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Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Books, Harry Potter, Rebecca, and Mass Effect.

Long-time lurker. Decloaking because of Mass Effect.

I'd be your slave if you'd fulfil the following:

- Adrien Victus - centric.

- Chellick/Jenna (I mean wtf Conrad Verner?!)

- C-sec centric

As you can see I'm rather fond of turians. Who isn't?

Also from Hitman : 47/Diana

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Paradigm by artistic mishap reviews
A strange explosion rocks the Presidium, and the woman found in the epicenter sends shockwaves ripping through the galaxy. With the recently acquired Prothean beacon slowly killing her, Shepard knows this woman is the key to defeating the Reapers. She knows, because this woman claims the impossible: that she's also Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,152 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Kaidan A., Liara T'Soni
Crucible by SirArthurNudge reviews
The war is over but sometimes the end is just the beginning...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 381,328 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Live and Learn by Charis77 reviews
The story of Cadmus Vakarian, father of Garrus Vakarian. Begins with his marriage and will follow him through the Mass Effect series of games and a little beyond. Explores Cadmus' impact on and relationship with his family, focusing on our favorite turian, Garrus Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 374,434 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 11/21/2012 - OC, Garrus V., Solana Vakarian - Complete
The Glass Coffin by Boreal Peat reviews
They finished healing Shepard's wounds, but due to the interference of the Shadow Broker, she meets Archangel a little earlier than Cerberus had intended, with some eye-opening consequences. Shepard/Garrus, AU
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,626 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/22/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)]
From the Ashes by erttheking reviews
Even after seeing their world burned, Humanity was able to stand up again, and push beyond their pre-war status and reach the heavens. But how will a hardened Humanity handle life among the stars? And how will others react to this aggressive newcomer?
Crossover - Fallout & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 578,738 - Reviews: 2477 - Favs: 1,076 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 5/17/2012
Ante Up by GreenMamba5 reviews
With his father and Solana aboard the Normandy, Garrus finds it difficult to keep his relationship with Shepard a secret. Skyllian Five, Jack being her usual charming self, and Garrus learning more about humans than he can handle. Random updates.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,645 - Reviews: 714 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Cerberus Files Addenda : The Systems Alliance by LogicalPremise reviews
Being re-written: Cerberus's take on the SA. Follows the style of the the Cerberus Files for alien races.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,925 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F)
Sound the Clarion by Amber Penglass reviews
In the chaos of the ongoing First Contact War, the Alliance is contacted by a resistence cell comprised of captured humans on Palaven, and Shepard is drafted for a covert mission to make contact. Her cover lands her where? The Vakarian household, of course. Shepard/Garrus, AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,357 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 842 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Every One That Asketh by istie reviews
The Reapers are defeated, and the galactic community is barely holding together after the presumed death of Commander Shepard and the disappearance of the Normandy. The return of both, with unexpected complications, prompts a whole lot of questions, and very few answers. WARNING: baby! Post-ME3, canon tweaking. Rated M for mature themes. Updating biweekly on Mondays.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,045 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Forfeit by artistic mishap reviews
There was something Hackett always intended to tell Shepard - and now it's too late. Post ME3 vignettes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,477 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Admiral Hackett, Hannah S. - Complete
The Ending Where Nobody Loses by MalayaKai reviews
Sequel to 'The Auction Where Everyone Wins'. Tanith heads back to the Normandy, a little worse for wear, looking for Lorik and finding Garrus. Will it all turn out alright in the end? K-meme request and follow-up. M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,538 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Garrus V.
Time Will Tell by Charis77 reviews
A series of glimpses into the life of Hannah Shepard, the woman who shaped the heroine of the galaxy. Begins with Hannah's early life and follows her through the Mass Effect series of games and a little beyond.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 185,543 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hannah S., Shepard (F) - Complete
My Sweetest Poison by Anendda Rysden reviews
Caught up in Wesker's mystery and intrigue, Claire slowly uncovers a grim secret that could change everything she knows about the man. Now she's falling in love with the Devil, and the line between good and evil has already begun to blur...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,561 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R.
Entropy by jhoom reviews
An injury causes Shepard to lose her ability to create new memories, with devastating effects on the events of ME3. How can the galaxy overcome its greatest threat without its hero? Is there anything they can do to mend the past or better the future? FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,144 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Catch Me, Catch Me With Your Hands by Lamia-Kuei reviews
A turian becomes curious and then romantically interested in a human coworker, to the amusement of his friends. As luck would have it, she's interested back. OC characters, kmeme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
Unrequited? by pixelatrix reviews
"Let's just say that I'm well-versed in diversionary tactics." Fem Shep & Hackett pairing. Slight Spoilers for ME2 & ME3. Rated M for Language & Stuff.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,086 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: The Taming of Shepard by Maya Aodhan reviews
An A/U story where several familiar crew are N1's at the Villa in Rio de Janeiro. I seem to enjoy taking inspiration from favourite classics and play them out with our favourite crew. This one is based loosely on William Shakespeare's Taming of the Shrew. This comes from a request by Miriari and some lovely readers who wanted more. Love to you all!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Ashley W., James V. - Complete
Garrus and the G-Strings by Maya Aodhan reviews
This is...I can't even explain what this is. But Rari is to blame. TOTALLY to blame! Honest! I can't seem to get the music links working. I'm sorry! There was meant to be a soundtrack to this! Completely A/U - not even close to the events of Mass Effect, just me borrowing characters I love to tell my own story.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,249 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Ashley W., James V. - Complete
The Auction Where Everyone Wins by MalayaKai reviews
Tanith Delano is a crew-member aboard the Normandy, along for the ride as they're given much needed shore leave after the defeat of the Collectors, celebrating their victory with beer, laughter, and ... a human fetishist convention? Lorik/OFC MassKinkFill
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,597 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Complete
Archangel by Rokubi reviews
Commander Shepard meets with the mysterious Archangel in a dark corner of Afterlife. He's clearly turian, but that's all that she can tell as he's kept his helm on throughout the whole meeting. But she can't help but feel like she knows him… ME 2 F!Shepard/Garrus M Content
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Mass Effect: Interregnum by The Naked Pen reviews
The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Crime - Chapters: 55 - Words: 303,425 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Heavy in Your Arms by Knune reviews
Their relationship can never be normal, but they have each other and normal is overrated anyway. Claire/Wesker. Companion pieces to Running Up That Hill.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,231 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 8/22/2011 - A. Wesker, Claire R. - Complete
Per Ardua by Fistful of Gamma Rays reviews
The Reapers are coming and no prayers or pleas or weapons will turn them aside. The galaxy will have to fight them off the old-fashioned way. ME3 without the Crucible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,473 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 3/3/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Just Like Old Times by tarysande reviews
Garrus Vakarian's past and present, told through interconnected short stories one letter of the alphabet at a time.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,228 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Priority: Valentine by Orifiel reviews
Upon learning of the human concept of Valentine's Day, Garrus asks Shepard to meet him on the Citadel, hoping to finally establish their relationship. But when he realizes he's not the only one she has plans with that day, he embarks on a personal (and highly inappropriate) mission to eliminate his perceived rivals.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/9/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Mass Effect: A Fornax Production by Mothbanquet reviews
Short OC comedy. Acerbic erotic movie director Jon Freeman is in a bit of a pickle. He is tasked with creating Call of Booty, the most ambitious and expensive porn flick in Fornax's history. Can he and his long-suffering elcor producer Xantar deliver the goods or will they end up with their own private parts in orbit around Illium?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Complete
Language of Love by Don't Mess With Aria reviews
Shepard's mother Hannah has some trouble with her translator.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 884 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus - Complete
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,528 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
Home Fires Burning by Eponymous Rose reviews
Khar'shan, Tiptree, Citadel, Palaven, Earth. Five tales from the Reaper War. This is the way the worlds end.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,108 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Hilary Moreau, Solana Vakarian - Complete
A Ship for Shepard by cellostargalactica reviews
"Sam Shepard hated birthdays. Her mother made an effort to fill them with presents and games and a cake so delicious it could only possibly happen once a year, but because Shepard never got what she truly wanted, she figured the entire institution of birthdays was a failure. And what Shepard truly wanted was to meet her father." Vignettes on family, loss, and love.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,510 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hannah S., Admiral Hackett - Complete
The One That Got Away by Niamh St. George reviews
When the prison-ship Purgatory fell, more than just Jack got out in the chaos. And now someone is stalking and killing the Citadel's war refugees — but when the killer suddenly changes his MO, Shepard has little choice but to get involved; can she catch someone who's already slipped through the cracks once — more importantly, can she do it before he hurts anyone else?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,570 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Gabby and Ken by JoeLaTurkey reviews
Will the Normandy's favourite double-act ever realise their potential as a couple? Let's find out. Kenneth/Gabriella
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,390 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Gabby D., Ken D.
The Fun Filled Adventures of Reaper Lord Shepard by Iliya Moroumetz reviews
Inspired by Makani's tumblr fanarts, the Control Ending. Only with some much needed lulz. So, what is the most important thing to a Control minded Shepard after she becomes the God Reaper of Reapers? Why, getting good and wasted, that's what.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Mass Effect: Mistakes Worth Sharing by Sudentor reviews
Just four ups and downs a very special turian feels are worth sharing. General Garrus Vakarian gives the commencement address to the first post-Reaper War graduating class at the Cipritine Hill Services Academy.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Garrus V. - Complete
Hell Hath No Fury by Henta1Rampag3 reviews
Admiral Daro'Xen Vas Moreh and Zaal'Koris Vas Qwib-Qwib hate each other to the core; they are on complete opposite ends of the quarian political spectrum... but opposites attract. Rated M for a reason. Kmeme fill
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Daro'Xen, Zaal'Koris - Complete
Victory Beard by ColossusProblematic reviews
Shepard vows not to shave his beard until the Reapers are defeated. But some beards are too powerful for any one man to wield, as his crew discovers to their horror.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Noetic Dossiers by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
Stripped down to the bare minimum on an obscure planet and stuck with the one alien she swore to herself that she would maintain a safe distance with? It's going to be a hell of a long night for the gunnery chief.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Ashley W., Garrus V.
Variations on a Theme, with Tank and Gunfire by servantofclio reviews
Shepard finds herself reliving the last few years, from the beacon on Eden Prime to the battle on Earth. Again, and again, and again. How much can she change? How much should she change? M for language, occasional sexual situations.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,574 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Vae Victo by GreenMamba5 reviews
Part 1: the story of Tarquin's mother, Part 2: to be posted the story of Tarquin's birth. Vae Victo, "he who is conquered."
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Primarch Adrien Victus, Tarquin Victus
Between Breaths by Plantress reviews
Victus, Garrus and a moment between battles on Menae. Implied FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Garrus V., Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
Ulysses by Demonic Angel Clone reviews
Ashley's walls crumble, looking down at the slumbering infant. "Lucy…needs a home." With his free hand, he wraps an arm around Ashley's waist and looks her in the eye, colbalt blue meeting warm almond. "We could be her home." Set during ME3 and beyond.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,533 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Ashley W., Garrus V.
Journal of the Plague Days by servantofclio reviews
Everyday life on Omega isn't the easiest, but it can be good... until the plague hits. Female Human OC/Male Turian OC, Shepard cameo
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,311 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
Waiting by TheAngelStrikesBack reviews
Some say that waiting is the hardest part. Apparently those people have never experienced what comes after. Sometimes, however, a few are lucky enough to have someone help pick up the pieces. Story of the C-Sec officer and refugee girl.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,200 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Complete
Answer Me AU by picchar reviews
A couple of years before the Reapers attack, humans and turians are still at war. Shepard is captured. Garrus is tasked to interrogate her. This story is an AU of Mass Effect 1 and a ME Kink Meme Fill. Rated M for some violence and future sexual content. Mostly for the latter, but that will only be in one chapter.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,702 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Layin' Down the Law by Nuclear Bacon reviews
Admiral Hackett ALWAYS needs a drink. Based off of the good sir Sudentor's fic A Crucible In More Ways Than One. Rule board fic, 100 rules for the crew of the Crucible.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
All That Comes After by 00Archangel00 reviews
Post ME 3. After the Reapers comes rebuilding: planets, civilizations, relationships.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 51,931 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Baby Makes Three by Plantress reviews
Shepard has been letting a turian baby they rescued stay on the Normandy. Garrus finally asks why. FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
You Have to Say It by Tacens reviews
Short episodes about the sacrifices you must make for interspecies love.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,818 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Cream or Sugar by Illusionsfire76 reviews
A one-shot story of sibling rivalry between Garrus Vakarian and his sister Solana. Written for an art exchange meme with greenmamba5.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Garrus V., Solana Vakarian - Complete
Come Home by flippedeclipse reviews
Sometimes the weight of a thousand worlds is too much to bear, even for Shepard. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Don't Follow by jhoom reviews
Post Control Ending. Garrus just can't let go of Shepard, and it certainly doesn't help that it doesn't feel like she's really left him. How far is he willing to go to be with her again? Kink meme fill. Rating subject to change.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
The Translation in Blood by MalayaKai reviews
Hannah Shepard and Turian Councilor Sparatus have a history that stretches back decades into the First Contact War. Behind Commander Shepard's life and trials, her mother follows her own path into fate and love and the strains of both. 2013 MassEffect Kinkmeme's People's Choice Award for Best Story Without Shepard as a Main Character. (coolest thing ever, holy cow)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,892 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hannah S., Councilor Sparatus
Playdate by flippedeclipse reviews
Garrus and Shepard "relieve some tension" after a mission. Nothing but some PWP, with a lot of kink added to the mix. Rated M for a reason.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Long Distance by anonymous moose reviews
Even in peacetime, the nightmares keep her up some nights. But he's always there for her, even when he's not. Shepard/Vakarian. Post-ME3. Pure, unabashed romantic nonsense.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Sister Complex by Turtle00001 reviews
Kmeme Prompt-Shepard Siblings-ME3 Garrus Vakarian, like most of the crew, had no idea Commander John Shepard had a kid sister. And he certainly had no idea Jane'd be so... enticing. But John certainly isn't the first brother to have a protective streak
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 49,800 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Curiosity by quondam reviews
While the Reapers ravage Palaven, some of the Turians on Menae pass the time by trading stories about the species they've bedded. Garrus enlightens them on what it's like to be with a human. Originally posted on the MEK community on LJ.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Love Comes Softly by olyphantastic reviews
Mr and Mrs Bullock find love over cold, weak tea. M for sexual content.
Deadwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,256 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012
The Warm Abyss by MalayaKai reviews
Garrus does his best to get Shepard to let go and experience her first orgasm. Rated mature for a reason, graphic sex. MassKink meme fill.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Galaxy's Oldest Profession by BountyHuntress16 reviews
Meme fill. To survive on Omega, you can only look out for yourself. Yet Shepard, a smart-mouthed hooker with a mean right hook, finds herself drawn into Garrus Vakarian's mission to bring justice to her home and the gangs who overrun it.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,623 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Bucket List by Eternity's Angel of Mercy reviews
(Part 1 of 4 in the series) Earth-born Shepard is spending her shore leave fulfilling an unusual bucket list item: driving cross country in an ancient muscle car. Only one Turian would be brave enough to go along for the bumpy, and surprising, ride. -FemShep/Garrus, post ME1-
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,045 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 4/27/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
In Times of War by MLGumm reviews
...friends pop up from the oddest places. A human colony kid, barely fifteen and a turian C-Sec officer closing in on twice her age certainly count as an odd pair of friends, but war has a way of bringing us together, even as it tears us apart.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 26,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Complete
Night Shift by Akeeni reviews
Kink Meme Fill - AU/Femshep/Garrus/Nihlus. Garrus and Shepard are C-Sec officers and friends with benefits. An ill advised idea to wind down on their bosses desk ends suprisingly well.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Shepard Code by quondam reviews
Set Post-ME3 where Shepard chooses Control. A hundred years after the Reaper War, a Turian ship captained by the grandson of Garrus Vakarian comes across a derelict Reaper inhabited by a hologram of Commander Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 41 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Grunt: NounVerb by OhSoDeadly
1. A low, short guttural sound made by an animal or a person. 2. A short-tempered, hard-assed krogan juvenile with too much free time between missions. See also GARRUS VAKARIAN'S HEADACHE.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
Restless by anonymous moose reviews
Shepard is restless. Garrus is agitated. Vega just wants to do pull-ups. Shepard/Vakarian.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Get Your Game On by Natsuki reviews
Response to a masskink prompt. Appearances matter, particularly to turians seriously considering something more serious in a relationship. Garrus, his new armor and new casual clothes, and all the people quietly rooting for FemShep and him.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Good Turians by Natsuki reviews
Adrien Victus is not a good turian. He plays fast and loose with strategy, befriends former vigilantes-turned-Reaper-experts. Solana Vakarian at least tries to be a good turian. ... this does not always work. Side story to 'Get Your Game On.'
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Primarch Adrien Victus, Solana Vakarian
A Day in the Life by red lilies reviews
It was a good day when Primarch Victus didn't have to deal with turian politics or Commander Shepard's antics. It was a bad day when he had one. There was no word for both.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Shepard (F), Primarch Adrien Victus - Complete
Eyeballing It: Random Mass Effect Drabble by xXthecatalystXx reviews
Random drabble featuring FemShep and the gang. With guest appearances from Serviceman Chung, Tali's shotgun, Charr the poetry reciting Krogan, and other favorites. BioWare owns the characters, I just like to play with them a bit...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 30,219 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Shepard (F)
Mass Effect 3: A Crucible in More Ways Than One by Sudentor reviews
Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/5/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
fresh pair of eyes by Alialka reviews
The solid friendship between the human commander and the turian Reaper advisor was a well known fact. But there were whispers of more and on one night, Primarch Victus realizes what 'more' really is.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Troublesome by DBtheLinguaphile reviews
Armando Owen Bailey is NOT having a good day. One of his problems is named Lantar Sidonis.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Complete
Storytellers by melpomenewrites reviews
The story of Shepard's life, turned into nighttime story many parents across different species tell their children.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
No Yes Maybe by FlashFiction reviews
Minerva McGonagall was once married. I know! I didn't see it coming either . The partner J.K.Rowling chose for her was a man called Elphinstone Urquart and this is how I think their engagement would have gone. Written for The Proposal Challange.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Minerva M., Elphinstone U. - Complete
Company of Stars by xahra99 reviews
A seasonal story written for the Mass Effect Secret Santa gift exchange. The Normandy discovers something unexpected on their journey through space, and Garrus nearly shoots down Santa. One-shot. Complete
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Shepard (M), Shepard (F)
A Turian Called Horse by Boreal Peat reviews
Shepard's memory might be enough to fall in love with. When all Garrus has are memories, daydreams, and the occasional cheesy movie, he finds he'd rather make due with that than pretend this isn't the galaxy she died to protect.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,220 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/12/2011 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Field Research by Thorncastor reviews
Where Garrus is lacking in information, Shepard is more than willing to provide. FemShep/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,777 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F)
Aliens are Weird by KiwiDayDreams reviews
AU. Shepard and Garrus meet when they're much younger at the Citadel childcare center. Garrus has never seen a human before and Shepard has never seen a Turian up close. Shenanigans ensue as they both find out that aliens are really weird.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,157 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Schoolhouse Leap by fragrantfields reviews
Gen fic, spoilers for 3&4. Speculation continues on what a Season 4 would have brought. What happens when "the unforgivable" is brought to the table? Alma and Martha have a much-needed conversation about promises and the power of apology.
Deadwood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Partners by jhoom reviews
Two of the LAPD's newest Detectives have just become partners. Detectives Shepard and Vakarian can't help but become close until their careers interefere. Kink meme fill. AU. LA Noire ish. M rating for language and smut.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Dossier: Archangel by Naamah Beherit reviews
When Shepard comes to Omega to recruit Archangel, she doesn't know that he has a team. And he may not be willing to join her at all...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,002 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
At Face Value by Enganar reviews
Post-Arrival: Shepard returns from the destroyed Bahak system unaffected and unchanged, leading Garrus to doubt if she's still the woman he's come to respect and love. Garrus/Femshep.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,971 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Shepard (F), Garrus V.
Passing of the Torch by fragrantfields reviews
Bullock refuses to accept that he's no longer Sheriff of Deadwood thanks to rigged elections and barricades himself and his badge in his office. Al Swearengen is called in to make him see the light, Al-style. Fiction based on historical fact.
Deadwood - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Complete
Trajectories: Histories, Secrets, Possibilities by Fever Dream reviews
A collection of stories, each tale mapping out the inner life of a compelling character from the ME series. Varying lengths & genres. Shipping, dark themes & strong language. Same canonical universe as my fic, "Invictus". Latest installment: Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,435 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/19/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010
Turning Points by inthenightside reviews
A masskink fill where someone requested Ashley/Garrus. Literature discussions and some fun in the showers :
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,061 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Ashley W., Garrus V. - Complete
Second by ElectricZ reviews
ME2-When Shepard is off the ship, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's command. They look to Garrus to replace her as XO, but Garrus isn't sure mutiny is the answer. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Garrus V., Miranda L., Tali'Zorah, Jacob T. - Complete
The Garrus Vakarian list by LockDown reviews
People stuck on ships have to come up with ways to entertain themselves. Here is one such means of entertainment from the Normandy crew about our favorite Turian. G/T and J/EDI if you squint.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,063 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - [Garrus V., Tali'Zorah] - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/27/2010
Tricks of the Trade by popehippo reviews
Captain Preitor Gavorn is the best vorcha hunter on Omega... but how will he react when he's the one being surprised for once? A one-short fluff fic with spoilers related to the Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
Everyone in the Galaxy Stay With Garrus by Noraque reviews
A crack fic based on Garrus' recruitment mission. I got the inspiration off of YouTube and decided to expand it GREATLY. Totally fun to write! Chapter 3 in another of my humour stories, but with some additions and modifications. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Rough Handling, alt title: Carry On Mercenary! by Bugsie70 reviews
Yet another fill for a Mass Kink prompt. This time Zaeed teaches Doctor Chakwas about traditional British innuendo, her attentive listening skills are rewarded with a special mercenary stress reliever - story from Chakwas's POV.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,361 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Zaeed M., Dr. Jarwinar - Complete
Invictus by Fever Dream reviews
Jillian Shepard travels to Palaven in an attempt to convince the Primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy that the Reaper threat is real. However, after a PR disaster concerning her unconventional personal life, complications and cross-cultural conflicts arise.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 89,571 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Something That'll Last by popehippo reviews
A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,055 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Complete
Flotilla by callalili reviews
Of patchwork ships and oddities. A collection of unusual pairings from Mass Effect.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,655 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Enemies Like You And Me by WarlordFil reviews
In an alternate universe where the First Contact War never ended, Commander Shepard and Garrus Vakarian meet on the battlefield-as enemies. But destiny will not be denied... Garrus/FemShep, AU. 2 chapters. First story of a series.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,349 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
Trust by KSCrusaders reviews
Trust doesn't come easily to Shepard, but there is one person in the galaxy who has never let her down. Someone she trusts with her life, and gradually, a little more than that. FemShep/Garrus bondage smut, small spoilers for ME2.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,490 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A Trail a Mile Wide by Heuksal reviews
Shepard didn't get much of a chance to celebrate after ruining Sovereign's day, and the SR2's crew could really use a break after the end of ME2. Minor postgame spoilers, Femshep and Garrus, mostly dialog, gratuitous nerdy in-jokes.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 40 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
More or Less by Stuart Curien reviews
Can a man ever move away from what he was born to be? 47 exacts a bloody revenge on Agency for the death of Padre Vittorio, but he cannot kill his memories of the old man's teachings. Reviews welcome!
Hitman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,033 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 9/10/2004
Tavington's Heiress by Arsinoe de Blassenville reviews
When William Tavington married a plain, serious, and very wealthy Colonial lady, his life took an unexpected turn. In England, Tavington and Jane face new challenges and uncover a dangerous secret. Chapter 75: The Summer of 1782, An Epilogue
Patriot - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 555,384 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Traitors To Love by Kimmeth reviews
Voldemort witnesses a tender moment between the Malfoys and decides that his oncetrustworthy servant is now truly useless to him. DH spoilers. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Patriot Parody by pyr0 reviews
Comedic take on Mel Gibson and the movie. Hehehe...
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Complete
Bleeding Blue by Harmonic Friction reviews
William Tavington muses on people and their peculiarities . They want him to be human. They think he's a monster. They cannot have both.
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Complete
through a mirror, darkly by Dogsthorne reviews
A series of surreal, loosely related events in which a story slowly unfolds. VEvey in a post Fifth world, with the slight catch of V being dead. Sometimes, anyway. Written vignette style. [movieverse]
V for Vendetta - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,242 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 10/26/2006
Mulan vs Matchmaker by xiao chan reviews
It's Mulan's final chance to prove to the Matchmaker that she's truly talented and graceful. What happens when Shang unexepetedly shows up?
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
Equine Seal of Approval by YunCyn reviews
Everyone loves the couple, Fa Mulan and Captain Li Shang. Everyone except a certain black horse who's pretty sure Mulan's marrying the wrong guy. One-shot, humour and with little point.
Mulan - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,032 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Complete
AntiStumpy's Anti Stumpy Society's The Patriot by Duchess of Inkling reviews
This is a revised and improved edition of The Patriot, as approved by Anti-Stumpy's Anti Stumpy Society, who produced this in their own studios at Wet and Weedy Productions. And no, don't take it too seriously.
Patriot - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2004
Say a Few Words by MaidM reviews
Jamie Fisher, Royal Wizard of Ingary will now speak.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004
What Would Have Happened if Harry weren't so Dim by Phoenix with a Head Cold reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/6/2003 - Harry P.
Waltzing the Erinyes by MKawaii reviews
Bordon, murder and a flock of Germans.. does it get any better? Finally updated!
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,191 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2003 - Published: 9/19/2002
Ruby Slippers by Lian-hua reviews
My cast got tired of being serious. There's a masked thief in the Palace stealing slippers and kisses from the concubines. It's up to Mulan and Shang - and a friend who just won't cooperate - to track the culprit before the Emperor flips his lid. Sexy men
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2001
Between you and God by Juliss the Severed Snake reviews
After his somewhat unexpected survival of the Cowpens mess Col.Tavington takes the job of minister in Pembroke's rebuilt church. The question is, how long will his patience last?
Patriot - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/7/2001
The Way of Water (I) & The Long Spell of Rain (2) by Lian-hua reviews
This is the nice, fixed version, some small changes, some additions, different ending on the first part. . Overall, a big long mess of romance and intrigue. Enjoy.
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,242 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/26/2001 - Published: 4/11/2001
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First impressions
Crack fill for the kmeme. Young Sparatus just doesn't want to believe that these "human things" are a new sentient species allegedly waiting across Relay 314.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Councilor Sparatus, Councilor Quentius
Conversations with a Portrait reviews
The portrait of Severus Snape must answer to others, and to himself before he can be left in peace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,332 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Severus S.
But Beyond reviews
Yes, of course I love Maxim. Why would you think otherwise? Revolves mostly round the ending of the novel. The second Mrs De Winter reflects, and as usual, misses the point.
Rebecca - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Solitaire reviews
An Agent Pendergast Songfic No. He could never love again. First fanfic attempt...mushy angst.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6/2005 - Complete