Well, hi! :D
My name is Eva, I am 20 years old and live in good old Germany.
I love Transformers in a way that my family calls it creepy but I can't help it! XD I definatly can't tell you which of the Bots my favorite is, because I love them ALL! Optimus, Megatron, Starscream, Ironhide...I don't care :) Well...pehabs I have some kind of dislike against Sentinel...you know why? ;)
At the moment I am learning to be a watchmaker but in every free minute I read german or english Transformers fanfictions to pass time. In my mother language I also write my own fanfiction called "Spark of Hearts". I never thought it would be such a good visited story!
Well, sorry for my bad english but hey... I am german ;D
Now I only can show you how BAD I fell into Transformers:
Yours, Eva :)
You know you are a serious Transformers fan when:
-You can talk about the Transformers all day and list off every last reason why. (hours and hours… :D)
-You see a red and white ambulance and you automatically think it's Ratchet. (well, it happened :D)
-You see a yellow Chevy Camaro with black racing stripes and think 'OMG IT'S BUMBLEBEEEE!' (nearly had a car accident because of it...)
-You say you will unleash Ironhide on someone if they are being annoying. (well, not Ironhide, but ALL Autobots XD )
-You dream you are on tour with your favorite Transformer. (every night!)
-You can point out a Peterbilt 379 even if you only hear the engine. (Definetly!)
-You can get people to do what you want by saying, 'Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.' (not with this senctence, but yeeaaaahhh. I can.)
-You call your cat Ravage. (Sure man!)
-You see anything TF and go fan crazy. (Yeaaah?)
-You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime (Hell YEAH!)
-You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. (To be honest: I always read Decepticon and then I am confused till I understand that I read it wrong)
-You pray to Lord Primus instead of God. (Yup)
-You saw the movie over 25 times. (could be right XD )
-You curse in Cybertronian so much you'd make Ironhide cringe. (Always :D My family asked me what I am the hell talking about!)
-You see a mountain and wonder if there's Energon in it. ( I wonder it all the time and erverywhere.)
-You say 'We all work for the Decepticons now' when you are talking about your boss. (In my version it’s Megatron or Unicron XD)
-You get really jittery and nervous when you know Transformers is on and you, for some reason, are not watching it. (Man…it’s horrible if I can’t watch Transformers! Sure I am nervous!)
-You read Transformers fanfiction in most of your free time. (How many hours have a day? Mh…Work minus sleep minus eating time…mh… perhabs…6 or 7 hours? :D )
-You can give a full visual analysis of a battle scene in the Bay-verse movies and explain every last detail to your clueless friend. (DEFINETLY! And after taht they call me a creepy freak X'O)
-You scream in hapiness if a F-22 flies above your head. (Man are you kidding? I scream the whole street down! NO shit!)
-You wish your boy-/girlfriend would be more like a Transformer. (Serious? I wish a TRANSFORMER would be my boyfriend. Man…life could be soooo amazing!)
-You have a lot of Transformers stuff in your room. (Weeeelll...yeah. A lot of :D )
If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!
If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!
97% of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! I wish there were more explosions!
LIST YOUR FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:
2 Optimus Prime
10 Sentinel Prime
Then ask the following questions...
What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night
Me: I hope you have a DAMN good reason to wake me up or I will let your canons look like baby toys…
Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
Me: Hello there… *sexy smirk* You want to join?
Star: Ehm… *gulps*
Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
Me: Well… what should I say…I LOVE IT!!! XD I always loved your pairing!
Jazz: Wow…I’m surprised. Is she sane?
Soundwave: Soundwave not sure. Some test should be done. Soundwave will call the Doc…
Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Me: Aaaawww, Bee that’s so sweet!!! Thanks a lot! *grabs food and eat like a starving animal*
Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *snickering and drawing doodles at the armor plates*
Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Me: Sure buddy! You are always welcome bro!
Autobots and Decepticons: Are you INSANE????
Me: Nope X) I always loved him!!! *hugs Megs*
Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Me: Why am I not surprised?...
Number 9 made fun of your friends?
Me: I swear to Primus…one more word and I will rip your mask off and stick it up your tailpipe…
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Me: IRONHIIIIIIDE!!! HELP!!!!
Hide is running down the street, canons glowing*
Me: SHOOT THIS FRAGGERS!!! SHOOOOOOT!!!!!
It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Me: *exited* Do you got me something Star?! I wanne knowwwwwww!!! *cry*
Star: Shut up fleshling…or I will regret my present of not killing you this day…
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Me: Easy. He will dance down the street like a boss, kill the roof like a boss and I am safed…like a boss….
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Me: What is it Bee?
Me: WHAT is it?!
Bee: *BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEB!!!!!!* *grabs me and shaking me*
You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?
Ironhide: YOU WILL MARRY THE FRAGGER THAT KILLED ME????????
Me: Hide I HATE him!!!! I don’t want to but they forced me to say yes!!!
Ironhide: So what should I do now??? Shake hands with him???
Me: Damn, NO! SHOOT the idiot!
Ironhide: He’s your future spark-mate and I should SHOOT him???
Me: Do I look like I wanne marry this scrap-head?!
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Megatron: Which one of this disgustingly fleshbags dumped you?! I will kill this insect by ripping him apart!!!
Me: *cyring and pointing at some stranger I never met*
Stranger: What???? NO! NONONONONO!!!!!
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Me: Pf…he will ignore or shoot me…
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
He is strong and badass and beautiful and I love the color black and I love canons and I love GMC Topkick’s and I love dangerous guys and adventure and…*going on and going on*
Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
Me: *Sceptical glance to Optimus* You are sure about that buddy??? I mean SOUNDWAVE???
Optimus:….I can’t change it!
Me: *thinking* Weeeeell…If he treats you good…but one wrong move to you and he is dead!
You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?
Me: H-hh-hi Mr. and Mrs. Starscream… ehm…nice…to meet you?
Parents: By Primus what is that?! SQUISH IT!!!
Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Me: The kid and the Doc….ugh…possible but…damn that would be disgusting…
Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
Me: Ratchet how could you!!! What happened to the old nice Ratchet?! Shame on you!
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Me thinking: Ha…just wait till you are in stasis…I will let your paintjob look like a screenshot out of ponyland…you will never look at me the same…
Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
Me: *blushing* Well…guys I think I have to tell you something?
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?
Me: *gasp* That is so sweet when he is shy!!! AWWW!!!! *runs away to hug him*
You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
Me: You know…first YOU killed him so you can’t kiss him like that and YOU shouted at me for marrying him if you can remember?!
You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Me: They killed each other…or died because of gorgeous interface…whatever they are late!!!
Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Me: Absolutely yes.
Would 2 trust 5?
Me: With his life.
Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Sentinel: Stop poking me…
Sentinel: Stop it youngling!
Sentinel: *grabs servo and doing the death glare*
5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Bee and Hide: *looking at each other* FIGHTING!!!! YEAH!
Me: Guys…we don’t have that subject…
If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Me: *looking at the moving and crawling food* Dudes…what IS that?!
Ratchet: I told you we should use dead food!
Starscream: But that’s boring!
7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Me: *shouting* SIDES! SUNNY! WHAT DID YOU….!!!!????
Me: BEE! Have you looked in the mirror?!
Bee: *shaking head, panicking*
Me: *deadliest Death glare ever* You better fix this, or I will call Ratchet…
9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Me: Soundwave will give Ratchet love advice??? Hell no….
10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Me: About Megatron in a pink bikini, sunbathing and eating a lollipop…
Sentinal: RUN SOUNDWAVE! RUUUN!
1 accidentally kicked 10?
Me: *watching Sentinel hobbling* That was by accident, wasn’t it?
2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Soundwave: Optimus Prime loves My little pony?
Optimus: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS??? Eh…I mean…that’s not true!
5 and 6 did a workout together?
Me*watching Bee running around and singing* Everything alright Ratch?
Ratchet: *pant* Sure…*pant* I will…just lay down *pant* and recover for a moment…
6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
Ratchet: *Death glare out of the corner*
Me: What is wrong with Ratchet?
Others: You forgot to invite him.
Me: OH NO! I forgot him!!! *running to Ratchet to pled for forgiveness*
7 won the lottery?
Megatron: I WILL BUY THE WHOLE WORLD TO CONCORE IT!
Me: *facepalm* Dear Lord…
8 had quite a big secret?
Me: I will never tell someone…if you stop pranking me…
Sunny and Sides: Deal.
9 became a singer?
Me: Soundwave a singer? Hey Sounders! Can we do a duo?!
10 got a daughter?
Me: Poor thing….
What would 1 think of 2?
Ironhide: Best friend ever. And my Prime so I have to like him.
How would 3 greet 4?
Starscream: Hi Aft.
Me: Bad Starscream, baaaaaaad Starscream! *hugging crying Jazz*
What would 4 envy about 5?
Jazz: Best Buddy ever! Hey Bee, everything cool?
Bee: *Posing like a gangster* BIEB!
What dream would 5 have about 6?
Me: Bee!!! WAKE UP! It’s just a nightmare!
Me: Another dream with rotating saws and needles?
Bee: *nods scared*
What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Me: Bad and deadly mood if you annoy them…
What would make 7 angry at 8?
Me: They are Autobots. Just their sign would piss him off.
Where would 8 meet 9?
Me: Easy. At the battle field.
What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Me: Everything. Because Sentinel is a liar and a stupid aft-hole.
Sentinel: How dare you…
Me: Oh shut up…
What would make 10 scared of 1?
Me: His ugly face is enough…
Is 3 Gay?
Me: Starscream gay? Possible…his voice is horrible and he’s a diva…weeeell…we could try to feed some Snickers to him but if that will change his chances of not being gay?
How do you feel right now?
Me: Observed and in danger :D
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