FlatOutCrazy
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Joined 07-10-03, id: 416398
Author has written 14 stories for Mighty Ducks, Newsies, Brokeback Mountain, Misc. Plays/Musicals, and Downton Abbey.

I'm a girl who likes to write stories and read other people's stories and sit around and do nothing. You should try it. It's fun, although not the least bit productive. I love sappy love stories, but I also love comedies and a good action flick now and then. I think the world would be a better place if it were a musical, but for some reason people tend to stare if you start singing and dancing in the middle of the street. And, disappointingly enough, nobody knows your choreography.

I'm a Gyllenhaalic Balehead and I love Heath Ledger. If those three happened to make a movie together, all three of them, my wildest dreams would come true. Well, okay, that's not my wildest dream, let's be serious here. Anyway, I love getting reviews, even if I don't respond to them. Sometimes I just don't have time, but I really do appreciate them all.

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Mary Sues 101 by NYgoldfish54 reviews
The Ducks are teaching a class on Mary Sue. Come, watch, learn. WARNING: there will be much Mary Sue mocking and bashing ahead. It will be loud, messy, and quite possibly violent, but it will be fun. Read and review - if you can handle it.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,216 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/26/2004
Of Jews and Gentiles by Sashile reviews
Casefic. After investigating an attack on a Jewish lieutenant and her non-Jewish boyfriend, Ziva discovers a pattern of similar deaths. An undercover mission with Tony as her boyfriend leads to some dramatic discoveries. No OCs, lots of Tiva.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 43 - Words: 89,285 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/6/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
How I Spent My Summer Vacation by studentnumber24601 reviews
Modern day newsies at summer camp. Will wacky hijinks ensue? Gee, ya think? COMPLETE.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 237,546 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/4/2003 - David J., Jack K. - Complete
Take the Place of You by NYgoldfish54 reviews
Portman left Julie and their boys a long time ago. Now, years of absence later, Portman’s back. Julie doesn’t know where she can fit him in…or even if she wants him around.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,915 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 10/24/2003
The Boys of McKinley House by Dakki reviews
Now Jack was resting his head beside David’s, leaning forward, and kissing David on the mouth and now David was thinking, clearly, plainly, I am in love with Jack Kelly, and there’s nothing in the world I can do about it.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,412 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/5/2007 - Published: 7/31/2005 - David J., Jack K.
Toward a Dark Horizon by Philippa reviews
When Bruce's custody of Richard Grayson is challenged, he finds himself in a deadly race to discover the truth about his young ward.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 130,540 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Of Cows and Canoodling by flashing lights reviews
The VTones get stranded in a very small, very isolated town, where they experience the good and the bad of small town living first hand. Mostly the bad. Oh, and Nick kisses a moose.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,398 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/4/2005 - Published: 7/31/2005 - Dutchy, Specs
Backstage With the VTones by flashing lights reviews
The VTones release their very first DVD. [This is ridiculous, and only makes sense if you've actually read the VTones.]
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,629 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2005 - Dutchy, Specs
Truth, Pride, Heart by DorkyColaGeek730 reviews
Ian Skittery Welsh must adjust to his new life in Jersey. Rating will probably go up because of language. [future Snittery] [some Sprace] Chapter 3 now up Skitts meets the fellas.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Skittery, Snitch
The VTones by flashing lights reviews
Sometimes, Specs thought that being a former child star could really screw a kid up. But then he'd look at Dutchy, and he was sure. [Slash. Co-written by studentnumber24601 and signpost. COMPLETE.]
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 114,339 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Dutchy, Specs - Complete
Tales From The Shoebox by StalkyStar reviews
COMPLETE Set in the Ducks senior year, Luis and Averman are sharing a room the size of a Shoebox, this leads to an unexpected friendship, and maybe more
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,104 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 5/24/2003 - Luis M., L. Averman - Complete
Learning To Be Away From You by Cimmy reviews
[IN PROGRESS] Some of the Ducks have managed to get tickets to the Southern Rock Festival in South Carolina. They spend a week camping in the mud and fighting over the food, with unexpected love affairs, drama and music. [Co written with trulyforgotten9]
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,584 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/9/2004 - Published: 8/12/2003
Speed Racer by The-Perfect-Elf reviews
What was Luis Mendoza's life before Team USA. The story behind the guy who couldn't stop. How he found his one true love.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 4/16/2003
Sucks To Be You by QueenOfTheSeaMonkeys reviews
Portman and Connie switch bodies. How will my two fave ducks handle spending time as the opposite sex? Please please please read and review!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,200 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/10/2003 - Published: 11/7/2003
Summer Luvin' by KShyne99 reviews
It's the summer before senior year, and Bombay has a suprise for all the Ducks. He's just bought a huge house in a small beach town in New Jersey, and all the Ducks are invited to visit for a month (btw, all you Jesse fans . . . he's back and better than
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,657 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003
Forever by Cimmy reviews
[COMPLETE] Guy ends up in a coma after a car accident. While Connie is turning herself inside out with worry, she gets some very unwanted 'help' from a ghost from her past... Guy.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,227 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 11/1/2003 - Published: 8/26/2003 - Complete
Marriage by way2cute4words reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to Relationships! Can Julie and Portman survive being married, having two babies, and going through their senior year of high school?
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,472 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/8/2003 - Published: 9/9/2003 - Complete
Relationships by way2cute4words reviews
COMPLETE! Julie and Portman have the perfect relationship but whe Julie ends up pregnant will Portman stand by her side through the good and the bad?. This is mostly a JuliePortman fic but with the rest of the ducks and some ConnieGuy action too.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,627 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 9/6/2003 - Published: 7/2/2003 - Complete
Go! by StalkyStar reviews
[COMPLETE] Co-written with Charisma. Road trip to Vegas. Yes, I have a map and we know exactly how far away Vegas is from Minnesota. sigh Just go with it.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,098 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Complete
Misconception by StalkyStar reviews
ON HIATUS Luis angst with a few cheery moments - for the pedantic people! - a new first on the board!
Mighty Ducks - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,478 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 5/7/2002 - Luis M.
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Ireland reviews
A collection of one-shots about Sybil and Tom's life in Ireland before their wedding.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,745 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Sybil C., T. Branson
Fool reviews
Branson and Sybil have a conversation about kissing on the way home from a party, and Branson concludes Richard Smith is a fool. One-shot set sometime in season one, post-count but pre-garden party.
Downton Abbey - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - T. Branson, Sybil C. - Complete
White Picket Fences and Apple Trees reviews
Two years after that summer on Brokeback Mountain, Ennis del Mar leaves his wife and daughter to start a life with Jack Twist. Sixteen years later, Alma is dead and Junior is sent to live with her father and --surprise!-- the MAN he loves. Complete.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 162,948 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Complete
Room 234 reviews
Bare fic. Oneshot. JasonPeter. Jason waits for Peter on the first day back from summer vacation.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Heartburn reviews
Oneshot. Jack gets heartburn a lot. Slash. Javid.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Jack K., David J. - Complete
Hospital Bed reviews
Bare AU. Jason gets whisked off to the hospital. Peter goes to see him. Oneshot, most likely.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,608 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Complete
Close Your Eyes reviews
Ennis del Mar leads a double life...his real life and his dream life. Rating most likely to change. Slash, obviously. Complete.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,132 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/1/2006 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Where Champions Are Built reviews
People do crazy things to impress a crush. David Jacobs, for example, joined the wrestling team. Slash
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,410 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - David J., Jack K.
Snow Cone Machine reviews
Short Blush fluff. The Secret Slash I wrote for Braids over at the Refuge. What's a Christmas without snow?
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2006 - Mush, Kid Blink - Complete
The Notebook reviews
Modern. Slash. Snoddy came up with an idea. If they wanted to get laid, why look farther than their own circle of friends? Rating just to be safe. Complete.
Newsies - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,538 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Snitch, Skittery - Complete
Oopsies reviews
When Sarah gets pregnant, she and Jack have to figure out what in the world they're going to do. Not to mention, they have to face their family and friend's reactions.
Newsies - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,615 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/20/2005 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Jack K., Sarah J.
This Is GoodBye reviews
Oneshot. Mush has cancer, and he's starting to slip away. Blink's POV.
Newsies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Kid Blink, Mush - Complete
I Don't Want to Miss A Thing reviews
Luis falls for a girl totally unlike the girls he's used to, but that doesn't matter to himhe's ready to give his whole heart away. But after everyone's warnings about him, she's not as sure as he is. So unsure that she dumps him. Complete.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,344 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Complete
Found reviews
One night, Luis takes a walk in the woods by Eden Hall and finds a lost little boy. He finds himself in a little too deep taking care of a four-year-old boy. Complete.
Mighty Ducks - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,962 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete