I'm sorry... I'm so, so sorry.
Nearly 10 years ago, I deliberately plagiarised The Farting Menace's "Harry Potter - The Amazing Spider-Man", turning it into something called "Calvin & Hobbes - the Amazing Stupendous Man". I was young back then, I was stupid - what's more, I didn't proofread, so the evidence stuck out among everything. I never actually read the Harry Potter books at the time, so I couldn't see the references they were talking about. The worst thing about it is, the original has completely disappeared, which must mean that I had something to do with it.
I also stole a story from BZPower to make some completely random garbage called "Calvin Meets Calvin007", which made about as much sense as the original did. That original has also ceased to exist, as a result of a hacker attack.
Finally, I poached a Dexter's Lab fic for "Calvin and Hobbes in the Archives of Past", turning it into something about the Space Shuttle Columbia. Thankfully the original is still up, so you can go read that instead!: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/998926/1/Hope-in-the-Archives-of-Past
I was 8 years old at the time - I didn't know any better. The truth is, I'm not a very good writer at all - at least not when it comes to fiction. I hope you will forgive me for these terrible crimes. Nonetheless, they were, for some time, historical documents of a bygone era of extreme irresponsibility which has ceased to exist, and hopefully will never exist again.