Author has written 5 stories for Hunger Games.
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(='.'=) This is Bunny.
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YOUR GUY SIDE:
x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
dogs are better than cats
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun (depends)
x Talk with food in your mouth. (sometimes)
x Sleep with your socks on at night (sometimes)
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/stick.
xYou love to shop. (well i don't love it, but I don't hate it...)
You wear eyeliner.
x You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars
xYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
xYou smile a lot more than you should.
x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing
List your favorite characters in no particular order:
1) Johanna Mason
2) Finnick Odair
3) Peeta Mellark
5) Seneca Crane
6) Katniss Everdeen
7) Annie Cresta
8) Primrose Everdeen
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Katniss and Madge? I'm sure there are some out there, actually, I read the first chapter of one.. but it was too... messed up...
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Cato is about as hot as Finnick Odair
3. What would happen if Twelve and Eight dated?
Delly and Primrose? Awkward..
4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yeppers. I ship Katnick
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
5/9.. don't know why..
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?
8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.
Secret Relationship (?)
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
When Peeta and Finnick died.. Annie and Delly got together and cried.
Katniss cried about Peeta too.. but Delly was his BFF, and they had a special connection, even though Katniss and Peeta we're married...
11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Blow by Ke$ha?
12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Johanna/Katniss/Delly hmm... probably T
13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Johanna! She is so awesome!
In Catching Fire: The scene where Katniss figures out what Wiress means by "Tick Tock"
74th Games: Foxface
75th: Hmm.. Johanna
TEAM Peeta or Gale?
What do you think?
Eh, not really.. maybe.
I like them together.
No. Just, no.
If Katniss didn't win the Games...
Foxface should have.
If Peeta died...
In the games? Cato and Katniss would have won and then they'd start the rebellion and get married and have children! :)
If Gale died...
Katniss wouldn't have had to choose!
If Finnick died...
If Rue lived...
Katniss would probably not want to kill her and THEY'D have to play up the romance thing.. :P
If Haymitch stopped drinking...
Hahaha!!! Haymitch stop drinking.. funny.
If Katniss chose Peeta...
They'd get married and have tons of children!
If Katniss chose Gale...
Then Peeta would probably be really sad, and probably would have married Delly.
If President Snow died...
This or That?
Katniss or Gale?
Gale or Peeta?
Finnick or Peeta?
CURSE YOU! Hmm.. Finnick.
President Snow or Peeta?
Katniss or Madge?
Madge or Thresh?
Rue or Clove?
Cato or President Snow?
Cato!!!!!! He's AWESOME.
A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer:
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If a little girl ever pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When I eat cake that is sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)
THINGS TO DO AT WALMART:
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!"
Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a Jedi match.
Do Gangnam Style down the aisles
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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it!
-We are born with two legs, two arms, two eyes, two hands, but only one heart. Thats because the other heart is somewhere around the world, waiting for you
-One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me
-Two men walk into a bar, The third one ducks.
-Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
-Boys are like slinkeys. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
-If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it.
-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up
-Of course I'm talking to myself, who else can I trust?
-I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?
-If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.
-When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies.
-Don't knock on death's door, ring the doorbell and run- he hates that!
-It's better to keep quiet and let someone think you're stupid, than to open your mouth and prove it.
-It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious.
-"It's just strange how the evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't."
-if you talk about me i got some advice. click your heels 3 times and say 'i wish i had a life'!
-"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."
-"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
-"He who laughs last didn't get it."
-I'm not random, i just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL!
-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?
-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.
-Love me or hate me. Personally I could care less
-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.
-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
-I'm not obsessed...I just think intensely...
This is like, my favorite poem EVER:
Her hair was up in a pony tail,
her favorite dress tied with a bow.
Today was Daddy's Day at school,
and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
that she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
for her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school
eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees;
a dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.
Children squirming impatiently,
anxious in their seats
One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
for a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?"
she heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one,"
another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her,
as she smiled up at her Mom.
And looked back at her teacher,
who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
came words incredibly unique.
"My Daddy couldn't be here,
because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
and how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories
he taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him.
I'm not standing here alone.
"Cause my daddy's always with me,
even though we are apart
I know because he told me,
he'll forever be in my heart"
With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere here in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love
of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
but its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much,
he's my shining star.
And if he could, he'd be here,
but heaven's just too far
You see he was a fireman
and died just this past year
When airplanes hit the towers
and taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
it's like he never went away."
And then she closed her eyes,
and she saw him there that day.
And to her mothers amazement,
she witnessed with surprise
A room full of daddies and children,
all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them,
who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
they saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy,"
to the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
for each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
by the love of her shining star.
And given the gift of believing,
that heaven is never too far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special
person, an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them, but then an entire
life to forget them.
For "Victim" by Garden Biscuits, here is the picture of a girl that I explained: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm3565193984/nm1425528
25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
"Okay NOBODY MOVE! He/She DROPPED His/Her BRAIN!"
"Everyone has the right to be ugly, but you've abused the privilege!"
"Hi! I'm human, and what are you?"
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, retard?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, idiot, run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "FRICK" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Will run around shouting it out to the world
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this.