Author has written 3 stories for Wizard101, and Pokémon.
"Wanna learn how to tie your shoes? It's a very easy thing ta do! Jus' sit on down and I'll give you da scoop - what's that? It's called a loop de loop!"
Hi there, reader! My name is Luayn (pronounced Lu-ann; what a doozy) and I write stories!
"Gee whiz! Yowzers! Outdated exclamation of surprise! How could I ever have figured that one out?" you exclaim, completely and utterly bewildered in every sense of the word.
Now, before you go ahead and do something drastic - I dunno, like, make yourself a sandwich, since I'm sure you live on the dangerous side of life - I'll say this: I know, I know. It took me a while to figure out that one too. I mean, I'm still working on this "writing" thing. Some days, I can't even write a sentence properly. So critiques, a review for emotional support, grammar Nazis, and checks going to Loop De Luayn would be very much appreciated! Even a quick three words ("I liked it!" or "You suck, loser!") is fine! Really, I have low standards!
And with practice and your help, I hope one day I can claim to be pretty darn good.
So, right about here is the point where I should give an emotion-filled speech about all my friends and family who have supported me, give inspiring quotes, and insert other things that seem important and interesting-
-but that stuff's B-O-R-I-N-G. No one wants to hear about your dreams and future goals, silly! You know what the people want to hear? They want to hear about the beavers. They're great, those beavers. No one ever talks about them. Did you know beavers use their teeth to bite into trees, and then wait for the wind to knock them down instead of doing it themselves? Their teeth never stop growing too, so by biting the trees they keep them from growing too long. It's like a two-for-one sale. This proves beavers are smart shoppers. I figure giraffes are monsters on Black Friday too, since they can reach the top shelves first. AND-
Fine, fine, I'll stop. Gosh, just look at that tangent though! I was supposed to make a wicked cool transition about how I like anime like Attack on Titan and Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, drawing, bands like Two Door Cinema Club and Mother Mother, origami, math, Pokemon, vocaloid, reading, and singing in the shower, but SCREW THAT. THIS is what I live for - this is the life! I am maddened with the power of knowing that someone reading this will be briefly amused before never coming back to this page again! This is what happens, Friday night, when I should be doing other things but I'm procrastinating instead... but guys, that tangent. I'm a beast. Not just an author, but a menace to society. Someone needs to stop me.
(severe lack of) STORIES:
W101, Deal With It: A fearless and epic group of one-shots in which I feature my own OC group of wizards
UPDATE STATUS: whenever I feel like it
"There had to be a way he could get out of this. Logan, out of all things, was not planning on spending his first Halloween where he wasn't doing quests listening to crackpot scarecrows singing and dancing. Or reciting poems - though it wasn't like there was a difference. As far as he could tell, they were both equally horrifying."
W101, Neighbors Again: Everyone can agree that something's up with Wysteria (a murder? Roads blocked? A tournament?). Everyone also agrees there's something up with Hunter Legend, with his said-to-be missing father and angsty, selfish, not-people-friendly attitude, but you know what? Hunter thinks everyone should shut up.
UPDATE STATUS: likely not to be updated in the next century, so I apologize
"I couldn't stop myself. I shoved him against the wall with my shoulder without even thinking twice, fury boiling up to its limit. 'I don't think you understand,' I snarled at him, fist full of shirt. 'Let me repeat my earlier question: what do you know about my father, Gunt?'"
Pokemon, When Violence IS the Answer: A twisted Shadows of Almia (Ranger games) fic in which Kate Hitomi is the leader of a rebel gang, Keith Dazzle is a karate-judo-kung-fu idiot, and the rest of the school is... "unique", for starters...
UPDATE STATUS: HIATUS, because I'm at a road block with this one. For now.
"'Well,' she jutted out her chin, 'I already am the leader of an ambitious and secret army, so to speak, so no, I'll have to reject you on your offer. And now that you've found out my secret...' She made sure her smile bordered on the edge of insane, cracking her knuckles menacingly. '...you have to DIE.'"
"We do have a lot in common. The same Earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different... ...well, who knows?" Meowth, Pokemon Movie 2000
"What you call idiot points, I call awesome dollars." Seth, Fablehaven
"I was attempting to write the story of my life. It wasn't so much about plot. It was much more about character." Dash, Dash and Lily's Book of Dares
"It's been a good while since I killed anyone. I kinda miss it. You wanna watch?" Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
"From now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'Die, Ron, Die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." Ron, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
"Horace, who had been trying to find the meaning of Kurokuma for some time now, was pleased to hear the translation. 'Black bear,' he repeated. 'It's undoubtedly because I'm so terrible in battle.'/'I guess so,' Will put in. 'I've seen you in battle and you're definitely terrible.'" The Ranger's Apprentice: The Emperor of Nihon-Ja
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