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Joined 08-01-12, id: 4169731, Profile Updated: 08-03-12
Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl, 30 Rock, Harry Potter, and Hercules.

I'm Chelsea. 22. Lesbian. Stand up comic (really.) Library Science graduate student.

This is mostly for posting the Harry Potter and Artemis Fowl that eats up my tumblr and for stalking the, like, 4 or so authors that I've liked forever, but I am wild and unpredictable and make no promises.

I don't know HTML and I don't use fancy graphics so this probably as good as it's gonna get.

Thisis where the magic happens and where you'll find me.

Fandoms:
Artemis Fowl
Harry Potter
the occasional television-related fic might end up here, so we'll say 30 Rock, Law and Order SVU, and Disney's Hercules (there is no ledge).

Ships:
Ron & Hermione, Harry Potter
Artemis & Holly, Artemis Fowl
Juliet & Minerva, Artemis Fowl
Juliet & OFCs, Artemis Fowl
Jack & Liz, 30 Rock
Alex & Olivia, Law and Order SVU
Meg & Hades, Hercules.

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All the Little Pieces by Alchemechanist reviews
Ranging across everything. A collection of drabbles. Updates may be fairly erratic.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,178 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 9/30/2009
Fowl Ties by Kitsune Heart reviews
Premarital relations, elf lessons, hot tubs, dirty dancing, pure torture, relentless gossip, brutal honesty, old shame, and bedroom games. Another collection of moments between Artemis and Holly. Chapter 21: He doesn't know what to do NOW, but I'm sure he could think up something good.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Madness Shared By Two by xybolic reviews
Post-TLG. Spoilers. "If there was one thing the locals living beyond the Estate could agree to about the mystery that is—was—Artemis Fowl, it was this: just the simple memory of the pale little boy stoically and silently trudging alongside his vibrant mother around the small village was enough to give anyone shivers."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Upside Down Felllytoning by Solstice Muse reviews
Ron learns how to use a mobile phone to speak with Hermione in Australia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
From the Clutter to the Stars by Solstice Muse reviews
Hermione has been putting Ron's things on high shelves for a very naughty reason...but Ron has his own reason for chucking his stuff all over the floor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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Parallel to the Floor reviews
People find each other in complicated ways. Juliet/Minerva. First chapter of an ongoing series of moments.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Juliet B., Minerva P. - Complete
People Do Crazy Things reviews
"Our little Nutmeg had to go all noble." Sort of.
Hercules - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Meg, Hades - Complete
Shifting Gears reviews
Drabble. Ron/Hermione post-war. Hermione's first attempt at teaching Ron to drive and why they don't try again for sixteen years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Several Times Ron Weasley Does Not Understand reviews
...And One Time He Does. Lavender/Parvati but Ron POV. Set during several time periods, mostly drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Ron W., Parvati P. - Complete
Reality is Excavating: A Color Wheel reviews
She extracts false memories because she's sick of the real ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Cho C. - Complete
Running With It reviews
Liz's thoughts during episode 6.20, "Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper"
30 Rock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Liz L., Jack D. - Complete
Think of the Children reviews
Juliet Butler tries to keep it together. Post-TLG.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Juliet B. - Complete
This is Not a Castle reviews
A selection of moments in the life of Juliet Butler, a woman we've never known too much about. Written before TLG was published.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Juliet B. - Complete