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Joined 07-10-03, id: 416600, Profile Updated: 02-02-13
Author has written 25 stories for Teen Titans, South Park, Simpsons, Okage, Jet Grind Radio, Mario, Watchmen, Left 4 Dead, and Scott Pilgrim.

I don't expect to update anything here ever again.

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Freestyle SOUL by Fether reviews
In a city overrun by Rokkaku, the GG's have split up with nowhere to go, forced to comply with the rules set by an oligarchy. They crave to change what's been set in motion, but how are they to overcome it?
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,396 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/22/2015 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Beat, Gum, Corn, Yoyo
Married to the Koopa King by Kaggerz reviews
After returning from yet another adventure, Peach discovers that her 'sham wedding' to Bowser was, in fact, not a sham at all! Now she's stuck in a marriage she never dreamed she'd have. But.. is being Bowser's wife really so bad? BowserxPeach
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,655 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 10/17/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Bowser, Peach
Ginger by WingedPig reviews
Written for the Rorschach kink meme. Full prompt within. Dan/Rorschach slash. IC ? , slight AU, now with added LEMON!
Watchmen - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,944 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Bread Bowl by PumpkinPancakes reviews
I've opened up my veins too many times, the poisons in my heart and in my mind. why haven't you reviewed this?
Earthbound - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/16/2008
More than Friendship Platonic by nohmaskofoblivion reviews
When Corn begins to stumble, Cube makes sure that he doesn't fall by the wayside. Can she help him see how amazing he really is to her... can she tell him that she loves him? CornxCube. Taken down and rewritten to give you a high quality product.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,124 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Corn, Cube - Complete
The GGs: Adventures and Misadventures by nohmaskofoblivion reviews
This was probably the best thing I've done on this site. You can see my writing style and characterization skills develop in every chapter. Please review as you go.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 86,855 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Complete
You're So Beautiful by cirrusarts reviews
A short vignette by Beat based off of a reference to another one of my fanfics.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
Sunset Over Kogane by nohmaskofoblivion reviews
Combo and Rhyth enjoy each others company in the desolate wasteland that is the far edge of Kogane. Not a pairing. I enjoyed writing this one a lot. Read and Review.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Combo, Rhyth - Complete
Just the Two of Us by nohmaskofoblivion reviews
A stand alone told from the perspectives of Gum and Cube. This was actually the first story I've ever written from 1st-person. It's not bad if I do say so myself. Please Read and Review.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,117 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Cube, Gum - Complete
Mario Eats A Pancake by LuigiMario reviews
DO NOT READ THIS! IT IS TOO RANDOM! If you like random stories that make no sense, this is the perfect fan fic for you! My first oneshot.
Mario - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 127 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Mario, Luigi - Complete
By the Fountain Cool, In the Greenwood Shade by Jack of None reviews
Frog could find it in his hero's heart to forgive Magus, and Magus could never forgive him that. FrogMagus.
Chrono Trigger - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
To the Count of Twenty by Society's Cavity reviews
A bet between Cartman and Kyle puts Stan's relationship with Wendy in the spotlight. But with everyone watching, it may be that much harder to admit that maybe Wendy isn't the one Stan wants to be with. (On permanent hiatus, barring a reboot.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,095 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/7/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M.
Psychic BS by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman believes he's a psychic, Kyle thinks he's full of it. To prove his abilities, he begins making predictions about Stan and Kyle's relationship. When they come true, Kyle has to rethink Cartmans predictions, and his relationship with Stan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,484 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Reality by Enness reviews
“So, I guess we’re not getting married...?” SimonJayne slash
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2005 - Simon, Jayne
I Wish by Fletset reviews
Kyle discovers beer, Stan discovers Kyle and... fluff ensues.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,012 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/18/2005 - Complete
Stupid, Stupid Jew by Fletset reviews
Kyle's deathbed. Is this really what Cartman wanted?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Complete
Addictions by kyleisgod reviews
Short POV fic. Cartman writes a letter of confession about a night he and Kenny shared.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Complete
God Forbid by Lady Awesomepants reviews
DibZim..."You know, not once, never, did I pause to think that I was crazy..." Dib recalls his tragic teenage years in a one-shot. I suck at summaries, just read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,532 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2004 - Complete
Lavender Violet Rose SaraLee FionaDee Smith by J. Marguerite reviews
Too many Mary-Sues caused me to write this. This was never meant to be funny.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 14 - Published: 4/22/2004
Original: The Ordinary Irken Repost by The Corpse of One Legato reviews
Original is an ordinary Irken. She's not an Invader, she's not a semi-tallest, and she's not in love with Zim or the tallests. She's just one Irken in a million. This is her story. Reposting from the beginning since I finally wrote an ending for it.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,413 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/9/2004 - Published: 1/24/2003
What You Need by Nephilim SinClaire reviews
(AU, RobinXBB slash) Robin was one of those kids with everything he could ever want, until a new student, Gar Logan, showed him what he needed...
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,545 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/15/2004 - Published: 2/8/2004
Inner Turmoil by Kasumi9 reviews
Finished! Final Chapter has been uploaded. Horrible memories may never be forgotten, and scars are reminders of horrid pasts.
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 72,131 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/29/2003 - Published: 7/31/2003
My Fix by cirrusarts reviews
Beat and Yo-yo in the Garage... BeatYo-yo
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2003
Monolog for Two by falsechaos reviews
[shounen ai] [tristan joey] Some people pick the absolute worst times to spill their guts.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2003 - H. Honda/Tristan T., K. Jounouchi/Joey W.
I am by Ferox Ryter reviews
Latest update: Soda and Yo-yo! Charachter POV from JSRF, so far we've got Rapid 99, Love Shockers, Poison Jam, Clutch, Pots, Rhyth, Noise Tank, Gum, Jazz, Combo, Boogie, Beat, Garam, Corn, Cube, Soda and Yo-yo! FINISHED(I reckon)
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/2/2003 - Published: 1/27/2003
Following the Bull's Eye by cirrusarts reviews
A confused Yo-yo hangin' with Beat at Rokkaku-dai Heights. Beat/Yo-yo yaoi!
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2002
Storm Warning by Tallulah Grammar Songstress reviews
A horrific murder in the GGs, and now one of them is a killer. Gum's sure she can find out who, but it's not so easy when she's the prime suspect... Character death.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,279 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/19/2002 - Published: 1/8/2002 - Complete
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Two Dollars, Ten Cents reviews
If Lucas had actually wanted to fight, things might have turned out a little differently.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Scott Pilgrim Vs The Wild West reviews
Scott Pilgrim is on a mission to win back Natalie Adams' heart. But after meeting the mysterious Ramona Flowers and hearing about her troubles with a band of seven outlaws, Scott must defeat all seven evil men, or die. Western AU, retelling of the series.
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Western/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Scott P.
I, Francis reviews
I’m standing right here, gunning down all the rest, and I’m loving life, for the most part. A series of vignettes told from Francis' POV. Slightly Francis/Zoey. Will be continued.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Francis, Zoey
Dreams reviews
The death of Walter Kovacs had been orchestrated on a field beyond the physical: one that couldn’t have been reached by anyone else. In that sense, only Nite Owl could kill Daniel Dreiberg. Rorschach thinks some things over while Dan sleeps.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
The Vinyl Umbrella reviews
When bad parts of life rain down on the GG's, they look to Corn for help. He protects them. He's their umbrella. But he just can't trust Clutch...Pairings include ClutchJazz, ComboCube, BeatGum, GaramRhyth, and one sided SodaCorn. Please R&R!
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,422 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007
Never Until Oreos reviews
Rubber boots, crunching through snow, running to her dad’s car while he ran to his mom’s, and they never looked the other way until the Oreos. It was nice, to not look. Nice to hate her. Nice for her to hate him. Cartman tries not to remember.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 792 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Fire, Water, War reviews
SMW based. Ten years later, Mario and Peach are married, Luigi is unhappy, and the Koopalings plan to attack...until Roy abandons his siblings. When the Koopa prince shows up in the Mushroom Kingdom, it might prove to be just the boost Luigi needs...
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/3/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Koopalings, Luigi
Second Place reviews
On his birthday, instead of presents, Roy is given an assignment to torture Luigi. When the two of them get to talking, though, it's not too long before they find that they may actually have something in common. Not slash. R&R!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Koopalings, Luigi - Complete
Celsius reviews
I know it’s probably irrational, but...I can’t stand it. I hate them. I want them gone. I want to be alone with him, so that I can love him the way he wants me to. Soda and Corn are having some relationship problems. Soda's POV.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Wither reviews
Three years after the disbanding of the GG's, Beat comes across an old friend and learns something he would rather have not. Part two...Beat finds out from Soda what's been happening in the past four months. Please R&R.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Beat, Corn - Complete
Pushups reviews
Mew and Tab have a discussion one day in Shibuya about Beat and Gum. Not a pairing. Short drabble. Mew's POV.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Illusion reviews
Roy Koopa, when confronted by a clumsy man in overalls, doesn't know what to think. But after he falls to Luigi in battle, he finds himself admiring that hidden strength from afar, despite how taboo he knows it is. SMW based. Slash...?
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Koopalings, Luigi - Complete
The Logic of Wishes reviews
The party stops to rest at the base of Star Hill, and the two that are left awake take a walk and have a discussion about their recent unlikely adventures together. Bowser x Peach drabble. SMRPGbased. Reviews are appreciated!
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Peach, Bowser - Complete
Physics reviews
4. Friction. I never thought anybody would love me enough to let me touch them like this, least of all him. I always thought that he just wanted to be my friend. And I was always afraid, for that same reason. Corn x Soda stories.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,855 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/31/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007
Cigarettes and Kleptomania reviews
I guess I sorta like being his role model, even though I get pissed about it at the same time. It’s kinda nice to have somebody looking up to you. Clutch and Yoyo hanging out. Not meant to be a pairing, but, yeah. Obviously continued past oneshot.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007
Crude Communication reviews
It pissed me off. Cornelius Albert Pennington, the idiot, the stupid, dumb blonde best friend of mine...wrote me a letter. There's always more than one way to tell someone how you really feel. CornSoda SLASH
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Poetry reviews
“Girls aren’t attractive to me,” I grunt, kicking at the empty water bottle that he left on the ground. One night in Benten cho, Tab finds out something he didn't know about Slate. TabGum, TabSlate
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Complete
Nineteen reviews
I touch his chin with my fist and grin, fake plastic joy. God, I know he knows I’m as depressed as he is. Corn and Yoyo talk about plans for tomorrow. Preface to Wither, set a few months before.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Complete
Gold reviews
Trembling, we stretch out and look at the sky, at that giant rave in the atmosphere, and for some reason I think it would be a good idea to ask him why he likes doing this so much.::::Yoyo and Soda become...friends. Yoyo's POV. Short drivel.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Complete
The Concept of Love reviews
Yoyo lies awake in bed into the early morning hours, remembering the past and wondering what he did to get here and earn the love he's being given. CornYoyo SLASH, with some CornGum and BeatGum. Rated for sexual content and swearing.
Jet Grind Radio - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Complete
There's Always Tomorrow reviews
Memories of a military academy, corrupt superiors, and family secrets make up the legacy of two young veterans: how they met, became friends, made each other stronger, and grew apart over the years. GregoryChristophe
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,889 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/18/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Gregory, Christophe
Like an Angel reviews
He couldn’t live without her, now that she had allowed herself to become a part of him. Even if that part of her belonged to another, as well.:::Big BullLinda, EprosLinda
Okage - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Complete
Softly reviews
Bart: I'm flunking math, and the other day I was a little attracted to Milhouse.:::Bart and Milhouse in the treehouse after school, and Bart considers the family factor and feels something...out of place. Take it as you will.
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/7/2005
So Let the Pendulum Swing reviews
All Beast Boy wants is to be good enough in Robin's eyes, and all Robin wants is to be good enough in Starfire's eyes. But after a cataclysmic accident, Robin's confidence is stricken down, and Beast Boy must decide what he truly wants...SLASH
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,935 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 9/7/2005 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Beast Boy, Robin
The Edge of the World reviews
Wendy remembers growing up and spends an hour with Kenny and Kyle. May be updated sometime.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/31/2005