Fraulein Hilde
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Joined 07-09-03, id: 415891, Profile Updated: 04-14-10
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Trigun, Final Fantasy VII, Producers, and Indiana Jones.

MSN: Katie_80014@hotmail.com

I am both a full-time college student and a serious procrastinator. On the rare occasion that I am working on a multi-chapter fanfic and I happen to promise an update within the next few days there is a 95 percent chance that it is a lie. Just a heads up!

My current fandom obsession is Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. However, I also occasionally like to read fanfiction for Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Fallout 3, Star Trek TOS, and Indiana Jones.

Reviews are always appreciated and encourage me to write more! :)

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Missing Alice by teacupsandcyanide reviews
Alice lives between two worlds, trying to divide her time between her family above and her friends below. But it's like walking a tightrope, and she's about to fall off. Rated Teen for some darker themes. Originally titled We Are All Mad. Eventual AxH
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 96,816 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/30/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Inopportune by The Illegible reviews
He doesn't always catch them in the act. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Edward N./The Riddler - Complete
Patient 41B: Edward Nashton by ginnyisdacoolest reviews
In the aftermath of Batman: Arkham Asylum, the Riddler has found a new person to annoy.
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
A Bit of Sultry Before Breakfast by Chocolate Wolf reviews
Following the prompt, "Alice sleeps naked, and Tarrant comes in one morning to wake her."
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
All The Same by Random-Battlecry reviews
You've no idea how it worried me, the idea that I was just an idea. Not just that it was you dreaming me up, no, I'm flattered, dear girl! But at times there's just no substitute for flesh and blood." Alice/Hatter, after she's remembered. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Thunderbird Instead by SirusPolaris reviews
When he’s the Scotsman, he can find ways around thinking about her.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
No Man Or, Looking Glass by stfoosa reviews
The looking glass in her bedroom had always eluded Alice. Slight Hatter/Alice. Burton-Verse
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
What is He? by Waifine reviews
Alice realizes that among "Questions that need answering" the greatest one remains back in Underland. Hatter realizes that he may now he guilty of that which he once accused Alice: a terrible loss of Muchness.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Out of the Dungeon by Lavinia Lavender reviews
The morning after Integra releases Alucard from the dungeon, he makes her porridge. First chapter reposted.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,668 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Integra, Alucard
Cool Blue by DJZero reviews
REVIVED! He was always the quiet one, the calm one. Shepard counted on him to never let emotions or prior conflicts get in the way of his duty. She never gave much thought to what went on in his mind, beyond those cool blue eyes. FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,487 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Strange Experiments by thesorcerousnation reviews
At the beginning of KotCS, Indy meets a strange young woman with a tragic history and odd abilities. She sticks around for the rest of the story, and leaves her mark on more than one person... OC/Mutt
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,890 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008
Wooing by Cheshire reviews
Comic universe. Jackie Estacado learns that you really don't know what you have until it's gone. The DarknessXJackie pairing. Slight spoilers for the current run.
Darkness - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Explosions in the Sky by oksofia reviews
Complete. Dr. Polaris and Shade take an armory hostage in hopes of reaping a profit. It's in Wonder Woman's hands to stop them, but only if she employs Batman-like patience and shakes off a recent nightmare. Occurs right after "Only a Dream," JL S2 .
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Putting the Smile Back On by T-c3 reviews
The Joker is forced to speak with a counselor once a week, but this time she has a gift to help motivate him to cooperate.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
Bonding by ThinkingLady-Marethiel reviews
EDITS/ADDITIONS 6/23/08: Indy and Mutt spend an evening together trying to get to know each other a little bit more... and learn more than they expected. Rated T for language. Post KotCS, major spoilers.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
The Fight by WarrinPeace reviews
My answer to one of Fiona12690's challenges. Just an angsty little one shot about how Mutt really feels about his new found family.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Complete
Wild Goose by Twinings reviews
Chase, chase, chase, that's all we ever do. -CAT-
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,238 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Edward N./The Riddler, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Cylon Perfection by lunar47 reviews
set during Kara's imprisonment on New Caprica. She's a prisoner of cylon perfection and persistance.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2008 - K. Thrace/Starbuck, L. Conoy - Complete
Gossip by impsy reviews
Joker has an important role in making sure the secrets of the Normandy's crew are protected. Unfortunately, he accomplishes it by listening in on all of them.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
The Hazard Suit by Some Guy567 reviews
Because some things don't make sense. T for swearing.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Naruto Zombies by Keith B. Real reviews
A mysterious rain cloud turns the inhabitants of Konoha into cannibals, all except for a few who must now try and survive.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Sakura H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
The Golden Son, Light by Serria reviews
Light was the perfect son in every way. But when his mother, Sachiko, realizes that he might be suffering from depression, she isn't sure what to do. She observes him during his high school years. Depression and depression related symptoms are discussed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Matris by Jenneh reviews
FFIV: One shot. At Rosa and Cecil's wedding, Rydia is forced to consider the many roles of women and the restrictions that may have on her own dreams. A Mother's Day tribute.
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Rosa, Rydia - Complete
How To Drive A Doctor To Temporary Insanity by Schematization reviews
It's only one quick lesson. But it's fun and if you order now and read the directions carefully you can make it permanent!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2006 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy - Complete
Red, red by pyrrhy reviews
Integra cheats.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
You Know What? by JinjoJess reviews
Tifa mentally gives Cloud a piece of her mind. Oneshot. Set during AC, mild femmeslash and language.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Tifa L., Aerith G. - Complete
Sakura's Got A Gun by Muffytaj reviews
Sakura's got a gun, and it feels damn good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 905 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sakura H.
Tiptoe by spinadrift reviews
Scarlet is here for one thing, and one thing only: the materia.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Scarlet, Aerith G. - Complete
Unending by Archica reviews
Sasori makes a new doll for himself. SasorixSakura. DarkPossibly disturbing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Apathy and Apple Pie by Saulie reviews
Ryuk, who doesn't care, is in love with loopholes. Ryukcentric, not terribly coherent.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Ryuk - Complete
Self Preservation by succedissidor reviews
Mirrormask: an introspective look at Valentine. I like words, so beware longwindedness.
MirrorMask - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2005 - Complete
Better Late by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first time Kakashi was deliberately late it was only by fifteen minutes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/15/2005 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Hammered Home by spinadrift reviews
Nail Bat thought he'd be alone forever... unrequited Cloud/Nail Bat. Yeah, you read that right.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Cloud S. - Complete
Fur Elise by Kendoka Girl reviews
This is the story of a Luftwaffe pilot in WWII how his faith in the war has foundered and how he dreams only of returning to his beloved Elise. I suppose it fits this story category.
Saving Private Ryan - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/2/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005
The Barnacle by Iain2 reviews
A brief moment of horror.
Half-Life - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2005
obsession by Reno Spiegel reviews
Tseng's deep, dark secret.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2004
Coffee Break by Reno Spiegel reviews
No one interrupts a Turk's coffee break. That should be common sense.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/28/2004
Ghost Train by Reno Spiegel reviews
Gerald Johanson was a perfectly normal man with a perfectly normal job. That is, until he stepped onto Train Car Four.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/28/2004
Muses by Amazonian21 reviews
Intense look at Dark Jareth and his motives. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Complete
Another Mission by OldSmoke reviews
Col. Hargrove sends Jimmy to destroy yet another experimental U-boat.
Medal of Honor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2003
Gash and Crave by triffickie reviews
The sky will fall on us tomorrow. The Meteor approaches. Shinra holds one last party. Centers the Turks, Reno x Elena.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/29/2003
Out of the Mist: Rydia's Story by seventhe reviews
Rydia has grown to be one of the most-loved characters from FF. But what really happened to everyone's favorite green-haired summoner? This is the story of Rydia: before, during, and after the events of the War of the Crystals... [Completed]
Final Fantasy I-VI - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,220 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Complete
While the Ring went south by Thundera Tiger reviews
What happened after the Fellowship left Rivendell but before they came down off Caradhras? Behold the missing scenes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,624 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Complete
Jim, the Cigarette Man by Pisces reviews
Spike buys some ciggies and leaves the cashier with a few random dead bodies to deal with.
Cowboy Bebop - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/7/2002
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Let the Good Times Roll reviews
A set of oneshots involving the Jones family. COMPLETED.
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Comrade! reviews
Franz wakes up to find that some of his birds have broken the Siegfried Oath. Franz will now have to find new birds to reeducate in order to replace his comrades and rebuild his flock.
Producers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Silk reviews
The only part Tifa remembers is the silk. Somehow, it had slipped out of her hands.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Aerith G., Tifa L. - Complete
Forsaken reviews
I hope we meet again, Miss Stryfe. MerylDominique, femmeslash.
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Meryl, Dominique - Complete
Games reviews
You’re not as clever as you think, Sakura Haruno. This game ends today.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Ino Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Short reviews
Ed and Kain discuss something they both have in common.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Edward E. - Complete
From Behind Sunglasses reviews
A day in Konoha through the eyes of Shino Aburame.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Shino A. - Complete