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Joined 07-09-03, id: 415810
Author has written 13 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Fanfiction Poetry, Parodies and Spoofs, Anime X-overs, and Rurouni Kenshin.
Hello, my name's Shizuka. As of now, I specialize in humor Yu-gi-oh writing, but I might later try uhhh... oh yeah! I'm already doing humor! Anywayz, I've always done humor writing, so I hope you nice people will laugh at least a little at my first story on this here It's called Bakura's Secret, and what a secret it is! No, he's not WITH Ryou, but I think it's better than that. I'm also going to start an angst story. My english teacher says we should all work on what were bad at. Let's see. I thing angst is the opposite of humor, don't you agree?
Well, for the facts.
Name: Paige
Last Name: For one, it's way too rare to give away. I'm part of only two families in the country with my last name. Secondly, it's none of your goddamn buisness. Sorry to all those out there who are not child stalkers.
Netname: Shizuka, Dark Witch, Salamander
Dark Witch
Black Prince
Pajee {1}
Page Master {2}
Pageroonie Macaroonie {3}
Peanut Butter Bob {4}
Moron {5}
Miss Perfect {6}
Eimei {7}
Chewbacca {8}
And many, MANY more. And don't you go using any of these! Hate them or not, these are MY names, not yours! Especially, dont use the ones with the footnotes, they have a special meaning to me.
Occupation: Student, 9th grade, I'm supposed to be in 8th! Babysitter, certified in CPR and childcare with the red cross.
Grades: Really high. I am taking the hardest classes available in both LA and math at my school. 3.95 average.
Age: 14, possibly 43. No, really, 14.
Sex: Virgin, uhhh... Female. Yeah, female.
Location: Nunya st, Colorado
Race: Japanese/ Russian
Birthplace: Japan
Hair: Brown, with a red tint.
Eyes: Brown, but black with contacts, which I wear everywhere.
Interests: I JUST started reading manga, and I've already learned sooo much about sooo many different mangas that it's almost scary. I also specialize in web design. Fun, creative field. And of course, I'm an anime junkie...
Interesting facts: I am extremely mature for my age. Really. On the phone, when they call and ask for you to participate on surveys only if you're 16 and over, I usually take them, and no one ever finds out. All you spammers out there, you got bogus info, too! Also, I won this year's talent show playing Rondo Alla Turca by Mozart on the piano. If you want to listen to it, here's the link:
. Please remember, this is not really me, just an example of the song I played.
Hobbies: Writing, reading, being alone, playing both the piano and the violin, surfing the net, reading manga, watching anime, play golf, pick on my little sister, cuss, hang with friends, web design, graphics specialist, other crap...
Fav. Music: Well, sorry to dissapoint you people, but I can only listen to a certain music for health reasons. I cannot listen to modern music, as it makes me sick. Literally. Last time someone pounded rap out of thier car so the whole world could hear it, I threw up. I can, and love, listening to classical music. Vivaldi, Brahms, Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, Chopin, Tchaicovsky and more. I can't get enough. I can play a few of these people's songs, as I play both the piano, and the violin.

How I came to get my netname, Shizuka: Well, as you might think, I got it off a character on YGO, which in fact, is FALSE! I hate it when people ask me why I chose a name of a character for YGO, so here's the explination. My grandmother had a friend, an old friend that has known her for over 60 years. I grew up with her, and her name just happens to be Shizuka. I liked it, so I used it. That's where I got it, not from the anime, okies?

I also am a poet. I have so far, three published works, buy them in stores today. I'd tell you what they are, but I really don't want to release anything like that on the net, incase someone out there knows where I live. For my protection, people. Poetry is my life. I couldn't live without it.

In case you all were wondering, right now, I am a totally Yugioh writer, and the only thing that's not YGO in my stories is in Clash of Tales, a HP/YGO crossover. That will change in the future, most likely, but who knows? Awell. Well, not anymore. I am in the middle of a Rurouni Kenshin fanfic! And I'm also planning on writing an Inu-yasha fic later on as well.

{1}I really hate this one, thanks, Monet and Kali.
{2}Also hate, got in preschool, from Chris, I think.
{3}Got a little annoying, thanks to Krissy for that one.
{4}From the three original Googens, thanks, Emily, Ashley, and Monet.
{5}Really love this one.
{6}From a really annoying kid named Armen.
{7}Means brilliant, wise.
{8}This one was from a kid named Darron. It was supposed to be one of those humiliating nicknames, but I actually found his go at hurtful names very humorous. Stupid mortals. Let's just say, he'll get an ass full if he don't shut his pie hole. To tell you the truth, the exterior appearance of Chewbacca and him are extremely uncanny, not to mention brain bandwidth.

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West of the Sun, East of the Moon by FarStrider reviews
[COMPLETE] A sick Rooster. . . A put-upon Wolf. . . and A SaiSa Fairytale you won't soon forget. . . (Heartfelt thanks to everyone reading this story)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,953 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Saitou, Sanosuke - Complete
A Sakabatou for Baka Saitou by Angrybee reviews
Saitou Hajime has a very big....vocabulary. And one day, on the day he needs an adjective the most, he ends up forgetting them all. (Chapter 3: Lovestruck Hiko? Soujirou tempted with drugs!)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 12/9/2003 - Saitou, Kenshin
The DARE Show by Amaya2 reviews
Exactly what the title says! This is a Dare show for the cast of YGO! just send in a dare with your review and watch it happen! chapter 2 up!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,319 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003
You and I Eternity by Corazon Negro reviews
Takes place in Egypt, 5000yrs ago. The pairing is BakuraAnzu. The two meet and something happens between them. Read warnings. Completed
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,733 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 4/6/2003 - Anzu M./Tea G., Yami Bakura - Complete
Stigmatize by egochan reviews
Ryou runs away from his Yami. Life isn't easy outside his home since everyone wants to help out. Another story by Ego. Uh, PG13 because of things like rape, injury, destruction of property yeah right, real bad and...stuff - -U Hehe....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,955 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2003 - Published: 11/24/2002 - Complete
The Child Who Suffers by Wingleader Sora Jade reviews
AU. Yugi, Ryou, and Malik are put into foster care, all for the same reason: child abuse. They are taken in by three millionaire brothers... (nope, not the Kaibas. ^^)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,397 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/31/2002
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Friendship, Love and Children reviews
Taking place in the 17th year of Meiji, Tsubame's sudden and unplanned pregnancy causes everyone at the Kamiya dojo to relive the past, analyze the present, and rethink the future.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004
Before I Die reviews
*Strong language*This story is one where Ryou does not have the millenium ring, and Bakura is not a tomb robber. Ryou comes from a broken family, and a mysterious savior takes him home. There, Ryou finds out more about his past than he ever wished to know
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,607 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2004 - Published: 7/22/2003
Titus Andronicus equals Yami
An RK and YGO crossover, the cast of the two animes acting out Shakespeare's tragedy Titus Andronicus. No fluffy language, easy to understand. Details inside.
Anime X-overs - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Published: 12/31/2003
Parodies based on This is Just to Say
The poem written by William Carlos Williams called "This is Just to Say" is the basis of my parodies, of which I have three. The first one is the original.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 128 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 9/17/2003
Clash of Tales reviews
*strong language* A fic that begins with a disasterous Apparition test, sending the Harry Potter cast to Domino city, where they're trapped. Who comes to save the day other than our dear sweet Bakura. WARNING!! HP and the Order of the Phoenix spoilers!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,220 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/17/2003 - Published: 7/16/2003
Through the Eyes of a Murderer reviews
Yami Bakura is a hitman. The story explains how hard life is to a man that has nothing left in his life save booze a boy, a girl, and murder.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/6/2003
Yami's Secret Sequal to Bakura's Secret reviews
Rated for strong language, blood and gore. Now Bakura's secret is out, he's burning with curiosity as to what's in a mysterious safe that belongs to Yami...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/4/2003 - Published: 7/12/2003
A Day in the Life of Yami Bakura reviews
*Swearing* Just like the title, a day in the life of Bakura. One specific teacher bashing, I hate that man, based off a true person.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/17/2003
Love me Not reviews
Yet another Ryou angst. I don't know, I try to write about something else, and keep falling on this topic. Yes, for all those who want to know, I do have a demented mind.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/16/2003
Pain reviews
Another Ryou angst poem. His feelings. I like writing these, yeah, yeah, I'm sick.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 169 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2003
Just Another Homicide reviews
Making a homicide sound normal, everyday event. WRITTEN BY A FRIEND, not me.
Fanfiction Poetry - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/15/2003
Learning Life's Lessons reviews
A Ryou POV, his view on abuse.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2003
Bakura's Secret reviews
CHAPTER EIGHT UP! *occasional swearing!* Yami Bakura has a secret. A secret that will destroy his ego forever if anyone found out. What will he have to do when Ryou finds out about it, and threatens to tell the world?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,603 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 7/9/2003