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Joined 07-10-03, id: 416716, Profile Updated: 11-12-09
Author has written 16 stories for Bible, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and X-overs.

It's been some years since I've returned to this account. I left for religious purposes, only to have my view on Christianity gilted by backstabbing hypocrites and continual fingerpointing. Which brings to mind some changes in Dark Heart and other fics:

1. Woman who finds Sauron will no longer be a Christian. I don't care what anyone says. It was a bad idea in the first story to blend Christianity with a Sauron romance in the first place. I'm not going to botch my next fic up with the same mistake.

2. There will be no Japanese names in future SW fics.

Also, I will be cleaning out the dregs of my account. Once upon a time I wrote a "Japanese" fic just so I could boast about it later. I'm American. Not Japanese. Now, seeing it in my account, I think how idiotic I was to write such a thing and butcher the Japanese language for my own ends. It will be deleted.

About "Legacy" (aka, the Great Embarrassment): I don't really want to remove it at the moment, though I will say how ashamed I am at how my obsession with anime, manga, and J-pop that I added Japanese names in a Star Wars story. Yes. You heard that. Japanese names. In. A. Star Wars. Fan. Fic. Also, what's up with the whole vampire thing? The idea was good, but the written result is wretched.

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The End of Days by Scribe reviews
Sauron awakens to learn that he is not the only prisoner in Mandos. An unholy alliance allows the former lord of Mordor to gains access to powers that places Valinor and the modern world on a collision course whilst trapping the Valar in a another dimension.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 166,152 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 11/18/2003 - Legolas, Sauron
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
Part 3, 7: The exams begin, Hinata is nervous, Gaara comes to a life-changing decision, and Naruto realizes that he's kind of dumb.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 139,777 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 1,990 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara
Morphine by Anna McNarin reviews
I promise you, you will not know where this story will take you. This is a crossover with SH 22nd Century, but I chance more readers here.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,526 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Sherlock Holmes
Magnificent Shades of Grey by sleepyowlet reviews
Ananké Inverres, a young artist from Alderaan, finds out that she's the daughter of one of the most powerful men in the Empire and struggles to survive in a world of intrigue and backstabbing. Not a Mary Sue. Appearances by: Tarkin, Vader, Thrawn...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,214 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 11/10/2003 - Thrawn
Pitiful Human Emotions by LaFlorDelMar reviews
Finished! Zim and Gaz discover the meaning of 'growing pains.' Zim and Dib friendship, slight Zim and Gaz romance. Rated 'T' for language. Disclaimer goes here: Don't own characters, don't sue. Reviews and constructive criticism are welcome.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 49,113 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Her rival, his attempt by Solid-Falcon reviews
When a Jedi Knight is sent to find out a weakness in the infamous General Grievous, the two end up working together instead! One fight after another leads the two in becoming Master and Apprentice, and Grievous doesn't seem to like the idea... Much...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 63,371 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 6/8/2005
To Love an Ancient: An Aeris and Sephiroth Story by aer-seph4eva reviews
GRAMMATICALLY REVISED X PLEASE READ IF YOU LIKE AERIS AND SEPHIROTH FICS! What if Cloud never rescued Aeris in ShinRa's HQ at the beginning of the game but a certain OWA? SEQUEL FINALLY UPLOADED!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 59 - Words: 274,359 - Reviews: 1097 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/12/2002 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
The Mystery of the Dark Knight by Sly M. Cogan reviews
Crossover between the Batman and Sherlock Holmes universes. Before becoming Batman, while traveling the world and training to fight evil, Bruce Wayne becomes a student of the famous Sherlock Holmes and takes on several baffling criminal investigations.
Crossover - Batman & Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 72,142 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Bruce W./Batman, Oswald C./Penguin, Johnathan C./Scarecrow, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Essences Of Life by Heimchen reviews
The fate of General Grievous could have been so different if only he'd learned the truth behind his extreme makeover. In this version of his career, spanning the events of the Clone Wars and ROTS, he does.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 137,197 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 6/6/2005 - General Grievous, Count Dooku
Trophy Wife: Gaara by Type-00 reviews
Bridezilla has met her match.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U.
The Hourglass by Rphoenix reviews
It's not all over when the fighting's done. Spoilers for the first timeskip arc through volume 31 or so.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Why Waist Length? by Silver Pard reviews
Enough was enough. He'd looked at all the possible courses of action and their consequences. He'd researched it intensively. It was time to cut the damn hair.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,269 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Sephiroth - Complete
What's the Worst That Could Happen? by Legendary Legacy reviews
Kyubi's been acting strange, and it's making Naruto nervous. When the demon makes a strange request, Naruto's against it...that is, until he no longer has a choice. But hey, what's the worst that could happen? Mockfic. I'm still awesome at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,703 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 85 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Unlikely Hero by Invader Aqua reviews
One night was all it took to bring them together. Now, having saved the human, Zim discovers a side of her he never knew existed. ZAGR!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,836 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Strange Alliances by Erestor reviews
A battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 91,110 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 8/13/2005
Breathless by simplyjx382 reviews
One Shot. Hyuuga Hinata is now a married woman and absolutely frightened of her new husband. hinataxgaara
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2006 - Hinata H., Gaara - Complete
De Temps En Temps! by Mysterylover17 reviews
PREVIOUSLY ENTITLED TIMEWARP! New characterizations, new prologue, epilogue and it's actually fleshed out! Sherlock Holmes and his friend are called upon to solve the mystery of the Paris Opera House. Rated PG13 for swearing and some minor adult situation
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 125,868 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
Xenophobia by Betryal reviews
Zim is Tallest. Gaz is carrying the first IrkenHuman Hybrid. Red is struggling against memories that haunt him. Skoodge is trying to help Sara adjust to her new life. Fear is spreading. xThird in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
And Oysters Shall Inherit the Earth by cryptically reviews
In a world where brick walls don't kill you, villains talk with French accents, and greatcoats deflect lasers, what's a canon sleuth to do? A Sherlockian spoof, with Conan Doyle's Holmes in the 22nd century: part parody, part homage, all comedy.
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006
Mask of Innocence by ArcherGal2932 reviews
Legolas is only a child in Elven years, but that does not mean that evil cannot touch him. The child is captured and held captive in Dol Guldar, and unbeknownst to the Elves Sauron has more up his sleeve besides a kidnapping. Much more.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 110,946 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 7/13/2005 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Green Angel by HeCallsMeHisChild reviews
Oneshot Firstperson. It was never the intention of Zim to care for anyone. Zim wanted no one, Zim needed no one. Yet cries of a smeet from a dark alley cracked one Irken's shell...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Zim - Complete
Lines in the Clouds by Birchbud reviews
Sesshomaru, curious about this 'Tokyo', forces a terrified Kagome to take him to her era. What happens when one innocent well allows two individuals to leap over time's barriers?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,618 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 4/27/2006 - Published: 1/6/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
were you there by A1 reviews
The crucifixtion seen through the eyes of a modern girl. The note in chapter five explains why i choose to list it as "romance".
Bible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 7/11/2001
Therapy by Erestor reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Xenocide by Betryal reviews
The Armada has arrived on Earth. Red seeks his revenge, Purple has his own agenda. Zim and Gaz explore new emotions and their relationship. In war, there are no rules, the same applies to love xSecond in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,576 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Just a Poor Man in a Potter's Field by Astarte's Rapture reviews
Judas . . . how thee have fallen!
Bible - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/9/2006 - Complete
Xenophilia by Betryal reviews
She had a fascination that led her to a strange obsession. His Pak was malfunctioning leading him to a lost side of his race. Each sensation slowly brought them together. ZAGR xFirst in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Nothing Says I Love You More by Paper Bear reviews
A silly take on Sephiroth and Aeris because nothing says I love you more than a sword through the abdomen.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Little Green Leaf by Ninja Shen reviews
...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Kankuro, Tenten - Complete
Hush by NaturalCyber reviews
AU. Mizuki escapes confinement and his revenge on Naruto has disasterous consequences. What will happen when the loudest ninja in Konoha suddenly isn't anymore?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,856 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 6/2/2005
Happy Hunting by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Elrond - Complete
Lazarus by Lady Razorsharp reviews
In which Sherlock Holmes discovers that death is not what it seemed to be...oneshot.
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Complete
An Orc's Prayer by ohmyohmy reviews
An orc with a hostage elf asks questions of Illuvatar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005
Morgoth's Random Adventure by The Exile 09 reviews
WARNING. THIS STORY CONTAINS WOODEN DUCKS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.It's about Morgoth and his randomly wooden duckieish adventure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005
Possesed by Peetje reviews
I was dared to write a GinnyTom Riddle one shot, so here it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Creepy Crawlies by Hannah-1888 reviews
Response to a challenge. Watson discovers Holmes's phobia of spiders. Just a little parody ficlet.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2005
Rehab by Frotu reviews
COMPLETE Haldir's agreed to take on the task of rehabilitating Sauron out of his evil ways, but Sauron isn't going down without a fight! Chap 40, in which everything is concluded!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 148,071 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 11/15/2003 - Sauron, Haldir - Complete
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Lurker in the Depths by Voodoo Cannonball reviews
Some time after the battle of Endor and the fall of the Empire, Grand Admiral Thrawn seeks council from an unexpected source. I wrote this a few years ago and figured I'd post it here. In any case, enjoy!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/5/2005
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Final Cut by Ayla Curtis reviews
The day had finally arrived Zim's autopsy. Dib had always though that it would be the best day of his life, especially since he had been invited to attend... one shot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Zim, Dib - Complete
As Insipid As Love by Akenaten reviews
CHAPTER 32-The last chapter of my story. Nope, no spoilers or summaries. Just read it and tell me what you think!
Matrix - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,283 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/4/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Smith, A.
Wings of the Storm by kingmaker reviews
All that glitters is not gold, as an ambitious Second Age chieftain is about to find out.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Complete
Demonic Kittens by Athena D. Cat reviews
Tari (a cat) explains why Elladan and Elrohir are terrified of cats.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Elrohir - Complete
Frodo's Bane and Pippin's Stomach by Analyn 100 reviews
Pippin blames himself for Frodo's wounding at Weathertop because he thought more about his stomach than his cousin's saftey. Book&Movie-based (No slash, sex, or profanity)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,489 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/14/2005 - Published: 6/15/2003 - Peregrin T., Frodo B.
Enigmas The Life and Love of Linwe and Frodo by Mysterious Ways1 reviews
Here is an alternate ending for Frodo where he is given the chance at lasting romantic love. The story opens with the focus on Linwe, but don't worry, Frodo takes his right place when the time is right.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 128,120 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2004 - Published: 9/24/2003 - Frodo B.
Murderer by Deja Know I Been Lookin For Vu reviews
One of our favorite Alliance heroes has murdered a man who had no chance to fight back. Is his fate death? Or does Destiny have something else in mind for him?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,129 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/3/2004 - Published: 1/21/2002 - Luke S., Mara Jade - Complete
Mr Jodo and the Lord of the Bounty Hunting by Chryseis Fett reviews
When bounty hunters discover the One DVD of Episode III, they must embark on a quest to destroy it before all Star Wars continuity is lost forever!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,607 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/2/2004 - Published: 1/24/2004
A Troubled Soul by spork of doom reviews
A young girl goes to Bag End to work as a maid. Will this curious lass help Frodo heal? Post Quest fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,506 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Frodo B. - Complete
Eye on the Prize by KT SHY reviews
When Sauron switches bodies with Frodo, it’s an all out race against time (with the Fellowship on his heels) to get the Ring back to Mordor! NEW: Act 16: Leaving Amber-lei and the Crossing to Gondor: In which stuff happens. Oh, so much stuff! Please RnR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,107 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2004 - Published: 4/27/2002 - Frodo B., Sauron
Frond's Marvelous Misadventures by Erestor reviews
Estel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Aragorn, Glorfindel - Complete
Obsession by Chibi Hermione reviews
Ch. 3 up, finally! Story about an obsession w our fav. detective. See if you believe that she's sane. Please r&r!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Complete
Sauron's Child by RainbowQuest reviews
An alternative Lord of the Rings featuring Sauron’s child. Please review as I do like to know how you're finding the story and I'll try and write it faster... deal?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,903 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 5/18/2001
Hitchhiker by Shezan reviews
12y pre-ANH. Lieutenant Thrawn, the only alien in the Imperial Navy, recently brought back from an empty planet, has to make his way up the ranks and prove himself to the Empire,not to mention First Officer Piett and visiting HoloNet star Wynssa Starflare
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,846 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Thrawn, Darth Vader
The Politics of Exile by Dead Poet reviews
My version of the story behind Thrawn's exile. Technically an AU, as it was written before the advent of official Chiss info. UPDATE: This story is in the process of a rewrite, which shall eventually lead to a sequel. I greatly appreciate any thoughts
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,574 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 3/16/2002
Nothing New in the East by Matita Pere reviews
Chapter 6 added. Is anyone else interested in Sauron? R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,572 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 11/20/2002 - Sauron
The Importance of Being Evil by Cebera reviews
Saruman is a wizard with a problem. He wants to become evil, but he isn't very good at it. So he seeks help from Sauron. Chapter Nine now up at last.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2002 - Published: 1/30/2002 - Saruman, Elrond
Sauron's Wish by CocoBeans reviews
What did Sauron really want? Perhaps this poem will tell.... !WARNING! A Little depressing...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Sauron
Back to the Present by Cebera reviews
After losing the war, Sauron tries time travelling, but his plans go very very wrong, and he ends up in England in 2002. Chapter four now up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,534 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2002 - Published: 7/14/2002 - Sauron
The Case of the Ring of Innocence by MaryChristmas reviews
complete I've changed the rating to PG-13. Holmes and Beth Lestrade must go undercover to uncover a black market scandal. Yes it's SH22, and yes it's a cartoon...but right now there's no section for it and it IS Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,344 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/9/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Emperor's Artwork by Mouse reviews
A short tale set during the rise of the Emperor. A woman's brief encounter with an enigmatic warlord ultimately destroys her.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12/2001 - Published: 1/19/2001
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Legacy reviews
After being brutally raped by Grand Admiral Thrawn, Cecia Norvar runs away from the Empire to join the New Republic. After she gives birth to her son from that disastrous union, she realizes that no place is safe...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 5/27/2005
Anakin the Homicidal Maniac reviews
A Star Wars parody of JTHM. Little Luke wakes up to find a coldblooded killer known as Anakin rummaging around in his house. Very AU folks with OOCness. You are warned.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
The Problem With Fangirls reviews
A small fanbase of fangirls are aboard the Chimaera, keeping their fanbase and interconnective identities secret. However, Grand Admiral Thrawn, the object of their adoration, stumbles upon their secret fanbase by accident...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Dark Heart reviews
After the loss of the Ring Sauron has been sent ahead of time to receive a second chance and gets hit by a car. Will he hold to his evil, or will he let down the stony guards of his heart to receive the good he once was? Revised version of Rebound.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Sauron
The Clone reviews
Kept secret from everyone, Thrawn had planted TWO clones in his fortress. The backup clone awakens six months after the original was destroyed, only to find something had gone horribly wrong with the cloning process and is a female Chiss
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 7/9/2005
Surreal Reality reviews
A poem I wrote to glorify God. Mostly describes Him flying over a moonless night...
Bible - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Precious One reviews
God saves a little girl from her mother's abuse.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/27/2006
Fangirls of Doom reviews
You've heard of the typical fangirl of Elves and hobbits falling into Middle-earth. But what about the OrcSauron fangirls? Enter Nora and Bethany. First chapter is just on Bethany and Nora and their bizarre fandom.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/19/2005 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Sauron
Praise of the Universe reviews
Something VERY short I wrote concerning God, creation, space, and praise.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 34 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/19/2005
Shadow of a Threat reviews
Grand Admiral Thrawn is earthbound. He has been ZAPPED into our galaxy. And Ariah Trin, the woman who found him smoldering on her porch, is growing more and more wary of the heartless villain...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/6/2005 - Published: 2/11/2005
A Tale of Insanity and Woe reviews
This fanfic is a SWLotR xover and VERY random and insane.If you don't like random or insane be warned. Anyway, the New Republic leaders find they aren't fighting Grand Admiral Thrawn-but Sauron from Arda! Also includes tiny xover with the Matrix.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/11/2005
A Bitter Soul reviews
Sauron's thoughts about Aulë right after he fell. One-shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Sauron - Complete
Melkor Help Us All reviews
Sauron has been translocated away from Mirkwood and finds himself on another jungle planet. Note: Contains a certain Star Wars villain from the EU.Written from Sauron's POV
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Sauron - Complete
The Talented One reviews
Gruma Va is a telepathic Kaminoan. She is married to a Quackian,Yolgun, who is being hunted down by Boba Fett. All characters are original except Boba Fett, Taun We, and Lama Su.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,484 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/27/2004
Reaching Out to Amy reviews
Amy Wimple was a great Christian. Until her thoughts began to wander from God and onto Man. AN: Summary isn't too great, but please read the story. Read and rate, por favor.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
Trust reviews
Trusting in the Lord no matter what happens (still praying it happens to me). Please R/R!
Bible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/25/2003