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Joined 07-28-12, id: 4160151, Profile Updated: 11-08-13
Author has written 5 stories for Darkest Powers, Twilight, and Harry Potter.

hey all... My name is Kayla. I'm 17 years old. I live in Indiana and am the oldest of 2. my sister is 13.


i love to read and write and thought that this was perfect for me!


i will be writing in french some... but here and there and they are all correct!!!! i am taking french right now so don't bite at me.


hope ya'll like what i write!

disclaimer: i don't, under any circumstances, own any of the characters from my stories unless they aren't in the story... no matter how much i dream of them...


quotes:

Software is like sex: it's better when it's free.
Linus Torvalds

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Bill Cosby

Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.
Sai Baba

Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.
Marilyn Monroe


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for SUPERnatural world lovers:

thanks guys for the reviews... ya'll are awesome... and yeah i like paul too... i wrote a story for paul/bella too called imprint desires.


Paul: You know you don't own us, right?

Me: Yes *pouts* don't remind me. *starts to cry*

Sam: Nice going jerk. You made her cry.

Seth: *wraps arms around me* Its okay Kayla. He's a jerk anyways.

Me: *sobs into Seth's chest* He's right. Paul?

Paul: Yes?

Me: *Lunges at him* *Jared restrains me* Son of a b*h! Let me go! let me kill the stupid f*r! *Jared claps a hand over my mouth*

Jared: Sorry hun. Your just going to hurt yourself. *licks his hand* Thats not gonna work. *gives him the puppy dog eyes* S*t. Sorry, Paul. *releases me*

Me: *lunges at paul* your mine!!!!!!!!


To Every Guy...

To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait
To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful.
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.
To every guy that gives flowers and a card when she is sick.
To every guy who has given her flowers just because.
To every guy that said he would die for her.
To every guy that really would.
To every guy that took time to do what she wanted to do.
To every guy that she cried in front of.
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning.
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad.
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all.
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her.
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe.
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours
just to see her for ten minutes.
To every guy that would give his seat up.
To every guy that just wants to cuddle.
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her.
To every guy that tried to show how much he cared
through every word and every breath.
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one.
To every guy that believed in her dreams.
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them.
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams.
To every guy that walked her to her car.
To every guy that gave his heart.
To every guy who prays that she is happy
even if you are not with her.


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem: my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"

"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."

In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.

"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones had winked off again. However, this time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.

The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"

"Amen," replied the congregation.


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.


Paul: *hiding in a closet with fear*

Me: Come out, come out wherever you are!

Sam: You'll never find him.

Me: Hmmm... *Gives Sam the Puppy dog face*

Sam: Upstairs closet.

Me: *Runs up to the closet and opens the door and surprise attacks Paul* I've got you now!

Paul: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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the SUPERnatural world reviews
this is my version of what happened in The Summoning.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Subconscious
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battle scars reviews
was up for adoption by dirty diana. i took it in edited and added.
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