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Author has written 2 stories for Virals.

i simply want people to read my book inspired by virals

please review what you think shoul happen next

thank you


i am 12 yrs old

i am bubbly

i am open to flames if they will help my story also there is no spell check on my laptop so there will b mistakes


Write down the names of your twelve favorite Maximum Ride characters, in no particular order.

1) Max

2) Fang

3) Nudge

4) Gazzy

5) Total

6) Dylan

7) Ella

8) Angel

9) The Voice

10) Brigid (redheads are awesome)

11) Dr. M

12) Iggy

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Dr. M and Dylan? You're kidding, right?

2. Do you think Four is cute? How cute?

Uh-huh. Gazzy is little boy cute. :P

3. What would happen if Eleven got Eight pregnant? Dr. M and Angel?! You have a very perverted mind.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

The Voice. I've read many with it in there but none focused on it directly.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dylan & Fang

You realise they want to murder each other right

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Total and THE VOICE? Or Total and BRIGID? Honey I think you need therapy

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Eight making out?

Ella walks in on fang and Angel? You is creepy...she would freak and tell max

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

After yoer of being bullied at school nudge dicides to fight back against the school bully; brigid

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Definitely with Angel and Max, fluff everywhere.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Eleven hurt/comfort fic. Ella finds comfort in her mom after the Flock leaves again and she once again isn't sure if they'll come back. Title: please come home

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three fics?


12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I don't think so... unless my friends like to draw Dr. M in they're spare time.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Ummm. NO! Fang/Gazzy/Total? May I just say: AHAHAHAHA!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

let the flames begin by paramore

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Eleven fic, what would the warning be?

Max/Dylan /Dr. M, Dylan breaks up with max and Dr. M turns violent!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Never read a Total fanfic. But I want to!

1.Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 81, Line 4.

The Host by Stephanie meyer “i was in a hurry now”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch?
a printer

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
some kind of oldies auctioning show

4.Without looking, guess what time it is.

18:00 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

18:35 PM

6.With the exception of the computer what else can you hear?
the washing mashine

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
20 mins ago. I was doing the recycling

8.Before you started this survey what did you look at?
my email

9.What are you wearing?
jeans and a stripy vertical top

10. Did you dream last night?
yep, a blue unicorn drank my pizza milkshake

11. When did you last laugh?
today on the phone to my friend olerato

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

13.Seen anything weird lately?
Not really

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's... perverted? Ya know, like those last 2.

15. What is the last film you saw?
The new James bond movie

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight. What would you buy?
Cake. A really big cake

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I is obsessed with carrot cake

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make it legal to own a llama

19. Do you like to dance?
Yeah in my pyjamas alone

20. George Bush:
why does he live in a bush?

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Rosabelle.

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Jason. I don’t know I like the name...

max ride quotes

You...are...a...fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking... ballet...dancers! Fang

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain." -Iggy

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, ZoeyAndStarkForeverAndAlways, fireboltwing4, HatingHatersWithAPassion, Mickey-Mouse-is-now-Purple26, cutiepie5514, CakeIsAGoodFriend,goldeneyedgirl

(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out? Nuh-uh.

2) Where did you get your default picture? its a pic of me and my BFF Olerato . Olerato is the black one

3) What's your middle name? elizabeth .omg im royal!

4) Your current relationship status? Single... damn!

5) Does your crush like you back? do you think i would be single if he liked me back? duh.

6) What is your current mood? pissed that im single

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? White with a black bow. Did I really just tell you that?

8) What color shirt are you wearing? rainbow

9) Missing something?

No... Wait... am i? Thanks for making me doubt myself.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? telling me friend who my crush was. she told everyone! including him!

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be?a human boy i wanna know how to pee standing up so what?

12) Ever had a near death experience? Nope

13) Something you do a lot? talk to my crush like were going out .damn im obvious!

14) The song stuck in your head? court of king caracatus- rolf harris

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? CakeIsAGoodFriend

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? my nana

17) When was the last time you cried?

today while reading virals fanfic love is a trial its so funny!

!18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Uh huh. 7 years old. trafford centre. twinkle little star. i forgot the words *facepalm* why did i tell you that

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? controling the elements electricity and ice and temperatures and wether

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? hot or not?

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? expresso caffein boost! always a bad idea

22) What's your biggest secret? i still own my teddy paddy, she was given to me by my nana betty (dead)

23) Favorite color? aqua

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? duh who doesn't

25) What are you? A human being. Most likely. MWAHAHAHA

26) Do you speak any other language? french *shudder*

27) What's your favorite smell?

blackpool pleasure beach doghnuts hot

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? pink . stupid 6 yr old obsession

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nope

30) What are you thinking about right now? llamacorn. A cross between a llama and a unicorn

31) What should you be doing? chores

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? mum

33) Do you like working in the yard? No. That's a weird question.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? jamieson. its a cool name

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? yep i babble

36) What is your natural hair color? dark brown dyed blonde. damn you mother!

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? akatsuki15 and her story 'love is a trial'


(\_/)This is Bunny Copy
(='.'=) and paste him in your profile and
(")_(")help him on his way to world domination!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air)(I'm worse than Bella (twilight) , really.)

92 percent of teenagers would die if david beckham / cheryl cole told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile.

If you have a HUGE profile (and you know it), but keep on adding stuff to it, then add this to your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile.




If you think Fang (maximum ride) is hot...copy and paste this on your profile.(sooooo hot...)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time, everyday)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are OBSESSED with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (Okay,maybe once or twice)

In Honor Of Morons, Idiots, and Just Plain Stupid People (taken from MizzBipolar's profile, with a bit of editing):

Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep away from children

Peanuts: Warning: May contain nuts (No!!!!!! Really?)

Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping (Because I curl my hair while sleeping all the time. Dumb butt)

Candle: Warning: Warning, a burning candle is fire. (Shoot! I thought it was water!)

Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking (Pfffftttt why wait 15 minutes... *sighs at people not getting I'm being sarcastic and are agreeing*)

Blanket From Taiwan: Warning:Not To Be Used as Shield From Tornado ( Hold on to the blanket, Dorothy!!!!!)

Frisbee: Warning: May contain small parts

Buthcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children

Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instsnt death. Anyone caught doing so will be prosecuted. ( I'm sorry, this is just... I'm sorry.)

Hair Coloring:Warning: Do not use as icecream toppings (Why use a a cherry?)

Dial Soap: Warning: Use like a regular soap

Sleeping Pills: Warning: May cause Drowsiness (No!!!!!!! I didn't know that!!!!!!)

Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required ( I'm scared for the human race. Like seriously scared.)

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad Follow her

When she stares at your mouth Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you Give her your attention

When she pulls away Pull her back

When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does

When she misses you she's hurting inside

When you break her heart the pain never really goes away

When she says its over she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"


So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Turn me on - Nikki Minaj (uuuuummm?)

Waking Up: llama song- unknown(WTF?)

First Day At School: payphone -maroon 5(wanting to go home i get it sort of)

Falling In Love: drive by- train(my love life isn't gonna work out to well is it then? Crap.)

Fight Song: shark-flightside (finally it works)

Breaking Up: Lego house - Ed sheeran (this kinda works)

Prom night: Love Death birth-carter burwell (perfect for slow dancing)

Life: I need a dollar- aloe blacc

(Shit. I hope not)

Mental Breakdown: stereo hearts-gym class hearts (wtf?)

Driving: jar of hearts-Cristina perri

(So strange)

Flashback: hit the lights- Selena Gomez (hell yeah this actually works)

Getting back together:love the way you lie- rihannaeminem (Umm...?)

Wedding: what makes you beautiful - one direction(yay this is a good sign)

Birth of Child: the A team- Ed Sheeran(so right!)

Final Battle:kill everybody -skrillex

(Wow epic fight. Violent but epic

Funeral Song: as long as you love me- Justin bieber (cuteish this is almost understandable )

Final Credits: U.N.I- ed sheeran

(This is alright)

After that you have probably guessed I have some rather unique tastes in music. But I'm not crazy!(mostly).

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Famous or not, here they come by Super.Nerd.Girl221 reviews
I've taken over this story. THANK YOU believe-me-or-not! Max is a pageant star. A new reality tv show, young and free, wants Max. When she accepts she meets Fang, a famous actor., who she previously thought was stuck-up. When someone almost discovers her secret, will she regret signing up? Rated T because I'm paranoid... *max an possibly Fang have wings*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 17,613 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Max, Fang
Transylvania High by Disney'sGurl reviews
Transylvania High, the home of magical, mutant, and mythical students. Maximum "Max" Martinez is a Grounded Angel, who never knew magic ever existed, but everything changes when she meets five people who will change her life, and with a bet she doesn't know about, odd dreams, and someone out for her sister, will Max last? Contains FAX and NIGGY
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,341 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - [Max, Fang] [Nudge, Iggy]
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 1,127 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
hmmmm WHO ARE YOU? by Super.Nerd.Girl221 reviews
What happens when Percy, Annabeth, Max and the flock meet. No plot in mind, but sounds like that combination will make chaos! Might include Ari, will include other campers and GROVER! Rated T cause I'm Paranoid like that.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Max, Percy J.
Island Time by Fallen Ark Angel reviews
Island full of teenagers? Check. Sexual tension? Check. Evil scientists? Check. Jealousy? Check. Wings? Check. Crazy diseases that cause a zombie outbreak? Ch- Wait, what? - Post Nevermore
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 202,694 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - [Max, Fang] - Complete
Unnatural: Part One by Lcat1556 reviews
This isn't a true fanfic of Maximum Ride, but a story I made up myself. However there are Maximum Ride references and similarities. Max was a large inspiration to my story, but the story line and characters are my own. I hope you enjoy either way. Thanks for reading!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012
Hi there, Princess! by ToWriteBlakeOnHerArms reviews
*Adopted from CakeIsAGoodFriend* Max Batchelder and Max Ride. 2 completely different girls, yet they are 1. Jeb Batchelder is the King of England. Max is the result of a relationship that didn't work out. No one knows she's a princess, not many know Max Batchelder exists. But as Max is forced to go to England for senior year, will some find out? Will Max get her fairytale endi
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,766 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Fang, Max
Reputations by NotSureYetHunny reviews
Max is the new girl in town who wants her old reputation back. The badass. At her new school she meets new friends that she connects with better than she expected. More importantly, she meets Fang. The player. But it's time to find out- is everyone just like they're reputation? Rated T for swearing and minor violence. My take on the classic Max Moves story. Check it out! : )
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 60,728 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Lost in Time But Found in Days by AkelaAndKaru reviews
What if Peeta had a sister, who in personality was the complete opposite to him, but he loved her with all his heart? And when disaster strikes and old mistakes surface to break the family apart, what will it take to retrieve his sister, and will he find love in the most unexpected places? Will a seemingly tragic event have a positive outcome in the end?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Peeta M.
Me, Max, and a Dog Kennel by tgypwya reviews
Saint captured Fang. A whole bunch of people captured Iggy. So when I got bored one night... I captured Max. Cue insanity. Rated T for obvious reasons. Just read it already. :P Important update!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 46 - Words: 69,722 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Complete
Love is a Trial by akatsuki15 reviews
This is a one-shot. Mostly Ben and Tory. Mentions of Shelton and Hi so if offended please don't read. Nothing really suggestive or anything like that, it's rated T because that's the audience age I pictured as I wrote it.
Virals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Ben B., Tory B. - Complete
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Just a poem but not a virals one sorry there is no war poems category reviews
This is just a random poem i wrote okay.
Virals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012 - Complete
freeks! reviews
title was not a mistype. please read this is an original story inspired by virals 5 teens gain super bowers and are hunted down by SOAD scientific organisation of abnormal discovery rated k for kissing
Virals - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,128 - Reviews: 20 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012