Author has written 10 stories for Alice 19th, Naruto, Rise of the Guardians, Homestuck, and Cars.
Hello to all of the fans that I don't have! :) How are you guys? Well, to tell you a little about myself, I'm 17 years old, and I like to write/read fanfiction... If you haven't guessed. Lol. Besides that, I like to listen to music, play video games, and watch animated children's films because they are awesome. I'm a pansexual, and I have two very important rules when it comes to talking with people for the first time.
1) Don't bring up Politics.
2) Don't bring up religion.
It helps me to prevent getting into fights with people I just met. Anyway, feel free to always talk to me. I'm open for requests, as long as I'm familiar-ish with the fandom. lol. Anyway, it's onto:
-I don't think sharks are mean...If a stranger walked into my house wearing a speedo I would attack him too.
-I feel like an Idiot when people scream my name and I can't find them.
-I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment issues, we just sleep together every night.
-Alarm clock: because every day should begin with a heart attack.
-If I actually spoke my mind, I would be in deep shit.
-To do list: 1) Get a sword. 2) Name it kindness. 3) Kill people with Kindness.
-Screaming "I HAVE NO CLOTHES" at your overflowing wardrobe.
-I hate that feeling when you close your eyes to apply shampoo, and get paranoid someones going to kill you in the shower.
-Teachers call it "the bathroom". We call it the "I'm bored, so I'm leaving."
-Mom: "What did you learn at school today?" Me: "Obviously nothing, because I still have to go back tomorrow."
-I stop my microwave at 0:01 because I feel like a bomb-difuser
-Forget cookies the dark side has Yaoi
-A relationship is not a test, so why cheat?
DON'T YOU DARE READ THIS!!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.