Author has written 5 stories for Hunger Games.
I'm one of those fangirl types.
Quotes that if you don't love then there's something wrong with you:
Being weird is like being normal, only better!
I'm not clumsy, the floor just loves me!
You know the saying, "You are what you eat?" Well I don't remember eating any sexy beasts lately...
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Guys are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
A good friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend would be sitting next to you saying, "Dang that was fun!"
I dream of a better tomorrow...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.
Life is like a pack of gum...I still haven't figured out why.
Guys are like purses. They're cute, full of crap, and replaceable.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Boys are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Dance like no one's going to put it on YouTube.
You know that feeling when you go to bed with your entire house clean? Ya, me neither.
The Hunger Games just proves that the guy with the dough always gets the girl.
Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth. =)
Dear math, I'm not a therapist. Fix your own problems.
Friends are like bras...there for support and close to your heart.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
Walk a mile in someone's shoes--you learn something new and you get a free pair of shoes!
Friends are like slinkies...they both make you laugh when you push them down the stairs.
Whoever said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried to staple water to a tree.
Whoever said great things come in small packages hasn't seen my big screen T.V.
Happiness is just around the corner! Too bad the Earth is round!
Writers block is when your imaginary friends won't speak to you.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
Grammar saves lives: "Let's eat, Grandpa!" "Let's eat Grandpa!"
When I die, I want to die peacefully like my Grandfather in his sleep--not screaming like the passengers in his car.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!
I'm busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Procrastinators...the leaders of tomorrow.
Friends are like trees...they both fall down after hit multiple times with an ax.
My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.
Unsafe External Link