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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

This is the place where people write something about themselves. Some people write what they like/dislike in fanfiction. Other write about their work. I would try doing the first one, but my copy/paste 'about me' page was lost several years ago. Shame about that, it was a nicely done D&D style character sheet. Could we pretend that I've copied it here and it was an interesting thing to read? It would save me time by not having to make a new one and save your time by not having to read it.

10 11 Reasons Mass Effect races are idiots:

1. They have switched from guns with unlimited ammo to guns with limited ammo totaly-not-ammo-thing-that-works-just-like-ammo-BUT-IT'S-NOT!

2. They use CARRIERS in a universe with Newtonian physics.

3. They use 40-50 kiloton kinetic slugs as main space weapons.

4. They tried a flanking maneuver by landing on a moon.

5. They believed that uplifting a highly violent, warlike and VERY expansionist race could never go wrong.

6. Quarians somehow lost their planet while having about 50k ships in the orbit...

7. They use ground based anti-orbital guns with fixed firing angle.

8. There are people stupid enough to get hit with those guns.

9. They uplifted Krogans because nuking from orbit was too expensive. Because of that, they can never be sure...

10. The galaxy is being secretly controlled by a cabal of pole dancers Asari.

11. They build stealth ships... that can be seen by any idiot looking through a window.

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Well, using replaceable magazines that allow for prolonged continuous fire sounds nice. We even have something similar in our conventional gunpowder weapons, heavy machine guns have to replace barrels every so often because all fired shots cause them heat up, deform and jam. The problem is that the Council basically did all that overnight.

In other words - the problem is Logistics. As old saying goes 'Amateurs study tactics, armchair generals study strategy, professionals study logistics.' Suddenly over a single night (well, couple nights most likely) the ENTIRE galaxy switched from unlimited ammo to limited one. Suddenly every single outpost, every single military base, every single ship with marines had to request scores of ammo as Thermal Clips are not reusable.

Remember the 'you need to fire 50 000 rounds per enemy soldier killed'? It's more or less true. That's why there are assault riffles without full auto fire mode. To preserve ammo. ME verse had a brilliant way to preserve ammo, one that modern generals would sell their mothers for and what did they do with it? Throw it away to gain some minor tactical advantage.

So, back to logistics. Before ME2 to kill a dozen enemy soldiers one needed several small blocks of tungtsen. When ME2 came around, one needed roughly a thousand thermal clips (let's ignore that shields should increase that amount several times). Remember, in Real Life enemies do not run in the middle of a field, allowing you to neatly place your shots. They stay in cover and leave it only when they are firing at you, or when they are forced to leave it due to bad tactical situation (one of which is 'holy crap, we are running out of ammo!')

But hey, it gets worse!

In game, ammo spawns left and right, teleported there by Goblins or something. In real life someone has to make all this ammo. New factories had to be made, only Turians have at least couple BILLION soldiers (every person between 15 and 30 years makes about 30% of the population, do the math). You have to supply every single one of them. Then you have to resupply them as they participate in various minor conflicts against pirates and such. Oh, and 50k is a low level estimation, according to some articles, it's more around 250k for modern day Afghanistan and Iraq. The number is so hight that manufacturing cannot keep up. Now imagine having to set up enough production lines for the entire galaxy worth of troops...

But it's over, right? Nope. It can get even worse that that.

Remember those collectors you killed by the dozens? Each one of them would cost you 50k ammo. Now, Normandy is full of badasses so it might not be that bad, but you generic Alliance or Turian frigate with generic grunts? They would need that ammo. The ammo that before ME2 could be stored inside a small locker room. Now it would require an entire freighter just to carry it. For a single ground team...

Maybe they should just take a page from Aliens an nuke all enemies from orbit? Nah, that would be a smart thing to do...

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Carriers. Filled with fighters. Each one piloted by a daring hero with sunglasses, playing volleyball between missions and picking girls in bars. Not.

The topic has several pages discussing it, me writing here about that would be just rewriting what those pages said. I suggest visiting Atomic Rockets at

http: www projectrho com public_html rocket (add dots and slashes were needed)

Fighters are described under 'Exotic Weapons', there are several links to pages describing validity of space fighters.

Now, why fighters in ME are not a good idea? It all boils down to 'everything fighter can do, something else can do better'.

There are several scenarios here:

-Put missile launchers on frigates. Frigate is fast enough and agile enough to get close to enemy warships to swarm them with missiles. It is also durable enough to not care about GARDIAN so one frigate will deliver nearly 100% of it's payload to the enemy, while a fighter wing will lose fighters (either due to minor damage forcing them to retreat, or outright destruction) before they can launch, resulting in much less than all fighters firing their missiles.

Frigate also has a main gun which will be useful once enemy shields are breached. In fact, WITHOUT frigates to press the advantage created by the missiles, fighters are completely useless.

-Put missile launchers on dreadnaught sized ships. Imagine a dreadnaught sized ship with scores of missile launchers along it's conventional armament. Imagine it using FTL to jump straight into the enemy fleet. Imagine it swarm all ships with it's missiles and turn them into scrap with secondary weapons. Now multiply that for every carrier humanity built.

It could actually work, a Turian admiral pulled off an FTL assault on Reaper fleet so the tactic is achievable within ME drive constrains. ME ships also need a time to turn (hence why the tactic worked on the Reapers) so before hostiles have time to realign and fire their main guns, they will be swarmed with missiles and cut down with guns.

-Put missiles on EVERYTHING. Once the knife fight (sic) between fleets starts, having ships capable of taking down hostile shields with a single missile might be a good idea.

-Drones... why risk a pilot when you can replace him with expendable piece of hardware? Pilots are both expensive (unless you train them like cannon fodder, i.e. not train them at all) and very slow to replace (18 years for one to mature, a tear or two of training, compared to couple days to build a drone). In fact, when you have a disposable drone, you can push the assault to the very end, forcing the enemy to trash every single drone, rather than do little damage and force a fighter to retreat.

-Missile bus. If you are using a remotely controlled drone to deliver missiles, why bother with remote control? As I said, pilots are expensive so skip training them and use missile buses. The concept is simple, a large missile with submunitions, in this case - magical ME missiles. Again, as it's an expandable unit, it will force hostiles to blast everyone into pieces rather than do light damage and force a retreat.

Fighter pilots are expensive. In one work I have found the cost to fully train a pilot to be 9 million dollars (in 1999). According to Wiki, cost of a single f-16 fighter is about 18 million dollars (in 1998). And in ME you assume you will loose dozens of those in a single attack. So either ME races have 'we have reserves' mentality and send poorly trained cannon fodder into the battle, or they are plain idiots.

Oh, I almost forgot. Fighters also fight other fighters! This glorious battles, filled with dashing volleyball playing, girl picking, totally not gay best friend confessions, young men. Not.

Do the smart thing, replace interceptors with drones or purpose built screening anti-fighter frigates (or even cruisers if your opponent never got the memo that fighters suck). At that point it boils down to simple math - do you have enough GARDIAN to destroy enemy fighters before they reach you? Do you have enough to shot down the missiles of fighters that do? Do you have enough ships to survive that salvo and still be able to win the battle?

If the answer is 'no' to any of those questions then simply disengage... Right, those pesky planets that have to be defended at all cost... Hmm... so when the evil fighter armada is approaching, use FTL to 'pass' the fighters and attack the main fleet! If you are lucky, you might even get a carrier or two. Yeah, I know that this is also the counter for missile buses and will work as well on fighters as on drones, that's why I put those two at the end.

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First of all, nukes in space do work. They generate X-rays and should fry a ship that gets too close to the detonation. The cool fireball you see? That's x-ray radiation superheating the air.

So, back to the point. In ME we hear that some Newton guy is very deadly because a slug with three times higher yield than Hiroshima bomb will ruin someone's day. In 50' Soviet Russia detonated a bomb that had 50 megaton yield. Yes, you heard that right, 50 000 000 tons of TNT. To give you a comparison, Hiroshima was 13 kilotons, that's 13 000. Tsar Bomba, that was the name of the bomb dropped by the Soviets, was three thousand times more powerful than Hiroshima bomb. To match it's yield, ME races would need roughly a 1000 dreadnaughts, or one dreadnaught firing 1000 times.

It gets worse. Tsar Bomba had it's yield cut in half to reduce fallout (and give those poor sods in the bomber enough time to clear the blast radius). No fallout in space for us!

So, to match a single bomb you need 2k dreadnaughts. The biggest fleet in the galaxy belongs to Quarians and is listed at 50k ships. Assuming every single one of them is a dreadnaught (it's not), to match the yield of all those 'dreadnaughts' you need 25 bombs. All can be carried by a single cruiser or, if your miniaturization tech is up to par, by a single frigate.

In other words - a single frigate/cruiser armed with fusion warheads outguns the all the navies in the galaxy. Combined.

Sure, there is the a mayor problem - delivery. All those bombs do nothing if they cannot get close. Swarming enemy fleet with missiles will be expensive as most of those missiles will be destroyed... or will they?

The missiles can be armored. It won't stop them from being destroyed, but poorly armored fighters can reach hostile fleet and fire sluggish Mass Effect Magic Missiles AND have those missiles actually hit! Armored missiles that do not turn back and have to be shot to pieces to be stopped will do the job just as well as those fighters, if not better. With yield high enough, only one per ship might be needed.

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I am lost here. Why? What kind of alien thought process could be used to justify landing on a moon (a one devoid of life, so a prime target for a Colony Drop) to flank a space armada?

Did they planned to fly that moon next to the reaper fleet and blast them with their hand guns? The gravity of that moon should be low enough for the rounds to reach the escape velocity so I guess that could be their plan.

Did they just had too much troops and decided to dump them in an open area, a brilliant place for a nice 'nuking from orbit' picnic?

I am really not capable of inventing any good reason for that move. Even against conventional navy.

"Oh look, the Turians have landed on the moon! They have flanked us!"
"Just put the fleet on the other side of the planet and be done with it."
"Wow, Mister Common Sense, you are so smart!"

The second question is 'why didn't Reapers just nuke it from orbit'? Well... here is a possible explanation...

"We have detected organics on their moon. It looks like they are fortifying it?"
"What? They are fortifying the moon? We can just bombard it from orbit."
"Maybe that's their plan? We bomb it from orbit and they unleash some sort of ancient super weapon hidden on the moon."
"That's... a logical explanation, I mean, it's not that Turians are idiots and dumped all those troops out there for us to practice target shooting, right? Good thing you saw through their plan, we will deploy ground troops and seize the weapon for ourselves."

Hey, what else can you expect from poorly programmed VI's? They were barely 'smart' enough to pass the Turing Test, but lacked any capability to learn or adapt. Doing the very same thing they were programmed for eons.

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The main question is 'why'? What's the point of uplifting Krogan? Well, I was told by a bunch of people with a delusion of grandeur that it was to man warships and use them as cannon fodder against underground Rachni bases...

The first one is rather stupid due to simple numbers. Earth has over seven BILLION people. Let's assume that a mere 1% of those people joins the military. That's seventy MILLION people. Even if each ship had a crew of ten thousand, with that many people it's possible to man seven thousand ships. From a military forces recruited on a single planet. By that point both Asari and Salarians had several worlds.

This is when the numbers are set to ridiculous levels. Normandy was manned by less than hundred people. A cruiser would probably have several hundred peple as crew. Dreadnaught, maybe couple thousand. So with seventy million people the ME races could man couple dozen armadas.

What about ground forces, you say? Some of those people should be used to defend planets, right?
Well... no. The moment enemy fleet reaches the planet, they can bombard it with impunity, no matter if it's garrisoned by hundred Red Shirts or couple million Shepards. The ground forces will die. The end.

That leaves using Krogans to attack alien world. Apparently, Rachni can build caves that can withstand mutlimegaton kiloton kinetic strikes from orbit and have to be assaulted on foot.

Why? Why not drill a hole and dump a nuclear device through it? They were small enough for Krogans to carry them into those caves/installations/nests/whatever. Heck, Rachni worlds did not meet the 'garden world' criteria, so why not just dump a large dinosaur killer on top of every installation like that? If a pocket nuke could take them out, then a nice Colony Drop would do the job just fine. Instead of that, Salarians uplifted an entire race, waited for them to build up their numbers, equipped them with 'modern' weapons, shipped them to the hostile worlds and watched as they died by billions.

So, there is the last reason to use Krogan - recovery of worlds captured by the Rachni that DO meet the Garden World criteria. Now, saying that the Council forbids orbital bombardment of Garden Worlds is wrong. Turians did bomb Shanxi (which is a garden world) so the law either has loopholes large enough to do that, or they simply do not care about it when it suits them. Either way, there was nothing stopping Asari and Salarians from reducing every single Rachni on the surface of those planets to ash by the virtue of orbital bombardment.

And yes, this is the only place where canonical ME railguns have an advantage over nukes.

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Well, when the Geth-Quarian war ended, they probably did not have that many ships. Still, they had enough of them to ship several millions of their people away (Council did not provide any aid), enough food production capacity to feed them, enough mobile industrial capacity to maintain those ships and build new ones. Oh, let's not forget about enough military vessels to protect all that.

The question is - how could they loose the war, yet keep all that intact? All it took to stop the Geth was to bombard their factories, destroy the Geth controlled shipyards (I guess they had some, otherwise the Quarian fleets could just stay in system) and... that's it. Quarians win.

Of course, there is a chance that Geth had space superiority due to all the ships they captured. In that case, how come Quarians managed to evacuate their people along with all those ships? How come they even HAD those ships in the first place? Dreadnaught sized live ships do not grow on trees.

There is very little information to properly answer 'why did Quarians loose'? The only answer I can give is 'because Writers said so', which translates into giving them a huge idiot ball to ensure that they did lost that war.

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I am talking here about ME3 side mission N7 Cerberus Attack. What we see there are ground anti-orbit guns. Now, having some way to attack ships in orbit is not that bad idea, except it will work only once. And even then it's usefulness is debatable. Ships in orbit have an advantage that ground based installations lack - they can dodge. They can also use their own guns to blow up the ground cannons from the other side of the star system if they feel like it. Enough said that the ground base lacks such option.

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Did I say that ships can dodge? Yeah, apparently it does not apply to Cerberus warships who are so nice that they stay in one spot, exactly the spot on the firing line of those fixed anti-orbital guns... Not very smart move if you ask me.

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Huh... I guess the rant from Point 5 should go here. My bad. I will fix it... someday.

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Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Family Ties by Marwana reviews
When Sirius told Harry that all pure-blood families were interrelated, he wondered if he had other living family members. What he found changes everything, for both him and the war. Dark Fic. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,912 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nocturnal by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood. Overhauled in 2014.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,241 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,797 - Reviews: 3272 - Favs: 2,617 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 983 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
WorldWar: The Balance Destroyed by AlbertG reviews
The 'Race', and the Colonials of Cyrannus each tried to conquer Earth. They both failed. The Race has a new colony now. The Colonials haven't finished yet. It's a bad combination all around because everyone's stubborn. Welcome to the galaxy at large.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,076 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1025 - Favs: 4,528 - Follows: 2,446 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Parents Spoil All The Fun by Manchester reviews
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare" - Ed Asner. Xander and Dawn have wed, settled in England while working for the New Council, produced a child, and now it's seventeen years later at a certain Scots magical castle.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
The Pettigrew Incident by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
In which there is mystery, mayhem, maps and of course murder. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Naruto: Guild Master by IdeasMaker reviews
Naruto never made it to Genin, since the Mizuki incident the council had all the power and rejected his entry. Without anything to go for, Naruto is left only for civilian work. Watch how the child of prophecy, the son of 4th Hokage and last heir of Uzumaki will change the ninja nation without becoming a ninja. [Warning] PLOT DRIVEN AND ZERO/NO DIALOGUE IN MY WRITING STYLE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,753 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 1,222 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Ignoring the Obvious for Dummies by Tremor230 reviews
Over-the-top Oneshot Parody of a crackfic,over-stuffed in cliches tearing apart Fanfic in general and Wrong-boy-who-lived in particular,tried to give it a sort of plot, do not read with too high hope, I did my worst in this XD. AU,OOC and the lot, Rate M just to be safe, first try Oneshot/parody/crackfic, be gentle please. chall:how many cliche I used and which ones? tell in review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Better be Gryffindor by Schlangenkind reviews
An attempt to avoid some clichés and enforce others. Assuming that Gryffindors are more than closed-minded fools, Slytherins aren't the only ones playing politics and the title 'Golden Trio' means more than most think. Hidden in plain sight, in the one house they least expected, Harry Potter becomes what he was always meant to be. Hogwarts beware, the Dark Lord's equal is rising!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,799 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful! by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Hermione's brilliant logic solves the potion challenge then discovers an even bigger logic problem to solve in the Philosopher's Stone Quest, and she realizes that there was somewhere she really needed to be with someone who needed her so much more. Apologetic forgiven Snape with a manipulative, unforgiven, unhelpful, and bashed Dumbledore and Ronald. HHr NLLL Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
I Have A PLan by Janara reviews
Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 1,616 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Saving Sasuke by griffindork93 reviews
We were going back to save him from Madara, from the dark and from himself. Because if we saved Sasuke, we saved the world. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,229 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
A Weasley Family Dinner by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Bill Weasley, inconsequential human employee at Gringotts, attempts to explain to his family the recent developments at Gringotts concerning Eleanor Potter and Lily Riddle. No one really believes him. Side fic to Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 56 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Bill W. - Complete
A Dragon in Winter by Lavanya Six reviews
One of the strongest pyrokinetics ever seen, now rusticating in semi-retirement following the tragedy of Kyushu... Iroh just wanted to run a quiet teashop.
Crossover - Avatar: Last Airbender & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Iroh, Bakuda - Complete
Match of Titans (or 'A Hearing Interrupted') by Marwana reviews
What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fighting the fight - with words by Marwana reviews
He wasn't planning on fighting for people who were willing to paint him in a bad light, who were willing to use him and who were willing to sacrifice him to save themselves. He wasn't willing to fight for hypocrites, and he made sure to tell them that. Unofficial sequel to 'Match of Titans'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 68 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Albus Potter: Nice Kid, Prospective Evil Overlord by Manchester reviews
A review for my concluded drabble series 'Dumbledore Is An Idiot' promptly led to even more ultra-short AU crackfic in the wizarding world a generation after the Harry Potter novels, as presented here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Albus Potter: Evil Overlording Again! by Manchester reviews
Everyone's back after the winter hols, so it's time once more to begin plotting to take over the wizarding world, bring complete doom to the populace, and have a few good giggles along the way. All in 100 word drabbles, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,544 - Reviews: 5166 - Favs: 6,573 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Split by JackPotr reviews
The Ministry 6 falls apart in their sixth year and Harry moves on and takes the world on without the help of his friends. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Susan B., Amelia B. - Complete
Liliko by White Angel of Auralon reviews
It's a really bad idea to drag a mother away from her child, especially if said child was in danger from a nine tailed demon fox. Add to that the manipulatons of two old men and you have one really angry kunoichi. What will happen when the control breaks?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 172 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Lily Evans P., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Lily Riddle and the Narcotics Emporium by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Or how the vampire Frank, previously named Constantine, learned to stop worrying and love the anarchy produced by a rather insane little girl. Side fic to the AU Lily and the Art of Being Sisyphus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Honey by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,550 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 168 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Disturbing Dreams of Delores Umbridge by Captain Compass reviews
What could possibly go wrong with Cornelius Fudge's brilliant plan during Harry Potter's fifth year? Does one dare to think about the happenings in the mind of a certain Senior Undersecretary? A series of slightly (im)possible scenes before Delores Umbridge first stood up in the Great Hall? What do her dreams foretell before she gets to the Welcoming Feast. Will be mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,277 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Different Death by Chronopie
Voldemort kills Harry (temporarily) with the Elder Wand, which ought to make him the master, right? So here's an alternate look at what could have happened. An incomplete Oneshot, free to a good home, just give me some credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Recipe for Change by Elunas reviews
Life, like it or not, Is always changing. See how one event, after the defeat of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, changes the Wizarding World more than they ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,890 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & A Certain Scientific Railgun/とある科学の超電磁砲 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 307 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 96 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. Story ends at the end of the year, continued in a sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 1925 - Favs: 2,547 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
Knight Errant by JA Baker reviews
There are few problems in the multiverse that can not be solved by the appropriate application of Bolo's...
Crossover - TV X-overs & Bolo series - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,762 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/10/2014 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Complete
Not the Smartest Witch by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,314 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 286 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24810 - Favs: 13,016 - Follows: 11,383 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Why I Did It by Lucillia reviews
When the Longbottoms were killed taking out Voldemort on a certain Halloween night, Harry Potter became the Child of Prophesy by default. There was just one little hitch however...Dumbledore should've learned not to mess with Ron's friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter, the Geek by Andrius reviews
The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,278 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 6/7/2014 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Well, That Plan's Been Shot To Hell by Lucillia reviews
A good friend will help you move. Your Best Friend will help you turn your new home into a death trap for Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 84 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Peter P., James P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
First Infection by whateverdudezb reviews
Many have liken the Citadel to a massive hand: snatching various races from their homes, and clutching them together in its palm, where they learn to live peacefully, side-by-side. But now that hand is reaching for a race that will only make it recoil in disgust.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,060 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Complete
Invisible Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
An accident bestows a completely new Kekkai Genkai on an orphaned boy. Expanded from the one-shot by request, art available via profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 113,757 - Reviews: 1869 - Favs: 3,475 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 416 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Mad Scientist of Azkaban by Racke reviews
Pumpkins killing each other, extravagant masquerades in the honor of a merciless queen, abominations towards creation, and Dr Harry Potter. There's a lot of screaming coming from the Island of Azkaban tonight. WARNING! Crack, Horror, and gory imagery
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 161 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Complete
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 3,006 - Follows: 1,847 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
If I Could Turn Back Time by fringeperson reviews
Anything is possible with magic, at least, as soon as you figure out how, because even magic has its limits. Gen. Oneshot. Complete. Don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 99 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Thousand times over by Good Old Me reviews
When Haruno Satsuki told her daughter to practice a thousand times, she didn't think that Sakura would take her statement literally. This statement, while innocent, triggered something in Sakura to make her become a prodigy that hasn't been seen before. Sakura-centric, AU, one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,927 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Complete
Dead Sirius by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,350 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 273 - Published: 5/11/2014 - N. Tonks, Sirius B. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 695 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Return to the Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
After a couple years in America, Harry Potter thought he'd never have to return to England. He was wrong. Sequel to "Barbaric World".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,469 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 5/3/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Blonds Have More Fun by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ino travels back in time to be with her husband and to right some wrongs. Repost of story. Ino/Naruto pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,993 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 1,021 - Follows: 462 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Ino Y., Naruto U.] - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 3,451 - Follows: 832 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Don't fear the reaper by dogbertcarroll reviews
Summoning the Death God to seal the fox into his son goes slightly wrong...
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Complete
Reinforced Magic by Lupine Horror reviews
She was supposed to die, she was supposed to be destroyed, she was supposed to be completely annihilated, but she wasn't. He wasn't the happiest, nor was he the luckiest, but now a guardian angel all of his own had found her way to him. Let's see what Hogwarts makes of these two. This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,604 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Reinforce - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort by Kevin3 reviews
A tale of illusion and deception - what better bedtime story could a magician tell his son than when he managed to pull one over on the entire wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,842 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 4/3/2014 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Muggle Tri-Wizard Tournament by MartinDC reviews
Harry was chosen as the fourth Tri-Wizard Champion, and was punished severely for it. Watch as he takes the tasks in a whole new direction and pranks Wizarding Britain. Posted to celebrate April fools day. One-shot, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Do not question by Haxong reviews
The heir of Slytherin is on the loose once again and a certain Potter has very special plans for him already. After all there's no way he's going to share his favorite pet with a scrawny teenager.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,433 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Script? Bleep the Script! by I. H. Scribe reviews
Angering Death is generally a bad idea. Which led to his current predicament. He had gone to sleep as Harry Potter, and woken up as Bella Swan. On an airplane. On the way to Forks. Rated M for Harry/Bella's mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,868 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 203 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Harry P., Bella, Edward - Complete
Naruto: Insanity Of The Leaf by Big-bird-8674 reviews
CRACKfic! Shiro Ichimaru considers himself one of Iwa's best spies. He is a specialist in all kinds of subterfuge, having infiltrated places such as Kiri and even strongholds like Ame in the past. And now he's going to take on his biggest test yet… He's going to infiltrate the Leaf. Will he survive? Find out here. AU, No specific timeline, M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2014 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Price of Victory by zArkham reviews
The real world has consequences. The real world does not have a Disney ending. Real horrors live on after the quest is completed, the villain defeated and one has ridden off into the sunset. With these horrors comes nightmares and paranoia which can lead to the unthinkable. The Wizarding world has a habit of ignoring problems. This habit leads to tragedy. (Character Death)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,043 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/19/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Journal by The Dutchman reviews
Harry finds Dumbledore's Journal. What he does with it will affect the entire Wizarding world. Rated T for some language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/18/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Nine Points in the Sky by Triser reviews
A simple experiment to shave time off of travel ended in a bad way... Will the Lanster family be found or will they have to strive to find a way to live on this new world that they landed on... And A White Devil isn't going to be happy in this story... Part two of adventures for Riot Force 6...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 40,277 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Subaru N., Teana L. - Complete
Nanoha Takamachi and the School of Witchcraft by Ryvaken Lucius Tadrya reviews
A few months after retiring home to England, former TSAB Admiral Graham finds himself attacked by men with pointy sticks and strange magic. He calls in help and sets Nanoha and Fate on a wild ride through the British Wizarding World. Book one of the Lyrical Witch series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,594 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 477 - Updated: 3/6/2014 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Travel Secrets: Second by E4mj reviews
Yr 2: Harry has returned in time after one too many things went wrong, his careful plans have been messed up, so he's trying a few new things. He's searching for the diary, but while things are similar, his presence has altered enough to keep him on his toes! No pairings. Dumbledore/Goodguys bashing. 2nd in series. Rated M because I'm paranoid. Everything belongs to Jo!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 87,314 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 2,545 - Follows: 1,898 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 9/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Divine Hallows As by Chronopie reviews
What would happen if there were an extra person - a wizard at that - running around during the Book of Darkness incident? Enter Harry James Potter, Boy-Who-Lived, Man-Who-Won, wielder of the Intelligent Device Hallow.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - Harry P., Nanoha T., Fate T. - Complete
Broodmother by Ephemeral-Nightboy reviews
Yep... I'm writing one of these... Trapped in that locker, Taylor Hebert triggers, and gets all the powers of the Queen of Blades. Too bad half the school sees it happen. So much for a secret identity. Disclaimer: This was a rush job. (Feel free to steal any of the ideas here-in.)
Crossover - StarCraft & Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,654 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Zerg, Skitter - Complete
19 years later by Thalwen The Stabby reviews
Harry's kids come back from the future to confront him about their names...and worse. Will Harry be able to stop naming them stupid things or will Crookshanks become the new Dark Lord?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Shinobi and The Sorcery by blakekeane reviews
After a battle gone wrong, Uzumaki Naruto finds himself stranded in a foreign dimension. If that's not enough, he also has a bipolar Bijuu along for company. And as is to be expected, Naruto finds himself embroiled in yet another adventure, this time alongside Harry Potter and Hermione Granger as they race to save their world from the threat of Lord Voldemort.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,688 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 1/31/2014 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Picking Up From Where They Left Off by Lucillia reviews
When they have to be, the Gringotts Goblins can be exceedingly adaptable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Harry P., Boromir - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis by MaxFic reviews
Not every idea Orochimaru ever had was bad. When one of his mothballed programs gets refreshed by the Third how will the world change for Team 7 when they are given brutally honest evaluations of their skills, personalities and potentials. With this knowledge laid bare before them and their Sensei what do they do and how to they grow. STRAIGHT/NON-YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 174,523 - Reviews: 2866 - Favs: 5,760 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū - Complete
Razor's Edge by Archer83 reviews
Two officers from very different worlds find themselves in the middle of a conflict, in a galaxy far, far away. Multi-crossover of Star Wars, Mass Effect, and Star Trek. Warning: Chapter 5 contains several triggers! Chapter 13 up now ! Completed!
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 157,012 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Luke S., Shepard (F) - Complete
To Hell with the Original! by Haxong reviews
You could ask ten different people who Charles Potter is and why he does know things no one else does. You would get ten diffrent answers, one more unlikely then the other. No one of them knows the truth. He's the twin brother of Harry Potter, one of the boys-who-lived. He's a Slytherin, a genius and more often then not an insufferable asshole. And yes, he's being evil on purpose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,691 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Antiheroine (Old) by vkerinav reviews
See: Antiheroine (Revised). Events of ME1. A radicalized Kara Shepard goes rogue, but not like you think, as she struggles to solves questions of loyalty and command in her own way.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 214,340 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 1/20/2012 - Shepard (F), OC - Complete
The Woman that Changed Things by I. H. Scribe reviews
In an attempt to warn his family, and hopefully prevent several deaths, Harry Potter uses a ritual to send his biography back in time to his mother. Only he messes up, and Petunia ends up with them instead. (Not a Read-the-Books-Together type story)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Sirius B., Minerva M., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Irrelevance by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort's portrait is hung in Hogwarts after his defeat. Eternity is a very, very, very long time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Voldemort - Complete
NBH by Chilord reviews
Switching opponents with Shikamaru during the preliminary round before the third stage, leads to an opportunity for Naruto, one that starts to drastically change his course in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 195,041 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 1,578 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 11/27/2013 - Complete
Ice and Darkness by Racke reviews
A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)
Crossover - Naruto & Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,309 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 12/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Naruto U., Evangeline A.K. M. - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 184 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Princess of the Blacks by Silently Watches reviews
Sirius searches for his goddaughter and finds her in one of the least expected and worst possible locations and lifestyles. DARK and NOT for children. fem!bisexual!Harry, minor fem!Harry/Viktor, eventual fem!Harry/Luna, powerful!Harry, James and Lily are alive, twin is BWL, year 4, less cliched than it sounds
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 189,338 - Reviews: 1720 - Favs: 3,070 - Follows: 2,409 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Luna L., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
Form 2B by Brennus reviews
This just silly. It started as a nice little story about time travel, and now it's just got silly. His hair is too long for a wizard, too…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,803 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 3,974 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Goal-Oriented by Emerald Ashes reviews
After defeating his evil older brother, Sasuke decides to return to Konoha and rebuild his clan...Why is everyone being so difficult about this? In which Sasuke completely missed the plot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 133 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark Lord Syndicate by Yunaine reviews
Taking over the world is a career like any other. He could live with the bad hours, the lousy pay, the non-existent healthcare, the incompetent colleagues, and every other hurdle that came along. If only his boss didn't thwart his every attempt ... - Set at the very beginning; Parody
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 110 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Tournament of Houses by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Scheming goblins, ancient treaties, Animagus transformations, inter-House rivalries taken to a new height, missing werewolves, insane professors... Just another year in the life of Harry Potter, twin of the false Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,093 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Rescued from the Dursleys by I. H. Scribe reviews
An owl flies through the window and drops a bloodstained stick on Jim Moriarty's head.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 292 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., OC, J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Road to Marriage by I. H. Scribe reviews
Not related to How Dare You! A different dimension's version of Hinata is switched with the real Hinata on the day of her kidnapping, and decides this is the perfect chance to get her man, even if he does go by a different name.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Hinata H., Naruto U.] Hiashi H. - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 2,367 - Follows: 1,973 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M), Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
Why couldn't they just by Byakugan789 reviews
Ever get a rabid plot bunny that just wont leave you alone and interrupts all of your other work? Ever shake your head and wonder how the Heroes of your favorite story could miss something their world set up so blatantly? This thread is one of those moments. A series of self contained one shots that have been interrupting my real stories. PM me if you want to add to it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,893 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Barbaric World by Luiz4200 reviews
Instead of mistreating Harry Potter, the Dursleys learned about something they taught him to see as a reason to be afraid of the Wizarding World.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,751 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The Peace of Death by SymphonySamurai reviews
Post-DH. Due to a mistake by the Ministry Harry is arrested and sentenced to death. With the help of some unexpected allies, he escapes Azkaban, only to find that the peace he craves is farther away than he thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 35 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
As If Tickling the Dragon Wasn't Bad Enough by I. H. Scribe reviews
Voldemort and his Death Eaters didn't just tickle the dragon – they poked it in the eye before kicking it between the legs and laughing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Lily Evans P., Sirius B., Severus S., Walburga B. - Complete
Trouble by Wanda Ginny Greenleaf reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1234 - Favs: 3,054 - Follows: 2,285 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 2969 - Favs: 2,882 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
A Parody of Sirius' Will Reading by Diresquirrel reviews
I've read one too many stories with long drawn out will readings where Sirius leaves Harry more money than the UK's GDP. In response I came up with this abomination.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Complete
The Monster Within by Lillielle reviews
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Monsters exist in ordinary people. Ordinary people like Neville Longbottom. Warnings for very AU, dark! Neville, torture, and character death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/29/2013 - Neville L., Barty C. Jr., Sybill T. - Complete
Champion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter isn't normal, he is highly intelligent and strives to become the best. Upon finding out about him being a wizard he has to decide if he wants to give up all the work he put into his studies to get a scholarship for a good secondary boarding school or take his place at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,207 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 3,075 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Potter: The Best Dark Lord In History by USMCcAnthem reviews
Harry thought he couldn't be a Dark Lord, but Hermione had a way to change that. Watch as the two travel through time to help Harry become the best unknown Dark Lord ever. Sequel (kind of) and spin-off from "Voldemort the Horrible Dark Lord". No Pairings! One-shot. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort the Horrible Dark Lord by USMCcAnthem reviews
Harry and Hermione have a chat in the common room about how Harry thinks Voldemort is a bad Dark Lord. Why does he think that? Well, you have to read to find out! No Pairings! One-shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
Naruto's Secret Jutsu by Keeperoftheninjaway reviews
Ever wonder how Naruto's life could change if he discovered the Flying Raijin Jutsu 2 years before the Genin Exams? Well now is your chance to find out. This is my first story so i hope you enjoy it. Rated M for future content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,442 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Harry Tano by TheBeardedOne reviews
After resigning from the Jedi Order, Ahsoka didn't expect to find herself sent to a new world, especially a world where a young boy needed her help... (Epilogue 1 links to Knave Squadron.)
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 136,800 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,427 - Updated: 10/19/2013 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Simplicity is Even Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Because a complicated life can only get more complicated when a murderer is on the loose and after you, Harry continues to focus on problems one at a time and on solutions of the simple kind. Third year on the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/16/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L., Luna L. - Complete
Ravenous Plot Bunny - The Tri-Wizard Tournament by Sinyk reviews
Plot holes. Some are only tiny; but others challenge the Grand Canyon. What does Harry do about the Tr-Wizard Tournament if he decides to think outside the box? And not about winning, but just surviving?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,512 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 216 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Silly, Silly Book Series: Goblet of Fire by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains so many loopholes one could use to survive the tournament, Hermione refusing to listen to anyone talking logically about anything, and Merlin the Second Task is stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,458 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Elder Sect by Clell65619 reviews
When Hagrid arrives at the Potter cottage in Godric's Hollow, he finds no sign of Harry Potter. It takes five long years for Harry to be found, in the care of a distant cousin, having been dropped off by his Great Grand Mother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bewitched - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,287 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 2,987 - Follows: 2,481 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Simplicity is Better by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Basilisks? In my school? Surely you jest! In which a clever wizard finds simple solutions to the problems of a complicated school year. Second Year in the Simplicity Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 3,448 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Simplicity is Good by Lord Mendasuit reviews
Harry has a complicated life. Which is why he looks for simple ways to make it easier. Because being intelligent is not about being a knowledge sponge. First year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Simplicity is Best by Lord Mendasuit reviews
In which very simple solutions are found to a complicated tournament's tasks by a clever wizard. Fourth Year in the Simplicity series.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
He's kind of a BLEEP by Diresquirrel reviews
Sequel to "I Think There's Been a Mistake." Harry Dresden gets a letter from Hogwarts with some dire news. Then his apprentice and brother butt their heads in and silliness ensues.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/2/2013 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
The Year's Entertainment by Lucillia reviews
Based on Rorschach's Blot's Things I Would Like to See in a Fic #403. The Philosopher's Stone wasn't bait, it was a distraction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Albus D., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Harry, Hermione and Lily by broomstick flyer reviews
It all began the day of Ron's return during the hunt. Hermione makes a decision that leads to some surprising changes for both her self and Harry. Sorry it's a poor summary but each other one I have tried seems to give away to much of the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,131 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 181 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Is it Vengeance or Justice that you seek? by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Dumbledore said that 'Love' was the 'Power He Knows Not', well Dumbledore was wrong. Watch as Harry learns what the true 'Power He Knows Not' is, learns his place in the world and takes control over his life. Rated M for safety, this will be a more realistic war than the children's story we got in Half-Blood Prince and Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 74,711 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 1,009 - Updated: 9/20/2013 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
19th September by sprinter1988 reviews
It's Hermione's Birthday. See how she celebrates it. One shot, NOT FOR RON FANS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/19/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Homer says D'oh by Lady FoxFire reviews
What do you get when you mix lost luggage and Halloween in Sunnydale?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,193 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Xander H., J. O'Neill - Complete
The Boy-Who-Lived by Shira1111 reviews
Harry is the Boy-Who-Lived, but no one ever said that he is also the Boy-Who-Lives. What happend really when Voldemort cast the Killing Curse and what is Harry's 'power the Dark Lord knows not? Now, Harry has a difficult decision to make. Oneshot, starts at the end of book 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,116 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 249 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Wedding of Ron Weasley by Xelan reviews
Despite the title, Ron has very few lines. This story focuses on whom he's trying to marry. Another wedding at the burrow, but something is amiss. Heron fans will not be pleased and do remember I'm a Harmony author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Hermione G. - Complete
Travel Secrets: First by E4mj reviews
Harry Potter is living an unhappy life at age 27. He is forced to go on an Auror raid, when the people he saves are not who he thinks. With one last thing in his life broken, he follows through on a plan for Time-travel, back to his past self. Things were not as they once seemed. Slytherin!Harry. Dumbledore and order bashing. No pairing YET. Book one. (The world belongs to Jo!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,973 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 2,490 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Teach Your Children Well by AvocadoLove reviews
After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,849 - Reviews: 3281 - Favs: 4,489 - Follows: 4,471 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Intervention by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter was programmed to die. Sometimes thing don't go as planned. A crossover with DC Comics Deadman.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Malachite Gift by Lazov reviews
Hadrian Potter, the boy-who-was-orphaned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,353 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 162,678 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,194 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Not So Story - The Fourth Champion by Captain Compass reviews
Harry is suspicious that the Triwizard Tournament is being held at Hogwarts in his fourth year. Fearing another disastrous Halloween, Harry takes steps to prevent the unthinkable from occurring. Not a part of the of the Honestly Harry series. Follows canon until the choosing. Mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,617 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Beware The Muggleborn by loverofeevee reviews
Everyone thought Voldemort was unstoppable. Everyone thought muggleborns were weak. Everyone thought a single person couldn't change the world. Everyone was wrong, because everyone hadn't met Lily Potter nee Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/15/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Relief by The Struggling Warrior reviews
Broken by neglect, scorn, and heartbreak, Harry Potter has turned away from his family, country, and destiny. Without flinching, he watched and listened as everyone from his homeland died. Now with incredible power and money at his disposal, he waits for the day that he can finish his purpose and find the peace he desperately seeks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,887 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Lord Over the Night Sky by Triser reviews
Vernon takes Harry to an Orphanage in Japan to get rid of Harry, and the world shifts because of it... Hayate and Harry are not a pairing, more like siblings... Pairings will be done in story line. Gears have started to change. The start of a series of adventures for Riot Force 6...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 114 - Words: 234,127 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Harry P., Hayate Y., Reinforce - Complete
A Special Guest by Xelan reviews
AU. On a field trip to Grimmauld Museum, an unexpected but special guest is coincidentally there at the same time. The-Boy-Who-Lived Novel series is all these kids know. What questions will they ask? If you liked Delusions of Granger... then try this. V2 As a special service, Ch. 2 Hermione A History. See what led up to the events of Ch. 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The rebirth of Tammy Riddle by Byakugan789 reviews
One-sho. Everybody likes to write epic stories about how they've made Harry Potter different, but invariably all of them, amusing they get that far, hit upon the same stumbling block that tests our willing suspension of disbelief when they get Harry in to the exact same position of being carted off to a creepy graveyard to resurrect Voldemort. Lets change things a little, shall we?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,373 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 3,028 - Follows: 2,493 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Team 7 Test Naruto style by SlytherinNinjaKnight reviews
Here's my take on if Naruto became a jonin sensei and what his 'true' genin test would be. Rated T for swearing. Included is my first challenge, unless someone else has taken it. If you decide to take up the challenge, let me know I'd like to read what you all come up with.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/22/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
Terminal Justice by Espadaoscura reviews
Third part of the Mr Black story "Make A Wish" by "Rorschach's Blot". I don't own this, it is all done by "Overkill A.K.A Irrational Intelligence" and whoever helped. I'm putting this up here because it deserves to be. I don't own Harry Potter or Justice League or this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 232,447 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 571 - Published: 7/20/2013 - [Harry P., Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl] - Complete
New Plan by dunuelos reviews
The Third Hokage is tired of hearing for calls to prevent Naruto from becoming a shinobi. So he decides to try something new.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Emma's Plan by erbkaiser reviews
In the summer after Sixth Year Emma Granger, sneaky manipulator and dentist, finds her daughter in a compromising position. She then tricks her into making the right choice in boys... if the boy in question wants to, or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/9/2013 - Published: 6/22/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dr. Granger - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 3,065 - Follows: 710 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Kashimashi Naruto by Racke reviews
Naruto didn't like spaceships. Damn aliens should learn how to steer properly and not land on his head! Gaara/Fem!Naruto. WARNING: Bashing of Sasuke,Sakura,Kakashi.
Crossover - Naruto & Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Magic Area Affects Wizards Health by Lady FoxFire reviews
At some point in our lives we learn that we have to take a grain of salt for everything we see, hear and read because just because someone says it's the truth, doesn't mean it is. Shame the Wizard world doesn't know that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,271 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 139 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
The Scorned Son by Calanor reviews
They say hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned, but the wrath of a scorned son comes pretty close. The day his brother massacred the Uchiha clan, Sasuke shrugged. None of those people cared about him anyway. Years later he tries to leave his clan's shadow as a loyal shinobi of Konoha. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,287 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Sasuke U.
Don't screw with me or else by SfoCrazy reviews
Harry is a product of his environment, a murderer by eight, reform school by nine, by ten he has taken out another problem. Now he is eleven and is headed for Hogwarts with revenge on his mind and cold steel in his hand. By twelve he has two wives and is building an empire.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,764 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Silly, Silly Book Series: Prisoner of Azkaban by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains the Ministry of Magic at possibly their most incompetent, annoyance at the reader's apparent inability to learn anyone's last name, and FOR THE LOVE OF MERLIN WHY AREN'T LUPIN AND BLACK PETRIFYING OR STUNNING PETTIGREW, THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SMARTER THAN THIS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,231 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/29/2013 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Lady FoxFire reviews
Afternoon tea is a time to relax, to talk to friends and discuss problems, hopes and dreams. Of course 275 times is just too much
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,201 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
The Short, Eventful Tenure of Headmaster G Squid by MuggleBeene reviews
Dumbledore has died, and Harry is grieving. Before the funeral, though, a mysterious ritual is completed to choose the next Headmaster. The ritual picks the Giant Squid. But as always with Harry, that's just the beginning. Some deaths, a little swearing, and some possible futures. AU Crackfic for the TL Crack!Fic exchange, specifically Rose of the West and HeadlessHuntsman.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2013 - Harry P., Giant Squid - Complete
Seeing Death Eaters by erbkaiser reviews
Harry is transported to a graveyard following the Third Task of the Tournament, and finds a creative solution to survive the fight with Voldemort and his minions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 61 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Sorting of 1991 by erbkaiser reviews
Have you ever considered what the fanon rule of all houses getting the same number of boys and girls actually means for the students?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Sorting Hat - Complete
The First Contact War: Peace through Power by BloodLordShade reviews
The Turians thought humanity weak and easy to conquer. They where wrong for they have woken a sleeping giant. "Awakened Online." Story challenge
Crossover - Command & Conquer & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,414 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 6/12/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - LEGION - Complete
Keeping Up Appearances by Diresquirrel reviews
Keeping Up Appearances, or Harry Potter's Wife. Ginny looks back at her life. Darkish, non-violent one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Ginny W. - Complete
Enough is enough by Tostie reviews
AU fourth year one shot (possible future sequel) – During Harry Potter's years at Hogwarts he had a couple of less than pleasant experiences. What would happen if Harry had finally enough after an incident in his fourth year– covers the entire fourth year – minor Harry/OFC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,824 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 125 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
A Fistful of Shepards by thebluninja reviews
One Shepard spontaneously turns into two when they go to talk to Nihlus. A third appears on Eden Prime to save Ashley, a fourth appears next to the bombs, and a fifth appears immediately after the beacon explodes. What's causing all these different versions of Shepard to appear?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,890 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Shepard (F), Shepard (M) - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 165 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Wicked This Way Comes by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
After Cedric's death, Harry and company summon a demon to kill Lord Voldemort. Except, well, when the hell is summoning a demon ever turn out just the way you planned?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Disgaea - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 48 - Words: 160,233 - Reviews: 1511 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., Etna - Complete
On An Island In The Sun by Rorschach's Blot reviews
You don't like the way this country operates? You think its bureaucrats corrupt, its politicians moronic, its people apathetic sheep? Fine! Go make your own!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,584 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,932 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Complete
Prevent This! by Lucillia reviews
Uchiha Fugaku and Hyuuga Hiashi watch as several time travelers come back in order to prevent a female Naruto from getting into various relationships.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 176 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fugaku U., Hiashi H., Naruko U. - Complete
What The Heck Is It by DragonofChaostheory reviews
What is love? Why not ask a Lovegood?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by Lady Lanera reviews
During an unannounced inspection of Hogwarts, secrets come out of the woodwork. Just a funny little one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Planning Ahead by Bil reviews
AU 4th year. In which Voldemort's plans are upset, Severus is annoyed, and Harry has a new career goal. There is also a kitten, because kittens are cool. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The worst choice the Sorting Hat ever made by E4mj reviews
One shot: McGonagall asks the sorting hat it's regrets after the war, and it admits it regrets one surprising choice between Slytherin and Gryffindor. JKR owns all the world in which I play.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Sorting Hat, Minerva M., Harry P. - Complete
Hero Harry by LordsFire reviews
As Magical England grinds itself through civil war and Magical Europe at large collapses in upon itself, Harry hunts through it all. Dumbledore has disappeared, Lucius Malfoy has publically fallen out with Fudge, and most the population of Hogwarts has fled to America, bringing many families of Muggleborns with them. Sequel to Brutal Harry. Rated for violence/messiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,656 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Letters from the Asylum by NarutosBrat reviews
In which letters get written, hijinks ensue, and Harry discovers the 'power the dark lord knows not'.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dirty Little Witch by Azrael38 reviews
It's the summer after 5th year and Harry is not a happy camper. With his godfather dead, Harry has nobody left to turn to. Except one. One who has been with him since the beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 2,337 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Un-Birthday Gift by Aealket reviews
What happens when Harry is given a surprise un-birthday gift named Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 39,283 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Stargate SG-1: Maybourne Unleashed by BajaB reviews
What if Harry Maybourne had been more effective? Stargate SG-1, with a little bit more emphasis on acquiring technology to use. Starts from the season one Episode Enigma and generally follows canon timeline. Highlights only, not full story dialogs and scenes. Fill in the gaps yourselves. :)
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,793 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Complete
The Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
One of the things that many people have wondered about the epilogue was just why Harry and Draco shared a nod...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Fate Worse than Death by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter: The Sole Survivor of the Killing Curse. Ever wonder why?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,666 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 216 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Konoha's Greatest Hoax by Lucillia reviews
When something completely unpredictable that could end up destroying any number of plans and land two of them into serious trouble happens, three shinobi end up faking one of the most significant events in Konoha's history.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 106 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Itachi U., Kabuto Y., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Haremgirl by Beyogi reviews
Harry Potter got rich and powerful after he received Sirius inheritance. Not all of his friends are really happy with the resulting situation. It's not so brill if your best mate is too busy fucking his harem to play chess with you, is it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,711 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Ron W. - Complete
Trial by Ninja by jacobk reviews
To become great, one must overcome great opponents. A moment of inspiration during the chuunin exam puts Sakura on the path to greatness, whether she likes it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,067 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 711 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Axe by TheSilverboar reviews
One-shot. Okay this is a major CRACK fic. where the power the Dark Lord knows not is Axe deodorant. Just read it and it will all make sense.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Ronnie Doesn't Know by Blood Brandy reviews
Sneaking to see his friends new job, Ronald Weasely makes a shocking discovery...along with about a thousand other people. Not for Ron fans, and Harry and Hermione don't come across too nice, either.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/14/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,676 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 329 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Silly, Silly Book Series: Chamber of Secrets by iheartmwpp reviews
Because no matter how much we may love it, nothing is without flaws. Contains the caring Hogwarts staff being really incompetent and irresponsible, lots of annoying repetition, and half the school begging for a transfer.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,371 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Curing Ignorance – Again by Hane no Zaia reviews
The sort-of sequel and conclusion to Curing Ignorance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,585 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 3,672 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy Bears and Spot by Clell65619 reviews
Sometimes, an average family has secrets. The residents of 1313 Mockingbird Lane have more secrets than most. Perhaps their biggest secret is how family comes first and foremost. Once he turns 11, young Harry Munster is offered a place at the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry, but he isn't interested, for four reasons. Dodgers, Dresses, Teddy bears, and Spot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Munsters - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,790 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 152 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Connection Reversed by hermyd reviews
"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,969 - Follows: 721 - Published: 3/24/2013 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by mathiasgranger reviews
As the Death Eaters chased Harry and his friends through the Department of Mysteries. Harry stumbles upon a room that changes everything before it ever happens. H/Hr in an alternate canon verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,497 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 1,219 - Follows: 1,036 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Two Drunks Equal One Harem by Lady FoxFire reviews
What happens when you learn that your father and godfather gifted you with your very own harem? It's not always a pretty thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 90 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Nanoha Genesis Evangelion by ProfMorbius reviews
A crossover of Nanoha and Evangelion. Features Evangelion plot with mostly Nanoha characters.
Crossover - Evangelion & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,909 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Ritsuko A., Nanoha T. - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
No Time to Waste by wileycoyote reviews
Response to a challenge issued by Reptilia28. I've read a few responses to this challenge as well as other stories that have Harry or another character going back in time to fix things. However, I sometimes get impatient as I'm reading them. So, I decided to write a version of this cliché where very little time was wasted. Harry has a life to live, and he's got no time to waste.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,495 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unforgiveable (Harry) by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Warning! Parody and sillyness! 'UH' is a hardbitten chain-smoking super!harry who jumps dimensions to solve other realities' 'Voldemort problems' for them to amuse himself. Has he finally met his match? One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Slytherin Survival Tactics by Cherylyn reviews
Harry doesn't want to go back to the Dursleys, and is willing to do anything to make that happen. He finds help in unexpected places, defying Dumblore without even trying.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,584 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Not So Story -x- The Graveyard by Captain Compass reviews
What if Voldemort's and Peter's plans didn't go as they expected at the cemetary in the Goblet of Fire? Oneshot. Nonslash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P., Cedric D. - Complete
A Headache Coming: Scientific Harry by Poet Wroet reviews
Harry likes science and questions everything he sees. Can you conjure vacuum, Prof. McGonagall? And Prof. Sinistra, what do you mean - you can't walk on the moon? Is Hogwarts prepared to deal with this boy-who-lived? Ravenclaw!Harry (It doesn't show common room scenes, though - just Flitwick as his Head of House)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Runaways by Ravengrad reviews
Harry's had it and Hermione receives some startling news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,241 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 264 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 113 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2458 - Favs: 9,139 - Follows: 4,555 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
10 Minutes And A Week Of Hell! by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
10 Minutes can be the difference between the peace and the hell at Hogwarts! AU third year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,152 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Letters to My Frenemy by 9foxgrl reviews
Out of the blue Harry decides to write to Voldemort to help him escape the Order of Fried Chickens. includes kung-fu practicing familiars, and Bellatrix with a chainsaw. bashing and silliness galore. some hinted pairings but nothing Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 58 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Chooses Stonewall by HarnGin reviews
A mix up causes Harry's Hogwarts letter to be returned. Having missed the deadline to reply, he begins his education at Stonewall Secondary School. During the December holidays, Prof. McGonagall attempts to recruit him to Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,017 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 109 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Forestalled by Jacobus-Minoris reviews
Jumping to the past, Harry believes himself prepared for any problem; but he certainly didn't see this one coming...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Voldemort's Master Plan by ArgentNoelle reviews
Voldemort gets a brilliant idea...or maybe just watched too much Star Wars.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,070 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Paperwork by Copper Rain reviews
Harry is on vacation, until she gets a new job from her boss. Fem! Harry, Rated T for [slight] language and paranoia
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
What Could've Happened by USMCcAnthem reviews
The Goblet of Fire with a twist! This is what happens when you trust people like Ludo Bagman and Cornelius Fudge to make a deadly tournament. While Harry Bloody Potter does the exact opposite of what everyone expects while having fun and being absolutely insane! One-shot! Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Luna L., Winky - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,233 - Follows: 626 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Curing Ignorance by Hane no Zaia reviews
On the Hogwarts Express, an eleven-year-old Harry Potter enters a compartment which was not empty, a choice which would change the course of history and leave him questioning just about everything about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Chances by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
The world is full of chances. You just need to know when to take yours and Harry is decided to take all of them! H/Hr fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,084 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 75 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bad Assery Of Neville Longbottom by JEDIJESSICUH reviews
Chuck Norris jokes are so before that one time Neville cut off Nagini's head. Summoning amusement from the web and various sources, I bring you the bad assery of the one, the only: Neville Longbottom.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Neville L., Nagini
Death's Rage by Slicerness reviews
My take on the reptilia28 challenge. There's no office, no repeated deaths, and certainly no blame pushed Harry's way, but Death is still murderous with the way things are going.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 92 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
All Was Not Well by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry was massively disappointed in how things were going after the final battle. Nothing had changed, it only looked like it on the outside. So he decides to change the past to prevent certain things from happening. Being the Master of Death has its perks. Time-travel, Harry / OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,271 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,806 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Tournament Woes by Bobmin356 reviews
Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,807 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 148 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Aberforth D., Albus D. - Complete
The Boy who wasn't by Bobmin356 reviews
Our take on the semi-classic Wrong Boy Who Lived Genre. Just a short story for you to enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 177 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Power of the Press by Bobmin356 reviews
Forewarned Harry makes his escape from Britain, leaving the tournament in shambles. Protected by family, Harry sets about to fulfill his destiny free from the bigotry and manipulation of others.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 235,257 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 646 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The White Devil of the Moon by bissek reviews
Endymion and the Inner Senshi have just found the Moon Princess - a girl named Nanoha Takamachi. But Fate will not allow anything to interfere with her friend's medical leave - not even destiny.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 118,749 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 5/3/2010 - [Fate T., Nanoha T.] - Complete
Taking the Long View by Lucillia reviews
What if Palpatine had been given much stronger precognitive abilities back when he was young, back in the days when all he cared about were racing and pissing off his father? If he'd known how much work becoming Supreme Ruler of the Galaxy would be back during his teenage years, would he have even bothered?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,633 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/7/2012 - E. Palpatine, Darth Maul - Complete
Hermione Magical guardian by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione recieves a letter from Gringotts that changes the life of her and her best friend, as well as many other muggleborns. Just a little tale I wrote to pass an hour or so. H/Hr. Contains a little Dumbledore and Weasley bashing in it. Any one who would like to take the idea and build on it is quite welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 174 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Troubles in Time by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Right as she was about to die, Kushina gets a new lease on life! A mysterious ritual pulls her nearly five years into the future, where she discovers her original name and parents. Can Kushina complete Shinigami's mission for her, or will her son remain an orphan because of a war that has been going on for decades on the other side of the world? Kushina/Minato FEMHARRY!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,092 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Kushina U. - Complete
Two Narutos meet Canon by Shadenight123 reviews
Crackfic while writing new (and serious) Narutoverse story. The Harsh Truth Naruto and The Real Monster Naruto appear, randomly, in Konoha. They then proceed to start wrecking havoc in a dimension that isn't theirs. Two/Three shot possible. Not to be taken seriously. Finished. (Harem Ending Route chosen!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Unprepared by Sarah1281 reviews
When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Dear Mummy by keitaya reviews
Pre Hogwarts. Harry, mothers day and the changes it brings.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Kitsune's Power by TheBeardedOne reviews
With a Kekkai Genkai awoken by an errant stone, Naruto must tame his new powers before he ends up hurting those he cares about.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 87,939 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 11/16/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Chattel by Luan Mao reviews
Never a good deed shall go unpunished
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Waste It by Sarah1281 reviews
Sooner or later, every character gets their shot at a second chance. This is Peter Pettigrew's. He may not deserve it but he certainly wasn't happy with how things ended up. The only question was how to get a better future without having to possess the kind of bravery that the lack of had sent him running to Voldemort in the first place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,698 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
Weapon of Mass Destruction by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
It could also be titled: 'How to make a revolution with an Uzi, a Rocket Launcher and a Kalashnikov for dummies'. Au of fifth year!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,950 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Firewhiskey, shaken not stirred by cannonator reviews
" We don't have no martini"."Well in that case, I'll have the Firewhiskey, shaken not stirred". James Bond and Harry Potter meet at a pub and discuss Voldemort, the prophecy and a job offer. ONE SHOT.
Crossover - James Bond & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/6/2012 - James Bond/007, Harry P. - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again 4: Three-Five-Eight Days Over Two by nicnac918 reviews
Sirius begins to suspect that Harry's new friend might have less than noble intentions regarding him. Siriusly. Sequel to Curses, Foiled Again 3: The Princess' Rondo. Slight slash warning, though nobody is *actually* gay or anything (probably).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Logic by sprinter1988 reviews
One Shot! Harry asks Dumbledore a little question that has unexpected results!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 251 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fun Filled Adventures of Reaper Lord Shepard by Iliya Moroumetz reviews
Inspired by Makani's tumblr fanarts, the Control Ending. Only with some much needed lulz. So, what is the most important thing to a Control minded Shepard after she becomes the God Reaper of Reapers? Why, getting good and wasted, that's what.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,200 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Shepard (F) - Complete
You Are Not Qualified by CrazyDuck5280 reviews
Just another bunny plot of my creation. Harry makes a little investigation and finds some lies! Umbridge watch out! He's out for your blood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 50 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Broken Chains by Darth Marrs reviews
When Harry fell through the Veil of Death, that should have been the end of the story. But 40 days later he returned with a power never seen before, and a darkness in him that made both the dark and light fear him. H/HR/LL. Rated M.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 156,349 - Reviews: 2885 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 2,244 - Updated: 10/27/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 3,489 - Follows: 828 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
This time we do it right by Tostie reviews
AU redo 4th year fic Harry Potter, his wife and daughter go back in time to make a better future stong/independent!Harry HP/DG - complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,840 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 10/22/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Taking Charge by Drauchenfyre reviews
My first multi-chapter fic- what happens when the adults get off their butts and solve the problems of the wizarding world rather than depending on a clueless eleven-year-old and his friends?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,521 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Albus D., OC - Complete
Iruka's Contribution by White Angel of Auralon reviews
We all know that Iruka only really came around in the Mizuki incident after having been told by the Sandaime how Naruto suffered from being alone. What if Iruka had been a professional through and through? What could the consequences be. One-shot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 146 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You by SmallBurnyThing reviews
1. Your name is Harry Potter. 2. You have seven days to marry Draco Malfoy. 3. Only one person was ever on your side. 4. She's trying to take over the world. 5. Harem? Tropetastic crackshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,922 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 245 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hadrian Potter: Darkness Rising by AvatarVecna reviews
Hadrian Potter has entered the magical world a darker person. Will he become its savior, its conqueror, or neither? Can he survive the plots to control his fate while deciding what to do with his life? Rated M for dark stuff and suicidal references. RW bashing, manipulative Dumbles. Cunning, powerful, dark HP/HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 80,535 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,255 - Follows: 900 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter The Thief by Kaden-san reviews
AU & OC. Never having set foot at the Dursley's or Hogwarts, Harry Potter is quite the accomplished thief. Taking to acquiring anything he can get his fingers on, Harry aims to acquire Voldemort's base of power right from underneath him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,655 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Quiet Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
A young Naruto accidently saves Hinata from being kidnapped and gains the gratitude of the Hyuuga clan as well as knowledge of his heritage. Naruto AU, Naruto/Hinata. Written in flashback format (alternate chapters)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,821 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,092 - Follows: 661 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,662 - Reviews: 3162 - Favs: 6,102 - Follows: 5,061 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death of a Hero by Kinsfire reviews
What will the Wizarding world do when it's reported that Harry Potter is dead? The answer might surprise you. (Based off an idea by Rorschach's Blot, and written/posted with his knowledge.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,923 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 141 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again 3: The Princess' Rondo by nicnac918 reviews
Voldemort might not even go to this school, but he does have a lot of feelings. Feelings of MURDEROUS RAGE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/26/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 536 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again 2: The Electric Boogaloo by nicnac918 reviews
Harry might not be at the Dursley's any more, but Voldemort isn't going to let that stop his completely ineffectual murder attempts. He's just going to have to get a little creative is all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 6,065 - Follows: 2,982 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Mortem Potter by Spinning Furret reviews
Harry Mortem Potter is sarcastic, witty, has common sense, and only a few select friends, Hermione Granger and Neville Longbottom, Harry's surprising everybody. He's a Slytherin put in Gryffindor. Dumbledore really felt damned of his decision. No slash. Story complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,500 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Curses, Foiled Again by nicnac918 reviews
Harry Potter and the Not-So-Deadly Summer Holidays
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/1/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Neither Light nor Dark: Steelclaws & Gray Coats by Born of Prayers reviews
Gene Potter is the boy who lived, destined to defeat Voldemort. Harry Potter is a former Ravenclaw, who realized that would not be enough. After the Quidditch attack by Death Eaters, Harry realized what he must do and sets out to do it with the help of his comrades. Dawning the mask and gray coat, they take the war to the enemy and show no mercy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2400 - Favs: 2,203 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
How Crap TV Saved the World by Lucillia reviews
A year after Dumbledore, Black, the Lupins, and Harry Potter's parents revealed themselves to still be alive after the end of the Second War, Harry decides to get his revenge on them by inviting them to Rita Skeeter's new talk show so they could reveal themselves to the world as they really were and bring themselves down. On the set, the Wizarding World gets an unexpected surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,604 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 103 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Harry P., Rita S. - Complete
Different Strokes for Different Folks by Publicola reviews
Harry Potter shows up in the middle of the Council of Elrond, and shows them why all magic is equal, but some magics are more equal than others. Brace yourself: it's a Harry Potter/Lord of the Rings crossover kinda-sorta crack!fic one-shot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 115 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Will of Fire, Heart of Stone by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Hokage faces a terrible potential crisis when the Village Council spreads news of the young jinchuuriki, Naruto. The world changes when a more attentive, forceful Sandaime rears his head and takes back full control of his village. Sarutobi-centric. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 72,148 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 2,941 - Follows: 1,923 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
What happened next by keitaya reviews
What happens when the Muggle world has had enough of obliviated Wizards turning up unexpectedly?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Shinobi Test by lord of the land of fire reviews
A ninja's career is brutal and based on violence. What if the tests used by Konoha to weed out candidates reflected this simple truth?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Complete
All with Accio by freakyfinger reviews
Can the TriWizard Tournament be completed with just one spell? OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Damn Wizards by sprinter1988 reviews
This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,310 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto: An Alternate Path by Belcris reviews
What if Naruto could not forgive the lies he had been told? What would the world be like if he turned his back on those that lied to him? Better yet, what would he do afterwards? One Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,714 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Dear Mister Riddle by whitecoatswontgetme reviews
Voldemort receives a letter requesting recruitment information.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the RAF by Ravengrad reviews
What happens when Harry gets fed up with the wizarding world. Yes it's been done before but this is my take on it. Starts after 5th year
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,428 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Yes, I am Harry's Brother by Ynyr reviews
Five years after his defeat the shade of Voldemort visits Harry Potter, and has a slight accident with one of his Horcruxes. The Dark Lord wanted a new body, but this isn't what he had in mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,128 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Voldemort, N. Tonks - Complete
The Little Veela that Could by Darth Drafter reviews
During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 350,784 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,681 - Follows: 2,316 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 11/4/2009 - Gabrielle D., Harry P. - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 5,243 - Follows: 3,015 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
History's Greatest Master Black by reptilia28 reviews
After being displaced by another one of the Professor and Henchgirl's experiments, Harry Potter - also known as Mr. Black - finds himself at Ryozanpaku Dojo, where he meets a familiar face. Based on Rorschach's Blot's Make a Wish.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kenichi the Mightiest Disciple - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,150 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 103 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Harry P., Hayato F. - Complete
Dear Lord Voldemort by snarryislife reviews
Letters to Lord Voldemort
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Voldemort - Complete
Mass Effect: Vindication by Patient131071 reviews
Sequel to Activation. Corporal Thaddaeus Shepard is on Elysium to face a court martial in light of his questionable actions during the Torfan operation. Instead, he encounters the Skyllian Blitz, and an opportunity to escape the firing squad...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,053 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Black Vengeance by Teufel1987 reviews
AU Third Year: He spent twelve years in hell for a crime he did not commit. Sent there without the courtesy of a trial. Betrayed by his friends and allies. Now he has broken out. He will find and catch that rat and then, they will pay!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,433 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 6/6/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Lucky Harry by Pyrgus reviews
An accident at the age of six turned out to be a lucky thing for Harry Potter. It could get him all the things he had ever dreamed about and many things that he could have never imagined; girls, adventure, a home, and love.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,791 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 3,137 - Follows: 2,140 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Hokage Kakashi by Mirror and Image reviews
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,858 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 295 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 545 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Different Halloween by robst reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 3900 - Favs: 6,159 - Follows: 3,932 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Phoenix Fragment by Greylle reviews
though there will be minor crossoverish elements used briefly, the main crossover is a variant of the Phoenix from Marvel Comics. Sort of. Kind of.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,865 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Too Good to be True by Luan Mao reviews
After fifth year, Harry's life went better than he could have imagined. Perhaps his imagination needed a workout.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 29 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Remember, Remember by Magi Silverwolf reviews
"Remember, remember, the fifth of November..."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Complete
Mass Effect: Activation by Patient131071 reviews
Sequel to Instigation. Thaddaeus Shepard is now with the Alliance, and about to establish his terrifying reputation on a small moon called Torfan... Still don't own BioWare, though it should be confiscated after ME3's ending.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,007 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 5/4/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
Enlightened! by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
An alternate universe where the worlds of Harry Potter and of secret global conspiracies collide. Parody! Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
The Wizard in the Shadows by Nimbus Llewelyn reviews
After the Second Wizarding War, Harry goes to Middle Earth for a little R&R away from it all. He was told it was peaceful. He was wrong. He then spends four years fighting in the North. When the Ring is discovered, a war for the sake of two worlds begins with Harry at it's centre. I own neither LOTR or Harry Potter and would be a good deal richer if I did. THE SEQUEL IS NOW UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 146,896 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 1,904 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Harry P., Aragorn - Complete
Mischief Fragment Mjolnir by Greylle reviews
crossing over Nanoha and Naruto. Naru/Hina - most likely. Things get shifted around quite quickly. This wasn't intended to be written, it just started writing itself and fitting things together.
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,862 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mass Effect: Instigation by Patient131071 reviews
AU: Thaddaeus Shepard is a childhood prodigy-and a murderer. Just what Miranda Lawson needs to help her escape from her father... up front I do not own Bioware or its creations .
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,702 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Watching Over Harry by jerrway69 reviews
This is an AU story. Sirius asks Bella to help him watch over Harry. Bella takes her responsibility to heart in more ways than one. I've given this story a M rating to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 202,126 - Reviews: 1421 - Favs: 2,525 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Defending Sirius Black by Luiz4200 reviews
AU Not satisfied with what Dumbledore told in the letter he left with Harry, Vernon Dursley goes to the Wizarding World and learns about Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 4/21/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Vernon D., Sirius B. - Complete
Salvation by Lucillia reviews
A young Mizuki meets a dimension hopper who saves him during an escort mission gone bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 56 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Mizuki, Naruto U. - Complete
Shodai Hokage Madara by Lucillia reviews
The deskbound adventures of one Uchiha Madara who lived in a universe where the selection of the First Hokage went the other way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,461 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Madara U. - Complete
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Without Naruto by Lucillia reviews
Team 7 and the rest of the world for that matter have to go on without Naruto when he falls in battle on the bridge in Wave.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,528 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Exam by Lucillia reviews
After defeating Madara and saving the world, Naruto fulfills all of his life's goals. Well, all but one actually, and he's working on that one...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,811 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 166 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Banking on Her by robst reviews
Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 114,164 - Reviews: 2974 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eating? by keitaya reviews
Meal time around Ron is never fun. Why hasnt anyone done anything about it? Lets see what happens now... This will be a H/H story in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,464 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 81 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prophecy Powers Perceived by the Prophecized by treena-ivy-carter reviews
When Dumbledore reveals the prophecy to Harry, he never expected to find out the prophecy had already been fulfilled and Harry wasn't about to save the world anymore. Rant about Albus's stupidity. Angry!Harry, Semi-Manipulative!Not very smart!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,950 - Follows: 934 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Crisis of Infinite Batmans by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
In Which The Bad Guys Are So Screwed. There is a dimensional crisis brewing and only Batman can stop it. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And Batman. And... you get the idea. CRACK!
Justice League - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 71 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Bruce W./Batman
Harry Potter and the Chalice of the Moon by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
The cure for lycanthropy exists. The only problem is getting a hold of it, figuring out how to use it... okay, so there are several problems. But since when has Harry Potter let the problems win? Book 3 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 75,782 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 469 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Daniels and the Order of Shadows by blade625 reviews
Harry is the older twin brother of Christopher Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived. After that Halloween, his parents forget about him in favor of Chris. After he overhears his parents talking about doing something terrible to him, he runs. He becomes Harry Daniels
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 81,041 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
An Elegant Solution by James Golen reviews
Shepard isn't a soldier; he's an engineer. ME3 Ending-spoilers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 83 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Shepard (M) - Complete
A Letter To Voldemort by Akela Victoire reviews
Harry writes a letter of complaint to his arch nemesis.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 580 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Science Plus Magic Equals Children! by deathbybunny reviews
It was normal day until children start appearing claiming Fate to be their "papa"! Not only that but they all have different "mama's". Can this problem be solved and more importantly, can Nanoha go without Starlight Breaking everyone?
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,334 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 9/24/2011 - [Fate T., Nanoha T.] - Complete
Safer That Way by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Albus Dumbledore is a headmaster, not a politician, so 'of course' he can't be 'evil'... Warning! Parody. He's-not-a-politician-so-he-can't-be-evil! Dumbledore. Alternate Universe. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
All That Ends Well by Belcris reviews
Harry has a rather bad day at work that leads to something so much worse. Still, fate has a way or rewarding us sometimes, and this is Harry's time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,798 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Fight in the Ministry Another Way by sheltie reviews
What if the Battle at the Ministry went in a different direction? Here's a way it could've gone. Sorry bad summary. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,934 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Device of Fate: Time to Change the World by Engineer4Ever reviews
What would happen if by some freak accident Bardiche ended up with a young Naruko Uzumaki. Well, let's see. One-Shot!
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Naruko U., Bardiche - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,458 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Obligatory Marriage Law Fic by Luan Mao reviews
Harry has to marry a witch for the good of Wizarding Britain. Harry does not like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
It's Easy by Romantic Silence reviews
Harry proves to Ron that asking a girl out is easier than he thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 117 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
That Rotating Thing That Holds Condiments by Lucillia reviews
Team 7's Mary-Sue seems slightly...defective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 36 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1288 - Favs: 4,229 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Inside My Mind by sistersgrimmlover reviews
It started with a wand. A wand with a brother. And this brother wand, a girl shall wield. And with this girl came War. And with War, came her lover, Plague. Plague lead to his brother Death. And it all ended in Victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 787,213 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1331 - Favs: 4,244 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Who Ya Gonna Call? by marietsy2 reviews
A parody of what if Harry got rid of the ring himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Harry P., Gandalf - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1614 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 2,003 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Honesty is the Best Policy by SecondStar2theRight reviews
After the latest magical attack, Uther is having everyone in Camelot interrogated. Now it's Merlin's turn to be questioned by Leon. Tag to The Son of a Sorcerer by Literaria
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Merlin, Leon - Complete
There is Always a Way Out by Lady FoxFire reviews
Welcome to another Character X is a Veela and Harry has to marry him but with a twist. Warning: Not a happy ending. No slash in this fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Team Tensai by Wingwyrm reviews
They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,441 - Reviews: 2043 - Favs: 6,211 - Follows: 3,569 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Team Seven, Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Return of the Squib Son by phantomace13 reviews
When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 113,263 - Reviews: 2194 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 1,976 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: Death Reincarnate by HermiHugs reviews
Voldemort was defeated but only after a lot of innocent lives were lost. The balance between good and evil badly disturbed. Harry Potter is the master of death, what does that mean? Do the Hallows have a more important function? Time travel fiction
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,880 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 209 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 250 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Much Needed Vacation by childofflameandwave reviews
Dark Lord Voldemort needed a vacation. He even had the perfect plan so that his followers would not even notice his weeklong spree. Too bad his closest horcrux resided in Harry James Potter, the "Brat-Who-Lived"!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Defenders of Anarchy by fringeperson reviews
Hermione was a St Trinian's Girl before going to Hogwarts. This had an interesting effect on the friends she made and the friendships she maintained. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & St. Trinian's - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,331 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 151 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 8,015 - Follows: 1,727 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
It's Not Official Until It's on Facebook by deathbybunny reviews
Hayate pesters Fate until she creates a Facebook account. Fate learns not to leave her account accessible to everyone, especially Hayate.
Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,788 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - [Fate T., Nanoha T.] - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Savior? by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
Harry in his anger at the Headmaster after the death of Sirius finally burns through the Memory Charm that the Headmaster cast on him just before third year and comes to some surprising revelations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,088 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 3,165 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The greatest Prank ever by Darklooshkin reviews
Why did Dumbledore have the Potter wills sealed? It's all James' fault...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,868 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 126 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 149 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
The Apothecary by grenouille7777 reviews
JKR gave us a snapshot of their lives long after the Final Battle. But what was it like two years later after all of the kids have finally entered Hogwarts? All fun and happiness? Maybe... maybe not. Starts off fully canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,783 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Path by zArkham reviews
What if Harry had someone at the end of the Deathly Hallows to give him a different perspective on things? How might have this affected his decision to go to his death to save the magical world? HP/LL/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,483 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup. Last chapter is a summary, technically not complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 4,666 - Follows: 3,292 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Yes, She's a Girl by chem prof reviews
Another What If? story, set in Year 4. What if the lead up to the Yule Ball played out just a little bit differently? One thing leads to another, and Harry's life becomes much less stressful. H/Hr Note: This is a Horcrux and Hallows free story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,968 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 206 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Raven Potter and the Plot for World Domination by Hane no Zaia reviews
Raven Potter, the Girl Who Lived, is a pyromaniac of questionable sanity who has no plans whatsoever to play the heroine in this story... and just got thrown into another dimension... twice (Very nonsensical and rather weird. Read at your own peril.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 72,722 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 8/3/2009 - OC, Harry P. - Complete
Take That, Princess by grenouille7777 reviews
Harry's not the only one who has to meet his Grim Reaper when he dies. What happens when a particularly annoying redhead meets hers? Reptilia28's challenge goes sideways. Rating for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Ginny W. - Complete
Awesome Gendo by Saphroneth reviews
Gendo is the most awesome parent ever. Well, here anyway. Pretty much pure crack.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Gendo I.
Sacramentum Effrego by Justpucky reviews
At the end of year 3 Harry starts to think. He doesn't like what he learns. Dumbles!Bashing Semismart!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,034 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 63 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Strange Apprentice by texaswookie reviews
Marvel/HP cross. Fudge expells Harry Potter, so he takes his life into his own hands and heads elsewhere to learn magic under Dr. Strange, Sorcerer Supreme. After he learns he returns to a war infested United Kingdom and kicks butt. Some DD bashing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,127 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Restored Legacy by Crossoverpairinglover reviews
As Harry is set to begin his fifth year, events are moving that changes his life forever. Secrets are revealed as the Ministry moves just a bit more efficiently in trying to silence Harry. Add in a Family Restoration Act, and Harry is in for a ride Harem.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 76,801 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W., Parvati P., Susan B. - Complete
Mutant Storm by Bobmin356 reviews
Betrayed and broken a hero is saved by family and rises to shake the foundations of the world. The mutants have arrived and the revolution has begun.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 247,700 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 2,906 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Multiverse by Bobmin356 reviews
Godlike Harry? Super Luna? Nested Infinities and mind bending quantum mechanics. Mutant Pandas and Smiling Horcruxes, what else can you ask for? Its cracked!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 63,426 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,110 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/20/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Harry meets Bella and Sirius during the Azkaban Prologue… He comes out a little brassed off, and a whole lot apathetic… Then there was the Goblet and the Tournament… By fifth year he's a whole different animal… Heh well, the world wants its Hero…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 187,064 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,395 - Follows: 505 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 130 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 2,451 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Charlie does the Foxtrot or Damn the Torpedoes by Lady FoxFire reviews
Fudge believed that everything was going according to his grand plan when Harry Potter was found guilty…. Oh Boy! Was he wrong!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,700 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 1,156 - Updated: 9/4/2011 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Seriously, Sirius? by chem prof reviews
What if Sirius didn't fall through the veil at the Department of Mysteries in OOTP? An altered sequence of events leads to a much more pleasant summer for Harry. And a marriage contract?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 185 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Woodsman's Axe by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A big tree attracts the woodsman's axe. A stranger comes to town looking for a game to pass the time.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 387 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1416 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Master of Delights by Maloran reviews
I asked Rorschach's Blot if I could play around with a ficlet found in Odd Ideas... three years ago! Anyway, Harry likes to cook, with a passion far greater than Molly Weasley. What if that passion was a bit more directed...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The End of All Things by Kinsfire reviews
Harry was in Azkaban for murdering Hermione. Now they need his help. What is his price?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,936 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 62 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Death 1, Destiny 0 by Kinsfire reviews
Voldemort has been defeated, and a party is being thrown in his honor. But there's one guest missing...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak by Clell65619 reviews
It was a normal dismal 16th birthday for Harry in the park near Privet drive. Harry was isolated from everyone he cared for, the Durselys were all being right bastards, and life just plain sucked. Then Harry met a stranger.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Freakazoid - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 57 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 277 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
No Hurry At All by robst reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 3686 - Favs: 6,390 - Follows: 3,519 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Life Debts by arekay reviews
Different Ending to HBP. Harry's leaving school but doesn't want Ron and Hermione to come with him. Find out why. Rating it T just to be safe. Will probably be a oneshot. Not a Ha/Hr. Slight amount of what might be considered bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Real Skill by fringeperson reviews
Don't own. Oneshot. Consider the skill-set of the ninja in relation to their profession. Big, flashy jutsu and in-your-face martial arts has never been what they really did. They are the shadows. Behold: Naruto has NINJA skills.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter For the Greater Good by T-Rex06 reviews
Harry discovers a world he never thought he could have, and when Dumbledore tries to stop Harry, Harry retaliates for the Greater Good. AU, After OOTP, disregards HBP and DH. H/HR and Harry/Harem
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,658 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 127 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
The Best Way by Maxtaf reviews
The best way to deal with a kidnapping situation? An alternate view of the second task...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 79 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Geniuses of Hard Work by froznfox72 reviews
Might Guy trades Neji and Tenten to take Naruto and Hinata on his team. Can he take this group of misfits and turn them into a team of geniuses...or will he be forced to give up wearing spandex forever? Naruhina LeexAyame
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 258,843 - Reviews: 1722 - Favs: 2,781 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Muggleborn Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Champions come in many shapes, sizes, and hairstyles. And their Quests are even more varied. Sequel to Muggle Champion.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,158 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 76 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Hermione G. - Complete
Yet Another Universe by Silverfawkes reviews
AU lighthearted funfest with mature overtones,Post DH Harry gets pulled to an AU only to be expected to do it again. Dumbledore bashing is rampant Harry is doing it his way but he's going to have fun doing it! RATING FOR LANG. AND SEX INUENDO
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 65,708 - Reviews: 2034 - Favs: 3,674 - Follows: 1,890 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Easy Way by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry reminds Draco of a far easier way to achieve his goals. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 86 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
Muggle Champion by Luan Mao reviews
Hogwarts's education was useless in preparing students for real-life tasks, such as a tri-wizard tournament. What should Harry do?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,257 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 157 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Two Heirs of Slytherin by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
First year was bad enough. Second year is worse. Kidnappings, Horcruxes, ancient secrets, prophecies... oh, and Tom Riddle's return. Again. Yep, second year is definitely worse. Book 2 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,768 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3174 - Favs: 4,647 - Follows: 2,389 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Divine Plan by Corruo reviews
It is said that there is a Plan governing the workings of the world. When one being throws the Plan into chaos, it falls upon Harry Potter to set things right, or allow the world to fall into darkness. H/Hr, AU after OotP. Rated for language and violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 296,153 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gendo Ikari and the Humiliation of NERV by Aberron reviews
NERV has more than just giant robots in its arsenal. Too bad that Gendo would rather give his son a loving compliment before deploying them. Comedy fic, please don't read if you value my male dignity.
Crossover - Sailor Moon & Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 191 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,237 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rabbit Summoning by Diresquirrel reviews
A silly little thing happened when Naruto decided that Toads just weren't cool enough. So he wrote his own contract, but it didn't work out quite the way he expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,588 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Complete
Epiphany by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry Potter one shot. Harry has a spark of clarity during the final battle with Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
Rebellious Wizard book 2 by broomstick flyer reviews
As in the title this is the second book in this series. Harry and Hermione take their summer break and then they return to Hogwarts. Harry continues to be rebellious and ... well read on to find out what happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,388 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 3/25/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Dursleyish Way to Accept Harry by Luiz4200 reviews
I've read fics with the Dursleys accepting Harry and decided to write one with them doing it on what I believe to be a Dursley-ish way. How will it affect Harry and Dumbledore? Chapters from Eleven are being posted as a Continuation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011
The Sniper II: Babylonian Nights by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Sniper; Five years after killing Voldemort, Harry is a SAS lieutenant assigned to the invasion of Iraq. When the Muggle war wakes something best left forgotten, Harry is pulled back into the Wizarding world. Can't they clean up their own mess?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,081 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 1,576 - Follows: 435 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Herwald von Einzbern and the Philosopher's Stone by kyugan reviews
The 5th Heaven's Feel has been averted, with no apparent victor, but for Herwald von Einzbern, recently turned eleven, a whole new adventure is about to begin in a world he left behind ten years prior. AU cross, rated T for occasional german cursing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 104,097 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Illyasviel von Einzbern - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 4,883 - Follows: 1,761 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
The Letter by udderpd reviews
A Gringotts letter made it through Dumbledore's owl redirect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 116 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Saturday Potter by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry finds something in his great grandfathers notes that might help him defeat Voldemort. But to learn how, he has to leave Britain and his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,109 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., OC - Complete
You Can Have it All Revised by opopanax reviews
Revised version of my story. Post OOTP. Harry says he's had enough and escapes his betrayers. But his troubles are not over, as new information comes to light. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,305 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 2/17/2011 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Screw the Magical World by monbade reviews
Harry is found guilty for underage magic and has his wand snapped. With help, he tells them to go sod off. I got the idea from another fanfic, but cannot remember the name of it. So, sorry i cannot leave praise for that story. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 212 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Hooaws and a Duckbill by HermanTumbleweed reviews
A humorous look at the graveyard scene from GoF. Harry comes prepared, Tom is in deep doo-doo. Rated for language, innuendo. My Yahoo! group recommends no drinking or eating while reading this if you value your keyboard & monitor, and don't like choking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,786 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
No Need for Harry by Pheonix Dawn reviews
During the battle with Volemort in the graveyard, Harry finds a new power awakening within him. A power that will turn his life completely upside down when the only other person with this power pays him a visit. Harry's life will never be that same again.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tenchi Muyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 90,641 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
So Not My Problem by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted to do was stay alive and try to get with Bastila, in that order. He doesn't want to save the galaxy and he's not looking to help everyone he meets. Tragically, he's surrounded by hero types that keep trying to drag him along for the ride.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 99,156 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Revan - Complete
The death of Harry Potter by monbade reviews
Takes place after Sirius dies. Harry receives no help for his depression and he retaliates in nasty letter to the wizard world. With depression and suicide spiraling out of control, Harry sends letters off to his supposed friends. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,561 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
I Don't Really Need Protection by Illiandyandra reviews
All too often in the H/Hr stories, when Ron loses his temper and confronts the couple for getting together, Hermione always cringes, and/or flees…what if she didn't? *ONE SHOT*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,058 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 124 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 2,118 - Follows: 587 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Death's Doorbell by Paladeus reviews
"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." - H/Hr/L/ Sorta Tonks - Comedy, Slight Crack, Two omakes/shorts - Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 140 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., N. Tonks - Complete
It's Too Late by Fyreheart reviews
What if Harry refused to fight and die for a society that he couldn't claim as his? A one-shot of Harry deciding it's too late for the Wizarding world to make amends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Hit Wizard by DobbyElfLord reviews
One-shot sequel to Harry Potter - Mercenary Two years have passed and now Harry is back for a bit of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,539 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 2,356 - Follows: 466 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Contrats? I Don't Need No Stinking Contracts by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry learns of betrayal and shenanigans in dealing with most of the Order. WHat does he do? ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Complete
It's My Life by Fyreheart reviews
After his second year, Harry begins to realize Hogwarts isn't everything it could be. Are there other options available? While the Hogwarts characters belong to JK Rowling, the story is obviously outside of canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,383 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Here's to the Losers by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry refuses to participate in the Triwizard Tournament. Watch how he fails at even that!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,375 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,790 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 1,642 - Follows: 349 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
And Bits of Fluff by Teufel1987 reviews
What if clearing your mind isn't the only way to keep people out of your head?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,539 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 92 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Champion's Champion by DriftWood1965 reviews
Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 108,953 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 6,316 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dr Strangelove by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,089 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,166 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Shinji I. - Complete
The Rebellious Wizard by broomstick flyer reviews
An AU version of book one. Growing up with the Dursleys Harry Potter becomes a very independant young man who is not willing to bow to the bullying. Read how this far from meak and submisive Harry does things differently in this version of book one. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,340 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,370 - Follows: 828 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and a Very Different Goblet of Fire by Mionefan reviews
A what if AU story where too many people meddle with the Goblet of Fire with surprising results. Neville is selected instead of Cedric and Harry is Fleur's hostage to rescue. Dark Dumbledore. Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,803 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A death eaters nightmare by broomstick flyer reviews
First written when I thought Hermione Weasley was totally against canon. Now rewritten to be a Hermione Potter story. Cause I dont agree with Hr/R at all, totally AU and OOC. Read the story to see why Hermione Potter is a Death eaters nightmare... Hr/H
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,629 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Project Horntail by Spr0ut810 reviews
Harry is tried by the Wizengamot. How is the department of mysteries involved? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
A Parody of Marriage Contracts by Diresquirrel reviews
Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Minerva M. - Complete
Surprise! Harry's got a Grandma! by Diresquirrel reviews
Harry was feeling pretty good after his third year. True, it hasn't been going perfectly, but nothing ever does. Still, his godfather was free-ish and alive, and both their souls were where they belong. And then he got a visit from his mother's mother. There's no ownership by me involved with this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,004 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 273 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Harry P., Lina I. - Complete
I think There's Been A Mistake by Diresquirrel reviews
Hagrid grabs the wrong Wizard named Harry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Hermione G., H. Dresden - Complete
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 3,234 - Follows: 2,259 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Justice Served With A Side Of Fries by Lady FoxFire reviews
A curse, a blessing and old magic – It's best to never assume anything
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,612 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore's Mistake by hpreader1974 reviews
Albus Dumbledore's mistake leaves the magical world in ruins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Unconventional Harry by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry decides to stop "rolling over" and "just taking it." He has "Marauder godfathers" and decides to have them help him strike back. A one-shot. H/G eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 244 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
In this World and the Next by robst reviews
Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 164,711 - Reviews: 4601 - Favs: 7,340 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 9/29/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harveste Addams and the Sorceror's Stone by kyaru-chan reviews
A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn't it?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 451 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harveste by kyaru-chan reviews
He's done it. He's just five years old, but he's finally done it. The Dursleys are gone. And now he's with a new family who seems just as twisted as he is. How strange.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 3,277 - Follows: 971 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Board by Clell65619 reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, the Hogwarts Board of Governors meet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,312 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,438 - Follows: 294 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fourth School by Dalwyn reviews
"Anyone wishing to submit themselves as champion must write their name and school clearly upon a slip of parchment ..." Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,551 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Not So Muggleborn by grenouille7777 reviews
What would happen if our favourite bookworm were sorted into the Pureblood-dominated House of Snakes? Here's one possibility... Decidedly AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,899 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
End of the Line by Chilord reviews
Because Even the best of intentions can have the most dire of consequences
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,905 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 72 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Xander H. - Complete
Konoha: Naruto's Playground by MegaB reviews
When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 291,882 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 2,087 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's Not Easy Being Veela by Lineape reviews
Quite a day for Harry; he turns sixteen, gets a few gifts, and finds out he's a Veela... Wait, what? Watch as Harry struggles to beat the perspective suitors off with a bat. This isn't what you're expecting AT ALL. I guarantee it. HP/HG, Veela!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,384 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not Quite A Kage Killer by Lucillia reviews
But then again, Naruto's opponent wasn't a Kage. After going through Tobi more than once, Naruto decides to try something else.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 169 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: 27 Days by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo convinces the council to banish Naruto. Insanity ensues. "P.S. Naruto sends his love." Friendship fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,905 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Jumping on the Bandwagon: Missin Village by Smoochynose reviews
Danzo managed to get the council to banish Konoha's most unpredictable ninja, unfortunately he didn't count on unpredictability being contagious. Accepted!Naruto Friendship Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 60 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 425 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The First Task by Grant Larceny reviews
AU An irreverent adventure in the Harry Potter verse where several hallowed institutions are destroyed...its probably been done...then love conquers all!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
A Champion's New Hope by Rocag reviews
Beginning during the Goblet of Fire, Harry looks to different friends for support after both Ron and Hermione refuse to believe that he did not put his name in the Goblet. Including one unexpected friend: Daphne Greengrass.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 274,401 - Reviews: 3822 - Favs: 7,242 - Follows: 3,922 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Truth or Dare? by TheFatalIllusion reviews
When unusual circumstances leave the Dark Lord, Lucius and Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Ron, Hermione, Ginny and finally Harry Potter trapped together, unable to use their magic, what will happen when Harry suggests the innocent game of Truth or Dare?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 85,819 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,971 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Little bit of Revenge by abe-sa reviews
A short one-shot about what i would have liked as the ending of the series. Heavy Weasleys and Snape bashing. Light H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,195 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Next Day by Rohata reviews
Set after the war. Sometimes things don't go as planned. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,779 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 66 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Right Way, The Wrong Way and the Hokage Way by Larry Huss reviews
In the same setting as Philosophy of a Ninja. The Hokage must not only be a superior ninja, a certain degree of political ruthlessness is also part of the job description. Sometimes good isn't forgiving. And even the mad may have their mercies.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Hiruzen S., Itachi U. - Complete
Fine Then! by Alpha-The-Omega reviews
Harry is found guilty of Underage Magic at his trial after 4th year... what happens next?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,556 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 289 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Baby by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione is home from Australia and finds quite a surprise on her door step. It is a surprise that will change the lives of everyone she knows, it will also reveal several previously unknown things to her including evil plots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,055 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nineteen years plus thirty minutes later by broomstick flyer reviews
We know how JKR's epilogue ended, why did Harry and Hermione not speak to each other, what happened next as they left the platform? My version of what happened next. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Philosophy of a Ninja by Larry Huss reviews
An alternate take on Naruto and Neji in the Arena of at the Chunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Portus by Tigerman reviews
Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 214 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Wizards are stupid by Lineape reviews
A series of one-shots, two-shots, and drabbles chronicling the stupidity of the Wizarding World and all its inhabitants. Some are funny, others not so much. Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 32,438 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Harry P.
It Takes A Village by Lucillia reviews
...To Make a Baby. Or, Why Snape Shouldn't Leave Certain Potions Unattended in Public Places.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 92 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8155 - Favs: 15,344 - Follows: 6,509 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Answers by bluebell-uk reviews
Sequel to The Quiz please read that one before this. Harry now knows who Tiger Lily is the question is how does he react.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Bloody Scalping by Lost Dragon-Albarn reviews
Dark AU. Vagues HHr. Harry is being convicted of multiple murders. Murders he committed. Murders he couldn't be more proud of if he tried. M for dark as heck themes, mentioned rape, and character death. Wizarding World Bashing.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter's Reaction to the Marriage Law by kb0 reviews
After the war, the Wizengamot passes a law requiring all young wizards and witches to marry, and the Ministry will assign the partners. How do Harry and his friends react? H/G, but not overly so
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,847 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 116 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Dolores Umbridge's Big Mistake by Silverfawkes reviews
AU oneshot Dolores made a Mistake she took the DADA job
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Dolores U., OC - Complete
Deadly Decisions by Alrissa reviews
Haruno Sakura that actually caught a glimpse of the real world and woke up to smell the blood. Basically a 'what if' preview of what could have happened if Sakura didn't revert after the Chuunin exams. No princess to be rescued here. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,819 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 324 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
I don't need you anymore by JackOfBladesX reviews
After seventeen years, Naruto's parents return to Konoha, with his twin sister. HIs reaction to his parents being alive after so long? Complete Apathy. In Naruto's defense, he really had a lot going on that day. Naruto/Shion/OC/OC.OneShot. Humor Fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,626 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 331 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Drunken I Love You Can Change The World by SupernaturalWinchester reviews
Hermione doesn't want Ron, Harry definately doesn't want Ginny oh what a fun hunt for Hermione' parents in Australia two of the golden trio are going to have, 100% Harmony Weasley bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,134 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Karin's Shocking Revelation by NarutosBrat reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 51 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin U. - Complete
The Quiz by bluebell-uk reviews
Fed up with fan-girls after him Harry submits a Quiz to Witch Weekly. What will the results be? One Shot, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14329 - Favs: 7,453 - Follows: 5,640 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Delusions of Granger by Xelan reviews
Ron is absolutely, without a doubt, completely and utterly certain Hermione is madly in love with him. So much so that he prematurely makes a rash announcement. Hermione begs to differ. Light to moderate Ron bashing. Non-DH compliant. H/Hr. Format fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 120 - Published: 5/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by robst reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 1864 - Favs: 2,695 - Follows: 1,527 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Cupboard Follow Up by Janus Tenshin reviews
A follow up to Rorschach Blot's Omake in Chapter 100 of "Odd Ideas." Rated for Lang & theme. No Pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,832 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 57 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Nothing Works by Xelan reviews
Albus has always meddled in things that were none of his business, but now he finds himself in over his head in the face of Fate and Hermione Granger. Meddle not in the affairs of Hermione Granger, for you are old and have a heart condition. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 58 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
A Month as Naruto Uzumaki by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,277 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 711 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Hiruzen S. - Complete
Why Won't They Leave Me Alone? by potter8668 reviews
Harry defeats Voldemort but those in power don't want him to leave. Read about the lengths they go to achieve their goal. Takes place after Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 2,054 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Day Albus Dumbledore Never Remembers by Silverfawkes reviews
AU ONESHOT Independent Harry decides enough is enough. Dumbledore bash fest. slight RW bashing mild language. Co-written with Darkshadowedrose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Power by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: My response to the 'Banishment' storyline.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 103 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Hinata H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 136 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Fate's Chosen by Luan Mao reviews
Harry dies and wakes up in Fate's office. You've heard it before, right? You're expecting a re-do fic, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Borrowed Heaven by CaptainCrunch231511 reviews
Ron dies in the year 2091 and is sent back in time to correct his biggest mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,286 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Conversation by Clell65619 reviews
Harry and Tom Riddle sit down to discuss a few things.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 159 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 1,422 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 245,803 - Reviews: 4796 - Favs: 5,071 - Follows: 2,992 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5903 - Favs: 9,201 - Follows: 3,487 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Too Late by Lucillia reviews
Lily and James Potter come out of hiding so their son Alexander could fulfill the prophesy and defeat Voldemort. Things don't go as planned though, as they returned to the Wizarding World in 1999.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,597 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 905 - Follows: 299 - Published: 3/1/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hedwig and the Goblet of Fire by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,363 - Follows: 493 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Parvati P. - Complete
Dudley the hero? by crocket reviews
Due to Dudley saying something Harry find the way to end the war before it really begins. Hopefully you will find it funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,610 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1241 - Favs: 3,820 - Follows: 1,184 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Royal Mint by yasuhei reviews
Student discipline, true love, time travel, and the life of small ubiquitous objects. A little AU, and not too sensible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 45 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 948 - Follows: 248 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Can't Have It Both Ways by robst reviews
If you are forced to participate in a competition that's reserved for adults only, doesn't that mean you should be considered an adult? Harry gets some much needed help and advice before having some fun by allowing his marauder heritage out to play. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 106,352 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 7,093 - Follows: 2,937 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Truth by Clell65619 reviews
On his 16th birthday Dumbledore presents Harry with a little surprize. He's just gotten married.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,135 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Deepest Reflections by Kurinoone reviews
Harry gets a chance to see what his life would have been like if Wormtail had betrayed them fully that Halloween night. He swaps his universe for the cannon universe. Canon compliant up until the fourth book. Book Three of the Dark Prince Trilogy. H/G AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,604 - Reviews: 4897 - Favs: 2,401 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Critical Decision by Lucillia reviews
What if Jiraiya's choice that made the difference between sending his student down a path that led to peace or one that led to destruction was something that was seemingly small and inconsequential?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,536 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 53 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
The Day the Magic Died by chem prof reviews
Set during Book 7. During the time she and Harry are alone in the tent, Hermione discovers a spell that could be extremely useful against Voldemort, but it’s considered by the wizarding world to be even worse than Unforgiveables. Do they dare use it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 95 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 138 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
RuneMaster by Tigerman reviews
In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 149,721 - Reviews: 3220 - Favs: 10,174 - Follows: 4,403 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
XSGCOM: Mirror Image by Hotpoint reviews
Crossover between SG1 and XCOM. As Earth fights against two separate extraterrestrial threats the defenders join forces and the tables are turned.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 349,026 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Time, Mr Potter? by Tw15teD reviews
Five years after Voldemort's victory over the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter is a man on the run. But what happens when he is thrown into his twelve-year old body in a freak accident? Non-DH compliant. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 195,226 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10406 - Favs: 12,923 - Follows: 5,275 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
Take a WBWL-verse, add in some Slytherin Harry with Voldemort's memories, and add just a dash of Parselmagic, and what do you get? Harry Potter and the Sorting Hat's Gift, Book 1 of the Saga of the Lightning Speaker.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,362 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 2,409 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Demonstration of Character by Adrian Tullberg reviews
The simple reason many characters on the silver screen do not match up to their printed counterparts is that the comic character can make a significant impact on the plotline. Case in point ...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Alfred P., Joker - Complete
Black Phoenix by n1ght3lf reviews
To quote James Baldwin, "The most dangerous creation of any society is a man with nothing to lose." The Wizarding World is about to find out just how dangerous.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 68 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
The Prisoners Of Azkaban by The Unusual Suspect reviews
My take on the 'Potter in Azkaban' theme. Harry and Daphne have spent the last 4 years in Azkaban for a crime they did not commit. Dark! Powerful! & Unforgiving! Harry & Daphne. Graphic violence, sexual situations and some dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,870 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
A realistic SI by dogbertcarroll reviews
I wrote an SI, a huge thing with multiple chapters and stories. This isn't that. This is my second attempt at writing something that shows what I would actually do if stuck in the Marvelverse with superpowers.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 197 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 93 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
How did we Get here? II by Rohata reviews
This is an expanded version of my one-shot I posted earlier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 77 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Hell I Will! by gphoenix51 reviews
What if? What if Harry had more contact with Sirius after his escape? What if Harry and Hermione made a new friend at the World Cup? What if the Goblet of Fire scene played out differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,669 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 126 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Crossovers that Will Never Work by FuryouMiko reviews
Some Crossovers... just won't work unless you fudge them to a ridiculous level. Lets take a look at why.
Crossover - Evangelion & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Nanoha T.
What If? … An Alternative to Order Of The Phoenix by chem prof reviews
What if Harry had reacted more strongly to the Ministry’s threat to expel him and snap his wand? What if he had fled the country rather than submit to the trial?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,554 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 1,226 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Bil reviews
AU. CoS oneshot. So you're telling me that in a school full of nosey kids, not to mention the famous Dumbledore, no one notices that Hagrid's hiding an acromantula? How's that work? HP, RH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 5,225 - Follows: 984 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Formal Declaration by Adrian Tullberg reviews
A little scenario I was inspired to write.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/5/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Keep Your Eye on the Council by Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto brings Sasuke back at the Valley of the End, the ever-nefarious Council decides to banish Naruto and make Sauske the Rokudaime. Their plan works perfectly...until Naruto doesn't care, Sasuke runs away again, and Tsunade shows up.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Naruto U., Tsunade S., Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
How Chocolate Cauldrons Destroyed the World by Brian64 reviews
What could have happened if Harry ate Romilda's chocolate cauldrons that night? And what will Hermione and Luna do to change history? Rated M to be safe, but should be fine for 13
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,400 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 47 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V. - Complete
Why Dance When You Can Slay The Dragon? by Beautiful T Jakson reviews
It was all so simple. One date was unavailable, so he asked another. Little did Harry Potter realize that a simple change of Yule Ball plans would change his life as he knew it. Started as Yule Ball fic, but hardly classifies anymore. HHr. Now Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 82,431 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 1,930 - Follows: 980 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Conscripted by broomstick flyer reviews
A different fourth year story where being conscripted into the Tri-Wizard tournament leads to a different life for Harry Potter and Hermione Granger. As its a one shot there is not much I can say here without spoiling the story for my reader.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,878 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 96 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 135 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Divination is a Wooly Subject by KafkaExMachina reviews
A different outcome to Harry's discussion with Albus at the end of OotP. Not Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 121 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
More Important Things by robst reviews
COMPLETE - My attempt at the Dumbledore Answers Harry challenge set by witowsmp, where Harry discovers his destiny at the end of first year. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,726 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 1,056 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 303 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Not a Henge by ShaperV reviews
There's something a little...off...about Naruto's one original technique.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Danzo's Mighty Fall? by Reidluver reviews
Crackfic. Sasuke returns to wreak havoc on his village only to find that he has a new calling. Danzo may have met his match.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Worldwar: Discovering the Balance by AlbertG reviews
Fleetlord Atvar, supreme commander of 'The Race' arrived at Earth a few decades later than planned. But it shouldn't have mattered after all how much could Earth change in a mere 800 years, give or take?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 64,273 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Turnabout Is Fair Play by Lucillia reviews
It was as if the Muggle and Wizarding Worlds were playing Musical Doorsteps with the Boy-Who-Lived, abandoning him on the front porches of homes where he would not be wanted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
Achieving Clarity by PerfesserN reviews
Luna sees an opportunity to help Harry in his fight against Voldemort and takes the initiative. A Harry/Hermione/Luna story from Luna's POV
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,944 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 1,471 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 6/17/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Expelled by broomstick flyer reviews
I had an idea to take Harry into a new future, one I hadnt tried before, anyway this story is how after a rather traumatic event in his young life he got to be more than just a wizard. H/Hr again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,596 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I will NOT marry a Weasley by broomstick flyer reviews
A small one shot that several readers have asked me to post. Harry and Hermione both refuse to do as the author wanted and marry and Weasley. Some folk find it amusing. all I can say is read and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 63 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 3,561 - Follows: 748 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Order of the murderer’s by broomstick flyer reviews
This is a short 4 chap story that was left on my old laptop. End of fifth year Harry starts the holiday feeling angry at the world. see what happens when he and his allies have somewhere to aim that anger. OoP bashing galore in this one. H/Hr broomstick
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,793 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 5/31/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,726 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Luck Next Time by Lavanya Six reviews
If it makes you feel any better, he never said anything about Fuyutsuki.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Shinji I., Gendo I. - Complete
Eulogy by n1ght3lf reviews
After the kyuubi attacks Konoha again , an old friend of Naruto's speaks to set the record straight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
A Very Harry History by grenouille7777 reviews
A young historian from the distant future researches the Dark Lord's fall by getting into Harry's head, literally, and finds more than she bargained for. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,069 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 85 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by robst reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3110 - Favs: 6,126 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter: Kidnapped by kb0 reviews
Harry decided growing up “on the street” was better than at the Dursleys and ran away as a child, becoming lost to the Wizarding world. He was very happy with his life until accidentally found by Albus Dumbledore... No real pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 60,415 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,694 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Unforgiving by DisobedienceWriter reviews
A banished Naruto is told he needs to return to the Hidden Leaf by an emissary of the new Rokudaime Hokage. His reaction isn't what you'd expect.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,419 - Follows: 573 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Curse That Killed Thousands by ga1661 reviews
What would have happened if Sirius's appearance in the hospital wing was not received as relatively calmly as in canon? Unashamedly Harry/Hermione H/Hr , but in a family friendly way; Bashing of Dumbledore & cohorts included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,823 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 305 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 4,286 - Follows: 657 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Leave The Horcrux by broomstick flyer reviews
What I think should have happened when Ron left and then came back to the tent
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,456 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 98 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
You Only Live Thrice : The Tale Of Elsa Jones by pstibbons reviews
The Pureblood said, "Granger must be destroyed. Not killed - that would just make her a martyr. Her reputation must be destroyed. She must be eliminated from our society, preferably by Potter himself, before she can destroy us." HGOC HPLL Azkaban!Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,790 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Ron the Time Traveller by tumshie reviews
This drabble was written a while ago on the question what would happen if Ron Weasley got the chance to go back in time. Slight Ron bashing. Please note this is a oneshot and will not be added to.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 26 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Ron W. - Complete
Inverted by megamatt09 reviews
AU. When Unspeakables Harry and Ginny Potter stumble upon a mysterious antique device, they are transported to an alternate world very different from their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,777 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Harem Marriage Law by rlpj4 reviews
After the war is over, in Harry's seventh year, the Ministry passes a law requiring that all unmarried minors and volunteers who are single enter into a program to be matched with a future partner. Note: This is a parody of sorts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Black Death by Tiro reviews
Everyone thought that the Boy-Who-Lived was dead. They were wrong. Light-bashing, heavily so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,200 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 1,347 - Follows: 239 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Riddick by thoraxe357 reviews
He was ostricized by the very people he was destined to protect and sent to Azkaban. However, they never imaginged that sending Harry Potter away would create something much darker, and a helluva lot more badass. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,865 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Year of Changes by redfrog reviews
Sequel to Summer of Independence. Harry's 6th year, dealing with Dumbles and Ron, lots of Quidditch and just being Harry. Ron& Dumbledore& Ginny bashing. Independent Harry story. No pairings planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,541 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 2,816 - Follows: 1,509 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Slythering To Victory by Ebona Nite reviews
A Slytherin Harry competes in the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Sort of. No horcruxes. Rated for mild language. More spelling corrections and an added Skeeter scene. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Choices by chem prof reviews
The war’s over! Voldemort has been defeated! But now back at Hogwarts for his final year, Harry finds things aren’t quite what he’d hoped, as his best friends have found other attachments, leaving him by himself. Mostly AU after Book 5.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,046 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 330 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Aspirations by megamatt09 reviews
AU. Harry is shunned not only Ron, but Hermione as well after the Goblet of Fire incident. Ginny befriends Harry and history changes. Future Dark!Harry Dark!Ginny pairing, extended summary inside. Note from 2012: I'm not a huge fan of this story now, but leaving it up for historical purposes for those who do enjoy it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 371,805 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 4,476 - Follows: 1,832 - Updated: 1/24/2009 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts postion with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Albus D., Severus S. - Complete
Unknowingly married by broomstick flyer reviews
The Finally blow has been struck, Voldemort lies dead at Harry Potter's feet, then after a glow of golden light and a bright flash Harry vanishes along with his best friend Hermione Granger The two young people are in for a surprise, read and enjoy the fu
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,282 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 2,509 - Follows: 522 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prince or Zero? by LunaticChaos reviews
An alternate universe fic if you couldn't tell, I decided to do a retelling of the story with the idea "How would the story change if Lelouch remained a Prince?"
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 44 - Words: 117,149 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Lelouch L. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 4,330 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Its All About Hermione by Demoness-MarlstonWells69ner reviews
COMPLETED! Hermione Granger has been betrayed by her very close friends. She meets up with her old friends & goes back to her other school. When she goes back to Hogwarts, she's arriving in style! GINNY BASHINGS! HG/BZ/DM/OMC-BT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 57 - Words: 274,811 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The birdies by Blizdal reviews
There was once a Veela. Harry was also there. They didn't get along.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 44 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 227 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 242 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Cub by SlytherinsScribe reviews
What would have happened if Harry had chosen to run away from the Dursleys as a child? This story spans from when he is eight to when he is eighteen. Features new characters, old ones, and general meyhem. AU, HarryOC COMPLETED AS OF 10/23/08!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 138,475 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 3,873 - Follows: 951 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 1,887 - Follows: 244 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Runaway by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Ruto and Nata, two peaceful villagers, a young married couple in wave run a simple restaurant. One day ninja from Konoha come and their past comes back to haunt them. Naruto and Hinata Uzumaki thought dead are dragged back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 616 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 291 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Fooled Mazoku by renegadewriter8 reviews
Xellos loves to play mind games with others as a way to amuse himself. What happens, when his the one being played? Rating for cursing.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Xelloss M. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Miss Print by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Complete
Second time love by broomstick flyer reviews
Hermione makes a potion that will take her back in time to put right the mistakes she made, the worst of which was marrying the wrong man. Why she married Ron she did not know, she did know it was the biggest mistake she ever made.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,148 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
For The Greater Good by marietsy2 reviews
It was for the greater good, right? What would life have been like without Dumbledore's manipulations? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,767 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 93 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Albus D., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 770 - Favs: 5,190 - Follows: 1,043 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Letter to Myself by Rohata reviews
Set during Book Seven. Hermione receives a letter that changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,773 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Paybacks: Alternate by Rohata reviews
This is the original edition of the story posted earlier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Naruto, the Spanking Nin by MogtheGnome reviews
Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,314 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 462 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Big Trouble in Old England by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Who better than Jack Burton, who's already defeated an immortal wizard, to help Harry with his problem. Crossover: Big Trouble in Little China. HP/Su Li
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,207 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 68 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Harry P., Su L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Girl Who Lived by Agnostics Puppet reviews
Harry wakes in a universe where he meets, Rose, his female alternate self. Taken over from SilverAegis when he discontinued it. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,261 - Reviews: 978 - Favs: 3,600 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 189 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Misato's Revenge by sentinel28 reviews
What's this? Is Shinji going to get lucky? Is Rei turning into a closet drunk? Is Asuka regretting crossing Misato? IS THIS STORY FINALLY FINISHED? All these answers and more in "Misato's Revenge: The Final Chapter Really! "
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/7/2004 - Complete
Tomato Soup by Case13 reviews
For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,417 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 101 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deep Cover by demonicnargles reviews
He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Diary of an Angry Daughter of Hermione by pstibbons reviews
A Post-Crapalogue drabble especially for canon RHr sycophants. From the Journal of Rose Granger: It's been six months since Mum died. My father raped my mother for 20 years while everyone looked on. I'm the child of a love potion. I don't deserve to exist
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Out of Azkaban by Laume reviews
Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,368 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hidden Leaf's Living Weapon by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Oneshot. ROOT turns Naruto into a powerful weapon. Did no one ever explain the law of unintended consequences to them? Dark!Powerful!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 187 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Assassin in the Smoky Shadow by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Naruto receives a different type of childhood...and a different sort of training. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,355 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 198 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Insidious Inquisitor by Yunaine reviews
Harry Potter is dosed with Veritaserum by Dolores Umbridge. Afterwards his entire world is turned upside down. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Susan/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,850 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 2,856 - Follows: 658 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Harry P., Susan B., Hannah A.] - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 3,047 - Follows: 661 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Poker Game by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Draco organizes a no-holds-barred poker game. Harry decides to compete... just a little fun fic co-written by Joshua. I might or might not write more on this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 123,923 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 2,099 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto, Master of Seals by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One Shot. Naruto takes the revelation of his demonic 'tenant' more seriously. Looking at the seal on his belly starts Naruto on a new path in life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 285 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Wish Carefully by Ten Toes reviews
REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 1,655 - Follows: 296 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Lucius M. - Complete
After the War by TheDarqueOne reviews
A short piece to express my feelings about Marvel's Civil War. It is funny, and sad.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Complete
Parseltongue Prejudice by Yunaine reviews
After talking to Malfoy's summoned snake, Harry finds out that the Wizarding World might be even worse then the Dursleys had ever been. - Set during second year; Harry/Hannah
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,731 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 255 - Published: 6/25/2008 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
The Worst Timing by HermanTumbleweed reviews
One-shot. What if Harry Potter gave up on life just before receiving his Hogwarts Letter. What would happen to him and what would the repercussions be. Character DEATHS, Dark theme, language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the 'What! I'm engaged! But how! by TheOneKnownAsEmerald reviews
A parody of Harem stories What happens when James and the Mauraders get extremely drunk when Harry is born. And what happens when Harry reaps the repecussions?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Only Bastards Rise by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Uzumaki Naruto has learned everything from his mistakes. Anyone who thinks otherwise is dead wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 1,606 - Follows: 312 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Reunion by Brownriderco reviews
A disaster causes the Earth Alliance to lose it's only source of numbweed, forcing earth to send a starship to Rukbat even though it's interdicted. Boy are they in for a shock.
Dragonriders of Pern series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,063 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1700 - Favs: 3,568 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Secrets by potter8668 reviews
Harry has a secret son and learns some secrets of betrayal by Dumbledore. What other secrets will he learn? Will he find love? Will he have his revenge?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,758 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 2,083 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Thank You by kcourtkat reviews
An exiled Harry Potter Sends a letter to the Daily Prophet after being contacted about a new Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 182 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5380 - Favs: 10,059 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2364 - Favs: 2,643 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Lord Names by With A Midnight Smile reviews
Harry Potter, without the Dark Lord breathing down his neck, is bored. Boredom leads to Ginny, Ginny leads to... "Algae Envy Wiser"? What is going on? Anagrams and silliness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Fate's Mistake by kb0 reviews
Summary: What if there was a small mistake in 1981, causing things to not be what they really seemed at #4 Privet Drive? Would Harry be different when he showed up at Hogwarts? What if a few things were done differently when Harry went to school? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 80,923 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,105 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 3/1/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
I Quit by peppymint reviews
Ever been surprised Harry didn't tell the wizarding world to shove it? Yeah, me too. I tried to include as many of the classic pick on Harry themes that I could. AU after OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,263 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 136 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Guy Fawkes Day by MisterQ reviews
Harry Potter destroys Magical England
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 202 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
The Temple Pond by recodan reviews
Naruto is send hurtling to another world where he meets a certain team of genin and their jounin. And then they fight.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 65 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Project: Hokage by DhampyrX2 reviews
Sometimes you learn it's not a good thing when all you dream come true.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,469 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Two Weeks in the Alley by BajaB reviews
13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,075 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 456 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Innocence is fleeting, Death stays true forever by SSC reviews
Spoilers for books 1 to 5. NonHBP compliant. In the summer after OotP, Harry starts thinking: is death really irreversible? Necromancer!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,045 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 1,434 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Narrative Causality by Clell65619 reviews
Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 89 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Testing Defenses by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione Granger decides to test the effectiveness of the wards on Privet Drive by attempting an overnight visit. And then it's Luna's turn. Then Katie Bell's. Then Susan's.... PreHBP. Rating bumped from T to M to cover future updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,654 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,082 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 630 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2053 - Favs: 3,855 - Follows: 1,743 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Letters of Resignation by Memories-of-the-Shadows reviews
Suppose that Harry was a rebellious, antisocial teenager with tons of money and a certain eloquence? Au, it's fanfics darlings, and minor spoilers. Very, very minor. And cursing, let's not forget cursing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Curse of Legalese by Lady FoxFire reviews
Sequel to Potter's Revenge. What dangerous things existed in the Potter's vault? Harry's about to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,651 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,737 - Follows: 280 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 2,439 - Follows: 527 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Guerilla Potter by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 193 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Sniper by DobbyElfLord reviews
OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,473 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 3,423 - Follows: 667 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Choice is Clear by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Sakura's always been in denial about Sasuke. Naruto finally breaks her out of it. Crack fic, completely dialogue and onamatopoeia.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 56 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Trademark Dispute by Clell65619 reviews
Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,434 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Fate of Konoha by The Emerald Ingot reviews
The Village Couincil always thought they knew best. After all, Naruto was the Kyuubi Incarnate...right? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Praedia Bellica: The Spoils of War by jabarber69 reviews
Dumbledore made the worst mistake anyone could ever make in keeping Harry Potter ignorant of the wizarding world! Slaves, manipulative Dumbledore, Independent Harry No spoilers, No HBP, No DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legitimate Businessmen by Clell65619 reviews
One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 155 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Irish Choice by DisobedienceWriter reviews
With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 62,622 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 3,380 - Follows: 970 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter: Unchampion by kb0 reviews
What if Harry's rebelliousness started a year earlier, because Dumbledore wouldn't let him go stay with Sirius in the summers? What would a rebellious teenager who was entered into the Triwizard Tournament do? H/G
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,236 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,725 - Follows: 428 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
The TriSchool Tournament by DisobedienceWriter reviews
One shot, AU of GOF. Here’s the story I wish I had found when I read GoF or GoF fanfiction. New, harder tasks. Observant!Smart!Harry. On the outs with Ron, Hermione, Dumbledore, and Hogwarts in general. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 31,882 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,658 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Logical Consequences by Laume reviews
For many years the Wizarding World turned a blind eye. Now they must face the consequences as the tables are turned on them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,388 - Follows: 283 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 3,055 - Follows: 594 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Given Enough Time by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
Having lost a precious person to the Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto plans to take them down, but how?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 145 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
Burn, Baby, Burn! by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Harry Potter loves to watch things burn. A series of oneshot ficlets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,306 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Opportune Death of Harry Potter by BlueMagikMarker reviews
OneShot. Harry Potter is put on trial for the use of an Unforgivable in front of Ministry personnel during the daring raid of the Department of Mysteries. If only Fudge had arrived a few moments later... and Dumbledore isn't able to help him this time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 801 - Favs: 3,199 - Follows: 515 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Writer by pstibbons reviews
Hermione discovers a new world and an old acquaintance. PostWar HHr oneshot. Delusional Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Summer of Independence by redfrog reviews
Set right after 5th year. Harry becomes independent. No pairings, lots of Quidditch and some Ron&Ginny&Dumbledore&Etc bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,378 - Reviews: 777 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 886 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2674 - Favs: 4,397 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Ritual by chem prof reviews
Post HBP. While researching for methods to destroy Horcruxes, Hermione finds a ritual that may also help her with her personal life. The result is eyeopening for more than one member of the trio. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,619 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/10/2007 - Published: 4/3/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Legacy of the Rasengan I: Naruto by Tellemicus Sundance reviews
It started as nothing more than a goal, inspired by a dream. It was the only thing he had to keep him going. Now, years later, it has suddenly become something...more. It has become his way of life. Slight NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 266,215 - Reviews: 4080 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 5/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,483 - Follows: 294 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Evil Summer Vacation by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry's summer vacation isn't exactly as the Dursley's planned. There are a few repercussions
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,322 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 253 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Calculated Legacy by drakensis reviews
When the Sound are destroyed, Tsunade lies dead. Who will be the Rokudaime Hokage?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,128 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 87 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Furry Fury by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,383 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter, Wizarding Barrister by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry finds himself doing an unusual thing after the war: defending the innocent before the Wizengamot. Here’s what happens during his final case.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,437 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 290 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boondock Saints by Kalistar reviews
AU Abandoned on the streets of Dublin. Ignorant of the wizarding world, what will they do after finding out that their savior is on a mission to bring retribution to evil in the world as one of the Saints of South Boston? Crossover with the Boondock Saint
Crossover - Harry Potter & Boondock Saints - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 112,578 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Taking Hostages by The-Caitiff reviews
Not your usual veela bonding story. When young veela enter puberty, their instincts guide them to the perfect man. It's either love or death for these beings of lust and flame, and Gabrielle Delacour has her mind set on love. HPGD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,038 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 4/28/2007 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Career Options by jacee2u reviews
Harry returns to Hogwarts after getting rid of Voldemort, but can't figure out what to do with his life. He schedules a career counseling session with his new head of house. Rated M to be on the safe side of the ratings people.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marauder's Blessing by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,484 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 1,300 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 129 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Doctor's Take by Michael Weyer reviews
In the wake of Civil War, a certain Doctor tells the heads of the proregisteration movement how they're coming off. All reviews welcomed.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
The Power He Knows Not by Janara reviews
Dumbledore always said that Harry’s strength was his ability to love. What if the Headmaster was wrong and Harry’s strength was compassion? Takes place during sixth year, but not really based on book six.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 69 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Matters of Honor by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry thinks up a plan to deal with those unpleasent aspects of Hogwarts life. School is in session less than hour before one man is dead and another headed for Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 105 - Published: 3/13/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and The Power of Love by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: Hermione convinces Harry to join her 'Domestic Skills' Club and someone tampers with the food.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 646 - Follows: 216 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Ne Fiat Lux by Silver Pard reviews
AU: In a world where the beginning was different, Harry rants on why he's turned out the way he has.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,508 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Billowing Robes by Ophiuchus reviews
Harry'd never admit it, but the way Snape's robes billow behind him is a really cool effect. One potions class, Harry and his friends discover the secret behind the billowing robes... Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Not? by Nose Goblins reviews
One shot: The Harry Discovers the Power Humor PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/7/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Waiting Room by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Oneshot. Harry and Voldemort both mysteriously find themselves in what appears to be a doctor’s waiting room. AU, kinda follows canon until end of 5th book. Crack!fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Chicks Dig Giant Robots' by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,237 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 216 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Shinji I. - Complete
The DA Missions: Agent Toots by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Indirect Approach by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Sometimes the direct approach doesn't work, therefore you must try . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,873 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 207 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Great Hero Ramen by drakensis reviews
Tsunade has debts. She thinks that no one will expect the Hokage to pay them. She's wrong.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 178 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1222 - Favs: 3,139 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Darkness Within by Kurinoone reviews
What if Wormtail hadn't told Lord Voldemort the Potters hideout. What if he took Harry straight to him instead? A Dark Harry fanfic. AU Mild HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 65 - Words: 364,868 - Reviews: 7082 - Favs: 6,881 - Follows: 2,005 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 178 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Pwn Master Paladin reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Reach the Open Space by Tinn Tam reviews
After defeating Voldemort, Harry Potter was about to become the most adulated wizard in the History of Wizardkind. But he ruined it all. And he's damn proud of it. Mild violence. EDITED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,987 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 174 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Lord's Defeat? by evil older sister reviews
Just a silly little story that I got from an OMAKE in one of Rorschach's Blot's stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Complete
Alternative Strategy by Adrian Tullberg reviews
What should have happened for Civil War.
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Addition to the Fray by Adrian Tullberg reviews
I'm finding Civil War very inspiring ..
Marvel - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
Tom Riddle and the Goblet of Fire by drakensis reviews
Harry has a power that Voldemort does not know of and through deception, victory.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,518 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Minerva M., Voldemort - Complete
An Ending to the Civil War by Adrian Tullberg reviews
Seomthing I thought up ...
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Complete
Your Boyfriend Drives THAT? by Infatuated-Simplicity reviews
HHr Oneshot! There was not a shot in hell that David Granger was letting his daughter get back on that death trap of a vehicle, and he certainly didn’t want her anywhere near Mr. Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 75 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Why is Harry Smiling? by The-Caitiff reviews
Harry turns up to breakfast with a massive hangover and a silly grin. What happened and with who?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Complete
The Day Harry Potter Retired by opalish reviews
Harry's done being a hero, but Snape may just be a god. Harry, Hermione, and a sky full of clouds. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
YAHF? Well Something Like That by wargear reviews
Buffy, Xander and Willow find themselves in a rather familiar situation. A Harry Potter crossover.
Buffy X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Complete
The Next Dark Lord by koswarg reviews
[HarryLuna] Harry Potter's had enough. Crack, rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Veritaserum Suprise: Daphne's trial by Twisted parody reviews
Daphne Greengrass is on trial and reveals some very interesting things. Harry&Daphne story. please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,772 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 168 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the heart is by DarkGoddess2002 reviews
A old friend finds Hermione and past bitter feelings are dredged up. Slight Harry bashing, not for Harry fans.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hermione G., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 395 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Sweet Dream Sweets by BajaB reviews
To help stop Voldemort sending Harry nightmares, and to extract a little revenge while they are at it, the twins develop a new treat. No DH Humor. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,390 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 77 - Published: 6/29/2006 - George W., Harry P. - Complete
Esse Quam Videri by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU What if Harry Potter really was an Incurably Criminal Boy: a trouble maker, a rule breaker, a psychotic pyromaniac. Albus supposed he should have seen this coming. An Azkaban!Harry fic of sorts. Hellatrix'n!Honks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A DADA Interview by The-Caitiff reviews
Dumbledore interviews the new Defense instructor. Perhaps he should have asked to see some ID...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Ask Anko by dave-d reviews
A famous fortune teller retires. Wanting to shift attention to someone else, she fingers an unwilling Anko as her replacement. Tsunade wants the jounin to accept. Why? What might happen, with Orochimaru's former apprentice calling the shots?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,575 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
Past Lives by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione finds a spell to help Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,010 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 1,029 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Darkness? by potterinu reviews
Harry talks about the manipulations he's suffered over the years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Tearing Down by gunman reviews
When Shinji dies fighting the 3rd Angel, Yui comes back and tears Gendo a new one for what he did. Oneshot. Warning: adult language.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Shinji I., Yui I. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Will by Black's Phoenix reviews
Harry's will reading and what takes place. A one shot fic that I thought would be interesting
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1861 - Favs: 3,798 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Rerun by selenepotter reviews
Luna goes back in time to change the timeline. Very short chapters until Chapter 6, when the story really begins.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 38,531 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 1/30/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
The Lord of Azkaban by padfootjr24 reviews
Harry is sent to Azkaban for murder. Years later Dumbledore comes to release him but what he finds is nothing like what he was expecting. Dark and very unforgiving Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 75,711 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,949 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 2/16/2005 - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 84 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 2,414 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Hatal Fart Attack by Corwalch reviews
This is in response to a plot bunnie on how to give Vernon Dursley a heart attack. Rating to be on safe side. This story is a one shot and complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 115 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 3,830 - Follows: 618 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Consequences by marietsy2 reviews
Harry Potter was accused of Ron and Hermione's death and was sent to Azkaban. He was finally released after his innocence was proven. Tired of the betrayals and the hypocrisy of the Wizarding World, he decides to leave. Will he actually go through with it
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,297 - Follows: 198 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Skewing the Odds by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry and his friends are not pleased. The war is over, and they are the victors, but at a heavy price. Now they have a chance to set things right and skew the odds in their favour. And if they can humiliate the enemy in the process, so much the better.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry's Heritage by TaraLi reviews
Fudge discovers what a bad mistake he's made when he brings in Harry for trial after Harry defeats Voldemort. Bad both for himself, and perhaps for the entire Wizarding World. Oops, forgot disclaimer: Not mine, JKR's!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 206 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
The Day The Smile Slipped by Manatheron reviews
Naruto gets annoyed and the Smiling mask that he always wears slipped a little. Needing some time to himself naruto takes the day off, But will he get his R&R? or will well meaning friends drive him nuts? PG13 to R. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 3/24/2005 - Complete
Vote Potter by loralee1 reviews
Post Hogwarts one shot, Voldemort is gone and Harry is free to live his life as he sees fit or is he?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 5,255 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
We Have Cookies by fictionalcandie reviews
The time has finally come, Tommy,' said Harry gravely, wand in hand. 'It's down to this. Me or you, good and evil. One against the other. Mortal combat.' Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
There's Always a Way by S'TarKan reviews
This is my response to the Marriage Law challenge after hearing about it and reading some stories... and thinking about what MY reaction would have been if I was Harry. Oneshot, complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 192 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinji Just Snaps and Totally Wales on Everything by MidnightCereal reviews
The world's only three part one shot. More fun than getting kicked in the teeth!
Evangelion - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,181 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Complete
One Stress Too Many by dbzdragonlanceman reviews
What if Dumbledore allowed one abuse too many to be heaped upon Harry Potter? I don't think the wizarding world will like the result.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Girl Nobody Knows A Soliloquy by Technomad reviews
What if Hermione Granger wasn't Nice at all? This is the POV of a NotNice Hermione on the events of the first five books.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,538 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 65 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Marriage by Janara reviews
[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,058 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 1,453 - Follows: 312 - Published: 6/4/2005 - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2810 - Favs: 4,795 - Follows: 1,158 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Quality Time by speedo fannypacker reviews
When the man who killed your entire family shows up at your door happy as a clam...what's a guy to do? revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Severus Snape Parody by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Severitus Challenge - After reading so many stories about where Severus Snape is somehow Harry’s father, I have decided to write a parody about them. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Complete
The Power The Dark Lord Knows Of by Finbar reviews
A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 178 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Correspondence by emikae reviews
Harry isn't getting his letters, so he take things into his own hands, and owls Voldemort to see if he is intercepting them. A surprising thing happens... Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/22/2005 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Darth Voldemort by The Itch reviews
After a stunning announcement, Harry makes the connection between himself and a certain Jedi Master...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 156 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 82 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Dudley Dursley Saves the World by loralee1 reviews
Dudley does what he does best
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Complete
How Not to Write Evangelion SelfInsertions by sentinel28 reviews
Yes, back for more! This time Gendo Ikari takes over the writing chores and gives you, the reader, his humble advice yeah, right on how not to write SI! It wasn't me, honest!
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2003 - Complete
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Failed Experiments in Magical Girl Creations by DB Sommer reviews
Just a humorous look at a less than successful attempt to create a magical girl
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2002 - Kasumi - Complete
Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews
When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 225 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
The Devil and Miss Mihoshi by DB Sommer reviews
The Devil decided he wants to claim the souls at the Masaki household, and guess who he starts out with
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Mihoshi - Complete
Running Scared by DB Sommer reviews
After fifty years, five huntresses at last locate their prey.
Tenchi Muyo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,827 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Catchy Subtitle reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was raised by a pack of Evil Chinchillas? How the story would change if Hermione Granger was a tomboy? Will I ever learn how to write good summaries? Answers to this questions may or might not be found inside this collection of short stories. WARNING. The stories are only for people with strong nerves as they contain... bad grammar and spelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P.
Revenge reviews
After killing Voldemort Harry leaves Britain for a year. Now he returns and his goal is to get even with people who betrayed him. Standard ELTH (Everyone Lies to Harry), AU after year six (summary inside), Manipulative Dumbledore/Weasleys, Cunning Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,947 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P.
A crazy idea that might just work reviews
At the begging of the hunt for horcruxes Harry came up with a crazy idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Coocking with Harry Potter reviews
Final task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament. Starring: Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood and Hermione Granger. Guest starring: Lord Vader, Sauron, Lord Voldemort, Cthulu, Gargamel and Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,709 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete