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If you repeatedly read page 203 in The Battle of the Labyrinth, copy and paste this in your profile.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!
"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson, The Last Oympian. (PERCABETH!)
"Go chase a donut!' - Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters
"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant ' Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth
"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson, from TBL!
"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters
That's was just a pile of craptastic things I think was funny :E Meep
Okay so to introduce myself,I'm ClaassiclyChic101,but just plain out call me Classic.
Let's see I love Pokemon Conquest,and a bunch of other stuff,I'm a Yukimuraxheroine type of gal. So far the best movie I've seen so far is Brave,yeah got a problem?! xD Let's see,I don't have much to say,message me to find out more (not telling anyone the personal info 9_9) I'm a gamer,mostly I play Minecraft,and other games. My Youtube is Transformersninja,sub meh! I write stories once in a while,if I get something to write about. o3o Wubwubwubwubwub,bye!!
Edit/ 4/4/13-Holy Crud,I haven't been on here in a LOONG time,I've been addicted to vocaloid and Artemis Fowl,so blame theem. XD Trying to get back into the grove of my Facebook,stories,Youtube,and drawing !! I'M SO LATE!