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Dragon Ball Z Pact:
"This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball Z heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

I have a life. I simply choose to spend it on the computer.

Ignore those losers who talk behind your back, it only means you're two steps ahead of them.

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.

When life gives you lemons, you shut up and eat your damn lemons.

Nobody dies a virgin. Life screws us all.

I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Some people blame our generation, but did they ever stop to think, who raised us?

Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. It's your choice.

Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach him to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.

Why get a boyfriend? If I wanted a stupid animal to follow me around all the time I’d go to the pet store.

God made man, then thought, "I can do better than that," and then He made woman.

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.

Behind every successful person lies a pack of haters.

I've discovered I often vision the state of confusion, and I know my way around pretty well.

I agree with the dictionary: Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

If it weren’t for physics and law enforcement, I’d be unstoppable.

The trouble with life is there’s no background music.

I come with my own background music.

Essay: To explain something that could have been said in two sentences.

It’s music, not noise.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome.

Admitting you are wrong is to declare you are wiser now than before.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think iPods were gifts from God copy and paste this onto your profile.

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

A computer can beat you at chess, but it's no match for me at kickboxing.

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by a sparkly thing.

The world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.

It doesn't have to make sense to be funny.

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that jerk upside the head.

If you have crazy psychopathic dreams of world domination join me and copy this into your profile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm not shy, I'm just quietly plotting your eminent doom...

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Even when you can’t see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. (Poor Vegeta.)

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile

99% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If you are that 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses screaming "DO A BACKFLIP" paste this onto your profile.

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU ARE A DEVOTED VEGETA FANGIRL >:D

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. (Stupid psychiatrist. :P )

If you're sick of people going ON AND ON about Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.


41 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS

1. Follow them everywhere.

2. When they say your name, moo loudly like a cow.

3. If you have a dog, follow the dog around on all-fours and say "Bark." over and over again really loudly.

4. Talk to a pen constantly.

5. When your friends come over, pretend to be talking in code and have your friend say 'Your-a pa smells-a like a woman-a." If they crack the code, play stupid.

6. Have a dozen of imaginary friends that you ask their opinion of everything.

7. After you have your bath, wrap a bath towel around you and then walk outside of the bathroom. When your parents ask you what you're doing, say "Wearing clothes is against my religion."

8. Run into walls.

9. Cover yourself with a white blanket and try to walk around the house without tripping or running into something. Look at the ground and whenever you see your parents' feet, yell "BOO!"

10. Randomly pluck someone's hair out and scream, "DNA!!!!!!!!" as loud as you can.

11. Every 30 seconds, yell "I gotta go to the bathroom!!!" then stay in the bathroom for an hour and a half, grunting your ABC's.

12. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down your pants as possible then start dancing.

13. Stick cherries on your nose and start dancing around like a clown.

14. Flush the toilet while they're in the shower.

15. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a retard!"

16. Eat your hair.

17. When you shower or bath, yell "HELP! I'M DROWNING!!!!!!!!!!"

18. Snort loudly when you laugh and laugh harder.

19. Go into their room at 1 in the morning and yell "GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE!"

20. Try to climb the wall.

21. Say everything backwards.

22. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!"

23. At everything they say scream "LIAR!!!!!"

24. Fill up the bath then drain it and repeat 5 times. When you fill it up the 6th time, try to get in it then yell "MOM! DAD! THE WATER IS COLD!!"

25. Try to swim in the floor.

26. Pretend to be a phone.

27. Wear a T-shirt pointing to one of your parents that says "I'm with stupid."

28. In a supermarket, point at everything you see and scream "I WANT THAT! CAN I HAVE IT?"

29. Switch the light button on and off for a few minutes then say "Oooohhhh... I get it!"

30. Tap on their door all night.

31. Throw a tantrum in the middle of the supermarket, sit cross-legged and cross your arms in the middle of the aisle until your parents let you buy what you want to have.

32. After everything they say, respond "Yeah, but no, but yeah, but no"

33. Claim you have been abducted by aliens before and tell all their friends.

34. When they ask you to call someone, stay where you are and yell their name.

35. Destroy the house and then go tell them, "I love you Mommy/Daddy"

36. Cling to them constantly and blame it on "separation anxiety".

37. If they ever take you to their job, touch EVERYTHING and spin on their desk chair.

38. Knock over every container of liquid you see "accidentally".

39. Do the opposite of what they tell you.

40. Bring home the absolutely opposite type of guy/girl they'd want you to see. Like a drop out or a goth or something. Tell them he/she's you new boyfriend/girlfriend.

41.Yell out mango everywhere you go.


This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or have had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip-flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed-door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour. Example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to take a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and then you got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jamb
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

I got 65 or something. . . . -.-;

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Turles's Triumph by daughterofrisingsun reviews
The "Tree Of Might" story has a very different ending...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 212,063 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 6/24 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Gohan, Turles
The Walking Dead according to Facebook by Anbu-Neko-Chan reviews
What if the internet was still on? What if the group decides to use Facebook to entertain themselves? And thanks to Suzannewazhere for the new title name! :D WARNING: EVERYONE IS VERY OOC (OUT OF CHARACTER)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/21/2015 - Published: 6/6/2013
The Spare Room by 27dayz reviews
The bills keep piling up and if Daryl Dixon has any hope of improving his life, he and his brother are going to have to find someone to fill their spare room to help cover expenses. The problem is that while Daryl can't stand his new roommate, he finds himself falling for his roommate's girlfriend. Pre-ZA AU.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 127,546 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/4/2014 - [Daryl D., Carol] Ed, Merle D.
Wild night playing Xbox by Jaggedlightning has a Bazooka reviews
CRACK FIC NOT A ONE-SHOT ANYMORE!Basically, Jayfeather and Leafpool play call of duty on xbox live...Flames accepted.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,844 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Leafpool, Jayfeather - Complete
A Better Man by 27dayz reviews
After Carol's death, Daryl makes a desperate wish to save her. Suddenly, he finds himself back in the quarry, staring as she and her daughter cower in the shadow of her husband. With all of his memories of the future intact, can Daryl change life as he knows it? And just how will this journey change him? M for later chapters. Caryl.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 103 - Words: 477,822 - Reviews: 2104 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 9/25/2015 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Daryl D., Carol] Merle D., Sophia
The Saiyans Generation 2 by Vickychan reviews
Series 2 of The Saiyans. Teen Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz are busy enjoying life on Frieza's ship when it is disrupted by a group of women who seem intent on destroying their lives - and Frieza's! And the worst thing is, the women all look very familiar...
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2015 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Vegeta, Frieza, Raditz, Nappa - Complete
Warriors: Another Parody by lugirox reviews
A parody of the Warriors books. Rated T for language and sex.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2015 - Jayfeather, Lionblaze, Dovewing, Ivypool
Free Bird by Alyriaa reviews
Caryl AU. This wasn't a dream, this was actually happening. She was on a bus by herself at 1 in the morning heading south, away from the monster of a man she had been married to for the past 8 years. A man that she was technically still married to. But she'd figure it out, right? She had to.
Walking Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,369 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Carol, Daryl D.]
I'll Leave My Peace in Pieces by ghostlywhitedirewolf reviews
SHIELD and HYDRA have fallen. Steve and Sam's fruitless for Bucky has lead them in a worldwide circle back to Steve's apartment, where they take the hint and leave the ex-assassin to figure things out on his own. A year later, there's a ghost at Steve's door. [Includes smut]
Captain America - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,555 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2015 - [Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier] - Complete
Renaissance by Enula reviews
April rescues a baby turtle, and her and Raph nurse it back to health. Raphril?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,772 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 6/12/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil
How to Be a Berserker by Constantinus reviews
Pre-films. Like all skilled craftsmen, Dagur the Deranged takes time to practice his chosen vocation. By reader request. Warning: contains bullying.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - Astrid, Fishlegs I., Hiccup, Dagur - Complete
Seint by Hyaenaa reviews
The Skrill has his own perception of his interactions between him and Dagur.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Dagur - Complete
This is My Chance! (Book 2) by Animelover210 reviews
This is book 2 of my TMNT 2012 story. Please read Book 1 (You're the...) before reading this. I do not own TMNT, I only own my OCs and my storyline! Please review, favorite, and follow!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 66,558 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
The Heart, it Races by SleepingSeeker reviews
Casey decides to give Raph the gift of manhood upon his 21st birthday. It goes all kinds of wrong - thankfully someone shows up to make things right. It was supposed to be a light, fun, sexy piece and - well, you'll have to read on to see what happens. Blend of the comics, movie and 2k3 'verse. RaphxApril. Rated M. (Nominated for 2013 AFFA's for Most Romantic and Best Hetero)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/7/2014 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Raphael, April O'Neil, Casey Jones - Complete
The Mermaid And The Angel II The Slave trade by RubyDracoGirl reviews
Mermaid is haunted by dreams of the place she was sold from. Her rapist is dead, but the Slave Trade lives on. Raphael and his brothers have decided it's time to change that. Rated M for adult content, violence and language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Triceratons, Leatherhead
Leader Talk by Sandtail reviews
Bramblestar,Mistystar,Blackstar and Onestar have started a new talk show and have invited you to watch. Watch as they get through personal problems, deal with apprentices and most dangerrous of all themselves. If you want them to do something PM me. More details inside. Weekdays at 8:00.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,475 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Blackstar, Bramblestar
Second Chances by KA XenoVerse reviews
Things did not end well between them. All Eren wanted was a second chance. When he re-emerges as a Titan, how can he convince Mikasa and his teammates about who he is. AU where Eren can't revert back to his human form for some time.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Eren Y., Mikasa A.
What Came Before by Chandinee Richards reviews
Before the scouting legion, before the military police, before the wall and the titans, there was him. An abandoned soul, with no purpose other then to wander. Then came the beast, who gave his life meaning again. *kink meme fill* (cover image not mine)
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2013 - Eren Y.
Those Dancing Titans by wind scarlett reviews
Titan Eren fell in love with Female Titan and instead fought her, he had done something fun together in the middle of the forest. Wait, he even sacrificed Levi's squad for her. Crackfic based on chapter 22 until 24. Cover isn't mine. Titan Eren/ Female Titan. M for swearing and lemon scene.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Eren Y., Annie L. - Complete
Maximum Ride: The First Flight by OwlsWingProductions reviews
This is my first fanfiction! Be nice. CROSS-OVER doesn't come in until BOOK 4! How I think MR should have happened, with an added twist (At the end). Book#1. *SPOILERS* for books 1, 2 & 3.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 36 - Words: 78,078 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Max - Complete
Family Struggles by EriRinLee reviews
Everyone knows the story of the four turtles turned mutant, and trained as Ninjas for fifteen years. However, not everyone knows the personal struggles each one of the ninjas endure on the day to day.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 136,575 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Leonardo, Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Too Few Friends On Facebook by Delta 9 reviews
A third item has been added to things that would survive the apocalypse. Twinkies, cockroaches and Facebook. 13 survivors like this.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,335 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Daryl D., Andrea
Taken for granted by mogwai1988 reviews
Both Mona Lisa and Venus are fed up with the turtles in their dimension and decide to look for their own destiny. Thanks to a magic scroll the girls end up in the 2k3 universe only to be stuck there with no hope of turning back. - CANCELED-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,670 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Monalisa, VenusdeMilo - Complete
Stuff And Things by Gotham Siren reviews
Rick has stuff. He has things. But what exactly is he talking about? Blame it all on tumblr and these dear ol' memes. Takes place during the season three premiere. Strictly crackfic.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Rick G., Amy - Complete
Shadowclan's Indefitable Outcome by Holly of the Night reviews
It's very strange for a cat to drag an unconscous fox by the tail. It's even stranger when this small black cat can defeat a whole patrol of Shadowclan Warriors in the blink of an eye. And who would not mind killing them without a thought.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,670 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Vegeta, Tawnypelt - Complete
April's Beanbag by Marcipie reviews
A short one-shot inspired by fan-art. A look into what may have happened when April spends some time alone with Raphael. R&R please.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/2/2013 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Trick-or-Treat! by StormyNight108 reviews
A fun one-shot, set in the 2012 Universe. It's Halloween in New York City, and the turtles get to spend the night on the streets surrounded by other kids in costumes. Keeping a low profile is just not possible with these guys.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Dragon Ball Z, An Ordinary Family by KidGoku13 reviews
Frieza's gone, but a new enemy is after the Dragon Balls! What is the mysterious Ice-jin's motive? And what will become of Bardock, Raditz, and Goku?
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 147,879 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Bardock - Complete
Surprise by vinur1996 reviews
The group decides to throw a surprise party for Rick, and Glenn has to make sure that Rick doesn't find out.
Walking Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Rick G., Glenn - Complete
The Dream by Marcipie reviews
April ends up having an all too detailed dream about the one of the turtles. Curiosities peaked, she goes to see if she could make it happen, in hopes that it might not turn out as a nightmare.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Raphael, April O. - Complete
PEWDIEPIE & WARRIORS CROSSOVER by Barrels and Barbershop Poles reviews
PewDiePie gets into Thunderclan's camp and has many adventures that will make any bro laugh! All Bros i PLEAD that you read and follow this story! More chapters to come!
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Firestar
You're not an Animal by DevilzCupcake reviews
ArixOC. Abbey is a forgotten Itex experiment who wants freedom. Ari is the Eraser who's fallen in love with her and vowed to keep her safe. "As if he were an animal that I was keeping my distance from, afraid that with any movement made on my part, it would provoke an attack. " Rated T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Ari B. - Complete
Strawberries by LordSameth reviews
He just stepped out to get Spike a treat, but what Raph stumbles upon is far more important than a strawberry, as he witnesses a gang of thugs in the process of luring April into an alleyway. A one-shot based in the 2012 universe!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,016 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
My Name's PeeeeewDiePie! by TheOttomanEmpire reviews
Three teenage friends, Mark, Christine, and Zoe, find thmselves trapped in the world of Amnesia with PewDiePie himself! With no obvious means of escape, the four Bros find themselves in a tough spot. Summary's better inside. I'm just too lazy to do it well out here. : ) Rated T for a reason. I'm good at violent, bloody horror scenes.*DISCONTINUED*I didn't enjoy writing this enough.
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - PewDiePie - Complete
Just Another Day with Ari by iBelong in Japan reviews
What happens when a bored teenage kid summons up a human/lupine hybrid with the mind of a seven year old? Not to mention they're lost somewhere in high school? Well, chaos and hilarity for sure. And I'm pretty sure Ari's naivety will get a laugh or two too.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Ari B.
50 Ways To Die: Dylan Style by noodlearms00 reviews
50 oneshots of Dylan dying, it has gore, it has murderous flock members, It has PSYCHOPATHIC SHEEP. You know it's gonna be good.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 39 - Words: 19,066 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Dylan
Anger Management by Jaggedlightning has a Bazooka reviews
Firestar forces Jayfeather into an anger management class. Jayfeather's not going to cooperate... ALL FLAMES/CC ARE WELCOME!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Leafpool, Jayfeather
Complete and Utter Madness! by Crowfeather's girl reviews
Warrior's parody. First Parody, please no flames! What's wrong with Graystripe? Why is everycat singing? Why does Lionpaw have a Dart Gun? And Watch as Brambleclaw and Squirrelflight mess with Ashfur.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,649 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012
Warriors: A Parody by lugirox reviews
A parody of Warriors, that features Jayfeather, Dovewing, Lionblaze, Ivypool and Hollyleaf in the starring roles! Rated M for sex, language, and some violence. Not for those who are easily offended.
Warriors - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,513 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/25/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Jayfeather, Dovewing - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed with Maximum Ride when by Titanic1212 reviews
First fanfiction!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/15/2012
I don't care by akeara4 reviews
Happy wheels fic. A monologue of Irresponsible Dad's son.
Happy Wheels - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Complete
It's the End of the World as He Knows It by DoofusPrime reviews
Caught between hordes of bloodthirsty zombies and a group of survivors who might be more dangerous to him than any bite from the undead, Daryl Dixon is feeling anything but fine.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
The Saiyans by Vickychan reviews
My old comedy series reformatted and reborn! For anyone who hasn't come across it before The Saiyans is a series of short humour sketches featuring Teen Vegeta, Nappa and Raditz. I hope you enjoy them in their new format, I'm sure you will! Please R&R!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 16,018 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Vegeta, Frieza, Raditz, Nappa - Complete
Dark Brothers by CrazyNutSquirrel reviews
A series of Dark Turtle oneshots, all will involve brotherly fluff. :D Rated T for safety.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Dark Turtles
It's Just Not Max's Day, Is It? by Kaen Okami reviews
Ari's ghost is bored. So he decides to join forces with The Voice and sing to Max all day long to annoy her. Max's day goes downhill from there once she finds out what the rest of the flock is up to...Rated for questionable content. DISCONTINUED.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,163 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Max, Ari B.
Not so Bad After All by CrazyNutSquirrel reviews
A collection of oneshots which will have the TMNT interacting with the Dark Turtles. Sweetness shall abound. :P Or other stuff as my muse dictates. Rated T for safety.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Dark Turtles
Crazy Drabble on FB with Raphael by D'Fuentes reviews
April indulges in crazy drabbles with Raphael and the guys on FB.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Raphael, April O'Neil
10 Ways to Annoy Ari by Blaze808 reviews
I was bored and I noticed no-one had ever done this, so I am the first!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Ari B.
Blackbird by Mad Maggie reviews
The sequel to Angel's revenge. 19 year old Angel is back, along with Ari. He's safe. But something else has been happening. Angel can hear the voices of all the captured Genetically modified kids. She's not out for just revenge. "Time to save the world."
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Angel, Ari B.
Love and Sweets by aggressively writes reviews
He just wanted Daddy to pay attention. Daddy always gave the other kids his love. Never him. Then one day, Daddy left. The men in white coats took him. All he wanted from his Daddy was love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Ari B., Jeb B. - Complete
Angel's revenge by Mad Maggie reviews
Angel is all grown up. Things have changed. She's no longer the little innocent child she once was. Now age 19. New hair, new look and a new lease on life. Max and the flock are nowhere to be found. What will life bring her way? Rating for lemon ch 11
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,436 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Angel, Ari B. - Complete
Dark Super Ninja Turtles by Linzerj reviews
Because there are too few stories about Super Turtles and Dark Turtles. Post-Turtles Forever. Mikey just loves to play around with the portal stick, but a blast back to the future and bonding with dark bros makes him want to visit a 'super' dimension...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Dark Turtles, Super Turtles
Maximum Ride Parody Corner by St. Iggy the Pyro reviews
A collection of song parodies, Maximum Ride style!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Max
Job Listings by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
I basically got bored one day and had a random thought: If the Flock applied for jobs, what would be a bad choice? I have random thoughts like that. So, this is what I came up with...Oh, and it's narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not that I want to be here..
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 14,794 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Complete
Frieza's Late Night Meeting by KaibaGirl17 reviews
Frieza's called a late night meeting and it's 'Come as you are'. You won't believe how Frieza's crew members appear in the middle of the night.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Complete
Legacy of A Scorpion by Prophetella reviews
Turtletots & Hidden messages leads to new Names for the Dark Turtles. Based solely on the TMNT:FF episode "DNA is Thicker than Water" and internet research, with HTML links for research told in the story. Rated T for mention of premeditated Assassination
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Dark Turtles, Splinter - Complete
Ten Things That You Should Never EVER by SparxFlame reviews
... Let the Maximum Ride Characters Do. The title wouldn't fit. And basically the story does what it says in the title. It is a list, be warned! I will try and hopefully do all the characters. R&R PLEASE! ON HIATUS for the forseeable future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
MR SPOOF by xxgldxx reviews
A Spoof on the Maximum Ride books. Where all the characters are out of control and things don't always go the way James Patterson wrote them..... read more inside.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 34,926 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 4/2/2009
The Mermaid and the Angel by RubyDracoGirl reviews
Mermaid… an abused mutant female turtle… finds her Guardian Angel…and he's more then she's ever dreamed of… Rated M for a reason! Brutal violence, language and rape. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Maximum Ride in Five Minutes by Velvet Liquor reviews
Flying kids on crack? Ari rides a flying rainbow? Max, after communicating with plants, is on a mission to save the world's population of trees? And why is James Patterson wearing a blonde wig and singing to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2009
Send in the Clowns by Kallasilya reviews
When Raphael is captured and traded as an animal on the black market, he is forced to question his pride, his strength, and what it really means to be human.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,347 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Raphael - Complete
Hurt by shinyuy reviews
Warning - SLASH... yeah deal with it. Casey / Raph. After a fight some things are revealed that weren't expected and sometimes you don't know what to say... because the right words don't work.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Casey Jones, Raphael - Complete
The Effects of Tequila by KatieLeanne17 reviews
The comsumption of alcohol can bring out the worst in people and turtles.So when Raph, Mike and Casey consume it in large quantities, no one knows whar happened. Why is Raph's Sai missing and why is Don talking about Casey and Mikey's ugly babies?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Heart to Heart by Rid3r Chick reviews
This is a little something I wrote because I sort of feel sorry for Ari. Anyways, this is Ari's feelings on the conversation he had with Max in the dungeon. I hope you like it. Please read and review! Thanks.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Warriors: Into the Wild More or Less by Dreamstar's Courage reviews
A parody of Inot the Wild. Did you know that Tigerclaw was raised by mice? Or that Spottedleaf has dreams of being a supermodel? Find out...
Warriors - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,781 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/16/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006
Fading Away reviews
AU. Freeza is back! But what are his motives? Why does he want Goku and Vegeta's help? Is he true to his word? Or is he going to turn traitor? Read to find out! Please be nice this is mai first fanfic. Hiatus.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,059 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Goku, Frieza