Author has written 6 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Sonic the Hedgehog, Edge Chronicles, and 39 Clues.
"Writers are strange. We create worlds and do horrible things to the people and creatures who dwell within them. We twist and torture words to our whim and to evoke the entire spectrum of human emotions. Do NOT piss us off, we will write you in a story and you'll be next. Without writers, the world would be a sad, empty place." - Edward Owen
My appearance: dirty blonde hair at waist, pale skin that sometimes make me look like a ghost. I have deer-shaped green eyes. I'm quite tall for an eleven year old, about 5'7. I'm apparently a girl. Sooo...
a bit about me!
Fav color: Forest green
Fav food: spaghetti
Fav singer: Maroon 5
Fav actress: None
Kind of person I am: All out...Tomboy!
Fav book: Jack tumor
Fav book series: the 39 clues
Fav songs: Calling all angels, too close, Sunday morning
Fav movie: The apprentice
Best friends: Faith, Matthew, and Wyatt
Dreams: I (hopefully) will be a poet, and/or a novel writer
Yeah, so people might say, "ugh! You farted! That's nasty! It stinks!" Well guess what? They do that too! Ok so they're right. Farting may be disgusting or stinky, but it's a natural process in life. I mean, just think about it. You may have farted 1,000 times and sometimes, you don't even know it! I mean, sure, people might think you're disgusting because you fart, but if they think that, um, they're talking about themselves! If they didn't fart, they wouldn't be alive! You need to fart to live, and if you don't, you'd die! The gas would build up in your body and you'd explode! Ok maybe that's not true, but if you're one of the people who tease people because they give out natural waste that everyone gives out, have 3 words for you. GET OVER IT!
Everyone says that everything has an opposite! But those people are wrong! Do you have an opposite? The answer: no matter who you are you don't have an opposite! You could have someone who acts opposite from you but you don't have an anti- you! People say that your opposite is another person. A different person. Any different person. But things that actually HAVE opposites only have ONE opposite. And if people say your opposite is anyone but you, then you'd have billions of opposites! There's a reason why there's two different words: Opposite and Different. It's because they have different definitions! Different: not identical or the same. Opposite: Being the other of two complementary or mutually exclusive things. You see? The definitions are NOT the same. Sure they're similar but they ARE NOT THE SAME!
If you're someone who is sick and tired of the teasing you always hear, even if its not you those bullies are teasing, copy and paste "Nerds" and "Farts" to your profile.
My favorite characters:
Natadan (39 clues
My not so favorite couples:
You know you're a 39 clues fan when you:
1. Dream about it almost every night. [x]
2. Read every book over and over and over until you get bored, which, you never will. [x]
3. Plan to write about every single character on fanfiction. [x]
4. Play it out and act as if you are the characters. [x]
5. Go on a "clue hunt" in market and get yourself kicked out.
6. Wait for 2 years to buy tickets to the 39 clues movie. [x]
7. Try to get every single card which there are hundreds of. [x]
8. Debate over what branch you are in every single day. [x]
9. Try to visit every stronghold. (what? i've been to roanoke?!) [x]
10. Look at some one and scream, "She is totally a Vesper! [x]
The 39 Clues Oath
whenever I'm annoyed
I promise to remember Dan
If I see a ninja toy
I promise to remember Jonah
When I hear a rap
I promise to remember Reagan
When someone runs a lap
I promise to remember Madison
When a soccer ball comes flying at me
I promise to remember Hamilton
when I see someone strong and mighty
I promise to remember Ted
when someone cannot see
I promise to remember Ned
Whenever I'm feeling achy
I promise to remember Sinead
when anyone likes to invent
I promise to remember Isabel
when someone has way more then a cent
I promise to remember Natalie
when somebody is full of riches
I promise to remember Ian
whenever a friend back stabs or ditches
I promise to remember Nellie
when someone drives like a weirdo
I promise to remember Alistair
whenever I see a burrito
I promise to remember Cahills
When someone murders or kills
Fav book quote
"Are you out of your mind?! I'm not climbing this thing naked!" Dan replied
"but you said-"
"Ham said to wear sneakers and strip down as much as possible. I don't think i have to becompletely naked"
climbing the pole in storm warning book nine of the 39 clues
10 Things I Know About You
1. You are reading this
2. You are human
3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips
4. You just attempted it
6. You are laughing at yourself
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5
8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5
9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this too
10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it
Disclaimer: I didn't make this up!
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