, King Candy, and possibly the Tsar's youngest daughter Tamora Calhoun. A serving boy from the Palace, named Fix-It Felix Jr. has come up with a con to get the reward for Tamora's return. He and Wreck-It Ralph find Tami, an 18 year old girl w/no memory of the past, is she Tamora?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Honeyglow by Reeves3 reviews
A series of random one-shots about Fix-It Felix and Sergeant Calhoun. Some chapters be AU and other's wont be. Hero's Cuties. Enjoy!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,737 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Ah Parenthood by Fix-Itfan reviews
Eleven years after the Turbo fiacso Felix and Tamora have four beautiful, and crazy kids. Now Felix has been home with them for a few hours, what will Tamora find when she returns from an emrgancy perimeter check!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
The Trip to VidCon 2013 by Markiplier's Fangirl reviews
Noah, Geoff, Trent, Courtney, Sierra, Duncan, Bridgette, Cody, Brick, DJ, and Tyler go on a trip to VidCon 2013 and they meet some awesome and famous YouTubers and maybe even make some new friends. . Couples involve Gidgette, Trentney, Codierra, and slight Gwuncan, DaShawna, Nasey, and Jock.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Noah, Trent, Bridgette, Courtney
Left in the Shadows by ParisIsBurning reviews
My older sister Eva had it all. She was stronger, tougher, fiercer, and more respected than I could ever hope to be. All I wanted was for somebody to notice me, too. Oneshot.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Jo - Complete
Getting Along Like a House on Fire by Euregatto reviews
Following her loss on Total Drama, Jo becomes determined to prove that her failure was just a fluke... by setting a new world record. With Brick, Mike, Zoey, and Cameron at her side, will she make her point or will she fall? BrickxJo MikexZoey
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Jo, Brick
Praying For Help- In Need Of A Hero by MarcelineXMarshallLee582 reviews
Calhoun opened her eyes, a heavy pounding in her head. " Great... Head-ache... " She muttered, she glanced around with the slightest bit of uneasiness. At least for now, she went to set a hand upon her head, but found herself unable to. She was still tied up, sitting in the corner, well more like she was tossed there. In a small, dark cement room. ( AU,fic )
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Vanellope von Schweetz, Wreck-It Ralph
Total Drama Island Crossover by Asujoll reviews
Not a crossover, but a fan-written season using characters from both the original cast and the Revenge cast. Join Alejandro, B, Beth, Brick, Cody, Courtney, Dakota, Dawn, Eva, Ezekiel, Geoff, Harold, Jo, LeShawna, Lightning, Lindsay, Noah, Owen, Sierra, and Staci in Chris's newest batch of dangerous challenges on Camp Wawanakwa. Finally complete!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,991 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Complete
Wreck-It Ralph: The Gamer by Kevinwon reviews
(Right after the movie) Litwak's Arcade is becoming hot. And the owner's son, Josh Litwak loves going to the arcade. With his nickname, The Gamer on all the highscores of the arcade, what would happen when The Gamer gets sucked into Game Central Station and he sees the games he's once played alive, right before his vary eyes? And this time, behind the big screen...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 176,487 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Complete
1000 ways to annoy Sour Bill by ForkOnTheLeft reviews
The Sugar Rush racers and others annoy/torture/piss off Sour Bill for no particular reason.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sour Bill
Big 12: Core of the Games by Sea Eagle reviews
Sugar Rush gets a new update, and a new character along with it. Candlehead's falling for him and he feels the same way. But all the racers, Ralph, Felix, and Calhoun didn't know that he holds the key to the arcade's survival...Vanilla Butter, Pumpkin Pop, and Candlehead x OC. part 1 of the whole story. and i suck at summaries. NOW COMPLETE WITH BLOOPERS.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Candlehead - Complete
Wreck-It-Rosie & Fix-It-Fiona by Goomba300 reviews
It's been a full year since the Turbo incident in Sugar Rush and Ralph has just finished adjusting to his new life, when a new game gets plugged in. How will Ralph and Felix cope when two characters from the new game approach them saying, Ralph and Felix are their fathers. Meet the rash and mischievous Wreck-It-Rosie and the shy and reserved Fix-It-Fiona. RatedT OC: Rosie and Fiona
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,465 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz
Total Drama:Back for More by AnyfriendofMike's reviews
As the campers compete for another million, they will also hook up, make up, and make out. Rated T just in case. *Sequel to The Drama Isn't Over*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,674 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Switch by Prepare-for-the-crazy reviews
When the core four get caught in a storm, something strange happens. The only pairing is Hero's Cuties, and it's rated T for slight suggestions.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Complete
Crash Course by great-growlithe-gamer reviews
a year or two after the events of the movie,Vanellope gets a concusssion in a kart crash.When she wakes up, something's wrong.She can't seem to remember much of anything...what are the racers like, and who are these people from different games that claim to know her? rated T for car crash/injury. just in case.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Wreck-It Ralph, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Not on Total Drama by Micaityl reviews
What happens when the players aren't on Total Drama? It's Chris Mclean, hogging your screen again, here to show you just what happens on Not on Total Drama!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013
Total Drama Drabbles by IcyJade2007 reviews
The Total Drama cast is causing drama again: and these Drabbles are here to catch all of it! Mostly TDRI, but others as well. Drabble #24: Can Trent possibly get over his obsession with the number nine? Probably not. But it's fun to see him try!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 11,317 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Courtney
Serendipitous by GreenWithAwesome reviews
Fix-it Felix Jr. wants to propose to his long-time girlfriend, Sgt. Calhoun, so he, Ralph and Vanellope go into Sonic the Hedgehog's game to find a ring. Unfortunately, Sonic's world isn't exempt from things going wrong. Not even Eggman can stop his whacky inventions sometimes... Hero's Cuties; post-movie, pre-marriage. Twoshot. Formally Ring Bearer.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,603 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Big Gene: Jealousy Machine by Fix-it Feli reviews
Calhoun finally decides to move in with Felix, but gets moving jitters due to the cold welcome she receives from the one-and-only Big Gene. Meanwhile, Gene's jealousy immediately stirs up trouble within the apartment. And Felix... is just Felix.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,702 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Gene - Complete
Chasing Dog Tags by MarkHoffman reviews
Jo is a loner. Always has, always will be. All she wants now is to place first in track meets and graduate from high school unscathed. Unfortunately for her, she will meet a boy that will challenge her to be passionate in things beyond the track field.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,228 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Jo, Brick
What The FanFiction? by Cereal-Killa reviews
Ever wondered what comments the characters of TDI might make on our fanfictions? Each character gets their own chapter.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009
Cutscene by LNPittman reviews
Sergeant Calhoun starts to realize how deep she's getting into this. Takes place directly before King Glitch.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
The Dating Game by Jesus.Lives reviews
Lightning asks out Jo and she goes to Brick to let him know that she thinks Lightning has lost his mind. Has he? Will Brick step up to compete for Lightning for his lady? Who will Jo chose? A Joning/Jock story. Make sure you review if you want more, and quickly.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Jo, Lightning
Total Drama Revenge Of The Island My Way by kittycat1277 reviews
This is My verison of tdroti. Contaning old challnges, new challnges and more. BrickXOc, Slight JoXBrick, ZoeyXMike
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,966 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Chris M., Brick
Total Drama: Best of the Best by TheChazzet33 reviews
Who is your favorite character of Total Drama? Not just the competing cast, but maybe Chris? Chef? Mr. Coconut even? Now is your time to help them win a golden statue of themself worth 1 million! Vote in the reviews for your least favorite, the one with the most votes will take the Walk-Drop-Dock-Hurl of Shame!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,557 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012
Glitch by Furgemancs reviews
Something is wrong with Felix. Since he returned from a patrol with Calhoun he acts very strange nobody understand. ...Glitch. Rated T for dark scenes. My very first WiR fan fiction. Please review and tell your opinion about it
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012
Valentine Vandals by Reeves3 reviews
On Valentine's Day Felix has plans with Calhoun but she wants to get up to some mischief. Hero's Cuties. ENJOY!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Felix's Fetish for Fanfiction by hochmodel reviews
Having since game jumped with his friends after the movie was made about his co-worker's life, Felix discovers the internet and ultimately, fanfiction. Heroes Cuties.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Felix and the Cursed Pie by Witch Knight Daisy reviews
A new fairytale adventure game called Mirror Mirror comes into the arcade. But when Calhoun finds out that its evil queen has gone Turbo and covets her husband's heart through the food he loves most, it's up to Calhoun to save her Fix-It and put an end to the witch's plans. Hero's Cuties with a Snow White twist! Feel free to read and review, and please no flames!
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,623 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Total Drama Replay by AstridLovesYou reviews
Season 5 of Total Drama everyone! Total Drama Replay! Were bringing back and introducing some contestants. Stay tuned for Total. Drama. Replay! Rated T for some language. *Apps Closed*
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,076 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Upgrades and trouble by AdorableLittleAllyn reviews
After days of being played by kids, Mr. Litwak was going to add new upgrades to some of the games, and that includes Sugar Rush, and that makes Vanellope and the other racers excited. But, even an upgrade can change the whole thing. T for cursing and contains Jawbreaker (RalphxOlder!Vanellope) and Heroes' cuties
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013
You Can't Take it With You by hochmodel reviews
"I miss her so much. Maybe that's why I can't concentrate. It's been two-and-a-half years since I saw Tamora pack, wearing her marine's uniform. It's been two-and-a-half years since I've made love to her. It's been two-and-a-half years since Jamie's seen her."
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
The Glitch Effect 2: Hotel Transylvania by Piece Bot reviews
This is a direct continuation from The Glitch Effect. The Glitch Effect series will be about different crossovers being visited by Vanellope von Schweetz. In this story Vanellope gets thrown into the world of Hotel Transylvania, literally!
Crossover - Hotel Transylvania & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/23/2013 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Mavis, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
The Sergeant and the Carpenter by AngelofAperture reviews
Felix had never been in love before! He thought he should try his hand at this whole relationship thing. Taking Felix and Sgt. Calhoun through the ups and downs of their relationship and how it almost didn't last...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,168 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun
Bombshell Batcholerette Party by Prisma-Roses reviews
Tamora is not a girly girl, she just happened to want to get married. But when Felix decides to send the Nicelander women over to Hero's duty for a nice, fun Batcholerette party. Tamora gets a little on edge, thinking things would no go planned. And things, in fact, do not go as Tamora planned.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Mary D. - Complete
The Brekkie Club by A-chanTheGreat reviews
Something of a parody. 5 teens with nothing in common each get sent to detention and meet each other not for the first time, but they do get to know each other for the first time. Warning it doesn't follow the whole story/characters but I think it should go pretty well. Pairings: Scott/Dawn, Jo/Brick. Warning some language. Hope you enjoy :3 Sorry for any OCCness.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,708 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Complete
Friends 4Ever: A Total Drama Revenge of the Island Horror Story by nikkichic109 reviews
Anne Maria is having a Halloween sleepover, and an unexpected guest will be there. This was based on the Shane Dawson short film of the same name that was "based on a true story."
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Complete
One More Night by keep-me-posted reviews
It had become sort of a habit of her's. A routine, really. Every night since the day she met him, Sergeant Calhoun had been doing this. For two months, she had kept it up in secret. And then she was caught. WIR OneShot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2013 - [Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.] - Complete
The Glitch Effect by Piece Bot reviews
Vanellope randomly glitches while inspecting a new game entrance that she found and ends up in Ponyville.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
That Little Game Called Life by Dixie Darlin reviews
(Post-movie sequel to 'Going Turbo') To prevent harm from befalling Hero's Duty, General Hologram forces a revived Turbo to help him secure military rule over the arcade and imprison the homeless characters. With the soldiers' memories erased, our heroes must save the day again, this time with the added help of Turbo himself. Can he be trusted to do the right thing?(2nd in trilogy)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,659 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 12/3/2012 - King Candy/Turbo, General Hologram, Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Winter Wonderland by ravenwritingclaw reviews
Winter is the time for ugly Christmas sweaters, snow ball fights and much more. What better way to celebrate the holidays then with your favourite Total Drama characters? **Every chapter is a new couple with a new prompt** Enjoy! R/R
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 33,691 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Complete
Loyalty by SailorMarble14 reviews
"I will never leave a man behind." Brick just got into an argument with Jo, and now Jo is hanging of a cilff, will Brick keep his code of leaving a man behind or will he faces the consequences if Jo is gone. What will he do read to find out. Jock story. Rated T for small cursing
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Brick, Jo - Complete
Tdroti: Behind the Scenes! by IPink Cornflakes reviews
Here are some of the things that you didn't see on the show, Total Drama Revenge of the Island!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012
Tear Drops on my balance Beam by AmberStone12 reviews
since Svetlana was little, she wanted to be a famous gymnast. Since Manitoba was little, he wanted to travel the world. What will happen to this future couple when they are stuck in an apartment together for a year? Will love hit them at last? Or will life come and smack them in the face? Read this daring, sweet, and adventurous love story to find out!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,374 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012
Angels Within Temptation by Rannny reviews
After the last person Dawn took care of died, the guardian angel was assigned to a certain trouble-making redhead. However, things go downwards for her when she falls for him, and angels and humans are forbidden to date. Based on the song Angels by Within Temptation. S/D B/J M/Z B/G D/C N/I
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Scott, Dawn
Kidnapped by hochmodel reviews
Felix thought everything was fine until his wife, Calhoun, is kidnapped by Turbo right from under his nose. He gangs up with Ralph and Vanellope while she attempts to escape, but there is a problem- Turbo has no problem using his crony, Adam, to kill her off, or the other innocent he indirectly affects. Disney owns all but Mario and Adam, my OC MATURE
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Fix-It Felix, Jr., Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Guy's Team by ickybicky reviews
Cameron's first mistake was trying to make Lightning see reality. Warning: This fic might break your brain a little bit.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Cameron, Lightning
Among the Crossfire by Kiruka-chan reviews
Takes place a week after The Localization Imprisonment. Merin has developed a curious streak and has been touring games; this time, he ends up meeting Felix and visiting Hero's Duty. When a crisis forces the door to be locked from the outside, they're both trapped and in danger of permanent death. Calhoun and her squad must now protect them while fighting. (Felix/Calhoun, OC/OC)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr. - Complete
Coming Home by Shahrezad1 reviews
Vanellope has to wonder about a few things, and asks the only female role model she knows. Calhoun and Vanellope friendship, large dose of Hero's Cuties romance. :)
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Vanellope von Schweetz, Sgt. T. J. Calhoun - Complete
Programming by Ryuko DragonHalf reviews
Calhoun and Felix have a few things to figure out between them, but there's no time for that. Another character's gone missing! With the arcade opening in a few hours, it's a race to ensure no one else gets unplugged. The rogue's found an interesting place to hide, though...
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Sgt. T. J. Calhoun, Fix-It Felix, Jr.
Separate ways by MissILoveMovies reviews
After 50 years, Fix it Felix Jr. is unplugged so Tobikomi can replace it with an updated version for the 50th year anniversary. Ralph ends up going to Sugar Rush, while the others go to Hero's Duty. However, what will he do, when the updated Felix wants to be the only Felix?
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Wreck-It Ralph - Complete
Total Drama Return Of The Island by thedragon48 reviews
Chris and the Cast return for another shot at the Million.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,349 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012
TOTAL DRAMA ONLY HAS SEASON 4 PEOPLE by NTA FANFIC reviews
A couple day's after the season Mike and Zoey are at there houses and Zoey get's new's from the doctors what is it FOCUSES ON MIKE AND ZOEY NO SUE ME BROKE I AM A HOMELESS BUM The end thanks to everyone who stuck with me... you are my role models. and thanks people who said i should kill myself!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,556 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Mike, Zoey - Complete
Life After the Drama by Kappsus reviews
Season 4 was FULL of drama. But after the season, the drama becomes even more intence. Follow the cast and their Life. After. the Drama!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012
Broken Bones and Broken Hearts by KingofAwesome reviews
DipperxWendy. When Dipper is in the hospital because of an accident caused by saving Wendy and Mabel, Wendy reveals some secrets. But when he gets back home, something even worse happens. This is my first fanfic, so sorry if you hate it.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Dipper P., Wendy
Savior by SailorMarble14 reviews
One of Jo and Brick's races get into a tragedy. As Jo is in a life or death situation. Will she live? will she die? Find out in this story. Rated T for blood and cursing.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Jo, Brick - Complete
TDROTI: After The Island by Firestar3440 reviews
It has been two years since the Total Drama Revenge of the Island finale, and life has been normal for Jo Wattson. That is, until a certain black haired boy comes back into her life...
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Jo, Brick
Looking for my Daddy by Chrissydoodlez-XD reviews
What if Gwen got pregnant. With Duncan's child. What if they got into a fight and haven't seen eachother for 15 years. What if their daughter risks all to meet her father and to bring her parents back together. And what if her daughter has a "friend" to help.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 9,496 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Gwen, Duncan - Complete
Scars by ARadomperson reviews
Past, something you can't change, no matter what. It was supposed to be a one-shot, but meh, who cares? Yay for my random ideas!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Brick, Jo
Total Drama: Heroes vs Villains! by XcheetoesxhahaX reviews
24 contestants from the past 4 seasons have agreed to do one more season: Heroes vs. Villains! Episode 3 continues, and an action- packed challenge goes under way! The challenge brings the best and worst out of people, and the third person voted off leaves the island.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,208 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Chris M., Chef Hatchet
Where's Isabella? by mihane100 reviews
When Isabella spots Perry in spy mode, she does what any curious girl across the street would do- follow him! Find out what happens when she finds out things that she shouldn't know, and how does Perry feel about this? 'kkkkkkrrrrrrrrrrr'
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,834 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Isabella, Perry
Total drama the Islands Revenge! by The original Mr.D reviews
THE FINALLY! My way! I change the teams and relationships! Every once in a while I bring in someone from world tour to particapate! THE MERGE! Pairings: Zoey/Mike - Jo/Brick - Dawn/B - Scoot/Dakota REVIEW!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,935 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Total Drama Random by Rainpath of Thunderclan reviews
Takes place during the fourth series except everyone's back in the game to win the million. With the help of the old cast, Chris plans to make this a season one that no one would forget. Ever. Randomness covers every corner. Is it truly a safer place? Even with most of the waste gone. Filled with more Drama, Romance, and plenty of Humor. It's as Chef calls it Total. Drama. Random.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/18/2012
Truth or Rescue by TheChazzet33 reviews
Season 4 has ended and the ex-contestants are relaxing at Playa des Losers. However, what starts as a simple Truth or Dare game turns into a search party for Zoey, Brick, and Staci! All contestants are out in the woods searching for their lost friends. But that will happen when the search party gets lost too? Will anyone be able to make it back to the hotel?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2012 - Published: 7/28/2012
Beautiful Soul by xxEmoRainbowxx reviews
Brick finds out that Jo is a popular bikini model; and he confronts her about it. Can this headstrong cadet prove his love for the island's jockette?
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Brick, Jo - Complete
Love is Just Another Word for Rival by TurquoiseRose16 reviews
I turned back around to see our totem heading straight for the cliff. As we went over, I felt myself fall forward off the totem pole. I squeezed my eyes shut, only to feel two warm hands grasp my shoulders, keeping me from falling. He wrapped his arms around my stomach as we continued to fall to ensure I would be safe.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Jo, Brick
BrickHouse by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Told from Jo's perspective. First TD story I've written... Going off of all the subtle hints in the show. Jo notices Brick's constant staring and how he's always right where she is and begins to wonder if he has a crush on her. After getting to know him and spending so much time with him, though, will she be able to keep herself from developing one on him in return? JoXBrick
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,071 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Brick, Jo
The Heart of an Archer by Cinnamon Clover reviews
Wee and Merida have gotten much closer as friends by being pen pals but when Wee visits, will they become something more?XXX***HIATUS***XXX
Brave, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Merida, Wee Dingwall
So What Did We Do What Last Night? by Always Ashlyn reviews
After TDROTI was over an afterparty at Playa Des Losers was thrown in Cameron's honor... But, it got a little too wild and no one can remember what they did last night! Zoey has an new piercing, B built a time machine, Jo woke up with someone she never intended too, and Cameron lost the million dollars! Can the gang figure out what they did before 24 hours is up?
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/20/2012
Total Drama Haunted House by Mr. Man in the corner reviews
A new season with a new host. 39 people play for 1 million dollar. Who will win? who will lose find out! At total drama haunted house, going to have Trent X Courtney, Scott X Dawn, and Brick X Jo
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Trent, Courtney
Dr Doof vs the Annoying Orange by IronhideFan41 reviews
While waiting on Perry the Platypus to arrive, Dr. D gets an unexpected and unwanted visitor. ONESHOT! Please dont give me bad reviews, this is a just for fun story. Rated K for cartoon violence by Perry and Doof.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz
TDROTI One Shots by Kawaii-Chibi-Kai reviews
Original title 'Jo and Brick One Shots'. Mostly one shots of our favorite Cadet and Jock-ette but now I have others too! Review please! It's rated for teens for swearing!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,597 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Jo, Brick
Total Drama: A Brick and Jo Love Story by Winter-Rae reviews
Various chapters looking into the ups, downs, twists, and turns of Brick and Jo's relationship. Since this is now a multi-chaptered story, the summary had to be changed. Main pairing is Jo/Brick, the others are listed inside.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 62,249 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Brick, Jo - Complete
Liam Annoying Adventurer by crazyone256 reviews
Poor Liam the Leprechaun, having to deal with Penguins, Crazyone256, her Friend, and The Annoying Orange. Rated because I am paranoid.
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Complete
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ask the TOTAL DRAMA REVENGE OF THE ISAND COUPLES,CONTESTANTS,STORY reviews
WILL ANSWER ALL QUESTIONS ASP as soon as possible WILL EVEN ANSWER TO GUESTS also i will do mike's personallties and just questions for just one contestant at a time also has story
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/19/2012
Fears reviews
Brick's nightlight went out so he goes to Jo if you ask in your review to contine I will ;
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Jo, Brick
Adventure reviews
im not good at summarrys just please read chapter added and edited nobody dies and no swearing rated T just in case
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Jo, Brick
Fate reviews
Jo and Brick go through an amazing adventure t for tons of kissing
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Jo, Brick - Complete
MikexZoey reviews
this is for tabbypie101
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Zoey, Mike - Complete
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