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Joined 08-03-12, id: 4173395, Profile Updated: 01-31-14
Author has written 7 stories for Glee, Harry Potter, and Web Shows.

By the way, I wrote this ages ago, and I can't be bothered to change it. So, ignore my childlikeness, I think I was around 12 when I wrote this. 14 now. Kbye.

Hey Hey Hey! I write Glee stories, RATED M. most of the time. Follow my HI-larious tweets on twitter @TheRealZoeLynn.

Uhm... Snog.com/zoel1999

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I will reveal upcoming fic ideas, and you an tell me what you want. :D ALSO- On Wattpad (A website much like fanfiction) My name is ThousandYearsAgo.

WANKY.

Okay. HEY! So, questions time. PM me, asking things you want to know about me. K?

I SHIP:

Glee Kurtbastian (Obviously) KurtXSebastian

Glee Klaine (Delicious) KurtXBlaine

Glee Sory (Made for eachother) SamXRory

Harry Potter Drarry (Opposites Attract) DracoXHarry

Two and a half Men Chalan (Incest-ic) CharlieXAlan

Big Bang Theory Howaj (Cute) HowardXRaj

Big Bang Theory Shelnard (RoomateLuv) SheldonXLeonard

Supernatural- Destiel DeanXCastiel

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Insert Noun Here and a Dirty Mind by thisoldporcelaincoffeeshop reviews
The countless moments in which the two can't get their minds out of the gutters. Lingering stares, riding gym shorts, hot gazes. Fluffy, silly, inappropriate Klaine ensues. Ratings from T-M.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,143 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Stuck Like Glue by WonderfulWesley reviews
GKM Fill. Darren Criss is way too clingy for his own good. He fell in love with a certain blue eyed co-star and is too afraid to face the rejection he's had to deal with his whole life. But really, is clingy all that bad?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/13/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Nobody But Me by xxthegoodlifexx reviews
Robin gets more than he bargained for.
Young Dracula - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Robin B., Vladimir D. - Complete
Don't Diss The Dribble Drabble by Who'sTorchwoodHarryDoctorDraco
My first try at drabble. Random events. Before Bella's change, after, AH, AU. Canon and Non-canon. Probably based around BxE. Maybe some citrus action. Rating M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,182 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Bella, Edward
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I'm Kinky? reviews
When Kurt finds out that his boyfriend runs a porn industry, he is surprised, if a little angry. But then Kurt finds out that he likes sex, and he likes it every way possible. Please Read and Review. For every Review Darren and Chris have hot, kinky sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,791 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Discoveries
Tyler notices an enticing message on his Twitter feed, and discovers the world of fanfiction. DARREN/TYLER xx
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2013
Caught in the Middle With You reviews
A collection of oneshots. Give me pairings! Some Fluffy, cute and sweet. :) Need Prompts. Warning:Language. 1) DRARRY
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Draco M., Harry P.
Let Me Love You reviews
Sebastian Smythe reveals that he always had a crush on Kurt. Kurt is... A little surprised... To say the least... And when Kurt's dad falls ill again, will Sebastian be at Kurt's side?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,891 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Sebastian S., Kurt H.
First Impressions reviews
A bit of One sided Hunter/Blaine. Sorry. Based on 'Dynamic Duets' When Hunter steals the trophy. Read. Enjoy. Review. Eat cake. Watch Dan And Phil. Hehe, okay.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/28/2013 - Hunter C., Blaine A., Sebastian S.
I'm Yours! reviews
Hm... Kurt has been texting Chandler again. What does Blaine have to say to that? In this case, actions speak louder than words. SMUT Prompt by GleekyPatronusWolfyStarkid. ONESHOT!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Strangers reviews
Omegle is a place to hook up and make friends, and whatnot. Her are some of the role-plays I had with the strangers online. Warning- M :D Read and Review. Multiple Pairings, mostly Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2012