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Author has written 3 stories for Etrian Odyssey/世界樹の迷宮, and Pokémon.

"Writers are strange. We create worlds and do horrible things to the people and creatures who dwell within them. We twist and torture words to our whim and to evoke the entire spectrum of human emotions. Do NOT piss us off, we will write you in a story and you'll be next. Without writers, the world would be a sad, empty place." - Edward Owen


HALLELUJAH PRAISE GOD I REMEMBERED MY FUCKING PASSWORD! I'll be able to update/past again soon!~ Wow, it's been a while, ehehehe...I might have to do some story editing since my style has changed (I hope) in two years. Bear with me!

Fav color: Black

Fav food: Pasta

Fav singer: VanaN'Ice!!!!

Fav actress: hm...I really don't care...sorry!

Kind of person I am: I'm a Tsundere/Kuudere = anime freak...haha!

Fav book: Mmmm...this is a hard one! Maybe...Red Queen or something...

Fav book series: the 39 clues

Fav songs: Hm...Imitation black, LOVELESS XXX, etc. I like Vocaloid!

Fav movie: I don't really watch movies...*insert anime here*

Best friends: That's confidential!!!

Dreams: I (hopefully) will be a poet, and/or a novel writer

other stuff


Yeah, so people might say, "ugh! You farted! That's nasty! It stinks!" Well guess what? They do that too! Ok so they're right. Farting may be disgusting or stinky, but it's a natural process in life. I mean, just think about it. You may have farted 1,000 times and sometimes, you don't even know it! I mean, sure, people might think you're disgusting because you fart, but if they think that, um, they're talking about themselves! If they didn't fart, they wouldn't be alive! You need to fart to live, and if you don't, you'd die! The gas would build up in your body and you'd explode! Ok maybe that's not true, but if you're one of the people who tease people because they give out natural waste that everyone gives out, have 3 words for you. GET OVER IT!


Everyone says that everything has an opposite! But those people are wrong! Do you have an opposite? The answer: no matter who you are you don't have an opposite! You could have someone who acts opposite from you but you don't have an anti- you! People say that your opposite is another person. A different person. Any different person. But things that actually HAVE opposites only have ONE opposite. And if people say your opposite is anyone but you, then you'd have billions of opposites! There's a reason why there's two different words: Opposite and Different. It's because they have different definitions! Different: not identical or the same. Opposite: Being the other of two complementary or mutually exclusive things. You see? The definitions are NOT the same. Sure they're similar but they ARE NOT THE SAME!


Nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd, nerd. I hear that everyday. Hmmmm... Teasers tell you that you're a nerd. Instead of being happy, you run to the girls' bathroom and cry your eyes out. But I have a one word question for you: why? You listen to people talk, chat, speak, and gossip about you. And every time they do, you hear the word "nerd". What? haven't you ever heard the saying, "what you say doesn't matter, but what matters is what you do,"? When you hear them say, "nerd," it doesn't matter! Words can't affect you! Nerds are bad, nerds are geeks, whatever. Don't listen to them! Being a nerd is better then being popular! Why?! Because, it actually gets you higher in life! Being a nerd means you're smart, and when you're smart it's easier to get a job. When you call people, "nerd" or "geek", think about it. That means you're calling that person someone a way higher class and smarter person then you are.


For those girls out there, who think makeup makes you beautiful, it doesn't. It might make you LOOK prettier, but it doesn't necessarily make you pretty. By putting on makeup, it's like you're shouting to the world, "IM UGLY THAT'S WHY I PUT ON MAKEUP!" Sure, I have nothing against a little eyeliner or mascara, lipgloss too, but, I don't get why people even make blush! It makes you look embarrassed! So people who wear makeup it's like you're UGLY and you KNOW it. What's the point of being naturally pretty but you put all that gunk all over your face?

If you're someone who is sick and tired of the teasing you always hear, even if its not you those bullies are teasing, copy and paste "Nerds" and "Farts" to your profile.

My favorite characters:

Grovyle (PMDS)

Protagonist (DeSu 2)

Minako Arisato (persona 3 Portable)

Minato Arisato (Persona 3)


Favorite Couples:

YamaHibi (DeSu 2)

Corrin/Leo (DeSu 2)

Daichi/Miyako (DeSu 2)

Minato/Aegis (Persona 3)

Minato/Ryoji (persona 3)

Minako/Akihiko (Persona 3)

Minako/Shinjiro (persona 3)

My not so favorite couples:

Anything involving Yukari. Sorry, I can't stand her.

You know you're a 39 clues fan when you:

1. Dream about it almost every night. [x]

2. Read every book over and over and over until you get bored, which, you never will. [x]

3. Plan to write about every single character on fanfiction. [x]

4. Play it out and act as if you are the characters. [x]

5. Go on a "clue hunt" in market and get yourself kicked out.

6. Wait for 2 years to buy tickets to the 39 clues movie. [x]

7. Try to get every single card which there are hundreds of. [x]

8. Debate over what branch you are in every single day. [x]

9. Try to visit every stronghold. (what? i've been to roanoke?!) [x]

10. Look at some one and scream, "She is totally a Vesper! [x]

The 39 Clues Oath

I promise to Amy

whenever I'm annoyed

I promise to remember Dan

If I see a ninja toy

I promise to remember Jonah

When I hear a rap

I promise to remember Reagan

When someone runs a lap

I promise to remember Madison

When a soccer ball comes flying at me

I promise to remember Hamilton

when I see someone strong and mighty

I promise to remember Ted

when someone cannot see

I promise to remember Ned

Whenever I'm feeling achy

I promise to remember Sinead

when anyone likes to invent

I promise to remember Isabel

when someone has way more then a cent

I promise to remember Natalie

when somebody is full of riches

I promise to remember Ian

whenever a friend back stabs or ditches

I promise to remember Nellie

when someone drives like a weirdo

I promise to remember Alistair

whenever I see a burrito

I promise to remember Cahills

When someone murders or kills

Fav book quote

Nellie's eyes widened "you have to climb this thing naked?

"Are you out of your mind?! I'm not climbing this thing naked!" Dan replied

"but you said-"

"Ham said to wear sneakers and strip down as much as possible. I don't think i have to be completely naked"

climbing the pole in storm warning book nine of the 39 clues

others again

10 Things I Know About You

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4. You just attempted it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this too

10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it

Disclaimer: I didn't make this up!

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The 39 Clues Google Plus by HiIAmMe reviews
The Cahills have found out about Google Plus! Hularious stuff happens even when they are not talking face to face! What will happen? CAUTION: I stink at summaries.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,746 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012
Cahill Choice Awards! by Vesper One reviews
You know of those choice awards for things right? But how about one for the Cahills huh? Yep, the Cahill Choice Awards! Go ahead and vote now. (PS: This is when all the hostages are saved and Vesper are well... nice enough not to kill anyone in the Cahill Choice Awards)
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 18,124 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012
First Snow by mcwheaty reviews
The first snow of winter leads to some interesting events. Dan is freaking out, Ian has plans of his own, and Amy is wonderstruck by the beauty of the landscape and gets raised to Ninja Lord status by her own brother. What could happen? Pure Amian. Yes, it's one of those cutsie, cliche, fluffy stories that people get tired of. Dedicated to TheUltimateArtist! :D Rated T for safety.
39 Clues - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,061 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Amy C., Ian K. - Complete
The 12 Days of Cahill Christmas by mcwheaty reviews
Spoof of 'The 12 Days of Christmas.' Last lyric: And Some People Fighting Over Krispy Kreme!
39 Clues - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,731 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Complete
Claim to Fame by Syberian Quest reviews
"Face it, you two, that's the real reason we chose him." Because his mother was Cora Wizard.
39 Clues - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,548 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jonah W. - Complete
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Baby Steps reviews
In which a Nightseeker named Zohar and an Arcanist named Lotus learn to bend into each others molds. Yaoi/ Shounen ai PLEASE LEAVE SUGGESTIONS! (Little one-shots to figure out how to write romance, and Etrian odyssey needs more Yaoi, dangit!)
Etrian Odyssey/世界樹の迷宮 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1/10/2015 - Published: 1/2/2015
A whip, a staff, and Noroi
Follow Kari the dark hunter, and Noroi, the Hexer, as the flee for the last time, and end up creating a guide in Etria! Will the forces catch up to Kari? Why are the forces catching up to Kari? If they do manage to escape Kari's pursuers, can they escape the labyrinth's monsters with their lives, as all signs point to no? Rated T for later chapters. Sorry about the summery!
Etrian Odyssey/世界樹の迷宮 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,229 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014
A very Amisi story
Amisi, Brandr, and Dour have all been human-ized! Follow their story as they try to sort out what happened, how they got there, and how they'll get home. And what's up with Amisi's non-grass type powers? Charmander/Bulbasaur. Rated 'T' for safety/later chapters.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Published: 7/31/2014