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Joined 08-03-12, id: 4173938, Profile Updated: 01-21-13
Author has written 2 stories for StarTrek: The Original Series, and Merlin.

Well, first off- I love writing, its my favorite pastime (that and reading). all time favorite books? Probably 'Lord Of The Rings' (that includes the movies :D)

I ship: spirk (spork, kock), merthur, destiel, sabriel, johnlock, and a little bit of balcifer I suppose. (i just dont write it) :D I think thats about it.

I'm the mommie of a destructive ferret named Jack, and a lazy bearded dragon named Sid. (Jack is a little bastard but I love him, and Sid refuses to poop anywhere but my bed xP)

a little about me: my name is Rachel, I'm still in highschool, I am unemployed but I volunteer at a local coffee shop, and I'm hopefully going to be volunteering at shelters for animals. :D

I don't have any piercings, I just haven't found the time... its not exactly top priority.

I LOVE BBC, I'm obsessed. I also love British accents. :)

I love anime, I read the books (technically thats manga) i watch the TV shows, as well as draw the characters. I like drawing, I've been doing that for awhile now, I fail at landscapes and buildings, but I have a knack for people. :)

I support gay marriage. (I just thought you should know)

my favorite TV shows (not in order, and some of these i just watch to pass the time) consist of:

Sherlock (BBC)

Supernatural

Monk

Merlin (BBC)

Doctor Who (BBC)

Get Smart

I Dream Of Jeannie

The Nanny

Charmed

Star Trek: TOS

Star Trek: TNG

The Office (U.S. and U.K.)

How I Met Your Mother

Columbo

Husbands (its not really a "TV" show, all the episodes are on youtube, i think its like a web show? i'm not sure)

Robin Hood (BBC)

Soul Eater

Ouran Highschool Host Club

Boys over flowers (or boys before flowers)

Kamisama kiss

Arby 'n' The chief (doesn't really count as a show, again; its sort of a web-show. if you're a halo fan, look it up!))

tbc...

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Trapped by EchoRose480 reviews
There was nothing but darkness. Merlin could see nothing. Could hear nothing of the screams of his friends, calling his name, pounding the cold, hard stone surrounding him, shutting him off from the light. Little does he know, they can. They can hear everything. (Rated T as a safety blanket for very mild language.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Merlin
Devil's Playground by Dean's Racy Ally reviews
High School AU. Destiel. Ordinarily most 16 years old would have a sweet sixteen, but for Castiel Novak it meant he was finally old enough for Rumspringa. The time when Amish adolescents can venture into the outside world and act like normal teenagers. Longer summary on the inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 61,650 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Perfectly Ridiculous by GothicFaery94 reviews
A game of Truth or Dare leads John and Sherlock to rethink their feelings for one another. Hey, at least it's not Cluedo. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,197 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Wind Keeper by FallonSong reviews
Dean had walked this path before. Destiel AU in which Dean is an angel hunter. One-shot.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,502 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Secret by BenedictPlease reviews
John/Sherlock and Irene/Molly. When something bad happens to John, Sherlock finds it hard to keep away... Post-Reichenbach
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,938 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Starbook by Silas Dark reviews
Welcome to Starbook! Starbook is an interactive social network for members of Starfleet to stay in contact with friends and family. With Starbook, you can stay connected more ways than ever! / General Nonsense / SPIRK Kirk/Spock & SCONES Bones/Scotty
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,163 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 2/17/2010
Laura at the Council by Pants of Mirkwood reviews
What would happen if instead of having a council about the Ring, there was a council about a certain fanfiction? And what does Agent Smith... I mean, Elrond have to do with it?
Crossover - Matrix & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Smith, A., Legolas
100 Reasons Why You Should Have Sex With Me by Gaarin reviews
Jim's already fallen hard for the Vulcan. He just has to get him into bed now. And how difficult could that be... right? Spirk with Chulu as a side pairing. Rated for suggestive material, language, drinking, and eventually sex. Chapters will be shortish.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Seen it coming by MarlaMonster reviews
Jim comes to a realization that throws him for a loop. Will he be able to handle holding it in? How will it all end? eventual SLASH Spirk later Scones
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,351 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Watching John by Nnoitra-Szayel reviews
ficlet. The skull is plotting to get rid of Sherlock. hints of Sherlock/Skull?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/4/2012 - John W. - Complete
DrinkingHe doesnt drink by PimpNinjaVannah reviews
Sherlock doesnt drink...right? Yaoi Sherlock/John Dont like blah blah!
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Texting makes everything faster by PimpNinjaVannah reviews
Texting DOES make everything faster, doesnt it? t for language Sherlock/John I dont own anything sad to say!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sure, blame Christmas by PimpNinjaVannah reviews
Last chapter! There you go...RRA
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sweet Cherry Pie by MyVampireBunny reviews
In which Cas likes pie and Dean doesn't even know. short Destiel fluff
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Chocolate With Spiky Bits by meggie272 reviews
Sherlock analyses John's feelings for him and is infuriatingly accurate. Mild John/Sherlock slash, a tad of swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,397 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Magpies For Sherlock by PimpNinjaVannah reviews
Extra for 3's for a girl are up! Got any ideas? Tell me! If not thank you for reading,RRA and continue to enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,697 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Five Men Sherlock Dated by shooting-stetsons reviews
and the one who was there long after they had gone. Girl!Sherlock/John; warnings for violence
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Rollerskating? How illogical by kathrynw221291 reviews
Spock/Kirk...Amanda takes Spock roller skating while visiting relatives in Iowa...who should he meet there but Jim Kirk.It will be multi-chapter. Teenage Kirk Spock kinda AU I suppose...just lots of cuteness, SEX IN LATER CHAPTERS...JUST SO YOU KNOW
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 78,728 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
How We Met by isis-sg1 reviews
Merlin/Arthur AU - Merlin and Arthur meet by complete accident, and when I say accident I mean Arthur accidentally runs over Merlin's foot with his car.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Kirk v Random by SylviaW1991 reviews
Captain Kirk reminisces about a recently discovered planet and it's inhabitants then has a rather... peculiar dream involving them. WARNING: TWILIGHT BASHING AHEAD
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Impersonations by camelot4eva reviews
Morgana impersonates her twin brother to get what she wants and ends up doing what she never expected. Falls for her brothers room mate Merlin. M/M. Enjoy. Rated T for language.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Merlin, Morgana - Complete
No shirts, no shoes, and a few big problems by Mazereader reviews
ya know how everyone writes something like 'Jim wishes he could change the dress code... to something more revealing well here it is, the enterprise gets a new dress code... now with plot, and some wierd extra's and M abd fewer speling mistakes...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,723 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
LET YOUR HEART BE LIGHT by Vanessa Sgroi reviews
A tag to "A Very Supernatural Christmas". Sam gave Dean his last Christmas. But it comes at a high emotional price. Written for the Summer of Sam Love fic challenge.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
The LOLCat Syndrome by SylviaW1991 reviews
The USS Enterprise crew has been turned into cats! Just a lil drabble based on a pic I'm sure we've all seen!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
This 'Caring' Lark by PrincessNala reviews
And that was the moment Sherlock mused that maybe this 'caring' lark wasn't such a bad thing after all. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/10/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rain by kaitouahiru reviews
It's raining and Dean doesn't know how he knows but he knows something is wrong with Castiel. Destiel
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
For a fist full of Dollars by Mazereader reviews
An AU where everyone's out in the wild west, there will be Spirk but that is a while in coming, DONT just discount it cause it's western please, over all it's the crew's many adventures in a brand new town, Background only for right now...not M yet but...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Western/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 5/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
AnaStarTrek by SylviaW1991 reviews
When Spock was only 8, his family was murdered by Nero and his memories were lost. 15 years later, Jim has a plan to locate the lost Spock and return him to his mother. But with Nero back, will Jim succeed or will Spock die an unknown? Scora, Spirk, Chulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,461 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Spock In Wonderprise by Terminally Ambivalent reviews
When Spock finds himself confronted with the pressure of a betrothal bond completion and the undergoing of Kolinehr, he also finds himself falling down into a world where every being and creature lends themselves to change his state of mind. Spirk, K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,564 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Spock
150 Lessons We've Learned by beyond-the-twilight reviews
Ever wondered what we've learned from Supernatural? Well, here's 150 lessons Supernatural has taught us! Mainly Sam&Dean but has other characters involved as well.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Can We Keep Him? by Silas Dark reviews
After visiting an alien planet, Kirk is suddenly changed into a dog! Spin off of my other story 'The Feline Way'. Featuring doggy!Kirk. Rated for the occasional minor language. Slow building Kirk/Spock. COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,019 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Mini Spock's Adventures by Panic-Revelation reviews
Spock has a problem. Jim is extremely amused. Spirk in later Chapters.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Feline Way by Silas Dark reviews
Spock is turned into a cat after visiting an alien planet! Featuring: Kitty!Spock! Rated for low to occasional minor language. Slow building Kirk/Spock. COMPLETE!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Everyday Winchesters by Meggin Lane and Orange Autumn reviews
Ever wonder what Dean and Sam do when they're not hunting Supernatural things?
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Phobia by Darkest-Doctor reviews
Jack wants to know what the Doctor is afraid of. JackDoctor slash oneshot
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Complete
The Tragedy of Supernatural by Spectral Scribe reviews
Supernatural: Shakespeare Style! Sam and Dean talk about visions, crude humor, and killing things. Rated S for Silly. Comments and suggestions may force me to write more.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2006 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Parody Songs by TureniAraucasere reviews
A collection of songs rewritten to be hilarious parodies. That's about it...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 7/31/2006
Not Again by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Legolas finds himself pregnant. Again.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Legolas
LOTR the Parody by Zero Tsubasa no Kami reviews
It's a LOTR parody, duh. AAAAAAHHHHHHHH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2002
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twin brothers reviews
Merlin's twin brother comes to Camelot to visit him, hilarity ensues, and secrets are revealed. We'll see where this goes. UPDATE: Sorry guys, I've officially abandoned this fic. I feel really bad about it, but I just don't have the time. (Or the inspiration.)
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,235 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Merlin, Arthur
Stuck in the middle reviews
my take on how, if Spock and Jim ever fell in love, how it would happen. They beam onto a planet where a fierce tribe are trying to kill Spock because he resembles the members of another tribe that they are currently at war with. You also meet beau, and t'jezt. Who play a big part in the story. spock/kirk and very brief spock/OC
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,168 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete