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Hi, I'm Jade, and I just discovered this amazing button called, "Profile". *gasps theatrically* I am a crazy reader and enjoy all kinds of books. You can probably find me lurking around the 39 Clues archive, but I also read stuff out of the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter archive.

I am a self-proclaimed grammar Nazi and Mary-Sue hunter, but if you talk to me, I'm really quite nice. Really. No, wait! Don't run away! *sighs*

I am very musically centered, and I loooove playing the piano and singing (not at the same time. Don't be ridiculous.) I'm a Janus, a Gryffindor, and a proud member of District 2. My preferred weapon is a stick- a really big one that I can use to whack people over the head. I use lots of emoticons, and-wait. Why am I telling you all this to begin with? You're a freakin' STRANGER! Oh, no. I've been telling my personal life story to-to STALKERS!! *runs away and reflects upon the fact that this is probably the weirdest profile ever*

I AM A WHOVIAN. FEAR US.

If you are too cool to copy and paste things that no one really wants to read anyways, copy and paste this on your profile. #catdreamer39#

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Return of the Cahills by KTRose12 reviews
Three years have gone by since the clue hunt. Amy and Dan are living a normal, boring life. But then they get a letter that changes everything... Note: This story has nothing to do with Vespers Rising, or any books that will follow.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 37 - Words: 103,834 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
The Ghost and Molly Hooper by Doctor WTF reviews
When Molly moves back to London she finds the most beautiful flat up for rent. Too bad the previous occupant isn't ready to leave it yet. -AU-
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,457 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper
Unexpected Connections by Silverceil reviews
Tom Riddle is a prominent member of wizarding society and is well on his way to becoming Minister of Magic. Harry, on the other hand, plans on escaping his adoptive home using his newly acquired animagus form. Through many turn of events, the two meet and change for the better or worse. HP/TMR AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,777 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 1,075 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Cliché Catastrophes by MajorGodComplex reviews
I'm going to butcher, make fun of, exaggerate, and brutally murder all of the clichés that you fellow writers just love, and there is nothing you can do about it. Buckle up, because it's going to be a crazy ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,880 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Girl in Argyle by RageRunsStill reviews
A trilogy about my time at the Ekaterina stronghold. / Book One: The End of My World As I Know it: In which I'm kidnapped, humiliated, meet the Starlings and the Ohs, and somehow defeat the Lucians with toilet paper and Jolly Ranchers - true story!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,387 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Ned S., Ted S., Sinead S.
Fuzzles by Stephaniesaurus reviews
Blame Tumblr for this one-shot. A magic AU where Crowe!Vert is cursed: ordinary Inspector Javert by day, animated teddy bear by night.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Javert, Gavroche - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Billionaire's Shoes by Lapulta J.R.R. Cahill reviews
Natalie gives Ian a pair of shoes as a prank. The shoes are Not Pleased. (one-shot)
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,523 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Ian K., Natalie K. - Complete
Crazy Ride by poptropica.1997 reviews
Sinead Starling could never date Jonah Wizard. In fact, the thought of it drives her insane. The two faced jerk actually has the nerve to tell her that he is to good for her! But sometimes people's minds can change. Will the Wiz do it? Or will the paint splattering robot ruin everything?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Sinead S., Jonah W.
In the End by Lono reviews
Loneliness never felt quite so heavy as when it came time for the world to end.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 47,248 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Alphabets by Chocolates.Are.The.Best reviews
G - Glitter. Who would even like glitter when there's diamonds, rubies, sapphires, diamonds, emeralds, moon stone, did I mention diamonds? But you did.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,515 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Ian K., Natalie K.
Candles by Lovely SOS reviews
Guilt filled Amy's gut slowly, like sand in a flipped hourglass. "I cared about you." She whispered, meaning it. Ian gazed at her for a moment before his eyes slid away yet again, as if he couldn't stand to look at her for longer than a few seconds. "Not the way I wanted you to."
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,715 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
What the? by Reign of Cherryblossoms reviews
This is a series of oneshots, about the weirdest things you wouldn't expect Mutsuki to do. If anyone has any ideas on themes and such, message me and I'll see what I can do.
Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,090 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Anís Y., Mutsuki K. - Complete
Title: Censored For Security by music4evah reviews
A secretive group has risen from among the Cahills... Well, somebody has to put a stop to it. For Syberian Quest's July prompt of friendship.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Dan C., Natalie K.
Ian Jackson & The Olympians by beachbum999 reviews
Jonah sends his fellow cousins invitations to his private cruise ship where they will be taking the boat to Greece. Since it will be a long boat ride, Jonah decides to entertain his cousins by reciting the Percy Jackson & The Olympians series. But what will the Cahills think when Jonah uses them as the main characters instead?
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,055 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Amy C., Dan C.
Tête-à-Tête by RageRunsStill reviews
The conversation between Ned and Ted the night before Sinead goes to the Gauntlet... When they decide to sneak onto the ultralight. / One-shot, full dialogue
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Ned S., Ted S. - Complete
The Eye for an Eye by Nauro reviews
During the War, Alastor Moody had lost many things, yet, he always returned the favor twice. Mad-Eye Moody looses something important, and gains something truly vital. A closer look at the realities of the clashes between the Order and the Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,350 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Alastor M. - Complete
The Intergalactic Games by Flight of the Mockingjays reviews
Far in the future, the people of Panem face off against other worlds in the Intergalactic Games, a brutal competition in which only the survivors of the winning team can go home. Will they stand as one, or will the Games leave them broken? Katniss/Peeta/Gale
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,835 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
39 Drabbles by Volcanic Lily reviews
Just a collection of random drabbles, each 100 words exactly, about our favorite and maybe even least favorite characters before, during, and after the Clue Hunt. It says "complete," but there will be more to come!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 8,304 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Complete
Proposals and Disappointments by MrsJoshHutcherson112 reviews
This is it. The big night. Amy is sure of it... But how sure? 99%? 50%? Her doubt slowly increases as the night goes on. Why does Ian like to torture her like that? And why does he look so happy about it? But by the end of it, she's sure about one thing - He is NOT proposing tonight... Or is he? Rated T to be safe. HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! :D
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Life on the Murder Scene by amianfan102 reviews
A sequel to I Never Told You What I Do For a Living... Did you guys wonder how Amy met Vikram? Or maybe what Dan did after the end of the story? How about the secret love affair between Arthur and Hope? Perhaps even what awaited Ian and Amy after the end of the story? Well, now here's your chance to find out...
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Amy C., Ian K.
Family by Koraki reviews
Everything that makes up the world's biggest extended family in 100 stories of conflict, friendship, and love, most only loosely related to canon. 12: A house floating in mid-air (Ian and Sinead); 13: A dewy spider web (Nikolai)
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,937 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012
Tetalie by sristars reviews
Ted plus Natalie equals Tetalie. A oneshot; possibly my best fanfic so far. Unusual pairing, I know, but read the ending A/N concerning the pairing. Please read and review!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Ted S., Natalie K. - Complete
On the Edge of Sanity by amianfan102 reviews
For Gone Angel's "Madness and Insanity Contest". Sinead wakes up in a place claiming to be a mental hospital. However, it couldn't be more obvious to her that it's really a Vesper camp intent on driving her to a breaking point, logic backed up by the doctor's claims that the Cahills are no more than a dream. But when you're on the edge of sanity, what can you really be sure of?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Sinead S. - Complete
College Insanity by Powers -s- Overwhelming reviews
Ned Starling has developed a case of Schizophrenia, and is residing at Stanford University one month prior to the kidnappings. There, he tries to contain his insanity for as long as possible... Oneshot, strong K . Have fun! Contest Entry for Gone's December Insanity Contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Ned S. - Complete
Drunken Proposal by musiclover3 reviews
Alcohol solves everything... Or not. In which Sinead drinks her troubles away, the girls cause a distraction, the guys try to help with a marriage proposal, and Jonah wonders why the heck he's standing out in the cold by himself. Jonah/Sinead. Dedicated to rhetorically yours.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Sinead S., Jonah W. - Complete
Santa of Claus by The Lonesome Rose reviews
Thor had no reason to believe in Santa Claus. In fact, he thought the idea was ridiculous but there might be some truth in the legend if his fellow Avengers seemed to believe in it.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Thor, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Red String by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Vesper Training by IceSilver28077 reviews
Summary: This is set before the Vespers kidnap the Cahills that get kidnaped, but after the Clue hunt. So, it turns out that each branch has to teach a class, so it's pretty much their training and how people bond over the hard activities this school has in store for them. Amy and Ian! Not a lot of romance in the beginning but there is some later and it's really funny. Review!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,252 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Amy C., Ian K.
The Swear Jar by airyclaire reviews
Drabble collection. Most recent: Amy likes Ian's reading glasses a little too much.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 8,672 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012
The Heart of the Void by amianfan102 reviews
For The Gone Angel's Horror Struck contest for November/December. :) Its eyes were horribly beautiful, a feminine slant to them. They glowed red, the irises cut through the center and black like a cat's. They stared him directly in his eyes and he felt compelled to just stare back. "Do you remember me, Ian?" it asked.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Fiery Flower by musiclover3 reviews
"I think I want to make you suffer for a little longer. It's refreshing seeing your confidence shattered for once." "My confidence was shattered long ago, darling." Jonah/Sinead. Warning: Character Death.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,475 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jonah W., Sinead S. - Complete
Amy's Song by MusicBunny4595 reviews
When Ian pops back into Amy's life, nothing will ever be the same again. With F.C. and V.K. after both of them, will fate find a way to put them back together after ANOTHER betrayal? And what's with Natalie and Dan? We shall see...
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,794 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 8/21/2010 - [Amy C., Ian K.] [Natalie K., Dan C.] - Complete
The Hiding Spot by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
"We are all going to die." When the Romans were introduced to Capture the Flag, and no one warned them about the Hunters. No spoilers for MoA.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Jason G., Percy J. - Complete
Sisters: Are They Necessary? by simply sadie reviews
"Considering the four points I've made in this essay, I'd say . . . " Dan's seventh-grade class assignment was simple: all he had to do is create a report on a topic he felt strongly about. And that is EXACTLY what he did.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Dan C. - Complete
étoiles by ghettos reviews
AU — Her name is Lily Evans, and she is a whore. /runner-up for Best Angst on L&L's genre awards!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/26/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
we'll dance to the music of tears by Sky of Silver reviews
Amy used to sing in the shower. Pop, country, classics, random movie theme songs.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Dan C. - Complete
Fabula Secunda by AngelicSpring reviews
and FascinatingRhythm. The story behind has been opened revealing a collection of thirty-nine one-shots and drabbles using the thirty-nine clues. Katherine's Mercury, Reagan's Quartz, Sinead's Silver, Hamilton's Water. Open... if you dare.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,423 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Amy C., Ian K.
The 6 Times Ian Kabra Loses His Heart by Tamer of Light reviews
AU. The first time he lost it was to a pretty little red-haired girl with eyes the color of dewy green grass under the fresh morning sun.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Colors of Solace by foreverlarks reviews
"It is her, smoldering copper-gold clad in strokes of ashen porcelain, basking in sunshine swirls amidst the bright indigo sea. And the colors catch a glimpse of him too. Their twinkling jade eyes bore into his contrasting dark green that is reminiscent of jealousy: the monster that almost destroyed the young and blithe boy who he was." Hamilton/Amy. one-shot
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Hamilton H., Amy C. - Complete
Forever by blair the cat reviews
SEQUEL TO GONE Dan finally reunites with Amy after a year apart. After finding out he is a Madrigal Amy and him head off to Greenland. What is this project Code name: Forever, and what does it have to do with AMy and the clues
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Amy C., Dan C.
Interviewing the Cluehunters by TheNinjaNerd reviews
After, um, some convincing, the Madrigals agreed to let me interview the Cluehunters on the condition I never speak of what was said outside the rather small and uncomfortable interview room. Well, Im not speaking, now am I? :
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,641 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Complete
Nico's Wonderful, Rainbow Adventure of Friendship by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
"Will you be my friend?" Sequel to Dead People vs Unicorns. A vignette.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
cloudwatchers by levesques reviews
they wanted ordinary, no part of their crazy family for at least one day. a one-shot, drabble, beta'd by AnotherArtist. : inspired by the Summertrain lyric "look at the sun and see the clouds turn to faces in the sky".
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Complete
Love, Actually by Cascading Rainbows reviews
The plan was simple: make him fall in love with her, and have him reveal his branch's secrets. The catch: don't fall in love with him. Oops.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,332 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Dan C., Reagan H.
Dead People vs Unicorns by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
"Do you see any dead people?" All dialogue, a vignette.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Hazel L., Nico A. - Complete
Free Time Drabbles by musiclover3 reviews
Drabble collection. Latest: Wish/ "I guess... Ian reminds me of Pinocchio." "Are you serious?" Just drabbles centering around the Cahills and what they do in their free time.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Complete
Agnus Dei by Lolcano reviews
The Ghent Altarpiece. Some people believe it hides a secret message. Does it? The Vespers sure think so. They are trying to obtain it at all costs! But everyone is so busy looking for hidden secrets that they forget the more obvious meaning of the altar, the one hidden in plain sight. Find out what the Adoration of the Mystic Lamb really means!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Complete
Gone by blair the cat reviews
The police take Dan and Nellie to jail. Amy wasn't found. Now a year later Dan is released into a unknown relative's custody. Where is Amy and what happened? Rated T just in case for violence
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Complete
Who the Heck is Luke? by Rupsoccer reviews
AMIAN! FUNNY STORY! READ ON!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Weirdness at Waverly Academy by Arglefumph reviews
Nancy goes to Waverly Academy, where she is overwhelmed by the other students, challenging puzzles, and keeping her real identity a secret. A humorous version of "Warnings at Waverly Academy".
Nancy Drew series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 66 - Words: 32,478 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Complete
The Story of Them by interludes reviews
One life, seven words. Number twenty: Atticus Rosenbloom.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 9/23/2011
Another Chance to Get Burned by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Fiske's tired of playing peacekeeper for Sinead and Hamilton's fights, so he assigns that responsibility to the younger Cahills. But of course, the younger Cahills decide that they're going to find out the real reason behind the constant fighting.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,654 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
The Other Side by amianfan102 reviews
Ian's off his rocker, anyone can tell. Since the death of his beloved Amelia Hope Cahill, he's been speaking of taboo things...hearing ghosts and communicating with the other side. But Nellie's beginning to think that there's more to it than he's letting on. Rated T for mentions of character death, though it's not as heart-wrenching as you may think! One-shot for my return to FF!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
You and I by memory's marionette reviews
A collection of 100 short snippets featuring various couples. Latest: Her happiness will always be his eyelash wish.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011
I'm Remodeling Anyway by Ohmie reviews
Why Tony Stark decides to leave some Avenger shaped holes in his future. One shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,198 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
hana by memory's marionette reviews
It all starts with a single paper flower. AU.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Pepper Potts and the Art of Avengers Maintenance by Michelle reviews
Five Times Pepper Took Care of the Avengers and One Time They Took Care of Her, or Pepper shows why she belongs in Avengers Tower.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,667 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Pepper P. - Complete
Repercussions by cailin na gealai reviews
Dark Eponine/Montparnasse oneshot. What if 'Parnasse was sent to retrieve Eponine after she ruined the attack on Rue Plumet? What if Montparnasse was really, really scary and somewhat sociopathic? Oh wait, he is. "One little scream, and you'll regret it for a year..." VERY dark, heavy T. Songfic to Adele's overplayed but excellent song Rolling in the Deep.
Les Misérables - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Eponine, Montparnasse - Complete
Colds Were Not in the Contracts by The Phantom Dragon reviews
Kaede gets sick and fluffy angst ensues with Anise feeling bad for being the cause of it all. Takes place after chapter 13. WARNING! Extreme fluff alert for those like me who are in general avoidance of fluff when sober.
Barajou no Kiss/薔薇嬢のキス - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,554 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Anís Y., Kaede H.
Six Years Before by KTRose12 reviews
Six years before the clue hunt. Amy and Dan spend some "quality time" with their cousins, the Kabras. Mischief and hilarity ensues as the cousins come together to fight a common enemy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,461 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/13/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
Forgotten by Cascading Rainbows reviews
Chaos erupted on Earth, and out of the haze of confusion, Isabel Kabra stepped out and took control. Now, the year is 2308. The world is in the palm of her hand. Nothing can stop her. But in the shadows, a resistance is brewing-and they want revenge.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,457 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Isabel K.
Morbid Curiosity by FoxFace Zero reviews
Post-Series On her deathbed, Irina Spasky has an unusual request for Ian Kabra... Call it morbid curiosity. Ian/Amy
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,622 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ian K., Amy C.
Just Jonah by Another Artist reviews
"My life is written in these lyrics. So please, please don't forget me." He wrote for more than the fame, for more than the name - he wrote so that he would stay alive, even after he was gone. OneShot. For Muse.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Jonah W., Broderick W. - Complete
Sunday by memory's marionette reviews
On Sunday, he realizes that he has never told her that he loves her.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Just An Ordinary Day by President Snow reviews
In which TV shows are to be continued, Nico is regarded as a figment of imagination, patience is short, and mood swings happen every few minutes.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Sincerely, Someone by Another Artist reviews
Isabel wrote a series of letters to her guardian angel as a young adult. OneShot. For Summer.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Isabel K. - Complete
52 Responses by Airene Archerway reviews
Or properly titled "52 Responses To The Question 'Grimm, Will You Go Out With Me'" From 'No' until 'Yes', because we all know The Trickster King won't give up until she agrees... Attempted humor.
Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Sabrina G., Puck - Complete
Puke by Lapulta J.R.R. Cahill reviews
No, this story is not about puke. It is about Unconditional Love; the love that can conquer all. I believe fully in it, as much as I believe that Heaven is Paradise. I search for love, and I search for Paradise too.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,592 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Luke C. - Complete
Cahills Read Fanfictions by KTRose12 reviews
What happens when the Cahills read fanfictions? Will Dan stop falling off of his chair? Will Natalie's personal maid ever find the ability to ignore the screams coming from her mistress' room? To answer these questions, READ!
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,547 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Amy C., Dan C. - Complete
The Perils of Nico Watching Your Children by conjure-at-your-own-risk reviews
The spawn of a Jackson and Chase never meant good news to Nico. But he somehow got roped into babysitting, anyway. For Snow
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Nico A. - Complete
Fragments of Forever by Another Artist reviews
Sometimes things don't turn out the way you want them to, no matter how much you both may want it. Ian/Amy. OneShot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Shattering Silence by Cecelia S. Bradley reviews
One summer, a horrific misunderstanding, and two people left forever changed. Somewhere in there, though, a promise of hope.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Vikram K., Hope C.
Not a True Ninja by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"True ninjas never give in". Dan, being Dan, steals Natalie's dart gun. How does she get it back? My first Natan one-shot, so cut me a teeny bit of slack, maybe?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Dan C., Natalie K. - Complete
The Proposals by musiclover3 reviews
Ian's planning to propose to Amy, and against his wishes, the Cahills are giving him their ideas on how he should propose to her. How will this work out? And who will prevail? One-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
A NotSoSuper Hero by bookgirl39 reviews
A series of Cobra failiures because we all have to fail to succeed. Latest: Arch Enemy. All heros have the one unbeatable foe. T for language
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Ian K., Saladin
Hey, Starbucks by amianfan102 reviews
This is my entry for IHeartScience's contest. The reason that there's two chapters is because she said she would let me do Hamead, if I did my suckish Amian one. Basically, the promt was, they get stuck in a closet. And, things happen. Enjoy! R&R!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sinead S., Hamilton H. - Complete
Operation: Date Crashers by Volcanic Lily reviews
Dan is appalled: His mostly sane sister is dating Ian Cobra! He has to put a stop to this, with the help of the most devious person he knows... Wait, that's Ian. The second most devious, then: Natalie. Ian/Amy romance, Dan/Natalie grudging friendship
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/1/2012 - [Amy C., Ian K.] Dan C., Natalie K. - Complete
Something Else Entirely by FallingforWerewolves reviews
Jonah overhears a conversation and is instantly plagued by disturbing mental images. Rated T for the way it sounds. Short, I know.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jonah W. - Complete
What Could Happen in a Pantry? by KTRose12 reviews
For IHeartScience's contest. Amian fluff. After all, what could happen in a pantry?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,075 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of the 39 Clues by Miss Fia and Miss Lacey reviews
A spin-off of Camilla Sandman's original OFUM. Welcome to a slightly torturous university that teaches fanbrats through pain, complete with a staff containing many characters from the series, website, and cards.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010
Spas and Blackmail by FallingforWerewolves reviews
The girls drag the guys to a spa. Nuff said. Straight out Amian with implied Hamnead because I love those two so much and Ted complaining about being blind. A lot. Says Hamilton and Sinead for main characters, but has everyone in it.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Hamilton H., Sinead S. - Complete
The Annual Conference by Scintillating Golden Leaves reviews
Evamy VS Amian. Who will triumph?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Amy C., Dan C.
Written in the Stars by memory's marionette reviews
Matchmaker extraordinaire, Amy Cahill, is able to find anyone in Victorian England a good match—everyone, that is, but herself. ON HIATUS/DISCONTINUED
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Ian K., Amy C.
Things I'll Never Say by FallingforWerewolves reviews
As part of their Cahill training, they have to spend a month locked in a room with another Cahill to insure unity between the branches. Disaster just waiting to happen.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,733 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011
Stroboscope by RageRunsStill reviews
Drabble collection. /Latest: Wicked Weather: "British punk!" "American git!" "Monkey!" "Leprechaun reject!" "QUIET!"/
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012
The Purpose of Madrigals by VampyrycPineapple reviews
Change can be positive or negative. Others can be positive with negative responses.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Amy C. - Complete
Sunbeams of Serendipity by Another Artist reviews
Meeting him was the best thing that ever happened to her. He was her ray of sunlight in her stormy world, and oh how she missed him. / Partner fic to "A Loving Lie". For Cecelia S. Bradley and her prompt.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012
Imagine by Syberian Quest reviews
Because there's always more than meets the eye.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Ned and Ted Annoy People in the Cinema by DeviousDragons reviews
Ned and Ted find a list to annoy people at the cinema and Dan is going to help them. I got this idea from the Annoy People at the Cinema list in my profile. Complete.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,637 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Ned S., Ted S. - Complete
What Happened At Midnight by KTRose12 reviews
What all Amian fans wished for in "Fireworks" and didn't get. WARNING: Contains spoilers from Rapid Fire "Fireworks".
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Life of Lies by President Snow reviews
She'll live her life of lies because really, what else can she do? Oneshot. /for the Vville Secret Santa Fic Exchange / Ghost Writers Approved
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Rachel D. - Complete
Solus Semper by follow the star reviews
He buried himself in his work, convincing himself that he could make friends,and just chose not to. But Atticus Rosenbloom was always good at lying to himself...
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Complete
Worst Case Scenario by VampyrycPineapple reviews
Because in life, nothing ends up in a win/win situation. One-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Complete
Purple Jellybeans by FallingforWerewolves reviews
The Cahills log into a chat room and random chaos insues. A random title for a random story, which is better than the summary.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The Warriors Movie by Elisafairy reviews
There's going to be a Warrior Cats movie, but to ensure they get it right, Firestar forces the clan to try out for the parts!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Bramblestar, Cloudtail - Complete
Early Days Yet by Random-Battlecry reviews
."If you want me, you want me. If it happens, it happens." She doesn't want him. It doesn't happen. Gringoire/Esmeralda.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/9/2011 - P. Gringoire, Esmeralda - Complete
bruised and broken by Another Artist reviews
but you are beautiful.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Nellie G. - Complete
Luminescence by SugarQueen8490 reviews
The closer to the light you draw, the darker your shadow becomes.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Complete
Schadenfreude by memory's marionette reviews
"Build yourself a comfortable home in the shadow of my silhouette, because I promise you that I will never let you leave." For the Madrigals' Prompt Challenge. Winner of Best Angst.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Reagan H., Madison H. - Complete
Bloody Lovely by Firestorm Nauralagos reviews
A.U. and O.O.C. Amy has thought things over, and now she's out for revenge. Completed.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Scream by Syberian Quest reviews
You can't make me.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Complete
Ingenue by memory's marionette reviews
"Infinitus est numerous stultorum." An entry for "A Syberian Challenge".
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Vikram K., Cora W. - Complete
Giggles by Volcanic Lily reviews
Ian is forced to listen in on a very giggly, lovestruck conversation between Amy and Sinead about the oh-so-wonderful, "adorkable," "romantic" Evan Tolliver. Oh, joy of joyful joys. Ian/Amy/Evan.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2011 - [Ian K., Amy C., Evan T.] Sinead S. - Complete
Wedding Dress by Another Artist reviews
I've never hated a wedding dress this much. / OneShot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Complete
Guidance Councelor by VampyrycPineapple reviews
Not everyone in the world are Cahills. This is Amy and Dan's guidance councilor's opinion of the siblings and their relations. PERMANENT HIATUS
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Amy C., Dan C.
Peaceful Meeting by TribalGirl reviews
Ian's POV during the Infamous Shark Episode of In Too Deep, because I've always wanted to know what was going through his head at the time. All his thoughts about Amy are as IC as I could make them. THIS IS THE BEST FIC I'VE EVER WRITTEN, PLEASE READ!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Hate And Love by Scintillating Golden Leaves reviews
Two: The things she love. ::AU::
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Arthur T., Hope C. - Complete
The Babies by memory's marionette reviews
The whole Cahill clan erupts into chaos when they hear some very big news: Natalie is having Dan's babies. Crack!fic. One-shot. Birthday fic for Kaye.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2011 - Complete
As Yesterday Calls by Syberian Quest reviews
As yesterday calls, I can't help but answer it. Even if no one else will.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Ian K.
What's Left Unsaid by memory's marionette reviews
Because talk is cheap, silence speaks volumes, and actions speak louder than words. Ian/ Amy fluff.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
R is for Revenge by JoeMerl reviews
With Charlie's help, six-year-old Ron gets some payback after one of Fred and George's pranks. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ron W., Molly W., Charlie W., Fred W. - Complete
5 Times Captain America Met His Country by Gecko Osco reviews
Steve Rogers, otherwise known as Captain America, is trying to adjust to living in the 21st century. This is further complicated by finding out nations exist as living beings and America is a bit of a fan-boy regarding him. USUK, Captain America/Peggy.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,299 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/17/2011 - America, Steve R./Capt. America - Complete
A Mind of My Own by Stone Moss reviews
"You will be just like me, Natalie. All children will grow up to be just like their parents." Dear God, I hope not.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Natalie K. - Complete
No Mistake by Cecelia S. Bradley reviews
"There must have been a mistake." Really, the hardest thing of all? It's being me.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
blind man's bluff by ghettos reviews
It seems almost ironic that my favourite game was 'blind man's bluff' when we were young. Because now, my life is a game of blind man's bluff that will never end. /Winner of Best Oneshot & Best Character Portrayal on TMA, Round 5. /First Runner-up for Best Angst on TMA, Round 6.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Ted S. - Complete
Calling Names by First-Rule-of-Magic reviews
-"Michael." "No. Kyle?" "Ugh, Arthur! No! Mason?" "Hope, seriously, no. Adam?"- Some parents have an easy job picking a name for their kids; and some, just don't. Won second place in the Hope/Arthur contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Arthur T., Hope C. - Complete
Adams Middle School Advice Column by Alex Almighty reviews
The multi-weekly advice column where Dan answers YOUR questions with his pen name, Anna Sasin.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Dan C.
Cahill Family Reunion by VampyrycPineapple reviews
Amy and Dan knew that Grace's Family Reunions had been going on for a while, but they didn't know that their parents went to one. This is why they were politely asked never to attend one of them ever again. One-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Arthur T., Hope C. - Complete
Desperate Means by Syberian Quest reviews
"I would do anything to get my sister back. Absolutely anything. Wouldn't you?"
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,869 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
7 Fights by Wonderstorm reviews
An Adventures in Odyssey songfic, set during Darkness Before Dawn. Connie and Eugene are going at it again, and Connie is fed up with Eugene. Instead of shouting at him again, she gets back at him by singing this song.
Radio Dramas - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Adventures in Odyssey - Complete
The Badgers and the Ducks by Stone Moss reviews
Large novels? A basketball game? Racking up points? Strange team names? Tow trucks? Kidnapping Natalie Kabra? What in Gideon's name is going on?
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Parodies of PJO by zynaofthenight reviews
Mary-Sues, OOCness, and an author who just feels like poking fun at random characters. A collection of parodies, each written in a different style. Enjoy. :D
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,906 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Wrong by First-Rule-of-Magic reviews
"For some reason, when people think of your reaction to a certain boyfriend of a certain jade-eyed girl, they think of jealousy. They are so wrong." Ian, about Evan Tolliver. Because Kabras don't do clichés.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
How to Make a Mary Sue by zynaofthenight reviews
An ultimate guide for any aspiring writer to plague the PJO fandom with even more horrible Sues. The author is not responsible for any flames, horrible injuries, or deaths that come with following the advice.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,169 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
Hades' Gates by Syberian Quest reviews
I am blind. I am deaf. And I am chained behind Hades' gates over and over again.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Ned S. - Complete
Gemini by memory's marionette reviews
"We have always been cursed. And when one person is cursed, two graves are dug." One-shot. Holt sisters-centric.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Madison H., Reagan H. - Complete
Lucky Charms, Lucky Escapes, and Lucky Breaks by Spring Sunrise reviews
Also called "How Dan Nearly Burned the Neighboring Apartment Building." Given his history with it, Dan should know better than to play with fire. Like that's going to stop him from doing something stupid. Pre-Maze of Bones one-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Dan C., Nellie G. - Complete
Storm Warning by Scribbler reviews
"Sorry! Please don't be scared. Creatures who come in here are all 'How do I get out again' and I'm like 'Here, let me help you' and they're like 'Aah, get away you strange scary girl with your strange scary hair!" Rapunzel and Pascal's first meeting.
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Rapunzel, Pascal - Complete
Ugly by memory's marionette reviews
"It is what is on the inside that counts. But I am rotten to the core." Sinead-centric. One-shot.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sinead S.
Writing on the Wall by memory's marionette reviews
Fate decrees that we will go our seperate ways. I erase the words, and the writing on the wall disappears before my very eyes. I will rewrite the story of you and I. HPHG One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
When Kabra Met the Cobra by Syberian Quest reviews
The Kabras. They are one of the most feared and powerful families in the entire world. But where did they start? Who was the first? This is the story of not just any Kabra, but the first Kabra. This is his journey from a nobody to a first-class cobra.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,774 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011
Anything & Everything by Another Artist reviews
The sad truth was she would've settled for you had you been an ugly, old man. And you? You would've given her the world had she asked. OneShot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Vikram K. - Complete
Intruder by TheJetsetter reviews
Natalie knows Ian is being over protective but..why him? Out of all people, why choose this companion?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Natalie K., Saladin
Victorious by Syberian Quest reviews
He was born for greatness. His name not only implied it once, but twice. Twice fold victorious.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Vikram K. - Complete
When Mary Met Sue by Another Artist reviews
Bonded by their obsession with the 39 Clues, or more specifically, Ian Kabra, Mary and Sue turn towards fanfiction dot net to "unleash their imagination". Too bad half of the archive is throwing their imagination back at them, flaming hot. COMPLETE.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,881 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Complete
Claim to Fame by Syberian Quest reviews
"Face it, you two, that's the real reason we chose him." Because his mother was Cora Wizard.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jonah W. - Complete
Definitely Maybe by Syberian Quest reviews
"Holt." The name conjures up all sorts of dreadful memories. And scores left unsettled.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Natalie K., Hamilton H. - Complete
More or Less by Syberian Quest reviews
A series of drabbles following the "A Little is a Lot" weekly prompts. Latest: It is their time. Their time to destroy the ones she has come to love.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Complete
Nonexistent Reality by Syberian Quest reviews
So just like that, he became a slave to a world that he was never supposed to be a part of.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Complete
The Art of Seduction by memory's marionette reviews
Dan realizes too late that placing your sister as a bet when drunk is never a good idea while Ian learns that seduction comes in many forms when it comes to Amy. Complete.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,939 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Willow Trees by Syberian Quest reviews
"Of course it is! It's dirt!" "And you want me to lie down on it? Intentionally?"
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
Russian Roulette by memory's marionette reviews
Russian Roulette:A potentially lethal game of chance in which participants place a single round in a revolver, spin the cylinder, place the muzzle against their head and pull the trigger. Irina reflects on the game that has altered her life.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Irina S. - Complete
Stop, Drop, and Roll by Syberian Quest reviews
"You finally ready to trust me?" "Never, Cobra," he hisses, "but it looks like I don't have much of a choice now, do I?"
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,335 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Dan C., Ian K. - Complete
In the Mind of a Fangirl by Sanity Optional reviews
"No way that happened. Are you sure?" Kashi countered. I nodded. "Le doih! See, lookit, I know French!" I taunted while sticking my tongue out. They were jealous 'cause I met the 39 Clues people and they didn't! – Humor Multi-Chap. Dedicated to Rage-san.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011
What If? by Hedgi reviews
A series of ridiculous One-shots regarding Zzyzzx, the Sphinx, and other more serious aspects of Fablehaven. Co-written with my Boyfriend. Ideas welcome!
Fablehaven - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/14/2011 - Published: 11/17/2009
Without a Trace by Cascading Rainbows reviews
"And, without a trace, she fades away." Snapshots from the life of Irina Spasky.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Irina S. - Complete
Grace's Secret by Luv-Rain reviews
Amy and Dan have 38 clues, but the last lies within the Clans. Will they be able to find the last clue before the competition? Rated T for safety. Please read and review!
Crossover - Warriors & 39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,657 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/22/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010
Two Degrees by RageRunsStill reviews
It's amazing what two degrees can do.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2011 - Ted S., Madison H. - Complete
Gumdrops and Gummybears by Sanity Optional reviews
"IT'S RAINING!" I shrieked. "Relax, it's only water. It'll be okay." She reassured me. "It's only water. Small. What harm will it do?" She said. Had she looked in a mirror lately? – Romance/Friendship One-Shot. Jonah/Natalie. For Cecily's Contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Natalie K., Jonah W. - Complete
It's For You by TheSpriteOfJayum reviews
Twelve years after the first night with the girls, a minion named Phil has hid his feelings for one of them. Can he reveal those feelings to her before it's too late? R & R. Phil the Minion/Agnes
Despicable Me - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Minions, Agnes - Complete
Nincompoop Love by RageRunsStill reviews
"This is the first time that I realize that love truly is the greatest gift of all... even if the love is coming from a couple of nincompoops." Free-verse.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sinead S. - Complete
Counting by Twos and Tying Shoes by Syberian Quest reviews
He is brilliant, but stupid. He can talk physics, but he cannot tie his shoes. As a result, she makes it her mission to protect him. What will be the cost? First place winner in the Starling Struck! contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Sinead S., Ned S. - Complete
Serious by RageRunsStill reviews
Can you do me a favor?
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Ned S. - Complete
The Tale of Marie Susanne by AntiMarySue14 reviews
Marie Susanne was just an abnormally perfect demigod. But when she finally finds her destiny, something is wrong. Mary Sues are loathed, persecuted against! Can Marie use her unrealistic wit and power to discover why everyone seems to hate her?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,645 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010
Bitter Brothers by Another Artist reviews
You took one look at her and fell. It was a shame your brother couldn't do the same.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Ned S., Ted S. - Complete
A Loving Lie by Another Artist reviews
Everything was a lie, from the moment they met to the moment he died. But somewhere between that, it became real. And that was her fatal mistake. OneShot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Complete
Watch Your Character by Joelle8 reviews
In which an innocent story changes the fate of Wizarding kind forever more.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Looking Glass Wars Song Collection by Aquaria Identity 07 reviews
Songs rewritten and sung by the LGW characters themselves, now available on 2 disk CDs! Requests are welcome! Song #7 - Hatter Madigan sings away to Elton John's Can You Feel The Love Tonight!
Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 7/4/2009
How Rue Became the Mockingjay by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
She's teamed up with the little girl instead of the boy who loves her. Katniss Everdeen and the girl from Eleven are ruining their best-laid plans. So, "Caesar," they say, "Announce the change." -This is an alternate chronology for The Hunger Games.-
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 119 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Rue, Thresh - Complete
Another Perfect Day by Syberian Quest reviews
Her day starts out perfect, like any other - or so she thinks. Before she knows it, Natalie is swept into a grand adventure complete with a monkey, homing poodles, and an angry mother. Oh, my. Second place in the Impossible Challenge.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,411 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Natalie K., Isabel K. - Complete
Blond Bear by Joelle8 reviews
"I will be a bear and Mr. Puma," he offered quickly. "See? I am Mr. Puma. Roar!" Amy squealed and clapped her hands together excitedly. "Okay. B-But he's Dr. Puma, not Mr. Puma. Silly Nik'lai!"
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Amy C. - Complete
all this, and love too, will ruin us by verity candor reviews
Because Peter, Peter is the bravest of them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Peter P. - Complete
Peeta Mellark's Five Favorite Things to Bake by aimmyarrowshigh reviews
Peeta Mellark is ninety-six years old and the most beloved person in the Coal Estate, which was once – a long time ago, now – known as District 12.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Peeta M. - Complete
Among the Stars by Syberian Quest reviews
For so long, she had been overlooked. Rebuked. Ignored. Finally, she decided to take a stand. Little did she know, this one action would inevitably change her entire future. Not only that, but it would also change the world's.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Irina S. - Complete
Down With Kurt! by psychoticbookgirl reviews
Basically a mish-mash of stuff about that FREAK OF NATURE: Kurt! MAJOR spoilers for book 7. Only read if you are not pro-Kurt. If you ARE pro-Kurt, maybe you should read this! It'll do ya good! Just don't expect anything nice. It's bad, but I hate Kurt.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,518 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010
Daddy! by troubadour12 reviews
“Daddy…?” Ian knew he was done for. Really, truly done for. And then she cried.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,204 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010
A Christmas Carol by music4evah reviews
In a selfish world of growing hate, Dan has decided that Ian is too much to handle this Christmas. With his faithful friend Hamilton and a reluctant Natalie, the three hatch a plot to "help" Ian- but mostly themselves.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Ian K.
How To Accidentally Summon a Demon by patster223 reviews
Sherlock is possessed by a demon. A damned, wicked soul that uses the kitchen table for blood rituals and experiments. John doesn't even notice the difference.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,411 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 180 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic by the-lost-slayer reviews
'When you're with him, be yourself. Totally, completely, sometimes even bizarrely yourself.' - Serena Kim, Glamour Magazine. Fourteen things she does that he loves. Haimy fluff!
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Amy C., Hamilton H.
True Courage by foreverlarks reviews
Deep inside, that was what he had always wanted, but he was a coward- a coward who didn't want to admit the truth. He didn't like to accept the fact that he also desired to feel the presence of love. *Nominated Twice for the Madrigal Awards*
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Dan C. - Complete
The White & Black Bird by Another Artist reviews
The Kabras are ruthless and vicious, even to the Lucians. However, no one's ever gotten close enough to them to figure out their dark secret. That is, until Amy comes along… Ian/Amy. COMPLETE.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,721 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/18/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Under the Lights by Another Artist reviews
It was time he faced the truth he had been avoiding for years. OneShot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/11/2010 - Jonah W. - Complete
A Beautiful Accident by The Whisper of Wings reviews
All he wanted was acceptance. All she wanted was freedom. When they meet, it's a gasoline rainbow of prisma colors: just an accident,a beautiful accident. For Cascading Rainbows' Great Crack!Ship Challenge
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Complete
Katniss Everdeen: The Owner's Manual by TribalGirl reviews
This is just a short thing I did, an owner's manual for Katniss everdeen. Not really much. I didn't mention Gale or Peeta because that would turn the whole thing into a big mess. Like I said its not much but read it anyway! R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Katniss E.
Wandering The Lost and The Found by The Whisper of Wings reviews
A response to Another Artist's challenge, found on The Madrigals' forum. I may have broken some of the rules, so I'd be thankful if anyone pointed them out.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
If I Lose You by Another Artist reviews
It was an accident. It was not supposed to happen. I do not know what went wrong. All I know is that it is all my fault.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Dan C., Amy C. - Complete
A Buff Beauty by Another Artist reviews
Fate has a funny way of working out things that should probably be wrong into something that couldn't be more right. Natalie/Hamilton. OneShot.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Hamilton H., Natalie K. - Complete
After Mockingjay by jade1118 reviews
So after, when he whispers "So you love me. Real or not real?" I tell him, "Real." An expansion of that one page in Mockingjay
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Click by believeinthegods reviews
Annabeth Chase was sure she was in a serious relationship. As it turns out, she's not. Because she hasn't had the Click. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,759 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Di Immortales! by Klbooks reviews
When the gods quarrel about a certain incident that included the son of the sea god and a daughter of the goddess of wisdom kissing in a particular sea god's domain, things get a bit...random.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Poseidon, Athena - Complete
So You're a Masochist: the Art of Sidekicking by zooeypotter reviews
If you reckon you're tough, funny, and attractive enough for the job – or if, like me, you'd very little choice in the matter – then this book is the stylish monochrome wardrobe to your Death Eater; the hair product to your Malfoy; the... must I go on?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,278 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
32 Short Tales About Alagaesia by JoeMerl reviews
Angry gods. Weird shippings. Idiotic Ra'zac. Shades eating cheezeburgers. Come on, what more could you possibly want in an "Inheritance" fic? I mean, you know...besides character development or a plot? Chapter 28: "Screw You, Elves!"
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,357 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 1/17/2007 - Eragon S., Arya
The Scientific Journal of Dan Cahill by iciclegirl235 reviews
I know, I know, it's not exactly scientific, but as long as helps me pass Mr.Wyatt's science class, it works! Besides, I can't call it a diary; I'm more manly that that- not to mention Amy will make fun of me. For the 39 Diaries Contest.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,171 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010
Natalie Knows All by psychoticbookgirl reviews
Natalie's Diary: a book full of observations and emotions straight from the mind of one of the most gifted minds of this century. For 39 Diaries contest. It's bad and short. I wrote it in approximately 10 minutes, so that's probably why it stinks. Enjoy!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,670 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010
Yours Untruly by iciclegirl235 reviews
Dan doesn't like the fact that Ian's dating his sister, so he tells Ian how he feels- in a letter. And Ian decides to respond back. Of course, Amy manages to find out. One-shot
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 323 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Ian's Promise by thecellocaseofdoom reviews
Yes, Dan, Ian is here to sell cookies. He has them in Sorry, I'm an idiot, and 'Please forgive me Amy'. Would you like one? An entry to 'Bringing Down the Walls', Another Lovely Contest, by Another Artist. Read and Review, minna! Oh, and vote, too ;
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,926 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Promise Me by Shrrgnien reviews
"I promise." Two words, with little thought of their significance-but two thousand years later, with Zoe dying in her arms, Artemis struggles to keep an oath that suddenly seems too cruel to fulfill.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Zoë N., Artemis - Complete
The Matchmaker by conception.creation reviews
Eight lousy, stinking months have gone by and Nathaniel still refuses to let him go home. Bartimaeus gets creative. NxK AU set between GE and PG.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Nathaniel, Kitty J. - Complete
The Great Cahill Race by Paite-chan reviews
What do you get when you mix a Madrigal threat, the Cahills, and the Amazing Race together? Loads of comedy, lots of mayhem, and tons of CHAOS!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 33,529 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009
Yellow by psychoticbookgirl reviews
A songfic in which Amy realizes that she doesn't like the color yellow.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Complete
Four Shattered Pieces by Another Artist reviews
Ian blinked, trying to make sure he's seeing things right. That can't possibly be Amy standing at the door right before his marriage. OneShot. Ian/Amy.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,413 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Ian K., Amy C. - Complete
Complaints by The One Called Demetra reviews
The Lord of the Rings characters have had enough of fanfiction. What do to but go on a transdimensional adventure of Sue hunting and anthromorphized personifications with a random author off the very site they loathe?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Welcome to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline just wanted to write a fanfic. She didn't ask to be thrown into a world of shippers, fangirls, chronically honest reviewers, homicidal canons and general lunacy, and yet, somehow, she was. This is her, trying to cope, and failing. MEGACROSSOVER!
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Complete
A Salt, Rice Flour And Dextrose Rebirth by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The type of story for the Easter Season
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2009 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,583 - Follows: 235 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
James Learns to Apparate by JoeMerl reviews
James S. Potter learns that Splinching is just one problem that underaged Apparation can cause. One-shot. Warning: This story is dumb.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 12/3/2008 - James S. P. - Complete
A Weasley Family Thanksgiving by JoeMerl reviews
During Thanksgiving dinner, Fred just can't shake the feeling that something's not quite right. Rated for things you shouldn't discuss at your family meal. Crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Harry P., George W., Molly W., Fred W. - Complete
Spitting Images by netgirly2k reviews
Donna Noble for Eleven?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
www haunted hospitals com by Scythe The Wicked reviews
Found on a website last updated 1998 now dead under “Melgrove Mental Asylum” was a page with an eerie story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/31/2008 - 10th Doctor
Two Minutes by montypython203 reviews
AU Doomsday. What if two minutes was more than the Doctor needed?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/27/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Laundry by kalirush reviews
When she was six, she met a man with a coat. When she was thirteen, she met a man who didn't age. When she was twenty, she met a man who couldn't die. Set in the interim between PotW and Torchwood.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,899 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Entertainment Value by Monopoly reviews
The Doctor has never had a companion who couldn't keep themselves busy before; Donna is a little too social to keep herself entertained. The TARDIS may never get serviced again. Ten/Donna friendship. No spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,405 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008
The Idiots Guide to Foiling Alien Invasions by netgirly2k reviews
Jackie and Mickey save the day by bickering, drinking tea and spending a lot of time in the pub in the middle of the day.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Risky Business by Monopoly reviews
One shot. In a world where the Master never died, the Doctor comes to the realization that people under TARDIS arrest generally expect to be entertained. SimmMaster/10Doctor gen, small spoilers for Season 3 finale.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 1,104 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Times Trouble by Rosethorn reviews
Ian and Barbara are getting married. The Doctor attends. All ten of him. Plus companions. Chaos ensues.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Barbara W., Ian C. - Complete
Dear Mr Dalek by reddwarfaddict reviews
{Poem} The Doctor has the flu so his faithful companion does the only thing they can do...write a rhyming letter to a Dalek asking them not to invade. [Minor Whump: Ten]
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2008 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Wooded World of Worlds by Lady Yueh reviews
There exists a place where trees grow tall. After the Time War, The Doctor tries to forget. But the universe is far from finished with him. Narnia Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/14/2007 - 9th Doctor, Aslan - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Bad Gods by Calapine reviews
In School Reunion, the Doctor makes a different choice, and Rose finds herself some unexpected allies in her fight against him.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,876 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/4/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Complete
Emanations of Hate by 96 Hubbles reviews
Bizarre events raise hard questions for Hogan and his men. July 12th: I'm going away for awhile, so I've posted the final three chapters all at once.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,451 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Beyond the Veil by Eggo Waffles reviews
Between learning that the Afterlife is really just a field filled with ping pong tables and that his death was the product of an error in a computerized recordkeeping system, Sirius is seriously fed up. Thank God for chocolate and second chances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,127 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/24/2005 - Published: 9/1/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Slytherins Are Sexier by morrigan reviews
Sorting Hat song spoof. Utterly unworthy of me. Pushing back the boundaries of stupidity in fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 117 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/16/2000
Paranoia reviews
Written for Gone's Insanity and Madness Contest. Jonah struggles with his emotions after he kills Luna Amato. Rated K Plus for Luna's death.
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Jonah W. - Complete