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Joined 07-31-12, id: 4168208, Profile Updated: 09-16-12
Author has written 3 stories for Fallout, and Watchmen.

Hey, I'm Jake. I'm just a regular dude who loves comedy flicks, sitcoms, burritos, and of course rock n' roll. And as a teenager in Centreville, Virginia (where absolutely nothing happens) I know how boring and how f*king retarded life can be. Therefore i have done what any sensible person would do, and drowned my miseries in TV and video games. Now I intended to make my own take on these stories. So yeah...

Favorite Color: Green

Favorite Food: Green (hahah no...salad is rabbit food. Burritos FTW)

Favorite Movies: The Big Lebowski, Clerks, Fletch, Army of Darkness

Favorite Movie Character: Tie between Randal Graves and Fletch

Favorite Comic: Watchmen

Favorite Comic Character: Joker

Favorite Music Artists: Beatles, AC/DC, Green Day

Favorite Video Game: Duke Nukem 3D

Favorite Video Game Character: Duke Fucking Nukem (Hail to the king baby)

Current Stories in Progress

The After Broken Steel Universe: A Fallout 3 fan-seriesThe continued tales of the Lone Wanderer and his eccentric friends.

Son of a Watchman: Watchmen story (may or may not become a series based on reception): The saga of the Watchmen told from the point of view of one of their offspring.

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Partners In and Out of Crime by KayteaEM reviews
Mini stories revolving around Dan and Rorschach's partnership/friendship. Humor, hurt, comfort, drama, and everything in between. Mainly gen but with the potential for some slash.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
Fallout: The Novelisation by Flopsie reviews
Follow Player Name in his quest to find his father, Liam Neeson.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 28,184 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 5/10/2009
Failout 3 by Ninjaholic reviews
Out of all the man eating abominations, crazy pre war government morons,and techno religious dickheads in the wasteland. Lone Wanderer only truly hated one thing: His stupid name.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Restricted Diet by La Fenris reviews
None can withstand the mesmeric influence. Not even the Terror of the Underworld.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Hollis M., Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Follow the Light by I Am Not a Human Being reviews
Anakin kills Palpatine instead of Windu that one night in the Chancellor's office. His secret wife, Padme, soon goes into labor. Will Anakin have to choose between the Jedi and his family?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,688 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
I Spy by Peace.Love.GrapplingGun4085 reviews
Summer 1966. A dull night of watching over the city turns into one an infamous pair of vigilantes will never forget. One-shot. No slash.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Couples' Therapy by lazypadawan reviews
A therapy session with Anakin and Padmé quickly goes sideways.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala - Complete
For Your Own Good by ricebol reviews
Dan has an accident; Rorschach saves him but thinks it wasn't an accident. And reacts accordingly.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
The Ten Point Guide by LadySaxophone reviews
Anakin vs his twins. Obi Wan and Padme place bets!
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Padmé Amidala, Obi-Wan K.
Connected by FugueState reviews
"Hello?" "Daniel." "R-" He caught himself just in time and modulated his voice to a much quieter volume. "Why are you calling me?"
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Alphabet Soup by LancesInMyHeart reviews
Late night conversations with Rorschach are a bit weird.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
Paranoid by Golumfryingeggs reviews
Rorschach is not invited to a meeting and gets a little... paranoid. Inspiration from a piece of fan art I found on Deviant Art. Credit goes to Chemartist and her 'End is Nigh' for being so funny!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Beans In A Can by RedHornet reviews
ONESHOT: A moment in the domestic routines of two superheroes and friends.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Rorschach's Diary er, Journal by zippityduda reviews
This file was found in the gutters of New York. These are pages torn from the famous "Rorschach's Journal". Probable that Walter Kovacs himself tore these pages out. Still Speculating.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Rorschach's Diary er, Journal entry III by zippityduda
Third lost entry to Rorschach's Journal. If you have never read this before, that is most likely because I made it myself. I do not own Rorschach, Nite Owl, Watchmen, Electric Company, dignity, or a car. Please don't sue me, Allen Moore.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 336 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Rorschach's Diary er, Journal entry II by zippityduda reviews
This is the second entry to Rorschach's Journal. This information is highly classified and, in fact, is not copyrighted. Allen Moore owns Watchmen, Rorschach, and a broken legacy. Sorry, Allen.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach
Nickname by Fritz Will Get You reviews
Rorschach does not appreciate the cute nicknames Daniel has in mind for him.
Watchmen - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Priorities by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: For over a decade, the Duke has been doing...nothing. Well, he HAS been lifting weights and smoking cigars, but with aliens invading Earth yet again, that counts for very little.
Duke Nukem - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Duke Nukem - Complete
Why Are We Watching The Watchmen? by Roxius reviews
A series of Watchmen-related humorous drabbles I've come up with. There'll be parodies, actual one-shots, and other stuff. There's song parodies, too. Please R & R!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 15,531 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Jonathan O./Doctor Manhattan
Punish Me! by 1note reviews
The tale of the dreaded Captain Carnage and his fateful encounter with Nite Owl and Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Salt by Roxius reviews
Rorschach asks for salt, but The Comedian isn't about to just hand it over without hearing 'please' first. However, when Rorschach refuses to do so, things get ugly. WATCHMEN! Please R & R!
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Edward B./The Comedian - Complete
Blood Ties by Supaslim reviews
Dan fails to show up for work. Rorschach investigates further.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,369 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Reticence by Desert of the Real reviews
For being the One to save mankind, he could really be a dork sometimes. N/T fluff
Matrix - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Trinity, Neo - Complete
ANAKIN'S REDEMPTION by Micki Skye reviews
Vader survives Palpatine’s lightning attack on the Death Star. He is rescued by Luke and then faces the difficult task of rebuilding a life as Anakin Skywalker. Not everyone is ready to forgive and forget, and moving on is not as easy as it seems.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,871 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/14/2006 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
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Son of a Watchman reviews
The story of a masked hero and his son. Reviews are welcome. New chapters every week or so.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012
Like Father, Like Son?
The reunion of a determined scientist and his angry, confused son. Sort of a more realistic and dramatic pre-quel to my "After Broken Steel" story. Reviews are always welcome.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Lone Wanderer, James - Complete
After Broken Steel reviews
Three years after the events of Broken Steel, we return to the Lone Wanderer, James Williams Jr., as he embarks on a gruesomely needed vacation, and the events that follow. Rated M for cursing and raunchiness. Reviews are welcome.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,295 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Lone Wanderer - Complete