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Author has written 12 stories for Maximum Ride, Austin & Ally, and Kickin' It.

Heyo! My name's Brianna. I live in Vermont and I do track and run cross country. I love reading and writing. I have hair like Maximum Rides, blondish brown. My eyes are blue but they change colors. They can be a dark sapphire blue or a light blueish gray of green even with flecks of silver sometimes. I absolutely love my eyes and I think they're my best feature.

I'm a freshman in high school! I love animals and science, but my main goal is to be a model! Marine biology is a backup plan for me!

Clothes. The word makes me sigh because I'm a total fashionista. I love fashion and hate looking bad. Oh, I love talking to my readers to so PM me!

I hate sexism. Girls can do anything boys can. Hell! We can do it in heels. I played hockey. I used to wrestle and win all the time. Girls if you want to do something go and do it.

You have a short temper.
You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
You are very competitive.
You like to play with fire.
You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
You often lose control over yourself.
You can be quite reckless.
You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
People have often called you insane.

Total: 9


You have a calm, laid-back personality.
You like to go to the beach.
You rarely get angry.
When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
You think before you act
You are good at breaking up fights.
You are a good swimmer.
You like the rain.

You can stay calm in stressful situations.
You are very generous.

Total: 7

You are physically strong.

You have a close connection with nature.
You don't mind getting dirty.
You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
You could easily survive in the wild.
You care about the environment.
You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
You rarely get depressed.
You aren't afraid of anything.
You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

Total: 6

You have a free spirit.
You hate rules.
You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
You hate to be restrained.
You are very independent and outgoing.
You are quite intelligent.
You tend to be impatient.
You are easily distracted.
You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
You wish you could fly.

Total: 10

You spend most of your time alone
You prefer nighttime over daytime.
You like creepy things.
You like to play tricks on people.
Black is your favorite color.

You prefer the villains over the heroes in movies, TV shows, video games, etc.
You don't talk much
You are atheist.
You don't mind watching scary movies.
You love to break the rules.

Total: 2

You are very polite. (Depends on who I am talking to...)
You are spiritual.
When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.

You believe everything you see or hear.
You are afraid of the dark.

You hate violence.
You hope for world peace.
You are generally a happy person.
Everyone loves to be around you.
You always follow the rules.

Total: 7

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17.Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (I do it purposely with peas, it's hard but we did it)

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door (well not run persay)

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (it wasn't by accident)

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (i just cant remember them all, too many)

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cat...Bird...)

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before (i used to spell it sqm, when i was 5)

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

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She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make


Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. God said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen Sir... when i was born i was black, when i grew up i was black, when i'm sick i'm black, when i go out in the sun i'm black, when i'm cold i'll be black, and when i die i'll be black. But you sir, when you where born you where pink, when you grew up you where white, when you're sick you're green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you're cold you turn blue, and when you die you'll turn purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man sat back down and the white one walked away. If you hate racism post this on your profile.


You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movies Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile (I'm not against abortion, hell I'll even support your decision to get one, but I could never get one. That's why this is in my profile.)

If you said I am Nobody and Nobody is perfect than I am perfect. Thank you so much!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you're absolutely, uncontrollably in love with Fang, copy this into your profile

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them. Do it... DO IT!

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff


FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

50 ways to annoy your parents!

1. Follow them around the house..everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Give yourself a swirly.
6. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling "The sun! It's dying!!"
7. Run into walls.
8. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house in your underwear.
9. Have nervous spasms at random times.
10. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
11. Pretend to worship the Devil.
12. Stand over them at 4 in the morning with a HUGE grin on your face and say "Good morning sunshine!"
13. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
14. Run in circles.
15. Recite a whole movie 3 times.
16. Pretend to beat yourself up.
17. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
18. Slither everywhere.
19. Put Peeps in the microwave and watch them blow up. If you put the whole container in make sure that you remove the plastic first.
20. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist. tell them you're making a fashion statement.
21. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way.
22. Super glue your finger up your nose.(my favorite)
23. Talk to a pen.
24. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
25. Tell your younger sibling that he/she was born at the zoo in the monkey cage and that the reason that he/she was red in his/her baby picture is because he/she had an allergic reaction to the shaving cream the doctors used to shave all the monkey fur off of him/her.(that's what I did to my little sister and she totally beliebed me!)

26. Try and climb the wall.(another one of my favorites)
27. Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly.
28. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead. Say your a lovely unicorn.
29. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU!!!"
30. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
31. Do what they actually tell you.
32. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "oh...I get it!"(love tis one!)
33. Eat your hair.
34. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal.
35. Eat anything obviously not edible.
36. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.(attempt at own risk)
37. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house.(I've actually done that before!)
38. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
39. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
40. Try and snorkle in your fish tank.
41. Ask them quietly "Pardon me but do you have any.." then yell "SHOELACES!!!!!!"
42. Chase an imaginary tail.(totally fun!)
43. Demand that you want your own area code.
44. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
45. Pretend to be 346 years old.
46. Hang upside down in your closet.
47. Pretend to be a phone.
48. Try to swim in the floor.
49. Tap on their door all night.
50. When ever they ask you a Question ask them why?!
Have fun and keep annoying your parents

Ways to Annoy People in General:

Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

Pay for your dinner with pennies.

Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.

Name your dog "Dog".

Mow your lawn with scissors.

Ask people what gender they are.

Reply to everything someone says with, "That's what you think."

Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.

When asked to do things, repeat the instructions to the body parts involved. (ie. "Hand, will you please open the door.")

Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”

Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!"

)Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

If you see kids building a sand castle at the beach, say, "That's not a real castle!"

Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.

Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer." When you really have no idea what they did at all.

Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to you, hold your hand up to prevent them from saying anything and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me... For the last time, no, I will NOT go out with you."

As people talk, smell their shoulders.

Ask the waitress at a restaurant for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."

Bring a portable CD player to a concert and listen the CD because you insist that it is "Just better quality."

Call into school and tell them you have something better to do today, so you won't be attending.

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone tries to talk to you.

When someone asks you for the time, check your wrist even if you don't have a watch and shout "Plundering Pickles!!! I am late for my meeting with my goldfish!!! I promised Mr. Macarobi that I wouldn't be late again!!!"

Continuously open your briefcase or bag and say into it, "Have you got enough air in there?"

If you have one, declare your apartment an independent nation, and threaten to sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace."

Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

Every time you see a particular person, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.

Draw whiskers on yourself and crawl around, lick yourself, and meow pretending to be a cat.

Walk up and down the streets, grinning like an idiot at no one in particular.

Print as many copies as possible of anything you print.

Draw faces on your hand, naming it Miss Penelope, and talk to it.

Pretend you have gone completely deaf. (my sister did this to me once, only I fell for it and began to hyperventilate.)

Run through the halls of your office building or school with your arms outstretched, making airplane noises. Periodically crash into pedestrians and lose a wing. Spiral to a crash and repeat.

Say to people, "Did you wear deodorant today?"

Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.

Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching you eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're eating weird!" Leave the restaurant.

When at dinner at a fancy restaurant, keep blowing out the candle in the middle of the table, and blame it on your date.

When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!"

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "NO NOT THE FLUFFY ONES!!!"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

If you’re against stereotypes, copy and paste this onto your profile and bold the ones that you identify with.


I’m SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I’m EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I’m a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I’m BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I’m JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I’m HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I’m JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I’m a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I’m ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch
I’m a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I’m a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I’m RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I’m ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don’t have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I’m REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I’m DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I’m SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I’m IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I’m INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I’m NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.(My step dad is so technically I am, according to tribe rules)

I’m a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. (I used to be)
I’m a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I’m a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I’m RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I’m a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I’m CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I’m NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I’m a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I’m ITALIAN, so I MUST have a “big one”.
I’m PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I’m INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I’m COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I’m RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I’m GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I’m PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I’m SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I’m POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I’m HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I’m PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I MUST be violent.
I’m a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I’m a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I’m SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I’m a SKATER so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I’m a PUNK so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I’m ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I’m CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I’m MIXED so I MUST be screwed up.
I’m MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I’m in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I’m MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I’m WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I’m black.
I’m GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I’m HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I’m OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I’m PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don’t wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I’m on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I’m YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I’m MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I’m BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I’m BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I’m an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I’m a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I’m a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don’t like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I’m a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn’t hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don’t.
I don’t like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I’m DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I’m a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I’m TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I’m an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I’m INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST have no social life.
I’m SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I’m a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I’m DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I’m a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I’m ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, or future.
I don’t like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I’m PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I’m CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I’m SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I’m a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON’T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME, and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I’m SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I’m Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I’m NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can’t help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I’m a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.
I’m a CUTTER so I MUST want to commit SUICIDE.
I have been to THERAPY so I MUST be crazy.
I have been ABUSED, so I MUST be an abuser.

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.
Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell. Or. No but it hurt like a bitch to crawl out of Hell.

Man: What are you doing Friday night? Woman: Not you.

Guy: I would die for you.
Girl: Prove it!

Guy: I think you're the best looking girl here.
Girl: Well, I better go find the best looking guy then, shouldn't I?

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?
Girl: Yeah, but this time, don't stop.

(For any Pickup Line)
Girl: I like your approach, now let's see your departure.

He says: Can I buy you a drink?
You say: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

He says: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
You say: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

He says: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
You say: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

He says: How did you get to be so beautiful?
You say: I must've been given your share.

He says: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
You say: Sorry, I'm having a headache this weekend.

He says: Your face must turn a few heads.
You say: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

He says: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
You say: Okay, get out!

He says: I think I could make you very happy.
You say: Why? Are you leaving?

He says: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
You say: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

He says: Can I have your name?
You say: Why? Don't you have one already?

He says: Shall we go see a movie?
You say: I've already seen it.

Him: Your legs must be tired cause you've been running through my mind all day.
You: Yeah I was trying to get out.

Him: Hey there, I'm related to a horse *winks*

You: So you're an ass?

GUY I want to give myself to you.
GIRL Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts

GUY I'd go through anything for you.
GIRL Let's start with your bank account.

Guy I know how to please a woman.
Girl Then please leave me alone.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. This is From Fang's Blog.

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Win a Date with Bellamy Blake by BittyAB18 reviews
Clarke Griffin's best friend enters her in a contest to win a date with Bellamy Blake, famous actor/Hollywood heartthrob/bad boy. Except, Clarke already knows Bellamy, and she's not a fan of him or his movies. Because her life sucks, she wins, and now she's reintroduced to the guy she loved to hate in high school. Bellarke. Linctavia. Wells/OC. Rated M for adult content.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 126,853 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 5/15 - Published: 1/14/2015 - [Clarke G., Bellamy B.] OC, Octavia B.
Tales of Mirkwood: Legolas and Tauriel by e1nav57 reviews
She spoke, before he had a chance to. "I am familiar with the Prince of Mirkwood," Tauriel said, her back still to him. "We have met years ago, at a gathering here on this very same day." (Final chapter, uploaded.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 112,796 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 11/11/2013 - [Legolas, Tauriel] Elvenking Thranduil
Fire and Gold by SereneCalamity reviews
They weren't looking for any further entanglements. But they just kept on bumping into each other. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 70,775 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
True Confessions of Star Crossed Lovers by Bandgeekclarinet14 reviews
Max went to an all girl school until some idiots blew it w she attends an all boys' school & starts falling for the guy she never thought she would. Only one problem,her over protective brother,how will this story end for these star-crossed lovers?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 126,544 - Reviews: 1447 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Max, Fang
Hearts Gone Wrong by SereneCalamity reviews
They were both raised in the biker lifestyle but they were on opposing sides. They had walked away from each other before, but it wasn't going to be so easy a second time. Biker AU. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Jealousy by kella love reviews
Jack and Kim are friends with benefit but Jack wants to be more than friends. When Kim's cousin comes to town how does Jack react. Rated T for language. Please read and review
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/4/2016 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
His Little Red by SereneCalamity reviews
Most of the time Clary was good. But there was something about the golden eyed boy that made her want to break the rules. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,619 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 5/12/2016 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Equals by sleepless86 reviews
Clarke is living a relatively normal life as a twenty-something grad student. But when her mother, Senator Griffin, is targeted by a domestic terror group, Clarke's life is upended. Enter Bellamy Blake, bodyguard. Rated M because there will absolutely be some adult sexy-times.
100 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,883 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Clarke G., Bellamy B.
Always by K.T Skye reviews
Logan Watson and Jasmine Kang have been good friends forever due to their parent's work relationship. But after an innocent kiss, will their relationship remain friendly? And what happens when their past catches up to them? JOGAN A/U OOC O.C R&R!
I Didn't Do It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,261 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 6/11/2014 - [Logan Watson, Jasmine] OC
Dominance by AshtheBlueEyedPoet reviews
She's an Alpha with no pack, hunting down the pack who killed her family. So when Lyra Peterson arrives to Beacon Hills, stumbling across yet another Alpha is the last thing on her mind. What will happen when the Alphas face off? Derek & O/C
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 152,890 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 10/18/2015 - Published: 6/6/2013 - [Derek H., OC] - Complete
Nothing Like My Novels by tracylay reviews
Sindy Stilinski enjoys reading fantasy novels, intrigued by an unknown supernatural world that the human mind makes up. The night following a search for a dead body, she runs into Derek Hale. She discovers a world that what she once thought didn't exist to be very real, and very different than what she's read. Derek Hale x Sindy Stilinski (OC)
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 70 - Words: 414,976 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 7/1/2015 - Published: 3/1/2014 - [Derek H., OC]
A Grease Monkey's Tale by wanderingwanderlustwriter reviews
Rewritten: Monkey Meets Wolf / Please do not read and expect anything more of this story
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,611 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 8/9/2012 - [Derek H., OC] - Complete
When we first met by Britishgirl99 reviews
'She didn't want to be Tauriel because all Tauriel felt was pain, she had just lost the two most important people to her in the world; she didn't want to be her.' The story of Tauriel and Legolas' first meeting, her parent's deaths and how she was trained to be a member of the guard. Bad summary, hopefully the story is better.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,890 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Tauriel
Parenting A Fake Baby 101 by monochromemermaid reviews
Jack and Kim are assigned a project where they are "married" and have a fake baby to take care of for a whole month. Will it tear them apart, or bring them closer? How will they do as parents? As husband and wife? All of this AND a big tournament on the verge? How will these two Wasabi Warriors handle? Guess you'll have to read to find out: Rated for language
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 68,261 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Phase by Sage Londyn reviews
Dead; that was the word Samantha would use to describe herself. She felt dead on the inside, when she's offered the chance to become a werewolf, she doesn't care if it turns or kills her. Luckily, she turns into Derek's first successful beta. But is the bite really a gift like he'd promised? What happens when she starts to fall for her alpha? •Season 2•
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,533 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 10/8/2013 - [Derek H., OC] - Complete
Only One Choice Was Different by 13darkstar reviews
What if Gale had been Reaped instead of Peeta? The whole story would be different. Same arena, same tributes, same tyrannical president. The only difference is that the Girl on Fire's partner isn't the Boy with the Bread.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,886 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Katniss E., Gale H.
Growing Up by FlowerChild22 reviews
An all human fanfic. About going into the first year of high school. Fax will slowly be added throughout the story. Fang and Max are close friends since birth and after a long summer, finally are able to see each other but things have changed. Cliche. HIATUS.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 99,229 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 9/27/2014 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Max, Fang
The Scar That Heals a Broken Heart by BabyB.Believe reviews
"The scar that healed a broken heart is the most painful one" A story set right after 4x08 focused on Derek and Braeden and where they are going next. Was it just a one-time thing? Was it more? What are they going to do? Includes pack dynamic, Scott/Kira and Stiles/Malia.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,013 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Derek H., Braeden
Flat Out Falling by HeyItsHannah19 reviews
'The ecstatic screams grew louder and louder and I could hear the girls screaming something that sounded like. "NICK WE LOVE YOU!" I gasped again. I couldn't be… No. There was no way it was him...' Max is in NYC living out her dream. Fang is in a wildly popular band. When their worlds collide, they'll be in for quite the ride. FAX! No Wings! Please read! Story better than summary!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,835 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Weaknesses by christeenahh reviews
Having to leave LA to move to boring old Beacon Hills was the worst thing possible for the young elf, Aspen. Yet, as each day goes by, she finds out just how unique the little town is. Will forbidden love be her downfall?
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,250 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Aiden, Lydia M., Isaac L., Stiles S.
Words Define Us by im a wreak and i know it reviews
After an accident, Kim is forced to become the assistant of famous international model, Jack Brewer. He's the rich handsome and she's the smart middle class girl next door. He makes fun of her and she insults his ego. Looks like they found their match!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,543 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Jack B., Kim C., Jerry M., Grace - Complete
Liminal Vixen by Evarisa Noble reviews
Another Alpha in Beacon Hills. How will our sour wolf handle the sassy London girl that is constantly thrown into his alpha pack troubles? She's infuriating and annoying but she always manages to stay on his mind, she's changing him without even trying. Can the two alphas survive each other? Destiny has a dry sense of humour, paring them as mates. Rateing: MA. DEREKxOC
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,264 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 7/26/2013 - [Derek H., OC] [Scott M., Allison A.]
Four & Six Six & Four by jeanybird reviews
Tris and Four are extremely in love. Will and Christina are extremely preganant. Uriah and Zach are just done with couples in general, and the initiates are all little twats. No war-fic! yes I know its been overdone, but give it a try maybe? Some swearing and semi graphic situations. Rating may change.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Bitter Sweet by VintageLove69 reviews
Jess Colten is a professional dancer who fell in love with Derek Hale when she was 15. Derek left Beacon Hills after his family's home caught fire, leaving Jess heartbroken. Jess returns to Beacon Hills to see her family but gets more than she bargained for when Derek shows up. Can their love rekindle? Will she trust him again? Will they run into a road bump? Find out. AU
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,832 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/27/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Derek H., OC
Wishing by BlackSkinnyJeans101 reviews
Max was kicked out of the flock when she was wrongly accused of helping out the School. Now Max lives with her young daughter that wants to meet her family, but mostly her daddy. She becomes painfully sick and her dad is the only one that can help her. Now the flock is living with Max and they are known as heroes world wide, can they all find love? FAX, NIGGY, others
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,506 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Max, Fang
I remember you by osxclara reviews
Max and Fang knew each other since kindergarten. She moves to California. He moves there 12 years later. They meet up again at school and she's famous? Does she still remember him? Will he ever have a chance with the girl he always loved? Will someone's jealousy get the best of them and ruin everything?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,879 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Max, Fang
Hawk Modeling Agency by Dr Who Fax reviews
Maximum Ride is a reporter for The Birdseye View, a local newspaper. She has to do a story on some models. She ends up getting sucked into their lives, joining the agency and meeting dark Fang, arrogant Dylan, and others. AU, slightly OOC, Fax and very slight Eggy.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,149 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Never In Our Favor by shedoesntbelieveinlove reviews
Book One of the Hunger Games AU, told in Gale's POV. Gale enters the 74th Games with Katniss. His name was in 42 times that day; the odds weren't in his favor. Her voice called out to volunteer that day; the odds weren't in her favor. They had to go into the arena together; the two who moved as one, knowing only one could come out. The odds are never in their favor.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,239 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 11/25/2013 - Katniss E., Gale H.
When You Love Something by StayWeird reviews
"Why'd you just take off your shirt Kim?" "Are you going to rape me?" "Uh, wasn't planning on it." "Then we don't have an issue."- Best friends, Kim and Jack find themselves alone at Jack's house the day after Donna's wild party. Kim has no memory of the previous night, so Jack must explain it to her. What will happen? More importantly, what did they do?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,741 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Tricks of the Trade by mayamayhem16 reviews
New girl Blair Whitlock is a complete enigma to the students of Beacon Hills High, especially Scott and Derek's pack. She's a menacing tornado running through their lives, and they are completely unprepared for her. The only questions they should be asking themselves are: Why is she here and what will happen before it's all over?
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,271 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 7/25/2013 - Aiden, Isaac L., Scott M., Deucalion - Complete
Finding True Love by Fangrules reviews
Love is nothing but a myth. But that won't stop them from being together. A month ago i would have been happy with the man waiting for me at the altar - but not now. Not after falling in love with a street boy with onyx eyes and a golden heart. There's nothing i can do to stop it - but i will not lose him, no matter what. We will fight for our love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,998 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Max, Fang
Forgive and Forget by VioletNatured reviews
"Forgive if you have to, but don't you dare ever forget." A story where bonds are put to the test, and loyalties are proven to easily shift. Love is a pretty dangerous aspect in life, and being a werewolf doesn't help any as it is. What's a supernatural anomaly to do in the small town of Beacon Hills anyways, if not to get in and out of trouble? Live.Love.Werewolf 3
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,854 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Derek H.
Favours by lucyhadley reviews
Clary took a deep breath and sat on the edge of his bed, as far away from him as possible. Jace raised an eyebrow, perplexed. "I have, um, a favour to ask. I-I need some help with something. Something very, very embarrassing, and you're the only person I can trust to help me with it." Slightly AU.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 84 - Published: 7/21/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] - Complete
Dangerous To Love by diamondgirl786 reviews
This is a Derek and Erica based fanfic because I felt like the show needed to put a little more romance between the two
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/18/2013 - [Derek H., Erica R.]
Why You Want Their Family by im a wreak and i know it reviews
An day in a life of a Crawford and a Brewer with their family on a Friday. Will everything go causally or will a twist of fate come and change this boring Friday to an interesting one? Will there be a lot of sexually tension? Hell Yes. In the end will you want their family? Uh, YES! Will Kim and Jack get together? Maybe.. ;) Will you read it? I'M DEMANDING YOU TO *WARNING:CURSING*
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,613 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Fighting For a Place in This World by NightWrighter511 reviews
Maximum Batchelder has spent the last five years keeping herself and her friend alive on the streets of New York City. The world is cruel, especially to a couple of street kids, but Max has found a place she fits in: street fighting. Of course, it only takes one night to change everything. Now Max must reinvent herself. What else is expected from someone in Witness Protection? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 119,033 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/23/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Mine by psychncislover reviews
Kick! What else is there to write? A Kick version of Kickin' It In China and what happens when they get home. More details inside... xoxo **Discontinued**
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,170 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Jack B., Kim C.] - Complete
Show some respect by Soccergal123 reviews
Max is the new girl with the tough life. She wants to try out for the football team but Fang ( the quarterback) has other plans and won't let it happen. Can she win him over in more than one way? Or will she be shot down?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,945 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Fang, Max
The revengeful transformation by Iggys-pyro-tribute-in-the-dark reviews
Max was ugly she was fat she was what every girl never wanted to be and every guy never wanted. She was teased and can't take it and goes to live with an aunt for a year and when she returns beautiful as ever she does all she can to get back at everyone
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Max, Fang
Umm ? by cutiexD reviews
Just a little one-shot I thought of. Jack asks Kim to meet him in the dojo one day after school. What will happen? KICK! Criticism accepted :)
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Nights by firstdragonrider reviews
Sally was scared of sleeping. It was so similar to being dead, or worse; in limbo. The concept of closing her eyes and not opening them for an extended period of time did not strike a good bell in her mind. So she didn't sleep. Sally/Aidan Fluff.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Sally M., Aidan - Complete
Disordered Love by beautifulrelationships reviews
This story is centered around the relationship and growth of Derek and Erica together. I went along the episodes of Season 2, starting from Erica's first appearance. Give it a chance. I do not own Teen Wolf, or any characters. Rated M for language and sexual chapters to come. Give it a geez.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,721 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Erica R., Derek H.
Red by Long May She Reign reviews
Series of Steamy one-shots between Jack and Kim. there is something to be said for being young and needing someone so badly, you jump in head first without looking. And there's something to be proud of about moving on and realizing that real love shines golden like starlight, and doesn't fade or spontaneously combust.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,722 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Jack B., Kim C.
Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Secrets and Sacrifices by GoneForever2017 reviews
Max lives a secret double life, unbeknown to her long time friends at school. When Nick begins attending the same school as her, their lives begin to entwine closely...full summary inside. AU. No Wings. Fax fluff. Violence, language, maybe other Ms later.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 156,337 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 5009 - Favs: 1,193 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
The Gifted Princess & her FairyTale of Deception by ForeverRayne reviews
Max is the princess of Bacheloria, betrothed to none other than Prince Nicholas, who likes to be called Fang, and is the snarky, arrogant, cocky bane of her existance...until one day he becomes the reason for it.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,820 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Max, Fang
All About Us by monochromemermaid reviews
A songfic to All About Us by He Is We. Jack/Kim. I suck at summaries. First Kickin It FF
Kickin' It - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
If You Were There by cinderstellabella reviews
Collaboration between Kate-Emma & cinderstellabella! What if Moose really did show up the night of the Halloween dance? Moosille with a hint of Luke/Natalie
Step Up - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,972 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 8/30/2010
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Lessons reviews
Max is an inexperienced virgin and comes to a much more experienced Fang for help. No wings, all human, rated M for lemons. Probably a one shot unless people ask for a second chapter.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Max, Fang - Complete
Fax One or Two Shots reviews
Hey guys and gals! These are totally random one and two shots that come to me. This will be updated whenever I feel like it so Enjoy what's here. :) I take requests but no promises!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/2/2015 - Published: 2/1/2014 - Max, Fang
12 Days of Kickmas reviews
Hey dahlings! This is a series of 12 one shots for the 12 days of Christmas! I hope ya'll enjoy and I'll try to post one a day. Suggest ideas in the reviews please :) (Previously 25 days of Kick. I can't do that many. SO sorry) On hold till next year babes!
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,033 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Jack B., Kim C.
New Jack City: My Version reviews
New Jack City: My Version is my take on the episode! I loved it by the way :) I'm so sorry it's short but you should still read it!
Kickin' It - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Treehouse reviews
Jack and Kim kissing in a treehouse. What happens? Look up the Toyota treehouse commercial on YouTube to see the treehouse.
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Jack B., Kim C. - Complete
Kickin' It Has a KICK! reviews
Jack and Kim are best friends or more?
Kickin' It - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jack B.
Maximum Ride: The Time of our Life reviews
Follow the flock in their adventures after MAX. Will have love, truth or dare, Fax, and funny moments. Rated T for reason! Review! Slightly AU. OCC a bit.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - Max, Fang
Biggest Player? Maybe Not reviews
Max is a hot, popular, 17 year old. Fang is the biggest player at her school. Hate or Love. Read to Find out.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Max
Faxy Best Friends reviews
This is the story of how Maximum Ride fell in love with her best friend. She is a little out of character in this story so sorry. First Fanfic so be nice please. Mild Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
Aullsy One Shot! reviews
Just some quick fluff that i wrote after the kissing episode! Hope you love it! Aullsy!
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
Butterflies and Best Friends reviews
When Max's secret boyfriend and best friend since birth moves to Cali for at least a year she is heartbroken. What will happed when he comes back? Read to find out! All human so no wings! Peace on war!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Just Got Owned reviews
Max sees Fang kissing Lissa. What does she do? Not what you think it's going to be. One shot. Review please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Max - Complete