Author has written 3 stories for Wizard101, and Pokémon.
"Wanna learn how to tie your shoes? It's a very easy thing ta do! Jus' sit on down and I'll give you da scoop - what's that? It's called a loop de loop!"
Hello there! I write stories! (I hope you knew that! If you didn't, and I were you, I'd be seriously worried!)
I breathe and live in Pokemon, manga, anime, Vocaloid, books (HECK YES), and air. And I breathe out stories - and air too, I suppose. If anyone cares, my name's Luayn: pronounced, LU-ANN. Not LAN, or LAYAN, or LU-AY-ANN or LOUIE-AN or FRANK or any of that junk.
...Oh, oh, but my secret code name's Bob, everyone! Bob. BOB. Spelt B-O-B; pronounced BOB, not BUB or BAB or BAWB or BAH-HUB or-
(severe lack of) STORIES:
W101, Deal With It: A fearless and epic group of one-shots in which I feature my own OC group of wizards (be tortured) go around in their awesome wizardly magical adventures!
UPDATE STATUS: whenever I feel like it
"There had to be a way he could get out of this. Logan, out of all things, was not planning on spending his first Halloween where he wasn't doing quests listening to crackpot scarecrows singing and dancing. Or reciting poems - though it wasn't like there was a difference. As far as he could tell, they were both equally horrifying."
W101, Neighbors Again: (I originally I put a summary up with lots of stupid in it - stupid Hunter, I mean - because everyone knows when you sprinkle the word stupid everywhere like an overload of toppings it catches people's attention. And then I took an arrow to the kn- I mean, I decided this story was a lot of things more than stupid Hunter, really. So it's time to be serious!)
UPDATE STATUS: CURRENTLY ON HIATUS (heh it rhymes)
"I couldn't stop myself. I shoved him against the wall with my shoulder without even thinking twice, fury boiling up to its limit. 'I don't think you understand,' I snarled at him, fist full of shirt. 'Let me repeat my earlier question: what do you know about my father, Gunt?'"
Pokemon, When Violence IS the Answer: A twisted Shadows of Almia (Ranger games) fic in which Kate Hitomi is the leader of a rebel gang, Keith Dazzle is a karate-judo-kung-fu idiot, and the rest of the school is... unique, for starters...
UPDATE STATUS: ASAP - or in other words, magikarp
"'Well,' she jutted out her chin, 'I already am the leader of an ambitious and secret army, so to speak, so no, I'll have to reject you on your offer. And now that you've found out my secret...' She made sure her smile bordered on the edge of insane, cracking her knuckles menacingly. '...you have to DIE.'"
Sorry to disappoint, but with school and everything I'm not a fast updater... I'll see what I can do, but I can't guarantee anything. I'm free to private message, though. Lazy people, unite! *sits on a sofa and starts eating chips*
By the way, as president of lazy club, I give a shout out to everyone who's read my stories and reviewed - no matter how sucky, intimidating, lazy and honestly loopy I am. lllOTL You guys deserve cookies!
...HAHAHAHAHA GET IT GET IT "LOOPY" 'CAUSE MY NAME'S LOOP DE LUAYN AND I'M LOOPY omg I slay me
"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... ...well, who knows?" Meowth, Pokemon Movie 2000
"What did you guys do?"/"We flew, added some spice, and eventually even flew out of the window."/"What the heck?" Noda and Hinata, Angel Beats!
"What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars." Seth, Fablehaven
"It's been a good while since I killed anyone. I kinda miss it. You wanna watch?" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood
"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Horace, who had been trying to find the meaning of Kurokuma for some time now, was pleased to hear the translation. 'Black bear,' he repeated. 'It's undoubtedly because I'm so terrible in battle.'/'I guess so,' Will put in. 'I've seen you in battle and you're definitely terrible.'" The Ranger's Apprentice: The Emperor of Nihon-Ja
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