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Joined 07-30-12, id: 4164666, Profile Updated: 01-11-14
Author has written 7 stories for Avengers, Lord of the Flies, Law and Order: SVU, Star Trek: 2009, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Sherlock, and Captain America.

Hey,

The only work I've contributed in the time I've been on this site that has any kind of value to anyone but myself is my first story "Only Fools Love Monsters", which is a Frostiron fic. It's my baby and I love it with all my heart, but I love the other stories I have posted here just as much (even if no one else does).

I ship weird stuff, but I'm very attached to them all, so this is my list of ships:

Avengers: Loki x Thor, Loki x Tony, Steve x Tony

Star Trek: Spock x Jim

Walking Dead: Rick x Daryl

Breaking Bad: Walter x Jesse

Big Bang Theory: Sheldon x Lenard

Lord of the Flies: Jack x Ralph

Harry Potter: Draco x Harry

Invader Zim: Zim x Dib

Ed, Edd, & Eddy: Edd x Kevin

Lord of the Rings: Sam x Frodo

Soul Eater: Kidd x Soul

Tyrant Falls in Love: Souichi x Morinaga

Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Hunter: Henry x Abraham

Law & Order: SVU: Munch x Tutuola

Gorillaz: 2D x Murdoc

Spongebob Squarepants: Spongebob x Squidward

Scott Pilgrim vs. The Universe: Scott x Wallace

Monsters University/Inc.: Randall x Sulley

Avatar the Last Airbender: Zuko x Katara

Dark Harbor: David x Young Man

Sherlock: Sherlock x John

Yes, they're mostly slash, but honestly I despise most female characters (something about their personalities, I dont know) so yeah...

This is my account, I'll ship whatever I want!!!!!!!!

Love you all,

Brittany (Legolas.I.am)

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Parental Guidance by SoulXRevolution reviews
During Harry's 7th year in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry a new class is introduced to the school and Draco Malfoy and Harry find themselves in this new class together, and partnered together. What could passably go wrong? Rated M to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,242 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 21h - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Letters From No One by Dami Enn reviews
Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,810 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Golden Blade by SweetDeceit reviews
Daryl Dixon works at Merle's all male brothel along with Shane, Glenn, Tyreese, and Dale. With Daryl's list of customers dwindling due to his refusal to cater to men, Merle decides it's time Daryl rethink his trade. How will Daryl react to his first male customer, Rick Grimes? Brothel AU, Daryl/Rick, Implied Lori/Shane. Mild humor regarding Dale, Glenn and their customers.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,537 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/28 - Published: 7/3/2014 - Rick G., Daryl D., Merle D.
Over My Head by milkywaymidnight reviews
6th yearAU.Draco over-hears Ron&Hermione' discussion involving Harry's abusive relatives,the Dursley's,on the train ride to Hogwarts & is filled with a sudden desire to protect the Golden Boy.Oh, & he also plays matchmaker in there somewhere. Pairs:D/H,R/Hr,&eventual,SS/RL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,275 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Everlasting Rose by chickyhannah reviews
The day Harry Returns to Hogwarts He gets a Letter from an unknown Sender. Inside is a rose that is very rare and only blooms once every 1000 years. To give someone this rose literally means "Utter Devotion." Who Gave Harry This Rose? Contains Severitus, DracoxHarry, RemusxSeverus, BlaisexNeville. Disclaimer: I don't own the universe or characters, but the story itself is mine.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,275 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Remus L., Severus S.]
Protection by agentmoppet reviews
In the months after Voldemort's death, Draco Malfoy comes to live with Harry Potter under witness protection. But Draco seems somehow different, and Harry is determined to find out why and whether it is going to mean anything different for their relationship. Meanwhile, it seems the Golden Trio might have missed Voldemort's true goal for the Deathly Hallows. SLASH HPDM, RWHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,715 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Take it off! by rexroy101 reviews
Harry is looking for answers about the chamber of secrets, but what happens when Draco says something Harry is not ready for? From the Chamber of Secrets movie. YAOI. don't like don't read
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,792 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
By the grace of an Edd by Awkward-advancements reviews
Double D has been out most of high school, growing into a well rounded individual, but could a jock like Kevin ever do the same? Kevedd fan fiction to add to your repertoire. Rated M for future chapters
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,645 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin
Celebration of All Hallow's Eve by T'Key'la reviews
Written for fairyniamh in response to the Trick or Treat left on my LiveJournal. She requested Kirk/Spock and chocolate ice cream. Written as a Memo, concerning the celebration of Halloween. Fluff and fun.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/3/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
5 Times Jim Tried to Make Spock Blush and the 1 Time It Worked by strfleet reviews
Jim becomes obsessed with finding ways to make his first officer blush. Rated for language and sexual references.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
How to fix a broken god by Loki Stole My Oreos reviews
When Loki appears outside the Stark Tower injured and defenseless what will tony do, he's meant to be the enemy. Post-avengers, may become Frostiron, Pepper and Tony were never together in this.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
Dust of Diamonds in His Hair by Angelas reviews
The sole son of the Elvenking has gone missing, and in all of Thranduil's desperation, he finds himself naked and crawling on hands and knees before Thorin's feet. Be warned, for I have no shame in all of which is lewd.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Savior, Foe by pherede reviews
"If I touch you again," snarled Thorin, "I will despoil you as you have not imagined possible... It will cost me very much, O Elvenking, to lay down my pride and be satisfied in your flesh, the flesh of my enemy, and I will take every coin of that cost from your body before I am through." The sequel to Honored Guest is here at last!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
When Darkness Falls by Kittey Rin reviews
What happens when the Boy-Who-Lived can't take it anymore? What if the Wizarding World's prejudice and bigotry push him to far? Will they get exactly what they feared? Dark!Harry HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Energizer Loki by fan girl 666 reviews
Tony wants to run some tests on Loki and his magic before he is taken back to Asgard so he brings a peace offering hoping to tempt the God of Mischief into saying yes. Unfortunatly he also decides its a smart idea to give the trickster coffee with it. Friendship Fic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,833 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Boundaries by Seven-Bridges reviews
When Sanji starts developing feelings for a certain green-haired bastard, he doesn't quite know what to do with himself... Can Nami and Robin help and reach their own respective goals in the process? ZoSan
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,668 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
For Ourselves by ScopesMonkey reviews
John and Sherlock run into some of John's old army mates whose prejudices test Sherlock's patience.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
From the Heart by Lady Tsuru27 reviews
Souichi finally comes to be honest with himself, and decides to show a heartbroken Tetsuhiro that he does love him. Yaoi, LEMON, oneshot
Tyrant Falls in Love/恋する暴君 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Souichi T., Morinaga T. - Complete
Chow Mein, Deductions and Realisations by Jennistar1 reviews
Written for a kinkmeme prompt. Sherlock makes deductions about a loved up couple nearby. John realises it sounds exactly like them. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W.
Take All The Courage You Have Left by ZabellaCookie reviews
It's the 25th of December and John Watson wonders whether it's considered childish to throw yourself off London Bridge to avoid meeting your boyfriend's family. Sherlock/John. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,968 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock's Bedside Comfort Class 101 by Jessa7 reviews
John becomes ill from an ill-advised swim in the Thames. In March. Cue Sherlock and his Bedside Comforts
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A cup of tea and a mystery by CorvidCoccinelle reviews
John Watson is making a cuppa at 221b Baker St when he finds something which changes the relationship between the good doctor and the world's only consulting detective. Slashy fun and the start to my mysteries which begin with 'Do Not Pass Go'.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Only The Beginning by PrincessNala reviews
"He knew this would happen, and you still won't leave because you're a self-sacrificing idiot. You're the one he'll burn to get to me, can't you see that?" Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/17/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Mind over Matter by RumerMill reviews
Sherlock analyses his thoughts and feelings for John, in his million-mile-a-minute manner. Insinuations of Sherlock/John. *UPDATE* I was going to write more, and maybe I will in the future, but for now, it's a completed work.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
This 'Caring' Lark by PrincessNala reviews
And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Artificial Respiration by butterflye reviews
Apparently, it's hard to hit moving targets. What happens in the pool, and the aftermath. SPOILERS FOR "THE GREAT GAME". Holmes/Watson SLASH.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Drunken Escapade! by yaoifangirlHolly reviews
Sherlock gets tipsy and makes a move on Watson. Watson likes it. : Just some more slash for you all to enjoy until I get to writing my second chapter for the other fic I did. M for sexual content.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
He's MINE, Nami swan! by Ho-Ho-Noa reviews
One day Sanji saw Nami flirting with Zoro and the sight broke him apart. He decided to spy on them to confirm their relationship and soon realized that it wasn't Nami that crushed his heart to pieces, it was Zoro! So what will he do? SanxZo!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,513 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
The feel of Irken claws by Swing-21 reviews
‘Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…’ trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. ‘How about Irkens?’ asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Kiss by Lady Myotismon reviews
ZADR Dib lies to Zim about what a kiss really is and ends up locking lips with the person he hates most.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Body by ceridwen-amyed reviews
The thing Vincent likes most about Jerome’s body is its imperfections." SLASH
Gattaca - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,030 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2004
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Won't You Just Tell me Who I Am? reviews
It's been eight months since Bucky left Steve laying on that beach. How will he react when he comes home one night to find his door ajar and a familiar face waiting for him in his living room? Steve x Bucky
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/11/2014
Christmas at 221B reviews
What if it had been John's feelings that Sherlock called out on instead of Molly's. Set during the Christmas episode. Warning: SLASH
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,971 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2014 - [John W., Sherlock H.]
Things We Were Never Supposed to Know reviews
In which Fin and Munch both find out something about each other they were never meant to know, Munch doesn't want to feel, Fin becomes a victim, and everyone feels very uncomfortable about the whole thing. A Munch x Fin slash, rated M for language, rape, and other sexual situations.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,215 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [J. Munch, O. Tutuola]
We'll Figure It Out reviews
When Edd makes the decision to come out to the children of Peach Creek, it does not go as well as he hoped. However, he finds a silver lining when Kevin comes to comfort him. Warning: This is a KevEdd story so it's Slash!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 1/1/2014 - [Edd, Kevin]
We Never Say It Right reviews
Set near the beginning of "Star Trek Into Darkness", depicts the unresolved feelings between the oldest pairing in the book... Spock x Kirk... short and bitter-sweet
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Only Fools Love Monsters reviews
What happens when the Avengers visit Thor in Asgard and realize exactly how bad Loki has it? Will they put the past behind them and help? Will Loki let them? Eventual frostiron, rated M for later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 74,616 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 9/21/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
This is the Beginning of the End reviews
A prequel, seen through the eyes of a certain redheaded choir boy as he is taken away in the dead of night to the aircraft that will send him spiraling into a life he never asked for, and the beginning of what we know to be his end. Slight hint of Jack/Ralph.
Lord of the Flies - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,271 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Ralph, Jack M. - Complete
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