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Author has written 5 stories for Darkest Powers, Twilight, and Harry Potter.
hey all... My name is Kayla. I'm 17 years old. I live in Indiana and am the oldest of 2. my sister is 13.
i love to read and write and thought that this was perfect for me!
i will be writing in french some... but here and there and they are all correct!!!! i am taking french right now so don't bite at me.
hope ya'll like what i write!
disclaimer: i don't, under any circumstances, own any of the characters from my stories unless they aren't in the story... no matter how much i dream of them...
for SUPERnatural world lovers:
thanks guys for the reviews... ya'll are awesome... and yeah i like paul too... i wrote a story for paul/bella too called imprint desires.
Paul: You know you don't own us, right?
Me: Yes *pouts* don't remind me. *starts to cry*
Sam: Nice going jerk. You made her cry.
Seth: *wraps arms around me* Its okay Kayla. He's a jerk anyways.
Me: *sobs into Seth's chest* He's right. Paul?
Me: *Lunges at him* *Jared restrains me* Son of a b*h! Let me go! let me kill the stupid f*r! *Jared claps a hand over my mouth*
Jared: Sorry hun. Your just going to hurt yourself. *licks his hand* Thats not gonna work. *gives him the puppy dog eyes* S*t. Sorry, Paul. *releases me*
Me: *lunges at paul* your mine!!!!!!!!
To Every Guy...
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you
When she starts cussing at you
When she's quiet
When she ignores you
When she pulls away
When you see her at her worst
When you see her start crying
When you see her walking
When she's scared
When she lays her head on your shoulder
When she steals your favorite hat
When she teases you
When she doesn't answer for a long time
When she looks at you with doubt
When she says that she likes you
When she grabs at your hands
When she bumps into you
When she tells you a secret
When she looks at you in your eyes
When she misses you
When you break her heart
When she says its over
When she repost this bulletin
Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-
Tease her and let her tease you back.-
Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-
Give her the world.-
Let her wear your clothes.-
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-
Let her know she's important.-
Kiss her in the pouring rain.-
When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Paul: *hiding in a closet with fear*
Me: Come out, come out wherever you are!
Sam: You'll never find him.
Me: Hmmm... *Gives Sam the Puppy dog face*
Sam: Upstairs closet.
Me: *Runs up to the closet and opens the door and surprise attacks Paul* I've got you now!
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