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Joined 08-02-12, id: 4171731, Profile Updated: 02-03-13
Author has written 5 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, and Rise of the Guardians.

Hmm...haven't updated this in a while...

Well, I'm obviously not going to say my real name. But it does start with an 's'. And please excuse the funny name. My sister chose it out for me and now it is officially my nickname. Um, I like Harry Potter, The Hunger Games, Warriors(the cat series), any Sherlock Holmes story, the Inkheart Trilogy...I guess any book besides Twilight. :P Most of the books suck except for the last one, but I heard that's because the author stole it from someone else. O.O But I guess I like a story about a person, child or adult, whose facing unbelievable odds. It's not usually the fact that they win(they always win) but it's HOW they get to that point where they're able to beat off the bad guy.

Which explains my new obsession with Jack Frost in ROTG. He's is BEAUTIFUL. O.O I saw the movie weeks ago, and I'm still fangirling over him! It's getting kind of ridiculous, actually.

But don't think I'm just some silly, random girl who hangs around her computer all day or just read books. I love flag football and basketball, and have been on both teams for my school for two years, hoping to go on my third next year. Favorite subject: history. I just like seeing how many textbooks I can catch in a lie. ;) Especially now that I have Assassin's Creed to help me. I LOVE them, Altair, Ezio, but Conner and Desmond get on my nerves sometimes. -.- Desmond, with your, "No, I'll sacrifice the world to Juno and make everyone slaves even though that was against what this whole freaking game was about!" And Conner was just a jerk. I don't recall Ezio EVER being that bad! Altair, on the other hand, was also a jerk. But he changed though, and that' the good part. :D

Also love watching action movies, but I occasionally drift in and out of DreamWorks or old Disney movies, laughing more harder at them than I ever did when I was younger. ;P My type of music...well, depends on the song. I'll like songs from pop to Celtic music, hip hop to alternative rock, rap to classical. I'm just funny in that type of way. Favorite artists? Actually, I have a couple...Heather Dale, Rihanna, Apocalyptica, Imagine Dragons, Paramore, Celtic Woman, Adele, Florence and the Machine, any orchestra, Ne-Yo, and one more, one more, oh yeah! The Civil Wars. They're pretty good, too. :D I also can play the bass(the actual huge violin, not the guitar), and people say I can sing fairly well. A bunch say I should go on American Idol or America's Got Talent. O.o I wouldn't go that far! But I LOVE singing. The only thing that brings me out of the darkness.

That, and poetry! . As you can tell, I love writing. so sometimes I write poems when I feel a burst of anger or passion. Been writing a lot lately. I wouldn't really care, except most of them are pretty good. That's when I start getting worried. Then I love to draw. I can draw really beautiful scenes, maybe even animals, but I can't seem to draw people. There's so many ways to capture a person, when a landscape only requires the sun. It never moves position and it's exactly the same as I leave it. Unless it get's bull-dozed or something.

What else, what else? Um, I have two cats, Brindle Taffy Amber Paw(a very affectionate, rambunctious she-cat who loves playing fetch and chasing her tail and meows A LOT.) and Calico(or Callie) Jade Amber Paw, who is also very affectionate, but she's more quieter than her older sister, and a lot more jumpy. she prefers to ween affection out my mom than me. :( she also has this funny meow where it sounds like she's barking, which get's a bit annoying, but it was better when we all thought she was gonna be a mute cat. Now neither of them shut up.

But just because I love cats doesn't mean I don't love dogs too! I would actually have one if my mom wasn't afraid. -.- so we have cats.

Um, I like to hike, play on my bass or flute, sing in the shower, and sometimes pretend I'm Celine Dion or Dido, and pretend I'm making my own music video to one of their more famous songs. I'm just weird like that. :P

This really works!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Alright, answer time!

1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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Whoops by PSYchOtiC-teNdencieS reviews
Hijack PWP! :P WARNING: M/M, awkward sex, unwieldy snark, weird lube, and all around extremely silly. Durhahaha. Now a chapter 2!
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,063 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
The Groundhog Wouldn't Do This by madsthenerdygirl reviews
Of all the ways their friends could find out, this was probably the worst.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Little Beasts by Elesteria reviews
Malik knew Altaïr was like him, someone so ingrained in blood that it sometimes seemed that that was all they were. They were predators, hunters, monsters, and other descriptors that people tended to put upon people like them. Serial Killer AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Altaïr, Malik
Heat by Guardian of Heart reviews
[PWP; Oneshot] Neither could particularly fathom what exactly it was they were doing, but neither could find it in themselves to stop. The summer love that swelled between them was far too sweet, too intoxicating and mesmerizing to stop.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,355 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost
Let Me Sleep by inatrice reviews
Altaïr comes back from a mission to a sleepy Malik.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Of Tongues and Dares by Ghost Hand reviews
Malik finds Altaïr and his suggestive teasing insufferable, ridiculous, and a little hot. But he can't let him know that; Altaïr's his best friend! During a video game marathon the power cuts out, forcing them to find new ways of entertainment. Modern AU. Lemon chapter is up!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Altaïr, Malik
Up On The Rooftop by Shugo-Ookami reviews
Malik has been working all day on the computer and Altair wants him to go outside and enjoy the air. Even if it means baiting him outside. Hey, there's smut in this okay.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Dirty Thoughts by xInspiredxOptimismx reviews
Hiccup's mind wanders during a slow day at the academy. When he manages to make an excuse and go home, something fun happens. ((Rated M for some ... naughty thoughts and Hiccup taking care of things and maybe one more thing.))
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Hiccup, Jack Frost - Complete
What the Hell? by xXRainbowSkittlesXx reviews
This fanfiction has no words to describe it. It was done within three hours in the early morning of a Monday. All the warnings I can give is that there is a horrible case of OOC on both characters, mature scenes, and language. I practically made up the story as I went along. :P Please enjoy to the best of your ability.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
First Stirrings by inatrice reviews
Altair and Malik have a bit of a history before they reach Solomon's Temple. TW: Underage, implied non-con.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Into The Eagle's Nest by Midnight Crisis reviews
There was only so much Malik could take when his bureau looked like a nest, literally a copy of a bird's nest, branches and feathers and leaves scattered all over the place, before he would snap. Altaïr was so dead.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Ouroboros: Blue and Yellow by Katrinea reviews
Ezio confesses his sins to Leonardo and the artist does his best to console his lover. Desmond awakes from an all too vivid dream and needs some consoling of his own. Leonardo x Ezio, Shaun x Desmond. Slash, lemon, fluff.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Amore Duro by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
In a fit of desperation, Leonardo decides if Ezio will not pay him respect, he will make him...but by no means does he like it. Leonardo/Ezio, BDSM, sexual content.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A. - Complete
F is for Fun by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Malik always had a certain displeasure for Altair. Can one act of 'revenge', on Altair's part, change that? Warning-MATURE ADULT CONTENTS!, M/M, violence, bad language, incest, Kadar is also in this...XD I hope you like and please let me know what you think! Thank you! XD
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,911 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - [Altaïr, Malik] Kadar - Complete
Peace is not for us by Liva Wilborg reviews
Warning: Yaoi! Ezio finds Leonardo's workshop in disarray. The asassin fears that he has lost his friend but soon finds that friendship and delicious intimacy is only a game-piece apart. This story has also been posted on deviantArt under the name Liva-Wilborg. I appreciate feedback, reviews and comments :D
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Hands by Hanna B. L'Ectre reviews
In which Ezio has a hand fetish. PWP, Ezio/Leonardo, rated M for sexual content.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Canvas by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
Ezio gave him a sceptical look, and Leonardo chuckled again. Reaching out with his paintbrush, he slashed across Ezio's nose. Ezio gasped in shock. "Paint the wall, not me!"
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,823 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
My new favorite weapon by deathskeith reviews
Ezio finds a codex long hidden by his departed Uncle. Bringing it to Leonardo he has discovered that this new weapon has some very interesting after effects on the victim. EZIOXLEO GUARDXGUARD Yaoi
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,132 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
No witnesses by Sharppa reviews
When Leonardo makes Ezio stay for a night, the assassin takes maybe a little too much wine and new things come to concentration. Ezio finds a whole new sides in him and his friend. Sides that he likes. A lot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
La Fine by Bexters reviews
'La Fine' is Italian for 'The end' "Tonight will be the last night I'll share a bed with you, Ezio Auditore. So, you better make it count." Ezio/Leo.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Domain by smilebot reviews
For an anon in the AC kink meme !o! Warning: For very mature audiences only. !o!EzioxLeonardo, numeric format: Dirty. Raw. Primal.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci
Riflessi by Hawkear of WindClan reviews
In honor of the full trailer and opening gameplay being shown at E3 today! EzioxLeonardo SMUT/YAOI/GAY SEX Copyright to ubisoft
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Fatigued by TomatoBisque reviews
His purse was heavy enough for a night amongst the whores of the brothel, but he didn't seek that sort of comfort this evening. Still, without any other direction, his hazy mind could only think of the warmth of a bed and another person's skin. Ezio/Leo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
That's Amore by CalciumRagazza reviews
Leonardo "accidently" makes love with Ezio on top of his latest commission and still wet canvas. Not much plot, but basically just sex.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Masquerade by BlueBastard reviews
It started off as a favor to Rosa. When Ezio stumbles across Leonardo's disguise, can the painter keep up the ruse against an assassin's determination? SLASH Ezio/Leonardo
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,074 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009
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Talent Show reviews
She saved his life once. Now it's time Jack saved hers. Sequel to Karaoke Night.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 107,526 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch, Tooth
Karaoke Night(Alternate Version) reviews
The Guardians have finally managed to convince Jack to join their monthly Karaoke Night. Now that he's gone, there's no turning back. And there's a certain someone isn't so eager to share Jack's voice with the rest of the Guardians. Alternate version from the original Karaoke Night, where Jack IS able to go to the Winter Concert...with disastrous consequences. Rated T for paranoia.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,625 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 12/3/2013 - [Jack Frost, Tooth] OC
Karaoke Night reviews
Jack finally comes to North's Karaoke Night, a feat the Guardians host once a month, something Jack's avoided for five. To his surprise, he actually enjoys it and decides to participate in the Winter Concert with his friends. But Pitch has something else in mind for him. Will Jack still be able to go to the Winter Concert? Warning: RAPE Pitch/Jack(VERY one sided) Tooth/Jack
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 154,646 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Kiss the Girl reviews
Jack has never had the chance to celebrate Valentine's Day, nor anybody to celebrate it with. But this year, that's about to change. Can Jack kiss a certain fairy before the night's over? ToothxJack
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 17 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
Kataang: What Happened Next reviews
This happens after Aang tells the Earth King about Zuko changing his mind, and the king going to war.Contains romance and a bit of Toph/The Duke and Sukka. It involves Aang and Katara getting into their first fight, learning how much Katara really means to Aang, and that someone else might be after the couple. And it's not Ozai. DISCONTINUED
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,862 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Aang, Katara