Well, hi! :D
My name is Eva, I am 21 years old and live in good old Germany.
I love Transformers in a way that my family calls it creepy but I can't help it! XD I definatly can't tell you which of the Bots my favorite is, because I love them ALL! Optimus, Megatron, Starscream, Ironhide...I don't care :) Well...pehabs I have some kind of dislike against Sentinel...you know why? ;)
Well, sorry for my bad english but hey... I am german ;D
Now I only can show you how BAD I fell into Transformers:
Yours, Eva :)
You know you are a serious Transformers fan when:
-You see a red and white ambulance and you automatically think it's Ratchet. (well, it happened :D)
-You see a yellow Chevy Camaro with black racing stripes and think 'OMG IT'S BUMBLEBEEEE!' (nearly had a car accident because of it...)
-You say you will unleash Ironhide on someone if they are being annoying. (damn yes did it twice >:D)
-You can point out a Peterbilt 379 even if you only hear the engine. (Definetly!)
-You can get people to do what you want by saying, 'Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.' (not with this senctence, but yeeaaaahhh. I can.)
-You call your cat Ravage. (Sure man!)
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy. (Yeaaah?)
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime (Hell YEAH!)
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. (To be honest: I always read Decepticon and then I am confused till I understand that I read it wrong)
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God. (Yup)
-You saw the movie over 25 times. (could be right XD )
-You curse in Cybertronian so much you'd make Ironhide cringe. (Always :D My family asked me what I am the hell talking about!)
-You say 'We all work for the Decepticons now' when you are talking about your boss. (Not anymore...I am free again :D)
-You read Transformers fanfiction in most of your free time. (How many hours has a day? Mh…Work minus sleep minus eating time…mh… perhabs…6 or 7 hours? :D )
-You can give a full visual analysis of a battle scene in the Bay-verse movies and explain every last detail to your clueless friend. (DEFINETLY! And after that they call me a creep X'O)
-You scream in hapiness if a F-22 flies above your head. (Man are you kidding? I scream the whole street down! NO shit!)
-You wish your boy-/girlfriend would be more like a Transformer. (Serious? I wish a TRANSFORMER would be my boyfriend. Man…life could be soooo amazing!)
97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! I wish there were more explosions!
If you've ever sworn to be an Autobot/Decepticon...
If you've ever compared a guy to a Transformer...
If you still read fanfics and watch the films even when people call you a nerd...
If it broke your heart when your favorite one died...
...and you cheered like hell itself had fallen when they returned to life...
...Post this, fellow Transfan, and know that we are more than meets the eye
LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
2 Optimus Prime
10 Sentinel Prime
Then ask the following questions...
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Me: I hope you have a DAMN good reason to wake me up or I will let your canons look like baby toys…
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: WAAAAAH!!!! GET OUT YOU PERVERTED FRAGGER!!!!
Star: *Screams and runs out*
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: Well… what should I say…I LOVE IT!!! XD I always loved your pairing!
Jazz: Wow…I’m surprised. Is she sane?
Soundwave: Soundwave not sure. Some test should be done. Soundwave will call the Doc…
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Aaaawww, Bee that’s so sweet!!! Thanks a lot! *smiling and throwing it away when he doesn't look...Bots just can't cook...*
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *snickering and drawing doodles at the armor plates* He will be SO pissed XD
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Aaaaaw welcome to the family! I love you!
Autobots and Decepticons: Are you INSANE????
Me: Nope X) I always loved him!!! *hugs Megs*
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Why am I not surprised?...
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: I swear to Primus…one more word and I will rip your mask off and stick it up your tailpipe…
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: IRONHIIIIIIDE!!! HELP!!!!
Hide is running down the street, canons glowing*
Me: SHOOT THIS FRAGGERS!!! SHOOOOOOT!!!!!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: *looking down* He never gives me something for my birthday...it's Starscream after all...
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: Easy. He will dance down the street like a boss, kill the roof like a boss and I am safed…like a boss….
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: What is it Bee?
Me: WHAT is it?!
Bee: *BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEB!!!!!!* *grabs me and shaking me*
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Ironhide: YOU WILL MARRY THE FRAGGER THAT KILLED ME????????
Me: Hide I HATE him!!!! I don’t want to but they forced me to say yes!!!
Ironhide: So what should I do now??? Shake hands with him???
Me: Damn, NO! SHOOT the idiot!
Ironhide: He’s your future spark-mate and I should SHOOT him???
Me: Do I look like I wanne marry this scrap-head?!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Megatron: Which one of this disgustingly fleshbags dumped you?! I will kill this insect by ripping him apart!!!
Me: *cyring and pointing at some stranger I never met*
Stranger: What???? NO! NONONONONO!!!!!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Me: Pf…he will ignore or shoot me…
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He is strong and badass and beautiful and I love the color black and I love canons and I love GMC Topkick’s and I love dangerous guys and adventure and…*going on and going on*
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: *Sceptical glance to Optimus* You are sure about that buddy??? I mean SOUNDWAVE???
Optimus:….I can’t change it!
Me: *thinking* Weeeeell…If he treats you good…but one wrong move to you and he is dead!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: H-hh-hi Mr. and Mrs. Starscream… ehm…nice…to meet you?
Parents: By Primus what is that?! SQUISH IT!!!
Me: Oh shit...
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: Bee and Ratchet...kissing??? Hell NO! That's the worst pairing ever!!!
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Ratchet!!! *hits him with a wrench* You're a pit slagging DOCTOR not a heartbreaker!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me thinking: Ha…just wait till you are in stasis…I will let your paintjob look like a screenshot out of ponyland…you will never look at me the same…
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: *blushing* Well…guys I think I have to tell you something?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: *gasp* That is so sweet when he is shy!!! AWWW!!!! *runs away to hug him*
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: You know…first YOU killed him so you can’t kiss him like that and YOU shouted at me for marrying him if you can remember?!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: They killed each other…or died because of gorgeous interface…whatever they are late!!!
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: Absolutely yes.
Would 2 trust 5?
Me: With his life.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Sentinel: Stop poking me…
Sentinel: Stop it youngling!
Sentinel: *grabs servo and doing the death glare*
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Bee and Hide: *looking at each other* FIGHTING!!!! YEAH!
Me: Guys…we don’t have that subject…
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Me: *looking at the moving and crawling food* Dudes…what IS that?!
Ratchet: I told you we should use dead food!
Starscream: But that’s boring!
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: *shouting* SIDES! SUNNY! WHAT DID YOU….!!!!????
Me: BEE! Have you looked in the mirror?!
Bee: *shaking head, panicking*
Me: *deadliest Death glare ever* You better fix this, or I will call Ratchet…
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Me: Soundwave will give Ratchet love advice??? Hell no….
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Me: About Megatron in a pink bikini, sunbathing and eating a lollipop…
Sentinal: RUN SOUNDWAVE! RUUUN!
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Me: *watching Sentinel hobbling* That was by accident, wasn’t it?
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Soundwave: Optimus Prime loves My little pony?
Optimus: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS??? Eh…I mean…that’s not true!
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Me*watching Bee running around and singing* Everything alright Ratch?
Ratchet: *pant* Sure…*pant* I will…just lay down *pant* and recover for a moment…
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Ratchet: *Death glare out of the corner*
Me: What is wrong with Ratchet?
Others: You forgot to invite him.
Me: OH NO! I did WHAAAT? *running to Ratchet to pled for forgiveness*
7 won the lottery?
Megatron: I WILL BUY THE WHOLE WORLD TO CONCORE IT!
Me: *facepalm* Dear Lord…
8 had quite a big secret?
Me: I will never tell someone…if you stop pranking me…
Sunny and Sides: Deal.
9 became a singer?
Me: Soundwave a singer? Hey Sounders! Can we do a duo?!
10 got a daughter?
Me: Poor thing….
What would 1 think of 2?
Ironhide: Best friend ever.
How would 3 greet 4?
Starscream: Hi Aft.
Me: Bad Starscream, baaaaaaad Starscream! *hugging crying Jazz*
What would 4 envy about 5?
Jazz: Best Buddy ever! Hey Bee, everything cool?
Bee: *Posing like a gangster* BIEB!
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Me: Bee!!! WAKE UP! It’s just a nightmare!
Me: Another dream with rotating saws and needles?
Bee: *nods scared*
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: Bad and deadly mood if you annoy them…
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Me: They are Autobots. Just their sign would piss him off.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Me: Easy. At the battle field.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Me: Everything. Because Sentinel is a liar and a stupid aft-hole.
Sentinel: How dare you…
Me: Oh shut up…
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Me: His ugly face is enough…
Is 3 Gay?
Me: Starscream gay? Possible…his voice is horrible and he’s a diva…weeeell…we could try to feed some Snickers to him but if that will change his chances of not being gay?
How do you feel right now?
Me: Observed and in danger :D
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