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Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

This is the place where people write something about themselves. Some people write what they like/dislike in fanfiction. Other write about their work. I would try doing the first one, but my copy/paste 'about me' page was lost several years ago. Shame about that, it was a nicely done D&D style character sheet. Could we pretend that I've copied it here and it was an interesting thing to read? It would save me time by not having to make a new one and save your time by not having to read it.

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Good Bye, Farewell, So Long, Fuck You by Lady FoxFire reviews
Harry has been forced into the Triwizard Tournament but with a piece of advice he decides to do what is right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,558 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 8/17 - Harry P., Neville L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Eternal Sands by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Some things never stay lost forever. Jafar's lamp has been found and in the hands of someone who could change not only his fate, but the fate of his master as well. He just never counted on falling for the young woman who released him from the lamp. Acacia never expected her luck to lead her to an honest to Merlin *genie*. A strange tale of two star crossed lovers meeting.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Aladdin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,277 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 6/15 - [Harry P., Jafar] - Complete
A Mysterious Disappearance that is Mysterious by mp3.1415player reviews
Something is strangely wrong at 4 Privet Drive... But never fear, Albus Dumbledore is on the case!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,997 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 107 - Published: 7/20 - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,285 - Reviews: 1986 - Favs: 11,055 - Follows: 5,251 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Overlord by otblock57 reviews
All Harry wanted to do was retire to some island somewhere to get as far away from from all the attention of magical Britain as he possibly could... he just wasn't sure why everyone insisted on calling it his 'dark lair'... (Or: how Harry got the reputation of a dark lord without really meaning to.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 143,764 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 3,965 - Follows: 4,174 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 10/23/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
The Ad by kb0 reviews
Harry is handed a Quibbler and finds an ad in it that might be useful. Summer after 4th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,430 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 920 - Follows: 802 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/26 - Harry P., Sirius B., OC - Complete
Really Rather Not by Zathara001 reviews
Harry has a different reaction to receiving the Invisibility Cloak (and therefore AU).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,450 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 12/31/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Way of the Magic Househusband by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Auror Captain? Like hell. Harry will be far happier as a househusband... Inspired by the manga "The Way of the House Husband". Enjoy! For the HMS Harmony Discord's MAYhem event.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,378 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 179 - Published: 6/10 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Desperate Gambit by WolfgangNH reviews
Desperate to find the last few horcruxes, Harry and Hermione turn to a desperate gambit. Little did they know that the prophesy making Harry the 'Chosen One', wasn't the only one. A Challenge from the Emerald Library
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 97 - Published: 6/8 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort - Complete
A Two Finger Salute by WolfgangNH reviews
Harry is launched into the Tri-wizard Tournament. Abandoned by every one, he gets a little upset and tries to get expelled so he doesn't have to compete. To help him along, the Great Harry is helped by a friend, finds a new one along the way and takes down some of his largest pains in his arse as he goes along... This is my take on 'Harry gets pissed he's in the tournament.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 71,297 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,622 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 6/2 - Published: 3/8 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Dobby - Complete
The Treasure Hunter by TimeTraveller-1900 reviews
After suffering another attempt on his life by the Dursleys, the people whom Dumbledore wanted to abuse him, Harry finds solace and inspiration in adventure movies. Growing up a hardened thief and treasure hunter, Harry has no desire to be manipulated, especially with Voldemort about to make his return.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 139,593 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,838 - Updated: 6/1 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum by Mister Cynical reviews
All they wanted was a normal school year and now they're willing to fight for it. An alternative take on the Trio's fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 174,533 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 3,640 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 1/1/2017 - Complete
Intercession by VigoGrimborne reviews
Dropped off in a different dimension, different time, and different country, and handed an 'optimal' baby, Taylor Hebert gets to enjoy her retirement. Harry Hebert is a perfectly happy, normal child. What could possibly go wrong? A crossover between Worm and Harry Potter, featuring Post-GM Taylor and initially pre-canon Harry, and following the many plot butterflies that result.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 197,515 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 1,583 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 4/23 - Harry P., Sirius B., Skitter - Complete
The Power of a Cupcake by Lowten reviews
Hermione is nervous about her first day at a magical boarding school so she comes up with a plan to make friends. A short and sweet little one shot full of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/19 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Finding the Way by ack1308 reviews
Taylor and Danny Hebert trigger at the same time, and get linked powers. As Compass Rose and Pathfinder, they must explore their new abilities, and the effects of these powers on the world around them.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,629 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,719 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Tattletale, Panacea, Miss Militia, Danny H. - Complete
Ouroboros by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU 7th Year. Hogwarts' defenses are falling apart, due to a thousand years of neglect, poor maintenance, and now a Dark Lord's army assaulting it. How does the Trio fix it? Well, sometimes all you can do is go back to the beginning... One shot, no pairings, just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 46 - Published: 5/6 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Walk Away: Rogue Nerd by Hippothestrowl reviews
While still young, Harry's heart is set on a Muggle career: video game development! He learns his craft as well as logic and common sense, but when he reaches age 11, can he use his skills to walk away from Dumbledore's obsessive control and live the life HE wants? And can he use a little magic to help and eventually escape the magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,644 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 5/5 - Published: 4/14 - [Harry P., Hannah A.] - Complete
Lightskirt by Lady FoxFire reviews
McGonagall has summoned Hermione to a meeting which the young lady will not enjoy. Bad Author notes: This little story address an issue I saw with the books that was never mentioned or dealt with.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,148 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/1 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
How The Sorting Hat Destroyed Hogwarts by joerandom reviews
SUMMARY: Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts – and has an epic argument with the Sorting Hat. The implications of which are staggering. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/28 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L. - Complete
Back At Ya by Fairywm reviews
With one simple wish to a vengeance demon and Harry gets some of his own back. Response to Scott the Wanderer's challenge, When Harry met Hallie!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,142 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Halfrek - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by Minerva394 reviews
Albus Dumbledore attends an IWC conference in New Zealand. When a cruel prank occurs his deputy Minerva McGonagall has to act.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/16 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Walk Away From Magic by Hippothestrowl reviews
After accidentally drinking a mind-clarifying potion, Harry renounces magic when told he is in the Triwizard Tournament. He walks away from the magical community to begin a new life as a Squib in the Muggle world. However, he sees no harm in taking advantage of what magic he can!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,255 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 3/24 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Preemptive Adulterer by Scribbling Steve reviews
Harry doesn't necessarily expect a polite "thank you" after saving Daphne and her sister from falling to their deaths, but he definitely doesn't expect the stream of verbal and magical curses he gets instead. His surprise is nothing compared to hers when her curse fails, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,809 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,353 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 1/22 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Knight of Salem by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Of all the consequences of forging his transcripts, being kidnapped by Salem, Queen of the Grimm was not one Jaune Arc expected. Then again, she probably hadn't expected that the act might lead to her being "cured" of her Grimm affliction, either. Suddenly human and no longer in charge of her own Grimm, Salem will be damned if this idiot doesn't take responsibility.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 311,544 - Reviews: 6101 - Favs: 5,644 - Follows: 5,939 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 1/4/2021 - [Jaune A., Salem] - Complete
Harry the weapon by slytherinsal reviews
Vernon gets the smarts when accidental magic in response to a bellow breaks the compulsion to be mean to Harry. He is well sore with the magical world which is making a child soldier by grooming Harry, so he decides to turn the weapon back on them by teaching Harry all he needs to survive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,225 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 3,911 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 2/12/2018 - Complete
Walk Away Without Noticing by Hippothestrowl reviews
After so much suffering and loss of life of his friends, Harry Potter, Unspeakable, finds a way to send his memories back to his younger self to prepare him better to avoid Dumbledore's control. But how can young Harry prevent his friends from becoming targets of Death Eaters even after Voldemort is dead? Will it be possible for him and them to have a happy life at Hogwarts?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,109 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 2/17 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] - Complete
Closed Door by LikeArrowsInTheHand reviews
The one with the overheard secret conversation. Humor/Parody. AU. OOC. One-Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All the Time in the World by burnable reviews
After an accident, Harry finds himself reliving his day, over and over. He decides to use his time... wisely. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 470 - Published: 3/6 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Elemental Escalation by Syndrac reviews
Sometimes you go to sleep and wake up to another day, just like the day previously and the day before that. But sometimes you wake up somewhere else. Taylor didn't know why or how, but she was determined to return where she went to sleep, even if she had to face the gods themselves. (Isekai-return; Worm/Guild Wars 2)
Crossover - Worm & Guild Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 139,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 2/15 - Rytlock B., Taimi, Skitter, Vista - Complete
Heroes Never Die! by Cambrian Beckett reviews
In which Taylor triggers with a tinker powerset that mimics Mercy from Overwatch and uses it to make a no-casualty Endbringer event. Her girlfriend Lisa rewards her afterwards. WARNING: Mature Themes Abound!
Worm - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 90 - Published: 2/15 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
Master-1 by Luan Mao reviews
They didn't respect anyone who wasn't useful in a fight. First impressions can be misleadng.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,248 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 426 - Published: 2/12 - Complete
The Potter Cartouche by BeepKeeper reviews
Harry's stay at the Leaky Cauldron in August 1993 gives him chance to explore magical subjects and read books without interference from adults or opinions of peers for the first time. He changes his elective to Runes for his third year. The Dementors attack and make the year difficult. And there's a crazy convict after him. This changes his life and prospects. No ships. Bash! Bash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,886 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 1/30 - Complete
For Love of Experimental Time Travel by Noodlehammer reviews
Commissioned work. For Love of Magic AU. With all his wives choosing to pass on, the lines between "can I do this?" and "should I do this?" got a bit blurry for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,695 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 759 - Published: 2/5 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dumbledore Dreams by BeepKeeper reviews
As summer 96 ends Albus Dumbledore dreams about golden egg Harry retrieved from dragon in first task of tournament. He cannot understand why he is dreaming about the egg. Albus cannot discover who inherited Black title and wealth. Dark Lord hiding and Cornelius Fudge clings to office. Gringotts not happy with Albus. Harry Potter remains quiet in Surry. No ships. Bashing Everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,975 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/23 - Complete
An Old and New World by Lens of Sanity reviews
Fifteen months in Azkaban Prison following the Chamber of Secrets fiasco leaves Harry Potter less than interested in being anybody's hero, and thanks to his psychotic friends, unreliable allies, persistent enemies, prophecies, tournaments, war, politics, magic insanity, and the perils of true love, it'd be a wonder if any of us remained sane. Still, it's the only game in town…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 184,603 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 1,490 - Follows: 1,864 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 4/30/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., Thomas R.
The Crack Pot by maschl reviews
My collection of silly HP one-shots. Mostly HHr. Now with Chapter 5: "Do You Know Who?": During their first meeting, Hagrid didn't want to speak of the past and only told Harry that he's famous because of "you know who". But Harry doesn't know who. During his first trip on the Hogwarts Express, he tries to find out more. This turns out to be much more difficult than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,154 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 12/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Forgotten Power by Corwalch reviews
It said what if the Power he knows not is not "Love" but the power of the "Yawn". This is a crackfic. I hope you like it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,342 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/20 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
What Magic? by kb0 reviews
Harry gets his Hogwarts letter, but finds he doesn't really qualify as a student and doesn't fit in Albus Dumbledore's plans. See what happens when Harry doesn't go to Hogwarts. Warning: not a good story for those who love Albus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,671 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 277 - Published: 1/11 - [Harry P., Sally-Anne P.] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Elves by kb0 reviews
The Potters have a house-elf Dumbledore didn't know about, who will take care of Harry no matter what ... and possibly take care of other things too. (Oneshot. Spoof or crack, you decide.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,589 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 397 - Published: 1/6 - Harry P. - Complete
Exiles by kb0 reviews
After Harry wins the war, life quickly returns to as it was and not in a good way. A bit of a twist on things going downhill and what Harry and friends have to do to survive … in a different way with a few OC's along the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/9/2021 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Inbred Mouth Breather by Lady FoxFire reviews
Having escaped the British Isles, the ICW sends someone to demand Harry return to the Isles and fulfill the prophecy. The answer they received is not what they were expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 224 - Published: 12/31/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Getting Experience by Harry50 reviews
It all started on the way home from the train station, after the third year. Petunia reminded her husband, "Now that both Dudley and the Boy are at home, it's time to give them 'The Talk' and maybe you should also arrange for them to get some experience." A lighthearted story about a serious subject.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 129 - Published: 12/24/2021 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Holonet Gossip by LPK9 reviews
When an enterprising gossip reporter catches Prince Luke Vader and Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan having dinner together, the ramifications shake the destiny of the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,589 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 11/21/2021 - Published: 1/25/2021 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Bail O. - Complete
Kakashi's Favorite Student by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
It's probably dumber than you think, so what have you got to lose? R&R, please.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 143 - Published: 11/12/2021 - [Ayame, Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kakashi H. - Complete
The Answer Is Silence by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, implied time travel. Lord Voldemort might have been the first to know it, but others learned, including the Dursleys, the Hogwarts professors and students, and the Death Eaters: Harry Potter is terrifying. Seven parts. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,192 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 2,123 - Follows: 1,092 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 11/3/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Flames by Fencer22 reviews
The ever popular alt power fic! Taylor with dying will flames! But if it was just that it would be boring right? Watch as Taylor blows through the setting with a different motivation as she works from the beginning to save just a small portion of the world that she can already see is coming to an end.
Crossover - Worm & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,308 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 1,861 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 11/9/2021 - Published: 8/21/2018 - Skitter - Complete
In Living Company by Frickles reviews
All Su Li wanted was the freedom to run her business and pursue her interests. Unfortunately, the only way to guarantee that was to enlist the aid of Britain's greatest - and most insane - hero, Harry Potter. Even the best-laid plans don't go off without a hitch, though...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,659 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 133 - Published: 10/21/2021 - [Su L., Harry P.] Andromeda T., Mandy B. - Complete
Reclaiming the House of Black by Fairywm reviews
Tired of the way he and his godson are treated, Sirius takes a stand and reclaims his house. No longer will he let others rule his life. Molly, and others, get a smack down. Umbitch is going down.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 115,834 - Reviews: 3158 - Favs: 7,349 - Follows: 6,907 - Updated: 9/30/2021 - Published: 2/26/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Imperiussed by burnable reviews
Harry and Hermione discover a new trick. It may be illegal, but oh my, could they use it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 660 - Published: 9/28/2021 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Goddess Dresden by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
A young man's karma, out of balance. A Goddess sent to grant him a wish. A contract between a Goddess and a Wizard. I'm not sure who got the better end of the deal, Harry or Lind.
Crossover - Oh My Goddess! & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,212 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 9/26/2021 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Lind, H. Dresden - Complete
Clark has a Problem by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Just a small one, really... One-shot. Crack pairing.
Justice League Unlimited - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/26/2021 - Mercy Graves, Superman/Clark Kent/Kal-El - Complete
A Backstabbing Friend by VonPelt reviews
Harry returned to Hogwarts after the War, but not everything has changed for the better. Crack, poking fun at pureblood culture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/26/2021 - [Tracey D., Harry P.] Daphne G. - Complete
Godaime It by dakeyras reviews
A bit of legal trickery never hurt anyone, as far as Hiruzen Sarutobi is concerned. He's getting tired and - by hook or by crook - he wants a worthy successor. Said successor is not particularly interested, but that's not going to stop the 'God of Shinobi' from getting his way.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/20/2021 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Hiruzen S. - Complete
A Simple Teenage Shop Owner by AngryOwl reviews
Things aren't always as simple as they seem. Just because he found himself in a new world, Naruto shouldn't have forgotten this. Now he must deal with angel, fallen angels, devils, perverts and god, all while maintaining a relationship and running his store. Things can never be simple for him.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 267,291 - Reviews: 6607 - Favs: 11,175 - Follows: 10,067 - Updated: 9/20/2021 - Published: 7/8/2015 - Naruto U., T. Koneko - Complete
Playing Catchup by The Evil Author reviews
Twenty Years ago, the Cylons disappeared from Colonial space. Now the Twelve Colonies have discovered where they vanished to and must catch up with them, in more ways than one.
Crossover - Mechwarrior/Battletech & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 55 - Words: 159,181 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/13/2021 - Published: 8/1/2021 - L. Adama/Apollo, S. Valerii/Boomer, H. Cain - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 233,682 - Reviews: 3908 - Favs: 9,416 - Follows: 7,241 - Updated: 9/12/2021 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The List by kathryn518 reviews
Minerva McGonagall finds a parchment with a list left behind in class and confronts the owner, leading to an awkward conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,327 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,396 - Follows: 594 - Published: 8/18/2021 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Third Year Sorting by vlad the inhaler reviews
Instead of being held back because of the Dementor aftereffects, Harry successfully makes it to the Third Year Sorting Cermony.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/10/2021 - Harry P. - Complete
Stargate: The Twelve Colonies by Seraphin2011 reviews
The Cylons are preparing to attack the Colonies, and they are determined to end all human existence once and for all. But the Cylons don't know the Terrans have learned about their attack, and they will not stay idle and let the Cylons commit such atrocity, not if they can help it. This is a spin-off from the other story I'm writing, splitting around the half of the second book.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 305,326 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 1,167 - Updated: 7/3/2021 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Complete
The Salvation of Dachat by LPK9 reviews
Darth Vader, Dark Lord of the Sith, tracks his crafty son to Dachat, a Core World planet with valuable uranium mines. He finds a burgeoning disaster there, with his son in the middle of it all. Skywalker excitement ensues. AU taking place a little over a year after Bespin. Han Solo has been rescued but the Death Star is in earlier stages than in canon.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,173 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 6/24/2021 - Published: 8/1/2020 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Lando C. - Complete
Trapped by BeepKeeper reviews
Harry is trapped inside loveless marriage with Ginny and discovers she is cheating. But magic won't allow her to bring a cuckoo into the Potter nest without penalties. And her Mother just cheers her daughter on. And old story I wrote a couple years ago.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,652 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 177 - Published: 6/21/2021 - Complete
Forge Weasley by BeepKeeper reviews
When Fred and George Weasley attempt to place their names into the Goblet of Fire, crossing Dumbledore's age line, the Goblet of Fire's magic reacts and grabs them. Something very unexpected happens to the Wizard-Who-Was-Twins.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,216 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/15/2021 - Complete
Shadowy Dealings by SpurgeLaurel reviews
After learning the Kage Bunshin no Jutsu from the Forbidden Scroll of Sealing, Naruko hatches a "get rich quick" scheme. After nearly a decade of taking care of herself in the red-light district of Konoha, the young genin knows what sells. Too bad she didn't read the fine print. Fem Naruto. Smut fic, underage, mind break
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Published: 6/7/2021 - Hiruzen S., Naruko U. - Complete
The Triumph of Lothario by Rorschach's Blot reviews
All you need is love to save the world.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 27,025 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 5/28/2021 - Published: 5/27/2021 - Skitter, Tattletale, Victoria D./Glory Girl - Complete
Prinny Administrator by Racke reviews
In the Academy, Sakura gets her hands on a summoning-contract. One that let's her summon prinnies. Things change. (Cross-posted on AO3)
Crossover - Naruto & Disgaea - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,013 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 251 - Published: 5/28/2021 - Sakura H., Prinny - Complete
Theogony by Darth Marrs reviews
"I was born almost three thousand years ago in the city of Sparta, born of a mortal woman and Zeus the Aegis Holder, the King of Olympus. I am a god. Your mother was born over three thousand years ago to Njord of the Vanir, and Nerthus, the River Goddess of the Northlands, and she was a goddess. And you, Taylor, are a goddess also." Being a god carries a terrible responsibility.
Crossover - God of War & Worm - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 260,480 - Reviews: 3761 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 4,633 - Updated: 5/22/2021 - Published: 5/6/2020 - Skitter - Complete
We've Been Betrayed by kb0 reviews
Looks at the beginning of the story from a more adult view rather than as a children's story, plus a small change. The outcome changes significantly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,363 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 280 - Published: 5/21/2021 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Sith's Second Chance by VFSNAKE reviews
Vader gave his life for his son. He has slain the Emperor. The prophecy is fulfilled. But the Force is not happy. The prophecy was fulfilled too late in the design of things and sends its Chosen One back in time to where he can make a difference. Now Vader is in his prime, fully healed, sans the right arm being mechanical, and knowledge of the future. How will this play out?
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 133,703 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 6,623 - Follows: 6,243 - Updated: 4/26/2021 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The Unwanted Fiance by Luan Mao reviews
You've seen the stories where two strangers are forced together by a marriage contract. They resist it and resent it but eventually fall deeply in love. This isn't that story. NB: Each chapter has been revised; see inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,067 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/25/2021 - Published: 7/26/2020 - Harry P. - Complete
Blindsided by MBurris reviews
You don't have to be pleasant to do good things. And sometimes it's the littlest things that spark a massive change. And when someone's been blindsided, they think it's unfair. But just because they didn't see it coming, and can't tell where it's going, is it really something that's ... bad? Rating to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 62,595 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/21/2021 - Published: 12/18/2019 - Hermione G. - Complete
Why Anakin is no Longer Allowed to Mentor by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Short one-shots regarding Anakin's terrible sense of humor. Or Why Anakin Doesn't Need to be a Sith to be Evil.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,314 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 2,120 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 4/17/2021 - Published: 4/1/2021 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Harry Goes on Holiday by kb0 reviews
After Sirius is killed, Harry doesn't want to go to the Dursleys again. The Grangers notice something is off with him so they offer Harry the chance to go home with them and then on holiday where something unexpected happens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,281 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 4/12/2021 - Published: 4/9/2021 - [Harry P., OC] Hermione G. - Complete
Siriusly Drunk About Girls by Stargon1 reviews
"Harry and Sirius end up drunk one night Christmas of fifth year. Harry ends up telling Sirius about the mortifying poem in his second year. Sirius guffaws after hearing Harry recite it and proclaims, 'I thought Hermione was better with words than that'" (full summary in chapter 1) - a Prompt Challenge from the H.M.S. Harmony discord channel. A five-chapter story (for now).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,760 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 3/25/2021 - Published: 2/14/2021 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
Dragon Date by Andrius reviews
Harry's botched spell during the First Task of the Triwizard Tournament transforms the fierce Hungarian Horntail into an only slightly less fierce woman. When Professor McGonagall insists he attend the Yule Ball and represent Hogwarts with dignity, he suddenly knows exactly who to invite as his date. Harry/Hungarian Horntail.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,613 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 3/7/2021 - Published: 2/25/2021 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak: Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise: "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,406 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 2,767 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 2/21/2021 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 79,685 - Reviews: 2936 - Favs: 8,299 - Follows: 8,678 - Updated: 2/16/2021 - Published: 5/7/2013 - Complete
What If ? by ack1308 reviews
As the costumed hero Left Field, Taylor sees the world differently. They're about to find out just how differently.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,754 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 283 - Published: 2/9/2021 - Clockblocker, Armsmaster, Alexandria, Eidolon - Complete
Escaping Fate by Temporal Knight reviews
In one world Lisa managed to walk a fine line between annoying Coil and keeping herself a free woman. In another, she fell off that knife edge. But if she should manage to get away after being broken, and if she should be taken in by a new hero trying to make a difference...things might go down a different path indeed.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,982 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 2/4/2021 - Published: 12/9/2020 - [Skitter, Tattletale] Victoria D./Glory Girl - Complete
techno queen the copyright infringement sage by bloodedge the minion reviews
Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Worm - Rated: K - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,424 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/2/2021 - Tattletale, Simurgh - Complete
Common Sense by DisobedienceWriter reviews
My odd ideas file. Little snippets that don't quite merit their own stories. Some funny; some less so.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 126,964 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 1/29/2021 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
Cinderella Potter by Cyan93 reviews
Petunia saw an opportunity and took it. Teaching Jasmine magic for her own gain, she changed the fate of entire Magical Britain. Before going to Hogwarts, Jasmine learned Occlumency and wandless magic. Her entire personality changed to reflect her different circumstances. She tries and fails to make friends, due to circumstances out of her control. She takes those lessons to heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 67,917 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 128 - Published: 1/20/2021 - Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L., Susan B. - Complete
Lord Voldemort had Never Heard Such Bullshit by shaqb4 reviews
A series of one-shots of various scenes throughout the series, told from Voldemort's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/6/2021 - Published: 5/24/2020 - Lucius M., Voldemort
Prophets and Profits by flabbyknight reviews
Prompt: Lisa starts a cult for tax evasion purposes.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/1/2021 - Tattletale, Imp - Complete
No Consequences by Cyan93 reviews
Harry realizes there are no consequences to bad behavior and decides to try it out. Ironically, there are far-reaching consequences. His life takes a drastic turn when he decides against being a saviour and he sets out on his own. Still, Hermione was right; Harry Potter has a saving people thing! He opens his doors and finds himself a good life and wife.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 41,726 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 255 - Published: 1/1/2021 - Harry P., Luna L., Pansy P., Astoria G. - Complete
Call Me Moriarty by ProfessorScrooge reviews
Jasmine Potter came out of her abusive childhood changed, showing sociopathic tendencies. When laying eyes upon the wizarding world she sees opportunity, and takes up the mantle of her favourite villain. The balance shifts as the chessboard is shaken up by a new player. But what of her foil, Miss Granger? AU,OOC, F/F, HarryxHermione. Won't be finished, plot outline given in Ch.20
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 145,680 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 3,345 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 12/29/2020 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Be Careful of Deals That Seem Too Good to Be True by Mist of Rainbows reviews
Draco Malfoy makes a bad wish and takes a bet he shouldn't have.
Crossover - Misc. Comics & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 81 - Published: 12/25/2020 - Complete
Awesome, Kick-ass Muggle Power! by Hippothestrowl reviews
Enraged after Sirius's death and the injury of all his friends, Harry is sent back in time to fix things - but with only Muggle power! VERY Grey, ANGRY take-charge Harry. Some Dumbles and Weasley bashing. Fast-paced drama, humour, parody, angst, romance, violence, horror, and uumm... that's all really. 24000-word 4-chapter fast-paced novella.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,133 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 12/25/2020 - Published: 12/2/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Kenobi Scandal by AppoApples reviews
One moment they are speeding on their way to Mos Eisley, only to be hit by a Force instigated sandstorm and the next thing Ben Kenobi knows Luke can't find the droids. What's a Jedi to do when he finds himself back before the fall of the Republic? Come up with a cover story more scandalous than time travel: Luke, this is Anakin Skywalker. Anakin, this is my son, Luke Kenobi.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,160 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,964 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 12/23/2020 - Published: 8/11/2020 - Luke S., Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Ahsoka T. - Complete
Vista has enough by mp3.1415player reviews
Vista is not a happy girl, and eventually this has consequences...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,542 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 1,107 - Follows: 615 - Published: 11/29/2020 - Complete
Taylor Inverse by Racke reviews
Lina Inverse reincarnates as Taylor Hebert. She has... opinions, about exactly how the world works.
Crossover - Slayers & Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 972 - Follows: 579 - Published: 11/28/2020 - Lina I., Skitter - Complete
Escape by Baron Zed reviews
Kushina is sealed into Naruto at the same time as the Kyuubi. When Naruto is 5, she awakens in his mindscape and starts teaching him. Naruto is a true shapeshifter due to the Kyuubi and begins to pose as his own sister in order to escape his reputation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 85,374 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 11/3/2020 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Too Many Champions by maschl reviews
Harry and Hermione decide to help Fred and George to enter their names into the Goblet of Fire. Then, they enter some more names. Chaos ensues... A story that combines humour, logic, canon concepts, and some unique plot bunnies into a 4th-year tale that's hopefully different. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 82,506 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 3,459 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 10/17/2020 - Published: 1/24/2020 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Parliamentary Procedure by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Harry Potter becomes annoyed with the Postwar Do-Nothing Wizengamot, and suggests that a monkey might be able to do the job. His familiar, a beautiful grey Adder, convinces him that a snake would do just as well. Thus, a legend is born, and the Wizarding World would never be the same. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,495 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/20/2020 - Harry P., OC, Xenophilius L. - Complete
The Twisted Path by Xetarma reviews
When Minerva McGonagall discovers that Harry Potter's relatives intend to keep him from attending Hogwarts, she takes matters into her own hands. But when Harry comes to Diagon Alley one day early, it sets events into motion that end with him and his friend, Hermione Granger, sorted into Slytherin. Now the two of them must somehow tame the House of the Snakes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 438,494 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 3,929 - Follows: 3,844 - Updated: 9/15/2020 - Published: 11/6/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Daphne G. - Complete
A Thin Veneer by AlbertG reviews
Captain James T. Kirk Chancellor Gorkon rescues a group of Human refugees from the far side of the galaxy. That simple act of kindness will be the spark a war that ranges across the galaxy and reveal the thinness of the veil that separates civilization fr
Crossover - StarTrek: Other & Babylon 5 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 449,627 - Reviews: 1816 - Favs: 1,209 - Follows: 1,020 - Updated: 9/8/2020 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Complete
Tortious Interference by OlegGunnarsson reviews
After a disastrous first year class, Potions Professor Daphne Greengrass is visited by the godparent of one of her students - none other than Harry Potter. She knows that he somehow defeated the Dark Lord, and that he sits on the Board of Governors - and that he was once her betrothed. Unfortunately for her, their history goes much deeper than she could possibly imagine. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,133 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 213 - Published: 8/14/2020 - Harry P., Neville L., Teddy L., Daphne G. - Complete
Lily Versus Pureblood Politics by Galdric reviews
In many universes evil versions of Albus Dumbledore and James Potter use pureblood politics to bind Lily Evens into servitude. In this universe Lily, the smartest witch of her generation, takes matters into her own hands. Featuring MOB!Dumbledore and Scumbag!James Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/9/2020 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half-Arsed Tournament by Marathon Zack 140.6 reviews
Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 1,428 - Updated: 8/3/2020 - Published: 7/6/2020 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Through the Veil by Fairywm reviews
Sirius falls through the veil, Harry follows. They wind up somewhere new. Knowing there's no way back, they seek to help their world as best they can. Just a quick one-shot. Dumbles bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,647 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 236 - Published: 7/4/2020 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Sasuke's No Good Very Bad Teammates by GwendolynStacy reviews
Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,609 - Reviews: 1218 - Favs: 3,249 - Follows: 3,028 - Updated: 6/20/2020 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Senju Returned by TheBeardedOne reviews
Sequel to Senju Ruto - The youngest son of Tsunade has started his journey into becoming the best Shinobi he can be, aided by a powerful teacher and his childhood friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,530 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 6/19/2020 - Published: 3/15/2020 - Complete
Virginia is for Lovers by Lady FoxFire reviews
You find yourself in an unwanted marriage contract. Your death is not an option, your future spouse and in-laws' deaths might be an option. That is until Neville shows you how to escape and perhaps a way to deal with a Dark Lord who just doesn't want to die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,946 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 6/14/2020 - Published: 6/12/2020 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
O' Brave New World by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Year Five, crack pairing. Hermione's mum has come to visit after a nasty divorce. Sirius Black is an ex-convict. You get the picture... As do Harry and Hermione, unfortunately.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,867 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Demon by flabbyknight reviews
My name is Naruto Uzumaki. My hobbies include proving I am not murderous cannibal, I dislike people who think I am murderous cannibal, I like people who don't think I am murderous cannibal, and my dream is to one day prove that I am not a murderous cannibal.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 5/25/2020 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Unusual Rise Of WAAAAGH! Gitsploda by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
The terrific and terrifying tale of a titan's rise. Or possibly just someone having a laugh. Heck, it could even be all of the above.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/23/2020 - Orks, Harlequins - Complete
What's a Gungan? by mjimeyg reviews
A teenager falls from the sky but has no presence in The Force. He doesn't even know what he landed on. He certainly isn't anywhere near home anymore.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,368 - Reviews: 1918 - Favs: 6,810 - Follows: 4,560 - Updated: 5/8/2020 - Published: 4/30/2020 - [Padmé Amidala, Harry P.] Yoda, Sirius B. - Complete
Crabs Are All You Need by flabbyknight reviews
Prompt: Taylor decides that focusing on controlling crabs is way better than working with bugs.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 90 - Published: 5/1/2020 - [Victoria D./Glory Girl, Skitter] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Betrayal of Betraying Betrayers by ZebJeb reviews
Harry Potter, after defeating Voldemort in his fifth year, finds himself betrayed by those he trusted most. Yep, totally betrayed, and there is no other explanation for it whatsoever. PARODY ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 268 - Published: 4/28/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
A Fool and 'His' Money by Bakuraptor reviews
Lucius Malfoy has just committed his greatest coup yet - convincing the Minister to give him full access to any Gringotts account that takes his fancy. Naturally, his first port of call is the account of the accursed Potter child - which, he will soon discover, is a very, very bad idea...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 44 - Published: 4/11/2020 - Lucius M. - Complete
Daphne's Letter from the Future by TomHRichardson reviews
Two days after returning home from fifth-year classes and O.W.L. exams, Daphne Greengrass finds on her pillow, a letter from her much-older self. Included in this letter is a Muggle envelope addressed to Harry Potter from his much-older self. This is an alt-universe GreenPot Harmony (H/Hr and HP/DG) story that bashes Albus Dumbledore and Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 102,171 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 3,182 - Updated: 3/26/2020 - Published: 12/3/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G.] Albus D. - Complete
Levels by The Other Side of Darkness reviews
AU. Taylor triggers as a Thinker. It makes her the strongest cape. Ever. Changed the Rating to M at behest of a reviewer, just to be safe. Rewrite begins in Chapter Sixteen.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,528 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 3/11/2020 - Published: 1/12/2016 - Skitter, Tattletale - Complete
No Disney Princes Were Harmed by Lady FoxFire reviews
All things come back to bite you in the ass or knock some sense into you.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/17/2020 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Complete
Molly Weasley and the Second Cousin by ZebJeb reviews
Molly's children do not know much about her second cousin, besides him being an accountant or something. She has a good reason to keep her family in the dark.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 266 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Molly W. - Complete
Carl APWB Dumbledore by AngorMike reviews
Carl wakes up at the beginning of summer in 1996 in an old body. [One Shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,172 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 142 - Published: 2/15/2020 - Complete
The Rod of God by Zero Rewind reviews
Set in the Deathly Hallows. Harry and Ron die instead of Dobby in the escape from Malfoy Manor. Hermione, forced to bury them at Shell Cottage, devises a plan to end the war once and for all. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/1/2020 - Hermione G. - Complete
Death Squadron Command Meeting 279 by LPK9 reviews
A boring command meeting aboard the Executor is interrupted. 2 years post ESB. The Death Star 2's construction is delayed a year in this story. AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,819 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/21/2020 - Published: 1/19/2020 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, F. Piett - Complete
Early Arrival by LPK9 reviews
The Skywalker twins arrive earlier than in canon, profoundly altering the future of the galaxy. Revenge of the Sith AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 67,262 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 650 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 11/24/2019 - Published: 5/27/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Harry Potter And The Cursed Plotline by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry gets ambushed by two unfamiliar boys with oddly familiar faces and learns some very strange things. [Oneshot. Crackfic. Time travel. Albus-bashing (NOT Dumbledore-bashing). Not for "Cursed Child" fans.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,440 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/18/2019 - Harry P., Cedric D., Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Contracts Gone Wild by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Abuse of magical contracts for fun and profit. [Oneshot. Crack.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/17/2019 - Hermione G., Voldemort, Albus D., Barty C. Sr. - Complete
Sirius Saves Himself by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's amazing how much writing a politely-worded letter can get you. [Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 135 - Published: 11/11/2019 - Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
Expellitournamentus! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Supposedly, the Disarming Charm is Harry's signature spell. So what if he used it to take on the Triwizard Tournament? [Oneshot. Pure crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Institutional Missives Regarding Instructional Services by Stephen Ratliff reviews
Harry discovers that running the D.A., and then attending the Staff Awards Dinner resulted in a change to how his next academic year would be
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 296 - Published: 11/9/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
18th Life Day Party by LPK9 reviews
Darth Vader is invited to a Life Day Party. AU, 18 years after the formation of the Empire. Crack fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,964 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/8/2019 - Published: 11/6/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Weaseling Past The Age Line by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Weasley Twins point out the insufficiency of the Age Line, and a few other things. [Oneshot. Crackfic.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 99 - Published: 11/4/2019 - George W., Albus D., Fred W. - Complete
Champion of Fame by SugarcaneSoldier reviews
Ron has sometimes been referred to as jealous of Harry's fame. Fortunately, he's got a very easy way to get a whole lot of it. Moderate Crackiness.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/3/2019 - Ron W. - Complete
Choose: the rest is in the details by Lens of Sanity reviews
I've heard good things about Evil, and after I made my choice I've gotta tell you, it feels good, very good.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,455 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 10/31/2019 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Groundhog Harry's Descent Into Madness by zugrian reviews
After winning the war and defeating the Dark Lord, Harry thought he was finished being fate's chewtoy. He wakes up 14 again and has yet another date with the triwizard tournament. Now he's stuck in a time loop, trading his sanity for amusement, and the universe will never be the same. Includes: sex, violence, swearing, lunacy, bashing, and probably some silly tropes as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,791 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 1,281 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 10/27/2019 - Published: 3/13/2019 - Harry P., Parvati P., Susan B., Daphne G. - Complete
Explosive Problem-Solving by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Anakin takes the quick and easy route to nullifying his nightmares. [Oneshot. ROTS-AU. Crackfic.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 122 - Published: 10/24/2019 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
One Injustice Too Many by Kourtney Uzu Yato reviews
Anastasia Lillian Potter has been shunned and abused by being entered into Tri-Wizarding Tournament and when one Hufflepuff goes too far. She snaps and uses the power of the Slytherin Founder to get her through the Tournament and show that the name of Potter will never be spat on without consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,011 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 1,059 - Follows: 517 - Published: 10/9/2019 - Complete
Perfecting The Groundhogwarts Years by Hippothestrowl reviews
Greatly disappointed by the Battle of Hogwarts death toll, Magic itself compels Harry Potter to relive his school years over and over until he gets it right - PERFECTLY right! Parody. Humour. Friendship. Romance. Drama. Mystery. Tragedy. Fun!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,168 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 9/29/2019 - Published: 8/28/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Case Study in the Sturdiness of the Rookie 9 by Varmint reviews
Different Team AU! Teams 7, 8, and 10 are not the ones we know and love. How will the Rookie 9 deal with crazed, annoying, kind of incompatible, mostly insane teammates? From humor to actually serious plot points, I like to think this story has a little something for everyone. Now complete!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,003 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 9/25/2019 - Published: 3/4/2018 - Team Seven, Team Eight, Team Ten - Complete
Age Lines Are Useless by Zero Rewind reviews
A series of one-shots dedicated to showing how utterly stupid the idea of an Age Line truly is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 9/21/2019 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Medium of Exchange by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Goblin Culture. The Director of Gringotts has one job - keep the Galleons flowing. It says so right there, in the oath. Sometimes, that job is harder than it seems. Trunkshopping!Harry, Wealthy!Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 125 - Published: 9/15/2019 - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by kb0 reviews
Sirius decides to stop brooding and asks a few pointed questions which leads Harry to an interesting choice.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 342 - Published: 8/29/2019 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Valkyrie by GreyWolfKnight reviews
What happens when a BSG nerd gets Self-Inserted into the body of a battlestar commander on the eve of the 2nd Cylon War? Stations of canon get broken and new twists emerge as the human race tried desperately to survive the Cylon onslaught.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,531 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 8/28/2019 - Published: 1/20/2019 - Complete
Weeb by Andrius reviews
Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,315 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 2,354 - Follows: 1,745 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 7,331 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Trump Card by ack1308 reviews
Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 180,285 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 4,980 - Follows: 4,742 - Updated: 8/19/2019 - Published: 12/16/2014 - Shadow Stalker, Armsmaster, Über, Leet - Complete
Death Star Surprise by LPK9 reviews
Governor Tarkin and Darth Vader are surprised in the Death Star control room. Leia Organa is determined, Luke is indignant, Obi-Wan is smug, and Padme is waiting. A New Hope AU crackfic with angst. Now a mini fic.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,363 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 8/4/2019 - Published: 7/12/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
Private Investigator by ShockingRevelations reviews
What do you do when you have a fiancé you really don't want to marry? Do you challenge him to a Rating Game? Do you threaten him? Or do you hire a Private Investigator to gather enough dirt on him and his family that you can turn the Pillar family into an Extra family? Rated T because it's High School DxD.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/1/2019 - H. Issei, Rias G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Breaking of the Blood Wards by ZebJeb reviews
Harry has had enough and decides to prematurely to break the Blood Wards around Privet Drive. Dumbledore's reaction doesn't go as Harry expects. Set at start at 5th year. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 347 - Published: 7/26/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
It Gets Worse by ack1308 reviews
This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 4,577 - Follows: 3,505 - Updated: 7/26/2019 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
The Archeologist by Racke reviews
After having worked for over a decade as a Curse Breaker, Harry wakes up in an alternate time-line, in a grave belonging to Rose Potter. Fem!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 91,563 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 5,482 - Follows: 3,314 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
The Revelation Of Harry Forrester by joerandom reviews
Sirius escapes with Harry after the Potters die. He makes it all the way into the US before Death Eaters catch up to them and he has to abandon Harry. Now Harry is alone. With no name, no history, and no trace. Then, after 13 years, Harry returns to Britain as a very different person. With a completely different view of Magic. A view that breaks everything. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 134,799 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 673 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 7/8/2019 - Published: 6/7/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Getaway by JoeNobody reviews
Inspired by Clell65619's "Second Life," Chapter 27 of his "Boneyard," Harry Potter decides that he really, really wants to get way, way, way away from it all... for at least a little while. And Hermione knows just where to take him. Update: this story took a twist that caught me totally by surprise, but I just held on for dear life while it ran where it wanted to go.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,154 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/5/2019 - Published: 4/25/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Senju Naruto by TheBeardedOne reviews
In the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack on Konoha, the new vessel lies dead, slain by infiltrators unknown. Elsewhere, one of the Sannin has settled down to raise her new family, including a blue-eyed baby... (Sequel up - Senju Returned)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 48,130 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 7/3/2019 - Published: 6/23/2019 - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,137 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 3,331 - Follows: 1,419 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Rules Are Made To Be Broken by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A discussion between a master and apprentice about the Rule of Two. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 58 - Published: 6/25/2019 - Complete
The Petrov Gambit by OlegGunnarsson reviews
Albus Dumbledore decides to do everything he can to make sure that young Harry Potter enjoys his childhood. Things, as it turns out, get just a little bit out of hand. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,765 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 131 - Published: 6/10/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Dragon Chronicles 1: Muggle-Raised Champion by Stargon1 reviews
The day before Harry Potter was due to go to Hogwarts for the very first time, his aunt and uncle informed him that he wouldn't be going. Instead, he was sent to Stonewall High. Now, three years later, the Goblet of Fire has named him as a TriWizard Champion. What that means is anyone's guess, but to Harry, one thing is clear: he can finally get away from Privet Drive.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 122,377 - Reviews: 2559 - Favs: 7,944 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 11/11/2015 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Uchiha Revenge by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Sasuke exacts vengeance upon the man responsible for the demise of his clan. [AU. Darkfic. Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/5/2019 - Sasuke U., Obito U. - Complete
An Honest Gringotts Visit by Vanwilder reviews
Every Gringotts visit ever. A parody one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/22/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Family - It's in the Blood by mjimeyg reviews
Somebody decides to teach Harry about the importance of blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 1,059 - Published: 5/21/2019 - [Harry P., Astoria G.] - Complete
Another Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"I don't know what else to tell you, Dragon," Armsmaster frowned. "It sounds like you have exhausted all the potential avenues your employment with the Protectorate, Guild, and PRT make possible." "That's…true," Dragon said slowly. "Colin," she breathed after perhaps three seconds, "you're a genius."
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,530 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 1,002 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/16/2019 - Published: 4/16/2019 - Brandish, Canary - Complete
Show me the Way by The Ferryman reviews
"She's a wannabe hero. Has been from the start, since the night Lung was first brought into custody." In the hospital after Leviathan, knowing the truth of Shadow Stalker's identity and with both Armsmaster and Tattletale threatening the Truce, Taylor proposes a compromise. Because no one can make the wrong decision every time.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,812 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 364 - Published: 5/8/2019 - Complete
Of Birds, if not Bees by The Ferryman reviews
Canary's trial prompts Ethan to explain some of the facts of cape-life to Rory.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/2/2019 - Miss Militia, Triumph, Assault, Battery - Complete
Greyff's Mischief Fragment Mjolnir by TheBeardedOne reviews
Originally written and posted by Greyff but deleted due to flaming - The God of Mischief Toltiir decides to make a change in Naruto's life and now the blond has learned the ways of Mid-Childan magic. How will this change things?
Crossover - Naruto & Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,992 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 119 - Published: 4/29/2019 - Complete
A Training Trip by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
Jiraiya has taken Naruto on a 3 year trip to train him to be able to face his future, but Konoha's #1 Unpredictable Ninja feels he's not making much progress. The group of Iwa nin who come across him might have to disagree. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,234 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 146 - Published: 4/23/2019 - Complete
Not Dumbledore by kathryn518 reviews
Ron Weasley knows something the Wizarding World does not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 3,584 - Follows: 1,203 - Published: 4/21/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Albus D. - Complete
I Know Your Secret by Night Raydes reviews
AU 4th year. Hope is strong with plenty of secrets, especial the one hidden because 'reasons' okay? However, it shows the light for the corruption it holds. And a beautiful Veela sees our heroes secrets unravelled joyfully within her arms. And the dark is shown to have been made to give the light power and reason. But Hope will stand strong and change the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 87,817 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,939 - Updated: 4/20/2019 - Published: 7/24/2012 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Getting Too Old For This by ManMadeOfLasers reviews
Harry Potter finds himself, and his normal bi-polar luck, pulled out of a quiet retirement and into the limelight of the 23rd century. He finds a grand new stage upon which his 'saving-people-thing' can act, and before he can say no, is pulled into the middle of a galaxy-spanning conflict. Rated 'M' for bad words and ideas, re-worked and re-posted. Enjoy.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,376 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 2,262 - Updated: 4/15/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Half-Giant's Wand Rights by ZebJeb reviews
In Harry's sixth year, he confronts Albus about why Hagrid never got his wand rights returned. The confrontation reveals an unsettling truth. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 175 - Published: 4/7/2019 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Black Widows by White Angel of Auralon reviews
People believed that they were such great couples. If only they knew. The two sisters were great actresses, who would play their roles until they had reached their goals. Secrets of their family would bring them what they wanted for themselves and their children. Deception was something they had learned from a young age after all. Both would have done well in Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,637 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 502 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D. - Complete
End Game by muishiki reviews
Our choices define us. Taylor finds an opportunity and seizes it. One-shot. AU. Complete.
Crossover - Ender's Game series & Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,654 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/18/2019 - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,003 - Updated: 3/6/2019 - Published: 2/21/2019 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Hot Shower by Lady FoxFire reviews
There are intruders in your house. Your wife is being held hostage. What do you do? Answer – Go take a hot shower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,248 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 210 - Published: 2/17/2019 - Harry P., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12852 - Favs: 7,891 - Follows: 7,033 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Hermione Granger and The Obliviated Parents by ZebJeb reviews
Twenty years after returning her parents' memory, Hermione reflects on how well things worked out with her parents. Her parents have a differing opinion. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 186 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Hermione G., Mr. Granger, Mrs. Granger - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 8,541 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Your Patronus Is What? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
So Snape's Patronus is a doe because he's in love with Lily, whose Patronus is a doe because she's in love with James, whose Patronus is a stag... Er, wait a moment, what was that again?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 115 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Flawless Fidelius by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Lord Voldemort has devised a way to protect his Horcruxes with the Fidelius Charm while being absolutely certain that the Secret-Keepers will not betray him. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Voldemort - Complete
This Tournament Needs Better Security by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Hermione realizes that some nonsense will inevitably befall Harry on Halloween 1994 and decides to soften the blow by inviting two more unwilling Champions to the Tournament: Peter Pettigrew and Tom Riddle. [Parody. Crack. Oneshot. Ron, Dumbledore, and Fudge bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,000 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 274 - Published: 1/18/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
King's Cross Incident by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry has enough of the rot Ron is telling his daughter and intervenes. The situation escalates. [Oneshot. Heavy Epilogue-Ron!bashing. Cursed-Child!bashing as well.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 158 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
A Fearful Redux by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Don't like the world? Go find another.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 2,340 - Follows: 1,416 - Updated: 1/17/2019 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Applied Chemistry by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry Potter, hitherto uninvolved with the war on account of being a Squib, learns from his furious parents that Dumbledore has dropped his comatose brother like a hot potato and declared him the Chosen One instead. He takes swift and decisive action. [Oneshot. Wrong Boy-Who-Lived. Squib!Harry. Good!Potters. For whitetigerwolf's Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived Challenge.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/17/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
Snape Victorious by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After Quirrell's assassination attempt at Harry's first Quidditch match, Snape ceases to wait upon Dumbledore's dithering and takes decisive action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/15/2019 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Operation Kirk O' Field by Right What Is Wrong reviews
With Dumbledore dead and no leads on the Horcruxes, Harry takes early action. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 83 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P., Dobby - Complete
One-Trick Champion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." Harry discovers his hammer, and the Triwizard Tournament is looking an awful lot like a nail. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 246 - Published: 1/7/2019 - Harry P. - Complete
You've ALWAYS Known? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Luke has a disturbing conversation or two. Perhaps he's the sane one in the Skywalker family. [Parody. Oneshot.]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/6/2019 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and the Limbo Conversation by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore meets a different Harry Potter in the Limbo version of King's Cross, where he learns some disturbing facts and discovers a glaring hole in all of his plans for Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 289 - Published: 12/29/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Try not to Fuck up The future, Warning: Future gets fucked by Yojimbra reviews
(working title). Naruto finds him self falling towards the earth and ends up splashing down in front of a very beautiful and pissed off woman that claims that she is Uchiha Madara. Naruto x Fem Madara. Time Travel... probably. Probably Yandere Madara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,163 - Reviews: 1382 - Favs: 3,689 - Follows: 3,161 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/29/2018 - [Naruto U., Madara U.] - Complete
Luck of the Absurdly Lucky by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Thought a mere mouthful of Felix Felicis was impressive? Now, suppose Harry had downed the WHOLE vial... [Crackfic. Parody. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/11/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 7243 - Favs: 10,204 - Follows: 8,965 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Capable Cedric by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Cedric dodges. History changes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,714 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 147 - Published: 11/10/2018 - [Cedric D., Cho C.] Harry P. - Complete
Consistent Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Killing Curse still bounces.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
Triwizard Without Tears by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A certain amount of lateral thinking goes a long way in the Triwizard Tournament. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 229 - Published: 11/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Misuse of Metamorphy by Right What Is Wrong reviews
No one expects a certain impersonation. (Oneshot. Crack. Inspired by Rorschach's Blot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 144 - Published: 11/8/2018 - N. Tonks - Complete
Minor Incident, 1982 by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The magical section of the Albanian Secret Police handles an unimportant disturbance in a forest nearby the village of [REDACTED].
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 53 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Voldemort - Complete
A Subtle Approach (Worm Endbringer SI) - Complete by xxJevranxx reviews
A Worm CYOA fic using the Endbringer mode.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,094 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
Enough by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter wasn't stupid nor naive. He grew up having to look out for himself. Why would that suddenly change in the Wizarding World? But a snake in lion's clothing wouldn't reveal itself until it was to late to stop him. He wanted freedom, and he would get it. No matter what Dumbledore, the Ministry or Voldemort might think. Alternate from Order of the Phoenix
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 64,328 - Reviews: 1335 - Favs: 6,630 - Follows: 4,086 - Updated: 10/21/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Law by ZebJeb reviews
After Voldemort's defeat, a new Marriage Law is put forth to increase the population. Harry expresses his extreme dismay with this development. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 235 - Published: 10/20/2018 - Harry P., Kingsley S. - Complete
Instant Karma! by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It is very ill-advised to Confund anyone in control of a passenger motor vehicle. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing. Character death.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/11/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
Confounded Confundus by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry does not take Ron's comment about his driver's test lightly. [Oneshot. Epilogue!Ron-bashing.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 87 - Published: 10/10/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Starting Over by kb0 reviews
Harry hoped that going to Hogwarts would be a good thing for him, his chance to start over. He was surprised by what he found.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 374 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Debt Collection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In Deathly Hallows, Harry finally demanded repayment of Wormtail's life debt. But what if he'd done that three years earlier? (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Harry P., Voldemort, Peter P. - Complete
Kill It With… by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Regulus remembers something that can destroy Horcruxes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/9/2018 - Voldemort, Regulus B., Kreacher - Complete
Potter, That Was Very Gallant Of You by Right What Is Wrong reviews
One wand and two syllables make all the difference in the world. (Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 73 - Published: 10/8/2018 - James P., Voldemort - Complete
The Biggest What-If by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Because really, what did you expect when you gave a dorky teenager laser eye beams that destroy the forces of evil.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/28/2018 - Ruby R. - Complete
Dumbledore's Midnight Malfoy Meeting by ZebJeb reviews
Albus Dumbledore has a late-night conversation with Lucius Malfoy, and it is not pleasant for Lucius. ONE SHOT. Hints at Badass Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 193 - Published: 9/27/2018 - Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Democracy by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Neville Longbottom had good cause to be happy. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. His parents had been avenged. He had taken his N.E.W.T.s and was now taking his seat in the Wizengamot. Unfortunately, some of his friends weren't content with restoring the status quo ante and demanded rather extensive reforms.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 907 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 9/22/2018 - [Neville L., Daphne G.] Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Name Is Not The Thing by Right What Is Wrong reviews
"Harry Potter" - so read the scrap of paper that came forth from the Goblet. And so everyone presumes Harry is the Champion. However... (Oneshot. Mildly AU. Slight Ron-bashing.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 150 - Published: 9/23/2018 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Albus Dumbledore and his Grim Reaper by ZebJeb reviews
A parody of the "Harry gets sent back in time by Grim Reaper" stories, from the point of view of an Albus Dumbledore who doesn't know about the time travel. *One Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 177 - Published: 9/19/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
I'm Sorry I Turned You Into A Girl by Yojimbra reviews
Warning: Do not attempt to mess with a seal when you have no idea what the fuck the seal does. Results may include death, famine, apocalypse, gender changing, hyper-attachment, random personality changes, yandere, and tsundere personalities. Fem Sasuke. Crack. The result of staying up till four AM. Now with Bonus Tayuya DLC! Review now to get access to this wonderful cat girl!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,479 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 2,059 - Follows: 1,841 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 6/27/2018 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] Tayuya - Complete
Life as a Henchman by Ybarra87 reviews
Harry Smith a low paying janitor who lives in Gotham but also moonlights as a henchman. He does what he's told without an issue and has worked for many bosses. However Gotham's about to find out that he's not the nobody he makes himself out to be. This is just a one shot. I do not own anything belonging to Harry Potter or DC Superheroes.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,195 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 252 - Published: 9/5/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, Champion Mode by Mist of Rainbows reviews
Harry dies after Hogwarts and forgot to save the game...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,374 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 597 - Updated: 9/5/2018 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Complete
Super Harry Versus The Triwizard Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
A tribute to all the fics that prefer to have Harry cope with the trials and tribulations of his fourth year through overwhelming firepower. (Parody. Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 97 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Going Through The Motions by Right What Is Wrong reviews
They can be made to participate in the Tournament, but not to treat it seriously. (Crackfic. Oneshot.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/4/2018 - Harry P., Fleur D., Viktor K., Cedric D. - Complete
When Haggar gets drunk by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Witch Haggar has created many robeasts to help King Zarkon to finally conquer Planet Arus. But the Voltron Force always managed to foil her plans. After another punishment for failure, she gets drunk to forget her misery. The results couldn't have been expected and go very different to what she might have had in mind.
Voltron - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,192 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/1/2018 - Keith K., Allura, Haggar - Complete
Reformed, Returned and Really Trying by Starfox5 reviews
AU. With Albus dead, there's only one wizard left to continue his fight. His oldest friend. His true love. There's no better choice for defeating a Dark Lord bent on murdering all muggleborns than the one wizard who gathered them under his banner once before. True, things went a little out of hand, but Gellert Grindelwald has changed. If only everyone else would realise this...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 52,946 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 8/25/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Gellert G. - Complete
Remedial Jedi Theology by MarbleGlove reviews
Let us consider the fact that the Jedi Order is a monastic religious organization based out of a temple, with five basic tenets of faith. A canon-divergence and fix-it for the prequel trilogy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,170 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1488 - Favs: 4,953 - Follows: 4,215 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
The Young not always Listen by LordXaero reviews
The Citadel Council is looking for resources, what would they find.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 84 - Published: 8/1/2018 - Complete
The Dark Lady Potter-Black by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Tonks and Harry are married. But that doesn't mean she has to stop being the Dark Lady she's always dreamed of being. It just means now Harry is even more along for the ride. Sequel to The Dark Lady Tonks. Don't take this story seriously, Lord knows I'm not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 1,646 - Follows: 610 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Price is Right by High Pot In Noose reviews
Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,637 - Reviews: 1399 - Favs: 7,888 - Follows: 4,897 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Harry P., Dean T., Justin F., Morag M. - Complete
Dear Friends by JaimeJabs reviews
And all he left was a goodbye letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/4/2018 - Complete
Infinity by QAI521 reviews
Parahumans, the so-called "wonders of the modern world" as some people called them. Nobody wanted to admit that they were the reason society was falling apart, that they were the ones that were making everything worse. But she knew. And she knew how she was going to fix this. [One-Shot] INFINITY WAR SPOILERS!
Crossover - Avengers & Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,693 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 218 - Published: 6/25/2018 - Skitter, Glaistig Uaine - Complete
Strange Company by Forthwith16 reviews
Lord Vader has an unusual request for Senator Amidala, a shocking question, and an audacious plan.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,050 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 151 - Published: 5/30/2018 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
She Is a Prisoner, Right? by Forthwith16 reviews
Dear Diary, so yesterday I discovered some things my brother and sister-in-law left behind. Oh, you didn't know I have a sister-in-law? Well, neither did I.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,258 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 168 - Published: 5/10/2018 - [Kallen S., Lelouch L.] - Complete
Albus Dumbledore, Accelerationist by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Many have criticized Albus Dumbledore for not taking adequate steps to undermine Tom Riddle's plays for power, rein in Severus Snape's behavior toward Gryffindors, and see to Harry Potter's welfare... but what if that was the point? 'It is in this revolutionary sense alone, gentlemen, that I vote in favor...' (Manipulative!Dumbledore. Oneshot. Crackfic.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 111 - Published: 5/8/2018 - Albus D. - Complete
Saving Sirius by senawario reviews
One responsible adult remembers in time that he has not taken his potion... (Rated M for language and viciousness.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 76 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Complete
For The Greater Goof by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Or, how Fred and George got the Order of Merlin, First Class, at the august age of thirteen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,486 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 120 - Published: 4/18/2018 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Secret by jukehero461 reviews
When Harry lands in Dumbledore's office after that battle in the Department of Mysteries, he is furious at the headmaster. Dumbledore, for once, decides to do what is right, and not what is easy, and reveals his secret to the young teen. A short idea of an alternate meeting. No bashing. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 131 - Published: 4/16/2018 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Observations of a Wannabe Kunoichi by Quatermass reviews
(AU) There are many things that make a great ninja. Sakura Haruno may not be physically strong, but she is quite intelligent for her age, and she wants to be a great kunoichi like Tsunade. While practising her espionage skills at 10 years old, she uncovers Naruto's dark secret...which may very well lead to a more coherent Team 7... (No Sakura-bashing here. Don't like, don't read)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 128,722 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,619 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 4/14/2018 - Published: 9/2/2015 - [Sakura H., Haku] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
The Forbidden Spell by senawario reviews
Quite by chance, Harry finds a spell that is supposed to do his homework, but of course he can't tell anyone, not even his best friend. But is that all this spell does? Rated M for language and DE viciousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,753 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 248 - Published: 4/7/2018 - Complete
Who Did It? by kb0 reviews
When his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire, Harry wants to know who put his name in. The professors aren't cooperating, so he takes matters into his own hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,524 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 2,707 - Follows: 1,044 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Fidelius - a tale of pig-headedness by Polydicta reviews
Once more, Harry Potter is called upon to save British Wizarding society - this time from a Minister for Magic who simply won't change his mind. Warning for Biblical Plagues and nasty death. A short story in three very short chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,155 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/1/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Hagrid's First Lesson by White Angel of Auralon reviews
What if Hagrid had realised that just going ahead with his first lesson as a teacher wasn't a good idea? What if he had some help and advice from an expert during the summer? Well, this one-shot is what I think could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 295 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Daughter, Dragon by 6thfloormadness reviews
Richter leaves a different message to be found in the event of his death.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 211 - Published: 3/20/2018 - Dragon - Complete
Harry Potter and Libromancy by Mist of Rainbows reviews
While running from Duddley's gang Harry finds a magical book that opens all sorts of worlds for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 105,909 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 1,096 - Updated: 3/16/2018 - Published: 3/3/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 10,374 - Follows: 3,680 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 4,100 - Follows: 1,852 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Jungle Laws by The Ferryman reviews
in which Taylor reads from her mother's books, and decides to confront Sophia instead of leaving matters to Regent, Miss Militia has a rough start to leadership, Battery plays detective, and people take turns dressing up as Skitter.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 177 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Skitter, Shadow Stalker - Complete
Just a matter of time by Himeneka reviews
Kakashi is confused. (Short time-travel oneshot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 144 - Published: 3/5/2018 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Not His Brother's Keeper by Right What Is Wrong reviews
In a world in which Harry's spoiled brat of a brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry feels no obligation to be heroic. Crackfic. Oneshot. Parody of Wrong Boy-Who-Lived fics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,287 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 469 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
For the Win, or by The Ferryman reviews
How l33t saves the world because Cauldron hasn't been doing its 'job', Contessa hasn't been looking for the right Path, and Skitter knows how to delegate important matters to those best suited to handling them even if it means potentially compromising the Villainous Top Secret World-Saving Conspiracy. And Rachel gets to play with puppies, of course.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,583 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 148 - Published: 2/26/2018 - Skitter, Tattletale, Leet, Contessa - Complete
Off The Rails by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Amaryllis Potter walks into the Great Hall to present her public petition for emancipation, but things soon spiral out of control beyond even what she anticipated. Oneshot. Fem!Harry. Some Dumbledore-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,282 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 307 - Published: 2/24/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
The Last Couple on Earth by jlluh reviews
Harry and Hermione seek to avert Armageddon by altering a small but oddly impactful moment. COMPLETE (probably)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 62 - Published: 2/14/2018 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Ministry Decree 0B-V10-U5 by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The Ministry implements a basic security measure which, more or less, may be summed up as "roll up your left sleeve".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 56 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Complete
The Luck of the Cannons by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Ron has finally achieved his lifelong dream of playing for the Chudley Cannons - much to his misfortune. [oneshot, crack]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 47 - Published: 2/1/2018 - Ron W. - Complete
The Skrewt He Knows Not by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An ending to the Triwizard Tournament you have not seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/31/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
A Serious Hunt by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Certain parties decide to end the Death Eater threat before the second war can properly begin. Set in the summer after Goblet of Fire. Rated for violence and subject matter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,999 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/30/2018 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Summoning for Dummies by Right What Is Wrong reviews
An alternate universe's Order of the Phoenix have summoned Harry across the dimensions to save them from Voldemort. He outlines why this was an incredibly stupid idea. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/25/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Rogue Knight by Illuviar reviews
A man with the memories and skills of a Sith Warrior from a conflict that ended four millenia ago finds himself thrown in the opening weeks of the Clone Wars. He has a mission - deal with the current Sith Lord and his supporters permanently and prepare the galaxy for the eventual arrival of the Vong. This is a SI story.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 169 - Words: 637,470 - Reviews: 3079 - Favs: 3,919 - Follows: 3,342 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 10/26/2014 - Complete
An Anticlimatic Tournament by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Slicing the Gordian Knot, Hogwarts-style. /oneshot, Intelligent!Harry/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 84 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Harry P. - Complete
Hallowed Horror by Right What Is Wrong reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry takes a moment to really think about the Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Ron Weasley: Minion of Voldemort by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The walking pile of purple pasta requested his help, and who is he to refuse? /Parody; completely-unserious Ron-bashing/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Ron W., Q. Quirrell - Complete
Remember, Remember the 5th of November by mandymld reviews
Harry Potter, Guy Fawkes day and the hunt for the horcruxes with a smart Harry. Plus the fallout from ending the war early.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,389 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Deeply Shrouded by Elunas reviews
The Force, is in all things. Dark, Light, and in-between. At times, it must Balance itself.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,046 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/27/2017 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Deal with a Devil by Silently Watches reviews
She was an agent of Evil who regretted her choices. He was a child with a destiny too heavy for his shoulders. Is the Wizarding World ready for a Boy-Who-Lived influenced by a reforming Fallen Angel? …Probably not. NOT Harry/Lash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 179,494 - Reviews: 2615 - Favs: 3,520 - Follows: 3,536 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Harry P., Lash - Complete
The Man in Blue by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
A one-shot dealing with what would happen if one of the most noblebright characters in fiction arrived in one of the most grimdark settings.
Crossover - Superman & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 61 - Published: 12/19/2017 - Complete
Harry Potter: IronWizard by kb0 reviews
After the disaster at the end of 5th year, Hermione sees a comic book and decides she can do better than others to keep Harry safe by making him a suit of armor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 76,013 - Reviews: 771 - Favs: 2,235 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 10/29/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 3,843 - Follows: 1,337 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Fae's Path to Konoha by Racke reviews
Six-year-old Harry walks through a mirror, and Sakura becomes a big sister. But the Boy-Who-Lived still has a role to play.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,704 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 785 - Updated: 12/3/2017 - Published: 11/19/2017 - Harry P., Sakura H. - Complete
Strategic Retreat by JackPotr reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry learns of things hidden from him and makes some realizations about both factions of the war. Along the way, Harry uses the unknown power to break free and start a new life. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 465 - Published: 12/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Confusion by Natascope reviews
AU. During his sixth year, Harry gets Obliviated of what appears to be a fairly important week.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,313 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/25/2017 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
THAT's not a knife THIS is a knife! by senawario reviews
Any summary I can write would give it away. Heck this isn't even about knives, so even the title is misleading :-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/24/2017 - Complete
Sweet Revenge by VFSNAKE reviews
One-shot. Naruto hates Konoha. He hates Jiraiya. He knows the truth about everything. What does he do? What anyone else would do in his place. No! Not forgive! Get sweet revenge!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 578 - Published: 11/23/2017 - Complete
WRONG CHAMPION by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack/ A fourth Champion is chosen by the Goblet of Fire. It is not whom Barty Crouch Jr. was expecting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 160 - Published: 11/18/2017 - Severus S. - Complete
There's more than one binding in that contract by senawario reviews
The binding contracts between the goblet and each champion are not the only ones in play.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 239 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Dobby - Complete
Arashi Uzumaki by UnknownUnseenUnheard reviews
Naruto Uzumaki, the Seventh Hokage, finds himself flung back in time. This is totally Sasuke's fault, and no one is convincing him otherwise. Realizing he might as well, Naruto does what he does best and turns the Shinobi world upside down, taking a new name and rebuilding Uzushiogakure in the process. One shot, complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 397 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Naruto U., Gaara, Jiraiya, Obito U. - Complete
Functional Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Voldemort should have considered the components of his resurrection a tad more carefully.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Super Blood Protection by Right What Is Wrong reviews
The blood protection, contrary to common fanon, doesn't protect against anyone but Voldemort. But what if it did?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/5/2017 - Complete
Not even a first chance! by senawario reviews
(alt title: Disproportionate response). Give the death-eaters a second chance? No way, not even a *first* chance! This is a "redo" fic with a twist. The pairing will eventually be Harmony but a good part of the story happens when they are too young so hard-core Harmonians need to be patient. Rated M for possible violence in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 186,994 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 2,075 - Updated: 10/31/2017 - Published: 2/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Dobby - Complete
Harry Potter, Head of Slytherin by Stephen Ratliff reviews
An oneshot in an off set of the universe of Take no Umbridge but not part of that series, where in Harry Potter takes over Slytherin
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 10/21/2017 - Published: 11/13/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Demonologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione was eight when she summoned her first demon. She was lonely. He asked what she wanted, and she said a friend to have tea parties with. It confused him a lot. But that wasn't going to stop him from striking a promising deal with the young witch. Dark!Hermione, Slytherin!Hermione, occult theme. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,955 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,102 - Follows: 2,738 - Updated: 10/19/2017 - Published: 8/14/2017 - Hermione G., Theodore N. - Complete
What Betrothal? by Xelan reviews
Marriage laws, forced betrothals, the phrase, "It is what it is." I'm not in favor of any of these, so naturally I wrote a story that includes all of them. Light on the Ron and Molly bashing -for me. Eventual Harmony.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 190 - Published: 10/15/2017 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Ron W. - Complete
The Howler by Mnementh1 reviews
A serial killer is targeting Death Eaters. Who could The Howler be? A short one-shot. Edited for grammar 11/22/2020
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 148 - Published: 10/4/2017 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Heroes and Villains by ack1308 reviews
When Taylor Hebert attempts to recruit Sophia Hess during Gold Morning, it doesn't go so well. This does, however, have a knock-on effect for Sophia and another Brockton Bay parahuman ...
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 95 - Published: 9/24/2017 - Complete
Kidnapped by The Seven of Us reviews
In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 1/31/2016 - Harry P., Minerva M., Petunia D. - Complete
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 262 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
To Get a Date by jlluh reviews
Harry can't date until Voldemort is defeated. Harry/Luna. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,097 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/26/2017 - Harry P., Albus D., Luna L. - Complete
Trolling the Toad by Akela Victoire reviews
If his life at Hogwarts was going to be a living hell, then so was hers. She wouldn't know what hit her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 86,140 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,785 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 8/12/2016 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Hedwig Slightly Unhinged by Temporal Knight reviews
Hedwig is a very smart owl; none would dare deny that! So what is a very smart owl to do when she finds her human's living conditions unsatisfactory? Finding a new home is top of the list. Finding a mate for him is right after it. After all how is an owl supposed to justify having owlets if her human hasn't had children of his own yet? Very much a humor fic, no bashing of anyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,574 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 4,662 - Follows: 1,850 - Published: 8/6/2017 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
Warped Reflection by Fencer22 reviews
Naruto was always alone. He just wanted a friend. So he made one. Or, where a Jinchuriki goes crazy without being a violent physco, or depressed loner.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/5/2017 - [Naruto U., OC] - Complete
Misunderstandings of Passion by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Potter seems to have utterly lost what few wits he had. Quite the achievement, in Snape's opinion... And what does this have to with his two friends, anyway? /Oneshot, crack, anti-Ron/Hermione/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/30/2017 - Complete
Divided and Entwined by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Fudge doesn't try to ignore Voldemort's return at the end of the 4th Year. Instead, influenced by Malfoy, he tries to appease the Dark Lord. Many think that the rights of the muggleborns are a small price to pay to avoid a bloody war. Hermione Granger and the other muggleborns disagree. Vehemently.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 643,288 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 1,921 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 7/29/2017 - Published: 4/23/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Tired of it! by monbade reviews
Harry gets tired of the magical world after he killed Voldemort. Mobbed when he goes out by the people in the Alley and Hogsmead. Molly constantly yelling at him to marry Ginny and her trying to run his life. The ministry telling him he is A going back to Hogwarts for his seventh year or B joining the Aurors to help hunt down the rest of the death eaters. So he forms a plan.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,525 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 884 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 7/13/2017 - Complete
The Desk of Requirement by senawario reviews
This fic was "inspired" by reading a completely pointless fic where Remus and Sirius read the epilogue, and basically just smile and grin to themselves, happy that Harry is alive and well and all that. They don't actually **do** anything. As I said, pointless. So I decided to xkcd 386 that one-shot ;-)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,898 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 153 - Published: 7/18/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
War Crimes by SpoonandJohn reviews
Professor Snape has pretty much despaired of ever teaching a dunderhead like Potter how to occlude his mind properly. Since he *is* on the side of the angels, he offers Harry a lesser option, one less effective but easier to do. Combined with a little sadism on Harry's part and he's lucky that Snape feels obligated to keep him out of prison for war crimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 174 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Old School by gman391 reviews
The ninja way has not always been a nice one. By chance Naruto has met those who know the old ways. Now our hero is trained in the old school of the ninja. Naruto shall live and die by stealth. (Discontinued with summary Ending)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,870 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 2,744 - Follows: 2,442 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Death First! by Lucillia reviews
Despite certain abilities, the Original Non-Duplicate Nanadaime Hokage Uzumaki Naruto is seen in his office alone with all his paperwork with nary a clone in sight when one would expect him to have spammed the place with the things and gotten his paperwork done in five minutes. This is why that was the case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/9/2017 - Naruto U. - Complete
It's All in the Name by apAidan reviews
just my take on the seemingly eternal debate about whether or not 'Harry' was Harry's actusl first name. And how it might impact the TriWizard Tournament. This isn't plainchant, so there's Harmony to be had.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 481 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D.
Man's Absolute Most Bestest Friend by Lucillia reviews
Why the Uchiha don't let their kids keep pets anymore.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 136 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Complete
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 3132 - Favs: 17,076 - Follows: 9,589 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Why Time Traveling is Inadvisable by Lucillia reviews
Naruto and Sasuke decide to combine the Oiroke Jutsu and Time Travel to pull a prank on their previous incarnations. It backfires. Spectacularly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 217 - Published: 7/2/2017 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fallout From Naruto's First Kiss by Lucillia reviews
How a certain incident could've gone if it had been Hanabi who had the crush on Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 258 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Damn Wormhole by GilaKomik reviews
The wormhole that appears so close to Earth had cause many problem to her children. After the Battle of New York, some of the Earth population start to remember their past life. At the same time, HYDRA start appearing on SHIELD radar. Multi crossover, lots of swearing.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/22/2017 - Complete
692 by Lucillia reviews
Done for Rorschach's Blot's Things I'd Like to See in a Fic list #692. Thanks alot man. Why did that have to stick in my head and give me Ideas? Now I need an obliviate and so will any readers. Either that, or several gallons of Brain Bleach. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 100 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Sirius B., Severus S., Dolores U., C. Fudge - Complete
Strange day by Arawn D. Draven reviews
SG-1 thought they had seen everything in their explorations of the Galaxy. But were they ready to meet Earth's Greatest Hero and his Apprentice?
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 106 - Published: 6/15/2017 - Saitama, Genos - Complete
Paved with good intentions by StillWatersAreDeep reviews
The way to hell is paved with good intentions. Or: "How Albus Dumbledore tried to send Tom Riddle to Hell but ended up being put there himself"-A drabble. Plus 2 new drabbles: "How Tom Riddle made himself a Heaven of Hell" and "How Albus Dumbledore made himself a Hell of Heaven"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,544 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/15/2017 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Voldemort, Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The many Deaths of Harry Potter by ShayneT reviews
In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 242,571 - Reviews: 4189 - Favs: 7,949 - Follows: 4,943 - Updated: 6/14/2017 - Published: 3/1/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter: One shot 2 by LordVishnu reviews
Just a quick little thing I wrote in an hour to poke a bit of fun at all the HP time travel stories where Harry just accepts he's time traveled in a calm and civilized manner. Something which I sincerely doubt any of us would do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,198 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 89 - Published: 6/2/2017 - Complete
This is a Story by acook10 reviews
This is a story about a young girl named Taylor Hebert, who, as it turns out, is actually pretty bad at this whole 'narrating' thing.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/1/2017 - Complete
Essence Transfer by Heather Sinclair reviews
An evil Sith Priestess has Xander just were she wants him.
Crossover - Star Wars & Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,984 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 113 - Published: 5/25/2017 - Complete
Influenced Out of Normality by BakenandEggs reviews
The last thing Xander Harris expected to find out was that he was adopted. Well, no, Xander was pretty sure that the knowledge that Tony Stark was his real father was a hundred times more unexpected than that.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 106,518 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 2/13/2017 - [Xander H., Cordelia C.] - Complete
Hogwarts Protection System by kb0 reviews
If there are intent-based protective wards such as Albus erected around the Dursleys, how would Hogwarts be if it had some?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,347 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 2,384 - Follows: 984 - Published: 5/14/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Amelia B. - Complete
Ino Take Two by Lerris reviews
We have all read the stories where people get second chances. What if Ino Yamanaka gets that chance?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 73,083 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 175 - Published: 5/5/2017 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Hinata H. - Complete
Time Travel with a Twist by Shahismael reviews
One Shot - A random idea inspired by the usual Harry dies and his grim reaper sends him back in time and tells him to get together with his soul mate. But a thought popped into my head, why did it have to be Harry who was sent back. And thus this was born.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 304 - Published: 5/2/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Voldemort, Death - Complete
Squirrel's Luck by Racke reviews
Sakura's team fails to pass their jounin-sensei's test, and the Genin Corps loom high and daunting. But Sakura was always too stubborn for her own good.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,382 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 4/27/2017 - [Sakura H., Naruko U.] - Complete
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 227 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
(REWRITE POSTED AND COMPLETED ON SEP STORY) Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 56 - Words: 258,845 - Reviews: 4222 - Favs: 7,307 - Follows: 3,779 - Updated: 4/23/2017 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Play to Your Strengths by Lady FoxFire reviews
Before the first task in the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Moody told Harry to 'play to your strengths' and Harry took those words to heart. Of course the Wizard World was less than pleased with the new Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,054 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 2,920 - Follows: 1,370 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
This is the Scroll that Never Ends… by Lady FoxFire reviews
There is a time to follow the rules and time when you should break them. And there is a time you need to be smack across the back of the head to be reminded which is which.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Old One-Two by Andrius reviews
Dudley's training makes a difference.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/22/2017 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Gamabunta by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Naruto and Neji's fight goes a little differently... [crack]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/14/2017 - Naruto U., Neji H., Gamabunta - Complete
Intersecting Realities by rightous malestrom reviews
Voldemort is back, he can be stopped but all things come at a price. Someone called for a hero but he said no, ripped from his own reality he jumps again. Will he be more helpful this time? AU femHarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 124,527 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 300 - Published: 4/13/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Booty by Luan Mao reviews
To the victor go the spoils. But if you don't grab what's in front of you when you have the chance, you'll end up with nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,941 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Harry P., Daphne G., Tracey D. - Complete
Harry Potter - The Curse of Undeath by MiNdZeRo reviews
Condemned with no assistance to face his trials, Harry finds aid in the darkest of places, changing the course of his life horribly. ***A story about Necromancy***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,599 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 368 - Published: 3/15/2017 - Complete
Dark Lord Potter by Selector reviews
Minority rule is hard.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 163 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Complete
Sukebe Goroshi by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Wherein Sarada learns the Sexy Jutsu and becomes more terrifying than anyone could have imagined. [crack]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,080 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 97 - Published: 3/7/2017 - Sasuke U., Konohamaru S., Boruto U., Sarada U. - Complete
The Problem with Magical Contracts by Souen11 reviews
What if... contracts really worked the way they are shown in Canon and most Fanfictions? Well if they did something like this might happen... Starts fourth year after Harry's name has come out of the Goblet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 243 - Published: 2/22/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Amalgum – Lockhart's Folly by tkepner reviews
Death wants free of its Master and proposes sending Harry back in time to avoid the unnecessary deaths in fighting Voldemort. Harry readily accepts, thinking he'll start anew as a Firstie. Instead, Harry's soul, magic, and memories end up at the beginning of Second Year — in GILDEROY LOCKHART!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 192,977 - Reviews: 2245 - Favs: 7,966 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 2/20/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Gilderoy L., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Once Upon Another Time by CatsAreCool reviews
If you could change time, would you do it? Harry learns more about the life he should have lived when he is faced with such a choice...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 315 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Complete
Play up, play up, and break the game! by Bakuraptor reviews
Oliver has one last shot at winning the Quidditch Cup before he leaves Hogwarts, and he's willing to do anything to make sure he does. No, really, anything. Absolutely anything. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,914 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 111 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Harry P., George W., Oliver W., Fred W. - Complete
Dumbledore's Next Great Adventure Part 1 by dunuelos reviews
In a Universe where Albus Dumbledore responded differently, he dies as a respected figure on June 24, 1991. He then is asked to go to a new universe and fix the mistakes of his alternate. What a mess. No Pairings yet (Not Canon). Year One Complete. Sequel will come - eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,376 - Reviews: 1921 - Favs: 5,200 - Follows: 4,959 - Updated: 2/10/2017 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D., Neville L. - Complete
Escape by SingularOddities reviews
AU. A marriage law is instigated during Hermione's sixth year. Hermione considers her options and makes her choice, it just wasn't the one they were expecting. By saving herself Hermione's decisions cause ripples to run through the Order. The game has changed, those left behind need to adapt to survive. Canon up to the HBP, Dumbledore lives, Horcrux are still in play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 314,387 - Reviews: 4379 - Favs: 8,411 - Follows: 5,418 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 4/26/2016 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
A Hard Lesson by dunuelos reviews
An Asgard Mothership is investigating another Quantum Universe when it is attacked by a species unknown. Through the information it gathers, its captain decides to teach the Minbari a hard lesson.
Crossover - Babylon 5 & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 164 - Published: 1/23/2017 - J. Sheridan, OC - Complete
Why Shouldn't You Get Fired, Again? by Right What Is Wrong reviews
Harry's dead, and his Death will get fired if Harry doesn't go back. Well... hmm. Let's think about this... /oneshot, mild angst, minor Dumbledore-bashing and Weasley-bashing; riff on Reptilia28's 'Don't Fear The Reaper' challenge/
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/21/2017 - Complete
The Goblet of Fire and The Not Terribly Uncommon Charm by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, crack, oneshot/ Suppose the Goblet of Fire really had been vulnerable to the Confundus Charm...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/19/2017 - Complete
Intended by LeQuin reviews
Harry has been in love with Hermione for years but she is marrying his best friend. During Ron and Hermione's wedding Harry finds himself having to work out why the leading official is calling Hermione 'Mrs. Potter' and how on earth that could have happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,290 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 2,199 - Follows: 623 - Published: 1/15/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Now Die by SpoonandJohn reviews
Hinata has been living behind a mask all her life, trying to be a good person—trying to be like Uzumaki Naruto. Then Neji pushes her too far during the Chūnin exams and everything begins to unravel.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,375 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 563 - Published: 12/28/2016 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Pureblood Traditions: by The Ferryman reviews
Or, how Hermione Granger usurped the role of the Boy-Who-Lived, circumvented the plans of Albus Dumbledore, instructed Lucius Malfoy in proper etiquette, undid the Greatest Dark Lord of Them All, and saved her parents, over a cup of tea and without setting off the Trace.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,696 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 173 - Published: 12/23/2016 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Voldemort - Complete
Greedy Ron And The Three Seconds Of Thinking Ahead by Right What Is Wrong reviews
It's that fanfiction plot again: Ron's been bribed by Dumbledore to pretend to befriend Harry and keep him down! Only... Ron's given this situation a bit of thought... /oneshot, Dumbledore-bashing, mild Ron-bashing, parody/
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/19/2016 - Ron W. - Complete
Armando Dippet And The Two Brain Cells To Rub Together by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/AU, oneshot/ Tom Riddle reports on his capture of the Heir of Slytherin. The Headmaster is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 707 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Harry Potter And The Very Quickly Resolved Plot by Right What Is Wrong reviews
/Crack, oneshot/ There are worse things in the world than death. They're just as effective, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/11/2016 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Fade to Black by Perspicacity reviews
Penelope Clearwater, Special Agent for the Department of Mysteries, accepts a job that turns out to be rather more than she'd expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,374 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/5/2016 - Harry P., Penelope C. - Complete
Lifetimes of Repetition by Racke reviews
Harriet Potter woke up in the cupboard under the stairs again. She isn't surprised. Hasn't been surprised by that in a very long time, actually. Fem!Harry, Time-travel, Femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 575 - Published: 11/27/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
The Great Taboo Turkey Shoot by bissek reviews
Everyone fears to speak his name, because doing so brings his followers to you. He never considered that such a thing is a double-edged sword.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 260 - Published: 11/20/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
But why? by Fairywm reviews
Dumbledore spins a tale, and Harry snaps. What's wrong with small acts of kindness? Not your normal Evil!Dumbledore. Grey!Harry. Character death. Not a HEA story. No recapping of Harry's schooling.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,480 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 155 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Aftermath by Corwalch reviews
This is another of those "How it Might've Gone" type of stories. The plunnie that dropped it off in my head came by after I read the first chapter of Bobmin356's story "The Queen Who Fell to Earth", but in this one Harry does die because of the dragon. This story is about what happened later that day.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,192 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 353 - Published: 11/15/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Remus L., Albus D. - Complete
World's Best Mum by BrilliantLady reviews
Have you ever wondered if there was a reason Petunia parented Dudley the way she did? She had a very good reason for spoiling him so – Petunia Dursley was determined to do nothing but the best for her son. Petunia & Lily friendship/rivalry. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/10/2016 - Lily Evans P., Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Tearing the World Asunder by Lucillia reviews
Dumbledore wasn't the only one with plots within plots running during the fight against Voldemort. Though young, another Gryffindor had his own plans for improving the world running, his own ideas how that would come to be, his own unwitting weapon to hone, and his own sacrifices to make for a Greater Good. (Oneshot).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/28/2016 - James P. - Complete
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,621 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Chunin Exams Sabotage by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Hokage has noticed a problem. His jonin senseis that teach the next generation get overambitious before the chunin exams and send in genin that aren't ready just yet. Well, as Hokage he has some tricks of his own to prevent that the talented new generation is burned before it can shine. An agent of chaos to mess up certain plans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,761 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 1,641 - Follows: 772 - Published: 10/15/2016 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Approximation Error Is Still Error by Forthwith16 reviews
Amortentia is not a love detector, no matter what Harry thinks or smells. Hermione explains this to him as thoroughly as possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Deadly Musical Fruit by Lady FoxFire reviews
Beans, beans, the musical fruit but it's also a deadly fruit and not just from the farts it produces
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 95 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Complete
Wrath of the Lich by Ruinous Virtue reviews
Taylor dies in the locker, hating everyone. Her tormentors, for hurting her over and over. Her peers, for standing by and watching as they tore her apart. The Winslow staff for ignoring her, for siding with her enemies. Her father, for failing to notice what was wrong, failing to save her. Her hate remakes her, turning her into the greatest evil the world has ever seen.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 83 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Skitter, Armsmaster - Complete
Bloodline Breeder by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry discovers a conspiracy at the end of his sixth year. He won't take what he found out lying down. And especially he won't allow for anybody to get his girl and finally make a move. Ideas and manipulations of an old man be damned. Oh, and Voldy also had to go. HP / HG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,999 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 2,380 - Follows: 978 - Published: 9/11/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sophistry and Dialectic by MBurris reviews
Harry gets smart and takes on the true Dark Lord in his life. And if he does it right, all he needs are words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,744 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 9/9/2016 - Published: 8/5/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tin Foiled by Haugh Wards reviews
After his second Occlumency lesson, Harry wonders if he could learn Occlumency another way. The twins of Hogwarts, Fred and George Weasley, share with him their greatest secret against Occlumency in order to help him overcome the difficulty.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 226 - Published: 9/3/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Jaunt by perh0nen reviews
Taylor is free. (x-post from SB)
Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 784 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Armsmaster, E. Piggot, Canary - Complete
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 5,053 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
Parental Guidance by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Taylor thought she had kept her powers hidden from her parents. Little did she know, it was actually the other way around. Kleptomania ensues.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,244 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 496 - Published: 8/17/2016 - Skitter, Danny H. - Complete
Bugging Shining by GBRK reviews
Taylor is reincarnated into the Naruto universe, replacing Shino. short oneshot, chuunin exams.
Crossover - Naruto & Worm - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 122 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Kiba I., Gaara, Kankuro, Skitter - Complete
Redirection by White Angel of Auralon reviews
After a prank gone too far, Sirius Black realises that things have to change. He never wanted to follow the path of his parents and the realisation that, in certain ways, he was like them wasn't good. His life from there on took another direction. One person certainly found this new Black heir very interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,855 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 1,124 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
The Dark Lord Never Died by Starfox5 reviews
Voldemort was defeated on Halloween 1981, but Lucius Malfoy faked his survival to take over Britain in his name. Almost 20 years later, the Dark Lord returns to a very different Britain - but Malfoy won't give up his power. And Dumbledore sees an opportunity to deal with both. Caught up in all of this are two young people on different sides.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 179,592 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 2/6/2016 - [Ron W., Hermione G.] Lucius M., Albus D. - Complete
Lessons From a Grateful Veela by PD31 reviews
Fleur decides that Harry should be rewarded for saving her sister from the lake in the second task.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,614 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 3,407 - Follows: 1,901 - Updated: 7/17/2016 - Published: 5/20/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] - Complete
Ghost Strike by flabbyknight reviews
The High Inquisitor pays a visit to History of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/6/2016 - Dolores U., C. Binns - Complete
A Little Knowledge by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. Wherein the Mirror of Erised proves to be the ultimate Deus Ex Machina.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 316 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Harry P., Mirror of Erised - Complete
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3604 - Favs: 3,627 - Follows: 2,081 - Updated: 5/30/2016 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 1,835 - Follows: 955 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Petrification Proliferation by White Squirrel reviews
What would have been the appropriate response to a creature that can kill with a look being set loose in the only magical school in Britain? It would have been a lot more than a pat on the head from Dumbledore and a mug of hot cocoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,020 - Reviews: 1245 - Favs: 7,477 - Follows: 5,407 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/22/2015 - Harry P., Amelia B. - Complete
Security! by ack1308 reviews
A fanfiction writer finds himself within the story. What is he to do?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 486,945 - Reviews: 1319 - Favs: 2,739 - Follows: 1,958 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 5/25/2014 - Skitter, Panacea, OC, Scion - Complete
Thanks for Nothing by megamatt09 reviews
Harry Potter receives an Order of Merlin for defeating Voldemort and has something to get off of his chest. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 229 - Published: 5/1/2016 - Complete
One Good Man by Rorschach's Blot reviews
On her final cruise, the Enterprise-A encounters a damaged ship filled with refugees and captained by Mirror Universe Khan Noonien Singh.
StarTrek: Other - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 4/25/2016 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Complete
The Sum of Their Parts by holdmybeer reviews
For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 143,267 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 6,952 - Follows: 3,032 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 3/24/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., George W. - Complete
Harry Brown by mjimeyg reviews
Harry is rescued by a woman in a market and her sons when they accidentally discover the abuse he has suffered from the Dursleys. The world now has to deal with a wizard raised by one Agnes Brown.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mrs. Brown's Boys - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,659 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 2,786 - Follows: 933 - Published: 4/11/2016 - [Harry P., Fleur D.] Agnes B. - Complete
The Lady of Slytherin-The Marriage Contract by Nemesis13 reviews
It's fifth year, Lillith Potter is already annoyed with Umbridge still being amongst the living and having to study for her OWLs when she receives a letter from the Ministry. She is required, by law, to marry a significantly older wizard to 'Preserve Her Bloodline' in a heavy handed attempt to control her future. More the fools are they. Dark Humor One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 354 - Published: 3/31/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Fear of the Name by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
It has been six years since Lord Voldemort attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone and was reduced to a weakened spirit (again). Now he's back and ready to begin again. The problem is, nobody remembers him. [AU] [no pairing] [One-shot]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Harry P., Lucius M., Voldemort, Walden M. - Complete
Rewriting History by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto goes back in time. Though he won't be going back as himself since the time in which he will enter will be before his birth. He has been tasked by the Shinigami with fixing the future by repairing the past around a crucial moment during the Second Shinobi War. Preventing the Uzumaki Clan's destruction. Minor Bleach crossover. Very minor!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,472 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 3,891 - Follows: 2,583 - Updated: 3/19/2016 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Naruto U. - Complete
Gaming the Wizarding World by CubsKing reviews
Just after being selected by the Goblet of Fire, Harry Potter discovers a book that will change his life. Fusion with The Gamer manhwa.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,356 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 2,391 - Follows: 1,420 - Updated: 3/12/2016 - Published: 2/15/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2319 - Favs: 7,893 - Follows: 5,563 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Harry's Propaganda by Fairywm reviews
What if Harry read the Daily Prophet all the way through after his fourth year and didn't like what he read and fought back by taking a page out of Muggle history books on propaganda? Independent Harry, who leaves the Wizarding World to fend for itself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,978 - Follows: 733 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
Worldwar: Missionaries Down to Earth by AlbertG reviews
The Race has been freed from from the grip of Colonial conquest in less than two weeks. The writing is on the wall and now The people of Kobol must make nice with monotheistic Earth. How can they do that? Well, send missionaries! Book III-Colonials to the 13th colony, er Earth!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 93,138 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Complete
The Statute of Not Needed by Lucillia reviews
Ever since that day in 1973 when all eyes were on Magneto, a certain law pretty much became completely unnecessary. Unfortunately, the wizards didn't get the memo...
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 287 - Published: 2/28/2016 - Harry P., Ron W., Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Homecoming by Robert Harrison reviews
The Eve Gate has stabilized and a final battle is gearing up. At stake? The cradle of humanity. One-shot story.
Crossover - Mass Effect & EVE Online - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,236 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/25/2016 - Admiral Hackett - Complete
We're Screwed by White Angel of Auralon reviews
The Wizarding World is confronted with a problem they never had to face before. The consquences of their own arrogance and bigotry. After Hogwarts lost dozens of students each year, they try to change things again. But what do you do if you realise that things aren't that easy? Sequel to Screw Them
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 39,652 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 3,044 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Minerva M. - Complete
The World of Tomorrow by Clell65619 reviews
During in the raid on the Ministry of Magic at the end of Harry's 5th year, Harry ended up in a firefight in the Time Room and vanished.
Crossover - Futurama & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,974 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 389 - Published: 2/1/2016 - Complete
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 4,457 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
How to Survive in the Wizarding World by Ashton Redde reviews
Usually a fangirl would go straight to Dumbledore upon falling into the wizarding world, right? And try not to bend rules and abuse loopholes to better herself, right? Wrong on all counts. Here's what happens when a girl just wants to live her life, save the world, and get stupidly rich along the way. Why the hell didn't Dumbledore try any of this shit? Oh yeah, wizards are stupid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,840 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/13/2016 - OC - Complete
Community Service by Balthanon reviews
Wherein Dumbledore trades a pair of socks, a package of chocolate frogs, and a warm fire for an extra day in the office and we learn that being well-rested is overrated.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
How his destiny suddenly didn't seem so bleak by Avana92 reviews
After hearing the prophecy and losing Sirius Harry is distraught, realizing he can't possible duel Voldemort, until Hermione makes him realize that that isn't necessary at all. Slightly AU and ignorant wizards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 93 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What Are You Doing? (Youth!) by SpoonandJohn reviews
When Tsunade is told by the Council that Naruto will never be Hokage, things start to spiral horribly out of control. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,034 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 2,188 - Follows: 738 - Published: 1/1/2016 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Tsunade S. - Complete
Finding Earth by Sable Cold reviews
The Tau'ri have a part to play in things to come.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,486 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
Bolt Fashion by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter knows that money can give you power and influence. He has learned that from a young age on, seeing how his relatives get away with many things. And others having way much more than you do can be a problem. Thus he starts his path to cause a small revolution in its own right. No matter if Dumbledore doesn't like it. Two-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,496 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 4,427 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 12/27/2015 - Published: 12/26/2015 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
One Punch Shirou by Sir Godot reviews
[One-Shot] x [One-Shot] Shirou Emiya - an ordinary boy who wants to be a hero. And to be a hero, one needs to be strong enough to save the people in need. However, when you are literally strong enough to win every battle with one punch, you notice that it's not quite as grand as it sounds... Now with additional Servant Puncher version! [FSN x One Punch-Man Crossover]
Crossover - Fate/stay night & One Punch Man/ワンパンマン - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 2,624 - Follows: 1,246 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Shirō E. - Complete
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4408 - Favs: 9,140 - Follows: 6,965 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ronald Weasley vs The Sorting Hat by BrilliantLady reviews
Ronald has trouble with his sorting, and argues with the hat - it doesn't go at all well. Completed silly drabble. Gratuitous Ron-bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 106 - Published: 12/19/2015 - Ron W., Sorting Hat - Complete
Hagrid Ruins Everything by BrilliantLady reviews
Hagrid really was a poor choice as someone to introduce Harry to the wizarding world – Harry was very unimpressed with his drinking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,889 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 251 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Rubeus H. - Complete
Free from Force by Haxong reviews
Darth Vader, the Chosen One of the force, makes a choice in the moment of his death and travels back in time to the beginning. This time, he will be his own Master. Stranded on Tattoine he decides to take in young Anakin and together with him prevent some of the bloodshed that is to come. There is only one problem: Vader is still very much a Sith and bloodshed is just so much fun.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 250,256 - Reviews: 2293 - Favs: 3,865 - Follows: 2,678 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
In My Time Of Dying by Alan Spencer reviews
Taylor triggers with the power to directly control another body.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,152 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 71 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Skitter - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 3,833 - Follows: 1,122 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
All Full of that Wizard Angst by CalamityJim reviews
Voldemort explains the source of magic to Harry. Crackfic. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 66 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews
With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,714 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 451 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Be Careful What You Wish for by kellineil reviews
What if one horcrux had survived but Voldemort was prevented from returning?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/17/2015 - Complete
What Was Your Plan? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 224 - Published: 11/13/2015 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Insane Asylum Escapees - Years 1-7 by Steve2 reviews
This is a series of oneshots involving Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Involves a boatload of sarcasm from Harry. Mr. Black makes an appearance. Books 1-7 - Completed! Crack-fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 61,362 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Order 66-S by Disco Shop Girl reviews
The order was to exterminate all Jedi: Past, Present and Future. Captain Rex has a different plan. Order 66-S: to save General Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,510 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 7/17/2015 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Obi-Wan K., Captain Rex - Complete
In Limbo by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 537 - Published: 11/4/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2638 - Favs: 10,717 - Follows: 7,435 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Missing Bijuu by Baron Zed reviews
Naruto has a confession to make to Tsunade and Jiraiya: he is no longer the jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi any more and hasn't been for about six years. Set right after the Kazekage Rescue Arc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,208 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 10/29/2015 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
You Mannequin Me Crazy by flabbyknight reviews
After Sasuke defection Naruto's and Sakura's relationship changes forever
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/27/2015 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
If Looks Could Kill by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: After Arthur Weasley nearly dies at the Ministry, Harry wonders why Voldemort's snake isn't something more exotic...really, no self-respecting Parseltongue should limit himself to something as mundane as a regular snake. In which Harry makes use of what he learned in Care of Magical Creatures, Kreacher is forced to cooperate, and the Chamber hides a new Secret..
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,243 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 6,056 - Follows: 1,865 - Published: 10/21/2015 - Complete
Team Seven's Hit List by dazai-san reviews
In which Team Seven make it back in time and generate a list of people they want to kill to fix the timeline. Those who overhear their conversation are simply disturbed by the content of their conversation. (Set during the Chuunin Exams.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 537 - Published: 10/19/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Honor Among Thieves by Bracketyjack reviews
An Honorverse AU. I know the story-arc of the Honorverse is one of its great glories, but haven't you ever, reading the latest best-selling doorstop, wanted radically to short-circuit the whole thing, and see those morally defective, small-souled Manticoran aristocrats taken down hard? And all Detweilers whatever fed to a passel of treecats, with BBQ sauce? I know I have ...
Honor Harrington - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 232,032 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter & the Girl Who Lived by SilverAegis reviews
Post HBP. When Harry wakes up & finds himself in a world where there is a female version of him running around, he immediately begins the steps to prevent his horrific future from happening with hers. No Slash/One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,138 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 719 - Follows: 353 - Published: 9/25/2015 - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Circle by Alan Spencer reviews
Taylor doesn't trigger in the locker.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 9/10/2015 - Complete
Justice by Alan Spencer reviews
Taylor Hebert just couldn't take it anymore. She had promised herself that she would be better than that, but it was time to stop holding back.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,812 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/6/2015 - Complete
Chaos and the Prophesy Magnet by Lucillia reviews
Family is always complicated, and there had to be at least one lifetime when they weren't at each-other's throats more often than they were friends.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Change of Heart by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,365 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Neo - Complete
Early Discovery by V-rcingetorix reviews
Humanity discovers the Prothean Ruins soon after the first Mars Colony. Discovery of alien life jumpstarts their space program ... and the saga begins. A series of cameos, covering approximately 50 years worth of various characters. Rated T for safety.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 125,691 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 8/21/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - D. Anderson, Admiral Hackett, Illusive Man - Complete
Buffie the Vampire Layer by Lady FoxFire reviews
On day a package was delivered to the Slayer house for Xander and one of the girls open it… And that was a bad thing.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 139 - Published: 8/15/2015 - Complete
Guyver Naruto by TheBeardedOne reviews
While exploring a secret base that he literally fell into, Naruto finds something that will change the course of the future... Beware all enemies, the Guyver has activated!
Crossover - Guyver & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 81 - Words: 181,423 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 1,279 - Follows: 920 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 2/8/2015 - Complete
Harry Potter the Muggle by rpeh reviews
In a world of sorcery and magic, strange events had always surrounded Harry Potter. One day, a knock on the door changes his life forever. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Like Me by KonohasBlackReaper reviews
During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 3,901 - Follows: 1,254 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Naruto U., Orochimaru - Complete
A Revelation by MSgt SilverDollar and Snake reviews
REVISED AND UPDATED: NON CANON Features a super powered Harry with lots of money, titles and all that rot. Its meant to entertain those who like those stories and bash my least favorite JKR chars. Harmony all the way. Minor Revision: 7/12/14
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,673 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,761 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Exploiting Wizarding Antiquity by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 1,156 - Follows: 543 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Harry P., OC, Flora C., Hestia C. - Complete
Nemesis by flabbyknight reviews
How the fight in the graveyard really ended.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/11/2015 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
And Why the Hell Not by ack1308 reviews
What if the Undersiders decided to use their powers to make money ... legally?
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 382 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Skitter, Grue, Tattletale, Bitch/Hellhound - Complete
Hope by Luan Mao reviews
Hope may be the most terrific influence on anyone
Worm - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/10/2015 - OC - Complete
The Practical Joker by Rumour of an Alchemist reviews
Alternate Universe. One shot. Peter Pettigrew reads about his own demise in a newspaper. Slightly frivolous piece. Rated 'T'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Peter P. - Complete
100 Percent BS by flabbyknight reviews
Dinah has a full proof plan to be the cool kid at school.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 60 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Dinah A. - Complete
The Floating Castle by Racke reviews
Her summon didn't appear, and nobody saw fit to question it. It'd been a cloudy day, and why should they've been looking upwards anyway?
Crossover - Familiar of Zero & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,769 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 6/6/2015 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Complete
Separated at Birth? by RumbleintheDumbles reviews
What if Ruby discovered she had a long-lost sibling? And another one? And another one? ...And another one? And... yeah, they really, really needed to call Dad.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 64 - Published: 6/4/2015 - OC, Team RWBY - Complete
A Good Teacher by lecturience reviews
COMPLETE. The other children in class stared at the teacher. Then they stared at Harry, then back to the teacher, then at Harry, in a never-ending loop. Harry found he couldn't blame them. Everything from the bespectacled emerald eyes to the messy black hair—the resemblance between them was uncanny!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,732 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 4,058 - Follows: 1,890 - Published: 6/2/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2346 - Favs: 5,308 - Follows: 3,864 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Timelooping Tinker by Thinker6 reviews
Oh no! The supergenius bomb tinker Bakuda has been trapped in an endless recursion of time! But don't despair, boys and girls! Blasting out of a piddling temporal anomaly will be child's play for the most explosive woman in the world! How hard could it be? (This is a totally insane humor crack fic, completely unlike my other long stories.)
Worm - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,424 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/18/2015 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Skitter, Bakuda, Contessa - Complete
Yule Ball Panic by Philosophize reviews
Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Again and Again by KurobaraIto reviews
Hyoudou Issei then woke up on his bed. On autopilot, his hand opened a drawer beside his bed and took a black permanent marker. '453' He wrote. For a normal person, those numbers could mean anything. But then again, Hyoudou Issei was not normal. "This is the 453rd time huh?"
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,012 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,399 - Follows: 602 - Published: 5/13/2015 - [H. Issei, Sona S.] - Complete
Blue Altered Fate by Vahn reviews
One Shot: Shirou Emiya meets the Magical Gunner Aoko from a young age. What would happen when one of the most broken person in the Nasuverse meets the most destructive?
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,856 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 679 - Published: 5/9/2015 - Shirō E. - Complete
Hermione's Brilliant Idea by Ares.Granger reviews
A fourth year fic. Harry is stuck in something he doesn't want to be in, Dumbledore's a manipulative bastard, Voldemort wants Harry dead, the school hates him...sounds like every year right? Well this year Hermione has a brilliant idea (or more than one) and her idea(s) change Harry's life, her life, and a big black dog's life too. AU and no idea which genre to put this under.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,200 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 6,039 - Follows: 3,210 - Updated: 5/8/2015 - Published: 3/8/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Clarity by ElectraSev5n reviews
It's all about your perspective, really. She may have been kidnapped by a lunatic, or this might be an interesting new employment opportunity. She'll hang around for now- she doesn't have anything better to do. This is the sequel to 'Vapors', an OC story that loosely follows the conventions of a SI. I don't recommend starting here, I really don't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 229,437 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 7/20/2014
The Greatest Infiltration Ever by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Who would've thought that paper-thin disguises would be that effective? One-shot. Dedicated to Igornerd because of a lost bet.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 219 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4574 - Favs: 10,575 - Follows: 7,577 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Wizard Oaths are Stupid by Smileyfax reviews
Nine ways wizard oaths would have completely derailed the plotline if they were an actual canon thing. Friends don't let friends make wizard oaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2015 - Complete
Always Read the Fine Print by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,463 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 1,843 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1302 - Favs: 2,338 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 36706 - Favs: 29,552 - Follows: 21,509 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 131 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Never Give Me A Marriage Law Challenge by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,772 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,352 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
Failings and Misunderstandings by Team Dragon Star reviews
Team 7's failure to pass the first stage of the Chunin exams leads to the fabled Sharingan slipping through Orochimaru's fingers, prompting the Snake Sannin to mark Hinata Hyuuga with the cursed seal. While Team 7 attempt to make up for not advancing to the next stage, Hinata has to deal with the consequences of bearing Orochimaru's mark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 210,509 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,642 - Follows: 2,242 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 4/27/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Sasuke U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
Hermione Granger deals with the marriage law the Wizengamot passed after Voldemort's defeat - in the style of the French Revolution. Old scores are settled but new enemies gather their forces, determined to crush the new British Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 127,718 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 2,219 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 2/28/2015 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K. - Complete
A Brutal Truth by BIG Z1776 reviews
What are the chances of a technical screw-up bringing Earth and the Colonies together? Not very high, at least that's what Lt. Kelsey Adama thought. Yet, here she is, on the brink of history where two supposedly long lost tribes of man are reunited. But when both sides have not seen one another for thousands of years and one has no intention of playing by the rules things get messy
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 211,291 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 805 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 2/17/2015 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Complete
Recursion by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
'Those who do not learn from their mistakes are doomed to repeat them' - sometimes literally so. A Harry Potter 'Groundhog Day' story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,219 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 305 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Susan B., Leanne - Complete
Not What I Was Expecting by Thuktun Flishithy reviews
Humorous oneshot. A very different Godzilla comes to save the day from the MUTOs, leaving everyone both baffled and amazed.
Godzilla - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,213 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/31/2015 - Complete
Diversion by Madrigal-in-training reviews
Naruto chooses a singularly odd method of distracting the S-ranked ninja who are out to kill him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 2,573 - Follows: 905 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 1021 - Favs: 8,151 - Follows: 2,461 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Don't look back in Anger by RobSt reviews
Can some angry words change everything?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,102 - Reviews: 5115 - Favs: 8,030 - Follows: 5,378 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Prologue to a Revolution by Starfox5 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, the prominent Death Eaters taken prisoners were tried and sentenced. But what happened to the rest of Voldemort's followers? What happened to the Snatchers and the others who did his bidding in the Ministry? Harry and Hermione are about to find out in the prologue to "Hermione Granger and the Marriage Law Revolution".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 130 - Published: 1/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Vehicular Manslaughter by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Fem!Shep finds a motorcycle. She invites Wrex along for a ride. The Warmaster accepts, though he fears he'll just be bored. That wasn't what he should have been afraid of...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/21/2015 - J. Garson, U. Wrex - Complete
Inheritances by Luan Mao reviews
Getting what's coming to you. And then fighting it. And then getting what's coming to you.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 108 - Published: 1/20/2015 - Complete
Dangerous and Deadly: Clash for the Stone by Kevin3 reviews
A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Myrtle, Q. Quirrell - Complete
God's Reward Part I: In Order To Finally Live A Peaceful Life by Cimer Chef Putin reviews
Lelouch, on the verge of death, has been given a chance to keep on living. Now he's back in time, and he intends to live on. Soon he'll be confronted with a dillemma : Is it possible for him to make this world peaceful while letting the two biggest monsters in history live ? One of them is Britannia, the other one is himself. SuzakuxEuphie and CCxLelouchxKallen. Time Travel fic
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 96,929 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 11/9/2014 - Lelouch L., C.C., Kallen S. - Complete
Game Saved by readerboy7 reviews
Not an alt-power, not a crossover. Taylor gets attacked by Über and Leet pre Lung. No bugs, just words.
Worm - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Skitter, Über, Leet - Complete
Unconventional Win by NarutosBrat reviews
They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,825 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 2,204 - Follows: 962 - Published: 12/27/2014 - Complete
Tricksters and Gods by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Loki's in for it now. Odin has had enough and has banished him to Earth to relearn some lessons. Too bad he hadn't paid attention to where Loki ended up. Now Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, has to deal with memories that aren't his own while he gets his revenge on those who sought to use him as a weapon. Can Harry regain what he lost, or will his past self take control first?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,615 - Reviews: 2050 - Favs: 9,059 - Follows: 5,863 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry's Happy Cursing by White Angel of Auralon reviews
A mysterious illness spreads all over wizarding Britain. No healer knows the reason and they are helpless in finding a solution. Though once the truth about the origins of the sickness come out, people Change their tune quickly. Just a one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,805 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 868 - Published: 12/7/2014 - Harry P., Helga H. - Complete
The Perils of Monologuing by White Squirrel reviews
One-shot. Voldemort catches Harry making a rookie mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 100 - Published: 12/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Greatest Prank Ever Played by Teufel1987 reviews
Who was the greatest prankster of all time in Hogwarts? Was it Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs, Purveyors of Aids to Magical Mischief-Makers? Or perhaps the ever innovative and brilliant Weasley twins? Maybe it is the next generation who have both Weasley and Marauder blood running through their veins. It certainly cannot be Harry Potter!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,859 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 227 - Published: 11/29/2014
Lex Luthor Triumphant by GuapoMendez reviews
Ch. 1: It's been 8 months since Superman disappeared. Ch. 2: What really happened that day when LexCorp Tower trembled? Ch. 3: Is it really Solitude when he's not alone? Ch. 4: Is his heart colder than the Antarctic? Ch. 5: It was a Dark Knight 6. Meanwhile... 7.- Making progress 8.- Truth is what I make of it. 9. Fiat justitia ruat caelum 10. A day in court. 11. Endgame. 12. Ω
Superman - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,776 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - General Zod/Dru-Zod, L. Luthor, Lois L. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2909 - Favs: 8,547 - Follows: 4,598 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Too Many Travellers by Inusitatus reviews
Harry letting himself get hit by Voldemort's killing curse had slightly different results in this particular AU!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,468 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 1,551 - Follows: 505 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Complete
Consequences Are For Lesser Mortals by Sarah1281 reviews
After it's all over, Sakura isn't sure why they're even bothering to pretend that they need to decide Sasuke's fate. Everyone knows that they've been planning to just ignore everything he's done since he left Konoha years ago and she honestly can't see a little thing like, oh, every little act of high treason Sasuke's committed since then changing any of that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 151 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Family Ties by Marwana reviews
When Sirius told Harry that all pure-blood families were interrelated, he wondered if he had other living family members. What he found changes everything, for both him and the war. Dark Fic. Full summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 99,912 - Reviews: 996 - Favs: 2,463 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Mass Effect 3: Return of the Nuke by BoredZero reviews
One Shot. An angry person walks in on a meeting and yells at the Admirals, reminding them about one of humanity's worst kept secret (nukes). Six months later, the Reapers invade.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 51 - Published: 11/3/2014 - Complete
Nocturnal, or Year of the Cat by forcedInduction reviews
It all started with the Polyjuice Incident. Second-year Harry and Hermione star in a very surreal romantic comedy. Featuring Ron "Lovable Comic Relief" Weasley and Luna "Not Dating Ron in my Stories" Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,117 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 2,636 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Luna L. - Complete
Returning to the Start by timunderwood9 reviews
Harry killed them once. Now that he is eleven he'll kill them again. Hermione knows her wonderful best friend has a huge secret, but that just means he needs her more. A H/Hr time travel romance where they don't become a couple until Hermione is twenty one, and Harry kills death eaters without the help of children.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,170 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 1,512 - Updated: 10/31/2014 - Published: 9/12/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Chosen Successor by Kyogre reviews
Oneshot. How Naruto Became the Sixth Hokage at Age Sixteen. (Completely honestly and legally.) Or, five conversations that didn't happen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 2,244 - Follows: 721 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Tsunade S. - Complete
Bowling For Hogwarts by zArkham reviews
Time and time again the Bad Guys do bad things and get away with it. Time and time again the Good Guys take the low blow and just soldier on with their upper lips stiff. What might happen if someone couldn't hold it together? How would Magical Britain react? More to the point; who would they blame? A little One-Shot in documentary style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,891 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 199 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Hermione G., Katie B., Parvati P., Ted T. - Complete
I have an Idea, Harry by Cloud Zen reviews
On the night of their wedding, Harry has a glass too much champagne, and accidentally gives Hermione an idea. Hermione plus Idea equals Changing the World as Everyone Knows It. Now a drabble repository. AU H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,911 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 10/13/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
WorldWar: The Balance Destroyed by AlbertG reviews
The 'Race', and the Colonials of Cyrannus each tried to conquer Earth. They both failed. The Race has a new colony now. The Colonials haven't finished yet. It's a bad combination all around because everyone's stubborn. Welcome to the galaxy at large.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,076 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Complete
House, DADA by TimeLoopedPowerGamer reviews
Dr. Gregory House, Head of the St. Mungo's Department of Diagnostic Magic, was hired as a teacher for the Defense Against the Dark Arts class at Hogwarts: '92-'93 school year. After months of pain, terror, and attacks on students – and also Slytherin's monster – Dumbledore finally decides he needs to deal with the situation before Minnie finds that Castration Curse in the library.
Crossover - Harry Potter & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Albus D., G. House - Complete
The Darkest Art by FluffyGonzalez reviews
Things are looking bad for the Death Eaters when Hermione immerses herself in dark forces which mankind was never meant to know—like compound interest and quarterly tax returns. Mainly Goblet of Fire. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,634 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 147 - Published: 10/7/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 13,475 - Follows: 6,219 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
Parents Spoil All The Fun by Manchester reviews
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare" - Ed Asner. Xander and Dawn have wed, settled in England while working for the New Council, produced a child, and now it's seventeen years later at a certain Scots magical castle.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Complete
Naruto: Guild Master by IdeasMaker reviews
Naruto never made it to Genin, since the Mizuki incident the council had all the power and rejected his entry. Without anything to go for, Naruto is left only for civilian work. Watch how the child of prophecy, the son of 4th Hokage and last heir of Uzumaki will change the ninja nation without becoming a ninja. [Warning] PLOT DRIVEN AND ZERO/NO DIALOGUE IN MY WRITING STYLE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,753 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Complete
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 2,292 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Unforgivable Tournament by questionablequotation reviews
ONE-SHOT: Harry asks an obvious question during his first class with Professor Moody...and everything changes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 5,457 - Follows: 1,793 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Ignoring the Obvious for Dummies by Tremor230 reviews
Over-the-top Oneshot Parody of a crackfic,over-stuffed in cliches tearing apart Fanfic in general and Wrong-boy-who-lived in particular,tried to give it a sort of plot, do not read with too high hope, I did my worst in this XD. AU,OOC and the lot, Rate M just to be safe, first try Oneshot/parody/crackfic, be gentle please. chall:how many cliche I used and which ones? tell in review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,178 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 49 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Hope Comes to Brockton Bay by ack1308 reviews
Worm is a dark world, a grim world. Everything is gritty, everyone has an agenda. The world itself is spiraling toward ruin. Enter Hope. She's just a nice kid with a unique set of superpowers, who only wants to help people. But will she have enough of an effect on the world to stave off disaster? Only time will tell. NOTE: Hope is an original character, created using the GURPS RPG.
Crossover - Misc. Games & Worm - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 127 - Words: 527,351 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - Skitter, Panacea, Danny H., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and bravery and - oh Harry - be careful! by Red Phoenix Dragon reviews
Hermione's brilliant logic solves the potion challenge then discovers an even bigger logic problem to solve in the Philosopher's Stone Quest, and she realizes that there was somewhere she really needed to be with someone who needed her so much more. Apologetic forgiven Snape with a manipulative, unforgiven, unhelpful, and bashed Dumbledore and Ronald. HHr NLLL Character deaths.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,848 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 8/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [Neville L., Luna L.] - Complete
I Have A PLan by Janara reviews
Harry Potter has a plan. A plan that will allow him to deal with Voldemort, Dumbledore, and everyone else who wants to rule his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 569 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Albus D. - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1631 - Favs: 10,703 - Follows: 4,214 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Mass Production by Andrius reviews
The power Voldemort knows not turns out to be something unexpected. One-shot, quite AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,333 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 224 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
TriWizard Alternatives by Larry Huss reviews
The TriWizard Tournament was a year-long plot by Voldemort's minions. Something that long and complicated with so many parts all having to mesh perfectly had many occasions when something could have gone wrong. Especially as some of the actions of the false Moody required experimental spells, never before attempted. Some minor glitches could have brought disaster for the villains.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/13/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Saving Sasuke by griffindork93 reviews
We were going back to save him from Madara, from the dark and from himself. Because if we saved Sasuke, we saved the world. Time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,229 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 892 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven - Complete
Fans Anonymous by Facepalmistry reviews
Fans are useless beings, safe from random, painful death only by the vagaries of plot armour - and more importantly as far as they're concerned, their dreams are doomed to failure by their methods. Herein, four young Academy students realise this a little earlier than otherwise. (Well, kinda - close enough, for eleven-year-olds...) Now onto epilogue/omakes!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,730 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
No More by The Seven of Us reviews
The Power He Knows Not helps Harry escape his abusive relatives at a young age. There is no looking back. Reborn from his ashes: Jim Evans, Shifter extraordinaire. Oneshot. By Ruby.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,476 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 309 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Severus S. - Complete
Match of Titans (or 'A Hearing Interrupted') by Marwana reviews
What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Fighting the fight - with words by Marwana reviews
He wasn't planning on fighting for people who were willing to paint him in a bad light, who were willing to use him and who were willing to sacrifice him to save themselves. He wasn't willing to fight for hypocrites, and he made sure to tell them that. Unofficial sequel to 'Match of Titans'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 163 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Dumbledore Is An Idiot by Manchester reviews
Alternative Potterverse drabble scenes when this Hogwarts Headmaster demonstrates (often very much to the cost of his health and/or dignity) that excessive lemon drop consumption obviously causes severe impairment to the higher brain functions.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 73 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Albus Potter: Nice Kid, Prospective Evil Overlord by Manchester reviews
A review for my concluded drabble series 'Dumbledore Is An Idiot' promptly led to even more ultra-short AU crackfic in the wizarding world a generation after the Harry Potter novels, as presented here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,674 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Albus Potter: Evil Overlording Again! by Manchester reviews
Everyone's back after the winter hols, so it's time once more to begin plotting to take over the wizarding world, bring complete doom to the populace, and have a few good giggles along the way. All in 100 word drabbles, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,706 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/25/2014 - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6800 - Favs: 14,775 - Follows: 9,563 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Split by JackPotr reviews
The Ministry 6 falls apart in their sixth year and Harry moves on and takes the world on without the help of his friends. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,775 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 1,449 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Susan B., Amelia B. - Complete
Vapors by ElectraSev5n reviews
This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 669,206 - Reviews: 5461 - Favs: 5,313 - Follows: 3,418 - Updated: 7/20/2014 - Published: 11/17/2013 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Liliko by White Angel of Auralon reviews
It's a really bad idea to drag a mother away from her child, especially if said child was in danger from a nine tailed demon fox. Add to that the manipulatons of two old men and you have one really angry kunoichi. What will happen when the control breaks?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 468 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Lily Evans P., Minato N., Kushina U. - Complete
Honey by Mark Geoffrey Norrish reviews
Voldemort persuades Harry to assist him in a war against unspeakable evil. Hermione gains a second father, and the Gryffindor boys discover that Animagus transformations are as hard as they sound. Meanwhile, the enigmatic, murderous Marionette Man unleashes destruction on the wizarding world. An AU fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 129,551 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Ruthless by AngelaStarCat reviews
COMPLETE. James Potter casts his own spell to protect his only son; but he was never as good with Charms as Lily was. (A more ruthless Harry Potter grows up to confront Voldemort). Dark!Harry. Slytherin!Harry HP/HG and then HP/HG/TN.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,083 - Reviews: 838 - Favs: 4,139 - Follows: 1,351 - Published: 6/29/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Theodore N. - Complete
Harry's Golden Nuggets by Snaggledog reviews
Harry takes charge of his fate and the war. He manipulates the wizarding world with revolts, scams and his own vast wealth, but even the best laid plans go awry. His mistake costs him more than he bargains for. Regardless, he is committed to making his crazy plan work. Begins after GoF - Some Dumbledore bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 147,742 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 1,012 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Disturbing Dreams of Delores Umbridge by Captain Compass reviews
What could possibly go wrong with Cornelius Fudge's brilliant plan during Harry Potter's fifth year? Does one dare to think about the happenings in the mind of a certain Senior Undersecretary? A series of slightly (im)possible scenes before Delores Umbridge first stood up in the Great Hall? What do her dreams foretell before she gets to the Welcoming Feast. Will be mostly crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,277 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/27/2014 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
A Different Death by Chronopie reviews
Voldemort kills Harry (temporarily) with the Elder Wand, which ought to make him the master, right? So here's an alternate look at what could have happened. An incomplete Oneshot, free to a good home, just give me some credit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Recipe for Change by Elunas reviews
Life, like it or not, Is always changing. See how one event, after the defeat of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, changes the Wizarding World more than they ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,890 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Acceleration by The-Chibi-Poe reviews
The results of her trip into the locker yield a different sort of administration for Taylor Hebert. Overwhelming power isn't a solution to all of your problems. Sometimes it creates more than it solves. A lesson that Taylor is going to learn all too well.
Crossover - Worm & Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 99,999 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 3,098 - Follows: 1,899 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Complete
The many puppets of Naruto by Kagaseo reviews
It is clear now. Obito was manipulated by Madara, who was influenced by Indra's chakra, who turned evil because of Zetsu, who was created by Kaguya. But who could be controlling Kaguya? Silly one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 218 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
One Misfired Spell Later by erbkaiser - closed account reviews
Harry is hit by a misfired undoing spell in third year and starts to remember things causing him to flee together with Hermione and a few others, including a godfather he didn't know he had. For Wizarding Britain and Dumbledore in particular old oaths and secrets are now brought to light. Dumbledore bashing, AU. / Story ends at the end of third year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,838 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 4,053 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B., Fleur D. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Catchy Subtitle reviews
What would happen if Harry Potter was raised by a pack of Evil Chinchillas? How the story would change if Hermione Granger was a tomboy? Will I ever learn how to write good summaries? Answers to this questions may or might not be found inside this collection of short stories. WARNING. The stories are only for people with strong nerves as they contain... bad grammar and spelling.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2014 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Harry P.
Revenge reviews
After killing Voldemort Harry leaves Britain for a year. Now he returns and his goal is to get even with people who betrayed him. Standard ELTH (Everyone Lies to Harry), AU after year six (summary inside), Manipulative Dumbledore/Weasleys, Cunning Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,947 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Harry P.
A crazy idea that might just work reviews
At the begging of the hunt for horcruxes Harry came up with a crazy idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,319 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 29 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P. - Complete