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Joined 07-27-12, id: 4158790, Profile Updated: 11-07-13
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Star Trek: 2009, StarTrek: The Original Series, Victorious, and Thor.

BIO :

Kit Kat and Rit Rat, two great fic writers.

This is Kit Kat speaking. Rit Rat mainly writes Star Trek. I mainly write Harry Potter, but I will occasionally branch out to something else. I will read Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Kane Chronicles, Downton Abbey, Victorious (TEAM BECK/CAT!!!!!), Artemis Fowl, and the very rare Twilight.

For you Potterheads out there, I am a Hufflepuff and Rit Rat is a Slytherin. We are both Pottermore certified. I write mainly Drama and Rit Rat does mostly Friendship and dabbles in Humour. I am more inclined to write Romance than Rit Rat is. -Kit Kat


This is Kit-Kat: So everybody knows I ship Drastoria, I live, breathe, and speak Drastoria. However, I have a thing for Drinny, too. Draco/Ginny is so perfect it's Drastoria's only real competition, in my head. So favs..

D/G

D/A

Narcissa/Lucius

Fleur/Bill

Ron/Hermione

Minerva/Albus

Ollivander/My OC

Rit-Rat: Kay peoples, if you're reading this, and you write Star Trek, I have a suggestion. I've recently become hooked on McCoy/Chapel pairings. They're great! But there aren't that many, and I've read all the ones I plan on reading. I don't really want to write any myself. So, give it a shot? Please? Preferably a longish story without too much language (I know McCoy is a pottymouth, but really excessive use of language gets on my nerves. A little bit is fine). So, for me? I'll love you forever.

I also like Doctor/Donna, Master/Donna, and Doctor/Idris (TARDIS).


Random Announcements:

Hey! This is KitKat and I have something to say about Favorite Authors/Stories I've noticed it's the newer authors that have fewer fav author/stories and that the 'old' authors have TONS. I just wanted to let you know that IS NOT true in our case. I only add a favourite author if it is literally laugh-out-loud funny or AMAZINGLY written. In short, anything on our fav list is definitely worth your time R&Ring. True Materpieces reside there. I have read those fics several times over and enjoyed them each time. And as for fav authors? You only get there if you've had MULTIPLE stories that are FANTASTIC. So if you've made either list, congrats. You're a great author :) That's why our lists are so short. Thanks. -Kit Kat

Rit-Rat: I recently found a love for Captain America and Dr. Who. Also, if you ever get a guest review from "Rit-Rat," that was probably me. My computer won't let me leave reviews while signed in, although Kit Kat's will.

This is Kit Kat, I've got an account on GoToQuizzes.com. I've got a HP Sorting Quiz on there, if you want to take it. The username is kmalfoi. Make sure to tell me if you were sorted right in the comments and that your from FF.net! Here's the link! The Best (and Most Accurate) Harry Potter House Quiz

Kit-Kat: So, I got a Fictionpress. It's under kitkatmalfoi. I've written a lot of poetry and I'm going to upload my first story soon. It'll be my first original work. Yay! 5/31/13


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The winners for my Canon Competition...!

MissingMommy: Love Cannot Conquer This --1st Place!!!!

Ryah Ignis: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8656227/2/Worth-It --2nd place!!!!

articcat621: You Are Loved --3rd place!!!!!


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Pensieve Souls by Jemennuie reviews
Amidst Voldemort's rise, a new DADA teacher joins the staff during Harry's 6th year and attempts to juggle an angry Snape who wishes he had the DADA position himself and family trouble from the past, while Hermione tries to discover the origin of Dumbledore's Pensieve; AU-ish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,842 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Severus S., OC
As Time Goes By by Silent Quicksilver reviews
Samantha Evergreen begins her sixth year at Hogwarts in 1943, but, with a spell gone horribly wrong, suddenly vanishes without a trace. Sirius Black, popular and bored, begins his seventh year in 1977 with a new Professor in Defence Against the Dark Arts: a girl, unable to return home, stuck in a time far from her own. This is their story ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 2/3/2012 - [Sirius B., OC] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
The Official List of Unofficial Rules by Saphura reviews
When a new crew member joins the Enterprise, they are sent a set of rules they won't find anywhere else.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 58,520 - Reviews: 1273 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010
A Primer for the Small Weird Loves by unicornesque reviews
"In the glow of the fires, her unkempt hair was a halo, her eyes were Baltic amber, and he was panicking." Born and raised in France, Draco Malfoy attends Beauxbatons and leads a privileged, well-ordered existence. He meets Hermione Granger for the first time at the Triwizard Tournament, and that's when things get... strange. But kind of wonderful, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 60,876 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Snapshots: Vivid Portraits in 100 Words or Less by AnneNevilleReviews reviews
These mini stories were originally written for the livejournal community hp100, which is now sadly defunct. It is now being resurrected on the Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges Forum. New participants welcome. Ongoing project.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/9/2012
Dear Scorpius by unspeakable49 reviews
They've been saying mean things about you. About you, Father, for your mistakes; about you, Mother, for marrying a Death Eater; about Grandmother, for being the perfect pureblood trophy wife; and most of all, about Grandfather. I hate it here! - A series of letters, as the Malfoys discuss their mistakes during the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,090 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M., Scorpius M. - Complete
Unthinkable Acts by AnneNevilleReviews reviews
Five years after the Dark Lord's death, Draco Malfoy struggles with lingering prejudice, embarrassing secrets, and his attraction to a most inappropriate individual. After a lifetime of following, is it possible for Draco to break the rules?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,345 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Draco M.
Virtuoso by bravenclawesome reviews
Their haunting duet had rendered them speechless...but there was no need to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/30/2013 - [Draco M., Luna L.] - Complete
In the Light of the Moon by AnneNevilleReviews reviews
These are moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Luna Lovegood, spanning many years. What happens between them when Harry isn't looking? How much does the perceptive Luna see? Can they grow together-or must they grow apart? Ongoing Collection.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Draco M., Luna L.
Golden by bravenclawesome reviews
Her friends were now connected by a long, glittering chain, forever entwined in a circle of gold...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You by Romione4Life reviews
My first songfic-ish story! Hermione is at Hogwarts for her seventh year and tells Ron she won't be visiting him for Christmas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Miserable Drinking by Epona's Chosen reviews
Ginny Weasley never thought she'd see the morning when she visited Hermione and found her in bed with Draco Malfoy. She was frozen for a moment, staring at the couple and wondering how drunk they both must have been last night. *Entry for Laux14's Greek Mythology Competition on HPFC*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Are Loved by articcat621 reviews
One shot between Harry and Ginny, written for Kitkat's Canon Ships Competition. I hope you all enjoy! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction: HP by Loyal2Artemis reviews
Hey! What do you know? We're the characters here! The Harry Potter crew is NOT pleased. Fanfiction writers, they've got them all messed up. So they're here to set these writers straight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012
I Won't Go by rainbowspring reviews
Draco thinks Astoria should leave him, because he believes she's better off without him, but Astoria has other ideas. Freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Twice As Bright by our dancing days reviews
They say stars that shine twice as bright burn half as long, but Draco isn't going to give up just yet. / Four drabbles on the death of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Draco M., Lucius M., Narcissa M., Astoria G. - Complete
I Believed by TrueLoveIs4ever reviews
This is my version of what happened after Persephone found out about Maria, Bianca, and Nico. One-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Hades, Persephone - Complete
The Games We Play by SunnyStorms reviews
Two decades later, Ginny finally learns the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2012 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
Narcissa's choice by Julie London reviews
Narcissa Malfoy reflects about her life and son on the way to Harry's dead body. A short story about why she decided to save Harry. *Written for the Mother's Day Contest*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Narcissa M., Harry P. - Complete
Daffodil by our dancing days reviews
"Narcissa used to want to be a Muggle princess, like the ones in the fairytales Andy secretly read to her. Druella broke her tiara when she was six." / 20 things you never knew about Narcissa Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Narcissa M., Lucius M. - Complete
dead by our dancing days reviews
Did it make her less of a mother if she, in all her glory, lived? / freeverse.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Narcissa M. - Complete
The Strongest Kind of Magic by CharmStone127 reviews
"Never used an Unforgivable Curse before, have you, boy?" She yelled. "You need to mean them, Potter…" "You do indeed, Bella."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Bloody marry me then ! by GingerPygmy99 reviews
What do Ron and Hermione do best ? I bet you know, but this time it ends with something unexpected
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,887 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 3,339 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Really by natida reviews
Who could ever love Draco Malfoy? And who could ever love Astoria Greengrass? They never loved each other. Not really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Elementary Hacking by Moonlite Knight reviews
It was a day to be noted for Myles and Beckett had successfully hacked their first bank account. Yet Artemis would likely feel prouder if it weren't his account that they had gone after.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Artemis F. - Complete
Rhetorical Questions by Moonlite Knight reviews
Juliet asks Artemis some rhetorical questions. Artemis responds in his own unique manner. COMPLETE
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Juliet B., Artemis F. - Complete
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The Prince and the Princess reviews
This story is basically my analysis of how everything would have been different if Loki was a girl. Updates will be slow and on the short side, but I won't post unless I feel I have good content. In the reviews, leave me some thoughts: How do you think specific scenes in the movie and aspects of Thor and Loki's relationship would be different if Loki was born a girl? More K than T.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/6/2013
Isis reviews
TOS fans-you may recall that episode with Gary Seven and his cat Isis. This is my story with Isis and Spock in the 2009 verse. Spock is slightly out of character, and I've always had a hard time writing Kirk, but please read and tell me what you think so far. Forewaring- this may turn into a Spock/Chapel, so if you despise that pairing, don't get attached to my story.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,791 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Spock
A Satisfactory Sister reviews
One day, Spock talks to his mother about her siblings. He decides that he, too, wants a sibling, and by golly, he's going to get one! Warning: general cheesiness -Rit Rat I've made some formatting changes, for those who were bothered by it. Thanks for letting me know it was distracting.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Their Little World reviews
The story of Garrick Ollivander, destined to one day be THE Ollivander, the one we know so well. Or do we? One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,768 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - G. Ollivander, OC - Complete
These Dark Days Through Someone Else's Eyes reviews
Deathly Hallows through Draco's eyes. How his relationship with Astoria progresses even through his Death Eater days. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G.
Haunted Lines and True Cliches reviews
He trusted me, and even that I could forgive him. One shot songfic, based off of Taylor Swift's song 'Haunted'. For the NEW Ultimate Taylor Swift Competition. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
No Such Thing As a Lost Cause reviews
How Hermione deals with things after the war, for my friend Glowgatch67. A Neville/Luna (and therefore slightly AU) and Romione one-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hermione G. - Complete
Of Poverty and Unrequited Love reviews
Astoria knows never to ask a question she doesn't want to hear the answer to, especially with Draco. Grammar/spelling editing done. :) One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Betrayal Is What It Was reviews
Lavender's thoughts after her and Ron's break-up. One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Lavender B. - Complete
Eternity Is a Long Time reviews
Andromeda learned something from her little sister, and it wasn't how to fall in love. One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Andromeda T. - Complete
Love Potion for Lost Souls reviews
What if Draco refused to kill Dumbledore? What if Astoria had given Draco love potion? AU one-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
Through Her Eyes reviews
Half-Blood Prince through Astoria's eyes. How she meets and falls in love with Draco Malfoy. Could be considered a sequel/companion to my fic Through Someone Else's Eyes, but you don't have to read that to understand this one. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Astoria G., Draco M. - Complete
If He Didn't Say He Loved Me reviews
Astoria wishes Draco had never told her he loved her. Because then maybe she never would have to bear the guilt of loving him back. One-shot. For the Loved and Hated Ships Competition. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
Falling For a Weasley reviews
What if Fred had taken Hermione to the Yule Ball? Written for the Loved and Hated Ships Competition. One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Through Someone Else's Eyes reviews
Half-Blood Prince through Draco's eyes, how he meets and falls in love with Astoria. Canon. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,875 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/10/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Draco M., Astoria G. - Complete
A Broken Heart Mended reviews
Cat is convinced Beck is the sweetest guy in the world. Three chapters only for now.-Kit Kat
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/19/2012 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Beck O., Cat V. - Complete
The Silver Necklace reviews
Draco feels the guilt tearing him to pieces after he accidentally curses Katie Bell. Could she ever forgive him? Maybe. Maybe not. One-shot for now. I might make it a multi-chapter later. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Draco M., Katie B.
My Song to You reviews
Songs/Poems to various characters from one another. I do not own Harry Potter, J.K. Rowling does -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012
Goodbye, Scorpius reviews
What is Draco thinking when his only son leaves for Hogwarts for the first time? One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Scorpius M., Draco M. - Complete
Hey, Ron reviews
A collection of things Fred and George told a very gullible young Ron. One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Ron W., Fred W. - Complete
Not My Second Choice reviews
Pansy is left brokenhearted, but with the help of an old friend can she once again become the life of the party? One-shot. -Kit Kat
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Craisins reviews
Spock was hooked. Ever so much better than peanuts. -Rit Rat
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
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