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Joined 07-30-12, id: 4165436, Profile Updated: 07-07-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, Sherlock, and Hobbit.

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Soooo you see, some of the fics on here are my very first attempts at writing. Others are actually worth reading. You have been warned. If you happen to be reading a bad one, sorry. I swear some are better. :) Ao3 under same pen name

Fandoms: Harry Potter, AVPM, Tolkien, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Supernatural, The Avengers, Sherlock

Ships: Spirk, Johnlock, and some destiel

List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order.

1) Severus Snape

2) Loki Laufeyson

3) Bilbo Baggins

4) Nyota Uhura

5) Data

6) Pavel Chekov

7) Spock

8) Amy Pond

9) Castiel

10) Sam Gamgee

11) Bones

12) Luna Lovegood

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Chekov/Bones. Yes. Yes I have.

Do you think Four is cool? How cool?

Uhura will fuck you up. BAMF. Deserves respect.

What would happen if Twelve got Eight killed?

Luna got amy killed. She would be very upset, even though they didn't know each other

Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Many destiel fics.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Loki/Chekov. That sounds rather cute.

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Data/castiel or data/sam gamgee. THE FUCK?

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward position?

Spock walks in on Loki and Luna. "That is highly illogical" Then he'd watch.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Bilbo/Sam. Bilbo gets de aged and has to take frodo's place on the journey to Mordor.

Is there any such thing as One/Eight chemistry?

Snape/Amy. Hmm, a badass red head? No, that doesn't sound familiar at all...

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Spock/Luna. Illogical, I guess.

Do any of your friends hate Three yet?

No one hates Bilbo

Do any of your friends write about or draw Eleven?

None of my friends watch star trek. -hisses 'bonessssss' into the night-

Would any of your friends write about Two/Four/Five?

Loki/Uhura/Data. What. The ever loving. Fuck.

If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Amy. that song that's like 'because when i arrive i, i bring the fire make you come alive'

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would it be about?

Snape/Chekov/Luna. Shit happens. In space.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

never.

(1 Snape) and (7 Spock)are in a happy relationship until (9 Cas) runs off with (4 Uhura). (1 Snape), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11 Bones) and a brief unhappy affair with (12 Luna), then follows the wise advice of (5 Data) and finds true love with (3 Bilbo). (2 Loki) becomes jealous and plots revenge on (1 Snape) along with his/her best friend, (10 Samwise). They raid (1 Snape)'s dorm and steal all his/her books. (8 Amy) catches them and tells (1 Snape). He/she calls on (6 Chekov) and he/she gets them expelled. (1 Snape) and (3 Bilbo) are happy again.

Sweet Jesus.

What title would you give this fic?

WTF Just Happened.

How would you feel if Seven and Eight lead Voldemort to battle Hogwarts?

Spock and amy. Well then.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

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Performance in a Leading Role by MadLori reviews
AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 166,487 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 3,809 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Mead, Rights, and Sleep by Norah Rose reviews
Bilbo is propositioned by another dwarf. Thorin does not approve. Movie!Verse.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Through the trees by MishaIsMyAngel reviews
Dean hears a good song on the radio and dedicates it to Cas. The angel takes a liking to it.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Very Unlikely by Zafona reviews
After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Thor, Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Surrender by Paimpont reviews
Harry writes a letter of surrender to Voldemort. The Dark Lord is intrigued. Slash HP/TR . COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,670 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,803 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Flyover by Misato reviews
From this prompt: For some reason, they have to take a long plane trip. Cas helps Dean through it. Fluff
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
On Cliche by TheShoelessOne reviews
John/Sherlock. You can't die, don't be so predictable.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter Crack Fic of Doom by sbyamibakura reviews
Crack!fic all the way. Harry Angry! Harry smash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Beyond Words by Steppenwoelfin reviews
When Voldemort dies, he curses Harry to become mute. Dumbledore assigns Severus Snape to teach Harry how to overcome this obstacle. Initial hate yields to increasing understanding, respect and attraction between the two...Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,717 - Reviews: 1432 - Favs: 2,035 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Growing Pains by SensiblyTainted reviews
The summer after Sirius' death: the abuse at the Dursley's leaves him broken. Snape is asked to try and help, and discovers that the key to saving Harry may be Draco, who has returned after his own difficult summer. HD Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 190,497 - Reviews: 3026 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 4/24/2006 - Published: 5/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Dream Weaver reviews
Life is infinitely stranger than anything which the mind of a man could invent. We do not dare to conceive the things which are really mere commonplaces of existence. If we could fly out of that window hand in hand, hover over this great city, gently remove the roofs, and peep in at the queer things which are going on... it would make all of fiction most stale. - Sherlock Holmes,
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Two of the Same reviews
AU Monster!lock. John is different than the other boys. They don't interest him; he'd much rather live in his made up worlds. Then he meets someone who looks like he came out of one of those worlds. The monster in his closet.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
On the Seduction of Dwarves (and Others) reviews
In which Bilbo is a mini Jack Harkness. Which means he tries to seduce everyone. That's it. That's the plot.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Christmas Spirit reviews
Sherlock Holmes, the ice cold detective with seemingly no imagination, is actually writing a letter to Santa.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Horror Movie reviews
Dean has Ghost Sickness again, but this time Castiel was able to destroy the lethal part of it. It still leaves Dean terrified though, and Cas chooses now to become fixated with a horror movie. Fluff and cuteness ensues.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Savior reviews
Everyone knew Harry Potter was special. He was their savior, after all. But the power the Dark Lord knows not is something no one expected...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dark Lord's Lament reviews
Voldemort knows he is going to die today. But in the end, does it really matter? Look at what he's become.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Voldemort - Complete
People Can Change reviews
SLASH Draco just wants Harry to notice how he has changed. Then Harry is left in Draco's care after an injury, and still distraught over Sirius's death. Draco finally has a chance to make things right, but then Voldemort has to come and mess things up...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,747 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindor Cunning reviews
One-Shot. Slash. Harry has noticed the way Salazar looks at Godric and decides to give them a little help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete