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Joined 07-29-12, id: 4161944, Profile Updated: 12-11-14
Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter, Les Misérables, X-Men: The Movie, Hunger Games, Inglourious Basterds, Captain America, Game of Thrones, Pianist, Office, and Parks and Recreation.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Hello to everyone out there! Here's a young author who loves blabbering and writing about her favourite fandoms and ships. Or am I here because of the cookies? Oh well, the thing is I love writing and reading and WWII and lots of things you people probably don't really care about right now. I do tend to gab a lot, so sorry about that.

Favourites

Authors: F. Scott Fitzgerald, Ernest Hemingway, Jean-Paul Sartre, Irene Némirovsky, Jack Kerouac, Julio Cortázar, Antonio Machado, J. D. Salinger, Bertolt Brecht, Thomas Mann, Mario Benedetti, Ana María Matute, Chuck Palahniuk, Gabriel García Márquez, Lemony Snicket, Charles Dickens, Albert Camus...

Books: A Moveable Feast, Hopscotch, The Great Gatsby, One Hundred Years of Solitude, For Whom The Bell Tolls, The Catcher in the Rye, A Farewell To Arms, Tender is the Night, Suite Française, On The Road, Much ado About Nothing, Flappers & Philosophers, Nausea, To Kill A Mockinbird, The Tree of Science, The Carpenter's Pencil, Les justes, The Shadow of the Wind…

Movies: My favourite movie is Peter's Friends, but I also love Inglourious Basterds, Much Ado About Nothing, The Pianist, Annie Hall, Midnight in Paris, Cinema Paradiso, Fight Club, The Darjeeling Limited, The Grand Budapest Hotel, Dead Poets Society, Schindler's List, The Shining, The Prestige, Forrest Gump… I'm totes team Tarantino, Woody Allen and the Wes Anderson. Oh, and I'm also keen on Spike Jonze, Stanley Kubrick and David Fincher. Yep, as you may have guessed I am very keen on cinema as well.

TV Shows: The Office, Parks and Recreation, Game of Thrones, House, Breaking Bad, Arrested Development, True Detective, Shameless (US) and Doctor Who.

Music: Arctic Monkeys, Alexi Murdoch, Bastille, Billy Joel, Fall Out Boy, Florence The Machine, Franz Ferdinand, Imagine Dragons, Muse, Oasis, Queen, The Beatles, The Fratellis, The Kooks, The Last Shadow Puppets, The Smiths, The Stone Roses, The Strokes, The Vaccines, The Wombats, Vampire Weekend…

OTPs: Cherik (X-Men), Jim/Pam (The Office), Ben/Leslie (Parks & Recreation) Steve/Natasha (Avengers/MCU), Fredrick/Shosanna (Inglourious Basterds), Arya/Gendry (Game of Thrones), April/Andy (Parks & Recreation), Eleven/Clara (Doctor Who), Nuna (Harry Potter).

So yeah, my bio isn't all that interesting – so why don't you take a look at my stories instead?

-cluelessclown.

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Pack by Many Impossible Things reviews
"These were the people who understood her, who loved her, who would let her grow and who would stay to the very last if they could, would never willingly desert her. They were her home. She was not going to let it be taken away. Not by a Frey. Not by her brother. Not by a war. Not by her duty as a damned lady."
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/24/2014 - [Arya S., Gendry W.] [Sansa S., Sandor C.] - Complete
Unmarked Graves by magnolia-bunny reviews
They were going to die here, in this prison beneath the earth. No one would even mourn their passing. IceCat oneshot for Days of Future Past
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Bobby/Iceman, Kitty Pryde/Shadowcat - Complete
Dreaming Terror by sapphire blue-ruby red roses reviews
Arya's been having nightmares and there's only one person who helps with them. no seriously, I don't know where the point of this went, it was just for the hell of it kind of fic, one-shot, T just to be safe
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,947 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Arya S., Gendry W.] - Complete
i breathe easier with the weight of your body lying on my chest by hmpft reviews
she is far past feeling shame for enjoying him. not after seeing her fingers in his hair, their sighs and sounds dying stars joining with them on the mattress, the floorboards, the carpet of her theater. drabble, Shosanna/Fredrick
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 739 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Shosanna D., Fredrick Z. - Complete
always the exception by bonniebonbon reviews
[He laughed of course–or at least his eyes did–but she wished he'd take her seriously. She really did think he was handsome.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Remus L., Dorcas M. - Complete
Puppy Love by framesonthewall reviews
Little Tony has a crush.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - P. Carter, H. Stark - Complete
Yes Howard, There is a Santa Claus by NezumiPi reviews
Howard Stark never wanted kids, especially not this one. All he ever wanted to was to go back and keep Captain America from plunging to his death. Main characters: Howard & Tony Stark
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Steve R./Capt. America, H. Stark - Complete
The Ship of Dreams by luceheartfilia reviews
He was a twenty year old aristocrat stuck in a loveless engagement and she was a seventeen year old poor girl with a free spirit. They find themselves- together. Titanic AU; ExE; Four-Shot with Epilogue.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,202 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 5/13/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
(we used to wait) sometimes it never came by hmpft
she's getting ahead of herself. drabble, implied Shosanna/Fredrick.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Shosanna D., Fredrick Z. - Complete
Still Wings by rebellsking reviews
There was a place for Remus and Dorcas, and it was not that they could not find it, but that they could not find it yet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Remus L., Dorcas M. - Complete
How to Live like A Dead Poet by HeadinTheClouds13 reviews
Ever wanted to know how to eat your toast like Neil? Make a bed like Charlie? Eat an Oreo like Todd? A guide on how to live your life like a Dead Poet!
Dead Poets Society - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 189 - Words: 47,717 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 5/4/2008
Years Built on Sand by unicornesque reviews
"He lets her go and she scurries away, and in his mind Grantaire's sneering because of course Enjolras wouldn't know how to hold on to a woman, even the slips and tatters of one." Enjolras and Éponine find each other in little cracks of time before the revolution, and then once more at the barricade.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine - Complete
The Good Fight by tider58 reviews
Makeup and dark glasses can't hide Pam's dark secrets for long. Jim knows her too well.
Office - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,558 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Pam B., Jim H. - Complete
for the sake of the soulless by downstage reviews
"We should breed," he informs her and her heart starts beating faster than humanly possible, "You know. Just for the sake of gingers everywhere." /ArthurMolly, drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Molly W., Arthur W. - Complete
Moonrise Kingdom: An Abridged Script by somedayangeline reviews
Self-explanatory.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Complete
A Study in Brothers by Pica Britanica reviews
Sherlock is eighteen and has been forced by his parents to stay with Mycroft in an attempt to get him off the drugs. Sherlock obviously doesn't like it, and tries to rebel. Here we see Mycroft being more than averagely brotherly to Sherlock, and the beginnings of a beautiful relationship for Sherlock. Not with Mycroft, with a violin
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
Bested, Befuddled, and Utterly Bamboozled by the-snitch-is-loose reviews
Arthur Weasley gets his hands on Harry's iPhone. Ridiculousness ensues in the form of singing, angry McDonald's employees, and Fruit Ninja attacks. Set in 2012, five years before the Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Arthur W., Molly W. - Complete
She'll Have Me by Accio-Annie reviews
It's the end of Ted Tonks' sixth year and so far he and Andromeda Black have been able to keep their relationship secret. But when it's been revealed that Andromeda is betrothed to another man, will Ted stand up and fight for what is his? Or will he secretly watch and listen as Bellatrix tells Andromeda exactly how she's going to act, whether she wants to or not? ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Ted T., Andromeda T. - Complete
Letters by Laterose Vale reviews
Ted and Andromeda never meant to fall in love. In Andromeda's case, she never meant to speak to Ted. But, they did, and they did it through a series of letters. These are the letters in question, donated by Andromeda herself, to help the uninformed better understand the weight of blood purism, and the idea that love can conquer all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 11,604 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Titanic on Twitter by magik-blood reviews
What if the Edwardian passengers aboard the RMS Titanic were capable of the social networking site twitter? A lot of nonsense. #crack
Titanic - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Rose D., Jack D. - Complete
Red by ALu-di reviews
The Death as he takes Max away. ONESHOT English Assignment
Book Thief - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Death, Max V. - Complete
Sidekicks by The Truth's Lie reviews
Sherlock Holmes and Gregory House meet. Pointless drabble.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/30/2011 - G. House, Sherlock H. - Complete
The King's Speech: The Abridged Script by somedayangeline reviews
Because parody is the highest form of flattery. Or something.
King's Speech - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
there's only two of us now by suspiriorum reviews
It was inevitable. It was a fate. A series of moments between Shosanna Dreyfus and Fredrick Zoller, leading up to their end together in the projection booth.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Shosanna D., Fredrick Z. - Complete
Chocolate Cake, Photographs, and Blond Curls by taekwondogrl006 reviews
I didn't like the way Life is Beautiful ended. So, without further ado, here is the way I think it should have ended for our favourite little family. Please R&R,and enjoy. Thanks!
Life is Beautiful - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Complete
One Day by EverythingsComingUpKurt reviews
Basically fluff on Andy Bernard's POV on Erin. Sorry if OOC :
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Erin H., Andy B. - Complete
Une histoire du bonheur by Renuka reviews
A story I wrote for my French class. Written in English with French dialouge. Amélie gets a pleasant suprise. One shot.
Amelie - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Jesus and Judas in the Garden by Padfoot Reincarnated reviews
Jesus and Judas are having relationship Problems with a capital P. Watch as this one turns into a crucifiction that spawns a religion. JesusJudas slash, parody. Not meant to be taken seriously, don't read if you can't handle.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2006 - Complete
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Of Monsters And Cookies reviews
Sunday mornings are never peaceful at the Knope-Wyatt house. And Leslie is perfectly okay with it. Drabble-ish, one-shot.
Parks and Recreation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18 - [Ben W., Leslie K.] - Complete
Jilted Lovers And Broken Hearts reviews
Twenty-two vignettes of Jim and Pam's relationship, from the moment they met to moving to Austin.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,139 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Jim H., Pam B.
Wayfaring Stranger reviews
Henryk's struggles as a poet lost in the midst of the Warsaw ghetto. One-shot.
Pianist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Complete
Moonage Daydream reviews
Twenty-three vignettes of Robb and Talisa throughout the years. Modern!AU.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2014 - [Robb S., Talisa M.] - Complete
Till We Grow Older reviews
Arya arrives to The Twins a day earlier than planned and reunites with her brother and mother. One-shot.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,356 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/1/2014 - [Robb S., Talisa M.] Catelyn S., Arya S. - Complete
Bad Blood reviews
Howard Stark reflects upon the birth of his first child and what happened to him after the disappearance of Captain America. Howard/Maria-ish, one-shot.
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2014 - H. Stark - Complete
Across The Universe reviews
"I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times... in life after life, in age after age, forever." Fredrick/Shosanna multi-chapter AU.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,573 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/25/2014 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Fredrick Z., Shosanna D.]
Hymne a l'Amour reviews
She remembers the tender pecks to her neck, the feeling of his hands on the small of her back, and those kisses where their teeth collided and their tongues met, and she can't help but think that Fredrick Zoller cannot be a bad man. If anything, he is a man whose life turned wrong until they met.
Inglourious Basterds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Shosanna D., Fredrick Z. - Complete
Misguided Ghosts reviews
He is hers, heart and soul. And she is his, too. Not even the Capitol can change that. Odesta drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Lost In The City Of Angels reviews
Three times Katniss kissed Peeta, and one she didn't.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/23/2013 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Trade Mistakes reviews
Whatever Erik felt, Charles felt it too. Cherik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
When Hope Was High And Life Worth Living reviews
Enjolras had always thought his only true love was his dear Patria, until he met Éponine Thérnardier on a rainy March afternoon. Little did the two of them know that they would soon need each other more than they had ever thought, and that they would unintentionally change the course of the events surrounding the June Rebellion. E/É.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,906 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Enjolras, Eponine
Empty Chairs At Empty Tables reviews
Marius and Cosette struggle together after all of their loved ones are gone. But is everything really gone, or is there still some hope in their lives? Drabble.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Marius Pontmercy, Cosette - Complete
Dear Fred reviews
A short letter George writes to his dead twin brother a year after the war ends. Kinda sad. Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Gone Too Soon reviews
A drabble on Sirius's arrival to the Potter Cottage on Hallowe'en 1981. "All he felt was the numbness inside him, and the echo inside his brain, which seemed about to burst with anxiousness. Don't let them be dead."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
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