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Well, I used to have information on here about things I no longer want to discuss, so here are a bunch of quotes I like!

Ah, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us once again!

I'm sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

I'm sorry, I didn't know that you were an expert on my life and how I live it. Please, continue whilst I take notes.

It's not that I hate you, it's just that if you posted on Facebook that you were about to jump off a cliff, I'd poke you.

Living on Earth is expensive, but at least it comes with free trips around the sun.

People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

Fake is the new trend, and everyone is in style.

Good men are like unicorns. Everyone talks about them, but no one has actually seen one.

I am an angel! The horns are just to keep the halo straight!

My doctor told me I need to kill people. Well, not with those exact words. He said I need to lower the amount of stress in my life. Same thing, really.

I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now.

While you were out, shit:

( ) Happened

( ) Hit the fan

( ) Rolled downhill

( )-for-brains called

( )-creek is what you're up

Due to the confidentiality of my job, I have no idea what I'm doing.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that the chair swivels.

I got a new job with the local hostage negotiators. I tried to call in sick but the bastards talked me out of it.

Doing a good job here is like wetting your pants in a dark suit. You get a warm feeling, but no one else notices.

You don't have to be crazy to work here, we're prepared to train you.

If I died and went straight to Hell, it'd take me a week to realize that I wasn't at work anymore.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

A minute of kissing burns 26 calories. No wonder those sluts are so damn skinny.

I don't know when the UFO came and dropped of all these stupid people, but apparently, they aren't coming back for them.

Chaos, panic, disorder... I see my work is done here.

Doing nothing is harder than it looks. You never know when you're done.

Doing nothing is harder than it looks. You don't get to take breaks.

The one who said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

Don't worry about what people think. They don't do it very often.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

Of course it's always in the last place you look. Why would you keep looking after you've found it?

You must have over-slept and missed the Intelligence Train this morning.

"Stalking" is such a strong word. I prefer "Intense research about a certain individual."

Insanity doesn't run in my family. It strolls through, taking the time to get to know each of us personally.

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Harem by Kurt's Anatomy reviews
Kurt Hummel has always been one for revenge. When Noah Puckerman crosses the line in a major way and hurts his girls, nobody is prepared for the subsequent events. Because when somebody messes with Kurt's friends, they had better watch their back. Season 2 AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,554 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/19 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Quinn F., Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P.
An Unexpected Hobbit by elveriamoir reviews
Is everything really as it seems to Thorin and company when they meet Bilbo. I do so love reading the comments you leave me :D Will end up containing mentions of Durincest and slash if this isn't your thing please don't read and flame me.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 279,873 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fíli, Kíli]
The Captivating Carraway by HellsGate201 reviews
A different take on the Great Gatsby, written from the perspective of the Great Gatsby himself. Jay Gatsby finds himself choosing between a lost love and a new start. Characters and plot may differentiate from the book. (GatsbyxNick) (GatsbyxDaisy) Oneshot
Great Gatsby - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26 - [J. Gatsby, Nick C.] Daisy B., Tom B.
Caramel Macchiatos by phandommember2009 reviews
Phil hated his stupid job. His co-workers talk about him behind his back, give him the worst chores and hours, and are just generally the worst. The only thing that makes it manageable is the cute boy who come in occasionally and definitely does not like him. Fluffy coffee shop AU
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
Blindfold by I-Like-Pie-Too-Dean reviews
What will Harry do when he is summoned to Rivendell and is thrown into the mess of the fellowship where he happens to catch the eye of one blonde elf? What about his unusual abilities which seemed to be a hindrance yet a blessing for the fellowship? How will Harry survive aiding the nine companions of the fellowship on their journey, and will he make it out alive? LoTR/HP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,113 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 2,693 - Follows: 4,036 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Harry P., Legolas
The Boy With The Grey Hands by phandommember2009 reviews
Dan and Phil High School AU. Phil has Dan in his Advanced English and Dan comes in every day with grey paint on his hands, striking Phil's interest in the boy with the grey hands.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,451 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/5 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
Daily Compliments by phandommember2009 reviews
An old tumblr fic I found when I was cleaning out my computer. Basically Phil is insecure so Dan gives him daily compliments while trying not to reveal his crush.
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire - Complete
New Twilight by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry grew up in the Muggle world brought up by a nanny his parents hired. He's only seen his parents a few times and he knows they are ashamed of him. They move him further away to Forks. His siblings find out about him, and they are furious with their parents. Will they lose their remaining children? Harry learns what its like to love and have a family with the Cullen's E/H SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 175,202 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 4,051 - Updated: 1/24 - Published: 11/20/2011
The Phlower Shop by phandommember2009 reviews
AU where Phil owns a flower shop and Dan goes out of his way to buy his flowers, and they become friends and slowly fall for each other. No warnings, just lots of fluff and awkward Dan
Web Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8 - AmazingPhil, Danisnotonfire
A New Life by HarryPotterBlack7 reviews
Set after DH. Harry is transported to an alternate universe, where he grows up as James' brother. But when he gets tangled in a web of family, romance and the First War, what will Harry do? HPSB Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 258,503 - Reviews: 2315 - Favs: 3,780 - Follows: 4,405 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P.
Desert Dreams by yaoigirl22 reviews
A villain has shown an interest in Wally, and will do anything to get him, what said villain didn't count on was his over-protective friends and Roy and Kaldur who want the speedster for their own.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,572 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Wally W./Kid Flash
Mulan Rewrite by Winder reviews
What would happen if Mulan actually were a boy? The rewrite of the story yaoi edition. Might be change to M in later ill going to be updated but will take some time. M/M
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,069 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 6/27/2010 - [Shang, Mulan]
Oh Boy, You Left Me Speechless by Choice reviews
Eddy rubbed his hands together in glee. "Let's have a dare!" "Oh, I love dares! Almost as much as life itself. And toast," Ed murmured to himself, humming happily. "What kind of a dare?" Edd asked sharply. Wherein the Eds are up to their usual antics, leaving chaos in their wake. Kevedd with some imagination. Title from Lady Gaga's 'Speechless'.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2016 - Ed, Edd, Eddy, Kevin - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Senior Year by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape, Dumbledore, Remus, Sirius, Fred, and George were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical' and 'A Very Potter Sequel'. But now that's over and they're joined by Neville and Luna to watch A Very Potter Senior Year! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Sequel'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,815 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 8/13/2016 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Harry P.
Past's Player by The Fictionist reviews
Getting stuck in 1942 was bad. Getting put into Slytherin was even worse. Having Tom Riddle practically stalk him? Harry hated his life. Prequel to Fate's Favourite. [ABANDONED.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,748 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 5966 - Favs: 3,614 - Follows: 1,681 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Rack 'Em Up, Let's Play Again by Laura Schiller reviews
A Niles/CC story for every episode, because we can't get enough of our favorite couple.
Nanny - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,888 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 10/20/2011 - CC B., Niles
We Know by ILiveADaydream reviews
AU! Diverges in the middle of "We Know," because the Democratic Republicans are possessive of their enemy, and won't see him ruined by an affair. Speculation is one thing, this is another entirely and they are gentlemen, thank you. There are better ways to destroy Hamilton's reputation. Rating is for liberal swearing.
Hamilton - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/19/2016 - A. Hamilton, A. Burr, T. Jefferson, J. Madison - Complete
A Thing with Feathers by Rose Basilisk007 reviews
When Harry is left at the Dursley's after 5th year, his world has been tilt upside down with revelations. He finds himself alone and in dark times; twistedly re-living his childhood. Then, as all hope seems gone, a thing with feathers flutters back into his life. Contains: light-bashing, abuse, slash-HP/LV/TMR, MPreg later. Don't Like, Don't Read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 77,341 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 2,093 - Follows: 2,869 - Updated: 4/20/2016 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr.
Fear of Feeling by ioverheardthis reviews
Seven years ago, a young Sheikah boy swore an oath to be the Hero of Time's Guide during his journey to save their land of Hyrule. Sheik is rather skeptical of Link and at first doesn't believe he can amount to the legends foretold about him. However, after he meets the Hero of Time, Sheik realizes that he was wrong.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 258,844 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 4/19/2016 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Sheik, Link
Our Prince Harry by yaoigirl22 reviews
Prince Harry of Hogwarts has come of age, and for his birthday he gains a Harem of men. Lucky Harry, but something dark is growing within the castle and Harry's Harem will do anything to protect their prince. If only said prince would stay OUT of danger!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,318 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,509 - Updated: 3/22/2016 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 85 - Words: 386,806 - Reviews: 7990 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 4,306 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
In Heat by siany reviews
Superboy goes into heat. Robin isn't entirely sure what's going on. Batman intervenes. Citrus.
Young Justice - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,301 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/21/2016 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy - Complete
A Hotter Touch by JazzyBoHart6 reviews
AU- Kurt Hummel is done letting Blaine Anderson run his life, he's done being a shell of the person he once was. So after Blaine finally pushes him to far? He breaks things off & decides it's time to be the Real Kurt Hummel again, the fierce, independent & confident BAMF he was always meant to w? He has 3 guys trying to win him. Not Blaine/ Rachel friendly. Kurtana friendship
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Kurt H., Puck, Sam E., Sebastian S.
Last Homely Hole by ClassicalTorture reviews
Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,863 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/18/2016 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
True Wealth by Inexplicable Cat reviews
"And then she rescued him right back yadda yadda yadda la dee blah blah da. Listen, I'm not looking for a fairytale but what exactly do you call the resident Croesus suddenly taking an interest in the poor boy?" "South Park level craziness maybe?"
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,661 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 2/21/2015 - [Kenny M., Token B.] Craig T., Tweek T.
Lily's Plan by MelloPie reviews
MPWW - M for later chapters - Remus has had a secret crush on Sirius for a very long time. When Lily finally catches on, she decides to do whatever she can to help Remus get what he wants. After all, she has a plan. And her plans never fail!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,707 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 1/11/2016 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter and The Veela by Z-bond reviews
AU, Harry Potter was four years old when The Dark Lord attacked, Harry vanquished the Dark Lord but his baby brother takes all the credit. Dark but not evil Harry! Super Powerful&Smart Ravenclaw Harry. Starts with Harry's fourth year. HP/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 149,540 - Reviews: 3254 - Favs: 9,369 - Follows: 9,708 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D.
Mistletoe Mocha by SynapticFirefly reviews
The holiday rush just isn't bringing money into the coffee shop. Craig doesn't wonder why. The place kind of sucked anyways. [Christmas gift to kofukune!]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
In a Mirror, Festively by SynapticFirefly reviews
Eric Cartman just wants his charities to succeed for the holidays. It just sucks living in a universe where beards are commonplace and being evil is rewarded. And with Christmas purges and his own depraved boyfriend trying to put the kibosh on his good deeds, will Eric get the Christmas miracle he deserves? Probably not.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,524 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/17/2015 - Published: 12/6/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Eyes of Precious Stones by Abeham reviews
He knew, he always knew he was special. More so than his brother, the so called Boy-Who-Lived. No one believed him, Well now they had no choice. "I will never let anyone hurt them. They are my heart and my soul. No one will hurt them" . AU, Wrong Boy who lived, Alive Potters, Threesome slash, really really really slow Harry/ Tom/ Lucius, Manipulative Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 205,437 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 2,633 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Lucius M., Tom R. Jr.
One So Small by uoduck reviews
Harry remembers going towards the light then hearing someone say that his next life was a gift and he wouldn't ever need to fight. Ha! However, the people that he grew up around were small minded and thought that there should be no such thing as a hobbit with a penchant for weird things. So, he moves in with his childhood friend. This will be Harry/Thorin/Bilbo.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 11/3/2013 - [Harry P., Bilbo B., Thorin]
Golden Borne by Rainsaber reviews
After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo leaves with the clothes on his back, memories, and scars, but no riches. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo takes with him a treasure greater than the Arkenstone and the kingdom of Erebor put together. Bilbo/Thorin, M-Preg/Slash. Also Dwalin/Ori and Balin/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,904 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 12/1/2015 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
Infra-Red by SynapticFirefly reviews
Don't take Eric Cartman's seat at lunch. Don't laugh and get chummy with his friends. Most of all, don't flirt with Kyle Broflovski.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/18/2015 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Three way split by smounged1989 reviews
Sam, Mikaela, and Will are in for a surprise when they find out that they are each 1/3 of the AllSpark. How will they deal and what changes will they go through. At least pairings that I can think off so far. SamxBee of course.Mikaela/Jazz,Will/Ironhide.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 108,214 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
For You, Anything by QuirkyRevelations reviews
When he and the other nations are invited to America's New Year's Eve party, Japan panics at the American tradition of kissing someone at midnight. So as a result, he takes measures to avoid this, including staying away from the handsome, charming host who seems intent on hanging out with him. "So, uh…what do you say to hanging out and doing the countdown together?" Ameripan SLASH!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,164 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/20/2015 - Published: 6/20/2015 - [America, Japan] - Complete
Rise of the Dragonborn by TheDarkAngel'sShadow reviews
As the New Kid, Sage Amsel just wants to leave his past behind and live life as a normal kid. But in South Park, "normal" does not exist. Now, Sage must deal with manipulative wizards, marauding drow elves, and possibly the greatest threat he'll ever face: how to deal with having too many friends on Facebook. Rated M, because South Park. May contain yaoi pairings. Just saying.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 90,416 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 1/17/2015 - [Butters S., Douchebag] [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Sore Must Be the Storm by shinigami714 reviews
"He was tired of hoping. Tired of wishing. So he really should just stop. Give up and accept that he was unwanted. And yet…", Fili/Kili, Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,571 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 342 - Updated: 9/2/2015 - Published: 9/25/2013 - [Fíli, Kíli] [Thorin, Bilbo B.]
Dreamer by Magda the Magpie reviews
John is wounded in Afghanistan, and not only does he have to deal with his injuries but wih his guilt at not having the terrible nightmares his fellow soldiers suffer from. He soon realizes his dreams are not normal and they always lead him to one man. A man he's dead set on protecting once he gets back to London, even if that means he has to get his hands dirty to do so.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 107,003 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 4/18/2015 - [John W., Sherlock H.] - Complete
Contingency Plan by Goldenbrook15 reviews
With all of the precautions Batman took to hide his identity, would he really overlook the fact that if they take off his mask everyone will know who he is?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker, Commissioner Gordon, Alfred - Complete
Bright by EloquentDossier reviews
There were several things in Aaron Hotchner's life that had never made sense to him. ...But what baffled Hotch the most was how someone who was as intelligent as Spencer Reid could be so inherently oblivious. / In which Hotch has his work cut out for him, and the team attempts to be helpful. / Eventual Slash, but this is intended to be rather short and mostly fluffy.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,011 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/8/2015 - [A. Hotchner/Hotch, S. Reid] P. Garcia - Complete
I Had Your Attention All Along by teal-slippers1990 reviews
Derek Morgan, high school football player, made a proposition to a rather unwilling Spencer Reid, resident school genius. But then, Spencer didn't stand much of a chance, did he? Rated M for later chapters. AU. A bit of OOC for Morgan. Slash Reid/Morgan. **COMPLETE** Continued in "Fixing It"
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 112,925 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 12/13/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
To Be Remade by ChangeTheCircumstances reviews
Wanda wonders what she will do without her brother after the events at Sokovia. However, she's soon forced to wonder what she will do with her brother after the realization that her powers have a much farther reach than first assumed.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,576 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 5/6/2015 - [Pietro M./Quicksilver, Hawkeye/Clint B.] [Wanda M./Scarlet Witch, Vision] - Complete
Eyes Down by Lafayette1777 reviews
Four times the Double-O section infiltrates Q-Branch, and the one time Q's alright with it.
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2015 - [James Bond/007, Q 3] - Complete
The Commentary of TOS for KS by Brittany Diamond reviews
While going through every episode top to bottom, I'll be looking for evidence that supports K/S and also discussing the arguments against it. Serious about the argument, ridiculous about everything else. M for language. Yay 60s.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 279,693 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 5/14/2015 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Rise of a Dark Lord by Little.Miss.Xanda reviews
Dumbledore was sure he had made the right choice. Ten years later Harry shows him just how wrong he was. With little regard for most, Harry makes a name for himself at Hogwarts, and shows everyone that he is far more than just the BWL. In doing that he attracts the attention of the Dark Lord, making Voldemort believe that the Boy-Who-Lived could be far more than an enemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 239,985 - Reviews: 4639 - Favs: 9,590 - Follows: 10,520 - Updated: 4/14/2015 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
The Elder Master Baggins by Kage kioku aji tenshi reviews
I stole my own prompt...Again. From Prompts Chpt1#7. When Belladonna came back over the Misty Mountains on her way back to the Shire she found a Child, one that would become hers in all but blood. Bilbo knew that his brother liked adventures, much like his mother had, and he spent much of the year going on adventures, he never expected that his mother had found him on one of hers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 48,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 12/20/2013 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
Just Like a Tattoo (On Hiatus) by xWishingDust reviews
Kurt finds out who his soul mate is, will it change his life? After all, he already has a boyfriend. A new teacher starts at McKinley and has no idea what he's set himself up for. Karofsky gets a surprise that might ruin his reputation. Sebastian, a new student, has a slight obsession with Kurt. How far will he take that obsession? Rated M for mentions of violence, sex & drug use.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,746 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 3/18/2015 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
120,500 Reasons by Shadowcatxx reviews
The Canadian Tulip Festival was the largest in the world, thanks to Netherlands' annual gift of 10,000 tulips. Every May, Netherlands crossed the Atlantic and spent three weeks with Canada. The festival was always a good time, but as the years passed Netherlands found himself less drawn to Ottawa for the culture, and more and more for the violet-eyed Canadian who lived there.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/12/2015 - Canada, Netherlands - Complete
Corvus by LadyFreak reviews
Twins are attacked by Voldemort the night he vanishes. One is named the BWL. What happens to the other twin? After finding their son talking to snakes, the Potters decide that he is dark and evil and give him to Dumbledore. What happens to the abandoned twin? Who takes the boy in when it seems like no one cares? AU, Rating for later chapters, Wrong BWL, adoption,Yr2 Comp 7/26/13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 49 - Words: 158,322 - Reviews: 1844 - Favs: 3,128 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Harry P.
Bully by SilverMidnight52 reviews
What happens when a suicide attempt rocks some students? READ THE WARNING!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Neville L. - Complete
Fingfur by Lady Blue Shadow reviews
Harry is Fingfur. He is reborn as a Dwarf, but still quite young when Erebor falls. He is older than Fili, Kili and Ori, though. When he wants to join the Company Dwalin protests heavily. Why? And how come Fingfur is more at home with the Hobbit than with the other Dwarrows? Slash! Please read! (Mentions of) MPreg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,763 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 800 - Updated: 1/13/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Thorin, Bilbo B., Dwalin
Demons by Charlie Chaos reviews
Bilbo Baggins has a secret no one would expect, he isn't a Baggins at all. He is a Dragon, Arandur the Golden, the great Golden Drake of the Western sea. Last of the civilized dragons to roam Middle Earth. Hiding in exile in the form of a Hobbit reborn time and time again, same creature different shell. Little does he know that times are changing, and he might be exiting retirement
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,070 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 1/7/2015 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Death Follows by stelladelnordxd reviews
James and Lily finally get a chance to see their son grow up. How? By simply following him around once he soon turns eleven. They'll watch as he finds new friends, goes through adventures not even James would want to do, and find out the truth about things. Non-canon, takes scenarios from both movies and books.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 11/16/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Argument by ABCaseasyas123 reviews
After 'Misery', a hurt Kurt lashes out at Blaine, and is rejected cruelly at a time of need, coming to the conclusion that nobody wants him around. After a complete change in personality, will anybody recognize him?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,681 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Can I? by shounenai4life reviews
Justin has never been close to Max, and he never really minded. Suddenly, his feelings have changed. Justin/Max.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,153 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Justin R., Max R., Zeke
Behind the mine's door by highwayKing reviews
An odd duo kidnaps as many people as they could. And for what? To watch some movies. But will everything turn out alright? – a 'watching the movie' story. Status: Big pause
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,298 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014
Family Love by yamiyugi23 reviews
Due to somehow getting deaged Harry ends up as a young baby and in the care of Bill and Charlie Weasley. What chaos will this turn of events bring for Bill, Charlie and Harry' Written for Awesomely Unperfect 21 and Multichapter BootCamp Challenge. Warnings: Yaoi, BillW/CharlieW pairing, Incest Pairings, Deaged-werewolf-Harry, character basing, M rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,517 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Harry P., Bill W., Charlie W.
A Shot in the Dark by Silver pup reviews
AU — When he opens his eyes again, he finds himself in his old bed in his old home in his old body. Is this death? Or a trick of magic? Either way, Bilbo recognizes a second chance when he sees one, and this time his adventure with Thorin is going to go a bit differently.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 220,169 - Reviews: 2449 - Favs: 3,920 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 9/13/2014 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The One That I Want by Fluro-Green Skittles reviews
'He could almost still feel the electricity beneath his skin from the touch. He thought he had seen something then, in Kenickie's eyes. He thought he had seen his feelings mirrored back. Then they had split apart, combing their hair and trying to act cool, and neither one of them had mentioned it since.' Danny/Kenickie pairing, nobody else seems to have noticed the chemistry.
Grease - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,860 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 2/26/2013 - [Danny Z., Kenickie]
The Art of Sneaking by Yummykyman reviews
Cartman believes Kyle has something that belongs to him, but what he finds instead is much more surprising. Kyman, EricxKyle KylexCartman, Smut, COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 82,634 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 4/7/2014 - Eric Cartman, Kenny M., Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
An Offer He Couldn't Refuse by Kayliana reviews
Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,700 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
More Than Friends by confused-bliss reviews
Justin has started his freshman year at Pittsburgh University. To his chagrin, his roommate is none other than his secret high school crush - Brian Kinney. After a rocky start, a true friendship evolves. Will they remain only friends... or will they give in to what they both want the most?
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,087 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 8/22/2013 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
A Concert for Twenty Fingers by Craneeum reviews
My name is Noah and I'm just about twenty-one. I'm studying at McGill University in Quebec, fourth year BA. After I finish that, I might go into law, or maybe be a professor like my parents. Oh wait, silly me, you only care about the part of my life that involved kissing boys and being embarrassed on reality TV. Alright, here it is, if you insist: My manifesto of Total Drama.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,406 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Cody, Noah
Game Over by PartiPooper reviews
When Kyle makes a bet with Cartman and the latter starts to win, Kyle has to seal his success by distracting him...with his body. (Smutty Kyman One-Shot; Rated M for profanities and sexual scenes.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2014 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
The Offer by confused-bliss reviews
Brian is a multi-millionaire. He has found his money can buy anything. Justin's life has been anything but ideal; his style of live bringing many bad decisions. Soon after meeting, the cunning financier devises a way to have what he wants for an agreed upon time. Will Justin accept Brian's offer of protection?
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 80,687 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
I Must Be by Yummykyman reviews
Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle. One Shot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,356 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
My Hills, Your Hills by Amberthepirate reviews
Thorin may be King under the mountain, but Bilbo is Lord of the Hillside. Banishment suits the hobbit strangely well, and now he wants revenge on his One, and Thorin finds that his recklessness has cost him his burglar. Thorin/Bilbio, angst, Dark!Bilbo, all of Thorin's company, maybe a happy ending?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 7866 - Favs: 6,842 - Follows: 7,156 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
I'm going on an Adventure! Again by Nithul reviews
'Now, he had a month to prepare for 13 dwarves and an extremely meddlesome wizard. Blessings of the One go with him indeed. He was going to need it.' Bilbo Baggins wakes in Bag End with a second chance to live his life, and he plans to do it right this time. And maybe woo a stubborn dwarf king while he's at it. Bagginshield, Time Travel, Fix-it fic.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,994 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,392 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin]
A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year Two (& podfic) by picascribit reviews
1972-1973: The story of a werewolf's bite that sealed the fate of four boys, and of the Wizarding world. Year Two: When his secret comes out, Remus must learn to face his friends and himself. RLxSB preslash. Current chapter: Rumours are flying that werewolves were responsible for the destruction of Dunheath. Partial podfic available at AO3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 96,533 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P.
Finding You by A.J. Kelly reviews
The first time Edward passed through Forks, he found himself strangely drawn to the Quileute leader, Ephraim Black. But knowing that he wasn't his mate, Edward left with his family. Years later, Edward meets Jacob; but the separation and tensions between the wolves and vampires are a hindrance to Edward getting what he wants. Thankfully, both Edward and Jacob are stubborn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,007 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Edward, Jacob
Hannibal: You Want It, You Got It by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Hannibal is captured, tried, and imprisoned. But his and Will's story doesn't end there, much to Hannibal's surprise. And delight. See warnings inside.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,992 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hannibal L., Will G.] - Complete
Destiny's Darling by The Fictionist reviews
The excess of the Fate's Favourite universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 76,253 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 6/5/2014 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Want you to Want me by Twilightobsessed09 reviews
Written for Pimp my Bunnies contest. Jasper Whitlock spent his high school years being tormented by Edward Cullen. Now years later when their paths cross again, could the boy he once hated become the man he loves? AH, slash...R&R, mature themes! mature audiences only!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 226,967 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Changing The World - Marauder Style by xXChild-Of-DemonXx reviews
When James Potter died, he didn't expect to get sent inside his son's mind by The Great Lady Fate to "change the future for the better". With him helping Harry, together they'll go to Hogwarts, ruin the Old Goat's plans and maybe save some people along the way. The Wizarding World will never know what hit them. AU, slash, lemons, character bashing, prankster!Harry, many pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,181 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Harry P., James P., George W., Charlie W.
Help of a Phoenix by Xersin reviews
During 1977, Albus Dumbledore laments the condition of the country due to the war, and wistfully wishes, he could know the future. Fawkes, his partner, fulfills it. He brings back a set of books, from the future! Watch as the future is changed, by the help of a Phoenix. Watch as Dumbledore, members of First Order and a few student's read, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,810 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Fawkes
A King's One and a Burglar's Match by slayer of destiny reviews
A discussion on Hobbit customs leads to a new understand between Dwarves and their Hobbit. Can Thorin's fate be changed by one startling similarity between the two childrens of Aule and Yavanna?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,662 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 111 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Smoke and Shadow by kailthia reviews
A sick Thorin stumbles into Bag End four years before the Quest for Erebor. Slightly AU. Bagginshield. M for a reason.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/8/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Scooby Doo Mystery Love by Ralyena Starrling reviews
I am pleased to present you all with my own version of Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated. In this story you'll see serious mysteries relating to the crimes of theft, kidnapping, embezzlement, assault and above all else murder. Watch as the gang tries to solve these mysteries and put the criminals behind bars. And behind the scenes watch Freddy try to tell Shaggy how he feels.
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/14/2014 - [Fred, Shaggy]
A second Chance by ThatSmuttyAuthor reviews
This story tells the tale of what may happen if both Bilbo and Thorin had the chance to go back in time, and restart their adventure. I may have deleted the chapter in with the full-length summary, don't yell at me;c. *Bagginshield with mentions of Durincest*
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] [Fíli, Kíli]
In Pursuit of Good Fortune by QuirkyRevelations reviews
China doesn't know what to expect when Russia wants to give him a gift so he does the most logical thing he could think of: he makes a run for it. And Russia does the most fun thing he could think of: he chases after him. "Where are you going now, China? I need to give you your gift." Simple RoChu one-shot, SLASH!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2014 - [China, Russia] - Complete
The Coming of Someday by FrostInTheWarren reviews
The one thing Jack wanted was to be seen. Now that he is, he has no idea what he's supposed to do. 300 years of loneliness and trust issues don't just go away. Of course, the memories he's getting in his sleep may answer a few questions. (Or: Jack realizes things, the Guardians have a lot to make up for, and Bunny finally gets some Jack.) Jackrabbit. Sequel to The Nature of Belief
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,052 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 10/31/2013 - [Jack Frost, Bunnymund] - Complete
Jealousy is Not a Samurai Trait by Totally-Out-Of-It reviews
Morgan watches Reid get hit on at the bar and realizes that no one appreciates the genius's ranting and brilliance the way he does... so he reacts in a way that is only natural. He chases the girl away and picks Reid up instead.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2014 - D. Morgan, S. Reid, Clooney - Complete
Warden's Obsession by confused-bliss reviews
Brian is a warden at a medium security prison. Justin has been convicted of voluntary manslaughter and sentenced to serve time in prison. What will happen when Warden Kinney sees a young man that he becomes obsessed to possess? Will he behave honorably or will he use his power to make things happen? ***NOW COMPLETE!***
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,655 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Discovering Mr Baggins by Eareniel reviews
A.K.A. The Quest for Erebor: The story of a Hobbit, told through the eyes of the dwarves.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,605 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 1/2/2014 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
The Walls of Ba Sing Se by jin fenghuang reviews
Jetko.Uncle never heated his tea, leaving Jet with a rather different obsession. In a city crowded with refugees, ruled by the shadowy hand of the Dai Li and the Bei Fongs, the Freedom Fighters find a new home and a rather unexpected new recruit. Jet Zuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 115,754 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Zuko, Jet - Complete
A Mid-Winter Adventure by randomplotbunny reviews
The mid-winter celebration in the Shire is a time for family to come together, but our favorite hobbit doesn't have anyone to celebrate with. A band of Dwarves and a batty old wizard are about to change that. Eventual Thilbo Bagginshield
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,353 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 12/10/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
The Hobbit: The Unexpected Wizard by uoduck reviews
Voldemort shoots an unknown curse at Harry in the final battle, which transports him to an entirely new universe. This story will likely be slash, of the Thorin/Bilbo kind. This will also be Fili/Kili/Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,390 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - [Harry P., Kíli, Fíli] - Complete
Life After Death And Betrayal by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is twenty two years old, moving to Forks to settle down and open a bakery. He's seen death and suffered betrayal at the hands of those he trusted. He also has a secret he hasn't told another living soul. He is the Master of death. Things change for Harry, giving him a reason to live other than his godson for the first time. Jasper/Harry SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,128 - Reviews: 3006 - Favs: 4,500 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
A New Life in a New World by Lacus01 reviews
Harry and Luna are the only survivors of the Battle of Hogwarts and make a wish to start over and be happy. The Valar hear the wish and send them to Arda as children where Bilbo takes them in and adopts them. The Company comes looking for a Burglar, only to wind up with 3. No one expected to find love on the journey. M/M, M/F/M, mpreg. Thorin/Bilbo, Bofur/Harry, Fili/Luna/Kili
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,198 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 1,011 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Bilbo B.
Joker's Scale of Justice by Words of Heresy reviews
The famous Joker - Bane face-off, if their had been one, and how it might have played out. Or the the one where Joker tries to be fair (he really does) SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2013 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] [Bane, Miranda T./Talia al Ghul] - Complete
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 591 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
In Amongst the Wolves by LaurenceS reviews
"Lucky for you, hero, it's easier to keep an eye on you when you're just down the hall than it'd be if we locked you in the dungeon, so you get a nice soft bed, rather than a cell. You should be grateful; our other option was to break your legs so you couldn't run, but Vaati, bleeding heart that he is, thought it'd be too cruel..." Link is trapped. Shit. Yaoi, consensual L/G/V/DL
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,164 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 10/10/2013 - [Link, Ganondorf, Vaati, Dark Link]
Yuletide Cheer by PageNotFound404 reviews
Severus's life was a routine: wake up, eat, study, get bullied, study, eat, study, get bullied, study, eat, and sleep. Getting asked out by his Tormentor with a capital letter T though, was not on his itinerary.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,150 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 12/7/2011 - James P., Severus S. - Complete
Baker's Dozen by Tiger Lily Roar reviews
For most of his life, Harry Potter has been hunted. He was hunted by Dudley and his friends. Then he was hunted by Voldemort and the Death Eaters. Now, after making a life for himself in the Muggle World, Harrison Evans has found himself hunted once again. (WARNING:SLASH) Rated for coarse language in later chapters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 3,157 - Follows: 2,826 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 4/30/2012 - [Harry P., D. Morgan] - Complete
Five Times by Kisan.Lee reviews
-Kyman- Or, the five times where Kyle admitted Cartman was right and the one time Cartman said Kyle was. Rated for language and...sexual themes?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,409 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/17/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Baking My Way Into Your Heart by theSilence reviews
AU No wolves. College fic. Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new. Sterek. Fluffiness. Slow-burn.
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 188,781 - Reviews: 1126 - Favs: 1,827 - Follows: 1,191 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Stiles, Derek H. - Complete
Max Misfires by terboDC1980 reviews
Where Max as usual miscasts a spell, and his brother ends up being the target. Could this be Max's secret wish come true? But what happens when the spell wears off? Warning: slashy brotherly love to come.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,732 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/15/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Justin R., Max R.
Jealousy, turning saints into the seas by misslaurielou88 reviews
Set after Silly Love Songs. After the performance at Breadsticks with the other Warblers, Kurt meets someone who shows interest in him. Could this possibly spark jealousy in Blaine and show him that Kurt is the one for him; the one he has been looking for forever?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,249 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 10/8/2013 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Whole New World by fuzzy-christmas-socks reviews
When Harry gets transported to Middle Earth, he doesn't realizes what changes are in store. Bitter and alone, he must relearn how to open up and live again. LOTRHP cross: eventual HarryxLegolas.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,629 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 3,701 - Follows: 4,957 - Updated: 10/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2006 - Harry P., Legolas
Between arrows and physics by Vakaria reviews
Tony sets Bruce and Clint up on a blind date. - Alternate Universe College/University
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by Muggleborn Demigod reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Malfoy, Snape and Dumbledore were transported to a mysterious room by a very cliché flash of light. There, they watched 'A Very Potter Musical'. But now that's over and they're joined by Remus, Sirius, Fred and George to watch A Very Potter Sequel! Sequel to 'Watching A Very Potter Musical'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,254 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Bubble Wrap by llamaswithbowties reviews
Blaine Anderson is a new student at McKinley who is immediately taken with Kurt Hummel. Kurt has a boyfriend, but Blaine can tell there's something wrong with the relationship. He's seen it before and knows he has to help Kurt out of this situation. He doesn't want what he's seen happened before to happen to Kurt. Eventual Klaine. [COMPLETE]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 51,169 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Concerning Hobbits and Wolves by ShivaVixen reviews
While recovering in Rivendell, Kili realizes that Bilbo was far more scared of the mere possiblity of wolves than orcs, and decides to ask a simple question. Why did Bilbo fear wolves? The answer somewhat surprises the dwarves. Alternatively: A discussion of the Fell Winter & Warrior Hobbits, as well as why and how Thorin Oakenshield decides to give their Burglar a chance.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Bilbo B., Kíli, Thorin - Complete
Only time will tell by Niahara Erskine reviews
As a child Bilbo dreamed of fire raining down a mighty mountain, of desperate screams and anguished cries. As he grew up the dreams became of pain and blood, of mindless slaughter and unearthly cries. When he meets Thorin Oakenshield for the first time he begins to realize that his dreams may be more than terrifying nightmares.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,703 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
The One by MeganKray99 reviews
Thor, Tony, Clint, Steve, Bruce and Coulson talk about the moment they realised their partner was the one. There will be a chapter 2 with the other 3 in.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/24/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,223 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Truth by KatLeePT reviews
Sometimes, it's best to let the truth out. Wick Slash Goodness! Drabblish.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Beguiled by confused-bliss reviews
Brian owns variations of Babylon all over the world. Not only is he a club owner, he is immortal. What happens when the young man that beguiles him seems to be immune to his particular brand of magic? Dark!Brian - Witch!Brian **STORY NOW COMPLETE!**
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,873 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
The Gift by The Manic Magician reviews
AU. Though Bilbo did indeed posses the spirit of adventure thanks to his mother's blood, it was Bungo who passed down the more useful gift-the power to turn invisible at will. To Gandalf, he is quite simply the most perfect burglar in existence. Will the wizard be able to convince him to embark on a journey to reclaim Erebor? Eventual Bagginsshield.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Rescue Me: The Rewrite by IchigoRenji reviews
Harry Potter and his brother Andrew move into 221C Baker Street. Not related by blood, the duo hold a secret close to their hearts. Harry Potter x Glee x BBC Sherlock multi crossover. Implied Slash, but not between Harry and Andrew *Kurt* . HPxMH; AP *KH* xSH; JWxMollyH. (Dedicated in loving memory to Cory Monteith. He will be dearly missed). COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,755 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 8/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tips of Roses by mmmkiwis reviews
Kurt doesn't remember who he used to be after being beaten down so many times. A new transfer might change all that. Um, AU, badboy!Blaine, but focuses more on Kurt. R for language, drinking, violence, homophobia, abuse, slight non-con, sexual situations, depression, suicidal thoughts. Read the warnings in the later chapters
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 106,157 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 1/19/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Underneath by gryndylows forevah reviews
Kurt needs to sing, things are rough with the warblers and ND are distancing themselves from him. A secret audience watches and realise their mistakes. Klaine. rated for a couple swear and a boy kiss at the end. WARNINGS: BoY LOVE don't like, don't read, couple swears. Based off song Underneath by Adam Lambert
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A., Dalton Academy Warblers
Learning the Truth by cruisedirector reviews
Javert only has one real weakness, but Valjean wants to be something else.
Les Misérables - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Inspector Javert, Jean Valjean, Cosette - Complete
They Call Me Ebony: War Upon Us by Dndchk reviews
The sequel to part one! The Marauders, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter and Elizabeth are back to cause more mayhem at Hogwarts, but in the meantime, they have to work on their newest projects: Helping Remus with his monthly transformations and creating the most awesome pranking tool ever heard of! What could go wrong, really? Previously titled They call me Ebony Part Two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 102,323 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Marauders, OC - Complete
For Better or For Worse by The Emcee reviews
A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 79,283 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
You belong to us by Gazing-at-stars reviews
Fred/Draco/George. Harry/Voldemort. Tom Riddle is good and he and Harry rule their own corner of the wizarding world. The Twins are the commanders of their army. When the twins are at club the catch sight of and ethereal blonde and immediately decide they have to have him. A little bit of a plot, Manxman sex. Twincest. Don't like, please don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,195 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Draco M., George W., Fred W., Harry P.
Molten Silver by ConstantSnow reviews
Harry uses a time turner to try and save Sirius during his sixth year. However something goes wrong, and he instead ends up in 1972. While trying to figure out what to do, he catches the silver eyes of avery familiar blond haired Slytherin. Time Trave.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,307 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 898 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Lucius M., Harry P.
Hollow Thunder, Vital Lightning by Aariya07 reviews
Life after Voldemort is ideal and perfect for everyone except the one who made it possible. Unbelievably bored and unhappy, Harry performs a spell that will take him to an alternate universe where he can be happiest & active with Voldemort. Even he hadn't expected the outcomes or how the spell would misinterpret his desires. ::AU; slash::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 151,638 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 4,453 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Room of Requirements by ConstantSnow reviews
A collection of slash one-shots that contain one or more character from Harry Potter. Crossovers, AUs/ARs. Pairings subject to change, for latest pairing, jump to the last chapter.
Crossover - Twilight & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,182 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Jasper, Harry P.
Hook, Revenge, and Baited by GleekShip reviews
Santana wants revenge on Puck. She enlists the help of Kurt in this delicious, sexy plot. Contains SMUT
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,527 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 2/15/2013 - Kurt H., Puck, Santana L. - Complete
who fears the road ahead by to be sure reviews
kink meme fill "Both Thorin and Bilbo go back in time to the morning of Gandalf's arrival in Hobbiton, and are obliged to relive the quest, trying to improve things using future knowledge. Neither one knows the other knows."
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,995 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 4/17/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Matchmaker by shadowdweller25 reviews
My name is Jethro. And that's my pet, Timothy. He needs a mate and I'm going to help him. Warnings inside.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,429 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
A Little Stop Along The Journey by yaoigirl22 reviews
Part 2 of the House of Took Series: Remember Lily Took? The one who druged her husband's soup and dragged him to her house. Well the Company's about to meet her and her long-suffering (possibly kidnapped) husband. Oh, and Dwalin has a nice tush.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Meet The Warblers by Boston Anonymous reviews
Logan gets a scholarship to attend Dalton Academy, escaping the difficulties of the life he left behind. While at Dalton, chaos ensues...and Logan's never been happier. Crossover of GleexBTR Kogan/Jarlos/Klaine
Crossover - Glee & Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,127 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Logan
One Thing is For Sure by whyttnaysmith reviews
Blaine Anderson is a photographer studying in Chicago, Illinois. While shooting for a project, he snaps a picture of a beautiful boy that he desperately needs to find, who happens to be the same boy building up the courage to talk to him. Rated T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,782 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Heartflame by SapphireFireStar reviews
A Dwarf loves only once. This love is not restricted to age, gender or even family relations and is the most powerful feeling a Dwarf will ever experience in their lifetime. If they can't have their Heartflame, Dwarrows will settle for no other and if lost no replacement can be found. Follow the Company of Thorin Oakenshield as more than one Dwarf discovers their Heartflame.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Thorin, Fíli, Ori, Kíli
My Once Enemy by RosesAreForever23 reviews
Snape looks at Harry's best kept secret and finds that it's not so secret after all. Knowing Dumbledore won't help, he turns to an unexpected person. Rape; yaoi action in later chapters; DON'T LIKE DON'T READ! Graphic in some chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,188 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Voldemort, Harry P.
You're Pretty by gloryblastit reviews
The Karate Kid. Daniel and Johnny slash. Just something that's been kicking around my twisted mind.
Karate Kid - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,898 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Daniel L., Johnny L.
All Together Now by Checkerboards reviews
One, two, three, four, all the rogues behind cell doors. Five, six, seven eight nine ten, caught again. Black, white, green, blue, where there was one now there's two. Pink, brown, yellow orange and red in bunk beds!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Edward N./The Riddler, J. Crane/Scarecrow
Taylor Made for Brian Kinney by treetrust reviews
Brian has the opportunity to work for large company owed by Craig Taylor that will give him the career status and fortune he's always dreamed of, all he has to do is work with Craig's strange but intriguing 'straight' son throughout the entire campaign. Oh and not touch the golden boy which is going to be harder than Brian first thought!
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Justin T., Brian K.
Not all that glitters is gold by Iwantnoname reviews
Prompt from a friend for some Bagginshield/ Bilbo mpreg. Please read the authors note inside so you can get a full idea about what to expect. Bilbo is exiled from Erebor because of what he did to save everyone he cares for. He leaves to head back to the Shire not telling Thorin he is expecting for fear on how the dwarf king will react.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,082 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin
I Can't Love Her Right? by dwgleek98 reviews
When Santana is struggling with her feelings for her best friend, she goes to the only person she thinks she can trust
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,200 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Kurt H., Santana L.
The Beast You Made of Me by tbymom reviews
Werewolf!Blaine- Kurt and Blaine meet at Sectionals and Blaine is immediately drawn to something in the auditorium. In which Blaine, Nick, Jeff, Wes, David, and Sebastian and their families are all a Pack of werewolves and Kurt is Blaine's mate.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,520 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Ordinary Numbers by Kryptaria reviews
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. (Co-written with BootsnBlossoms.)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,785 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 3/2/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Quietus by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits have a defense mechanism that takes effect when they grow weak and cold. Bilbo recognizes as it begins to take hold of him during the journey to Erebor. For a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme. Thorin/Bilbo
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 129 - Published: 3/7/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Sweet Porcelain by jono74656 reviews
A series of one-shots based on my own prompts collected while watching seasons one and two of Glee. All Kurt-centric. Multiple pairings, will range from fluff to smut. Updated 7/3/13 with a bromantic Furt Theatricality AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 80,803 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kurt H.
The Wizards of Thorin and Company by Dragon KeyboardFreak reviews
Summary: After the Final Battle, Harry, Neville, and Luna leave their friends behind, unable to remain in the Wizarding World or even Earth. Magic sends them to Middle-Earth and they are found by Bilbo Baggins. WILL HAVE SLASH
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,193 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013
Dumbledore's Prank Mistake by shadowdweller25 reviews
What happens when a prank goes wrong? ...Harry ends in the past is what! Warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,288 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
A History Best Forgotten: A Hobbit's Feet by allthingsnerd reviews
A fill for a prompt on hobbit - kink. "Hobbit feet are such curious things." [link to prompt inside]
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Emerald Eyes by Kingdom Hearts Slayer reviews
Harry moves to Forks to get away from the publicity. He moves in with Remus. He gets caught in the middle between A vampire and a wolf. Harry's life changes upside down. Chapter one Re Edited so check it out
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Harry P., Edward
Nightfall's Melody by wolf-with-snake-eyes reviews
Slash. Kurts father passed away after his heart attack, so Kurt goes to live with his Uncle Charlie in Forks, WA. What will Kurt do when he finds that his world of music is invaded by vampires? Why fall in love of course.
Crossover - Twilight & Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,853 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 3/19/2012 - Edward, Kurt H.
An Unholy Alliance by gleefulmusings reviews
Santana Lopez quite enjoys her newfound status as princess of McKinley High and wants to make sure it remains the status quo. She well knows that every princess needs a fairy godmother. Luckily, she knows just the right fairy for the job.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 54,353 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 2/3/2013 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Kurt H., Santana L., Brittany P., Quinn F.
Riddles by Iwantnoname reviews
Prompt fill. Bilbo is annoying the dwarves with a game of riddles. One night Thorin agrees to play, only if he gets to eat Bilbo if he wins. Bagginshield and there is some smut. You have been warned.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
I Was Singing In The Shower by Camunki reviews
That day, it was Karofsky in the shower, not Finn, and hell, Dave's a better singer than Hudson anyway. Glee AU with Dave in Glee Club; Kurtofsky, Karofsky/Kurt, Slash. Rating to increase in future.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 85,326 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Kurt H., D. Karofsky
The Definition of Love by Living in a fantasy reviews
Five times Sherlock said "I love you" and one time John said it back.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,490 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Scarf Man by NinjaninaIII reviews
Sherlock is Sherlock and John is a bookshop employee. Who even needs wikipedia anymore? Previously named: "A bookshop AU".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Loud And Out Of Key by The Brat Prince reviews
"Did you- did you just imply I'm a lousy lay?" Jett asks, scandalized. His eyes are bulging out of his head, this vein in his forehead throbbing.
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,170 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Jett S., Kendall - Complete
Before the Dawn by Galadraen reviews
Despite all the prejudgments the old warrior had about the youngest member of their company, he finds his gaze wandering his way more and more. Fluff with a bit of healthy kissing. M/M, Dwalin/Ori
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Dwalin, Ori - Complete
The 7 Step Plan To Getting Your Two Oblivious Gay Friends Together by llamaswithbowties reviews
Wes and David are sick the death of Kurt and Blaine stealing glances at one another across the practise room and singing flirty duets, but still insisting they're just friends, so they put a plan into action. The 7 Step Plan To Getting Your Two Oblivious Gay Friends Together. [COMPLETE]
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Down The Rabbits Hole by Jervis Tetch Madness reviews
Arkham wasn't the place for many people, but a majority of the inmates could be quoted on just that. None of them felt they belong, but all of them knew that's where they had to be. Jervis Tetch was one of many who hated being caught between those walls, and with an escape goat, Jonathan Crane was on the same wavelength; interluding into a constant state of flux. [Slash] [Hiatus]
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,990 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter
Hollow by shinigami714 reviews
Hobbits on average eat six, sometimes seven meals a day. Bilbo struggles with eating drastically less than this while on the journey to Erebor and at the same time does not wish to show his weakness. Thorin/Bilbo, Starvation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/17/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
Our Bunny, Our Hobbit by Rosa Cotton reviews
Really, one would suspect from the dwarves' behavior that they were displeased over the loss of a precious jewel rather than Master Beorn's tendency to cuddle their burglar! Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,908 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 60 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Complete
Stay With Me by shinigami714 reviews
Bilbo uses his ring at the Battle of the Five Armies to protect Thorin and his nephews, but he gets severely injured in the process. Thorin/Bilbo, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Violence. Written for a prompt on the Hobbit Kink Meme.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] - Complete
House of Took by yaoigirl22 reviews
Bilbo may say he's a Baggins, but he is also a Took, and Tooks are very…eccentric. As our company of Dwarves are about to find out. "What do you mean we're married!" Not Slash!
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 126 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Where Does He Put It All? by Rikkamaru reviews
This is the first actual meal Bilbo has had this entire journey, so when Beorn told him to eat as much as he pleased, he did exactly that. And ends up out-eating Bombur. Done for a prompt on the Hobbit kink-meme. No pairings.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 125 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Bilbo B., Bombur - Complete
The Worst Year Yet by rekahneko reviews
Remus Lupin is advised not to get too close to any of the other students at Hogwarts so they won't discover his condition. Perhaps this wasn't the best advice after all... Eventual RLSB. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 33,695 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
It's Enough To Make A Cat Laugh by Prince Ofluff reviews
The case started simple enough: A serial killer in Manhattan and the BAU team is called to shut them down. Dr. Spencer Reid makes the connection between the slasher markings and Norse Runes. No one knows what this means until one bloody letter gets the Avengers involved. Who is the stranger Reid sees? SLASH eventual Tony/Spencer/Loki served with a sides of Thor/Bruce & Steve/Clint
Crossover - Criminal Minds & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,729 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 7/29/2012 - S. Reid, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
What A Feeling by confused-bliss reviews
Justin Taylor is orphaned. He works day and night to survive. Determined not to be distracted from his dreams for success, what will happen when he meets the persistent Brian Kinney? ***STORY NOW COMPLETE!***
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,357 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Very Potter Sequel by charmed-star11 reviews
The highly anticipated Sequel for my previous story...it's been a long time coming.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,195 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Power of DVD by 101EmilyRox reviews
After BICO. It's Christmas and Blaine had a strange present under the tree from one Sue Sylvester. The entire box set of Glee season 1 & 2! What are the Warblers going to do with them? Watch them of course! Basically, a Warblers-watching-Kurt fic. KLAINE
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,928 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
This Is It Boys, This Is War by jono74656 reviews
Sue Sylvester is deeply displeased when the Warblers steal the Nationals trophy. She worked damn hard coaching that glee club, that trophy is HERS. Featuring POW!Trent, Becky as Sue's ADC, and Hunter Clarington's precious pussy. Somewhat Crack-tacular Sue-centric rewrite of Glee 4x07 'Dynamic Duets'.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Sue S., Trent N. - Complete
Divergence by Angel of Melius Prime reviews
After escaping from the goblins tunnels, Bilbo goes to rejoin the Company. But harsh words drive him away. Will Thorin regret his treatment of the hobbit? And what of the dangers that still lurk in the shadows? One-shot movieverse
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
School Times by NinjaPimpDes reviews
A look into Gotham's School for Boys! T for cussing. Sorta Selina/Harvey Two Face , James Joker /Bruce Batman. I dont own Bruce, Nigma, Watchman, Selina, Ivy or the rest. I own Mike, Sherlock and Roxas tho plz RRA
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
You're Ours by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
SLASH! Karate Kid: Daniel/All the Cobra Kais. The Cobras claim Daniel LaRusso as their sex slave, but Daniel still hates the boys and hates himself for enjoying everything they do to him. Will he ever see that the Cobras secretly care about him?
Karate Kid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,283 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Daniel L.
The Eyes Behind the Mask by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
Every year, Alfred throws a masquerade ball for Halloween, and somehow he finds a way to make Arthur attend. He always spends the whole night lurking in a corner, waiting for it to end. But this year, it's different; Arthur finds himself swept off his feet by a mysterious man with vividly, beautifully blue eyes - but who will it be at the end of the night? FrUK; T for kissing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/29/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Kurterella by teamdelena1 reviews
Kurt Hummel is forced to be a servant, in his own home, to his evil stepmother Terri and stepsisters Quinn and Rachel after the death of his father. Will he find his happily ever after with Prince Sebastian? A Kurbastian Cinderella story
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,235 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S.
They Call Me Ebony: The Fifth Marauder by Dndchk reviews
Elizabeth Auberey is the fifth Marauder, but no one remembers her. It's like she didn't even exist. So who is she? What happened to her? And why is she having strange dreams that seem to be about the future? Technically speaking, COMPLETELY CANON! RL/OC. My take on what the Marauders' school days would be like with a girl in the group, and how it changes Harry's world.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 112,915 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Marauders, OC - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Stellata reviews
Kurt wasn't expecting two boys to fall for him... And he never guessed that they would want to share him. Maybe his life will turn into a Disney musical after all... Kurt/Mike/Matt. AU beginning in Season 1.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,897 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/30/2012 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Kurt H., Mike C., Matt R., Tina C.
Rants and Banks by 9haharharley1 reviews
Batsy/Joker. Sequel to Something to Think About. Bats, Superman, and Wonder Woman stop the Joker from a bank robbery. As they're about to take him away, Wonder Woman asks Bats out. Bats denies her in accord with the promise he gave Joker in STTA. The Joker witnesses something that completely sets him off. Rated for language and graphic threats. Slight Superman and WW bashing.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,114 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Meet me by the Moonlight Alone by Inphemera reviews
Marauders era AU. Fifth year. Remus Lupin was never a marauder and has no friends at Hogwarts. What will happen when he finds himself in detention with the popular Sirius Black? /Slash / T for language /
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,006 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Remus L., Sirius B.
What's Left Of Me: A Lily and James Fanfic by iambookworm reviews
Lily likes James. James likes the chase. What happens when the chase is over and Lily's heart is broken? By the time James realizes his true feelings will it be too late? Read on to find out! K plus for some minor language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 84 - Words: 61,962 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Pour Some Sugar On Me In The Name Of Love by jono74656 reviews
At the Hudson-Hummel wedding, Kurt is distracted watching Sam with a chocolate fountain. Sam is distracted by chocolate and Kurt. And Quinn is just glad she can give up this bearding thing and go back to terrorising Puck. In other words, a 'Furt' AU inspired by the fact that my aunt had a chocolate fountain at her last family party.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
Blaine Goes Gaga For Kurt by ColferPervertSoldier reviews
Blaine was secretly in the audience watching that "Born This Way" number. And it drove him absolutely WILD. Klaine smut. Seriously, SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Team Bonding by MarillaT'Pel reviews
Bruce bonds with his new team, one member at a time.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Sólo Mío by yaoigirl22 reviews
Tim has a new lover, one his Boss is not so happy about, and neither are his friends, who decide it's time to take action...run for cover. Slash Gibbs/McGee
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,915 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 4/21/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Here Comes the Sun by purple mangosteen reviews
Harry and Mycroft used to date before Mycroft broke their relationship. Three years has passed and they meet again. Sherlock tries to play matchmaker for his elder brother and Harry. For his own benefit, obviously. Slash. Mycroft Holmes/Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,159 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Harry P., Mycroft H.
Of Bear Cubs, Meerkats, and Hobbits by obsessivecompulsivereadr reviews
Blaine has done the unforgivable, and Kurt Hummel is making some changes in his life. David Karofsky has done the unbelievable, and Sebastian Smythe has miscalculated.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 196,986 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 1,565 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Today Is A Sunburst, From The Heart Of A Man by Songs for a Solstice reviews
It starts as a final victory march, a way to remind Jim of the fact that he's won and hollow or not, victory is victory and these are his spoils . It doesn't end, because Jim doesn't need Sherlock anymore when John is more than enough. Jim/John, post-Reichenbach angst, non-con moving into dub-con and then possible con.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2012 - J. Moriarty, John W. - Complete
Second Best isn't so Bad by Amairam0 reviews
Romano was the black sheep, the outcast, the loner, the evil twin who was cynical about love and it only gets worse when the guy he fell in love with marries his gentle twin brother…but things look up when he is comforted by an unexpected blonde German who's had his eye on him for a while.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Germany, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Harry Potter and the Adventure of Seeing AVPM by charmed-star11 reviews
Some of our most hated and loved characters are sent to an alternate dimension where they watch the Muggle sensation...AVPM. Follow them in discoveries, new friendships, and true love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 40,579 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
My boy by Love of GLEEK reviews
Glee kink meme - Will finds out that Kurt can get pregnant, and seduces the boy..., do not read if your underage.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Kurt H., Will S. - Complete
If I Had You by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
England was sick of being a gentleman. Letting go for one night couldn't possibly hurt, could it? Punk!England comes out to play at one of the nations' annual post-meeting parties. France loves this new side of the Brit - and wants him all to himself. Based in the song If I Had You by Adam Lambert; Jealous!France x Punk!England.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/4/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Always a pleasure by flyin'rabbit reviews
Kurt and Blaine met on a staircase at Dalton Academy the day Kurt went spying. But what if the timing and circumstances of their first meeting had been different? One-shot collection, AU. Newest chapter: Kurt's at Dalton, but hasn't joined the Warblers.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 215,533 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
The Lines We Cross by REwrites24 reviews
He knew that what they were doing was wrong, but found, with every kiss, he cared less and less. RL/SB. AU student-teacher relations set in Sirius's seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,859 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/9/2012 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
Definitely Not The Boy Next Door by teamdelena1 reviews
Basically what I think would've happened if Sebastian had been there during Kurt's NYADA audition when he sang Not The Boy Next Door. Based on 3x18 "Choke" Songfic. One-shot
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
That's Like, Vocal Masturbation by jono74656 reviews
5 times Kurt Hummel's singing voice made someone want to jump him and 1 time someone did. Plot bunny bit my brain people. My first 5 plus 1 fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,157 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Kurt H., Sam E. - Complete
The Choir Room by ConstantSnow reviews
A collection of one-shots, drabbles and short chapter stories for Glee. Any pairings will be slash. For currant pairing, please skip to the last chapter. The other chapters will be other pairings.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,785 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Mike C., Finn H.
My Immortal: A Commentary by Haiogh-Yai reviews
Everybody's favorite 'story' to flame! Now including my commentary and odd sense of humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,011 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2012 - Published: 3/20/2012 - OC - Complete
Its a small world by 1000stars-in-her-eyes reviews
The leaders have yet again pissed off Larry, but this time the watchman has a perfect way to teach them a lesson. Slash guys!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,781 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Gas Pains My Ass by TexasTurtleFan reviews
What if the Warblers didn't give up on 'Animal' so quickly? Blaine is determined to help Kurt but maybe the soloist is biting off more than he can chew. Is he prepared for what he finds in search of other Sexy Show Choir Performance videos? Probably not.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,506 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Five Times Josh Kissed Aidan by Fate Harbor reviews
...without it changing their friendship and one time Aidan kissed Josh, wanting more. Aidan/Josh pairing! Please read and review!
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,460 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Aidan, Josh - Complete
Five Times Octavius And Jedediah Kissed by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
...Which led to rather interesting romance encounters whether they wanted to admit that or not. Featuring Larry as a bit of a matchmaker. ;My first NATM fic!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,237 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
5 Times They Accidentally Got Married by ViBookWorm reviews
Five times Spock and Jim got married accidentally and the one time where they truly meant it.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,172 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Pursuit to Slow Realisation by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus has always had bad taste in men and he tops the polls when he starts to find Sirius Black attractive. Sirius is pompous, loud, plays horrible pranks and is ridiculously flirtatious. Worst of all, he is Remus's best friend. Muggle AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 31,628 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Kiss by foraworldundeserving reviews
While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 234 - Words: 626,952 - Reviews: 12340 - Favs: 2,100 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
One Direction at a Time by Animated Tokyo reviews
Big Time Rush and One Direction: What happened before, during and after the Better With U tour. Yes, there is slash. Please do not read if you dislike 1D.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/5/2011
Unsolicited Advice by YourFairyGodfather reviews
Or, "5 Times Where Kurt Hummel Got His Diva On In Public." Chapter Five: Kurt puts his natural gifts of fabulous taste and public correction to work on a grand scale, and finds himself in need of emergency backup.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,895 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kurt H. - Complete
Like This by shadowdweller25 reviews
"You like it rough don't you?" Who doesn't? Gibbs told Holly Snow that he didn't, but he was lying. He likes it rough, every now and again. Slash. McGibbs.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
So Much Fun by shadowdweller25 reviews
It is so fun watching Gibbs lust after McGee. But the team, finally having enough after years of watching, come up with a plan that'll help Gibbs get a move on. And it'll be so much fun. McGibbs.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,109 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Set, Time, Match by 9haharharley1 reviews
Evil!Dan/Danny BETTER SUMMARY INSIDE Clockwork makes a deal with Dan and releases him. He's tasked to look after Danny and teach him to use his powers. But Dan starts to remember all the bad stuff that happens to Danny and starts to become protective EDIT
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Dan Phantom, Danny F.
Can't Touch by shadowdweller25 reviews
Derek Morgan is a very hands-on man, especially when it comes to a certain young Doctor Spencer Reid. But what happens when he can't touch his Pretty Boy? Established Morgan/Reid. Slash.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,615 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/24/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Five Times Sirius Black Interrupted Remus by mrsjackturner reviews
Lupin's Dates and One Time He Didn't. Sometimes, Remus just wants alone time, or at least time away from the Marauders. Sirius isn't so keen on letting him. RL/SB, RL/OMC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,159 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Sexiness of Kurt Hummel by allyouneedis reviews
My very first fill for the Glee Kink Meme, prompt inside. Spoilers for 3x05. Guys can't help but notice how sexy Kurt Hummel is.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
McGee's Puppy Eyes by shadowdweller25 reviews
Everyone knows about Timothy McGee's puppy dog eyes. They could damn near break your heart when they wanted to. See how everyone responds when they see those bright green puppy eyes. Vignette and slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,565 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Tim M., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Dreams of Gold and You by confused-bliss reviews
Brian is a former Olympic Champion who has been coerced by Lindsey to judging at the Nationals where Justin Taylor is competing. Brian and Justin have never met, but he is Justin's idol. What happens when these two finally meet?
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 67,159 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Who Gave Timothy a Lollipop? by shadowdweller25 reviews
Who the hell in their right mind gave Timothy a lollipop? He didn't know if he wanted to kill them…or promote them. McGibbs
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
The Feelings by RosesAreForever23 reviews
Draco feels like he is being stared at. Who is the culprit? None other than the famous Weasley Twins! Threesome Fred/George/Draco Yaoi action! DON'T LIKE DON'T READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Fred W., George W., Draco M. - Complete
Common Grounds by couchbarnacle reviews
John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,743 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Want to play some quiddich? by Tritonis reviews
Fourth year "Want to play some quiddich?" Cedric asks Harry. A little smut in the locker room after a game in the rain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 42 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
The Queen and I by Sparrow Nightrunner reviews
A story about drama queen sisters, closeted jocks, and life outside the showstoppers. Chyan
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,834 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Ryan E., Chad D.
How To Defeat Underpants Gnomes by Fate Harbor reviews
Something's different about Tweek. Craig notices, but can't figure why Tweek is so happy all of the sudden. Token's theory doesn't sit well with him. At all. CREEK Fluff, Craig X Tweek. Read and Review!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Josh eats a Steak by LobsangLudd reviews
and it has an unexpected effect on Aidan. Pre-slash but the porniest thing I have ever written. Can be considered a sequel to Overdressed if you loved that story and have been waiting on tenterhooks to find out what happens next, but it isn't necessary.
Being Human - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Josh, Aidan - Complete
It's Good to be the King by soul1essharpy reviews
*RECENTLY TWEAKED* M/M slash Both Justin and Brian's POV's during the night of the 'King of Babylon' contest and breakfast at the diner the morning after.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,867 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
The Challenge: Caught by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Spiderman is patrolling the streets when Venom catches him in a compromising position with Carnage. What will Venom do? Venom/Spiderman, Non-con. Don't like, don't read. Oneshot.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,587 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 62 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Through The Fire by RavenHeart101 reviews
The first war has ended and Poppy Pomfrey and young Remus Lupin have taken in young Harry Potter. They run to Forks, the same town that young Isabella Swan has just moved into. But whatever happened to healing? And since when were there vampires? Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,897 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Remus L., Emmett
Another Way to Meet by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Kurt was never sent to spy on The Warblers and the first time he meets Blaine is at Sectionals. AU Klaine
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 71 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Five Times Spock Noticed Jim's Hands by MarillaT'Pel reviews
and one time he just had to touch. Typical five and one story. Rated for suggestive stuff and Spock's somewhat dirty thoughts! I don't own.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,315 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Leaping into the Fire by confused-bliss reviews
Justin has just "come out" to his family with consequences resulting. What will happen when innocent Justin meets a predatory Brian? **COMPLETE W/EPILOGUE NOW POSTED!** Hope you will enjoy it!
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,475 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
The Challenge: Tentacle by The Love of Our Lust reviews
Spiderman. Venom. Tentacles. If that doesn't sell it for you, you might be not interested in this fic. Non-cony slash...with tentacles.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,687 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Eddie B./Venom, Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
Something to Think About by 9haharharley1 reviews
Batsy/Joker. Violence and immense fluff, so bring toothpaste. Joker is extremely unhappy with Batman's popularity with the ladies. Based off the Justice League episodes Injustice for All.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The Consanguine Mind by Pipsy reviews
Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,281 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 186 - Published: 12/31/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Be Wary of Warblers by Wolcott reviews
Jealous after losing another solo to Blaine, a Warbler sets out to take away something he doesn't think Blaine fully appreciates: Kurt Hummel. Kurt/Blaine, Kurt/OC
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,546 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
So Many Words, So Little Time by SteelAgainstIvory reviews
The Random Word Challenge: 25 Words. For the Pharaoh and the Night Guard. Yay! Cute slashieness
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Love is Like Pi by reooeky reviews
A spin-off of Dream Encounters. It's Chekov and Scotty's turn to have a nerdy little romance. Slash, language, sexual content. Scotty/Chekov with a bit of Kirk/Spock for funsies.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - P. Chekov, M. Scott/Scotty
Cover My Eyes by brytewolf reviews
When I see you walking with her/I have to cover my eyes/Every time you leave with her/Something inside me dies What is it like, to love someone you can never touch, because they are already in love with another? Jim's been living that nightmare.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,598 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/8/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Poetry Slam by Verecunda reviews
For Jed, there's nothing more boring than poetry. For Octavius, there's nothing more inspiring. Jed/Octavius.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Untitled by Lady Devinity reviews
This is for metallic sweet on livejournal for the FRUK gift basket. France shows up at England's cottage with plans for the night. England is not amused.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/31/2010 - [England/Britain, France] - Complete
The End of All Things by hermetcrab reviews
The Joker ponders the future with Batman.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Missing Piece by Victoria1127 reviews
Mike and Matt were always so happy together. Of course, chance encounters with Kurt Hummel would change things. Kurmitt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Mike C., Matt R. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 2,495 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
How A Cat Marks Its Territory by Aliz Dormouse reviews
After EVA leaves him to his slumber in the abandoned building- Naked Snake encounters an unexpected ambush from a familiar foe... yaoi is in this, dudes.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2010 - B. Boss, Ocelot
Love Potion Number Nine by ForzaDelDestino reviews
Merlin makes a love potion for a nervous young knight and his apprehensive bride. Mayhem ensues when several others also help themselves to the brew. Comedy/drama/romance with just a little angst before the end. Merthur slash.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,174 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Puck's Discovery by xelectrogirlx reviews
When Kurt's bag is emptied on the ground by the dumpster by the football team - Puck happens upon a DVD that has rolled out. A DVD entitled 'Single Ladies' which turns out to be a video of Kurt dancing, conjuring up some very untoward feelings in Puck...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,015 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Breaking the Rules by confused-bliss reviews
Brian's thoughts as Justin danced at Babylon beside him, luring his two tricks away from him. His intitial irritation, turning into admiration for his determined blonde twink leading Brian up to breaking his long standing rule. Short little ONESHOT.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
You Are Mine by ConstantSnow reviews
A year ago Spencer Reid saved a man from a fire. The first in the Obsessor Series *Previously on my other account SlashHeart101*
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/3/2010 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
New York Minuet by Au revoir Amour reviews
Juilliard is a big school, but sometimes it is destiny that two students should meet. Ryan/Kurt
Crossover - High School Musical & Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,256 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Ryan E., Kurt H. - Complete
Less Than Innocent by Butterfly Bandage reviews
It wouldn’t be such a problem if Carlos realized how freaking dirty his method of eating ice cream is. Oneshot, James/Carlos
Big Time Rush - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2010 - James, Carlos - Complete
Five times Spock did something illogical by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
...and the one time he didn’t but was thought to . No idea if this has been done before. Dedicated to Peachly, who inspired this somewhat. K/S, people, and I don't own StarTrek, so make me feel better and review.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,130 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Amo, Amas, Amat by Verecunda reviews
Jed just doesn't get this whole Latin thing. Jed/Octavius.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Deceitful Seduction by apologetically-on-hiatus reviews
Puck is bent on making Kurt fall for him, the other gleeks are trying to keep Kurt away from Puck for his own good, and Kurt is confused when it comes to how he feels about everything. Puck/Kurt with mild Finn/Kurt
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 57,244 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Kurt H., Puck
The Condition to Tutoring Harry Potter by RestartingInsanity reviews
Roger Davies thought Harry’s condition was ridiculous. “You have to promise that you won’t fall in love with me,” Harry said. Why would he, Roger Davies fall in love with a small scruffy bespectacled boy from Gryffindor? Roger/Harry, Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,911 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,038 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Harry P., Roger D. - Complete
Where the Days are Hotter Than Hot by Loony4moony816 reviews
Kurt has a new hobby. In response to the "Kurt, belly-dancing" request over at LJ.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not by Children of the Shadows reviews
'Do you believe in love at fifty-second sight? The moment I saw you, I can't explain it.I kept watching and watching and watching, until I realised I'd been watching for over a month and I can't stop.' RS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,313 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/5/2009 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Best Thing? by DeciphererofDarkness75 reviews
What's the best thing that's ever happened to you?" Jed/Octavius SLASH. Really sappy, if you want to read it, read it, and if you don't, don't.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
Ineligible by aprilhope reviews
Brian pov, ep 121, determined to go to NY and not think about the trick who never was one.
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Frustration by Snupin reviews
In his seventh year Severus finally snaps and tells Prof McGonagall about the marauders bullying him. She formulates a plan to get them to get along however Rodolphus Lestrange has an even more cunning plan. JP/SS LM/RL Rodolphus Lestrange/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,065 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Severus S., James P.
When in Rome by Krissie reviews
You ever been hitched?" Jed/Octavius fluff. Rated for slight language.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
The Hunt by ConstantSnow reviews
It's an AU, but still has the Vampires and Werewolves. Jacob's going to Fork's High, and hates that he's always compared to and placed under Emmett. Emmett, likes a good fight, and Jacob always seems to give him one. It's time for The Hunt to begin!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,313 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Emmett, Jacob - Complete
Evolution by SylviaW1991 reviews
Jedidiah's one dream is to tell Octavius of their transition from enemy to friend...to lover. This does just that! Jed/Oct fluff!
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,827 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G.
Muse by remuslives23 reviews
Remus is a struggling artist who loses his confidence after a car accident. He goes back to basics to try and rediscover his talent and meets a man who inspires him both professionally and personally. AU. Slash. RL/SB
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,693 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Five Times Kirk's Smarts Saved Someone by JackTheZealot reviews
and one time they ****ed him over...a table. K/S This is boy/boy, so if you don't like it, don't read it, mmkay?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,065 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Five and One: I Wanna Hold Your Hand by Penbrydd reviews
-Kirk/Spock- Spock's flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it's enough to make the Ambassador's entourage retch. -ONESHOT-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 90 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Creative by aprilhope reviews
308 Brian pov. A good imagination can be torture.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Brian K., Justin T. - Complete
Aint No Love Story Like Our Story by Lady Devinity reviews
Jed has something to tell Octavius about why he gave himself up that night at the Smithsonian. It has to do with who he wanted to tell the general their evolving relationship story... but he can't find him. Spoilers for the second movie.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/26/2009 - [Jededaiah S., Octavius G.] - Complete
Savior by CrystalSlashlover reviews
We all saw that Cartman braved into the depths of San Fransico to get Kyle, but none of us saw exactly what happened in the period between the storm and the Broflowski's getting back home. Foreplay! Yaoi! Slightly non-con! Shouta! Duh! They're 8!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Back In Time by shadowglove reviews
SLASH. In an AU future where Voldermort wins, an accident in the supplies closet send Draco back in time to the days of the Marauders. To his horror he's sorted into GRYFFINDOR and the father of his rival, James Potter, suddenly won't leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/13/2009 - Draco M., James P. - Complete
Coincidental Fate by Libido reviews
If Timmy knew what he was starting, he probably wouldn't have wished for what he did. But then again, it got Wandisimo off Wanda's back. CupidxWandisimo
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Cupid, Juandissimo - Complete
No Other Way by Rebel-Angel6 reviews
What if there was a delay in Gordon's arrival and the Joker was given that 'minute' he wanted? Joker/Batman slash
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Punishment by abvamp reviews
Reid needs to know who he belongs to. Slash Morgan/Reid, don't like then please don't read. Mild kink.
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/14/2009 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Due to the Rain by moon maiden of time reviews
-SportaRobbie- After witnessing an act of kindness from Robbie, Sportacus sets off a chain of events stemming from one idea: being Robbie's "secret admirer".
Lazytown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Robbie R., Sportacus - Complete
Glance by east-side-stories reviews
The campers are tricked onto the island a year after the first season. Cody won't leave Noah alone so the know-it-all turns to Duncan for help. It all goes downhill from there in a romance no one saw coming. !DuncanXNoah! ON HIATUS
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,902 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/20/2009 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Noah, Duncan
Why So Sirius? by sparrowed reviews
Gordon messes around with the Joker. Harry Potter crossover ... sorta. A twoshot?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,842 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sirius B., Joker - Complete
Wand of the Cosmo by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Aaaa! An explosion caused by stupidity! Cosmo loses his wand! Sanjay finds it and makes Timmy his boyfriend! How will Cosmo and Wanda ever get the wand back and save Timmy? And why does Crocker have a B-plot? Well, why not click already and find out?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Timmy, Sanjay - Complete
Incorrigible Infatuation by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: SLASH: How it started? One day Harry was in panic and the next delirium struck and there he was lying underneath a cruel-hearted Slytherin. He wasn't the most appealing but what was it that made Harry fall? Marcus Flint/Harry - COMPLETE -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,303 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 4,770 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Harry P., Marcus F. - Complete
In Which Ryan is Oblivious, and Chad Gets His Man by Krissie reviews
Ryan Evans was a romantic at heart. He wanted to be loved and cherished. He wanted someone to be there for him. He - he wanted what Troy and Gabriella had, only with less tit and more dick. -- Pure fluff.
High School Musical - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Chad D., Ryan E.
cheated by Medorikoi reviews
What can you do when one player leaves the game for good? BatmanJoker
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2009 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Not a Hero by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
SLASH! Bats/Joker! The ultimate question, Bruce or Batman? Bats is struggling to find out who he is. Luckily, the Joker comes along and sorts that out for him. Sequel to He'll Show Them - can be read alone.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Emerald Twilight by RestartingInsanity reviews
AU: Slash: Non-Magic: When Harry moved to Forks to be with his dad, he never expected to fall in love with a classic vampire. Nor did he expect to have a nomad vampire named Tom Riddle Jr. become madly obsessed with him. Edward/Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 2270 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Harry P., Edward - Complete
Merry Christmas Batty by Batsy122 reviews
It was Christmas Eve, and Joker wasn't about to spend it alone... A Christmas Present from me to you, enjoy x3
Batman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Little Boy Found by Precious Pup reviews
Follows on from Little Boy Lost but can be read seperately. McGee/Gibbs first time. Warnings slash,light bondage, spanking, Dom/Sub. Mentions of Gibbs/Tony. Gibbs seducing McGee.. or the other way around? Stuck in hotel room together. One shot 13 pages
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,982 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
Little Lost Boy by Precious Pup reviews
Gibbs and McGee on surveillance and Skittles. Hints at Gibbs and Tony. Prompted by Nakeno's story in lastest Porn Battle
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M. - Complete
He'll Show Them by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
--Completed-- The Joker is antsy about meeting Batman. He's been aching for a challenge. Slash! Joker/Batman! The Joker's thoughts when he finally sees Batman and throughout the movie. CHAPTER 8: The Finale and some Ferryboats!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,987 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
What If the world turned its head sideways by hybrid2 reviews
Based on the question of what would happen if Harry had met the twins in Diagon Alley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 244,376 - Reviews: 2117 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Kill Me Romantically by Kir Sirin reviews
Tensions are high when the Joker realizes a certain little pussycat is close to snatching Batman’s heart with her sharp claws. And the Dark Knight has a plan to put Harley down once and for all. Gee, isn’t love grand? BatmanxJoker. Three-shot.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Joker's Favor by Kir Sirin reviews
After catching the Joker for almost killing Gordon and a room full of cops, the Harlequin of Hate wants to know why Batman let that LUNATIC Charlie almost kill him with one of his own bombs! BatmanxJoker. The Scene after ‘Joker’s Favor’ episode. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Momentum by Children of the Shadows reviews
An epic tale of Remus and Sirius's lives, starting from the very beginning. A love that carries on through trials, tribulations, and war. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 295,885 - Reviews: 2333 - Favs: 1,418 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Never by aprilhope reviews
Brief take on Brian's reaction to the first time with Justin, ep 101. He doesn't think it's the drugs.
Queer as Folk - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Of Jealousy by WildChipmunkofYonder reviews
Viktor Krum's arrival at Hogwarts sparks interest in Oliver Wood. Consequently, it also sparks jealousy in Marcus Flint. AU Slash Marcus/Oliver with a surprise pairing at the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Marcus F., Oliver W. - Complete
Aye, But We're Loved by ambermalachite reviews
Will has joined the crew of the Pearl and finds himself confused by some of Jack’s actions. Jack/Will slash, only the first movie exists.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,637 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Crash by Lady Devinity reviews
Night at the Museum. Jedediah/Octavius. The White House is burning and Jed crashes the car when he realizes that he is attracted to the Roman general. Rating is a little high. Its more like PG-13.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2008 - [Octavius G., Jededaiah S.] - Complete
Jason Knows by StillThereForMe reviews
Even if he didn’t understand why Chad wasn’t hanging out with Troy or why the two were fighting all the time during the summer, Jason noticed that Chad was spending time with Ryan Evans. And Jason knew before anybody. Chyan, Jartha For poppyfields13
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,811 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Jason C. - Complete
Don't Think by aprilhope reviews
Brian pov BJ ficlet, 2nd person, reflections on 120 King of Babylon ep... What if you'd made him too much in your image?
Queer as Folk - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Complete
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Mind Games by silver-etoile reviews
COMPLETE: Ron's bad spell work causes some unusual results. Harry gains a bit of insight into his closest friends and worst enemy. HPDM SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,783 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Compass True by Angel Reid . Tobias Dominik reviews
[JackxWill] Jack's compass points him to what he wants most.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Complete
Slashers of the Caribbean by cyerus reviews
A completely logical argument as to why Will and Jack must be slashed. Not that we really need a reason, but it's always good to have justification. Don't like it slash, don't read.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,837 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/11/2004 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete