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Author has written 8 stories for Hunger Games, Doctor Who, Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak, and Bridge to Terabithia.

Helo Bawb!

I'm HungerWho37 (duh! you just pointed out the obvious!) and this is my profile! (Another obvious point out!) And no I wasn't just speaking gibberish there, I'm welsh! I'm orginally northern Irish but I moved to Cardiff when I was little so I have the accent and know the language!

Creigiau Fanfiction! Rwyf wrth fy modd, Doctor who, Torchwood, a gemau newyn straeon! Rwyf wrth fy modd cwrdd a phobi newydd sy'n gallu siarad yr iaithyn rhy!

I've been reading ever since I was a little girl and have astounded my friends with my records of how many pages I can read in one day (currently 456 or something around that. Oh the irony!) But my two main fandoms for fanfiction are Doctor Who and The Hunger Games. I got into the Hunger Games by starting a reading war with my best friend to see who could finish the trilogy before the other (I won cuz' I finished them in five days. Yay me!) And I've just been generally been watching Doctor Who since I was seven and started reading the books a couple of years ago. :D

I've currently got some work in progress called: 'Echos of The Descendant' and 'The Winged Creature'. Please check them out if you have the time. :) I'm also doing a collaboration type thing with a good friend of mine 'DoctorWhoaliaandtheOlympians' called, 'The Doctor and The Duplicates.' It's on their profile so check it out too if you have the time!

I've never posted any of my previous stories or fanfictions onto a website before so I'd love to get some feedback and reviews to see whether it's worth my time writing or not. Thanks! Hope to get your feedback! :D

LIKES: Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Torchwood, reading, being random, being crazy and obsessive, art (drawing and sketching), rainy days, converse/sneakers, writing stories and mickey mouse :D

Dislikes: Nuts, allergies/medical issues (I have eleven, including nut allergy), hot days, cheese, plain nasty people, boys (as in boys in my neck of the woods), dresses, skirts, Twilight, clowns and nagging.

The Hunger Games

From the Treaty Of Treason:

In penance for their uprising each district shall offer up a male and female between the ages of 12 and 18 at a public 'reaping.'
These Tributes shall be delivered to the Custody of the Capitol.
And then transferred to a public arena where they will fight to the death until a lone Victor remains.
Henceforth and Forevermore this pageant shall be known
The Hunger Games

A Hunger Games Addict's Prayer (credit to newbie11. I got this off her profile. Orginal owner's credit:Claratrix LeChatham)

I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds' songs wake me
I'll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry
If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim (even though I'm the little sister in my family)
And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I'll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire I'll think of Katniss every time
And I'll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake's sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair
I'll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care
I'll always think of Glimmer If someone's pretty,but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games
I'll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato When I'm homicidally inclined
I'll make sure I think of Effie When there's nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too
t's important to think of the characters But they're NOT mine (So, Collins, don't sue!)

If you think it'd be awesome to be reaped forthe Hunger Games then copy and paste this into your profile

If you think collins messed up when she made the saddest deaths one line long then continued on, then copy this into your profile


[x] You would do anything to protect your family.

[ ] You have good aim.

[ ] You hate cats.

[X] You aren’t fond of people in general.

[x] You hate being indebted to people.

[x] You hold grudges.

[X] You wouldn’t describe yourself as a warm, friendly person—you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug.

[X] When you sing, the birds fall silent. (I wouldn't say the birds fall silent but people have told me I have an amazing voice. Plus there's not many birds were I live. Only the pigeons the man next door owns.)



[x] You’re an artist.

[x] You love to bake.(I especially like Baking things were your hands get messy)

[ ] You can decorate well.

[x] Manipulating people comes naturally for you. (Hey not my fault!)

[x] You’re clever.

[ ] Your favorite color is orange.

[ ] People tend to be charmed by you.

[ ] You’re a hopeless romantic.

[ ] You have a strong sense of self.



[X] You question everything. (I get paranoid about everything)

[X] You’re very defiant.

[x] You’re spontaneous.

[x] You’re a rebel with a cause. (No more TWILIGHT!!! It's a sin to humanity!!)

[x] You would do absolutely anything for justice.



[ ] You like "secrets".

[x] You like sugar cubes.

[ ] Others often describe you as sexy or gorgeous.

[ ] You’re a skilled swimmer. (I nearly drowned in the baby pool! hehe :D)

[X] When you’re anxious, your hands have to be occupied—with knots or something of that nature.

[ ] You’re very popular, but don’t want to be.

[x] You’re protective.



[ ] You’re innocent. (Haha, yeah, sure...)

[x] You adore animals.

[x] You love helping people in need.

[ ] People seem to be fond of you. (When I was little maybe but not now. I'm not as cute as I was back then)

[ ] Over time you’ve become quite wise. (HA!)

[x] You are nurturing.



[x] You’re creative.

[x] You root for the underdog.

[x] You dress simply.

[x] You stand up for your cause.

[ ] Your hair is simple and easily manageable. (My hair is a mess 24/7. Unless my mum forces me into a chair to straighten it that is)

[x] You tend to have brilliant ideas. (For stories yes :D)



[ ] You’re materialistic.

[ ] You’ve dyed your hair a wild colour.

[ ] You’re somewhat naive.

[ ] You’re chirpy.

[X] You’re punctual and hate lateness.

[ ] Etiquette is important to you. (haha your jokin right? Me? Oh. . .your serious)



[x] You’re very sarcastic.

[ ] You get drunk often.

[ ] People might find you condescending.

[ ] Outsmarting others is a talent of yours.

[X] You’re very lonely.



[ ] You’re a bold, gutsy person.

[x] People might call you crazy.

[X] You want things to be fair.

[x] You’ve had a rough time in life.

[X] You really don’t like most people.

[x] You don’t like being in water. (I'll refer you back up to Finnick. Nearly drown in a freakin baby pool!)



[x] You love music.

[ ] You’re small and graceful.

[x] You hum often. (Or randomly sing)

[x] You inspire others. (unintentionally)

[ ] You’re always hungry.

[x] People underestimate you.


The Hunger Games Question's about you!;

(1- If you are someone in Panem, which District would you like to live in?- I'm Welsh so I can't work it out but I chose district. . .11. I root for Rue!

(2- If you were called up to the Hunger Games, in the reaping- how old would you want to be?-A bit older I guess but I wouldn't mind if I was put it now as I'm 14. *shrugs*

(3- If your name was called in the reaping, what would your stratagy be?-Uh. . .resist the urge to pull off Effie's wig? I mean, what does her hair really look like?

(4- At the traning centre, you throw a spear and it hits bullzeye. Behind you, you hear some tributes mocking you, what would you do?- It's very unlikely I'd get a bullzeye but if the tributes mock me I'll just smile cuz' I know they're just jealous of my imaginary spear skills!! Stop lying HungerWho37, you have a temper as short as a stick, you'll tell them that they're just jealous and throw a couple punches before you get told off for fighting.

(5- In the traning centre, what weapon would you choose to be your best?- Camoflague! I can't paint too well but I'm more artisitic than I'am at using any of the training center's weapons.

(6- What would your stratagy be for the interview with Ceaser Flickerman?-Be myself, I mean, I'd rather get sponsers for my real personality. Not some stratagy my mentor made up. And I'm about as nutty as Jenifer Lawerence anyway so I think I can pull a few sponsers.

(7- Would you team up with the Careers in the Arena?-Nah, what's the point? When they decide to kill me then I have no chance. *shrugs*

(8- If you are well stocked in the arena and you came across a helpless, starving thirteen year old tribute, from another district what would you do to him/her?- Help them! Duh!

(9- If you ever got the chance to meet President Snow, what would you say/do?- I don't know about President Snow but if I ever met President Coin I'd kick the crap out of her for being responsible for Prim's death.

You have been taken from your district,

To fight, till death,

With no way out, but to kill..

Make sure you can tell friends, from foes,

Life or death, Do not be fooled,

These are the Hunger Games.

The pairs people come up with these days...

Pairing Clove and Marvel is disgusting. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Pairing Prim and Cato is disgusting. Copy and paste this on to your profile if you agree.

Pairing Rue and Thresh is disgusting. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Pairing Katniss and Haymitch is disgusting. Copy and paste this on you profile if you agree.

Pairing Katniss and Cato is disgusting, Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Pairing Glimmer and Cato is disgusting. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Pairing Seneca and Katniss is disgusting. Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Yay for Clato! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Yay for Gadge! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Yay for Prory! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Yay for everlark (Peeta and Katniss)! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Yay for Annick! Copy and paste this on your profile if you agree.

Glarvel is okay...

ganna ( Gale and Johanna) is okay...

Haffie is okay...

The Hunger Games basically takes away what makes people who they are. Stripping it from them as they slip out of life, whether painful or not. (Below written by myself, HungerWho37)

Glimmer-District One-She shone like the sun and glimmered like her name. They always thought she was a dunce because she was blonde and beautiful. But that once beautiful girl died unrecognizeable as herself.

Marvel-District One-Known as the boy with the spear. A spear that pierced the hearts of many. A spear that ends up being the reason of his death. The thing he loved the most backfired on him.

Clove-District Two-Whose bragging and cloating becomes the tail end of her death.

Cato-District Two-A once strong and powerful boy broken into a zillion pieces as everything he is is torn to shreds.

Foxface-District Five-We don't know her name. We never did. She was named Foxface because of her fox-like features. Someone so smart and cunning got outwitted by a fruit.

Rue-District Eleven-Her death was the most riduculous wasn't it? A girl who danced through the trees and flew like a bird died in the one place she truely belonged. The Forest.

Thresh-District Eleven-A hard boy who barely spoke spared the saviour of his best friend, only to be murdered for his bravery.

Cinna-The Captiol-A smart and creative man murdered for his creativity.

Mags-District four-Bravely stepping in for the mentally unable and dying the same way.

Wiress- District three-Smart and clever but killed by another for her genius.

Finnick Odair-District Four-Misunderstood and fragile, always has a new girl on his arm, really just wanted one person to love him. And once he got them he died in one of the most gruesome ways possible.

Primrose Everdeen-District Twelve-Small and dainty, face as fresh as a raindrop, always wanted to be a doctor, killed doing the thing she dreamed of.

Doctor Who!!

Short poem :)

Fezzes are red
The TARDIS is blue
Bow Ties are cool
And so are you!

(Well, your cool if you review my story!!! OK I'm starting to sound desperate. Also, reviewers get inter-cyber space hugs!!!!! :D)

Now for a Whovian prayer :D

Our TARDIS throughout in space
The Doctor by thy name
The Silence comes and demons run
Our Earth as it was in Gallifrey
Save us this day from the weeping angels
And prevent cybermen from upgrading us all
As we prevent the sontarans
from conquering the planet
Lead us not into the Vasta Nerada
But deliver us from the daleks
For thine is the TARDIS, the bows ties, and the Fezzes forever and ever

My last hope

Dear Doctor,

I never fell down the rabbit hole and made it to Wonderland.
Peter never came to my window searching for his shadow.
I didn't recieve my invitation to Hogwarts on my eleventh birthday.
And my closet isn't a portal to Narnia, it's just a complete mess.
You may be my last hope for a great adventure.
I want to travel with you into the stars.
Do you think I could run away with you into all of space and time?

Sincerely: A girl who dreamed

If you think Bow ties are cool, put this on your profile.

If you think Fez's are cool, put this on your profile.

If you think Stetsons are cool, put this on your profile.

If you think the 11th doctor is completely and undeniably cool, put this on your profile.

If you cried when River said she would suffer more then every being in the universe if she had to kill The Doctor, put this on your profile.

If you have ever imagined Rory The Roman running into a room, still putting his roman sandal on, put this on your profile.

If you believe Every incarnation of The Doctor is your Doctor, put this on your profile

Fave Doctor Who quotes!

Always bring a banana to a party, bananas are good - 10th Doctor

You're Mr. Thick, Thick, Thicky, Thickface from Thicktown, Thickiana! And So's you're dad! - 10th Doctor

The eyes are not the windows to the soul they are the doors, beware what may enter there- 11th Doctor

Look at these people, consider their potential. From the day they arrive on this planet, blinking step into the sun, there's more to see that can ever be seen there's more to do . . .no wait that's the Lion King. . . but the point still stands! - 10th Doctor.

Spoilers *wink*- River Song

Geromino!!!-11th Doctor

Before I go I just want to let you know that you were fantastic. Absoloutely fantastic. And you know what? So was I!-9th Doctor

Would you like a jelly baby?-4th Doctor

Reverse the Polarity of the Neutron Flow-Multiple Doctors

What's the point in being an adult if you can't be childish somtimes?-4th Doctor

I want you safe. My Doctor. The Sun and Moon, the day and night. I see everything. . . and it hurts-Rose Tyler

New teeth, that's weird. . .so where was I? Oh that's right! Barcelona!-10th Doctor

I don't want to go-10th Doctor

Oi! Watch it spaceman!-Donna Noble


I never would, just remember that, I never would-10th Doctor

There's one thing you never put in a trap if your smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there is one thing you never, ever put in a trap. . . me! -11th Doctor

Allonsy!-10th Doctor

There's this man, called the Doctor. He's saved our lives so many times and we didn't even know he was there. He never stops, he never stays and he never asks to be thanked. I know because I've seen him! I know him. I love him. . .
-Martha Jones

Demon's Run when a good man goes to war, night will fall and drown the sun, when a good man goes to war. Friendship dies and true love lies, night will fall and the dark will rise when a good man goes to war. Demon's run but count the cost. The battle's won but the child is lost...-River Song

Amy:You think you'll just come back?!
Rory:When don't I?!

The universe has to move forward. Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love. Whether it's a world or a relationship. . .everything has it's time. And everything dies.-Sarah-Jane Smith

Tick Tock

Tick Tock, goes the clock, and what things shall we see?
Tick, Tock, until the day, that thou shall marry me.

Tick, Tock, goes the clock, and all the years they fly,
Tick tock, and all too soon, you and I must die.

Tick Tock, goes the clock, we laughed at fate and mourned her,
Tick Tock, goes the clock, even for the Doc. . .

Tick Tock, goes the clock, he cradled and he rocked her
Tick Tock, goes the clock, even for the Doctor.

One, Two, Three, four. . .

One Two Three Four, I declare a time war,
Five, six, seven, eight, The Daleks scream exterminate!
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve, The Doctor died and silence fell,
Twelve, eleven, ten, nine, here he goes back in time,
eight, seven, six, five, saving everybody's lives,
four, three, two one, grab her hand whisper 'run!'

Someday you'll come back to me

A wooden blue box, that's how they see you, but I see you as you before you took off to the stars.
You stole my heart. You were taken away from me, all I could do was watch. Your flesh took of to the stars but your heart stayed with me. Fallen angel. Someday I hope to find you again, back a s you were before you left,someday we'll be together, my fallen angel, I love you. If you see a little blue box flying through the night: give me a shout, I'll sqeeuze you tight, 'cause that's my fallen angel in fall flight.

The Doctor

The Doctor, he's like that little kid on the playground who plays alone because the other kids are leary of him because he wears a bowtie and keeps to himself. But every now and then, someone comes along, someone who is looking to escape and see the world. They walk over to him in the playground and ask if they can play too. I think he lives for those moments.

Afterword-By Amelia Williams

Hello old friend.

And here we are. You and me, on the last page.

By the time you read these words, Rory and I will be long gone, so know that we lived well and we're very happy and, above anything else, that we will love you. Always.

Sometimes I do worry about you though. I think, once we're gone you won't be coming back here for a while, and you might be alone, which you should never be.

Don't be alone Doctor.

And do one more thing for me: There's a little girl waiting in a garden. She's going to wait for a long while, so she's going to need a lot of hope.

Go to her. Tell her a story.

Tell her, that if she's paitent, the days will come that she'll never forget. Tell her she'll go to the sea and fight pirates, and fall in love with a man who'll wait 2,000 years to keep her safe, tell her she'll give hope to the greatest painter who ever lived, and save a whale in outer space.

Tell her this is the story of Amelia Pond. And this is how it ends.

Why is the box blue?

Rose went away, so the Doctor was blue,
Ask Donna 'Where's the Doctor?' she reply, 'Doctor Who?'
Sarah Jane, Martha and now both the Ponds too, have been with the Doctor and they've all gone too.
So ask me ask me again, why the TARDIS is blue:
There's a sad man inside, with his hearts torn in two.

Fairytale Companions

Doctor Who is basically a Sci-fy FairyTale. Think of it from the companions point of view:

Rose is Little Red Riding Hood who was afraid of the Big Bad Wolf.
Martha is Dorothy as she was transported away in a building in a storm who returned home to her family. . . having seen the wizard for who he really is.
Donna is Alice as she tumbled into another world and refused to hold her tongue but it was probably all a dream. . .
Amy is like Wendy as she flew away with her imaginary friend who later returned for her daughter.

All Companions get a name for themselves. . .

Rose-The Bad Wolf
Martha-The Girl who walked the earth
Donna-The most important woman
Amy-The Girl who Waited
Rory-The Last Centurion


Rose-The One he lost
Reintte-The One who took the slow path
Martha-The One who left
Nurse Redfern (a.k.a Joan)-The One he once loved
Donna-The One who Forgot
River-The One who's living backwards
Amy-The One who waited
Rory-The One he made jealous
Idris (TARDIS)-The One who just wanted to say hello



Owen/Diane or Owen/Katie
Gwen/Rhys or Gwen/no-one as she's a Mary Sue

Did anyone else realize that Torchwood is an anagram of Doctor Who???

Share this if you have stood at the Water Tower for ages waiting for the perception filter lift to the Hub to work!

Share this if you've contributed to the Ianto Shrine!

Now for a load of random stuff!!!

Hey Popular Kids! If your so cool, why don't you have a candy named after you?

Yours Sincerly, the Nerds

95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of girls would scream and cry if Justin Bieber was about to jump off the top of the Empire State Building, 4% would grab a chair, get some soda and popcorn and yell, "JUMP!" at the top of your lungs, paste this onto your profile if your that 1% that would push him off the building before he has second thoughts screaming, "DIE BITCH!"

96% of girls would cry if they saw Justin Bieber about to jump from a very high plane 20,000 feet in the air with no parachute. If you're in the 4% that would bring a cooler of food and drinks and a lawnchair and watch then copy and paste this in your profile. (I'd video tape it!)

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a six story building. Copy this into your profile if you're part of the 10 percent yelling JUMP!! and eating popcorn with fireworks ready :)

paste this onto you profile and add your name to this list if you are pasting this onto your profile to make it longer: InSaNeAnNiE,HungerWho37

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, fictionlover14, Saffire55, queen92a, Kaitie Kaye, anime-lover10, lindsey and marie enterprises, Phantom Time Lord, HungerWho37

If you have ever heard the voices of the characters of the book you're reading in your head...copy/paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says "if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven."

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you claim to have no life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bare bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery, etc.) then copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile


If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14,StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey,Narnia Queen, Queen Natalie the Creative, Riley Cullen17, EdmunPevensie for evermore, Rated L for Loser, FireyHeart33, newbie11, HungerWho37

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me DUMB won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you BEAUTIFUL.

Got a problem with me? Solve it

Think I'm trippin'? Tie my shoe.

Can't stand me? Sit down.

Can't face me? Turn around.

Love me? Great.

Hate me? Even better.

Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me.

Don't like my style? Don't like yours.

Don't know me? Don't judge me.

Think you know me? You have NO idea!

I'm me. Hate it? Get over it.


Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you that

YOUR GANGSTA NAME (1st 4 letters izzle):


YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal)

sappahire panda

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on)

Jacqueline Westland

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)


YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite drink)

purple hot chocolate

YOUR ARABIC NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, 1st letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)


YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):
black Doogle


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me: Genetics "I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me Wisdom "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about Justice "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you start dancing in Wal-Mart to it's cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when you have a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!” Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you memorized every single line of the Harry Potter series. Crazy is when your so obsessed with CSI that you bang on the T.V. every now and then to see if Grissom will come out . Crazy is when you’re going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when your crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends your 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. When you go to look at cats and can't stop. Crazy is when your binder of Spanish vocabulary words gets so big and thick that you title it Harry Potter and the Spanish Vocabulary. Crazy is when you doze off playing your virtual iPod in your head and are snapped out of it when I friend asks you why your wiggling to what seems like a beat. Crazy is when you stand on the street corner dressed in snazzy costumes and sing the Lollipop song at the top of your lungs while waving at random cars as they drive by. Crazy is when you fall out of bed and then ask the floor if it's OK. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Jasper Hale is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you try to make up the twilight characters signatures. Crazy is when you go on a sugar high when you haven't eaten anything sugary all day. Crazy is when someone knocks you flat on your back and your the one who gets up laughing. Crazy is when you draw shoes on your revision paper when you're supposed to be revising. Crazy is when you scream when the toaster pops after watching something kind of scary. Crazy is when you start having illusions after playing Guitar Hero for hours with your cousin. Crazy is when you get drunk with soda. Crazy is when you count the number of steps you take while walking. Crazy is when you've done all of these things. Crazy is when you suddenly forget what you were going to do. Crazy is when you don't noticed something that is right in front of your eyes. Crazy is when you suddenly decide to hit someone and laugh when he/she yells. Crazy is when you become obsessed with every single book you read. Crazy is when you stay up until 3:00 in the morning reading. Crazy is when you tell everyone who will listen that Effie Trinket is awesome,and in your perfect Mockingjay ending she would marry Haymitch,it would turn out that Cinna wasn't dead,and Katniss dies alone because she's a Mary Sue., Crazy is when,(Hunger Games Spoiler:O) even though Finnick Odair died convince everyone he is still alive because of you mad ninja skillls!!!! Crazy is when you and your friends all have fruit names from, Stanly and the Pineapple. :) Crazy is when you got to Walmart, go to the dressing rooms, sit, and suddenly yell out, theres no toilet paper! Crazy is laughing out randomly during final exams and making other people stare at you. CRAZY IS WHEN YOU STAY UP PAST MIDNIGHT READING FANFICTION! crazy is when at school the smoke alarm goes off and you and your best friend start digging a hole in the sand because you convinced the school will blow up and you two will be the only ones alive and you'll be FAMOUS of course it's also crazy to fill out school application forms for characters in books. Crazy is when you and your friends decide to create their own world where one friend has five dads and has died ten times.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!


You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Actually I have an obession of loving to see people fall off cliffs on t.v)
You've played with/against boys on a team
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck. (Is it wrong that I laughed during 'Titanic'? And I mean the whole Rose and Jack thing as the real titanic was a tragedy)
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. (D.S.)
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV
Gory movies are cool. (because the hunger games is gory and it's the best movie EVER! I hate any other gory film) You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. (Well,just one but same diff)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.



You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop
You wear eyeliner.
You go to your mom for advice (I go to my dad)
You wear the color pink.
You consider cheerleading a sport.(No cheerleading in my neck of the woods anyway)
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. (idk if this counts cuz its part of my school uniform)
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Well, I've never watched it)
You were in gymnastics/dance (Got kicked out of gymnastics when I refused to do a tumble over and I got bored of irish dancing.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.(more like 50) You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (to bad my friends wont let me)
Like being the star of every thing


Put this in your profile if you love to laugh!

(Put this on your page if u like music) (o) music

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Try Not to Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are..

o_o) This is Bunny.

Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.


If you ever stayed up all night copy and paste this into your profile

If when people call you crazy you take it as a complament copy and paste this onto you profile

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forget what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you believe that children are actually much smarter than most adults, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever gone crazy looking for something that was in your hand all along, copy and paste this into your profile

If your school notebook has more doodles than notes in it, copy and paste this into your profile

If FanFiction to you is what MySpace or Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. (says you!)(just another four inches..come on.)

If you like stuff, then copy and paste this onto you're profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this, psas it on!

Did you know the average person only reads three books per year? If you do not even believe it is possible to read that little, copy and paste this to your profile.

95% of teenagers are worried about being popular. If you are part of the 5% who are not, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever stayed up and read past 4 in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

f You've Ever Wished You Could go into a Book and Strangle Some of the Characters for Being so Incredibly Dumb, Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile

Copy this in your profile if you actually think it would be cool to get reaped for the hunger games

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’) -If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’ -If you live off of sugar. -If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper. -If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard. -If people think you might have A.D.D. -If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D. -If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense. -If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason. -If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason. ( unbelievably true)

A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13 People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer. Put this on your profile if you are against bullying and stereotyping


Colour- Sappahire

Drink- Hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows

Shop- book stores

Animal- Panda Bears

Movie- The Hunger Games or Detention. Whichever. . .

Book- ... The Hunger Games (all of them), Doctor who books and Fallen series (all of them, except not finished last one!)

Songs- Safe and sound, My heart will go on, I will always love you, Rue's Lullaby, Hanging Tree, Who's laughing now, Rumour has it, Big Bang 2, Everthing is Changing, Kiss The Girl (both disney and Chamelon Circuit), Still not ginger, K.9's Lament, Some Nights, Wings, Read all about it.

Artist- Taylor Swift, Adele, Jessie J, Skrillex, Chamelon Circuit, Fun, Little Mix.

Website- Fanfiction, youtube, Gallifrey Base, DeviantArt

Random: Always take a banana to a party. I like Banana's. Banana's are good. . . huh? Me random? Nah *cough*

What do you do in your spare time- Write, read and draw. Also go on laptop.

What do you wish you had more time to do- Write and work on my art

What's your usual hair style- long and loose. And probably messy as it's untameable.

Who would you die for?- Family and friends. Isn't that obvious? Maybe a couple of Doctor Who stars too . . .

Who are your best friends?- LoL McGlinchey what about ye?! and HAMCS

Sooo just found some more random getting to know you questions so I thought I would answer them, don't worry I'm not expecting you to read this, I know it's definitely not interesting, just thought I would make my profile a bit longer :P

Apple juice or orange juice?- Don't make me chose! . . .uh. . .Orange!

Are you a morning or a night person?- both, I stay up late and early in the morning at the same time!

What was your favorite childhood television program?- Polka Dot Shorts, tweenies, teletubbies, blue's clues

If you could have any superpower what would it be?- Invisibilty so I can trip people up and punch the people I hate without them knowing it's me. Oh and time travel! No! Wait! A TARDIS seed! Give me a TARDIS seed! I can grow my own TARDIS! Yeah, you grow them. So what?

What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?- you know what? I can never remember!

What's your favourite colour?- sappahire

What's your favourite animal?- Panda bear or rainbow dash

Do you believe in ghosts?- No. All supernatural happens have logical explanations if not just set up by crazy idiots on Youtube.

Have any bad habits?- I play with my hair.

Have any celebrity crushes?- What?! Me . . .no. . .OK maybe two but I'm not telling who. Initials JH and DT. Can you guess?? o.o

Any tattoos or piercings?- used to have my ears pierced but I let them close over.

Do you see yourself getting married within the next 5 years?- NO WAY!

Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid- Just being wild and free and not having as much homework. Oh how I miss 2 plus 2=?

What would be your dream job?- Actress but author by second nature

Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?- No, even though my mum thinks I should have been a boy, I'm happy as a girl.

Do you believe in the afterlife? Yup. I try to ignore TorchWood and hope that there is something out there after death.


Name : HungerWho37! What? My real name? Like I'm going to tell you that!

Age: Guess, go on I dare ya!

Favorite color: Sapphire Blue

Favorite website: Fanfiction, DeviantART, Facebook, Youtube and Gallifrey Base

Current Fandom: Doctor Who, Torchwood, The Hunger Games and Cirque du Freak (the saga of Darren Shan)

Favorite characters in said Fandom: Martha Jones, Ianto Jones, Peeta Mellark and Steve (I also like Evra and Darren, but I kinda like the bad guys now and then.)

Favorite book series: The Hunger Games

Favorite movie: The Hunger Games and Detention.

Why?: Hunger Gamesbecause it's awesome! Full stop. (Not as good as the books though and the mistakes irked me) Detention because it's hilarious and random. I mean come on, what other film has a time travelling bear?

What nationalities are you?: I was born in Northern Ireland but moved to Cardiff when I was three so I have the accent and know the language. So. . . uh. . .Irish/Welsh

Favorite food: Chinese-Crispy Shredded Chicken with Fried rice and Gravy

Appearance Well, I have brown hair which is shoulder length, blue eyes with brown flecks, I'm quite tall and I need glasses (my pair are sorta like the 10th Doctor's nerdy glasses but are a bit thicker and are purple)

Favorite drink: Hot Chocolate wih cream and marshmallows or Sprite

Favorite TV show: Doctor Who and Torchwood

People I know from here outside outside of here: Cupcakesprinkles14

Favorite type of music: I don't mind as long as the song is good

Favourite male artist: The Guys from Chamelon Circuit!

Favorite female artist: That one girl from Chamelon Circuit!

Favorite band: Chamelon Circuit!

Favorite song: 'Everything is changing' by chamelon circuit or 'Safe and Sound' by Taylor Swift

Favorite word: Allon-sy!

Ninja name: oooh Swift Kicking Ninga Mel! Kinda lame but I don't care!

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

It really is, so much more of a big deal. And none of this-

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

My desk :)

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?


4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

Around one o'clock am

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

01:04am! Beat that bitches!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

That annoying barking dog down the road

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Going to my opticians appointment

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My remote control Dalek

9. What are you wearing?

My giraffe PJ's

10. Did you dream last night?


11. When did you last laugh?

When I watched Come Dine with Me earlier and this guy had a t-shirt on that said- 'Fat People are harder to kidnap'

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Doctor Who Posters, A Hunger Games poster, a photo of me, some of my Doctor Who and Hunger Games drawings and a Mickey Mouse canvas

13. Seen anything weird lately?

A man who can make anything out of Cardboard on Blue Peter earlier

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Meh. It's Ok

15. What is the last film you saw?

The Dark Knight Rises. I dropped my popcorn down the stairs. . .

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Books. Unlimted Books. And I'd hire a better writer for Doctor Who. I have dealt with Steven Moffat's crap for two years now. Series 7 better be better. . .

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I have been shot before

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?


19. Do you like to dance?

Well, duh!

20. Obama:

What? That American President? Dude, I'm from the UK!

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Clara or Melaine

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?


23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Nah, I like it here. We have the Water Tower from Torchwood and an Ianto Shrine. I'm good.

24. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?


Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

If you . . .

love to read and act crazy,

laugh and have fun,

ignore people who call you names or think you are less than them,

are always there to help your friend in their greatest time of need,

run bare foot through the grass just for the joy of the sea of cold green that tickles your feet,

spend as much time outside as you do reading or on the computer,

are a night owl who hardly sleeps,

act weird and crazy just to scare other people or make them laugh with you,

then we would be great friends. :D Copy and paste this in your profile if this is you, and add your name to the list:




7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples

It's always darkest before dawn

I have not failed, i have just found 1,000 ways that won't work.- Thomas Edison

With great power, comes great need to take a nap.- Nico DiAngelo, The Last Olympian

A genius is someone who shoots for something no one else can see, and hits it.

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back

Shoot for the moon, 'cause if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time- to-time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.- Miss Piggy.

No day is so bad, that it can't be fixed with a nap.- Carrie Snow

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because i know i'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde.

The thing you hate about yourself tends to be the thing everyone likes about you.- Nicole Kidman

The only thing worse than a liar, is a bad liar.

There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train.

I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

I used up all my sick I called in dead.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

I smile because I have no idea what's going on!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

What happens if you get scared half to death... twice?

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous.

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really remember.

Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over

When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip 'n slide

They say 'guns don't kill people, people kill people.' well, I think that the gun helps. you wouldn't kill too many people standing there yelling 'BANG!'

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it were your last, which is why I don't do my laundry. I mean, come on, who would wanna wash clothes on the last day of their life?

Silence is golden . . . duct tape is silver.

Be insane- well behaved people never made history.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

To the world you are just one person, but to one person, you're the world.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and was too stubborn to ask for directions.(just the way I like 'em)

It's always in the last place you look . . . of course it is, why would I keep looking for it?

Happiness is just around the corner! . . . Too bad the world is round . . .

I'm not random . . . I just have many thou- OH, A SQUIRREL!! (OR) you just can't think as fast as me.

WARNING: Do not follow in my footsteps. I tend to walk into walls and off cliffs.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the people you hate.

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!

When life gives you lemons squirt them in life's eyes, then run far, far away.

When life gives you lemons tell Chuck Norris to round house kick life in the face while you make lemonade for him because that was the deal.

An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, and so there is an 'I' in MEATPIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then procede to tell you why it's not.

Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible.

Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon!

I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

There are three kinds of people- those who count, and those who can't

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.

The quality of life is not determined by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed.

Copy and paste this on your profile if you HATE racism!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that, put it in your profile!

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put s and u together

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your butt.

Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Your mistake.

Your choice.

But it's not your life.

So don't take away another life because you made a mistake.

If you're against abortion, repost this and add your name to the list. samredlamb7, dalek bob, HungerWho37

I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.


I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up.


I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. I am the girl kicked out of her home, because I confided in my mother I'm a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets, because no one will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself weeks before graduating high school. It was just too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us because she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not even allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until somebody told me only lesbians do that. I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't always have to deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love. I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them. I am the boy tied to the fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson".



Ok, this is definetly random but this is, like, my favourite quote ever!! I don't watch Dawson's Creek though. I sorta heard it on a Hunger Games video on Youtube...

Whats a soulmate?
It's a.. Well, it's like a best friend, but more. It's the one person in the world that knows you better than anyone else. It's someone who makes you a better person, well, actually they don't make you a better person... you do that yourself-- because they inspire you. A soulmate is someone who you carry with you forever. It's the one person who knew you, and accepted you, and believed in you before anyone else did or when no one else would. And no matter what happens.. you'll always love them.

Yeah, don't ask me why I like it. I just do. I think it's touching :)

Heddwch Allen! :D xoxox

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The Special One, the Madwoman, and the Alien by Mariquita-Gatanegra reviews
Jadelyn Collins and Melody Curran are just normal girls. But when nice unpopular girls suddenly become cruel and popular, it's up to Jade, Melody, and their friend Kaden to stop them. But they do need help. In fact, what their school needs is a Doctor. Or a crazy physics teacher. Story better than summery, rated T to be safe. Written by HungerWho37 and I. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,156 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012
No Surprises by Nmoreblack reviews
He thought they made an odd pair, the two of them. The oddness, he thought sadly, surely rested with him. Katniss thought they were perfect. He was perfect. Modern day AU.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,660 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
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Everybody Dies reviews
Didn't you know that everybody dies? On my sixteenth birthday I was reaped for the 74th Hunger Games, the worst gift you could possibly imagine. Even worse, I have a girl I want to protect, a pair of shoes to look after and feelings for a career from District 2 that I have to confront. Didn't you know that everyone dies? But in the midst of this chaos, I'm determined to win.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,838 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 5/26/2014 - [Peeta M., Cato] Clove, Katniss E.
Blackpool reviews
"I see that wedding band on your finger but I don't care. And I know, deep down, you don't either. Because true love is never easy, but it must be fought for. Because once you find it, it will never be replaced. There are eight billion people in this world and you are the one that I want. The truth is, I never believed in love. That is, until I met you."
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,499 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Peeta M., Cato] Clove, Katniss E.
Peeta's World reviews
My mum has taken off, so I thought I'd keep record of everything for when she comes back. That includes weird stuff that my family gets up to, and my totally honest feelings about school, snogs and cringeful situations. Plus, my feelings about being the only normal one in a house that looks like a cross between an animal sanctuary and a DIY shop. Welcome to my weird life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,948 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/13/2014 - Published: 5/11/2014 - [Cato, Peeta M.] Katniss E., Delly C.
The Winged Creature reviews
One of the Doctor's many nicknames is 'The Lonely Angel.' What if that nickname wasn't his? What if it was The Oncoming Storm and His Lonely Angel. What if he was never as alone as people think he is? Starts at the beginning of his childhood to the present day. Sorry I suck at summaries but the story is much better. Please give it a shot! 10th Doctor and OC. No slash. Yet anyway.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,304 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012
Through the eyes of Leslie Burke reviews
AU: The Terabithian rope snapped. But the wrong person fell. How will Leslie cope when the impossible occurs and Jesse is taken from her forever? She learns that keeping your mind wide open doesn't grant all wishes. Doesn't mean she's going to stop trying.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Jess A., Leslie B.
Red Roses drip of blood reviews
Ontop of the coffin is a bed of roses. A bed of white roses as a symbol of memorial of the dead boy inside, about to be buried. The colour white symbolizes cleansing, purity, shining beauty. Among the white roses is a red one, a warning, a threat, and a clear message: 'I know what you are.' This rose is different though, it isn't red by grown nature, this rose drips of blood.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,184 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Darren Shan, Steve Leonard
Screams from the Past-The Epiphany reviews
Sequeal to Echos of The Descendant. Primrose is still fighting to win the rebellion, even if everything seems to be going against her. When a supernatural happening causes her to be transported into the bodies of previous District 12 tributes in previous Hunger Games, what can she do to escape? Will she discover the Epiphany or be trapped in a vicious cycle of death forever?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Other tributes
Echos of the Descendant reviews
I once got told that nothing bad would ever happen to me. I would be safe for the rest of my life with nothing to worry about. I would never have to fear for my life and I would never, ever, have to go through what my parents did. But I never believed it. I knew, some day, what my parents did in the past would come back to haunt me. And it did. And my family suffered.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 92,972 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Other tributes - Complete