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Joined 07-11-03, id: 417322, Profile Updated: 08-13-14
Author has written 25 stories for Sweeney Todd, Fight Club, Twilight, South Park, Hellsing, Dragon Ball Z, Vampire Diaries, Fringe, Doctor Who, and Homestuck.

Age : 25

Gender : Girl

Country: America

Hair Color: Black

Eye color: Green

Loves: The ocean, food, drinks, water, writing, drawing

Hates: Being woken up early, Cleaning, Being yelled at

Author has 17 stories, 9 are complete, 8 in progress.

A/N: I am a chronic procrastinator! If I am the author of a story you like you have my permission to bother me on a daily bases until it is complete. that might be the only way to get it done in a timely fashion.

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The Crash of Waves by nevereatdirt reviews
Your name has long been forgotten by all but you, and the troll that you assume to be your young descendant is standing in front of you. He shakes, knowing that he's treading in dangerous waters, but you can't help but to take pity on him since he's somehow found his way into the ship you call your hive. Not only that, but he's in your private quarters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Eridan A., Orphaner Dualscar - Complete
on passion and buckets by venusianeye reviews
a question worth asking: why does it matter how passionate you are for your kismesis or matesprit? And furthermore: why are buckets so lewd? primarily sollux/eridan, but there's rose/kanaya in the background. xenobiology headcanons in fic form.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Eridan A., Sollux C. - Complete
Hopes by yumekokoro reviews
Oneshots. LeonxAshley. Trying to get 100 stories for 100 situations. Request a fic in a review!
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,274 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Ashley G., Leon S. K. - Complete
Vanity and Patience: A Rosalie Hale Story by Achelle Candy reviews
How does the vain and selfish Rosalie deal with an irrational newborn vampire who can't see past his lust for blood to even notice her? Will she be able to swallow her pride and have the patience to stand by him? Will Emmett be the man who can change her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 198,433 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 4/16/2009 - Rosalie, Emmett
betrayed by pinkowitch reviews
Jasper's darkest secrets are revealed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,622 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Inutile by kauzchen reviews
And Pyramid Head came, and Pyramid Head left, but Pyramid Head never really stayed, and he never really was anything more than a monster. And no matter how many times the process was repeated, Pyramid Head never changed.
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Pyramid Head - Complete
Thunderstorm by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd seeks the safest spot to hide during a thunderstorm. This place happens to be Mrs. Lovett's bed.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Upstairs by ShonenAiSorcerer reviews
The stairs creak, so does the bed... Todd/Lovett Oneshot, unabashedly PWP
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,264 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Complete
A Sweetly Twisted Treat by Sanguinary Tears reviews
Mix sugar, blood and Sweeney Todd together and you get one hell of a sweet treat. One that will make your lips turn red and your mouth water. Bit of Sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
The Joker by DarkSeptember reviews
Logan has a little too much to drink... This is a Wolverine & Rogue humour ficlet [oneshot]. Rated M for Logan's drunken swearing
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Rogue - Complete
Good Night, Ashley by Tortured Hylian Soul reviews
He watched her, fast asleep... Oneshot. LeonXAshley
Resident Evil - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
I Am Jack's Indecisive Mind by SilverHawk reviews
Tyler Durden returns when insomnia comes creeping back
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/22/2001
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Tfat Institute
Human stuck Vriska going through the everyday trials of a live in school
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Published: 3/25
Highschool Stuck
Eridan Ampora is a rich white boy who has a bit of a stutter and likes to dress like a girl and now he is starting high school. What could possibly go wrong?
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,492 - Updated: 1/5 - Published: 8/13/2014
Bitches lovve wwhales reviews
Inspired by a line from a broadway karkat song here is Eridan Ampora wondering around and giving everyone whales in an atempt to find someone to love him.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Eridan A., OC
John: help repopulate Alternia reviews
John and Karkat are a couple and a few questions that just piss Karkat off lead to something new entirely when he goes to Rose and Kanaya for answers.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2014
Crystals, Partys and so much more
Simple little collection of Rory Amy and sometimes the doctor one shots.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,586 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/11/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor - Complete
Nine Wishes reviews
The boys find a genie in who says he will grant he each three wishes, unfortunately he can only do one every 6 months and even MORE unfortunately Cartman has been given first choice of wish. And of course Cartman makes a wish he's sure will irritate the little jew for at least 18 years to come. Set their first year of collage. Warning :Mpreg, straight orientation, language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 11/21/2013 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Kenny M., Stan M.
What dreams may come reviews
takes place after the third episode of the of season four. Olivia dreams of the strange man tonight and this time she hopes to get some answers!
Fringe - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
Sighs and fake smiles
Takes place before the first episode. Matt dozes off at Willow creek and awakens to find Caroline above him. The two head back to her place, lost in thought and love troubles until the cheerleader makes a bold move.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Caroline F., Matt D. - Complete
It doesn't matter reviews
Short Integra/alucard drabble set directly before the first episode. Integra cant seem to focus on work and heads down stairs for a little tea and relaxation. Unfortunately her idea of relaxation didnt include the perpetually smiling count waiting for her
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Memories
An accidental bump to the head leaves videl with a bad case of amnesia because now Videl has no idea who Gohan-or even she herself is and instantly sets her mind to escape from her "kidnapper" Summery and rating will change
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Gohan, Videl
Hermaaphrodite reviews
Seras and Alucard run into Anderson during a normal shopping trip and the results from Andersons weapon are ..shall we say odd.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
It dosent have to end here reviews
Sweeny awakens to find the end of the moveie was just a dream. But with Antony bringing Joanna over streight from the isnsane assylum, Turpin dropping by and Toby finding out the murdurous pair secret ingrediant its more trouble than ever on fleet street!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,739 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Fractured reality reviews
While doing a school project on the history of south park the boys stumble across the fact that there nothing more than characters in a tv show. How will they react and will this affect there lives or anything at all?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,813 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010
Only human reviews
the Cullens wake up after a good nights sleep to find something strange...but hey-wait! Vampires don't sleep! what could be going on?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 3/29/2009
Paradise reviews
Cartman loves kyle but Ky's going out with Stan. Two years later he discovers Stan's abusive and just about the worst type of human. Can Cartman save his ginger or will his own prejudice and the changes in Kyle's personality be to much for him to handle?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,278 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B.
A vacation to die for reviews
The Cullens go for a vacation at a lovely retreat that used to be an old summer camp. Almost as soon as they get there strange things start to happen. Are even vampires no match for Jason Voorhees and the curse of Crystal lake?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/30/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009
Taking in strays reviews
One night Sweeney finds a baby girl on his door step. Its up to him toby and the pie maker to care for this tiny life. Is a baby what sweeney needs around to melt his cold heart, after all, who could hate an addorible infant?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The life you Choose reviews
They say a butterfly flapping its wings in china can cause a hurricane on the other side of the word, that fate is fickle and lifes a game of chance. Well reveiwers, the butterfly's in your hands now, can you give Sweeney the happy end he so much deserves
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,349 - Reviews: 28 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 6/17/2008
The great escape reviews
Takes place after the movie. Tyler may be gone but his decpiles are not. Jack and Marla dont know what'll hapen if there found but there not planing on sticking around to find out what other plans Jack's other side has left.
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,606 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008
Babies and Chicken Noodle Soup reviews
a series of unconnected one shots, 1st 1-Marla has the flu and Jack and Tyler take care of her. 2nd 1-story inspired by the line "I want to have your abortion."
Fight Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Complete
33 ways to annoy sweeney reviews
33 ways to annoy sweeney!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
A perfect plan reviews
Nellie's ritch aunt Netta passes away and she, being her only living relitive, is left the house. With her dream of living by the sea so close the only thing left to do is find a way to convince Sweeney to leave his home on Fleet Street.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Complete
I hate everything about you reviews
Just a cute little song fic. Sweeney and Lovett get into an argument and cant sleep afterwards, they end up thinking about there fellings for one another and finally confront one another in the pie shop. ONE SHOT. sweenett
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Call me Lucy reviews
a sweenet one shot. Mr. todd is having a rough night and decides the only way to clear his mind is drinking himself into a stupor. What will happen when a mischeivious Lovett goes up to check on him?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete
Drinking Games reviews
Mrs. lovett gets board on a rainy night and decides to play have a lil fun with mr. Todd and a few bottles of gin. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Complete