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Author has written 18 stories for South Park.

Hey Crusaders!


I seem to have accidently set myself a challenge. The challenge is that I will ship Christophe, Gregory, Stan and Gary in each way! They are my favourite characters to write and I feel that they deserve to be written about!

Gregory and Christophe - Done! (3 times)

Gregory and Stan - Done! (2 times)

Gregory and Gary - There's an idea in my head! I'm excited about these two.

Christophe and Stan - See below!

Christophe and Gary - Done!

Stan and Gary - Done!


Okay. Watch this space for some promised Stanman or Stagory, but for now... let's get on with the next multi-chapter story!

Check it out. Click down there. I promise you it's packed full of... pretty much everything.

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Spaceman Spiff Meets Luke Skywalker by Style Marshlovski reviews
Craig Tucker and Kevin Stoley are very different, but this summer they'll find they have at least one thing in common - Side story companion to "Summer Still Sucks"
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,869 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Craig T., Kevin S. - Complete
To the Sound of a Heartbreak by Linalee Marie reviews
""Eric…" soft, almost wanting, it was a plea. She wanted this, she needed this to happen! Wendy could physically hear her heart pounding in her ears and her mind, screaming of logic, was silenced. Slowly, she tilted her head up to meet him." A story of Betrayal, Friendship, Growing Up, and Learning to Love before it's too Late. Pairings: Candy & K2
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,462 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger
The Prince Reference by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
"You can't just whisk me away like you're some prince!" He quirked a perfect blond eyebrow at him. "Can't I?" But maybe he could. And maybe, just maybe, Christophe wanted this prince all to himself. Gregstophe - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,515 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Seven Kinds of Naughty by DonGiovanni'sGhost reviews
This is just good ol' smut. Kenny and Butters run into each other at a club and the rest is pretty predictable.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Mending the Fences by Style Marshlovski reviews
Stan is in a much better place now that he's with Gary, but can his super best friendship with Kyle still be salvaged? Sequel to "Cynicism Is So Gay" - couples: Stary, Bunny / friendships: Style, Kyman, Kenman - rated T to be safe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,603 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Counterpoint by Kasdeya reviews
Christophe couldn't handle it.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Show Me Love by Kasdeya reviews
For too long Christophe has been using Gregory to get what he wants, but finally, when the blond takes a stand, he gets what he wants.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,161 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Some catching up by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Christophe fixes cars, makes his favorite French dessert and stumbles into an old friend... and old friends need to catch up with each other. A little PWP. Gregstophe - One Shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
It hits the fan by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
South Park is suffering from a heat wave and Kyle has a way of dealing with it. But Cartman wouldn't be Cartman if he didn't demand some us of it as well. Heat, however, makes people act strange and before you know it things spiral out of control. Kyman - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,740 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Jersey Thing by BattyCore reviews
Remember when I said I wanted Jersey!Kyle/Craig to be a thing
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Craig T., Kyle B.] - Complete
The Silent Lie by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
Clyde has a special talent that makes the ladies go crazy and the other boys immensely jealous. One person at school however, is not so impressed with it at all. Cryde - Complete -
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,842 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Can I Get A Witness by Chasing Rabbits reviews
He may dress like a vamp kid still, but when Stan goes goth yet again Butters is willing to help cheer him up. And then Kenny has one of his worst ideas ever. Stutters; Bunny; Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Twilight Poem by CreekingAwesome reviews
A poem about Twilight! Please R&R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Bella - Complete
Searching for Sanity by TheRealityOfFantasy reviews
Stan's house is no longer a home and he doesn't know where to go.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Who Said Locker Rooms Weren't Appealing? by kake1 reviews
Stan and Gregory are in the locker room at the same time, and who knows what could come from it? M for language and content. Written by K, reviewed by J. c:
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Stan M., Gregory
Focus by BeetchesAtTheBeach reviews
Christophe calls Gregory and receives something special in return.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Trivial Fights by AssassinsAndMercenaries reviews
They erupt out of the thin air and are likely to be the biggest fights they had. But even after any pointless fight, the two of them make up again. Gregstophe.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/26/2012 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
Consequences to the Grave by lizoftheinfinite reviews
The final battle between heaven and hell is coming, and Christophe has to choose a side. M for graphic violence and Christophe's mouth. Mild slash. Completed!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 158,608 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Christophe, Damien - Complete
Breathe Me by The Brat Prince reviews
I figured out girls weren't really worth it after the first few times I brought one home. None of them understood why I wasn't upset over the fact that my mom and dad constantly fought. You know what they got out of fighting? Hot, hot makeup sex. K/K/S
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,960 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Bad Romance by Agirl2Nerdy reviews
Life seems to be falling apart for Wendy Testaburger. School is harder than ever, her long term boyfriend is distant and her friends seem to be ignoring her. To top it all off she's just landed two weeks in detention with her worst enemy, Eric Cartman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 64,334 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Wendy Testaburger, Eric Cartman - Complete
Of Mormons and Superheroes by RoxIsGone reviews
Walk down a dark street at night? Stupid. Follow a stranger into an alley? Even worse. Get saved from a potential mugging by a power tool wielding hero? Better. Get seduced by said hero up against a wall? Nooow you've got it. Mature.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,758 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
Just One Hit by punkXrockXkid reviews
Tweek is going through a hard time but Clyde does his best to make him smile...Craig didn't like his idea.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Tweek T., Clyde D. - Complete
When You Have Everything to Lose by J9nine reviews
It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,867 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/20/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - [Kenny M., Craig T.] - Complete
What Happens In Yardale by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
High school is all about heated rivalries and stupid mistakes, but it's not the end of the world. Only in this case, it might be. Gregory finds himself standing alone against the Anti-Christ and neither of them can see this ending well. Slash.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,013 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/26/2010 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Gregory, Damien
The Adventures of Taco Man and the Robo Inferno by damn expensive eggs reviews
In a galaxy far, far away... one boy, Clyde, that's me, will have an unforgettable encounter with another boy, that's Kevin, and embark on a journey of epic proportions. ... Whatever that means. Kevin/Clyde. update for 2013: never writing an epilogue, sorry!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,188 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Clyde D., Kevin S. - Complete
Maths et chocolat by Madji reviews
Fic mettant en scène le couple Stan et Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - French - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Goodnight, Mole by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Christophe has worked himself into a state of sheer exhaustion. Can Gregory get the stubborn Mole to go to bed?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Boy Disease by Jenwyn reviews
Chad realizes his relationship with Taylor hasn't gone anywhere and tries to figure out why while his friendship with Ryan intensifies and strains his friendship with Troy. ChadRyan, Chyan slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,630 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Chad D., Ryan E. - Complete
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Mutual Comfort reviews
Spying on your enemy and getting stuck in a tree is one thing. But being rescued by his chain-smoking best friend and falling unconscious in his arms? That's a whole other butt-ache entirely...
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 64,323 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Christophe, Stan M.] Gregory
Dear Santa reviews
Christmas isn't usually the best time of year when you're the son of Satan... (Festive Dip one-shot!)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Pip P., Damien - Complete
Every Rose reviews
After coming within seconds of dying under the hands of a stranger in the shadows, Gregory is forced back to South Park - a move that unwittingly puts him closer to the hunter's fiery grasp. There's a secret hanging over him, and time to solve it is running out. Gregory/Damien - slash. (And Gregstophe.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,226 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Gregory, Damien
Dunkable reviews
Pranks performed by Clyde had a way of backfiring, and Craig had always just been one step up. (Creek/Tyde)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2013 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] [Clyde D., Token B.] - Complete
The Prison Guard reviews
Convict Christophe is hooked on the breath-taking blond guard. Wanting to be nearer, he ensures he ends up in solitary confinement. Then the fun can begin... (Part Two added! - two-shot)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,415 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Basketballs and Lightsabers reviews
Clyde inwardly groaned. He did not need this. Kevin calmly turned around. "If you can understand the meaning of the word, it's a coincidence." He grabbed his change from the machine. "Do you really think I'd want to hang around with a sweaty Jock?" He paid one final glance to the three boys and walked out of the store. Clyde stared after him in shock - Why had he lied?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,040 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - [Clyde D., Kevin S.] Craig T. - Complete
Taking a Cold Shower reviews
Contents: Craig, Clyde, an otherwise empty locker room and very hot shower... We all know what that means. One-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Catalyst reviews
Cats: They shouldn't smirk, they shouldn't understand what you're saying... and their eyes definitely shouldn't be glowing that colour. (Co-written with ScaryBones!)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Christophe, Damien - Complete
How to Lure a Raven reviews
"I'm crashing this pity party. I don't think you're having a good time, and the DJ is terrible!" (One-shot)
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Stan M., Gary H. - Complete
I Need You to Save Me reviews
The most important moments in Gregory and Christophe's lives were the moments they saved each other. However small the situation, those were the moments that mattered.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Gregory, Christophe - Complete
It's a Sin reviews
Caught in a moment of uncontrollable desire, Gary Harrison makes an impulsive decision, set to bring guilt and confusion, whilst forever changing the lives of four very messed up boys, in love. (Gary/Christophe/Gregory/Stan)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,416 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Christophe, Gary H. - Complete
I Could Do it First reviews
Due to an escalated argument, Christophe and Gregory have a competition to see which of them can kiss someone the fastest. Unfortunately for Gary and Stan, they're the targets. (One-shot)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Christophe, Gregory - Complete
Grab and Kiss reviews
Wendy and Stan are together? Not for much longer... (It's a Stagory one-shot!)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Stan M., Gregory - Complete
I Refuse reviews
The inevitable dispute between Christophe and Damien arose: who would bottom? There wasn't a chance in hell it would be Damien, but God damn if Christophe was going to do it. (Two-shot)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Christophe, Damien - Complete
A Purrfect Christmas reviews
'Twas the night before Christmas, and there Pip Pirrup sat, eyes full of glistening sorrow, talking to a red-eyed cat. Meow. (Festive ONE-SHOT)
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/23/2012 - [Pip P., Damien] - Complete
Who's Afraid of Craig Tucker? reviews
Tweek let out a small laugh. Kenny was just having a bit of fun, a joke. Like he said, he didn't want to cause harm or upset. Tweek cuddled up close, smiling to himself. He thought he had exactly what he wanted: a full thermos of fresh coffee, and a loving boyfriend who cared about him and only him. Things however were not that simple, not with Craig Tucker around. Creek/Dristophe
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,244 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Face the Truth reviews
Life in South Park is never simple; when an outside force is added it can become disastrous. As Stan and Kyle struggle to make sense and put into perspective new developments in their lives, Kenny struggles to avoid the cause of all his pain. Worlds will collide as Kenny's toxic 'relationship' threatens to destroy the other boys, without them realising. Stendy Kyman Kenny x trouble
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 32,210 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Kenny M., Damien - Complete
Check-Up reviews
ONE- SHOT. Kenny is visiting South Park and decides to go to the doctor's for a check-up. He is surprised to find an old friend working there. Hello Doctor Sexy. Rated M for a sexy stethoscopey reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Kenny M., Kyle B.] - Complete