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Joined 07-31-12, id: 4167851, Profile Updated: 10-27-14
Author has written 10 stories for Alice 19th, Naruto, Rise of the Guardians, Homestuck, and Cars.

Hello to all of the fans that I don't have! :) How are you guys? Well, to tell you a little about myself, I'm 17 years old, and I like to write/read fanfiction... If you haven't guessed. Lol. Besides that, I like to listen to music, play video games, and watch animated children's films because they are awesome. I'm a pansexual, and I have two very important rules when it comes to talking with people for the first time.

1) Don't bring up Politics.

2) Don't bring up religion.

It helps me to prevent getting into fights with people I just met. Anyway, feel free to always talk to me. I'm open for requests, as long as I'm familiar-ish with the fandom. lol. Anyway, it's onto:

Quote Time

-I don't think sharks are mean...If a stranger walked into my house wearing a speedo I would attack him too.

-I feel like an Idiot when people scream my name and I can't find them.

-I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment issues, we just sleep together every night.

-Alarm clock: because every day should begin with a heart attack.

-If I actually spoke my mind, I would be in deep shit.

-To do list: 1) Get a sword. 2) Name it kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness.

-Screaming "I HAVE NO CLOTHES" at your overflowing wardrobe.

-I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid someones going to kill you in the shower.

-Teachers call it "the bathroom". We call it the "I'm bored, so I'm leaving."

-Mom: "What did you learn at school today?" Me: "Obviously nothing, because I still have to go back tomorrow."

-I stop my microwave at 0:01 because I feel like a bomb-difuser

-Forget cookies the dark side has Yaoi

-A relationship is not a test, so why cheat?

DON'T YOU DARE READ THIS!!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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That One Time at the Inn by DontOpenTheBox reviews
There was one time where everyone went a bit too crazy at one of the inns they stayed at, and that one night led to a whole lot of pseudo marriage proposals, drinking, and innuendos.
Aveyond - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 5/30/2014 - Dameon M., Rhen P., Lars T., Te'ijal R.
Neighbors mean competition, competition means war, war means fucking by Keeblo reviews
basically just davejohn porn
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2014 - [Dave S., John E.] - Complete
College Collage by ArcaneMemory reviews
College is the perfect place for Dave Strider to show the world what he's made of. On top of having a complete opposite room-mate, he also finds himself unable to pry away from a stubborn classmate, Karkat Vantas whom he finds himself obsessing over. First person POV. Rated M for Language and future sexiness. DaveKat with hints of possible side pairings.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 105,844 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - [Dave S., Karkat V.]
A Home With You by NaruSasuLover1992 reviews
A NaruSasu - my first fanfic and I think its good. Sasu's a lot gentler... MPreg, Plz Review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,203 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 9/28/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pin Me Down by Thorkiful reviews
Darren challenges a drunk Crepsley to a wrestling match and learns not to underestimate his teacher. DarrenXCrepsley
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Frost High by GreatDarkNoodleKing reviews
Based off a short on tumblr I read. Jack's a student and he's taking a class with a one Mister Black. Having feelings for a teacher- usually this goes unrewarded and ignored, but for some reason, Jack finds himself constantly trying and pining for his attention. AU AU AU AU AU. Need I say it again? A fricking U. Rating will change.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,242 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Perfectly Fitting Sword by yellow 14 reviews
Toan receives a sword on his quest that feels perfect in his hands.
Dark Cloud - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Toan - Complete
Fair Verona by Stjarnas Alskare reviews
Skaia High is presenting a modified version of Romeo and Juliet. How better for Karkat to woo his personal Juliet then through the classic love story? Terezi won't know what hit her.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Karkat V., Terezi P.
Mirror, Mirror by Crystal Haze reviews
Naruto's been roped into helping Sakura and Ino shop for prom - oh the horror! - but what happens when a certain Uchiha shows up? SasuNaru oneshot, PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Moans in the Night by LemonyGoodness7542 reviews
Just another pointless lemon between John and Karkitty. Male troll anatomy in this is tentacles, so if you don't like 'em, don't read it.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2012 - John E., Karkat V. - Complete
Broken Tune by Dragon Rhapsody reviews
Forgetting is not easy unless you have someone to help you... Crepsley x Darren. Rated M for Mature theme.
Darren Shan Saga/Cirque Du Freak - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Darren Shan, Mr. Crepsley - Complete
Admission by Katie Jane reviews
Kenshin is hurt while protecting Kaoru, and she is now fussing over him so badly its doing more harm than good. In an attempt to save Kenshin from Kaoru's clutches, Sanosuke and Megumi come up with a plan. But Sano finds himself getting too close. KenxSan
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
Seduction Gone to Waste, or is it? by Guineapiglover reviews
Kenshin's in love with Sanosuke, but the oblivious fighter doesn't know. So how do Megumi and Kaoru help make the redhead's intentions clear? Why, seduce him, of course! SK, yaoi, SanoKen
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Kenshin, Sanosuke - Complete
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Finding You
This is about a car that sets out to find her father, and ends up in Radiator Springs. While she's there, she ends up making a few friends, and discovering things about herself that she never even new. I'm not really good at summary's, but hopefully the story is better. Please R&R! Thanks everybody!
Cars - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,113 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 6/9 - Doc/Fabulous Hudson Hornet, Lightning, OC
Black Rose reviews
(Sequel to Winter Rose. If you haven't read it yet, I recommend that you do before you read this one.) Rose is eight months pregnant, and everything is going great. But what happens when Jamie tells Rose that a lot of kids have been having nightmares again? The Guardians think that Pitch is up to something, but they soon discover that Pitch may not be the one behind it this time.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,718 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - [Jack Frost, OC] Pitch, Man in the Moon
Winter Rose reviews
Jack is wandering through a town and meets a girl that can see him. They start to grow together, but Pitch is planning to take Rose for himself and destroy the guardians. Takes place about a year after the movie. This is my first ROTG fanfic. Jack/OC. Rated M for later chapter(s?)
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,982 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - [Jack Frost, OC] Pitch, Man in the Moon - Complete
Under the Mistletoe reviews
Dave is over at Johns house for Christmas, and they both end up getting stuck underneath the mistletoe. It leads to confessions and things, so if you don't like rated M Yaoi, then don't read this story. DaveXJohn Huge chance of OOCness. R&R please! Yes it's out of season, but I don't care.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/15/2014 - John E., Dave S. - Complete
The mini skirt plan reviews
Naruto needs sex and comes up with a plan that involves a hooker's outfit. Need I say more? Rated M for a reason my dears. boyXboy. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kiss me reviews
(This is a story that I'm re-posting because I got a review that I needed to edit it.) Naruto goes to Sasuke with strange request. Will Sasuke comply with the request, or not? It contains boyXboy and is a lemon. If you don't like it, Don't read it. Sorry for the grammar mistakes, please just ignore it! Enjoy and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/12/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Me and You reviews
Lemon chapter. Naruto and Sasuke meet up in an ally to discuss their relation ship. WARNING! boyXboy, don't like, don't read. Please review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
At the Party reviews
WARNING! boyXboy. Don't like don't read, and lemon chapter one-shot. Don't like it, don't read it! Frey convinces Kyo to go to a party, because Frey believes Kyo is becoming anti-social, and one thing leads to the other...
Alice 19th - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Complete
Hotel room reviews
This is a one-shot lemony story, in which Sasuke calls Naruto to a hotel room to talk about a mission.. But maybe not. It leads to mature things, so if you don't like Yaoi, which means that it's boy on boy smut, so if you don't like it, please just don't read it. Nobody's forcing you. I apologize for the grammar, and I'll get around to fixing it eventually. R&R please! Stay awesome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Bedroom reviews
Just a lemony one-shot about Frey and Kyo. Boy on Boy warning! Established relationship.. Sort of. R&R please!
Alice 19th - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Complete