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Joined 08-03-12, id: 4174168, Profile Updated: 09-16-13
Author has written 3 stories for Star Wars, Thor, and Lord of the Rings.

Hey! I'm AaylaKit of Niflheim, and this is my fanfiction account. As you've probably guessed.

NOTE: If you're coming to my profile because I left a negative review on your story, please stop and reconsider before you send an angry message complaining about how much you hate me. Seriously.

FANDOM: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Merlin, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Star Trek (mainly TOS), Homestuck, and The Avengers.

NAME: You can call me AK, Aayla, or AaylaKit. My nickname given by my sister is Lokasenna.

AGE/LOCATION/STUFF I'M NEVER GIVING OUT: Not telling.

GENDER: I'm female.


For any PSAs and whatever that I feel like giving out, look at Vana Jedi's page on Fictionpress.


MY STORIES:

Captives of a Strange and Cruel Mind: I'm working on it! I'm working on it! Admittedly, it's going slower than I'd like...

Far More Realms Than Nine: Yeah, if I get the chance I'll update this. I don't really like it, though, so I might end up deleting it at some point.

The Last Ringbearer: One-shot. Done.

UPCOMING STORIES:

What I have planned is to make a story with eleven Homestuck troll OCs (and my own). However, it's going to have to wait for a while. If you really want, you can PM me your OC, but don't expect anything back from me anytime soon.


THINGS I SHIP: Star Wars: Aayla Secura/Kit Fisto (does it show?), uhhh, more that I can't remember. I really need to keep up on my Star Wars stuff.

Lord of the Rings: Eowyn and Faramir, and I have a bit of a love/hate relationship with Sam/Frodo. (I'll read it, if it's good, if it's not, I'll hate it even more.)

Homestuck: Oh, wow, this is the big one. Um, I like caliginous John/Karkat. And I guess that ridiculously awful rap-off with Gamzee and Tavros has made me like them too. And then there's Rose and Kanaya, of course. And I don't ship it, but God do I love the pairing name for Sollux and Tavros. (Sick. Firewalls. Yes, that's it. Yes, I cackled for at least an hour after seeing it. Don't look at me weird. I'm sure you did too.)

THINGS I LIKE: Oooh, Norse mythology! (And if you guys know what Thor and Loki are ACTUALLY supposed to look like, you go up another level in awesomeness. When it comes to Thor, think more Volstagg than Chris Hemsworth.) Greek mythology is awesome too. Egyptian is really weird, though. I love humorous stories, and occasionally some good angstyness if it's well-written. Authors who respond to reviews (it's a really good way to keep anonymous reviewers reviewing. It makes us feel like the author actively cares about our opinions), really good OCs, Boba Fett, my sister (her username's Vana Jedi), steampunk (sound weird? I totally love the style of it), Star Wars, Doctor Who, the Avengers, Merlin, LORD OF THE RINGS, Sherlock. There's probably more.

THINGS I DON'T LIKE: When people say "I suck at summaries" in their summary. Typically the summary was perfectly fine before they added it. Peope who say that they're so book-nerdy because they happened to read Twilight (that...THING...is not a book), pairings with clones of Jango Fett apart from Boba (it's a good idea in theory, but they age twice as fast, making for a heck of an age difference pretty quickly), OCs who are female clones, Tenth Walkers, and some other stuff that I'm not going to mention because I don't want to seem pessimistic, even though I occasionally am.


AAYLAKIT OF NIFLHEIM'S FANFICTION CHALLENGES: This is where I put stuff that I'd love to see done, but have tried and am unable to do. (I swear Boba's character was created for the sheer purpose of tormenting me with its unattainability). Use them for prompts if you wish. They're really random, but will hopefully give you ideas. More will come. And hopefully these are good enough so that you can get some use out of them. (I really want to see these! Send the link to me so I can see them! If, of course, you're wonderful/bored/crazy enough to do them... *hopeful smile*)
1. Write a oneshot of any pairing or genre that is based around the theme of l'espirit de l'escalier. (That's the act of thinking of a comeback when it's too late to deliver it. For Hitchhiker's geeks, it's like a man saying "and another thing" twenty minutes after he's admitted he's lost the arguement.)
2. This one's just for the Avengers archive. Loki has always been good at lying, so how will the team handle it when he uses their deepest fears/secrets/I don't know, you're in charge here against them? Bonus points if a member turns to Loki's side.
3. This Star Wars one is only because there is a severe lack of stories (read: NONE) that have it, and I really want to see it, so yeah, it's all for me. Someone please write a story with Ahsoka Tano and Boba Fett that is friendship, not romance.
4. Another one for everyone. A villain (be it Darth Vader, Loki, the Master, or someone else), is revealed to have been working for another side (the Rebels, the Avengers, the Doctor...hey, why do they all begin with "the"?) all along.
5. I want a LOTR Dark!Samwise fic. I don't believe one exists. Still, I really want one...
6. One character gets a potion that will give them the one thing they most desire (invincibility, love, the destruction of their enemies...). The catch? It works only for one day.
EDIT: I decided to make number 5 a reality! I'm sure one of you guys could do better, but you'll see it on my stories. It's called "The Last Ringbearer".
EDIT 2: A wonderful person named TheDoctorCT-21-0408 has made number 3 a reality as well.


SOME TOTALLY AWESOME QUOTES AND STUFF:

"I'm not weird, I'm just crazy!" -My sister, Vana Jedi

"I am Loki of Asgard, and I am burdened with glorious purpose."- Loki

"YOU DO NOT REQUIRE TEA?"- A Dalek

"THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!" -Legolas

"Reality doesn't care if you believe it."- Boba Fett

"This guy's brain is a bag full of cats."- Bruce Banner

"SOMEDAY I WILL TOWER OVER EVERYONE! With a stool."- A friend of mine who is short

"Don't leave me here alone! Don't go where I can't follow!" -Samwise Gamgee (I CRY. EVERY TIME.)

"aRE YOU READY TO GET TROLLLLLED, wITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR MISERABLE HUMAN CORTEX," -Tavros Nitram, my absolute favorite troll, partly because my sister says that I end up stuttering worse than him when I undergo that curse of humanity known as social interaction.

"I'm the Doctor, I'm worse than everybody's aunt!"- The Doctor

"UTINI!"- A Jawa

"Did I just fangirl over Sauron?"-Vana Jedi again

"Stop talking, you're lowering the IQ of everyone in this room." -Sherlock Holmes (Sherlock TV series, not actual books, although I have read those)

"Why you stuck up, half witted, scruffy looking nerfherder!"- Princess Leia Organa


Don't spam or troll me. It's not the Jedi way, and, well, I just invited a ton of trolls there, huh? Still, most of you guys are pretty terrible trolls, anyway. I mean, there's an art to it, you know? Y'know, next time I'm just copying and pasting Tavros' awful rapping at you until you give up.

PM me if you want to talk! (I honestly was not expecting people to actually PM me. But hey. I like talking with you guys. You're cool. Cooler than me, at least.)

I'm on DeviantArt as StillReadingBooks. It's all digital art there, so sadly you can't see my awesome drawings because I have no idea in all the Nine Realms how to work a scanner. (This is NOT the place to send me a PM about how I can buy a new scanner and get fifty percent off it.)

Think that's it for my profile. Check out my stories, please! I have not abandoned them, but my school is one of those long and torturous ones that believes that Fun is an abbreviation for Flying Under Nooses-- that is, something that should not be done, ever.(Unless you really like getting hanged...) So if I'm not in school, I'm probably doing school work. But I write when I can.

-AaylaKit of Niflheim

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Redemption by Ebonrune reviews
A century after Loki's imprisonment, someone would eventually check on the prisoner-the monster, the traitor. This someone wore a red cape and held a hammer, but that's insignificant. What does matter is what he saw, scrawled in blood on the grimy floor-words that were a hundred years too late: 'I am sorry'. But is anything ever too late?
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,091 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 9/16/2012
Team Building for Avengers by phantomcat97 reviews
From team mates to friends, and from friends to family. Follow the Avengers through it all, and by 'all', I mean their whimsical day-to-day happenings in the Avengers Tower. This is a collection of funny, fluffy oneshots that have no particular order or point. Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,830 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/8 - Published: 10/8/2012
Mando Poetry by MsLanna reviews
Yes indeed, poetry in Mando; with translations. Currently: Ramaanla Kadala
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
A NotSoNormal Week 4 by Bluesaber3 reviews
Read the title. Enough said.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,811 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin Skywalker
One Sue to Rule Them All by Bronze Cat reviews
The Council of Elrond is interrupted by a most unwelcome visitor and not even Gandalf and Elrond can fight off her powers. She is the deadly, the terrible, Mary Sue. Now a multi-chapter featuring the Fabulous Saruman, Orcs who shimmy, llamas, as many coconuts as you could want and the one and only Julian. And poor Sauron isn't exactly feeling himself either...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,761 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Sauron, Glorfindel
Sixteen Ways to Annoy the Hobbits by The Sherlocked Phan of Bag End reviews
Who knew there were so many different ways to irritate the hobbits? Including singing "heigh-ho" whenever they go past, calling them adorable all the time, and telling them they could do without second breakfast because they're too fat anyway. A collection of ficlets approximately 300-400 words apiece.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20 - Published: 8/23/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G., Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
To Believe or Not to Believe, That is the Question by KnightlyWordsmith reviews
You've all read those Mary Sue stories. A helpless earthling falls into Middle Earth, and joins the Fellowship, gaining the attentions of a certain elven Prince in the process. Well, the same thing happened to me. The problem? I'm no Mary-Sue. First off my name is Gary.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012
Lord of the Rings Fanfiction Guide by nerdydarkcupcake reviews
Do you want to write a decent Lord of the Rings fanfiction but are sketchy on certain topics? Are you unsure of how to not create the all-too-common Mary-Sue in this fandom or make the canons in-character? Well, this guide will help you overcome these troublesome problems. With the wisdom of experiance on my side, I will try my best to help you.. Okay, ignore the wisdom part XD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,203 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012
How Vriska Stole 12th Perigee by AOA404 reviews
Vriska is upset that she never got to celebrate 12th Perigee like the other trolls. But this year, she comes up with a scheme to make sure NOBODY gets to enjoy it! With the help of her unwilling accomplice Tavros, will her evil plan to steal the holiday work!
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/16/2013 - Vriska S., Tavros N., Doc Scratch - Complete
Avengers and Social Networking by NowAskYourself-WhatWouldLokiDo reviews
What if the Avengers all had various social networking accounts? The results are in...it's going to be a disaster. Chapter 19: Fanfiction Part 2
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,640 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Loki
Blades by Fred-104 reviews
Kit Fisto stories. 'Cause I'm a geek. T for future chapters, and by that I mean violence, and because K sounds childish.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 17,351 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Kit Fisto, Aayla Secura
62 Things the Avengers are Not Allowed to Do by Kaitaru Stark-Laufeyson reviews
Coulson starts to write up rules as to the things that the Avengers are not allowed to do based on the daily happenings whilst on the Helicarrier. 62 of them in fact. T for swearing etc.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 25,292 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson
Discovering Fanfiction by sudoku reviews
Just as the title says, the team discovers there are a lot of fanfictions dedicated to them. How would they react? A new chapter in which Coulson lives, the Avengers demand an explanation, poor Agent Sydney Young feels like he is in a circus.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,180 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor
A Glimpse of Contrast by mtfrosty reviews
Collection of drabbles exploring the world of contrast, where one person is hated, the other is loved, and some things are taken apart while others are put together. More to come...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,435 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 1/31/2012
The Jedi Council: Behind the Scenes by WearTheMask reviews
What really happens during an average day of the Jedi Council. Parody. Meaning much OOCness. Read and review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,970 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 6/5/2005
Survive a horror movie by MysticFantasy reviews
Steve thinks it's all a prank when Clint and Tony give him a book that tells him how to survive being trapped in a horror movie.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
How to Train Your Mary-Sue by Heidi Erickson reviews
An evil Mary-Sue prepares her dominion over Middle-earth (and the rest of the fiction and fan fiction universe) with the use of three very, very wicked Mary-Sues . . . if you want to learn how to train your Mary-Sue, click here to find out!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,188 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 7/9/2011
Undone by Artemis-M reviews
He was supposed to go to Asgard. Instead, they took him back. To them. To the ones that caught him when he fell, the creatures that inhabited his nightmares and forced his actions. They weren't supposed to take him back.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,206 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Thor, Loki
Don't Call Us, We'll Call You by Vana Jedi reviews
Fury forces the Avengers to hold job interviews for a new position. There are OCs, of course, but don't worry as none of them really have an important role other than humor. None of them are intended to be best friends of the Avengers, Mary Sues, or Gary Stus unless in parody.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,519 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S.
AVENGERS! The Musical by SonicStratagem reviews
New Song: "Born To Be King" - Chapter 8 / "Born This Way" - Lady Gaga
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 17,281 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Loki
A Shoulder to Cry on by WhovianJedi reviews
Ahsoka visits Boba in prison, and tries comforting him. Written for a challenge by AaylaKitofNiflheim.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Ahsoka T., Boba Fett - Complete
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis by Sanna Black Slytherin reviews
When Harry went down to the Chamber of Secrets, he didn't realize that it would trigger long-buried memories of his former life – the life of Salazar Slytherin. Enemies arise as Harry struggles to reconcile his two lives. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,587 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/19/2013 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B., Salazar S.
Star Wars:Random Edition by Epic Duck reviews
Seriously,these guys belong in a mental asylum...
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K.
House Arrest by roxypony reviews
Why the Avengers can't have nice things. UPDATED: happy birthday, Fury! They're bringing the party to you.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Loki
101 Ways To Kill Jar Jar Binks by Ohfortheloveofpete reviews
Anakin Skywalker is sick and tired of putting up with Jar Jar Binks and his obnoxious behavior...so he's decided to put him to death over and over again! Inspired by another character-bashing story 101 Ways To Kill Scrappy...
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Jar Jar B. - Complete
The Book Keeper by Unfathomable Chaos reviews
Characters are nothing but a figment of our imaginations. When we want to escape from the real world we give legitimate qualities to something that is not real. We fall in love with them and make them apart of our every day lives. Everywhere we go they are with us. In the end, we have to accept the real world and it is much harder to let them go than it is for them to set us free.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,602 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Frodo B. - Complete
Both Born to be Kings by Vana Jedi reviews
After Prince Loki of Jotunheim and Prince Thor of Asgard's first meeting in the snow, peace talks lead to Loki being trapped in an Asgardian form.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,709 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Thor, Loki
Thirteen by Yaya The Elf reviews
Thirteen padawans are destined to die in an act of revenge. They disappear without a trace, and the only way to know who has been chosen is if a replica doll of the padawan is found on their bed. Ahsoka Tano has been chosen as the thirteenth, and Anakin Skywalker must save her and the others before it's too late.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,339 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ahsoka T., Anakin S.
This Means War! by freedom-born803 reviews
When an innocent attempt to annoy Mace Windu goes wrong... oh, the possibilities. This story is finally reaching its close. Only a few chapters to go and it will be complete!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 43,195 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/30/2012 - Published: 11/26/2011 - M. Windu, K. Fisto
How Middle-Earth Turned Into Mars by Gigigue reviews
How Middle-Earth turned into Mars. There. It's pretty self-explanatory. If you need help, go through it word by word: How, Middle, Earth, turned, into, Mars. Got it? Good. Now click on this story and read it. One-shot. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Samwise G., Peregrin T. - Complete
Dear Fanfiction Writers by LittleBabeBlue reviews
The cast of the Avengers have some things to say... Written by ALazyFriend who is using my account
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012
Sarcasm Isn't an Answer for Everything by thebattletardis reviews
Juliette is an under-appreciated fantastically sarcastic genius who comes from a family of jerks. The only thing she wants is a chance to be her own person. Then, just when she least expects it, a guy from some 'school' recruits her and the place he takes her is not at all what she expected...
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,574 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Guideline To Living With The Avengers by szynka2496 reviews
including Loki and other characters. Rules you should- or not follow when you're living with The Avengers. But lets face it, no one would follow these rules, right? Right. Signed Jackie Walker. May contain some spoilers from the movie. Rated T because of language and other stuff that will come later... or not.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 23,995 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Dear Avengers by Andrewthegreat1 reviews
When each of the Avengers receives fanmail from little children, and how it affects them. Fluff and cuteness ensue! Bad summary, but give it a go.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,396 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
It Began as a Wish by MasterFeign reviews
For Albus, life can be tough living as the son to "the chosen one". A fickle wish prompted by his desire to stand out from his father, sends him and his good friend Scorpius on an unforgettable journey during their Hogwarts years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,444 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Desperate Times, Desperate Measures by Confused-But-Insouciant reviews
Loki and Thor - but before they were enemies. Mjolnir has been stolen by the frost giants. And the only way for Thor to get it back...is to dress in drag and act as a goddess. Thor is not happy about this. Loki thinks it's hilarious. Based on the classic Norse myth, but with characters as they are in the films - but back when they were brothers and best friends.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
The Great Hunt by Xander867 reviews
A competition has been called to see who the greatest bounty hunter in the galaxy is. All of the best hunters will be entering. But there is a sinister plot behind the event and the Jedi Order sends in Ahsoka Tano as a competitor to investigate. She must team up with her allies in order to survive in the competiton against hunters like Boba Fett, Cad Bane, Aurra Sing and many more.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Ahsoka T., Boba Fett
What's in a Name? by Bad Wolf and Timelords reviews
Anakin and Bree talk about names for their new ship. A nod to Doctor Who. Reviews would be appreciated!
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Anakin S. - Complete
Team Bonding by MarillaT'Pel reviews
Bruce bonds with his new team, one member at a time.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Casting Call by Skyelah reviews
During movie night, Darcy casts the Avengers and friends into the roles of one of their favourite films.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Coffee by Leo-firefly reviews
While the waitress was putting the coffee down on the table, Angelica turned to Clint and said, "I really don't like this place. It's so...ew, you know?" I just don't understand why you won't shut up, Clint thought. In which Clint learns to say "Who are you and why are you talking to me?" politely and effectively tells a girl she's a prat.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,698 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
A really short version of 'The Phantom Menace' by ProcrastinatorsUniteTomorrow reviews
What if the characters in 'The Phantom Menace' actually tried to logically solve their problems. We'd have a much shorter movie, that's what.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,961 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Qui-Gon J., Obi-Wan K.
Lokasenna by TrisakAminawn reviews
/ "Did you mourn?" "We all did." / Loki has fallen into the dark between the stars. His brother mourns him. His brother's friends…remember.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Loki, Sif - Complete
Future by Maralexa reviews
What would happen if the young, mischievous son of Odin found his way into the weapons vault and discovered a way to travel through time? Enter Loki Odinson in a way you've never seen him before: a boy, caught in a future world he never imagined existed. Things get interesting as Loki walks a path of uncertainty and finds himself asking this question: "Who am I?"
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,490 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Loki, Loki - Complete
Ahsoka's Song by gaiachild reviews
Instead of being brought to the Jedi temple as a baby, Ahsoka gets adopted/abducted by one of the galaxies best bounty hunters, who hates the Jedi like no other.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,136 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Aurra Sing, Ahsoka T.
Nonexistance by Megsay reviews
The LOOOOONG, long awaited sequel to Star Wars Chatroom, or as it has been called, Space book.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Star Wars Ideas by starwyvern reviews
I have to many Ideas and not alot of writing talent so I'm putting the Star Wars ones here. I hope you enjoy them.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,389 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - R2-D2
Invasion by Maralexa reviews
Separatist forces threaten the Earth and the Avengers must assemble once again with an unlikely ally by their side. Still recovering from the attack on New York, the task of defending their world from another army is not an easy one. Will the legendary Avengers be a match for Count Dooku and his droid army? Will the Republic come to their aid in time?
Crossover - Star Wars & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,211 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Count Dooku, Loki - Complete
Fanmail by ramsaybaggins reviews
Each of the Avengers receives fanmail
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
No Eggs in Asgard by madwriter223 reviews
-Kink Meme Fill- There is no eggs in Asgard. Because of that, Thor doesn't exactly know why chicken have them. Loki enlightens him. CRACK
Crossover - Thor & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Baker's Daughter by KiraKenvor reviews
She's his shadow and he's her hero. Peeta learns how to raise a teenage daughter who completely idolized him and who comes to him for everything. First Hunger Games fanfic, please be nice!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Katniss & Peeta's daughter, Peeta M.
Hands In The Fire II: The Clone Wars by KiraKenvor reviews
After losing Jango and Boba gone missing, Kira feels she cannot go on. What happens when Obi-Wan tries to help her by getting the Jedi Council to enlist Kira in the army? How will Kira cope with having to fight alongside her husband's murderers?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,094 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Jango Fett, Boba Fett
Episode Parodies by SnipsSkywalker reviews
Updated weekly, or whenever the new episodes come on. This week, Anakin Mistakes his Friend for his Enemy in a Box ! Rated K plus just to be on the safe side.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,234 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Anakin S., Ahsoka T.
Learning from the Past by Anakin-Jason-Skywalker-Kenobi reviews
A ROTS Parody. Anakin is about to defeat Sidious when he is put into a deep sleep and thought of as dead by everyone he knows and loves. Can he get back his friends and family before his loses them forever?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala
to have and to hold by Mira-Jade reviews
In which Thor despairs over how to ask for Jane Foster's hand, and his brother is less than helpful. For the most part. Thor/Jane, Loki/Sif, Future-fic
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Edward dies by I Am A Troll reviews
Yep, title says it all. Please review! :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cooking With Legolas by WearTheMask reviews
Legolas's hilarious new cooking show! Coming soon to a television station near you!A repost from long ago...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Legolas, Haldir
Clones and Muja Fruit by Famirad reviews
Everyone on Kamino knows of Boba Fett. One clone accidentally meets him and receives far more than he expected from a chance encounter one rainy day at Tipoca City.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Complete
Worst Romance Ever Written by Princess of Ithilien reviews
I'm making fun of all those Mary Sue stories. Basically, I'm writing about a Mary Sue who writes a Fanfiction about a Mary Sue who is conveniently in Middle Earth... bad things will happen! A cousin who tries to stop the Sue writer... R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/6/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
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Captives of a Strange and Cruel Mind reviews
A new fanfiction author throws her favorite characters into cells in an attempt to get a story idea. Will they escape...? Or will they remain ensnared in her evil plot? NOTE: This is NOT an annoying Mary Sue/OC story. It is funny. I swear it is.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,343 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Luke S., Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Ahsoka T.
The Last Ringbearer reviews
Short one-shot, Dark!Sam fic. Sam has taken the Ring, and Frodo is being held captive for his own safety.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Far More Realms Than Nine, Too Many Places in Time reviews
When the Crown Prince of Asgard and the would-be destroyer of Midgard find a machine that can take them anywhere in space and time, what good will come of it? Not much...
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Loki, Thor