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 Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. I am the very model of a cartoon individual. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KKWE61diVI Also on Tumblr: Also check out this EXCELLENT example of fan fiction by the great screenwriter Gary Whitta - Iron Man in Downton Abbey! Presenting the link to Act 1 - Downton Abbey: The Stark Ascendancy http:///DowntonAct1.pdf |
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Harry Potter as written by by Technomad reviews
Harry Potter as written by various authors...George Orwell, Anthony Burgess, Sir John Mortimer and others.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 19,810 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 3/5/2024 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Harry P.
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18915 - Favs: 38,870 - Follows: 20,327 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,338 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,783 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Blaise Z.
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 122,185 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 6/1/2016 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 3,384 - Follows: 1,244 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Red Hands by Bex-chan reviews
"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,851 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 380 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Knew by makoshark reviews
The story of Rose and Scorpius told from the POV of their friends and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 20,940 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M.
Mind Pop by riptey reviews
*1st Place both Readers' & Participants' Choice at dramione remix* Hermione stares down the limitations of linear time, while a memory-less fragment of Draco's conscious mind looks for a place to spend the night. D/Hr, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,102 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Deep City Lights by Kyra4 reviews
Girl could get lost tonight. Alone and depressed for the holidays, on the other side of the globe, Hermione stumbles across a very unexpected face from the past. Can anything good come of this?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Object! by makoshark reviews
"If anyone here can give good cause as to why these two should not be married, let them speak now, or forever hold their peace."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 3219 - Favs: 10,724 - Follows: 3,297 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Adventures of Super Snape and Malfoy boy by Jenni Piech reviews
*UPDATED* New episode up! "So Ends a Very English Quest" Hoorah!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 5/15/2003 - Severus S., Draco M.
Grey Tuesdays by floorcoaster reviews
Hermione goes on holiday for three reasons. A calendar date, her mother, and spontaneity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 715 - Follows: 88 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Water and Dirt by floorcoaster reviews
He could say to the month, day, and even the hour when he realized she was someone he could spend the rest of his life with. Written for dmhgficexchange, winter 2007 DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 81 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
People Watching by floorcoaster reviews
It was four o'clock on Friday and she was exactly where she wanted to be. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 117 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Pureblooded Everyday Antics of Lucius Malfoy by Duchess of Inkling reviews
Lucius Malfoy leads an intriguing, decadent life. Of course it takes an author like me to report of it in a series of stories that are sufficiently stupid to be entertaining to all you muggles out there.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 5,352 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Lucius M., Severus S.
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 5,946 - Follows: 1,329 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Moonlighting reviews
A year following the Battle of Hogwarts, Hermione finally graduates from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and goes to visit her family in Muggle London. She accidentally stumbles across the Malfoy patriarch in his attempt to rebuild his fortune and dynasty. If only someone could obliviate her and put her out of her misery…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,083 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Phoenix Operative reviews
After being captured and tortured by Death Eaters, Hermione Granger manages to escape into Muggle London. But without a wand, or of any knowledge of a certain Harry Potter, will she be able to elude her pursuers for long? - ON HIATUS - I PLAN TO REDO CHAPTER 1 SO PLEASE STAY TUNED...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Hermione G., Lucius M.