Mr. BramStoker
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Joined 07-30-12, id: 4165195
Author has written 135 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Resident Evil, Dragon Ball Z, Avengers, Thor, Resident Evil series, X-Men: The Movie, Super Smash Brothers, Spider-Man, Justice League, Metal Gear, X-Men, Castle, Lord of the Rings, Godzilla, G. I. Joe, Star Wars, Smallville, Simpsons, Kingdom Hearts, Sly Cooper, Batman Beyond, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ghost Rider, Superman, Sleepy Hollow, Mortal Kombat, and Arrow.
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Roommates by DarkFox93 reviews
What happens when two frenemies live together? I don't know, but here's some of my ideas. Rated T for the number Three.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,761 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Carmelita F., Neyla
Super Smash Shorts by the invader teen14 reviews
What do the smashers do in their spare time? What does Samus think about Snake and him spending time with her? What do the smashers think of Tabuu? And why is Sonic acting so when the moon is full? And Where does Mario and Peach go after a brawl? You can also send in your original ideas for a short! And it will be featured in Super Smash Shorts!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,446 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Solid Snake, Sonic, Mario, Samus A.
The Fellowship Café by Kyonkichi9 reviews
In the campus of Middle-Earth University lies the Fellowship Café, the famous coffee and Legolas's delicious vegan friendly (who knew?) baked goods. Owned by none other than Gandalf the Grey, the café is the employment place of many of the students, and the greatest place to get a rather decent cup of coffee to get students through the misery of University.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 45,347 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/13 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Peregrin T., Aragorn, Boromir, Arwen U.
Love Games by FlabbergastedPancakes reviews
Edward and Jonathan meet an alluring, but deranged and peculiar female rogue in Arkham Asylum, and they engage in a battle to see who can win her heart first! Riddler x OC, with some Scarecrow mixed up in there. It's rated T for the occasional language, but I'll probably end up switching the rating to M for some smut I have planned out for the future.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 56,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/11 - Published: 8/27/2013 - Edward N./The Riddler, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
The Dark Lord by horseyyay reviews
LOTR from Sauron's POV. My weird take on whats going on in Mordor and Sauron's mind during LOTR. Plot twists are coming... Rated T for violence and occasional language. My first fanfic so read and review please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sauron
He is Mine Now by rosethorn59 reviews
Legolas is kidnapped by Arwen, being the victim of her affections, as she chooses him over Aragorn after one day's acquaintance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,264 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/31 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Legolas, Arwen U.
The Scarlet Web of Justice by VenomSpider33 reviews
The minute he took his first breathe, Kaine was a monster. The flawed first clone of Peter Parker, he killed hundreds without mercy, while slowly dying as his own cells broke down. But now, he has been reborn as the Scarlet Spider, and starts a new life in a new world. When an alien invasion threatens that life, he must join the world's greatest heroes to face this threat.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 12/13/2013 - [Kaine P./Scarlet Spider II, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Wally W./Flash, J'onn J./Martian Manhunter
Revenge of the Nerds by Night Monkey reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow have joined forces and are plotting murder. Batman would never admit it, but he almost hopes they succeed. Why? Because their intended victim is the Joker. Sequel to Nerd.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 140,313 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Poison Ivy, The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
How Wonderful Life Is (Now That You're In the World) by Nina of the Galaxy reviews
Laurel is pregnant and she doesn't know how to tell Ollie he will be a father.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,833 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23 - [Oliver Q., Laurel L., Felicity S.] Tommy M. - Complete
Poke'mon Meets The Simpsons by Neo Namco reviews
The world of Poke'mon and The Simpsons is brought together with hilarious consequences and not to mention disasterous consequences.
Crossover - Simpsons & Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,538 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/24/2007
Fanfiction Trauma by IncognitoGirl1993 reviews
When an extremely bored Reid stumbles upon Fanfiction dot net his world is turned upside down. Watch as the genius and the rest of the BAU team tackle on a threat worse then any unsub they've come across with, badly written fanfiction stories featuring them. 4th and 3rd wall will most certainly be broken. Absolute crackfic! Now taking requests.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 69,405 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 2/28/2013 - S. Reid
SVU In A Nutshell by K.Missouri reviews
Enter the world of SVU like you never seen before. See through the eyes of the SVU detectives and the assistant district attorneys as they engage in random and humorous adventures together.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,178 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 5/26/2012 - A. Cabot, O. Benson
Pippin's bootcamp by DelphineAngua reviews
Pippin thinks they're all too lazy and starts his own boot camp
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,991 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Aragorn, Arwen U., Faramir, Gollum
Phantom Evolution by fighterofflames reviews
Danny's parents have rejected him, but Cerebro detected him which got him into Professor Xavier's Institute. Now Danny has a whole set of adventures to go through including high school which is normal, but his friends will help him out. What will happen with Danny and the X-men? Well you better read to find out since I got this back up and running people.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,387 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 2/17 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Danny F.
Bobby's Old Maid: Vignettes of April by goodgirl275 reviews
When Bobby beats Logan in a game of Old Maid, Logan has to become the Iceman's servant- for a month!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/6 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Iceman/Bobby D., Wolverine/Logan
Cellmates by MariPotato reviews
Arkham Asylum is overcrowded, and some villains end up having to share their cells with somebody else. What will happen when the Master of Fear finds himself paired up with somebody else? Will turn romantical in the next chapters. ScarecrowxIvy
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 1/2 - Poison Ivy, Johnathan C./Scarecrow
A Hedgehog in Transylvania by The Chuckinator reviews
Sonic is transported back in time to Transylvania where he meets Van Helsing, and joins him on a quest to kill the vampire, Count Dracula. However, Dracula has plans for Sonic and the hedgehog's life is changed forever.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,653 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Sonic, Van Helsing - Complete
Unlimit-ED by Mr. Raleigh D reviews
When the Eds switch places with the major Justice League members, they face a threat that'll bring the humanity to the bring of extinction while the League will face the terrifying threat to mankind - jawbreakers.
Crossover - Ed, Edd n Eddy & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 31,338 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Eds, Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl
Laundry Day on the Death Star by Ed Harley reviews
Two Stormtroopers go to the Laundromat
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29 - Darth Vader - Complete
New Smash Bros Interviews by Ability King KK reviews
Link and Samus are tasked to interview new fighters for the forth Super Smash Bros. game. Who will they have to deal with during this task and how many exactly?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 53,438 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Link, Samus A.
Nightmare by Ipwnedanoobonce reviews
Snake hits a bit of a problem after having Samus stay the night in his room. Bolded parts are lyrics. :)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/13 - Solid Snake, Samus A. - Complete
Baby Makes Three by LOTSlover reviews
Diana has some news that she's not so sure Bruce is going to like to hear. Nothing but BM/WW FLUFF!
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,982 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Wild and an Untamed Thing by tarheelveteran reviews
The Miami-Dade Crime Lab goes to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8
An Unexpected Journey by grumpyheroine reviews
Thirteen odd people head off on an adventure to reclaim the mountain and treasure of Erebor from a dragon, bringing along their can't-cook-if-her-life-depended-on-it reporter/burglar, and her cousin the wizard. Everyone finds there's more to them than meets the eye. / A Hobbit Parody
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Clark K./Superman, Chloe S., Lois L., Bruce W./Batman
Jill Cubed by xXNorwegianAssassinXx reviews
What if personality was determined by what you wear? And what happens when you stick these personalities together? Jill has had her fair share of outfits, so what happens when you stick all these different Jills under one roof? One hell of a show, that's for sure!
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Jill V.
Dear Writers of FanFiction by A Vulcan's Kiss reviews
The ℱellowship of The ℛing would like to have a few words with us concerning some of the cliché stories that are abundant on this branch. I suppose we can say that the most of them are a tad bit peeved • Canon and Pairings, mostly • Will accept Requests/Suggestions • Chapter 47: "Treebeard ON - Run, Forest, RUN!" • Please Read • T for safety • R&R! • 100,000 HITS! • CH47UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 47 - Words: 6,390 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond
Avengers of the Ring by Dr Matthattan reviews
Due to a freak accident involving the Bifrost, the Avengers Captain America, Thor and the Hulk are thrown into the world of Middle-earth. They join the Fellowship of the Ring in their epic struggle to defeat the Dark Lord Sauron.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 286,791 - Reviews: 885 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 550 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Complete
Meet Resident Evil by rockof90 reviews
Bloopers from when characters first met each other in the main RE games (new chapters in progress)
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 61 - Words: 44,588 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 11/22/2008
Weird Day On Set by TemperanceBooth1 reviews
This is the first day on the set of Van Helsing. What happens when the actors meet the real versions of their characters? I twisted the couples a little. I made it that Kate Beckinsale is married to Scott Speedman instead of Len Weisman. All other couples are the same.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Van Helsing, Anna Valerious, Dracula
The Game of Acolytes by ColdFusion180 reviews
Whoever said that mutants are the dice of life? Anyone who has ever had to play with Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Raising the Funds by The Flying Lion reviews
The Smashville Mansion is low on funding leading to Master Hand to set it's residents to raise money in order to keep their lodging. But what hairbrained schemes will each Smasher take and what mayhem will inevitably ensue when these usual gaming heroes have to face something bigger than what they know: employment.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,556 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Lucario, Solid Snake, Samus A.
You Got BatRolled! by TheBananaSlug reviews
Care for some Batman crackfic oneshots? Here is a whole fanfic full of them! Prepare for some major absurdity, parodies, and OOC madness! It includes Penguin's love-life, Ra's al Ghul's secret to immortality, Joker at his best, Bane owning a restaurant, Poison Ivy setting some facts about veganism, and SCARECROW! Rated T for hilarity.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 170,434 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 10/26/2011
Acolyte Intelligentsia by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto is forced to face a most terrifying revelation.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro, Sabretooth, Mastermind - Complete
The Prophecy by Snowcat1378 reviews
Four girls walk through their town to go shopping. But when a seemingly crazy lady tells them about a prophecy, the girls walk into the world of Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Will the girls solve the case and fulfill the prophecy? Or will they just become the next victims?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Eddie Valient, Roger R., Jessica R., Judge Doom
Labyrinth by Rogue238 reviews
Raven and Lightning present the Evotized version of Jim Henson's Labyrinth. Dedicated to the children of the 80's. Just a bunch more fun! Rated T just in case. R&R please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,853 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L.
Spoof Trek: Frogger by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
A series of "Voyager" parodies, spoofing individual episodes. Captain Myway-or-the-Highway leads her crew on a cosmic game of Frogger, battling the Bored Collective, flagellant Cargassian spies, "Star Wars" fans, and their own limited intelligence. (Humor done in the style of "Airplane," Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and cartoonish comedies in general.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,763 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Is She Snoring? by imisskate reviews
Anthony DiNozzo loves stakeouts! That is, when his partner doesn't fall asleep. With a sleeping Kate and nothing to do, what he resort to, and how will Kate deal with it?
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Kate T., Tony D. - Complete
Super Smash Bros: The SSB4 Interviews by APC99 reviews
The Smashers spend several days interviewing video game heroes and villains for the next adventure. Humor, Adventure. Some mild swearing and occasional dirty humor. Currently taking requests.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,051 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Kirby, Link, Mario, Samus A.
Jean Grey Professional Dream Weaver by Mr. BramStoker reviews
Jean unexpectedly inherits the power to visit the X-Men's dreams. And with their dreams way out of the ordinary, you know this cant be good.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Jean Grey - Complete
The Captain needs some Help by justadream1990 reviews
Captain America decides to hang out with his friend Tony one day. But he meets someone there that's not necessarily the friendliest. This is a oneshoot a friend requested after we saw a picture online of the two.
Crossover - Family Guy & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Mutant Tricks by ColdFusion180 reviews
Mistakes and misdirections abound when Pyro decides to entertain the Acolytes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,788 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Elizabeta by flowerpower71 reviews
A parody of the 1997 Don Bluth film, "Anastasia." Hungary grew up her whole life in an orphanage, never knowing who she was or where she came from. So she sets out on a journey to the past to find the family she never knew. Along the way she teams up with some interesting new friends, including Gilbert Meilschmidt who ropes her into a scheme of impersonating a long lost princess.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,341 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Hungary, Prussia
Strike One for Joker by staticmonk reviews
Batman treats the Joker with no respect, and he's sick of it! What's a clown to do but go on strike?
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Complete
Nine Plus One by avpke reviews
(One-Shot Collection) - The Nine were Sauron's greatest, strongest and deadliest servants. They were able to kill simply by causing fear within their enemies, wielding their weapons with ease, and could not be killed. But… what are these dark creatures doing in their free time? And what if the Witch King had a 5 year old daughter? Read and find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Witch-King of Angmar, Nazgul, OC - Complete
Live Balls of Fire by ColdFusion180 reviews
Fires aren't the only things breaking out as Pyro expresses his special relationship with flames.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Pyro - Complete
Ain't That Insane by ColdFusion180 reviews
Exposure to the Acolytes can cause major losses including sanity, dignity and one's will to live.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
There's No Race Like Mutants by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto's latest recruiting mission with the Acolytes does not go nearly as planned.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Guess Who's Coming for Dinner by yellowstar128 reviews
Diana Wayne gets a surprise visit from her mother at home in Gotham. Why? Read to find out. Another adorable Earth 128 fic. Batman/WonderWoman but NOT Nightwing/Troia.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Dick G./Nightwing, Donna T./Troia - Complete
Blame it on the Alcohol by madame.alexandra reviews
Alcohol really isn't an excuse for behavior, but sometimes it's fun to lay the blame with liquor. A variety of one-shots about the havoc alcohol can wreak-whether it be fun, sexy, sad, or absurd. Jibbs.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Outfit Anarchy by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes go to a clothing store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L., Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
The Late Night, Double Feature, Picture Show by petalene reviews
Kurt and Blaine go see the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Hilarity ensues. And if Blaine can survive having no idea what is going on, getting dragged on stage and pelted with toast he may be able to find the courage to ask Kurt out.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,726 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Kaine Member of the Injustice League by The Lord of War reviews
Kaine the now cured clone of Spider-man is mysteriously teleported to the DC universe. Kaine's life goes down the wrong path and now he is one of the bad guys fighting the Justice League. Is he destined to now be the perennial bad guy forever or can he find redemption?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,891 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/12/2013
The Rogue Clown by Jpbake reviews
When LEx Luthor invents a machine that steals Rouges power's and puts them in the Joker. The X-Men have no choice but to team up with the Justice league before the Joker destroys them all. But can they get along long enough to stop the Joker
Crossover - X-Men & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2013 - Published: 4/29/2013 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Great Ball by Red Witch reviews
The Cobras crash a high society masquerade ball. These people have no class.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Baroness, Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
It Pays to Do Background Checks by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto attempts to recruit another member for the Acolytes, but discovers one minor problem.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Gambit/Remy L., Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
The Life and Times of the Super Smash Sisterhood by Lady Paprika reviews
A series of one-shots that semi-overlap, mostly centering around Zelda, Peach and Samus and the mostly silly scenarios and challenges they face in a male-dominated organization. Warning: Contains fluff, romance, humor, one clueless!Zelda, one obnoxious!Peach, and one irritable!Samus. Latest: Samus, who exactly is Microman and why do you keep talking to yourself?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,365 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Captain Falcon, Zelda/Sheik, Samus A., Lyn
The two dreaded Rs: Retcon and Reboot by shanejayell reviews
Hearing about the upcoming reboot, a group of heroines get together and gripe.
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,538 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Complete
Wakey wakey by Anotherhumanbeing reviews
"Kate?" he calls for her, glances at her face and oh, she's asleep. Her elbow supporting her head as she snores lightly, mumbling nonsense and smiling even so. He chuckles, the sight in front of him too adorable. And cute, definitely cute.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Star Wars: The SitCom by Fettkat reviews
Yep. It's finally happened. Star Wars as a sitcom. Episodes involving Star Wars characters that will make you LOL! Rated for.. well, sitcom humour!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,388 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Ben S.
A Thank You Message for Fanfiction Readers Rises by Lasgalendil reviews
Attention, citizens: your precious adoration is most gratefully accepted—Bane
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Bane
Horizontal Tango by MyMidnight reviews
Set during Season 4's "Tale of Two Muses" when they're in the ancient Footloose town. Gabrielle wants to dance. Xena wants to go to sleep. Xena's gotta tire her out SOMEhow... My first Xena fic, hope you like it. Just some fun, smutty PWP. Xena/Gabrielle.
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Xena, Gabrielle - Complete
Warren-Blocked by BubbleGumYum10 reviews
"I grabbed her chin and pulled her forward, our lips centimeters apart..." CRASH!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Scott S./Cyclops, Warren W. III/Archangel - Complete
Socks and a Hard Place by ColdFusion180 reviews
How long will it take until the Acolytes stop causing chaos and insanity? The world may never know.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
The Black Cauldron and the One Ring: Part One by Uruz 11 reviews
The Horned King has allied with Sauron and Saruman, they plan to unleash destruction and darkness accross Prydain and Middle-Earth together unless they aren't opposed. Gandalf leads Taran and his friends together with with other folk on a perilous journey in an effort to destroy the One Ring before the three evil foes can conquer all in their path. Taran/Eilonwy Aragorn/Arwen
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Black Cauldron - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,323 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Taran
Seireitei Towers by Kurosaki Rukia Taichou reviews
Parody Of Spongebob Squarepants
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Complete
Monty Python's Drunken Sam by lexi'ssorryforthis reviews
Sam gets drunk and starts quoting Monty Python. Set... uh... well it's at least after "On the Head of a Pin", but after that it doesn't really matter where you want to put it. In my head it's early S5. Just a one-shot drabble.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Total Humor Island by 100TenMillion reviews
The best jokes, comedy sketches and parodies, as interpreted by YOUR favorite campers!
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 90 - Words: 44,234 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009
Don't Dream It, Be It by Korderoo reviews
When Regina loses a bet to Emma, she is forced to attend a showing of Rocky Horror Picture show in costume with the blonde. Swan Queen tension ensues as well as Storybrooke Rocky Horror Cast hilarity.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/30/2012 - The Evil Queen/Regina M., Emma S. - Complete
Medallion by Phoenix Princess555 reviews
Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate's life for me... A mysterious blackout leads the x-men to a port where rumors of the Black Pearl reside. Romy Jott Kiotr and some Ororo/Jack.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,919 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 7/31/2008
Expletive Deleted by marymo9 reviews
A series of comical one-shots. All the times that the Justice League women were heard cursing. Hawkgirl,Wonder Woman,Huntress and Canary all making appearances. This better be bleepin funny! Some femslash.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,526 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl, Dinah L./Black Canary, Helena B./Huntress
Pizza Delivery by LemonYellowCoat reviews
You know that SpongeBob episode Pizza Delivery? What if Divergent characters were in it.. R&R, Minor Insurgent spoilers. But if you're on FanFiction, you would know all about the spoiling. *Hums McCandor pizza song* ONESHOT
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,928 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Marlene, Eric - Complete
Intervention by ScarletDeva reviews
Because Rogue and Gambit are Rogue and Gambit but not RogueandGambit and dammit the X-Men need sleep. Cameos by silence and awkwardness. But all's well that ends well? At least sleep comes back to the mansion, anyway. Sort of sequel to The Psychology of Poison.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Remy L./Gambit, Anna Marie/Rogue - Complete
Sweeney Todd Parody by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
Oh dear, I'm back at it again with my musical parodies of yore. However, I could not resist this one! Basically, a parody of everyone's favorite musical about cannibalism, Sweeney Todd! T for obvious swearing and, well, murder.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Complete
Thank You Very, Very, Very Much by ColdFusion180 reviews
The moment they have been waiting for has finally arrived and the Acolytes react accordingly.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
I Like Life by ColdFusion180 reviews
Mastermind is having a bad day, so who better to cheer him up than…Sabertooth? Oy vey…
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Mastermind, Sabretooth - Complete
Mister Magnus by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto is not amused as the Acolytes highlight some of his more well-known and less appealing attributes.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Know Your Joe: Barbecue And Blowtorch by Red Witch reviews
Co-Written with Coldfusion 180! Another fun segment of Know Your Joe goes up in smoke.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Quick Kick, Shipwreck - Complete
The Art Of The Deal by Red Witch reviews
It was only a matter of time before Cobra got involved in this. Dessert lovers beware.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Cobra Commander, Mindbender - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age by MBosco reviews
After fleeing from a battle, Berethor of Gondor is sentenced to find Boromir, son of Denethor and return him to Minas Tirith. As he continues his search, Berethor and his companions discover and rediscover dark things about his sordid past...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,053 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Berethor
Mutantly Delicious by ColdFusion180 reviews
More fun discussions amongst the Acolytes accompanied by an extra serving of madness or two.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
That's How We Spend the Day Away in the Grand Acolyte Base by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy, Pyro and Piotr tell Mastermind what life as an Acolyte is all about.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Rocky Horror by freezy queen reviews
"I can't believe I'm here. In costume. In public." Cat and Jade go a midnight showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show for Halloween. Written as dialogue!
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Cat V., Jade W. - Complete
We Are Acolytes by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes prepare a special greeting for Mastermind and leave a very distinct impression on him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Mastermind - Complete
Welcome to the Acolytes! by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes finally get a new member. And they give him a welcome he will never forget. Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,690 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Mastermind, Pyro - Complete
Looking At An Annoying Little Mirror by Red Witch reviews
The Cobra gang and their latest allies land at their next base. Destro and the Baroness get a harsh reality check. But not as harsh as the one Cobra Commander gets.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,400 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2012 - Baroness, Destro - Complete
Son of Ra by Magi Magi Magician Gal reviews
FINISHED! Parody of Disney's Hercules. Yugi always knew he was different. Normal people can't control light, summon monsters, or have insanely strong strength. When he finds out he's the son of the Egyptain Sun God Ra, was turned mortal and given a new name, he sets out to find where he truly belongs. Puzzleshipping, Yugi x Yami.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,220 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi] - Complete
One Night in Bangkok by Red Witch reviews
While Cobra Commander and the gang have fun in Bangkok they run into a few familiar faces. And then things get really weird. Blame it on the Chess song.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Know Your Cobra Commander by Red Witch reviews
Despite the public outcry, Cobra Commander thinks it's time to tell the world a bit more about himself. Unfortunately he tells a bit more than he should.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Cobra Commander, Mindbender - Complete
The Up Or The Shut by Red Witch reviews
The Cobras reunite with Destro and his new girlfriend. Proving that the more things change, the more headaches you get.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Destro, Cobra Commander - Complete
On The Road With Cobra Commander by Red Witch reviews
What's left of Cobra High Command goes on a road trip. Watch out world! It's Cobras gone wild!
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,315 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Cobra Commander, Zartan - Complete
Advanced Studies In Comic Book Relationships by Red Witch reviews
Logan and Hank get caught in another heated discussion of pop culture that gives everyone a headache.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Wolverine/Logan, Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Better Than Bat Cake by Red Witch reviews
The Cobras get together to celebrate Torch's birthday as well as the end of a running joke.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,618 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Bad Luck Bowser by Mishieru Hime reviews
Bowser's tyranny has taken over Smash Mansion, striking fear in the Smasher's hearts. Luckily, Sonic gave Bowser a taste of his own medicine by secretly sneaking in a bad luck potion into Bowser's cola, giving him bad luck for an unknown amount of time. Currently taking requests for any misadventures.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,707 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Bowser, Ganondorf
Magneto of La Mancha by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto vents about his current state in the world and vows to do something about it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Cobra Commander: Obedience Instructor by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander's latest attempt to handle the Baroness situation goes predictably awry.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Cobra Commander And The Stupid Portal of Doom by Red Witch reviews
Another day, another interdimensional mess Cobra has to deal with.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
August 5, 2012 - Card Reading Day by mmooch reviews
**Part of the 2012 LiveJournal's Twisted Shorts August Fic-A-Day** series, also known as the 'Wacky Holiday Series'. It's a very special episode for the Cryptkeeper; you could say it's to die for!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Tales from the Crypt - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Buffy S. - Complete
Off The Leash by Red Witch reviews
Taking care of the Baroness in her current mental state may be a bit too much for Dr. Mindbender and Road Pig. Not to mention everyone else.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Baroness - Complete
Another Night of Stimulating Conversation by Red Witch reviews
Another round of the Cobra Guys complaining about their lives, movies and being politically incorrect. What else do you expect from terrorists with a snake theme?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Destro, Cobra Commander - Complete
The Three Little Saiyans by IggySwitzy reviews
When Goku, Gohan and Vegeta get kicked out of their houses, they decide to build their own temporary ones. But within the woods they resorted in, a dark force lays waiting to feed. Based on the all famous 'Three Little Pigs'
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Goku - Complete
The Rider Returns by Halomaniac117 reviews
After PP. When Danny, Sam, Tucker, and their families go on a road trip to California, they hope that it will give them the R & R they need. But when the RV breaks down near an old mining town they find out that this will be one of the most memorable vacations any of them have ever had. Please rate and review.
Crossover - Danny Phantom & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,352 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Danny F. - Complete
Waffles by Weskette reviews
Chris wakes up late one night in order to sate his partner's cravings.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Chris R., Jill V. - Complete
Nothing But Doom by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro gets cloned. Heaven help us all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
It's A Zoo Around Here by Red Witch reviews
Another day, another round of failed experiments and madness at Cobra.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Blake's New Car by xXScream4Xx reviews
Blake and Tori go for a ride in Blake's new car!
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2012 - Blake B., Tori H. - Complete
Night of Interruptions by Hayles45 reviews
It's a peaceful night. After accidentally waking Daphne from her slumber, the pair find something much more interesting to do. But will they be left alone? Please R&R! It's Fraphne! Rated T for Suggestive themes.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Fred, Daphne - Complete
Best Cobra Staff Meeting Ever by Red Witch reviews
A mishap during couple's therapy leads to great delight for the majority of Cobra's High Command. Well not Destro obviously due to the Baroness bashing going on...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Baroness, Cobra Commander - Complete
Morons On My Payroll by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander has to deal with more staff problems than usual. It's not just his commanding officers that give him headaches, even though they do give him the biggest ones.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Cobra Commander - Complete
Doctor Pyro, Report to the Emergency Room by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes pay a visit to the hospital.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Insanus Persona by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto's latest experiment with Pyro confirms the old adage, "Insanity can neither be eliminated nor destroyed, but merely converted from one form to another".
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Utter NonScents by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to Behavior Dis-Odor. More madness ensues as the X-Men experience the effects of Pyro's serum.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Beast/Hank M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Gotta Let the Flames Burn Free by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro expresses how to properly handle flames while the rest of the Acolytes scramble to deal with Pyro.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Pyro - Complete
Other Side of the Crazy Scale by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men try to have a normal quiet night and witness someone else getting into trouble for once. Special Marvel surprise guest star inside!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Batman Meets Family Guy by ItalianMobster17
Batman falls into a portal made by the Penguin and gets transported to Quahog R.I. T for saftey. May contain bad language here and there.
Crossover - Family Guy & Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/30/2012
Chaos Weary by ColdFusion180 reviews
There is no break from the madness and no rest for Magneto as long as the Acolytes are around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,334 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Cobra Commander Vs The Budget Cuts by Red Witch reviews
Once again Cobra Commander tries to fix the budget of everyone's least favorite terrorist organization. And once again his own subordinates ruin his plans.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
The TV Gods Are Mocking Me by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander looks to television for new ideas on taking over the world. Gee I wonder why that's a bad idea?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Double Date With Destro And The Baroness by Red Witch reviews
Destro and the Baroness go on a double date with Mindbender and his latest flame. What's wrong with this picture?
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,823 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Destro, Baroness - Complete
Couples Therapy With Destro And The Baroness by Red Witch reviews
Our favorite Cobra couple goes to a relationship counselor. Celebrate Valentine's Day with love, bickering and gunfire.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Destro, Baroness - Complete
Hellmouth Day Outtakes by mmooch reviews
**Companion story to 'Hellmouth Day'** Just like we found out in the movie 'Groundhog Day' and the SG-1 episode 'Window of Opportunity', a person can only take continuous loops so long before they go loopy themselves. Open to all authors!
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,196 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Buffy S.
Bedtime Stories by CSIfan8686 reviews
Sara has trouble falling asleep. GSR.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Sara S., Gil G. - Complete
Down In The Valley of Stupidity by Red Witch reviews
Another day, another meeting and yet another insane plan to try and take over the world. Or just kill some time. Cobra Commander isn't sure which.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Cobra Commander, Destro - Complete
Raised On the Caspartina by Roanna Of Naxen reviews
What would happen if Ms. Emma Frost was pregnant with Mr. Sebastian Shaw's baby? What would Mr. Shaw think? Would Ms. Frost have the baby? If she does, what would the child of these two villains be like?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Emma Frost, Sebastian S.
Come For The Madness Stay For The Insanity by Red Witch reviews
Scott tries to convince Alex to move into the Institute, however his teammates and the Brotherhood aren't helping his case.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Havok/Alex M./Alex S. - Complete
From Acolytes to All of You by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto takes some time to address the public while the other Acolytes get in a few words as well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
What's A DVD? by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Now complete. The Lion King characters watch the Lion King movies.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,678 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Simba - Complete
Melting the Ice by iNTR3PiD reviews
An improbable evening for Emma Frost leads to an implausible situation and the beginning of an impossible relationship with Bobby Drake. Will the Iceman warm the heart of the Ice Queen?
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,659 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Robert D./Iceman, Emma F./White Queen
Lunatics in Action by ColdFusion180 reviews
Wackiness continues to emanate from the Acolytes while Magneto struggles not to have a nervous breakdown.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Waking the Tiger by Blue Obsidian Butterfly reviews
Castle tries to wake Beckett. He ends up getting knocked on the floor and is baffled to find himself looking at a sleeping Kate Beckett. There is a reason you should let a tiger or Beckett sleep.
Castle - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
Grape Nuts by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro's latest activities bear unexpected fruit, much to the other Acolytes' regret.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
The Bridge over Osgiliath by Uvatha the Horseman reviews
Three weeks after the War of the Ring would have been (AU), Frodo's mission has failed, and Sauron has the Ring. Yet during the Second Age, Sauron suffered one humiliating defeat after another, even while wearing the Ring. He fears Gondor as much as they fear him. (slash Sauron/Melkor)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 44,305 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Sauron, Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Cobra Commander Verses Group Therapy by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander tries another insane scheme to make Cobra great again. And as usual it backfires on him, much to the delight of his staff.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Cobra Commander, Baroness - Complete
Sora and the Oklahoma Play by miano53 reviews
After finding a book on the play "Oklahoma", Sora decides to bring the play to life. But...will it be a success? Takes place after KH II.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Sora, Kairi - Complete
Evolution Song Parodies by superkim111 reviews
An idea that popped into my head one night while trying to get to sleep. Let's see how this plays out. Also I do apologize for any spelling or grammar errors. I am currently without a beta and usually have to type these things up at night when I'm not quite all there.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010
Finding Fanfiction by The Winter Wizard reviews
How would various Lord of the Rings characters react to finding fanfiction - or rather different pairings in the romance genre? R&R to find out! Pairings accepted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,949 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
I Wanna Do Bad Things To The TV by Red Witch reviews
Another day another argument at the Institute. This time it's over a certain HBO vampire show. This argument gives Logan and the other instructors a pain in the neck.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan - Complete
The Acolyte Trail by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy and Pyro play their own version of a historically hazardous journey while Piotr finds himself dragged along for the ride.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Shear Mayhem by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes visit a hair salon.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
His Butler, Spam by Hokuto Uchiha reviews
Ciel and Sebastian go to a cafe, where bard, Mey-Rin, and Finnian are waiters, only to find out there's practically nothing on the menu but spam. Parody of the Spam sketch from "Monty Python".
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Truths, Dares, & Duct Tape by LadyStar10 reviews
Renegade Verse. When Scarlett blows a gasket most of the Joes plan revenge against her, involving a hilarious game of Truth Or Dare, duct tape, & unsuspecting Snake Eyes. This story contains fluff & a minor duct tape prank.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,785 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Scarlett, Snake Eyes - Complete
NU: Null Fox by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, MGS Crossover, Smart/Powerful Naru, Naru/Olga. He was the last of his Clan, the Legacy of the COBRA Unit, the last Remnant of FOXHOUND, he was Uzumaki Naruto, he was codenamed both The Void and Null-Fox... he was many things... and this is his story.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 47 - Words: 274,589 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Naruto U.
QA's Musical Morons by Q-A the Authoress reviews
When given the chance to conduct a marching band for a big music contest, Ebony Gulliver must round up some people to help her out in this hilarious and funny parody of the Spongebob Squarepants episode 'Band Geeks.' Please R & R!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Complete
The Seychellois Fish Slapping Dance by Nutty Nerd reviews
Ever wonder where the famous Fish Slapping Dance skit from Monty Python came from? This story explains it all. Written to celebrate Seychelles' birthday, June 29th. Happy Birthday! T for some choice words
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Seychelles, France - Complete
Cast Off by ColdFusion180 reviews
Fishing can sometimes be dull and uneventful. Not when the Acolytes are involved.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,701 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
MOTC: Dead Man's Chest by Rogue238 reviews
This is the Evotised version of Disney's Pirate of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, and the sequel to Mutants of the Caribbean! A bunch more fun! Rated T for a reason, folks! R&R please! Finished!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,469 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Worst Pies in Midgar by Enyo-chan reviews
The title says it all. Based on the scene "Worst Pies in London" from Sweeney Todd. Rated T just to be on teh safe side.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Sephiroth, Genesis R. - Complete
The Cobra Shopping Network by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander tries yet another scheme to make money. And once again the Dreadnoks mess things up.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Armadillo's Ballroom by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro introduces Remy and Piotr to a fun, unorthodox activity involving a certain armored animal.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
AIDS: Acolyte Insanity Driving Syndrome by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto vividly demonstrates how exposure to the Acolytes is harmful to one's mental health.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Convention Connection by BrightStar reviews
Lois talks Chloe into attending a Comic Convention with her. Hilarity ensues.
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Chloe S.
Sauron's Therapy Session by Aoi Dragon reviews
One Shot. After villains die, where do they go? Sauron is about to find out just how annoying the afterlife can be.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sauron - Complete
An Interview with Count Vladislaus Dragulia by cubanagurl reviews
interviews with the best guy in Van Helsing
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Dracula
Multiple Times Eight by Red Witch reviews
It's never a good idea to give Jamie too much sugar.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Multiple/Jamie M. - Complete
Cobra Leaks Gone Wild by Red Witch reviews
More madness as the Internet torments Cobra Commander and his staff.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Complete
Marrige trouble by tylerssecond2 reviews
Don't rate this...rate either Kung Lao's answering machine or IKARLY. Those are better.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 621 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Liu Kang, Kitana
Cooking With Kitty by Red Witch reviews
Kitty decides to star in her own cooking show.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Pyro and the Plooze by ColdFusion180 reviews
A tale which is told in a manner quite loose, as that used by the late and the great Dr. Seuss.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Cobraleaks by Red Witch reviews
The Information Age is proving to be a difficult time for a certain terrorist organization.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Complete
Switched by Jana Girl123 reviews
The members of the League are cursed to swap bodies with each other. Naturally, chaos ensures.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,992 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Helena B./Huntress, Dinah L./Black Canary - Complete
Steel 'n' Blade Co by UK-Underworld King reviews
Tired of getting little money on the tournament, Samus decides to open a joint with her good friend Link. What kind of misventures and jobs will the two have to endure to earn an honest money for once?... Rated T for minor violence and some language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 124,896 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Samus A., Link - Complete
We're a Bunch of Misfits by Red Witch reviews
The Misfits annoy Scott in their classic version of a holiday favorite. Now with added Pyro for more goodness!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Adam and the Holy Grail by tarheelveteran reviews
While the NY Crime Lab is on lockdown, Adam joins Danny and Lindsay as they watch a Monty Python movie. Now Adam goes on a knight's quest, with disastrous results.
CSI: New York - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Adam R. - Complete
Acolyte Productions Presents… by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto tries to recover from his latest set of ordeals but the Acolytes have other plans.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
Assorted Acolyte Insanity by ColdFusion180 reviews
Headaches and burns are abundant as Magneto attempts to survive another day at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Colossus - Complete
Operation: Dollie by BeverlyQueen reviews
They fell asleep together BIG MISTAKE now AC, Victor and Bart have plan. Meanwhile Chloe wisely stays out of it. DOLLIE
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Dinah L./Black Canary, Oliver Q./Green Arrow
Comic Funnies by ColdFusion180 reviews
Another fun discussion among the Acolytes with both mental and physical consequences.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,031 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Effulgent1 reviews
Things are heating up as a demon plays with our favorite Scoobies...what happens when everyone starts having the same dream...will it expose a long hidden secret...a long hidden love?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,089 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - R. Giles, Buffy S.
Band Geeks by Nur Nazirul reviews
To impress his rival Yamato, Taichi decided to start a band on his own. Parody of a Spongebob Squarepants episode.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Taichi Y./Tai K., Yamato I./Matt - Complete
One Awkward Experience by Yoshi 2.1 reviews
While out for a night on the town, Snake catches a drunk Samus in a bar and decides to bring her back home to the mansion, where she does something to him that he never expects.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Solid Snake, Samus A. - Complete
Wonderful Pain by Murdock129 reviews
Scarverse oneshot, set after Scars. HG/WW. Shayera and Diana's first joyful moments of motherhood upon Themyscira. Rated T to be safe and because of pregnant Amazons. Please R&R
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl - Complete
The fruit trilogy by gem6519 reviews
Lois has a craving for a banana. She is NOT pregnant. This is just a silly little thing that made me almost bust a gut laughing. This installment is rated K , but the remaining two installments are rated M.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Clark K./Superman, Lois L. - Complete
Too tired to Tango? by knittingeek reviews
Kate just wants to go home and sleep, but Castle has other ideas. Not really T, just to be safe.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Kate B., Rick C. - Complete
The Best Heist Ever Do'hed by The Sound of Typing reviews
The Cooper Gang plans to rob the rich and wicked Mr.Burns.On the way to Springfield, they meet a family who is also being chased by Inspector Carmelita Fox, the Simpsons.What could possibly happen?
Crossover - Simpsons & Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 9/4/2010
Worst Pies in Bayville by scott has a pole up his ass reviews
Kitty has a pie shop and Magneto walks in unknowingly. Read if you want to, review if you read, be nice if you review. And...yeah. I still have lots of room to type so I'm just gunna fill it up with stuff no one cares about. FLYING MONKEYS!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Magneto/Erik L.
Yakety Yak by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto orders the Acolytes around in a style paralleling an old and unmistakeable hit.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
No Peas, Please by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes attempt to get Sabertooth to eat foods that go beyond his usual customary diet.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Good Morning, Sleeping Beauty by Holz9364 reviews
Lisbon has a strange dream & Jane discovers that Lisbon talks in her sleep. Complete Jisbon fluff & a lot of childish humour!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Dances With Monkeys reviews
Brennan has a problem with giving things away in her sleep, but apparently she isn't the only one... Sequel to Sleep Talking.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2010 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Fun in the Sun by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes try to enjoy a relaxing day out, but not everything goes according to plan.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
More Puerile Pranks by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to Undetected Guests. After bugging the X-Mansion, the Acolytes decide to stop and hit one more place. Three guesses where they decide to go.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Principal Kelly - Complete
Transform and Roll Out by Miles333 reviews
Wally West finds himself stalked by a yellow car that might possibly be an alien robot. The rest of the League thinks he's insane. But then four more robots arrive, warning of a coming danger. Can Wally stop the Decepticons...by himself?
Crossover - Justice League & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,998 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/11/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Wally W./Flash, Bumblebee - Complete
Undetected Guests by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto sends the Acolytes on a mission to go bug the X-Mansion, which they plan to accomplish in more ways than one.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Button Buffoonery by ColdFusion180 reviews
Yet another example showing why Acolytes and silliness go hand in hand.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Money by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto endures an unforgettable performance which describes exactly what his subordinates want from him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Dishwasher Dysfunctions by ColdFusion180 reviews
Once again the Acolytes try to survive an encounter with another common household appliance.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Colossus, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
A Day in a Life by Moiraine123 reviews
Gabrielle is bored so she decides to write a story about her and Xena's adventures together. Until something goes wrong and ruins her story!
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Gabrielle, Xena - Complete
Cross Roads by Rraz45 reviews
The Z gang is teleported to the world of the X-men. Will they be able to stay alive in this new world? Will they able to return home? Review and Enjoy!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,065 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Acolytes Run Amok by ColdFusion180 reviews
More fun and games take place around the base while Magneto attempts to deal with his latest migraine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
The Nightcrawler of Notre Dame by Brightfire15 reviews
X-Men adaptation of "The Hunchback of Notre Dame." Kurt Wagner was a lonely mutant who lived a life solitude under the command of Graydon Creed. But when he meets Amanda, his world will change forever. Kurt/Amanda. Some chacters might be OOC. R&R!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,069 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Kurt W./Nightcrawler, Raven D./Mystique - Complete
The Koopa and the Bounty Huntress by Yoshi 2.1 reviews
In an attempt to win Link's heart, Zelda creates a love potion to do so, but in the process, her plan backfires when Samus accidently drinks it, which causes her to fall in love with a certain spike shelled koopa. This is my latest story,read,review
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Bowser, Samus A.
One Step Forward, Three Steps Back by ColdFusion180 reviews
What's the most stressful job in the world? Why being in charge of the Acolytes of course.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Tequila, Rum And A Rubber Chicken by Red Witch reviews
Never send Shipwreck out for supplies...
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Logan and the Airport by Hazel Eyes401 reviews
Logan, a metal detector, and a very unexpected tale from Kitty. Are you interested yet? Read to find out what happens. Rated K.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Wolverine/Logan, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Flame Accessories by ColdFusion180 reviews
Pyro demonstrates how to coexist with flames to the tune from a timeless animated classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Pyro - Complete
An Xmen Evolution Christmas Carol by Hazel Eyes401 reviews
The Holiday bug has bit me and inspired this story. Based on Charles Dickens' novel A Christmas Carol, the X-men Evo characters decided to post this favorite holiday tale featuring our favorite grump. Rated T just to be safe. *COMPLETE* CH 6 edited.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 12/7/2009 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Ungodly Hours of the Morning by Night Monkey reviews
The Scarecrow breaks into Poison Ivy’s greenhouse, looking for new ingredients to use in his fear toxin. It does not go over well, especially once Ivy shows just how frightening a woman can be.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Poison Ivy, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Sweet Dreams? by Claire-And-Jen-Co-Authorhip reviews
When Abby goes a little too far with her hypnosis, the whole team pays for it. Tiva and McAbby! Even a few characters come back! Total Crack-fic! Please Read!
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Complete
If You Like Apocalypse So Much by Baron Finster Fan reviews
Betsy is determined to have a nice dinner with Warren who constantly worries about Apocalypse.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Warren W. III/Archangel, Elizabeth B./Psylocke - Complete
The Cullen's Go To Rocky Horror Picture Show by Iroc24 reviews
When Emmett sees an ad for a midnight showing of RHPS, the Cullen's decide to go out. Bella has never seen the movie so she is in for a very human experience. Bella is still human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Complete
Thiev Thiev Eree by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy shows his support for the thieving arts by both verbal and physical means.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Quiet! by Kraken Guard reviews
Gothmog finally finish's re-reading the plans to attack Minas Tirith and goes to sleep, unfortunately there are things that keeps him awake.. -Movie Based, fixed some grammer problems-
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Witch-King of Angmar - Complete
Give Me Those Gloves by Red Witch reviews
6th in the Gloves Series. The mansion reacts to Rogue's gifts from Gambit, mostly on how it affects them. Meanwhile Rogue wonders exactly why she lives with these self absorbed lunatics in the first place.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
Glovestuck by Red Witch reviews
5th in the Gloves Series. Oh the fun one can have with glue!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Jean Grey - Complete
Ain't We Crazy by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to Struggle for Sanity. The Acolytes try to stay one step ahead of Magneto while they put forth a very rhetorical question.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,217 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Struggle for Sanity by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto deals with the latest set of Acolyte disturbances while wondering why they always have to happen to him.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Magneto/Erik L., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
Diary Of A Ringwraith by Bronze Warlock reviews
From the Shire to The Ford, from a Nazgul's perspective...it ain't easy being evil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Nazgul - Complete
Mutant Pirates by TitansRule reviews
In an attempt to boost positive publicity, the X-Men try to raise funds for the Bayville Children's Hospital. Of course, just donating money may have been easier when Jean comes up with a novel idea... Parody of POTC. On hiatus.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,801 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/2/2009 - [Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.] Jean Grey, Amanda S.
Laundry Daze by ColdFusion180 reviews
Doing laundry can often be calm and relaxing. Not when it's done at the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
Colossurella by StarFixation reviews
the X-kids are tired and force Wolverine to read thema bedtime story. too bad the Acolytes don't know they're about to be cast in the roles of Cinderella. Warning: Gender-bending. Please R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Colossus, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Snake Oil by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander complains about his help, or lack therof.
G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
This Is The Story of A Girl by ViciousViper15 reviews
Sonya always finds herself with problems. But now, her problem is in a form of a hybrid dragon, of whom loves to give bone-crushing hugs. Chapter 3 now up!
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - Sonya, Reptile
Musings With a Drunk Scott Summers by slickboy444 reviews
On a slow night at the institute, the X-men get a phone call with news that Scott has gotten very drunk and needs a ride home. As it just so happens Emma Frost volunteers. An memorable and hilarious situation ensues. Hints of Scott/Emma and Scott/Jean.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2009 - White Queen/Emma G. Frost - Complete
Cheating On Dracula For Dummies by Virtuous Vampire reviews
How to cheat on Dracula and more importantly, get away with it. A companion piece to Enticing Dracula For Dummies. Please R&R!
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Dracula - Complete
If At First You Don't Succeed by EnterStealth reviews
Robert “Iceman” Drake has a foolproof plan to make Lorna Dane his forever. Spoiler alert: she’s smitten.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Robert D./Iceman, Lorna D./Polaris - Complete
Scott Summers Gets His Groove On by Red Witch reviews
Scott returns after a forced vacation acting strange. Very strange. It doesn't make sense. Then again very few of my stories do.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Fresh Fruit by Relativity1953 reviews
Absolute crack. This was inspired by an odd icon and follow-up conversation with an LJ friend. Based on an old Monty Python's Flying Circus sketch. No spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Acolyte Saga by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy and Pyro want to be Vikings and end up convincing a few others to go along as well.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Raining Coconuts by LadyRainbow reviews
Written for April's 'Tis But a Scratch Month. Just a silly fic written during several days of caffeine deprivation. Another first contact goes awry. References courtesy of Monty Python. R&R Thanks.
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/2/2009 - C. Tucker, M. Reed
Sleeping Beauty by ALIMOO1971 reviews
Sam is drugged while off world and hasn’t woken up, only one person can wake her up
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,917 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/26/2009 - Published: 3/9/2009 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill - Complete
When One Turns into Another by LightNeverFades reviews
One morning in Vaseria, our characters' bodies are switched! How will they deal with this disaster? How will they react? Warning: Freakyness Ensues! :D DISCONTINUED
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
Acolytes and Their Aberrations by ColdFusion180 reviews
Just another typical day at the Acolyte base and once again Pyro is at the heart of it all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Pyro, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Melancholy of Monty Python 1 by Sonicthe32X reviews
A remake of one of the funniest Monty Python skits.
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Haruhi S. - Complete
Without a Clue by ColdFusion180 reviews
Being a hard-boiled detective isn't easy, especially around the Acolyte base.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sabretooth - Complete
How Many Acolytes Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? by ColdFusion180 reviews
Cleaning up the garage can be a dull, boring, simple task. Unless it's left to the Acolytes of course.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Prince Remy by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy is having trouble finding a new way to impress Rogue until inspiration comes from an unexpected source.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Gambit/Remy L., Pyro - Complete
How Buffy Got Spike or the ExRiley Sketch by JustJeanette reviews
The Monty Python "Dead Parrot Sketch" ala Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Buffy S., Willow R. - Complete
Bathroom Humor by KSlycke08 reviews
Sabretooth and a Razor. Need I say more?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Sabretooth
Cobra Verses The Flu by Red Witch reviews
Cobra tries another one of its sick plans for invasion and world domination while being under the weather.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Complete
Know Your Joe: Quick Kick by Red Witch reviews
The Joes find out more about Quick Kick than they ever wanted to know.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Complete
Just the Usual Acolyte Amentia by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes cause more trouble for Magneto and make one wonder why he continues to keep them around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Pyro, Colossus - Complete
Vader's Life by Sith Master2019 reviews
A look into our favorite Sith Lord's life and how he deals with gay crew members, his irritating master, canceled HoloNet programs, and Rebels, of course. Madness and hilarity ensues. Written mostly for fun, be kind, read and review.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008
Another Day In Mutant Suburbia by Red Witch reviews
Sequel to What Else Is New? The X-Men continue to try and calm down Professor X and Beast before the neighbors start a riot.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Complete
What Else Is New? by Red Witch reviews
Cartoons, brownies and a salad. How could that cause any trouble? Both the X-Men and the Brotherhood find out the hard way!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Ask A Stupid Question by Red Witch reviews
Todd and Fred make the guys take a little quiz. Who's the smart one here?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Who Comes Up With These Things? by Red Witch reviews
Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Scott just doesn't get it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Getting On My Nerves by Red Witch reviews
Rogue can't take Kitty's obsession over guys anymore.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Cobra Commander Conducts An Interview by Red Witch reviews
Cobra Commander is trying to recruit new people. It's not going that well.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
GI Joe Olympics by Red Witch reviews
Quick Kick and Short Fuse egg on the Joes to try some pretty outrageous stunts. In other words, the same old thing that always happens around the Pit.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Casper High Presents: The Producers by Soulless Warlock reviews
It's Springtime for Hitler and Casper High, as Danny and his friends sign up for the spring musical. Step foward and witness the production unfold. DannySam. This is my first Danny Phantom story. Finally completed.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 39,718 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Daily Living by ColdFusion180 reviews
Piotr tries to enjoy some peace and quiet while his teammates continue to torment Magneto.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Colossus, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Scotty doesn't know by angry yung elf reviews
Will the singing mutants ever shut up, no its too much fun to annoy the people at the institute. this is the sequal to Jeanies got gun.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Jeanies got a gun by angry yung elf reviews
They're at it still, this time with a new target. Will the singing ever stop? Hopefully not then i wouldn't have anyhting to write. R&R please
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Jean Grey, Pyro - Complete
Short Skirt, Long Jacket by superherojunkie reviews
An ode to poor fashion choices, starring Sam and Paige Guthrie.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Sam G./Cannonball, Paige G./Husk - Complete
How Count Dracula Stole Earth Day by Anon E. Mouse reviews
Every transvestite in Transylvania liked Earth Day a lot, but Count Dracula, who lived in darkest Transylvania, did NOT! The Count gets Grinchy in his attempts to thwart those dirty hippies! Can Little Tranny Annie melt his heart? Rated T for some f-bombs
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,429 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Dracula - Complete
Monty Python's Flying Fish by WalkerTRngr reviews
A response to this week's challenge. GSR as always : !
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Gil G., Sara S. - Complete
When WereRaccoons Attack by Red Witch reviews
After DOOML the remaining X-Men didn't think their lives could get any weirder. They were wrong.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Live Organ Transplants by CheshireCatwoman reviews
KH/ Monty Python crossover! "'Ello, can we have your heart?" Luxord asked as if he was asking for a cup of sugar. Oneshot, pure crack. Rated for violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Luxord, Larxene - Complete
Acolyte Fools by ColdFusion180 reviews
April Fool's Day has arrived at the Acolyte base and it's open season on everybody.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Slapstick Slap Shots by ColdFusion180 reviews
It's time to hit the ice as the Acolytes try to play hockey.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Sabretooth, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Mostly Mutant Women by Red Witch reviews
In this parody of an all female movie, the mutants take on gossip, adultery, backstabbing and all other sorts of fun things.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,274 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Complete
Mike by sg11985 reviews
Challenge response: "Challenge #1,837 Added May 15, 2002 Very simple - Jack finds out that Sam still sleeps with a stuffed animal. It's up to you how he finds out, the circumstances etc. Humour is always good, as is Jack/Sam shippiness."
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/15/2008 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Spam! by Everen Black reviews
RonHermione and Spam! What happens when the Three Broomsticks gets a new menu? Come and find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Out on the Town by ColdFusion180 reviews
Sequel to What Do You Do With a Drunken Magneto. In an attempt to minimize the pain of his hangover Magneto kicks the Acolytes out of the base for the night.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,759 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Gambit/Remy L., Colossus - Complete
The Time Warp by Shadow Sakura reviews
Did you know that Bella liked the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/13/2008
The Stuff of Nightmares by ridesandruns reviews
Jean medicates Scott, and it's a critical failure.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Jean G., Cyclops - Complete
What Do You Do With a Drunken Magneto? by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto has finally been driven too far and the Acolytes have to deal with the consequences.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Pyro - Complete
It's a Difficult Responsibility by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto complains to the Acolytes about his goals to the tune of a Christmas special classic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
If Clockwork Was Gay by THE PETE PETERSON EXPERIENCE reviews
this is a story where clockwerk is gay.
Sly Cooper - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/7/2007 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Simpsons of the Carribbean by star42430 reviews
Last Time, The Simpson were captured by POTC Pirates. So what happens when Rum loving Jack meets Beer loving Homer?
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2007
Another Afternoon with the Acolytes by ColdFusion180 reviews
More daily life with the Acolytes as they continue to drive Magneto to the breaking point.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Pyro, Magneto/Erik L. - Complete
Attending Church by saria almasy albatou kinneas reviews
Norrington muses on how church has become more a social requirement than a religous one. Gillette is none to pleased to be there. didn't know what to rate it due to Gillette's views...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2007 - James N. - Complete
Hidden Love by Flare Dragoness Reshiram reviews
Brawl. Peach loves Link. Link loves Peach. They don't know it... yet. And their friends are in the way. Lemon moved to Freewebs account. Link x Peach. Finished. Sequals are up.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/22/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Link, Peach - Complete
G1 KiGo FF Vol4 Operation Godzilla Fury by Grievous reviews
Kim And Shego prepare to face their toughest challenge yet. The cult of Orion has a new weapon of destruction and the only way it can be stopped is teaming with the King of all Monsters: GODZILLA!
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,187 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
That's Using Your Noodle by Cleo the Muse reviews
On a perfectly normal night on the town, the team finds... religion? Parody ahead!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2007 - D. Jackson, S. Carter - Complete
Hardware Woes by ColdFusion180 reviews
The Acolytes go to a hardware store.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Sabretooth, Pyro - Complete
Mutants of the Caribbean by Rogue238 reviews
Raven and Lightning present the Evotized version of Disney's Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl. Just a bunch more fun! Dedicated to Savannah Blair. Rated T because the Movie is PG13. R&R please! Finished!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,103 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie - Complete
He's an Engineer by T'Poptarts reviews
Trip/T'Pol. Filk to the tune of Monty Python's Lumberjack song, written for 2Distracted's filk challenge at Triaxian Silk. Season 3 Trip. He's extremely sleep deprived and gradually loses it as he makes less and less sense...
StarTrek: Enterprise - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/4/2007 - C. Tucker, T'Pol - Complete
The Rocky Horror Picture Show HP Style! by yoshikixhideforever reviews
In the Golden Trio’s 7th year, Hogwarts decides to put on The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Watch the madness ensue!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Acolyte Meeting by ColdFusion180 reviews
Magneto gathers the Acolytes for a meeting, which is something he soon regrets.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Magneto/Erik L., Sabretooth - Complete
Temperture Troubles by ColdFusion180 reviews
Remy and Pyro complain about the lack of heat while Piotr and Sabertooth compare exploits of being without it.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Pyro, Sabretooth - Complete
Bedtime Thoughts by ReversedSam reviews
What does Catherine think about before she goes to sleep? FEMMESLASH, run away now if that ain't your thing. COMPLETE.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,807 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Dinner With the Acolytes by ColdFusion180 reviews
It's dinnertime for the Acolytes and the food isn't what Magneto expected.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Colossus, Pyro - Complete
Sleeping Lois by writer writing reviews
Chloe is directing a play for the kids at the hospital. She asks Lois to be Sleeping Beauty and Clark to be the prince. It goes horribly wrong when Lois actually pricks her finger and falls asleep.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Lois L., Clark K./Superman - Complete
Power Nap by csi-jess reviews
Kate makes the mistake of falling asleep at her desk. And Tony...Well Of course he's going to do something. Tate. Oneshot. R&R
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Tony D., Kate T. - Complete
Two Weeks by saresbear reviews
Jack and Sam have finally gotten married...and Sam is pregnant..with twins! Just a fun story...TBC R&R please! More to come!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/24/2007 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter
Spongebob Superpants by Lex for President reviews
Sponge bob episodes Smallville style.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Clark K./Superman
My Favorite Place To Be by Revolutionary-Girl-S reviews
Sara really likes Catherine, but hasn't told her yet, and she doesn't know how Catherine feels until one night when she's so sleepy that not only does she get a good night's sleep, but she gets to spend it with Catherine. This is from Sara's point of view
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,478 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Sleeping by Jellicos reviews
During long hours of paperwork with the team, Catherine falls asleep, and suddenly the gang is very aware of what exactly she's dreaming of. CathSara Femslash
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Double Lives by Orlando-Gurl-2004 reviews
Aragorns sister has a strange ability. She also cannot decide against who she likes more. Faramir, or Legolas. But soon she has competition from a friend that likes Legolas. Very crazy, you might recognize something from XMen, because of Havok. R&R. Enjoy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,129 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 8/24/2004 - Faramir, Arwen U.
A Smallville Christmas Carol by writer writing reviews
Lois doesn't like celebrating Christmas. 3 ghostly visits help to change her mind.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2006 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Lois L. - Complete
Taltalnen's Diary by Taltalnen reviews
Ah, who knows what horrors dwell in the minds of the Nazgul? Well, now you can find out, because I happen to have the diary of Taltalnen, ringwraith8. Beware wraiths have dirty minds. Based on a serial comic I drew a few years ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Frodo B., Sauron
Those Who Don't Remember History by Red Witch reviews
Hank finds it a trifle irksome that his students would rather read crazy facts on the Internet rather than actually learn history. Go figure.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Beast/Hank M. - Complete
Mail Call by Red Witch reviews
The Misfits find out what crazy stuff the XMen sometimes get in the mail, which is nothing compared to what they have to go through to get it.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Beast/Hank M. - Complete
A Little Dream by i-love-svu reviews
Catherine has a dream while sleeping in her office and Sara overhears. Femslash, don't click if this isn't your thing. Complete.
CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2006 - Catherine W., Sara S. - Complete
Lion King 2 Scotts Pryde by xglittergigglesx reviews
Parody staring Scott as Simba, Jean as Nala, Kitty as Kiara, Lance as Kovu, Mystique as Zira, Pietro as Nuka, Wanda as Vittanie, Kurt as Rafikie, Bobby and Freddy as Timon and Pumba, Angel as Zazu and Jamie and clones as Jaminals.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,122 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/5/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Avalanche/Lance A., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
The Kingdom Hearts Picture Show by Lady Dragonryder reviews
Sora and Co. are bored. So I kidnap them and make them perform the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Rating for later. Now Featuring Riku in a corset! And Axel in biker clothes!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,685 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Riku, Sora
The highness of high people by Inspector Marth reviews
Samus is a vampire, Bowser eats monkeys, Ganondorf has a seizure, Yoshi and Pikachu are having an odd relationship. Peach spins a bottle, they then curl into balls... I was bored XD, please R&R neway.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
It's Satan by BlahBlahBlahkins reviews
A silly oneshot. While in prayer, Kurt receives a phone call from an unlikely and unwelcome visitor.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Nightcrawler - Complete
The Taming of the Shrew by coldqueen reviews
2nd Story in Series: Huntress has her first week with the League.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,176 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Helena B./Huntress, Charles V. Z./Vic Sage/The Question - Complete
Beauty and The Beast by Dark Moon Crystales reviews
Fully randomized, cross-dressed and tortured version of the Disney Classic!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,690 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Bowser, Roy - Complete
Conquest of Middleearth, Take 2 by Valarauko reviews
All right, so I didn't take over the world last time I tried. Why? Because I made stupid mistakes. But I'm back, and I'll go to any lengths to see that this time, I cannot fail!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Sauron
The Smashers go to Church by cswoman reviews
When the Smashers are forced to go to church by Master Hand what chaos will insure? Read on!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 4/25/2005 - Complete
Major Carter Gets Pregnant by EmmyH reviews
Title really says it all. Sort of a satire of all the pregnancy!fics out there. Humor. Enjoy, and please review!
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Teal'c, S. Carter - Complete
Nobody Expected This Fan Fiction! by Frizz the Eccentric reviews
Monty Pythons Spanish Inquisition meets the StarTrek universe! R&R
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Drinking Games by Navy Babe reviews
“You’re yummy too Gibbs.” And with that she promptly passed out.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Kate T., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Mr Padfoot's Song by Howlin reviews
Songspoof, to the tune of 'Oogie Boogie's Song' from the Nightmare Before Christmas.The young Marauders have captured the young Lord Voldemort, and Sirius' response is...well. Read and you'll see.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Sirius B. - Complete
Eight More Months by purplepenguin1013 reviews
A glimpse into Sam's pregnancy, one month at a time.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,650 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/5/2006 - Published: 12/1/2004 - Complete
Cravings by TentativelyKate reviews
A very pregnant and notsohappy Arwen sends her sleepdeprived husband and the braincelldeprived Faramir out to find some Calahadian cake. But milk, women, and family recipes inadvertently get in their way. Tolkien might just want my head for this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,432 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Lunch cravings and Gas by ALIMOO1971 reviews
Sam is pregnant and having cravings when it was lunchtime
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/23/2006 - J. O'Neill, S. Carter - Complete
Jedi come to Earth by illogicalstar reviews
When the Jedi, some senators, and sith come to Earth, they are in for a HUGE surprise. Lots of mayhem, joy riding, fighting, singing, gay jedi moments, and dancing. Anakin falls in love, Padme kills, Yoda gets drunk, Obi wan goes insane.please R&R!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006
Lets Fight A Battle Again! by The Sugarfaerie reviews
To the tune of the Time Warp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Features highkicking elves and singing Uruks. You have been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Afternoon Tea in BaradDur by and-now-the-world reviews
In which Sauron demands his ring, the Witch King fears for his master's sanity and probably more if I get round to writing it. Warnings: this is strange and quite twisted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Sauron, Gollum
Shooting Stars by Diaz F reviews
Scott's causing trouble for Jean again. Just a silly Jott fluff. Please read and review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/20/2006 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Goku and Vegeta in: Michaelangelo and the Pope by Draco the Lizard reviews
A DBZ rewrite of the fantastic Monty Python sketch. Reposted after someone reported it for being a script, and it's now actual prose! Yay! [Oneshot, expect no sequel]
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Goku, Vegeta - Complete
On the Outside of Eden by strayphoenix reviews
JOTT. Scott and Jean decide to move out of the institute. But is life on the outside of a Mutant's Eden as good as it looks? And what's Scott's mysterious job that bringing in so much money? ON HIATUS
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,967 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Spam by Charles Xavier reviews
Kairi and Selphie have a very strange encounter with Moogles singing a disturbing song about...spam. Based off a Monty Python sketch.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Kairi, Selphie T. - Complete
Fallen Snow by Redd Eyez reviews
Jott! It's Christmas Eve and Jean's parents say they're coming to visit. The horror!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Girls Night Out by Fortune Lady reviews
It's one night when there is no crime fighting, so the ladies in the watchtower decide to have a slumber party. But the men start wondering what they were doing and talking about, so they decide to eavesdrop on them. Yay! I finally updated my story!
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/9/2005 - Published: 6/27/2005
Rogue White and The Seven Mutants by Rogue238 reviews
Raven and Lightning Present the evotised version of Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Just a bunch more fun. rated T, just to be safe. dedicated to KyoKitty. Finished! Please Read and Review.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,968 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Gambit/Remy L. - Complete
The Wizard of La by Gambit's Nightmare reviews
The XMen in Oz! Laughter Guaranteed! Remy, Scott, Logan, Jubilee, Kitty, Jean, Sinister...everybody is in this pretty much. Now Complete!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Complete
Lord of the Xgenes by Cajun Charmer reviews
Parody of The Lord of the Rings, with the ever faithful Xmen evolution charcters. I can see in the dark Ray Oh, that was....strange,anyway, ROMY SAMARA JOTT mentioned, see what you think of the cast first, I'll write the rest later!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,112 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Sunspot/Roberto D. C., Cyclops/Scott S.
Tombstone Meets Tombstone by SirNotAppearingInThisFilm reviews
Wyatt Earp, his brothers and Doc Holliday decide to have pizza. Please don't kill me for this... OneShot Rated PG K for some light cussing and drinking... and of calling people pansies...
Tombstone - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Complete
Killing Queen by Shinju Wyrde Heterodyne reviews
Some man dragged Kakashi into his little harem to meet all his girls, save for one, and the man in question brags about her and why he keeps her locked away. Based on Killer Queen by Queen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Complete
Sauron's Journal by Synbu reviews
We all know that Sauron is evil, but what of his daily life? What of Minions? What of Chairs? What of SCAMPI SHRIMP? ...These are his grievances. WARNING: RANDOMNESS! BOW DOWN TO IT! R&R please. DISCONTINUED.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 5/7/2004 - Sauron
Slumber party by Mary Kate113 reviews
Mac has a slumber party with the girls HM
JAG - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2005 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Complete
Hotel Deluxe by Serb reviews
The rogues who escaped from Arkham decide to stay temporarily at a rundown hotel, Hotel Deluxe. However, the noise of Ivy's neighbours is too loud for her to go to sleep, so she takes matters into her own hands..... Read and Review!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2005
X Marks The Scott by Red Witch reviews
Forge's latest attempt at fixing an invention causes Scott to have a slight identity crisis. One that drives the entire Institute crazy!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Complete
Zymurgy For Dummies by Red Witch reviews
Shipwreck decides to teach the Misfit boys how to brew beer. You know this can't end well...
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
A Rumor in the Wizard World by Faerie Dreaming reviews
A take off of 'A Rumor in St. Petersburg' from the movie Anastasia. I hope you all enjoy it and have a good laugh. RR please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2005
A Walk in the Park in the Dark by Red Witch reviews
When Lance has one of his little 'sleepwalking' incidents, Kitty and the rest of the XMen are dragged into a night of insanity. So what else is new?
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
Jigglypuffs Other Song by cyndaquil reviews
You all know about Jigglypuffs sleep song, but what happens when Ash and most of the female cast are exposed to the rarely heard Jigglypuff mating song?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,282 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2005
Republican Rhapsody by Helena L reviews
A parody of the song 'Bohemian Rhapsody', with a unique KotOR twist.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/21/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Complete
What Would Scott Do If He Couldn't Sleep? by Diaz F reviews
I think the title says it all. A Scott fic with a little ScottJean. Well, if you considered it as Jott... Please read and review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
The Little Mermaid: Evolution by AnonGirl88 reviews
This is a Jott romance. The title explains it all: the cast of XMen: Evolution stars in a parody of The Little Mermaid
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,799 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Logan the Spider Slayer by Red Witch reviews
Logan must come to grips with his latest challenge, taking care of a small spider infestation at the Institute.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Cabin Fever by Red Witch reviews
What happens when you mix several bored XMen and Misfits, dancing, Forge's experiments, a song from the Muppets and a very harried cat? Huge therapy and construction bills!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
No Place Else To Go by Rose G reviews
Somewhere between Matrix and Reloaded, Smith became human. And the first thing that a human does when confused? Get religion. How Agent Smith ended up in church.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Smith, A.
Kitty and the Rocktumbler by todd fan reviews
Complete A parody of Disney's 'Beauty and the Beast'
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,873 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Complete
Xavier’s School for the Gifted Presents ROCKY HORR by HughloverX reviews
It’s about my favorite people of all time, the X-Men, and they’re going to do a musical of one of my favorite musicals of all time, Rocky Horror Picture Show!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 12/13/2004
Born Again Moneybags by Turquoisephoenix reviews
Parody of a Spongebob episode What happens when Moneybags nearly dies from his cheapness? He makes a deal with the Grim Reaper to never scam again. Too bad he won't keep his promise...
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Complete
Random stuff happens by Hoogiman reviews
I guess random stuff happens. Jigglypuff turns into Cupid Jigglypuff, while Falcon goes crazy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Complete
Yet Another Saturday Night of Insanity by Red Witch reviews
Stuck at home the XMen are going stir crazy and the Misfits are helping them! Yeah another outtake of TSOCL!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Complete
The Lord of the Rings Picture Show by Boadicia reviews
What do you get when you cross The Lord of the Rings with The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Total and unforgivable nonsense.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 8/22/2004 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Mouse in the House by Red Witch reviews
The Xavier Institute is invaded by their most devious enemy ever...a mouse! Laugh along as the XMen and Misfits try to remove the rascally rodent.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Stop the Presses by Red Witch reviews
Jamie starts a school newspaper, much to the annoyance of Scott and Jean. Then the Misfits decide to get in on the act!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Multiple/Jamie M. - Complete
Cuddle Me by Red Witch reviews
Late night insanity with the Misfits and XMen. Sorry Xavier, nobody's getting any sleep tonight.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Complete
Yu Yu Hakusho Sitcom Style by Hyperchick85 reviews
YYH has become a sitcom! Ch. 4 is FINALLY up! As if that didn't take long enough. Very Funny!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
I Wanna Go Home! by evil superman reviews
Jack has a bad Monty Python movie moment
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,314 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004 - J. O'Neill - Complete
We built this Era by Rishai Bakura reviews
Inuyasha song parody based off of We Built This City belonging to Starship
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2004 - Complete
Go to Sleep! by fallingfromelysium reviews
Sam is working. Again.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2004 - S. Carter, J. O'Neill
LeBeau's Eleven by ApollaCammi reviews
CO-WRITTEN BY KittKatt001. AU. Everyone met when they were pulling a job about ten years ago. Remy, the ringleader, was caught five years later and just got out of jail. Already planning another heist, he has gathered the old crew together...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,303 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Gambit/Remy L., Rogue/Anna Marie
Oklahoma, OK by scabbsies reviews
The Marauders are doing a musical in Muggle Studies. Is Oklahoma really OK?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/18/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Batman: The Sitcom Series by Miss All Saturday reviews
The Batman characters in a 'sitcom-like' world.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2004
Guys I Shrunk the Adults by Red Witch reviews
Forge invents a shrink ray. Of course it goes off at the worst possible time. And then the Misfits show up! Now the X-Men have problems, big problems!. R&R the completed insanity!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,087 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Complete
The Old Moron and the Sea by Red Witch reviews
Shipwreck tries his hand at teaching literature to the Misfits. Hemmingway is probably rolling over in his grave as we speak.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Date With A Vampire by Red Witch reviews
Storm has a date but there are a few problems: 1-He's Dracula, 2-He's married, 3-The X-Men, Misfits and several other uninvited guests are spying on them! Crossover with the movie Love at First Bite! R&R the complete insanity!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,051 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2004 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
La Belle et le Bete by AMarguerite reviews
Yes, it's Les Mis meets Beauty and the Beast, the animated Disney movie. Featuring Enjolras as a clock and Fantine as a teapot. Read if you can and review if you dare.
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,142 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Cosette, Marius - Complete
Fellowship In Ibiza by LegyLuva reviews
[Complete] Aragorn is driving Arwen mad. He's run out of things to do since he became king and Arwen is desperate to keep him occupied. So she comes up with an idea...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,736 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 4/23/2004 - Published: 11/25/2003 - Arwen U., Aragorn - Complete
An XMas Carol by Benji The Vampire Confuser reviews
A retelling of the classic Charles Dickens tale, told by the X-Men.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Complete
Mulan by Tsubasa Hane reviews
X-Men: Evolution meets Disney. What more could you ask for? Third in the MOVIE PARODY series.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,343 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Jubilee/Jubilation L., Iceman/Bobby D. - Complete
Lord of the Mutants by merlyn2 reviews
What would one of the most beloved fantasy works of the 20th century have been like if done by the cast of X-Men: Evolution? FINISHED!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,952 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 1/24/2004 - Published: 4/29/2003
What's In a Freaking Name by Red Witch reviews
It's not easy being Wavedancer! Especially when she finds out she's not who she thinks she is. Thanks a lot Shipwreck!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Complete
Drunk with no Keys by Megari reviews
After Crash and Burn, Sara and Catherine are drunk and Nick comes to help...sara passes out ns
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,125 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/7/2004 - Published: 7/31/2003
Spring by illyria-pffyffin reviews
An itching Frodo, a drunk Arwen and a jacuzzi.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/6/2004 - Frodo B., Arwen U.
Pyro Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me by Tsubasa Hane reviews
What do you get when an Australian takes on the role of a swingin' British agent? Features cameos galore. Second in the MOVIE PARODY series.
Crossover - Austin Powers & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,345 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/16/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Pyro - Complete
Deutschland Uber Alles by Glaivester reviews
The Red Skull is determined to bring Nazism back to Germany, beginning with his son, Kurt Wagner. Can the X-Men rescue Kurt and stop the Red Skull from unleashing a genocidal virus? Wandurt, Juggitty, and Tabremy. Complete.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,440 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2003 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Complete
The Search for the Edi Lorka by Madelynne Rabb reviews
Kim Possible plus Monty Python equals maybe I should get my head checked...please R&R!
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/27/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
Dead Mole Rat Sketch by keshihead reviews
On Wednesday 22 October, I taped an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus. On that episode was the Dead Parrot Sketch. I decided tomake a KP parody of that sketch!
Kim Possible - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/23/2003
My Dinner With Nightcrawler by Red Witch reviews
Amanda's parents agree to give Kurt another chance, so Xavier arranges a small get to know you dinner. Unfortunately certain people crash the party. R& R the completed fic!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,481 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2003 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
I've Put a Spell on You by Red Witch reviews
Dr. Strange and his bumbling apprentice show up at the X-Mansion just as some other important visitors arrive. Warning: Inspired by too much coffee and cartoons, this may be my most insane completed fic yet!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,248 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2003 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Complete
The Wizard Of Schnoz by Tainted Memory reviews
(Updated) What happens when you mix The Wizard of Oz, X-Men: Evolution, and my own twisted sense of humor? A REALLY funny story!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 8/30/2003
Come Fly With Me by Red Witch reviews
Kurt and Amanda reluctantly join Todd and Althea on a double date. What madness shall befall them? R&R the completed fic and see for yourself!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,181 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/5/2003 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Complete
The Reneé O'Connor Show by Phil D. Hernandez reviews
Imagine if "Xena: Warrior Princess" had been a sitcom...
Xena: Warrior Princess - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2003
Getting to Know Your Local Mess Hall Cook by Red Witch reviews
Quick Kick and Short Fuse put on a little interview show just for the fun of it, even though nobody else is amused.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Complete
A Little Sleep A Little Slumber by forensicsfan reviews
COMPLETE! Sara's talking in her sleep and she shares a little too much information.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,796 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2003 - Published: 8/13/2003 - Nick S., Sara S. - Complete
Sleepless by sg1psychopath reviews
sam finds it hard to sleep.
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 8/9/2003 - S. Carter
Voldemort Went Down to Hogwarts by Desthemarauderette reviews
PG for safety. This is a song parody to the tune of The Devil went down to Georgia. First posting on here. Readers appreaciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/24/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Gospel Truth Parody by Silver Sparklze reviews
A parody of The Gospel Truth from Hercules, with the Gryffindor Girls playing the parts of the muses.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 285 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2003 - Ginny W., Hermione G.
Another Three Hour Tour Gone Wrong by Red Witch reviews
Shipwreck decides to teach Kitty how to sail a sailboat using very unorthodox methods. Of course the Misfits have their fun at this!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
MUTANTBALLS by Ravenpan reviews
What happens when Mutants meld with Spaceballs???? THIS!!!! - Look out for the Tightarses! *chapter 6 up!*
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/25/2003 - Published: 5/23/2003
Blazing Mutants by Matt Briddell reviews
Yet another parody of a Mel Brooks movie. I'm trimming the language in this one down a bit to avoid making it too offensive.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,314 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 5/27/2003
Adventures in Babysitting by Red Witch reviews
Jean and Scott make a deal with Althea to watch her insane siblings for the weekend! Too bad Polly and Lockheed also tag along as well! R&R the completed fic and all the madness inside!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,638 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/31/2003 - Published: 5/17/2003 - Complete
The Rocky Horror CSI Show by afitwilight reviews
The team goes to a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2003
All's Fair in Love and War by Red Witch reviews
Lance and Peter decide to duel for Kitty's heart. The problem is she can't choose between the two of them! R&R the complete fic to see what insanity ensues!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,073 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/25/2003 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
A day in the life: Arwen's Story by Syth Colbalt reviews
Hey, somebody's got to make fun of Arwen! I'm here to do that! This is a week in Arwen's life. Each chapter is a day! (Except for the last one, which is two chapters combined.) COMPLETE! (Currently being revised)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2003 - Published: 4/11/2003 - Arwen U. - Complete
That Darn Dragon by Red Witch reviews
Scott and the XBoys have had it with Lockheed driving them crazy, so they plan to get even. They should have known better than to mess with a dragon!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Complete
Eau de Shipwreck by Red Witch reviews
After hearing about Lance's love potion fiasco, Shipwreck decides to give it a go himself. Of course he makes an even bigger mess out of it than Lance did!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Complete
Eau de Avalanche by Red Witch reviews
Lance discovers that GI Joe has a formula for a love potion. Of course this gives him ideas and of course his plans backfire big time!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Elven Girl by BurningTyger reviews
A parody of the Billy Joel song "Uptown Girl," as sung by Aragorn to Arwen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U.
It's Dead by The Seitz reviews
More Monty Python spoofin'. Parrot Sketch this time.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2003
My Big Fat Mutant Birthday Party by Red Witch reviews
It's Rogue's Birthday, but she doesn't feel like celebrating. She's having a party she doesn't want and is not happy with the guest list. Complete with Misfits, jocks, snooty chaperones and a drunken Jean! Find out if Rogue will stay or run away from home
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,887 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Complete
Rocky Horror Picture Show: XMen Evolution styles by Becs reviews
The movie we all know and love with the BoM, and some X-Geeks in the main roles!!! All good and fun!! I've seen this movie too many times. RHPS watchers, you know what to expect. For others.....come on. I dare ya! NXT CHAPTER!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,434 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/8/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002
It's Fun Watching The Nuts On New Year's Eve by Red Witch reviews
Ever wonder what New Year's is like at the Pit and Cobra Headquarters? Read and find out!
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 12/29/2002 - Complete
Bram Stoker's Alucard by Teleute reviews
A silly parody about Francis Ford Coppola's movie: "Bram Stoker's Dracula", staring the Hellsing's cast, of course. Please review
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,200 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/28/2002 - Published: 10/20/2002
Th' Rednek Saga by King Doom reviews
My first story, now completely in Redneck. For no valid reason what so ever. Updated! More rednek gibberish! YEEHAW!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/17/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002
She Drives Like Crazy by Red Witch reviews
The X-Men are faced with their most frightening challenge ever! Kitty has a learner's permit and no one is safe! Who will survive? How will the madness end?! R&R the completed fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,920 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 30 - Updated: 11/8/2002 - Published: 11/2/2002 - Complete
family ties by sensor girl reviews
seeing their cousin on TV one night, the redneck brothers decide that they must save him from the clutches of the x-men. but does sam guthrie want to be saved? almost full cast featured*finished!!!* please R/R
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,312 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2002 - Published: 3/21/2002
Tell Her About It by tajuki reviews
After a row that the entire Gryffindor house will be discussing for years to come, Ron gets a little advice from his brothers about honesty and girls. Set to the tune of Billy Joel's 'Tell Her About It'-- and rather fun to lindy-hop to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/28/2002 - George W., Ron W.
Arwen Goes Punk! by Estelijah Greenwood reviews
Kinda self explanatory, ain't it? Now go rr! Arwen is now a rock chick! And her mate ain't go no fing clue wut's up with her!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2002 - Arwen U.
The Buffy Horror Picture Show by Shell in her shell reviews
The characters of Buffy in a parody of the Rocky Horror Picture Show
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002
Once Upon a Mattress: Harry Potter Style by hollytiger reviews
(CH. 4 Up!) It's Once Upon a Mattress: Harry Potter Style! Harry is Prince Dauntless, and Hermione is Princess Winnifred. Read for lots of romance and laughs.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/2/2002 - Published: 5/26/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Buffy Horror Picture Show by scully8746 reviews
The world of the scary meets the world of the scary... you pick which one's which. (Duh, Buffy/Rocky Horror)
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,455 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/19/2002
Undergear by wookie reviews
Lana and Chloe check the mail. Hilarity ensues
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/17/2002
A TMR Parody by Dead Profile reviews
CHAP 12 UPLOADED!!! I "Mel Brooks-ed" it. Oh no. ^_~ Very long and uncompleted. Check it out anyway. Couldn't hurt.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,157 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/20/2002 - Published: 2/9/2002
Under The Weather, Lance? by Red Witch reviews
Lance catches a cold due to his adventures at the aquarium.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Avalanche/Lance A. - Complete
Viruses Are Tricky Things by Red Witch reviews
The XMen get infected with Lance's cold, so the Brotherhood decide to help out if only to get out of school.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2002 - Complete
New Year's With the Brotherhood by Red Witch reviews
New Year's celebrations at the Brotherhood House get slightly out of hand when Pietro tricks Lance into getting drunk.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2001 - Complete
Hypnosis for Mutants by Red Witch reviews
Pietro decides to try out another possible tactic in order to keep Lance in the Brotherhood. But first he needs a test subject...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2001 - Complete
Dinner by Joe by Red Witch reviews
When their cook falls ill, the Joes have to cook dinner themselves.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/20/2001 - Complete
Leave a Message by Red Witch reviews
The Brotherhood gets an answering machine.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2001 - Complete
Breakfast at the Pit by Red Witch reviews
Breakfast may be the most dangerous meal of the day...
G. I. Joe - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2001 - Complete
Dragon Ball Z/The Simpsons by Blaque Cell reviews
The Z Fighters must move in with the Simpsons while in pursuit of the Dragon Balls in Springfield. Antics will ensue! Can Goku eat more than Homer? Can Bart teach Goten to be a comedian? These questions and more are answered in this story. R/R
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,988 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/27/2001
Mine, Mine, Mine! by Blynk reviews
A parody of the song "Mine, Mine, Mine" from the Disney movie Pocahontas- The Hobbit style. Well, what do you want? There is no category for The Hobbit after all ^~
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/28/2001
The Solid Snake Show by SamandMax reviews
A 60's sitcom starring Solid Snake!
Metal Gear - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2001
Midnight Tradition by Gen X reviews
Roy drags Dick to a midnight tradition on Halloween, the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Nightwing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2000
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Enter the Canaries
Jean gets a unexpected family reunion from none other than Laurel and Sara Lance, the Lance Sisters! And it seems some of the X-Guys seem to have the hots for the birdies… especially Longshot. Crossover. AU. This is after Warren and Betsy's wedding and after Betsy gives birth.
Crossover - X-Men & Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Published: 4/4 - [Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Scott S./Cyclops] [Sara L., Laurel L.]
Carmelita Gets Her Own Video Game reviews
Video game fame hits the Cooper gang as Carmelita discovers a game series is in production with herself as the main character! And it just keeps getting better when they find out about the movie… AU. First sly fanfic, please no flames.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/20 - Sly C., Carmelita F., Penelope, Neyla - Complete
The Sounds of Insanity
There are many types of people who prefer calm, serene types of hobbies. Then again there is the Justice League, whose hobbies involve tagging with tranquilizer darts, exploding soufflés, getting handcuffed in the shower and revealing some weird intimate hints. But then again, it's all part of the circle of madness.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Published: 3/12 - John S./Green Lantern, Dinah L./Black Canary, Mari J. M./Vixen, Helena B./Huntress - Complete
Kingdom Hearts does Les Miz
Musical parody of the 2012 version of the famed musical! Sora is Valjean, Frollo is Javert, Jasmine and Aurora are Cosette and Fantine, Jim Hawkins and Kida are Marius and Eponine, and Lock Shock and Barrel are the Thernadiers. also AU. AuroraXJim, SoraxJasmine please no flames. Enjoy
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Published: 2/24 - Sora, Jasmine, Aurora, OC
Homer Simpson & the X-Men
the X-Men have seen many amazing things in their career… but they have never expected to come face to face with the most unexpected person to ever encounter: Homer Simpson! And now he's turning the world of the mutants upside down in ways never imagined! Bad mutants beware… there's a NEW X-Man on the block
Crossover - Simpsons & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Published: 2/16 - Homer S., Jean G., Cyclops, Mystique - Complete
Psylocke and Angel tie the Knot… at LAST reviews
It's the wedding of the century as Angel and Psylocke, the two longtime lovers and comrades in the X-Men finally speak their vows, and something more delightful happens, but its a surprise! AU. Betsy/Warren, Scott/Jean and a teeny bit of Brian/Meggan. R&R plz!
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14 - [Elizabeth B./Psylocke, Warren W. III/Archangel] [Scott S./Cyclops, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix] - Complete
Love Makes You Horny reviews
Lois and Dinah have always cherished their marriage as gorgeous lesbians in their twenties. now with both girls expecting, they decided to spruce up their relationship… if you know what I mean, hint hint hint. hehehehe. seriously, no nudity or porn involved. plz no flames, this is simply a canon pairing. AU DinahXLois
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13 - [Dinah L./Black Canary, Lois L.] - Complete
The Good, the Bad and the Headless Horseman
On their way to a family reunion, Scott and Jean get a close encounter with a certain menacing symbiote creature, but they get help from a figure who certainly gets ahead in life. AU. T just for some violence and mild swearing.
Crossover - X-Men & Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Published: 2/10 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Scott S./Cyclops, Headless Horseman - Complete
Simply Random Craziness reviews
Jean and the X-Gang prove that insanity is indeed contagious as they cause havoc in a tribute to a classic animated film from the 90s
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/7 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix
The Dead Android Sketch reviews
When a newly-bought droid suffers a malfunction, 18 pays a smug Cell a visit to complain. Parody of the famed Monty Python sketch the Dead Parrot.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/31 - Android 18, Cell - Complete
The Jedi Knight Song reviews
Star Wars does Monty Python! The horror… the horror.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
A Warm Glass of Joe reviews
When Baroness (Ed) suddenly starts sleepwalking through the Pit, raiding all the refrigerators and eating food, Scarlett (Eddy) and Lady Jaye (Edd) try to catch her, with plenty of hilarious results! Parody of Ed Edd n Eddy episode Warm Glass of Ed. Movie AU.
G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/30 - Baroness, Lady Jaye, Scarlett - Complete
Random Acts of Craziness reviews
the Smash Mansion is in a mad state of chaotic bedlam as Smashers reduce the manor into a war zone. Ness gets high on sugar and goes on a gun-toting rampage, Fox tries to prevent a crazed Falco from installing a missile launcher, Marth does some idiotic acts and after a bizarre accident, Samus has a infant personality to Zelda's disgust. Hilarity!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/29 - Samus A., Zelda/Sheik, Fox M., Falco L. - Complete
The Mansion of Madness
the X-Men are up to their old hijinks and tricks again: Magneto attempts to write an article, but has a lot of interruptions. Meanwhile, the hilarity just keeps coming when Jean suddenly has her worst fear realized upon seeing a dead bloated rat in the yard. It's all in good clean fun! with the X-Men, you'll never know what will happen next!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Published: 1/27 - Scott S./Cyclops, Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Sam G./Cannonball, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
A Typical Day of Insanity
Most Saturdays are usually calm, quiet and relaxing. But in the X-Men's case, its a day filled with mayhem, chaos, jokes and wild shenanigans, driving everyone in the manor topsy-turvy.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Published: 1/25 - [Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Scott S./Cyclops] [Elizabeth B./Psylocke, Warren W. III/Archangel]
Coming Out Aint Easy reviews
Pietro has something to tell the X-Guys that he's been hiding. You can only imagine the large amounts of darkly comedic chaos thats to ensue. Maybe he should've done it when everyone else wasn't crazy.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey, Quicksilver/Pietro M., Angel/Warren W.
Mutants Make Good Hookers Part 1
Alternate based storyline of Jean Grey being a dominatrix mistress at a mutant girls' brothel house… and me being Jean's prized servant boy. AU. Rated M for some sexual dialogue, incest and hints of femdom domination and female submission.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,018 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17 - Published: 1/16 - Jean Grey
Hail to the Monster King reviews
the Justice League gets a larger than life surprise when an unexpected guest arrives. Its none other than the one and only, GODZILLA; the King of all Monsters!
Crossover - Godzilla & Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/16 - Godzilla, Helena B./Huntress, Dinah L./Black Canary, Oliver Q./Green Arrow - Complete
What Really Happened before the Final Battle
Just before the dramatic clash on Pelennor Fields, Aragorn and the Fellowship are having doubts on whether the fight is really a good idea. meanwhile, the Witch-King has had enough of Sauron's hard rule and abandons him… and finds a kindred spirit in Arwen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,471 - Published: 1/15 - [Arwen U., Witch-King of Angmar] Aragorn, Legolas
Randomness Mantra Mayhem reviews
a Pandora's Box of mayhem is broken loose through the Smash Mansion, Snake tries to squash pesky termites, Samus and Bowser have sex, Lucas gets morphed into a large demon, Fox tries to fix a satellite with hilarious results, and why is Kirby using hyenas for sled dogs? why not find out for yourself
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/15 - [Bowser, Samus A.] Kirby, Fox M.
Night of the Sleepwalking Canary
A night of hilarity ensues when Mera and a very reluctant Helena chase after a sleepwalking Dinah as she causes chaos through the Watchtower.
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13 - Dinah L./Black Canary, Mera, Helena B./Huntress
An Unexpected Alliance: Part 1 reviews
Earth's worst nightmare comes true as the evil Dragon King invades Bayville, determined to destroy all that stand in his way in order to conquer! But he didn't plan on the X-Men and the Earthrealm warriors banding together to fight the evil tyrant and save all of Earth before all perish! Unfortunately, nothing can be accomplished without sacrifices...
Crossover - X-Men & Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,487 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 1/11
Days in the Lives of the Justice League Ladies reviews
Anthology-based OOC fix focused on the livelihood of the lovely ladies of the Justice League. When the gals mainly Huntress, Black Canary, Linda Park-West, Zatanna, Mera and Hawkgirl are not fighting crime and traveling around the galaxies, they have some rather… humorous misadventures as they turn the Watchtower topsy-turvy! PS- Dinah and Linda are a couple, plz no flames.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/11 - Dinah L./Black Canary, Helena B./Huntress, Mera, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl
Scott Summers Business Guy
when Scott's father-in-law has a heart attack after a 'bachelor party' and is in a coma; Scott takes charge of his million-dollar company, turning the world of business upside down! Parody of the Family Guy episode Business Guy. Part 1 of 2. part 2 is in the works. read and review
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Published: 1/10 - Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Scott S./Cyclops, Kurt W./Nightcrawler, James H./Wolverine/Logan
Beckett's Former Flame reviews
Kate gets a surprise visit from a former flame, its none other than your favourite axe-wielding guy, the Headless Horseman! Only instead of chopping off heads, the headless dude with the attitude is here to sweep the lovely lady off her feet… and maybe more than that. Pairing. AU.
Crossover - Castle & Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9 - Kate B., Headless Horseman, Ichabod C.
the Xavier Sorority Institute for Prestigious Mutant Women reviews
Jean decides to open a large sorority university for the many mutant females. With Betsy, Storm, Emma, Madelyne Pryor, Selene, Candy Southern, Kitty, Tabitha and Rogue as the teachers and Jean herself as headmistress, it leads to a large class session of non-stop hilarity! College will NEVER be the same again. also Jean and Emma are a couple. plz no flames.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8 - [Jean-Grey S./Phoenix, Emma F./White Queen] [Elizabeth B./Psylocke, Selene/Black Queen]
Scott Summers: Sons of Liberty
Parody of Metal Gear Solid 2. Espionage spy Scott Summers infiltrates a hijacked tanker on a covert assignment when he meets an unexpected stranger that will change his life… forever. Solga. ScottOlga. AU.
Crossover - Metal Gear & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Published: 1/6 - [Olga G., Cyclops]
The Russian Beauty and the Headless Horseman
Finally arriving in Miami, and away from her desolate past in Russia, Olga Gurulokovich finds a new home, warmth… and unexpected love from a mysterious figure. it isn't long before the two realize that fate was destined for them to meet. AU.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Sleepy Hollow - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Published: 1/6 - [Olga G., Headless Horseman] - Complete
Night of the Headless Horseman
when the Brotherhood has caused one too many annoyances for the X-Men, Jean surprises everyone by hiring a very familiar headless figure. It's not long before heads start rolling! Crossover between Xmen Evolution and Sleepy Hollow, AU. Bit of JOTT and JHH (Jean Headless Horseman) M for a bit of gore.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Sleepy Hollow - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6 - Headless Horseman, Jean Grey
Home is Where the Mirth Is
Most people find being cooped up in the wintertime find it lazy and boring. Then again, the X-Men have their own style which is a large portion of mayhem, craziness and just plain silly shenanigans! And everyone thought Spider-Man was the only sane superhero!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Published: 1/5 - Jean Grey
Insanity, thy name is Grey reviews
To say Jean Grey of the X-Men has a wild imagination would be considered plain. To say she has a talent of making the most unusual- not to mention, wildest of things to happen, then that's a fact. In the X-Men's opinion: wherever Jean is, madness and hilarity ALWAYS follows.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S., Angel/Warren W., Iceman/Bobby D. - Complete
Off with the Joker's Head! reviews
On a routine mission in Manhattan, Huntress and Green Arrow get nabbed by the Joker! However, the Clown prince of Crime finally meets his match as Huntress savagely whips him to the point of near death. And it turns out the two Leaguers aren't the ONLY ones who have it out for the enemy… M to be safe for a profane exclamation and rather savage violence.
Crossover - Justice League & Sleepy Hollow - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2013 - Oliver Q./Green Arrow, Joker, Helena B./Huntress, OC
Christmas Lights, Darts, and Pranks Oh My
There are some who prefer to kick back and relax during the holidays and wind down from all the wild energy. And of course, there's the X-Men, who have a very, VERY different meaning to the phrase 'tis the season to be jolly' or yet 'tis the season to be CRAZY'
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Published: 12/5/2013 - [Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.] [Angel/Warren W., Iceman/Bobby D.] - Complete
Sex, Spandex, Erotica and a Black Canary
When Huntress, Lady Blackhawk and Wonder Woman get together when no one else is looking… things get a little horny. Throw in a new spy camera that can track the entire Watchtower, a jealous Spoiler, Robin stealing Saturn Queen's bra, add in a clueless Black Canary and you get a full course of outrageous hijinks
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Dinah L./Black Canary, Helena B./Huntress, Michael J. C./Booster Gold
Black Canary on Night Shift reviews
Dinah quickly goes stir crazy on her night shift at the Watchtower, as a few other Justice Leaguers cause hilarious shenanigans, driving everyone else crazy. My first JL fic. May be based on crack, rated T for nudity and some... intimate content.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/24/2013 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Dinah L./Black Canary, Helena B./Huntress
EntertainmentPodcast with Venom and Metallo
Venom and Metallo turn the radio world upside down as they host their own podcast with their trademark bizarre viewing of pop culture and few tidbits of Venom's oversized ego. Special Marvel guest featured and a short speech ad by Thanos!
Crossover - Spider-Man & Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Eddie B./Venom, J. W. Corben/Metallo
Scott Summers for President reviews
Scott runs for President. God help us all.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S.
So Much for Gas Mileage
When it comes to things going on in the Smash Mansion, it's anything BUT normal. Random craziness, slapstick and outrageous shenanigans are abound as Master Hand tries not to go off the deep end
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Link, Samus A., Master Hand, Knuckles
Mutant Treasure Island reviews
The X-Gang and DBZ perform a hilarious parody of Muppet Treasure Island! Robert Louis Stevenson's story will NEVER be the same
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Android 18, Cell, Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Link Drives Samus Insane reviews
A typical day in the mansion involves a certain blond warrior driving a certain female bounty huntress bananas. Chaos ensues also when Master Hand installs a new alarm system. Rated M for mild crazy violence and some language. LinkXSamus
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bowser, Ganondorf, Link, Samus A. - Complete
Never Trust Decaf Coffee
When the X-Men fall victim to a strange sleeping spell from decaf coffee crystals, Scott and Ghost Rider investigate to come face to face with the notorious Crypt Keeper! Also we get to see Jean in total awesome action! Rated M for violence of pure awesomeness and a few profanities.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
The Magic Spell Mix-Up
Ghost Rider invents a potion that can instantly place anyone who drinks it into a state of slumber. When Jean drinks it and succumbs to Mr. Sandman's wily ways, Ghost Rider and Warren scramble in a hilarious chain of events to get an antidote before the X-Men find out what's going on. It'll laugh yourself silly!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ghost Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Jean Grey, Angel/Warren W.] - Complete
A Mother's Love Never Dies
A fanbased story of how Jean has a motherly role in the X-Men and how she shows her adoring love and kindness. Features yours truly in an alternate reality as Jean's son. Alternate reality. From X-Men 1. A heartwarming story
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Jean G., Cyclops] OC - Complete
From Dusk Till Dawn At Least
The X-Crew try their hands on a Spongebob parody of the episode Graveyard Shift. But with actors out of control, chaos, several movie allusions, Ghost Rider directing the parody, and a surprise twist, you're in for a load of laughter! Author/character commentary and a special surprise guest at the end!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ghost Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.] - Complete
Blaze & Grey Law Firm
When the payment rates arent good enough, Jean and Ghost Rider come up with a drastic, but crazy idea: start a private law firm and handle all the trouble in the mutant community. However, it results in a neverending stream of chaos, hilarity, mishaps, mayhem and the most outrageous scenarios possible! Rated M for sexuality and a tiny bit of profanity
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ghost Rider - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,580 - Published: 10/14/2013 - Jean Grey
X-Men Evolution Gag Reel
Series of bloopers and hilarious behind the scenes outtakes during my X-Men fanfics! It'll make you laugh yourself silly!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
An Unexpected Event reviews
When Samus encounters a boozed Link and brings him to the Smash Mansion, a major bombshell is about to drop. And the results that follow are of pure outrageous insanity and through twisted senses of dark humour. Rated M for sexual content and a hint of swearing
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Samus A., Link - Complete
There's Something About Maria
Maria has been acting rather strangely on the Helicarrier. Biting Steve on the neck, red eyes, and having a forked tongue? Only one word can describe it: VAMPIRE... or *can* it? Hilarious and disastrous events abound!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,026 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/18/2013 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R.
Slot Fever
Ever wonder what sort of craziness would be unleashed if Ghost Rider and the X-Gang visited a Bayville casino to strike some mega-huge moolah? Well, wonder no more.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Complete
The Morning Hours are Always Crazy
New X-Man Ghost Rider gets a hugely unforgettable look at the wild, outrageous antics the X-Crew get themselves mostly in and out of, along with Jean's insatiable romantic pursuit of him. Welcome to their world, GR. You're gonna need all the luck you can muster...
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Jean Grey - Complete
Ghost Rider, an X-Man? reviews
The X-Crew get a big surprise when the flaming biker visits to join their crew. It's pretty hard not to say no to a skeleton with a burning head
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Ghost Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2013
Jean Grey Professional Dream Weaver reviews
Jean unexpectedly inherits the power to visit the X-Men's dreams. And with their dreams way out of the ordinary, you know this cant be good.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Jean Grey - Complete
A Major Recipe for Disaster reviews
When it comes to dinner at the X-Mansion, everyone ends up with a heaping, helping plate of total, seemingly endless insanity.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Mall Frenzy
Shopping at the mall is usually dismal and quiet, nothing weird. In the X-Men's case, it results in a glorious flood of mayhem
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2013 - Jean Grey, Principal Kelly - Complete
Napalm, Smoke Bombs, A Tarantula and Nitroglycerin reviews
Ever wonder why the X-Men NEVER allow Pyro to go out alone for shopping? Here's the hilarious reason why, with random insanity and a giant tarantula
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Pyro, Jean Grey - Complete
Pyro Unflamed reviews
The X-Men do a riveting, rip-roaring parody of the new Quentin Tarantino film. And, naturally, Pyro gets to bask in the limelight!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,449 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Pyro, Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Everyday Chaos
All heck breaks loose through the X-Mansion yet again as the X-Gang wreak hilarious havoc and mayhem, much to Logan's dismay.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey, Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P., Wolverine/Logan
Rats a Lot
The X-Mansion is infested with rats. This means WAR
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
What to Do with a Drunken Phoenix
It's NEVER a good idea to let Jean near alcohol.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013
Insomnia Strikes Back!
Monday nights are usually calm and serene. But in the wacky X-Men's case, it's a rather HUGE exception.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Published: 5/13/2013
Mutants Deliver Good Pizza reviews
Jean and Scott are assigned to deliver a homemade pizza. But this "delivery" descends into an epic adventure gone wild, with tons of surprises and twists plus a guest appearance at the end
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Complete
Give Graffiti a Chance
the X-Men take a humorous look at the ups and downs of the 60s era...mainly the infamous Woodstock era, and also learn a valuable lesson of avoiding peer pressure and just being true to yourself
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S.
Jean the Philosopher reviews
Socrates, Confucius, Aristotle, and Plato: Four of the best philosophers. Ever wonder what would it be like if Jean Grey of the X-Men was added in the list? Wonder no more
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 821 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Jean Grey
Breakfast at the X-Mansion reviews
Kitty makes breakfast for the X-Men. Talk about cooking a recipe for disaster!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P.
A Family Matter
Jean and Bobby have a long, caring, and bittersweet late-night conversation that discusses some family problems both are struggling to contend with...and a story that transforms their relationship in ways no one has even imagined
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Jean Grey, Iceman/Bobby D.
Saturday Night Frenzy
Saturday nights are usually calming and less hectic. But when the X-Men are around, it's anyone's guess what will happen
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
A Nest of Phoenixes reviews
Inspired by RW's X Marks the Scott. Forge has rebuilt his duplicate gun. His new guinea pig: Jean Grey! Oh Lord...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,260 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Tax Paying for Dummies
Cyclops, Jean, and Colossus agree to take on their hardest challenge...Paying the taxes. It's gonna be a LONG night...
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Cyclops, Jean G.
The Good, the Crazy and the Phoenix
Jean Grey finally goes insane. Heaven help us.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Jean Grey - Complete
The Legendary Super Saiyan Cometh
Just a typical insane day at the X-Mansion. That is, until BROLY arrives. In a matter of urgency, the X-Men unite with the Resident Evil and DBZ gang to form a united front against this rampaging monster, setting the stage for the beginning of an all-out war
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Android 18, Cyclops/Scott S.
The Wolfsbane of Bayville
Scott and Jean investigate a werewolf case in the honored tradition of the Sherlock Holmes novel. An exciting, suspenseful, and funny parody. This is Part One. Parts Two and Three are TBD (to be developed) Also a large Jott
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Dial I for Insanity
The X-Men eavesdrop on a mob hit in a tribute to a classic mystery thriller
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Laundry Craze reviews
Laundry on a Sunday can seem pretty mediocre. Not when the X-Men are around.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Colossus
Jean, Can You Spare a Mattress? reviews
Ever wonder what sort of madness would transpire if Jean fell in a coma and The X-Men had to buy a new mattress to wake her up? Wonder no more.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Night in Port Royal
While on vacation in Port Royal, Scott and Elizabeth share a tender, funny...and romantic night. A thorough but short fanfic. Elizabeth is probably pregnant with Scott's son Nate AKA Cable!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Elizabeth S.
Survival of the Mutants
The X-Men stage a daring but explosive breakout from a Canadian prison camp...with help from Alice and the Resident Evil gang. Pretty nifty, eh?
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Cyclops/Scott S., Alice
Simulation Situation reviews
Alice guides Luther and Jill on a bizarre simulation of the New World voyage. What else is new?
Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Jill V., Alice
A Very Special Crazy X-Men Christmas
It's Christmas Eve at the X-Mansion... and with Scott and Logan's usual mischief and mayhem, Jean and the X-Girls' constant planning to get them in order, plus a VERY heartwarming ending, it promises to be a Christmas the X-Men will NEVER forget!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Wolverine/Logan
Resident Action Times X
During an unexpected visit by Alice and the Resident Evil gang, and after an exciting turn of events...the X-Men's dream has FINALLY became a reality...in ways NO ONE could ever imagine.
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Resident Evil series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Alice
The Importance of Marriage reviews
It's wedding craziness on the Helicarrier as Stark and the Avengers scramble to make wedding plans...that is, until Odin himself visits. Welcome to the Asgard family, Stark. You'll need all the luck...
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sif, Iron Man/Tony S.
Vacuum Impossible reviews
the Avengers scramble to handle a high-tech vacuum gone haywire, Stark proposes to Sif...and it turns out Sharon Carter has a HUGE surprise in store for Steve. Only one vital clue: Pregnancy.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Captain America/Steve R.
Necessity is the Phoenix of Chaos reviews
The X-Men never thought they'd see the day when Jean would finally succumbed to Scott's crazy, cheerful insanity...until NOW. Heaven help us.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,175 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
No Rest for the Asgardians
Loki sleepwalks around the Helicarrier while the Avengers undergo the usual late night sickness. What else is new?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Loki, Thor
Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey p1 reviews
Part one of the Road Trip epic: Featuring crazy driving, a barroom brawl, some sex and the usual comedic chaos, followed by some movie references
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Even Warrior Goddesses' Need Their Beauty Rest
While Sif recuperates from a tranq dart, Iron Man, Banner and Maria Hill debate over the Doors which turns into a silly situation
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,355 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Asgardians Must Be Crazy reviews
The SHIELD Helicarrier is in pandemonium as the Avengers yet again cause chaos, much to Maria's dismay
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Thor
So Much for Peace and Quiet
Maria tries to have some R&R on board the SHIELD Helicarrier. Not if those wacky Avengers can help it...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Agent Maria Hill, Iron Man/Tony S.
The First time It Happens
the X-Men profess their love for the X-Girls to the romantic songs from several classic movies.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Driving Miss Kitty reviews
Logan finally hits the roof when Kitty runs over his beloved motorcycle. Hilarity ensues as the two argue nonsense
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Wolverine/Logan
That's Snow Weekend Part Three
Madame Hydra goes into labor and the X-Men rush into action! And witness the startling but foreshadowing details of Bobby's new daughters...and their genetic inheritance.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Iceman/Bobby D.
That's Snow Weekend Part Two
Continuation from Part One. The X-Men come to terms over Madame Hydra's respect for them. Logan and Scott have a moment of remembrance on the past, and all is well...that is, until Madame Hydra goes into labor.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Iceman/Bobby D.
That's Snow Weekend Part One
It seemed like a typical day at the X-Mansion on the week before Christmas...until HYDRA stopped by for a visit. The X-Men act heroically, all unaware of the BIG surprise Madame Hydra has in store for them.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Iceman/Bobby D.
Arctic Anarchy reviews
Scott and Remy's constant silliness hits the fan when the X-Gang take action to tunes from a classic film
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Early Phoenix Gets the Worm reviews
Just a typical crazy morning at the X-Mansion, filled with wild shenanigans, jokes, food rummaging, and driving the rest of the X-Gang bananas.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Cntrl-Alt-HYDRA reviews
The X-Gang get hold of a new Internet program, and things get totally haywire when HYDRA agents show up...at the X-Mansion...with armed weapons. Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Night of the Restless Scott reviews
Ever wonder what happens when Jean overdoes it on sleeping pills? And what happens when Scott and Lance take things a little overboard? Read this bizarrely funny story and find out! Viewer discretion advised!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Phoenix Insomniac reviews
Jean has insomnia yet again and the X-Men try everything and literally anything to keep Jean stable and also keep Logan and Rogue's constant grouchiness in order. Good luck guys. You're going to need it...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/9/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Hockey Nuts reviews
Scott and Gambit have a game of hockey...a game that drives the X-Men crazy! And a lot more things go off the ice!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Jean Grey: Mutant Mother of all Vampires reviews
It's late night at the X-Mansion, and Jean is out for blood...in vampire terms of course. What madness will happen? Is the X-Mansion on the brink of chaos? Can Colossus and Scott save the day? Read the crazy story and find out!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jean Grey, Colossus
Black Friday Hangover
Wonder what happens after the X-Men undergo the chaos of Black Friday? Wonder no more.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,916 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
A Crazy Dose of Vitamin X reviews
Scott is once again up to his crazy tricks again. And Jean gets involved again. And the X-men are in the middle of the insanity...AGAIN! Hoo boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Couch Mutant Potatoes reviews
Jean gets the X-Gang off the TV couch and on their dancing feet to the tune from a popular puppet show
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Jean's Day Off
Jean has the X-Mansion to herself while the X-Men are out having fun. Jean's antic clearly mirror the old saying "When the cat's away, the mice will play." Oh boy...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Never Underestimate the Power of the Arcade reviews
Jean discusses a heated debate over the classic X-Men arcade game. Needless to say, the opinions and comments from the X-Crew are not quite what Jean had in mind...
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Black Friday Shopping Gone Wild!
Prequel to Black Friday Hangover. Featuring the usual chaos, Jean on a soda drinking binge, some religious debates, and we get a look at Angel's football career before the X-Men.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Arrows, Fire, Volcanoes oh My!
Chaos reigns havoc once again at the X-Mansion and Jean seems to have a 'burning' passion for fun. In the words of Marvel's The Avengers... "What can they do...but BURN?" Let the chaos commence!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Gambit/Remy L., Jean Grey
Fryday Night Lights
When it comes to hanging Christmas lights at the X-Mansion, only two words says it all: Total Madness.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Cure for Vitamin X
Sequel to Crazy Dose of Vitamin X; with tranquilizer darts gone haywire, some interesting facts about Jean, and a couple of 007 references
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Studio X
When the X-Men try TV...the results are inevitable. And usually, in Cyclops' case...utter chaos
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Road Trip with Cyclops & Jean Grey reviews
What happens when you mix Cyclops and the X-Crew on a road trip, add in crazy driving, with a chaotic barroom brawl, some sexual content, a jailbreak, and top it all off with driving through a truck of manure: TOTAL CHAOS!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey
A road trip with the X-Men leads to some adventure and team bonding...and comedic disaster
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,490 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
Interview with Jean Grey reviews
A Jean Grey fanfic in the style of a interview show, with the interview being moi. Features references to the Patriot and Resident Evil stories. R&R please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Jean Grey
Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey p4
Fourth part of the ongoing Road Trip saga: Involving some swimming pool shenanigans, a Doors song, along with more comedic banter between wacky Cyclops and ultra-grouchy Wolverine
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Wolverine/Logan
Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey p3
Part Three of the series in the style of a famous werewolf film by John Landis, along with a flashback, some major soda drinking, and a werewolf Jean Grey!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Nightcrawler/Kurt W.
Road Trip with Cyclops and Jean Grey p2
Part Two: Featuring more chaos, including a wacky photo op, a carrot joke, added with a Muppets song!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 794 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Wolverine/Logan
Midnight X
Jean and Scott head to Las Vegas and break up a Mafia-occupied police station in the style of Quentin Tarantino and Luc Besson films
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
X Fiction
Jean and Scott take the streets of New York by storm in the style of a classic Quentin Tarantino film
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Wild Wild X
Jean throws the X-Mansion into chaos while acting out scenes from a certain Western/sci-fi film starring Will Smith
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Jean Grey, Cyclops/Scott S.
Turn of the Cobra reviews
Cyclops and Jean meet Duke and Ana (Baroness) and get involved with the GI Joe team
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S.
Interview with Jean Grey part 2
The 2nd chapter of the Jean Grey interview show. We learn about Jean and Scott's first meeting, their night on the town, and Jean's pregnancy. R&R
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Jean Grey
Judge Scott Summers
Amazed by the TV courtroom show Judge Judy, Cyclops does his own version in the X-Mansion! Featuring special guest Project Alice from the Resident Evil movie series.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey - Complete
The Nightly News with Scott Summers
Cyclops has converted the X-Men's dining room into a makeshift TV news studio! All the X-Men are tuned in...except of course, Jean Grey. This story once again uses a reference to both the Patriot and Batman stories
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Scott Summers as Batman reviews
Cyclops believe he is the famed Dark Knight. The X-Men are at the center of the comedic chaos, as usual.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Rogue/Anna Marie
Here Come the ZWarriors! reviews
Magneto joins forces with the alien monstrosity Cell and turns half of New York into a human prison camp. But the X-Men are not without extra help...and that's when Goku and the Z-Warriors come to the rescue! It's an X-Men/DBZ team up!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Goku, Cyclops/Scott S.
Resident X
The X-Men are under attack by Magneto and his strike team of zombie super soldiers. Fortunately, the X-Men have backup...Jill Valentine!
Crossover - Resident Evil & X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Jill V., Cyclops/Scott S.
The XMen meets Batman Beyond reviews
When Magneto attacks Manhattan, the X-Men get extra help from an unexpected hero: Batman Beyond!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Batman Beyond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Terry M.
Scott Summers
When Scott starts an interest in buying retro video games and consoles, everyone gets video game fever!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Boom-Boom/Tabitha S.
The Scott Summers Files
After watching the X-Files one too many times, Scott believes he's Agent Mulder and believes Rogue is Agent Scully and the X-Men are once more at the center of the comedic chaos. And it gets more exciting when Scott does Dragonball Z again much to Jean's annoyance
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Boom-Boom/Tabitha S.
Scott Summers on Public Radio
Scott makes a guest appearance on Casey Kasem's American Top 40 radio show. With the deputy leader of the X-Men on radio, anything can happen!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
Scott Summers on Broadway reviews
After yet another taste of Kitty's cooking, Scott repeatedly sings songs from classic Broadway musicals, driving the X-Men except Jean completely crazy
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Rogue/Anna Marie
The Scott Summers Show reviews
Scott turns the X-Mansion living room into a TV studio, making the X-Men's daily missions into a sitcom version. Talk about taking TV business to the next level!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Rogue/Anna Marie
Cyclops' Restless Night reviews
It is 1 in the morning and Scott and Jean are constantly awakened by the usual neighborhood disturbances. So much for peace and quiet
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S.
The Name's SummersScott Summers
After a taste of Kitty's cooking, Cyclops believes he is a secret agent and begins a one-man spy war on Magneto...with the X-Men along for the ride.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S. - Complete
Cyclops' Day Off
After receiving invitations to a Mutant Rights party, the X-Men head off for the festivities, leaving the X-Mansion in Scott's care. Comedic chaos is bound to happen.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S.
Cyclops' Night on the Town reviews
Cyclops and his girlfriend Jean Grey take a moonlight stroll through New York. But this date soon turns into a wild adventure
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Cyclops/Scott S., Jean Grey
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