Loop de Luayn
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Author has written 3 stories for Wizard101, and Pokémon.

"Wanna learn how to tie your shoes? It's a very easy thing ta do! Jus' sit on down and I'll give you da scoop - what's that? It's called a loop de loop!"

Hi there, reader! My name is Luayn (pronounced Lu-ann; what a doozy) and I write stories!

"Gee whiz! Yowzers! Outdated exclamation of surprise! How could I ever have figured that one out?" you exclaim, completely and utterly bewildered in every sense of the word.

Now, before you go ahead and do something drastic - I dunno, like, make yourself a sandwich, since I'm sure you live on the dangerous side of life - I'll say this: I know, I know. It took me a while to figure out that one too. I mean, I'm still working on this "writing" thing. Some days, I can't even write a sentence properly. So critiques, a review for emotional support, grammar Nazis, and checks going to Loop De Luayn would be very much appreciated! Even a quick three words ("I liked it!" or "You suck, loser!") is fine! Really, I have low standards!

And with practice and your help, I hope one day I can claim to be pretty darn good.

So, right about here is the point where I should give an emotion-filled speech about all my friends and family who have supported me, give inspiring quotes, and insert other things that seem important and interesting-

-but that stuff's B-O-R-I-N-G. No one wants to hear about your dreams and future goals, silly! You know what the people want to hear? They want to hear about the beavers. They're great, those beavers. No one ever talks about them. Did you know beavers use their teeth to bite into trees, and then wait for the wind to knock them down instead of doing it themselves? Their teeth never stop growing too, so by biting the trees they keep them from growing too long. It's like a two-for-one sale. This proves beavers are smart shoppers. I figure giraffes are monsters on Black Friday too, since they can reach the top shelves first. AND-

Fine, fine, I'll stop. Gosh, just look at that tangent though! I was supposed to make a wicked cool transition about how I like anime like Attack on Titan and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, drawing, bands like Two Door Cinema Club and Mother Mother, origami, math, Pokemon, vocaloid, reading, and singing in the shower, but SCREW THAT. THIS is what I live for - this is the life! I am maddened with the power of knowing that someone reading this will be briefly amused before never coming back to this page again! This is what happens, Friday night, when I should be doing other things but I'm procrastinating instead... but guys, that tangent. I'm a beast. Not just an author, but a menace to society. Someone needs to stop me.


(severe lack of) STORIES:

W101, Deal With It: A fearless and epic group of one-shots in which I feature my own OC group of wizards be tortured go around in their awesome wizardly magical adventures! Yeah! Woo!

UPDATE STATUS: whenever I feel like it

"There had to be a way he could get out of this. Logan, out of all things, was not planning on spending his first Halloween where he wasn't doing quests listening to crackpot scarecrows singing and dancing. Or reciting poems - though it wasn't like there was a difference. As far as he could tell, they were both equally horrifying."

W101, Neighbors Again: Everyone can agree that something's up with Wysteria (a murder? Roads blocked? A tournament?). Everyone also agrees there's something up with Hunter Legend, with his said-to-be missing father and angsty, selfish, not-people-friendly attitude, but you know what? Hunter thinks everyone should shut up.

UPDATE STATUS: likely not to be updated in the next century, so I apologize

"I couldn't stop myself. I shoved him against the wall with my shoulder without even thinking twice, fury boiling up to its limit. 'I don't think you understand,' I snarled at him, fist full of shirt. 'Let me repeat my earlier question: what do you know about my father, Gunt?'"

Pokemon, When Violence IS the Answer: A twisted Shadows of Almia (Ranger games) fic in which Kate Hitomi is the leader of a rebel gang, Keith Dazzle is a karate-judo-kung-fu idiot, and the rest of the school is... "unique", for starters...

UPDATE STATUS: HIATUS, because I'm at a road block with this one. For now.

"'Well,' she jutted out her chin, 'I already am the leader of an ambitious and secret army, so to speak, so no, I'll have to reject you on your offer. And now that you've found out my secret...' She made sure her smile bordered on the edge of insane, cracking her knuckles menacingly. '...you have to DIE.'"


"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... ...well, who knows?" Meowth, Pokemon Movie 2000

"What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars." Seth, Fablehaven

"I was attempting to write the story of my life. It wasn't so much about plot. It was much more about character." Dash, Dash and Lily's Book of Dares

"It's been a good while since I killed anyone. I kinda miss it. You wanna watch?" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood

"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

"Horace, who had been trying to find the meaning of Kurokuma for some time now, was pleased to hear the translation. 'Black bear,' he repeated. 'It's undoubtedly because I'm so terrible in battle.'/'I guess so,' Will put in. 'I've seen you in battle and you're definitely terrible.'" The Ranger's Apprentice: The Emperor of Nihon-Ja

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If I Lost on Purpose, Would You Stop Following Me? by Super Robot Malinarlen reviews
Forsaken by Crystal, Elm bribes Lyra to the call. Risky, seeing Lyra hasn't been ENTIRELY in her right mind since a mishap 3 years ago. Tenaciously, she attracts trouble wherever she goes. Consequently, as her cruel rival Silver soon discovers, she's more than a little hard to follow... Semi-crack comedy, Soulsilvershipping, Hot-blood!Lyra, Tsundere!Silver. Cover art by EarlGengar
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 182,150 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 1/18 - Published: 9/6/2010 - [Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival]
The Passionflower: A Girl's Journey Into Becoming a Pokémon by Poofable reviews
Alfie hated Pokémon until the day she died. Little did she know, she would wake up to see the world through their eyes. Told that destiny is her guidance and courage is her strength, Alfie must determine what she will do with her second chance. But honestly, saving the Pokémon kingdom from certain destruction wasn't what she had in mind...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 209,888 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Complete
Sucks to my Dick by faceblindness reviews
a new take on lotf where the unshippable ships
Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,786 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Roger, Piggy
Jaeger's Got Talent! by Cheese Time reviews
Eren, Connie, Jean and Armin are going to form an elite boyband under the management of Erwin Smith. Their goal: to win glory and fangirls, and become the biggest hit in Japan. But it will not be an easy road. Can the boys become international sensations and top the charts, or will Eren be too distracted by superstar Levi on the way? Modern Japan AU.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,066 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/30/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Eren Y., Levi
Pedestal: Other Tales by Digital Skitty reviews
Unconnected drabbles and oneshots concerning the Pedestal universe and novel. Expect a wide array of genres, themes, pairings, and moods.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,182 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/1/2014 - Published: 9/20/2011 - OC - Complete
hideaway by aestheticisms reviews
Serena Descartes is not a queen. - Ensemble Cast, AU: Canon Divergence, Rival Character Joins Team Flare.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Calem/Calme, Serena - Complete
Levi's by Tramontana Keeper reviews
Levi declares a one-man war on the sorry state of the military's pants (because whoever decided white was a good color for them was clearly an imbecile). Erwin is worried.
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/8/2013 - Erwin Smith, Levi - Complete
A Complicated Farewell by InsightfulMagician reviews
mastermind!AU; Kirigiri should have known that trust would have been her downfall. If only she could hate him for his betrayal...
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Kirigiri K., Naegi M., Monobear, Togami B. - Complete
Smooth, Suave, and Debonair by der kapitan reviews
Connie's not the smoothest guy around, especially in the romance department, but he's got some impressive moves. — Connie/Sasha
Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Connie S., Sasha B. - Complete
You Have Made me Brave by thundercow reviews
The first things she touched were her blade and his hand. — Pekoyama, Kuzuryuu.
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,376 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kuzuryuu F., Pekoyama P. - Complete
the comeback kid by windsilk reviews
In which Nagisa is the ultimate cockblock. —Nagisa, Gou/Mako.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/11/2013 - [Makoto T., Gou M.] Nagisa H. - Complete
a guide to kill potential suitors by windsilk reviews
Maybe what he really needed was chloroform. —Rin, Gou/Mako.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/5/2013 - [Gou M., Makoto T.] Rin M. - Complete
ClicheStorm by Ysavvryl reviews
What if your starting Pokemon was a man-eating legendary dragon? B/W fic.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 334,624 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Hilda/Touko, Kyurem - Complete
The Necromancer's Matter by WritingBookworm reviews
Destiny Seagem was a girl dreaming of being in the school of Fire. Then, just like that, she was a necromancer. When a dark power threatened all Worlds, she proved her worth as a Lieutenant of the Order of the Spiral. Now, as the final, most bloody battle yet draws ever closer, she must accept her fate- no matter how horrible it may be- if she wishes to save everything she loves.
Wizard101 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 140,129 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Complete
A Heart So True by starlingnight reviews
A stranger comes to town, with a blinding grin, a pack on his back and a pikachu on his shoulder. He says he was a trainer once. Who knows what he is now.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Pokémon Darkness by lTofSMITIA reviews
When N suddenly returns to Unova years later with tales of unbeatable Shadow Pokemon, it's up to White to help him unite all the world's trainers against the evil called Cipher, and protect the small girl and her odd Pokemon that may be their only hope.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 134,731 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G.
Old World Order by thereisafire reviews
School life before mutual killing. Featuring everyone. (Spoilers.)
Dangan Ronpa Kibou no Gakuen to Zetsubou no Koukousei - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Complete
Love Unexpected by Mademoisella reviews
"How about we have a battle right now?" May smirked and turned her head slightly to the side to face him. "Alright, why not? I'll volunteer us right now." She began to raise her hand, but Drew pulled it back down. "I want to make it more fun, though," he told her, and she cocked an eyebrow at him, urging him to go on. "If you lose, you'll have to travel with me after graduation."
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 204,787 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Drew/Shū, May/Haruka - Complete
Seven Days of Torture by Snowsheba reviews
Lyra makes a bet with Silver: if he wins, she'll leave him alone. If she wins, she gets to follow him around for a week. The chance of being by himself again was just too good to pass up, but now Silver regrets it... or does he? These seven days are bringing him more adventure than he's ever had in his entire life... [T for swearing, Soulsilvershipping, Silver/Lyra]
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 46,961 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - [Lyra/Kotone, Silver/Rival] - Complete
Enough by melodisz reviews
He's still here in my heart and somehow that's enough. — GinHotaru
Hotarubi no Mori e/蛍火の杜へ - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Complete
101 Things I Can't Do To My Fellow Pokedex Holders by Annihilator Zero reviews
It was all rather unfair. I mean sure, maybe I wasn't as wonderful to live with as you might have been led to believe, but to put it all on a list was taking it a bit far.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Green/Blue (female)
My Heart's a Renegade by ibuberu reviews
Might as well throw it all out. All or nothing. — Bianca, Cheren, changing and being absolutely sure. BW2.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Bianca/Bel, Cheren - Complete
Almost Like Flying by starlingnight reviews
A scyther is captured, and she hates it - right up until she doesn't. Whether this is a good thing or not depends on who you ask.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,662 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Scyther/Strike, Lyra/Kotone - Complete
Luck by Annihilator Zero reviews
Dia has somehow managed to get Platina to go on a date with him. A story of how being a genuinely nice guy will actually let you win sometimes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Dia, Platina - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 3496 - Favs: 1,796 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
Phosphenes by ibuberu reviews
Ruby, sometimes you need to be a man. This is not one of those times. — Ruby, dex holders.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,587 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Ruby, Sapphire - Complete
Company of the Universals by Darling Summers reviews
Three years after Connie defeats Kullervo, the Company of the Universals has grown. But Kullervo’s supporters have also grown, and their leader has learned from Kullervo’s mistake. All recognizable content belongs to Julia Golding.
Companions Quartet - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 54,440 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 10/20/2008
Better Left Unsaid by Sanjuku reviews
He wonders now if Masaomi had 'thoughts' about that time, too. KidaxMikado; fill for kink meme.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Masaomi K., Mikado R. - Complete
How 2 B a ttly awsum fanfikshun riter by The One Called Demetra reviews
In which Demetra instructs the world in the mystical way of the fanfic. Parody
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Complete
Gospel of Deception by thereisafire reviews
Izaya learns how to lie so well that it's almost the truth, how to pretend to be a girl online, and how to deal with Shizuo. A story about Izaya's misspent youth, and how he became what he is.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
Phone Call Confessions by Cap'NCupcake reviews
Completely dialogue conversations between Percy and members of Annabeth's family. "I like it when she tells me about her architecture. It reminds me of, like, a sexy librarian or something." ". . . I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Wizard and the Wyrm by Demus reviews
It is a well known fact that dragons take the loveliest of ladies to be their prisoners...so how exactly did this legendary, and surprisingly-charming, fire-breather end up with a foul-mouthed, half-metal wizard in his castle? A Fullmetal fairy tale, au
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,942 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Returning Echoes by silkendreammaid reviews
Four years and Edward returns home... with changes. Thirty-Seventh Chapter: Arrivals and Reports. FemEdRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 426,887 - Reviews: 2139 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Edward E., Roy M.
Remix Of Your Gods by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Shirley x Lelouch. On promises, love, and growing up.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Shirley F., Lelouch L. - Complete
ROTFLMAO by The Obsidian Angel reviews
Hilarity ensues when the Ouran characters discover instant messaging! Will Kyouya ever be able to permenantly block his fellow club members? Will Mori ever say more than five words? Will Tamaki ever discover Haru's screen name!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,363 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/7/2008
Animal Instincts by Maiden of the Moon reviews
It was at times like this that Pikachu wished he could tolerate his pokéball. AshxMisty.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
Cavern Of A Million Colors by Eeveebeth Fejvu reviews
A novel. A magical cave doesn't seem like such a bad place to get trapped in, especially with your best friend. However, when a frightening occurence happens to Ash and Misty, will Brock, May, and Max be able to get them out... alive? AAML
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 167,318 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 604 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
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Deal With It reviews
"Earlier today he was hiding from someone behind a bush, lost his wand, lost his sanity, and now he was watching a cat-fight and eating popcorn, and frankly his life was spiraling out of control. Yeah... no." - chapter 7 awesomeness (Chapter one rewritten!)
Wizard101 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,450 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 8/16/2012 - OC
When Violence IS the Answer reviews
"'Keith, you can be a ranger and can have as many black belts as you want,' Kate said shortly, cracking her knuckles, 'but when you're leader of Almia's Flash Joltons, you SEE things. You see things, hear things, and LEARN things. A little karate ain't going to freak me out. Those Dim Sun dimwits, on the other hand…'" alternate title: Pokemon Ranger: Shadow Gangs of Almia
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Keith/Dazzle, Rythmi, Kate/Hitomi
Neighbors Again reviews
Hunter Legend is figuring out how to make his life work again after it all comes crashing down, only to be bamboozled into a trickery of a Wysteria competition. What eggs him the most, though, is why no one can just leave him ALONE for once - his immature friend Alex, his jerk of a Storm professor, that old fogey Ambrose, and most of all, his STUPID ANNOYING PRISSY NEIGHBOR-
Wizard101 - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,523 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013