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Harry Potter: Junior Inquisitor by sprinter1988 reviews
Before the start of fifth year Dumbledore changes the plans. Unfortunately he didn't bother to inform Harry. At his trial, Harry realises that it is down to him to save his own skin. To do so his Slytherin side must come out to play, and once it's out it sticks around turning life at Hogwarts on its head. Warnings: EvilDumbles, SheepOrder/Staff, GoodGuysDontGetEverythingTheirWay
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 147,014 - Reviews: 5353 - Favs: 7,271 - Follows: 9,711 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A., Amelia B.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 147 - Words: 685,103 - Reviews: 8184 - Favs: 3,164 - Follows: 2,314 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23764 - Favs: 13,420 - Follows: 12,329 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts - and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be. Spoilers for all books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,387 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 6,269 - Follows: 7,120 - Updated: 11/26/2013 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
In Too Far: Volume III by BlueNeutrino reviews
Third in the In Too Far series. Barty is struggling to hold his relationship with Gwen together as the Death Eaters' demands get more dangerous and Sander comes closer to finding out the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,695 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Barty C. Jr., OC
51 Things I Want to Do with You by A Lonely God reviews
Ellie has a list. Joel is happy to oblige.
Last of Us - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 8/15/2013 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Ellie, Joel
A Brief History of Magic by BlueNeutrino reviews
Somewhere on Tumblr, there is a GIF from the HP movies of a wizard sat in the Leaky Cauldron, using wandless magic to make a spoon stir his coffee, while he reads Stephen Hawking's "A Brief History of Time". This story is a snapshot of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2013 - OC - Complete
Chained and Unable to Leave by Rachael With an A reviews
No one ever thought about the basilisk. Not his happiness, his thoughts, his feelings. Nothing. A oneshot written for the Acrostic Competition on the HPFC forum. Introducing, for the first time in possibly ever... misunderstood!basilisk ! :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs. On Hiatus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 183,000 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 5,291 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
Dude, I Want What You Got by DiamondTopaz reviews
Ever since Jesse teamed up with The Great Heisenberg, everything in his life fell apart. But to Badger, his homeboy looks like he's sitting on top of the world. Wealth, power, a fine lady…Captain Cook has it all, and Badger can't help but be jealous. Takes place in between 4x3 and 4x10. Spoiler-free. Not necessarily slash, but could be taken that way.
Breaking Bad - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12052 - Favs: 14,384 - Follows: 13,037 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3009 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 7,284 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Enthalpy by TheFrogFromHell reviews
Some deeper insight into Walter and Jesse's relationship while Jesse was Walter's student. Not slash. Rated T for language and drug references.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2012
The Cave by masksarehot reviews
Amon must cooperate with Korra if he hopes to survive his injuries following a natural disaster, forcing him to face his prejudices about bending head-on...and leaving him grappling with an inconvenient growing attraction. Complete! Canon to Ep 1.08; AU after that. AmonxKorra/Amorra; some naughty scenes, all consensual.
Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,989 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Amon, Korra - Complete
Joined by DragoneyeScribe reviews
Eona forcefully reads Ido's mind by linking their Huas. What she finds out turns her world upside down. EonaxIdo. Fluff. Oneshot.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido - Complete
Slicing of Swords by DragoneyeScribe reviews
A training session with Ido. EonaxIdo. Fluff. Oneshot.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido - Complete
Hua of the Stars by DragoneyeScribe reviews
Eona is ordered to guard Ido for the night, much to his amusement. Fluff. Oneshot. EonaxIdo.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido - Complete
Lessons in Epic Storytelling by penny1200 reviews
Annie finds the study group in greater chaos than usual. When they blame her for their behavior, Annie sets them down and tells them an epic love story that will reveal every single one of her deepest secrets.
Community - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 102,944 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Annie E., Abed N. - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 89 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
In Too Far: Volume II by BlueNeutrino reviews
Sequel to In Too Far: Volume I. Following Voldemort's downfall, Gwen is growing ever more suspicious of Barty; Sander and Martijn are dragged into the hunt for the Death Eaters; and Peter Pettigrew is looking for revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,673 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - OC, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
The Dragoneye Search by H. K. Rissing reviews
One year after the events of Eona, Ido who did not die and Eona search for ten others to become the Dragoneye Lords, and Ido schemes about how to win Eona. it's gonna be pretty funny, but there will be some seriousness.
Eon: Dragoneye Reborn - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Eon/Eona, Lord Ido
In Too Far: Volume I by BlueNeutrino reviews
Set when Voldemort is at the height of his powers. A girl gets drawn into the world of Barty Crouch Jr. and his involvement with the Death Eaters. By the time she realises what this could mean, is it too late for her to back out?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,399 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - OC, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Who’s Afraid of the Dentists’ Daughter? by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Muggleborn Hermione Granger is sorted into Slytherin, but after a nasty prank goes wrong and gives her red eyes, her classmates become convinced that she’s the Dark Lord’s heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,620 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,567 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Hermione G.
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he's eleven again, no one is turning out the same way, the Sorting Hat won't Sort him, the Malfoys are looking at him strangely, and - it's time for another visit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4448 - Favs: 8,830 - Follows: 10,342 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Boy Who Lived by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter loves, and is loved by, his parents, his godfather, and his brother. He isn’t mistreated, abused, or neglected. So why is he a Dark Wizard? NonBWL!Harry. Not your typical Harry’s brother is the Boy Who Lived story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 128,282 - Reviews: 3193 - Favs: 5,516 - Follows: 5,423 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P.
Welcome to Skullcrusher Mountain by ChristineX reviews
The thrilling tale of a mad scientist and his not entirely unwilling captive, complete with henchmen, a secret lair...and a ponkey. Based on the Jonathan Coulton song.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/31/2010
Luminosity by Alicorn24 reviews
Luminosity is an AU reworking of the Twilight story where Bella is a rational self-knowledge junkie. Inspired by "Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality". Requires no knowledge of or affection for Twilight canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 223,236 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
By Any Means by ILoveToChin25 reviews
AU. Harry is Sorted into Slytherin, and it changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,342 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 9/26/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Poem From The Perspective of the Giant Squid by macareux reviews
The Giant Squid discusses saving children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Giant Squid - Complete
What Would Slytherin Harry Do? by Big D on a Diet reviews
An ongoing series of one shot stories exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments from the books. Events will appear out of order, so don't be surprised if it jumps around. Small but important edit made to Chapter Five
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,417 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,780 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Harry P.
Unforeseen by Waveforms reviews
Hermione goes to the Ravenclaw common room to find a book. Hermione/Anthony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Hermione G., Anthony G.
Two Sides of the Same Coin by Ten Toes reviews
Petunia & Harry become a team, and Harry finds the wizarding world much earlier than anyone suspects. He hides his Slytherin self under the guise of a naive Gryffindor. He also hides the wizard friendships he made years before Hogwarts. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 110,091 - Reviews: 2155 - Favs: 3,628 - Follows: 4,418 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Harry P.
Yes, Minister by Taure reviews
A new Muggle Prime Minister has been elected, and it's time for him to meet the Minister for Magic. Only, things don't go quite as smoothly as normal...One shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 761 - Follows: 135 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5083 - Favs: 8,101 - Follows: 2,399 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,856 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete