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Qui Laudavit by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
One side-effect of having a demon sealed in you is a taste for blood. Another is the ability to make humans and demons alike do your bidding. With a friend like Hinata, though, who needs servants? AU. Demon!Naruto, NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,794 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Married to My Boss: Revised by Usami-Sensei reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a twenty-one year old, single father. His son has been raised with the love, care and wealth of his family. Yet having an absent mother, his son has learned that wealth can not fill the void his mother left empty. Although, there is one person who easily fills that void, Uzumaki Naruto, his best friend. His Dobe might be the perfect mother. Yaoi. Psychological.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 139,635 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/15/2013 - Sasuke U., Naruto U., Itachi U.
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 230,081 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 3,916 - Follows: 4,170 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Licentiosus Veneris by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
No, one being able to see through walls and the other containing a demon isn't enough. They have to switch bodies, as well. Drabbles. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Immutare by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
We know that if Hinata goes back in time, her main goal is Naruto's happiness. Now how about a Naruto whose primary reason for being back in time is Hinata? One who doesn't really care to act like his usual dead-last self, and who certainly doesn't have qualms about using makeout sessions as positive reinforcement. NaruHina, time travel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,891 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
To Duel With Fate by Mihkail reviews
Sequel to An Unlikely Seduction. After months of avoidance, fate has thrown Itachi back in Sakura's face when a failed mission nearly claims his life. Her greatest challenges lie ahead, while trying to navigate a maelstrom of conflicting emotions & maintain the string of lies & secrets she's managed to tangle herself and those close to her in, particularly Sasuke. ItaSak, Nonmass.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 103,405 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U., Shisui U.
So an Uzumaki Delves Into a Scroll by Drindrak reviews
Why was Uchiha Madara not amused, Senju Hashirama happy, and Senju Tobirama confused? Because a 12 year old Naruto learned the Edo Tensei. Crack fic. Lots of OOC, but it has its serious moments.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 32,882 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,008 - Updated: 2/5 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
The Disconnect Between Life and Death by Hitoko-sama reviews
"There's something more to life than what you see everyday. Entropy may be a lasting fact but there's such inherent beauty in the fading of time and the lines that blur what our perception allow...The disconnect between life and death is subtle and misunderstood. We all know its the reason we keep holding on." SasuNaru YAOI Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,365 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/21/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] Itachi U., Madara U.
Looking Glass by Random Flyer reviews
AU. "The village is being attacked," Sarutobi said against his better judgment, he was taking too long as it was, too long away from the front lines. "You are one of the goals of this attack, Naruto, so I'm going to send you somewhere I believe you will be safe." Rating may change. Please R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 111,050 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Quietus by AngeLhearteD reviews
When first he laid eyes upon her, he thought her the very personification of spring. He watches, from the depths of shadow; waiting to steal her away from the land of the living. Waiting to make her Queen of the Dead. Hades/Persephone retold. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 568,649 - Reviews: 6644 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Friends with benefits by Pepsiboarn reviews
"I'm dumping you" .Naruto blinked once. Twice."But we're not even together"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,681 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Amor, According to Nara Shikamaru by Nakoujou reviews
Shikamaru WOULD kill the romance. A collection of stories on how Konoha's lazy genius/part-time hypocrite analyzes the several love cliches that have cursed his friends. Better yet, even Shikamaru himself falls victim to love. "Friends with benefits sounds excellent in theory, but terrible in execution. Like communism." M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,265 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Chance for a Prophecy by Dorcyy reviews
You can't stop the flow of time. Its wheel only whirls in one direction. It is impossible for a mere human to change that path. But sometimes the impossible must be done… Naruto time travel fanfiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 315,050 - Reviews: 3059 - Favs: 4,570 - Follows: 5,058 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/14/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
Naruto: Master of the In Between by wesst1 reviews
Along with Yin and Yang is Mu, Nothingness. Watch as Naruto gains the power to do anything with the power over nothing. NaruHina, IruAnko and other pairings. First fic, be gentle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,939 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,062 - Follows: 1,258 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Iruka U., Anko M.
A Different Perspective by Book of Changes by Kage Husha reviews
COMPLETE! Summary: AU Kakashi prepared himself for the worst when he was saddled with the Kyuubi-no-gaki, a.k.a. Naruto. He did not, however, expect this. Rated M for Language. Some Ghost In The Shell & Eyeshield 21
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,509 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? No slash, no overt romance. Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 1932 - Favs: 5,358 - Follows: 5,936 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Sleepless Nights by flowerslut reviews
Nightmares and pillow talk. This wasn't how they thought their relationship would start, but this wasn't something they could control. Rated T for language. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,457 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
What's the Worst That Can Happen? by mapplepie reviews
Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run it's course? Never! Kakashi-centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,096 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 1,503 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 8/21/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Minato N.
Keep the Fox in the Bag by phoenixyfriend reviews
They are an anomaly in this world, and they have no reason to help it. Nonetheless, they do... whether the world knows of their help or not. And the help can't afford to let the cat out of the bag, or as the case may be... the fox.
Crossover - Naruto & Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,499 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Konohamaru S., Naruto U., Mikasa A.
Come on Closer by xLoveless19 reviews
It's been a few months since Naruto became a genin and was assigned to Team 7. When they go on another C-ranked mission Naruto had expected it to be another boring escort. However, the mission took a turn for the worst and Naruto suddenly found himself in the past. kakanaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 100,624 - Reviews: 688 - Favs: 1,327 - Follows: 1,661 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 11/26/2011 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Minato N., Kushina U.
Nine Demons by phoenixyfriend reviews
Nine demon souls and ten human ones are sent ten years back by the order of the gods. Thus, the Bijuu, the Jinchuuriki, and one not-quite-dead priest will save the day, one ridiculously convoluted step at a time.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Addiction by Ash2Ash reviews
"I can stop anytime I want to." My intention was never to purposely write a fluffy story because neither Shikamaru nor Temari appear to be purposely fluffy people. It's more about depicting the type of relationship I could see them having and all the things that come with it. Watch them grapple with reality and either sink or swim. Popular or not, it's all mine. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 165,803 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Oranges and Lavender by Wandering Wonderer reviews
A series of oneshots for the NaruHina fan needing a fix of their favourite pairing. Whether Narutoverse or AU, there should be something for everyone. Updated sporadically when I finish a oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,721 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Minato's: The Art of Being Dead by PyrothTenka reviews
Trust the Yondaime to turn death into a minor inconvenience.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,886 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 2,315 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U.
The Other Realm by Daichi Grande reviews
While doing a jutsu to go to the past Naruto messes up and ends up in an Alternate Universe where his parents are still alive. Slight OCCness, StrongNaruto, NaruHina Later on. Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the cover picture.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,814 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 5/5/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Thicker Than Blood by EmptySurface reviews
"We're four." Sasuke eventually found the need to point out. Naruto grimaced. "I... noticed." And hadn't that been an unpleasant surprise? "Why? I thought we'd be at least ten." Sasuke frowned, making him look reminiscent of his future self. "Kura-chan said that we'd 'probably' end up at that age." He grimaced again. "I guess that it really wasn't as predictable as we had hoped."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,490 - Reviews: 1492 - Favs: 5,639 - Follows: 7,091 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
There's Love in My Future by Hitoko-sama reviews
Naruto is prophet for Danzo, an evil King. The rebel forces are trying to bring him down but it's increasingly complicated due to Naruto's power. So they decided to send Sasuke to capture or kill him. But will he be able to? Based on the Scorpion King. SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,749 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 7/21/2011 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Kyuubi/Kurama, Itachi U.] - Complete
That Poor Guy by kuristina reviews
Sequel to That Poor Sucker. Uchiha Sasuke had an image to keep up as a firm, feared, and respected man at his office, Uchiha Incorporated. But it's hard to maintain that reputation when he is at the mercy and service of his "wife", especially now that he has a blooming family on the way. Mpreg.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,773 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Tales of an Uzumaki-Namikaze Chibi by Transient Joy reviews
"Naru-chan, please let go of Hiashi-sama's hair," asked a suddenly nervous Hokage. The chibi blonde toddler pouted and tugged harder on the long dark locks he had seized in his sticky hands, unwilling to give up his new found toy. Chapter 6: Itachi makes a friend.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,445 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 12/1/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U., Hinata H.
Fox's Wedding by Avelona-and-Sally reviews
Naruto accidentally spirits away a young Hinata. AU, Naruhina.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,605 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Of Tea Parties and Trees by Transient Joy reviews
Inspired by episode 366/chapter 619. The Edo Tensei Hokage have a tea party...and discuss their deaths. Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Orochimaru, Hashirama S., Minato N., Tobirama S. - Complete
Of the Day's Annoyances by Lucillia reviews
Excerpts from the journal of a Hyuuga Hiashi who raises Naruto. October 12, Potty Training: How is this my responsibility?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 834 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Hiashi H., Naruto U., Neji H., Sasuke U.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
When the Days Are Gone by GoldKing reviews
Everything around her was uncertain and dark, but she had no doubt in her mind that she would protect her unborn child at all costs - even if it meant starting another war. Hinata-centric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,746 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H.
Blood Sings by Fireun Feather reviews
For Namikaze Minato, Yondaime Hokage, the day started out like any other. But then Jiraiya walked into his office with a teen that could have been Minato's clone and that bore the name of his vanished lover. His day just got very, very interesting. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 127,068 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,447 - Follows: 3,709 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
A Number of Complications by The Crafty Cracker reviews
AU. Konohagakure is a country that houses some of the most elite families in all of the world. If there is one school the children go to, that is Konoha Gakuen. Fame, power and money equals a simple life? No way. Eight sixteen-year-olds, seven prestigious families, one school, five rivalries, one love. Welcome to Konoha Gakuen. Welcome to hell. (Multiple pairings inside)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 320,822 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 10/18/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Changing Skies by flowerslut reviews
Sasuke was destined to be alone. To lead a life of solitude. Or at least that was what he'd always told himself; he would've never thought that he'd have to fight for a family he never knew he had. He may have chosen to lead a life of isolation, but in the end, it wasn't meant to be. Post-War. SasuSaku. Mild NaruHina. Rated T for violence and language. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,487 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Devil Children by Lucillia reviews
When the surviving members of the Konoha 12 plus Sai wake up to find themselves in the past, and that their future would be there waiting for them when they got home, they decide to have some fun. If Past Konoha gets trashed in the process, well...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Silence and Secrets by Not Your Cup of Tea reviews
No one ever suspected the quiet girl to be hiding such a major secret. Forced to remain silent to avoid revealing too much, Hinata tries to do her job while somehow maintaining a relatively normal life. However, when Naruto's life is on the line, he learns firsthand who Hinata really is. Post High School/College AU. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,827 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 6/4/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Accrochage by missmaryXDD reviews
What Sasuke Uchiha wanted, Sasuke Uchiha got it and this little bird would fall and fall hard.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Element of Time by rasEnshur1KEn reviews
After witnessing the death of the one he called his brother and losing everything to the Juubi, Naruto is given a chance to return to when it started. Will he and his new ally change things, or will some new enemies ruin what chance that he has? NaruHina, SasuSaku other pairings later. On hiatus for reasons that can be found on my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 107 - Words: 546,467 - Reviews: 2100 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Minato N., Kushina U.]
Rise of the Forgotten by Wacko12 reviews
For Dracohalo117's challenge. Ignored by his parents for his twin sister, along with everyone else except a few, Naruto decides to run away from Konoha and find a place where he can be loved. This sparks and events and remnants of the past that shakes the very foundation of the Shinobi World. You know the saying, "The past can come back to haunt you"? Well its true.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,598 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U.
Life Swap by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto's marriage with Sai is deteriorating and he doesn't know how to fix it, not to mention they're in some serious debt. However a new reality TV show is looking for couples that are willing to swap lives with another couple. Naruto decides to enter to try winning the prize and save his marriage. But he might get more than what the original prize has to offer. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,385 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 760 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Naruto Drabble Series by InTheMist032000 reviews
A drabble series of various ratings and characters. Mainly NaruHina and SasuSaku, Rating T-M. First drabble: Naruto loved learning more about Hinata. NaruHina, Rated M, Romance, Smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Hinata H., Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From Naruto to You by The Crafty Cracker reviews
What if the characters of Naruto suddenly found this website and read all of our stories? Of course they'll have something to say about it! Who wants to have themselves paired off with another guy or a snake transvestite? Sharpen your kunai and ready your shields, because the Narutoverse will be attacking soon! (A spin-off of Sariniste's Dear Bleach Fanfiction Authors.) Parody.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Naruto U.
degrees of freedom by windsilk reviews
My dreams run faster than your feet. —Hinata-centric, eventual Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,632 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
In Spite of a Nidaime by Hochmeister reviews
Little has changed in the world where Madara remained in Konoha and became Nidaime Hokage. Ironically, his reformation caused another to discover the Rikudō Sennin's power and walk the same dark path. Now the chunin exams are over, and Naruto and the new Godaime Hokage Jiraiya face a moon's eye plan backed by foes whose determination matches their own. No OC's, now in Shippuden!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,653 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
The Fourth's World by dripley11 reviews
ANBU report. Date: October 11. Casualties from Kyuubi assault: 67 Jounin, 89 Chuunin, 61 Genin, Civilian count unknown at this moment (Will be adjusted once count is finalized). Kyuubi assault has severely damaged Konoha's combat effectiveness. No greater loss than our previous Hokage Hiruzen Sarutobi. If there has been any good, it is that Yondaime-sama has survived.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,938 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Signs by d'ihshtri reviews
Who said that Shinigami takes your life for his services? No one. Yondaime learned it the hard way the day Kyuubi attacked. A different turn of events! What if Naruto was raised by Madara? Additional notes: slight AU; No Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 208,535 - Reviews: 834 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Minato N., Madara U.
NaruHina: Family Life by K. Star Fanatic reviews
Most people say 'Love, Marriage then Children'. Naruto says 'Love, Child to get Married, then more Children'. This story is a pure NaruHina family focus. Life as adults, raising a family. Some funny, cheesy and flirty moments. Minor pairings mentioned within. Very AU, only canon when mentioned. Rated for Adult themes. Little bit fluffy :)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,040 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Kurama's Last Stand by Lucillia reviews
When all hope seems lost, Kurama uses what he knows about Uzumaki females in a last ditch effort against Madara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 167 - Published: 1/15/2014 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Karin - Complete
Disgrace To Our Clan by NushiKasai reviews
In Konoha, it was once tradition for the highest ranking clans of nobility to have black hair. In spite of this, Sakura Haruno is married into the influential Uchiha clan. She finds herself having to survive with a politically corrupt- and entirely black-haired- husband and clan who certainly aren't overjoyed with her degrading pink hair. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,238 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 7/9/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
Fragments of Time by sasukes reviews
The person that you take a bullet for is behind the trigger. —SasuSaku. Gang!Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.]
three hundred by windsilk reviews
To be brave is to love unconditionally. —Sasuke/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,156 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Decennial by fayevalentines reviews
The ten years and ten separate times that Uchiha Sasuke catches himself staring at Haruno Sakura's back chronicled his descent into a maddening, consuming and achingly prosaic lunacy he fearfully acknowledges as love. [SasuSaku. Canon-verse and Postcanon-verse.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,999 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 11/12/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2614 - Favs: 5,018 - Follows: 3,893 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Kitsune by EmptySurface reviews
When finding himself stranded in the past, what is a man supposed to do? Surrounded by old friends who are younger than you remember, and without anyone to lean on, life becomes a challenge. Will he be able to forge new friendships and change the course of the future, to prevent the blood soaked world he came from? Failure equals death and mindless destruction. Time-travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,384 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 3,013 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Rain Date by minatochan2 reviews
A rainy day can steal your plans, but it can also give you something even more precious, ONE SHOT. Little-Naruto. Yondi-daddy. Fluff. No Pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
SWW4 by Demon's Requiem reviews
It is the year 2200, and virtual reality gaming is now, well, a reality! How will Naruto's life play out if Konoha isn't his home—but rather a virtual reality game? SasuNaru, scifi AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,645 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/15/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
My Best Friends' Wedding by JinnySkeans reviews
To love, honor, and cherish, in good times and bad, in sickness and in health, for as long as you both shall tolerate each other's company. A stubborn maid of honor, a stubborn best man, and the bride and groom who will stop at nothing to put them back together again. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,005 - Reviews: 721 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Lasting Last Words by minatochan2 reviews
Naruto is left near death in the wake of the Fourth Shinobi War. Can Minato share his feelings to his son, or will Naruto be lost to the Shinigami without his father's love? No yaoi or pairings just a lot of father-son fluff. Spoiler if you haven't read up to chapter 619 in the manga. Complete!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,516 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, Tsunade S., Minato N. - Complete
What Does the Fox Say? by phoenixyfriend reviews
Well, it certainly doesn't say anything nice.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 93 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Kill Your Ghosts by fayevalentines reviews
A retired avenger and tired medic find their way back to each other again. "He thanks Sakura because that is what Uchiha Sasuke does to Haruno Sakura, time and time again, arigato after arigato. Because she has always been there, chasing the cobwebs off his past, killing his ghosts in that annoyingly Sakura fashion." [SasuSaku. Oneshot. Post-war.]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
all my friends are insects by sasukes reviews
Birthdays are overrated, anyway. —Bro!Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kiba I., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Everto by Rayneken reviews
Hinata meets Naruto, falls in love, and then finds out he's a demon. Because just when you think everything is going perfectly is when it always manages to mess up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,801 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Shadow of Rain by Olivia11791 reviews
When Minato miraculously survived the sealing, he thought he was given the chance to raise his son in happiness. But a cruel twist of fate leaves both empty handed, as Naruto must either find a way back to the father he never knew, or suffer in desolation
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 75,162 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 429 - Updated: 8/14/2013 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
It's the Small Things by Makkoska reviews
The point has come in Hashirama's life when he has to choose between the good of the village and his personal feelings, but he'd rather not give up on either. Canonish AU, HashiMada - A "what if" fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,371 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 4/30/2013 - [Madara U., Hashirama S.] Tobirama S. - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 155 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
It's just a dream by Lord Farsight reviews
He just wanted to make a few pranks, he never realized it could go so out of hand. And the worst part is ... he actually liked it. NaruHina, Lemon, Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Ghost by cywscross reviews
The first time Naruto becomes aware of his mysterious guardian, he is twelve and has absolutely no idea just how big an impact their meeting will have on himself and the rest of the world. Time/Dimension Travel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 55,053 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 4,022 - Follows: 4,116 - Updated: 4/18/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Broken Swords by General RTS reviews
His entire life Naruto grew up neglected by his family for his vaunted sister who held the Kyuubi's Yang chakra. One fateful night however, he inherits the abilities and ideals of a crimson clad Counter Guardian. And now, he will forge his own path, a path he has no intentions on regretting to the bitter end.
Crossover - Naruto & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,799 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruto U., Kushina U.
The Understanding of Belonging by KitElizaKing reviews
After the Fourth Shinobi War Kakashi and Naruto have become lovers but have never truly made love. A promise made to Naruto to bring him home safely from a mission ends with that first time. Lightly comedic, a little drama, some basic plot, but a lot of loving between two men eager to be with each other. Kakashi x Naruto. KAKA/NARU Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Life by Demon's Requiem reviews
Death is not the end. Sasuke and Naruto are reborn over and over again, in search of that one happy ending. Reincarnation!fic, SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/24/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Adventures in the Shinigami's Stomach by Lucillia reviews
Follow the adventures of four Hokages, Kurama's Yin Chakra, and Orochimaru's arms in the Shinigami's stomach.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Hashirama S., Minato N.
The Greatest Enemy by Shaay reviews
Being the Fourth Hokage meant he had many enemies. So who did he consider his greatest enemy? SasuxNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,981 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 685 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Desirable by xLoveless19 reviews
After being forced into a spiritual séance, Naruto is hunted as prey by a demon that was accidentally summoned into his world. His bad luck, just got a lot worse. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,009 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Genetics by JinnySkeans reviews
Sasuke reflects on the ultimate Uchiha curse: that of being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. One man's journey to protect his children from their own physical attractiveness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,495 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Technically I Never Lied by BlackBee reviews
In a world where ukeriffic Naruto has the hottest piece of ass that every guy in Konoha that is his age and of some importance wants, can one Sasuke Uchiha claim the blond sex God as his own? HAHA! He can only try. Warning: yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,011 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Truth or Dare? by Vicious11 reviews
A simple innocent game they thought, what will be their outcomes at the end of the night? Multiple pairings, crack pairings. HET with slight yuri, slight yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why by BlackBee reviews
A six-year-old Naruto questions Kyuubi and as a result gains a new friend. Friendship fic! Threeshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Only Exception by the general girl reviews
When you are standing on the edge, at the end, I will still be here. — SasuSaku, drabble collection.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silver and the Sun by max.tmy reviews
The Yondaime was their leader. Their protector. Their god. He would live forever as a hero. But when his son is found nearly dead,the 3rd Hokage is forced to take crucial decisions,which includes making a peculiar request from the unusual Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,699 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Gentle Fist On Shafting Kunai! by max.tmy reviews
Neji, I don't know whether to laugh or cry at you. Konoha's renowned genius is having trouble decoding a bit of porn? This is too hilarious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Neji H., Team Seven - Complete
Brotherhood Contract by xLoveless19 reviews
Naruto is looking for a sensei to teach him the way of the samurai. He encounters Kakashi who's well known for his formidable swordsmanship. Naruto begs Kakashi to take him as his apprentice and he accepts, but only if Naruto agrees to a contract...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,182 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/27/2011 - [Kakashi H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Perfection Is Meant For Dolls by Hitoko-sama reviews
Dolls are the only thing Sai knows. And Perfection is key, that's why he only uses perfect parts...Now all he needs is the perfect partner. How will one day at the Fair change his life? SasuNaru Non-consensual SaiNaru...Gore and other bad things!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,455 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/4/2010 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Sai - Complete
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2064 - Favs: 2,923 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
Around the Middle by Emmy Kay reviews
A view of midlife Kakashi/Iruka. Hints of Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Born of Fire: The Dance by Emmy Kay reviews
As children, Hinata Hyuuga meets Naruto Uzumaki at a dance. AU. Prequel to "Born of Fire."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Affirmation by Spoiled Sweet reviews
A lesson on cuddling leads to admissions leads to affirmations. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 982 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Never Not Broken by Emmy Kay reviews
She had been broken her whole life. She also had the misfortune to belong to a clan that could see the full extent of it. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Tsutsudori by Emmy Kay reviews
A dream of a bird and a snake leads to a journey that uncovers great secrets of the powerful Hyuuga clan. AU Feudal-era Japan. Inspired by 6th closing of Shippuden. Naruto/Hinata. Sasuke, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,949 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Waves by Emmy Kay reviews
There is always give and take in a new relationship. Naruto/Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Twice Shy :: Story Two by J R LeDoux reviews
Sequel to "Two Halves" by DameWren: Naruto and Hinata return to Konoha, wiser, older and stronger. But as they look to find the life they left behind, they discover that the more things change, the more they stay the same. What adventures await them?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 77,028 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,012 - Follows: 1,080 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4625 - Favs: 4,541 - Follows: 3,396 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Lobster King by Rayneken reviews
Naruto still believes he is not to blame, Sasuke believes that Naruto is insane, and Sakura thinks they're both idiots. But, really, it's all the Lobster King's fault.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Domestication by darkalbino reviews
Naruto was everything frowned upon in a pet, and that was the only reason Sasuke even bothered. SasuNaruSasu. Oneshot. Kitsune!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,960 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Laughter in the Rain by Silentz reviews
It's the little things that become important, the things that used to seem insignificant: The blue that will only ever belong to his eyes. The gentle thrill of getting caught in the rain. NaruGaa. Yaoi. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,056 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Born of Fire by Emmy Kay reviews
As a firefighter, Naruto knows how to keep cool in any situation. So how’s the cute new cook making him hot under the collar? Heavy innuendo and double-entendre. AU wackiness. Submitted to Perpetual159's Dattebayo challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,637 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Being Dead by Nilladriel reviews
AU Sasuke said, "You... you're dead." // "Ah. Well. Yeah." Naruto grinned, like it was something to be embarrassed about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Falling in love by max.tmy reviews
"I'm going to make that teme fall in love with me," Naruto declared. And that was how it all began.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like the Back of My Hand by Juupitrie reviews
Hinata knows Naruto like the back of her hand, so she's surprised and secretly smug when he challenges her to a game of 'who knows who best'. NarutoXHinata one-shot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,930 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Guess Who by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi and Naruto are together and very happy. But life always throws a few curve balls in the way. Even Sasuke and Hinata get caught in the crossfire. And everyone goes along for the ride. Sequel to The Get Itachi Laid Challenge. AU, ItaNaru and other.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,882 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Party Favors by Emmy Kay reviews
It’s Shino’s engagement party. With Naruto invited, what could go wrong? NaruHina. Mildly fluffy. Frothy gooniness. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,395 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
A Delicate Condition by Shawny Wong reviews
A mistake at the hospital’s pharmacy causes trouble for many kunoichi in Konoha – and Hinata finds herself in a delicate condition. Written for Thirty Kisses community on Live Journal. NaruHina. Minor pairings: SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Coming of Age by Emmy Kay reviews
What sort of troublesome mission is this? Is it a job Naruto will take? NaruHina. First bit-funny. Second bit-fluffy. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,148 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Cops and Curators by Wandering Wonderer reviews
Hinata's late for work and the world seems to be conspiring against her, until she's knocked to the ground. It should be illegal for a man to look that good in a police uniform. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,173 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 59 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Lady Usagi by Emmy Kay reviews
A quiet girl working at an inn meets a noisy young lord, but all is not what it seems. NaruHina. Some fluff. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,201 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
A Prior Engagement by Emmy Kay reviews
Hinata's on a blind date - and guess who crashes? NaruHina. A little fluffy, a lot goony. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Get Itachi Laid Challenge by Twisted Vixen reviews
Itachi Uchiha shot down every attempt at a date, male or female. All of his friends and family gave up hope except his brother. Sasuke made it his personal mission to make sure Itachi got laid and he knew just how to do it. Enter Naruto Uzumaki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 64,743 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
For Every Season by Shawny Wong reviews
It started in the spring with laughter. It grew in the summer under her touch. By the time it was winter, Naruto finally figured it out. NaruHina. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Hot In Here by darkalbino reviews
One thing hotter than a man in uniform? Well hell, I think TWO men WITHOUT uniform kinda takes the cake. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chaos Magic by Ladelle reviews
In a battle that he can't win alone, Sasuke summons a powerful demon that he may not be able to resist...in more ways than one. NaruSasu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,643 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Push in the Right Direction by Shawny Wong reviews
Kiba and Shino are ticked off. Hinata’s many suitors have become a real nuisance. No matter how often she turns them down, they keep coming back! If only she had a steady boyfriend… NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Smoke and Sweat by darkalbino reviews
Smoke, sweat, and beer; Sasuke hates each one, and here this damn blond comes smelling like all three. SasuNaruSasu, GRAPHIC lemon- so be warned, oneshot, PWP. And it's very, very long. Hope you enjoy! X3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,250 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
got a boy in the war by Lisse reviews
Naruto's parents don't so much fall in love as accidentally trip over it. Manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,433 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 846 - Follows: 67 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Two Halves :: Story One by J R LeDoux reviews
Repost By DameWren : What would it be like if, instead of Jiraiya, Naruto went on a training trip with some one else? What if Hinata went with him? What would happen? The answer: life. See Preface for more info; Reposted in preperation for sequel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 170,237 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Empty Room by Lady Mirror reviews
There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Pure Genius by NessieGG reviews
[NaruHina AU, Story 4 of the New York Society series] A daily subway ride becomes the highlight of the day for Hinata Hyuuga, interior designer, when she meets an ambitious chef, Naruto Uzumaki. He is everything she's not, and she is everything he wants.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,370 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
From Those Things We Call Hearts by ohwhatsherface reviews
Team7. Porn therapy, apparently was supposed to help their sensei feel better, but when Sasuke burns what materials they've got, its up to Team Seven to use their imaginations... Pray for them.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Full Moons and Diplomats by Kyoui-chan reviews
Diplomatic relations may be hard to maintain when one is in heat. Gaara's visit to Konoha has the worst timing possible. Or the best. [NaruGaa. Twoshot.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,959 - Follows: 313 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Uchiha 1002 by angel puppeteer reviews
He said it once. She heard it one thousand and two times.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,263 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,180 - Follows: 120 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Barfly by Letta reviews
Things go downhill quick after Naruto meets Itachi in a bar. Drinking, sex, and a fair amount of stupidity. NaruIta yaoi. That's right, NaruIta. You're only going to read this because you're curious. Now with more stupidity! ItaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,057 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Scribbles by white epitome reviews
Sakura accidentally throws a crumpled sheet of paper at Sasuke's direction and all her hidden desires... er, deep feelings are exposed. Erasers, anyone? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/27/2006 - [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete