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Author has written 2 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars.

You don't need to know anything about me. Other than the facts that I do, in fact, know everything, and I probably hate you.

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Destiny by transformerfangirl reviews
This is Part Two of the 'Smokescreen Triology'. Please read Smokescreen's Past before reading this otherwise this story might not make a whole lot of sense. This story is showing how much Smokescreen has grown and how he is taking the shame of his family history, no spoilers on here :) But please enjoy
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 52,478 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/7 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Arcee, Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Smokescreen - Complete
With All We've Lost by Foureyed-Pufferfish reviews
He knew death would not be swift for him. But now, in the midst of the horrible disease ravaging his body, he wished for nothing greater than a few more cycles. Ratchet-centric. Warnings: Terminal Illness, Torture, Mild AU.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,382 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Ratchet - Complete
Living With the Twins: The Guideline by Chistarpax reviews
You think living on a base with Cybertronians would be easy... but then you have to throw in that the twins are your guardians. Hello the need for a guideline. Join me as I create the guideline to living with the twins... and hopefully I'll live long enough to finish it. Rated for possible language in future chapters.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,957 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker
TF G1 The Cure by Deathcomes4u reviews
G1 When Bumblebee takes a hit for Prowl, neither of them are prepared for the doctor's orders. In the end, its probably the best medication either has ever had. HARDCORE LONGASS MECHSMUT. I WARN'D YA. Incl. BeexProwlxJazz BeexTwins. lolcrackbutnot.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 227,942 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Prowl, Bumblebee
Black and White Autobot family by Transformersfan01 reviews
A song brings together the SIC and TIC of the Autobots. Over years, their family expands, with sparklings, the great Lord Proton returns to his sons, and then having to protect the family from Decepticons, the bondmates know they can overcome any obstacle in their path. Update: War chapters at the end, similar to G1 Movie.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 42 - Words: 125,350 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Jazz, Prowl, OC
It's A Screamer's World by Ceris Malfoy reviews
Various drabbles revolving around Starscream that will probably never be completed or turned into the full-length fics they should be. All are up for grabs. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot's Odd Ideas. Newest chapter: Working For It.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 41,195 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/26/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Starscream
Whipfist - Birth of a Gladiator by Perago-9777 reviews
Whipfist was a slave like many, but became so much more when he was taken to the Pits of Kaon. Follow him as he travels cybertron, and becomes a warrior to rival all others. Rated T; Contains Cybertronian Swearing; Tragic/Brutal scenes for machines.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,197 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 11/6/2012
Skating by Exactlywhat reviews
There is a frozen lake outside the Arc; the bots try their hand at ice-skating. Jazz flops, Prowl glides and Optimus is unsure whether the Ice will even hold his weight.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Prowl, Jazz - Complete
A Tribute to Optimus Prime by Autobot StarRacer reviews
Set at the end scene of Darkest Hour. A final poem for a fearless leader. RIP Optimus Prime, your name will be known through all time. You are the one true autobot leader, but I fear this is goodbye.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
The Bee and the War by Illustriousgiraffe reviews
A sparkling Bumblebee learns about war and off lining when a certain mech comes back to base injured. Father/son fic
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Ironhide, Bumblebee - Complete
Too Far by ThreeInOne reviews
Takes place during "Darkest Hour", so spoilers. He'd been pushed too far and done the unthinkable. Now he had to make things right, no matter the cost. Rated T for character death. Don't read if you haven't seen the super epic cliffhanger season finale.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Optimus Prime - Complete
Starscream's Bad Day by Prander reviews
Starscream tears it up. Graphic Language. Thanks for the feedback and reviews and please check out my profile or forum for a personal thank you. :)
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Starscream, Megatron - Complete
Don't Knock It 'Til You've Tried It by kikaikitai reviews
Sequel to Sleepover. Starscream's vocalizer is still blown, and it's early. Knockout would love to fulfill his doctor-ly duties, but Starscream's neck cables are just so delicious...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Starscream, Knock Out - Complete
Bound by Chaotic Streams reviews
Prompts on the 28 Sunstreaker Meme-they are not mine, I do not claim them. Sunstreaker / oc / Sideswipe ; Sideswipe / Sunstreaker
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
At Last by Darkeyes17 reviews
G1 Complete: The twins get their medic. Sexual frustration comes to a boil and leaves these mechs melting. Sticky smexing inside, Ratchet/Twins. Request for Katea-Nui.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Sideswipe, Sunstreaker - Complete
The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage by vericus reviews
Sometimes, Jazz's inability to turn down a challenge can get him into very interesting situations. Pleasant, but interesting. SLASH
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,217 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Jazz, Megatron - Complete
Autobot's Guide to Human Recreation by Kisu Pure reviews
Movieverse. Short stories documenting the Autobots trying their hand at a few of the humans' favorite recreational activities. On haitus forever. :I
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,986 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Just the Cat's Meow by The Starhorse reviews
No one ever remembers to watch out for Jazz.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
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Ode to the Many Woes and Wonders of Summer Camp reviews
Starscream goes to summer camp, hoping to find some good looking and un-annoying femmes to have fun with. What he gets instead is a totally [email protected] femme, who may be too hot to handle... Put your sunglasses on and read. I suck at summaries. M for my obvious swearing problem, and innuendo, and user-Starscream.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Starscream
Tears on Our Memories reviews
A death. A crime. An act so simple, yet it has thrown the Autobots and Decepticons alike into chaos. The murderer has been found. Prowl had been sent to find him. But what can he do when this agent of murder with his hand soaked in blood, the one meant for death...is the only one he can't live without? HIATUS until I get my ass in gear.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Prowl