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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15, Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, my name is paper YAH, Sakurablossom24, Rhianna224, Kisa T. Sohma, Lone-wolf761,charmed4lifekaren, luckyclover18, MysteryTyper123, independantwriter-137, Sierra15. Fly on 3536, cookiesgummybearsAWESOMENESS

Ok so, I am not that shy and lonely and hopeless as it sounds.But I am always reading. Sometimes my mom starts yelling at me to stop reading and watch some tv. She is being DEAD SERIOUS. But she likes fan fiction. Well, its not like i'm always reading on fan fic. Sometimes i'm just posting useless information for people who are going to stalk me. Just give up stalkers. Btw, I might not be able to update too fast because i am SUPER busy. I have sewing, catholic school, and plenty of other crap that is none of your business. Also, I want to let you know, I am only slightly crazy. But other than shouting random things and play the most addicting game in the world, (Minecraft and the atari game centipede) I am still slightly crazy. Like one time I took a dare of where I had to go on the third and highest floor of a building (NO I AM NOT TELLING WHAT BUILDING STALKERS) and flap my arms and scream LARRY!!!!

Me and friend on one of those swing rides.

ME: Hey, did your sister finish the MR series?

FRIEND:No

ME: Did you start it?

FRIEND: No

I slap her on the face. Hard.*

Once ride is over i walk away as if nothing has happened

Ways to tell if you are obsessed with MR

1. All of your school erasers have ari written on them

2. If you see doctors you run away, sometimes screaming on the top of your lungs

3. If you know what MR and JP stands for.

5.If you see someone calling someone emo you go over and say, "No. he's fang-like"

6. You skipped number four

7. You just realized that i didn't put a four.

8. You are about to log off because of me. NO DON'T GO!! i will just get on with it

9.You hate anyone who has red hair

10. You hate people who's names are dylan or lissa or Brigid.

ME: Do you like the muppets?

FRIEND: Are the muppets that green frog who's names is... isn't his name gimmit?

ME: *I slap her. hard* I think I have a problem with slapping.

HOW TO BECOME A MEMBER OF THE FLOCK

1.Become a black belt in karate, martial arts, and ti kwon do

2.Become a test subject in a school and then break free.

3. Learn how to survive in the woods or a desert

4.Learn how to fly

5.Never mistake erasers for men models

6.Never EVER talk to iggy about his blindness

7.Don't feed gasman burritos

FAVORITE BOOKS!!!!!!

Maximum Ride. (DUH!!!)

Hunger Games

ONLY The First 4 Harry Potter Books

The Immortal Series

The Hush Hush Series

The Outsiders

Gregor The Overlander

The Tales Of Despauraux

A Series Of Unfortunate Events

(This is a fanfic story) Falling For You

Death Note!!!!!

House Rules

Heroes Of Olympus

This is the weirdest and longest conversation have ever had. the girl i'm talking to I am going to call J.J ME: i dare you to go and flap your arms and scream larry. JJ: okay ME: i AM A UNICORN EATING CHEESE WHILE SINGING TO A LEPURCAUN IN A BIKINI!!!! JJ: *Gives me a weird look on her face that says, "Your crazy."* ME: why are you looking at me like i'm crazy?! frbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrbfrb *that was me making car noises with my lips.* then i skip away like dorthy while singing follow the yellow brick road.

Favorite TV shows

SOUL EATER!!!!!!!!!! (love you Death the kid)

Fairy Tail (favorite thing of ALL TIME)

Angel Beats

Black Butler

Full Metal Alchemist

The Goldbergs (NOT AN ANIME!)

Other animes that I can't remember

ways to tell if your turning or you are crazy/psycho

1. you are randomly bipolar

2. you shout random noises and phrases

3.you don't know what your talking about 50% the time you are talking

4. you scream on the top of your lungs randomly.

5. you are reading this

CONGRATS!!!! NOW YOU ARE ALL CONSIDERED CRAZY!!!!!! OH CRAP MY BROTHER FELL IN THE TOLIET AGAIN! meep.

Hello and welcome to the normal paragraph. We use correct grammar and spell words right. If you understood anything in the last paragraph that means your not normal so you can not read this. WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS YOU * A* D8* G*!!!!!! See? I was normal by not actually cursing. Too...much...NORMAL!!!!!! *breaks everything*

IM NOT NORMAL!!!!!!!!!! FRFRFRFRFRFFBRFBRFBRFBRFRBFBRBFRBFBRFBRFBRBFBRFB. I like car noises and- OMG A SQUIRREL! this only means one thing. destiny calls me. i must leave. NUTELLA!!! you jelly?????

p.s

i like being random.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Just saying, this scary thing above has a few errors that show how fake this is. Some people might misread when it says, "A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive." It sounds like the girl died, and the man buried her since she was dead. But it says she was buried alive. It should of said, "In 1933, a girl was buried alive by a man, so she died." It also says, "Toma Sota balcu, Now you have read the chant." I'm pretty sure that fan fiction is full of introverts (like me), and we're not going to take our time sounding complicated things out, so most of us haven't really read the chant. If you agree that this lie is stupid, repost this and the story and add your name to the list: cookiesgummybearsAWESOMENESS

I am a member of TPPS, The Pinkie Pie Society. Potato Jam 7 thought of it, it is a society devoted to laughter and having fun.

Potato Jam 7 even thought about making and

So if you want to join you can PM Potato Jam 7.

Some of the things we do:

I) Review everything we read (I am starting now)

II) Leave positive and encouraging reviews with constructive criticism (Which I am not so good at but I will try)

III) Laughing (Obviously)

IV) Making the world a happier and smilier place (YAY!)

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