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Author has written 5 stories for Dragon Ball Z, and Homestuck.

Helloooooo I am Alice and I am 15 and like cats. I am fucking obsessed with the web comic Homestuck, till the point where there is no redemption. Other things I like are listed below;

TMNT, Dragonball/DBZ/DBGT, Pokemon, Fairy Tail, MLP:FIM, Harry Potter, Naruto/NS.

R.I.P. UCHIHA ITACHI: He was a man who loved peace and who had the strength to follow the path he had chosen even when it became unbearable. Copy and Paste this to your profile and add your name to this list if you would lay a flower on his grave: sunshinelexi, Runo 44, Bulla49, Ralf 55, CalifornianTrumpet, O-Mi-Gawd-Drama, AwakeningTheFallen, EpicMeister

THE WE HATE SASUKEXANYONE BESIDES SAKURA CLUB: If you hate any one paired with Sasuke other than Sakura copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the listDanichT02, CrazyGreyWolfGirl, SasuSaku15394, Tiger Priestess, CalifornianTrumpet, O-Mi-Gawd-Drama, AwakeningTheFallen, EpicMeister

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, Tiger Priestess, CalifornianTrumpet, O-Mi-Gawd-Drama, AwakeningTheFallen, EpicMeister

Uchiha Itachi Facts (the Chuck Norris of Naruto)

Uchiha Itachi doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Uchiha Itachi doesn't actually write haiku, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

When Uchiha Itachi goes out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.

Uchiha Itachi does not sleep, he waits.

Uchiha Itachi does not shower. He only takes blood baths.

Uchiha Itachi can divide by zero.

In the medical community, death is referred to as "Uchiha Itachi Disease"

Uchiha Itachi crossed a road. No one dared question his motives.

Lightning never strikes in the same place twice because Uchiha Itachi is looking for it.

The universe is expanding because it's running away from Uchiha Itachi

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Homestuck shit:


1. Eridan

2. Feferi

3. Jake

4. Karkat

5. Sollux

6. Aradia

7. Gamzee

8. Dave

9. Dirk

10. John

1. Have you read a five/ten fic before?

no. 0_0

2. Do you think three is hot? How hot?


3. What would happen if six got one pregnant?

im not sure how that would work out, since Aradia's a girl and Eridan's a boy :I but i guess it would be pretty funny with Eri flipping his shit and AA hitting her head against a wall.

4. Do you recall any good fics about nine?


5. Would seven and two make a good couple?


6. Four/eight or four/nine?

hhhhh karkat and dave are really cute okay theyre like best bros but daves like replacing gamzee in karkats heart and that hurts me at the same time hhhhhhhh

7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?


8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Feferi Peixes hugged her knees to herself, fuchsia tears streaking down her cheeks. It was too cruel, too cruel, for fate to do this to her. To twist her against her friend. Her best friend. Her new moirail. To make her hate her moirail for getting the troll she was flushed for... all because Feferi was flushed for him as well. It was cruel for fate to set her against Aradia Megido.

9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?


10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Glasses and Capes.

11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one?


12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash?


13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose?

On top of the world by Imagine Dragons.

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

T. No major romance or anything, probably just comedy and light fluff. :P uhhhh T

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

i dont mind you getting tangled in my cape B)

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

hhhh okay

Homestuck Pairings:

(In order.)








8.UhhStridercest? :I





13.Karkatxeveryone (that one sassy gay friend who watches chickflicks w/ you)

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Everyone Forgets Destiny's Cousin, Trouble by JuGgUlAtOr413 reviews
Well Mr. Vantas, you seem have gotten yourself into a dilemma. You may have gotten seduced by one of your students. No, you DID get seduced by one of your students. You let him talk you into the locker room for God's sake! Now his dad's huffing down you collar, and the board of administration is asking you too many questions. What are you going to do, Karkat? Talk about studying.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,065 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/27/2016 - Published: 1/19/2013 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
April's Diary by Connie Nervegas reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 304,982 - Reviews: 1131 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
Land of Humans and Trolls by Xotx reviews
On their way to the Green Sun, trolls and humans get knocked off course and into their scratched universe which is mysteriously inhabited by both species. Main pairing is Gam/Kar. Multi-chap and different POVs. Warning: Blood, smut, etc. Not for kiddies.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 202,857 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Gamzee M., Karkat V.
Purple Prose by Sushi Shea reviews
A collection of no-themed drabbles and near-one-shots about various ninja turtle things. (Discontinued)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Complete
Good Intentions by Nikkolettiana reviews
When their close friends have a child, and Karkat is jealous, what sort of conclusion is Gamzee supposed to draw? Then again, he never was the best at thinking. Gamzee/Karkat centric, mentions of other pairings. Humanstuck.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
Find A Temple, Build A Temple by eggjam reviews
"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 33,558 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Jake E., Dirk S. - Complete
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Ew, gross
Your name is RUFIOH NITRAM and you cannot believe the amount of muscle-beast shit you have seen today. But hell, at least you have your matesprit at the end of the day. (Rated M for sexually implied scenes and swearing.) ONESHOT
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/28/2014 - The Summoner - Complete
Moirails, Matespirits and All That Kind of Shit reviews
"Gamzee, open the door!" Karkat pounded on the door as hard as he could, looking over his shoulder at the injured sea-dweller who was slowly getting up, and his frenzy continued with a more mad rate. "GAMZEE! LET ME THE FUCK IN!" Eridan re-adjusted his glasses, and started walking towards Karkat staggeringly. "GAMZEE!" "Hey motherfucker." and the door opened.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,261 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Karkat V., Gamzee M.
When Things Get Too Loud reviews
Meulin Leijon, the descendant of The Disciple might have lost her hearing from Kurloz by accident, but what if she hadn't? What if her parents knew she was special? What if they had taken her back as a wriggler instead of leaving her? What if someone had come for her? What if that someone culled her parents in front of her? Oneshot; might continue if I feel like it, R&R please. :33
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Meulin L. - Complete
Orange Star Highschool reviews
Once upon a time, there was a high school on Earth. This high school was one where humans and aliens could mingle freely. Everyone was happy, and life was peaceful. One day, a flame haired boy decided to come back to Earth, after staying away for 10 years. The reason was for a certain aqua haired girl. But as it turns out, she doesn't remember him. At all. And so, it began.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Bulma, Vegeta
Saiyans, Hybrids, Humans and Demons reviews
His name was Gohan. Hers was Kyuru. He was a much loved Saiyan-Human hybrid child. She was a discriminated and abused full blooded 'Caztan' Princess. His past was of adventure and fun. Hers was of murder and angst. He was sane. She was not. He escaped death for the price of nothing. She escaped death for the price of her one and only friend. Opposites attract, I guess...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Gohan