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Author has written 5 stories for Pokémon, Harry Potter, Inheritance Cycle, My Little Pony, Warriors, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rise of the Guardians, and Super Smash Brothers.
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Hello to everyone out there. I am Shaystorm and this is my profile page. If you are just interested in me, or you enjoy stalking others profile pages, *Quote TheAuthorGl1m0 * you have come to the right place. Here's some stuff about me:
Country: Australia. We don't live in stick houses but we do shoot kangaroos. You don't need to feel sorry for them.
Eye Colour: Changes from blueish grey to greenish blue.
Likes: Pokemon, Digimon, Dragons, Harry Potter and a whole heap of other stuff.
Nicknames: You can call me Shayst, Stormy, Shaymin Storm, StarSky or any thing else, I guess.
People I Know out of the Site: ShadowClaw101
Fav Quotes: Remember, it's always sunny just above the clouds (Nancy Bird-Walton)
"Fish People! I'll be ... a .. a dolphin!" Jake the Dog, Adventure Time
Fav Pokemon Personal Quote: If there are Pokemon, there will be fans, and if theirs fans, theirs gonna be awesome pictures on the web that you have to see
Fears/Phobias: Ventriloquist Dolls (hereditary from my Dad), Spiders, Heights, Falling soccer/footballs and Elevators, occasionally the dark if I just read a creepypasta.
PS: Hope you like my avatar! You BETTER! I MADE IT!!!!!
Harry Potter and the Pokelosipher's Stone
Category: Pokemon/Harry Potter Crossover
Summary: A Pokemon/Harry Potter Crossover. Harry Potter, an orphan, lives with his mean Auntie and Uncle. That is until he sets loose a Seviper, is rescued by a giant and his Chatot and enrolls at Hogwarts school of Pokecraft and Training. The reason: Harry Potter is a TRAINER! Follow Harry as he makes friends and enemies, catches Pokemon and unravels the mystery of the Pokelosipher's Stone!
Rating: K for normal Pokemon battles.
State: updates about every month or whenever I fell like it.
EonWarriors: The Frozen Lake
Category: Pokemon/Warriors Crossover
Summary: Warriors and Pokémon crossover. Inspired by Icekit's Anguish by Sonicskrewdriver. Many years ago, 6 Clans were formed by the legendary EonWarriors. Eons and Eevee formed alliances and lived in an ancient forest for many years. The ancient prophecy of 8 nears it's beginning, and the first of the reincarnations of the EonWarriors begin their training.
Rating: K. May go up later due to slight violence and death
State: ON HOLD until Pokelosipher's Stone is finished.
Wands, Swords, Hunger and Claws
Category: Warriors, Harry Potter, Hunger Games and Percy Jackson Crossover, but registered as Warriors and Harry Potter Crossover.
Summary: THIS IS A WARRIORS, HUNGER GAMES, PERCY JACKSON, HARRY POTTER CROSS-OVER. Harry Potter, Katniss Everdeen and Percy Jackson are in a new prophecy: as told by a group of cats! They and two each of their friends are transported to the Lake, where they join the clans, become warriors and try to get back to their own universe. Now what's all this about Lightning, Night and Sea?
Rating: K. May go up or down depending on story.
State: On a bit of a stop. I hate you, Writer's Block!
Craziness: Add Demigods and Birds to Hogwarts
Category: Maximum Ride/Harry Potter/Percy Jackson Crossover
Summary:A crossover between Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and Maximum Ride. Adopted from Talia-Elizabeth. What happens when Demigods and the Flock arrived at Hogwarts during Harry's fifth year? Read and find out
State: Updates eventually.
Percy Jackson and the Pikachu's Lightning
Category: Percy Jackson/Pokemon Crossover
Summary: Percy Jackson never wanted to be a trainer. He never wanted to be plucked out of "reality" and thrown into a world full of strange monsters, half of which who want to kill him. But when the Electric Gym Leader Zeus' Pikachu's Lightning Orb is stolen, he's first in the firing line. Now he has to find the real thief, solve the riddle of a crazy Oracle and return Zeus' stolen property to prove his innocence. Oh, and he only has 10 days to do it.
Summary: The legendaries of the Pokemon world are being captured! Arceus decides to create 18, brand new, uncatchable legends. But he can't make them out of thin air, can he? That power disappeared long ago. 18 humans give up their mortal lives to become, you guessed it, LEGENDS.
Skylanders Training Camp
Summary: Master Eon travels Skylands every year on his Annual Skylander Recruitment Journey. But this year, some of the original Skylanders have created a brand-new training center for future Skylanders! Join Lilly, AKA Waterfall, on her journey to become a real Skylander. But with a spy on the inside and Kaos' regular attacks, is it more than she can handle? Set in/before Swapforce (haven't made up my mind yet). Send in your own Trainee Skylander to feature in the story!
On My Way
Summary: A Pokemon Journey was never meant to be easy. Throw in a drug-addicted Squirtle, Team Rocket and Gary Oak, well, it just spells disaster. Can Will ever become a Pokemon Master? Can he even get to Viridian City? Tune in to find out!
The Pokelympic Games!
Category: Pokemon/Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games
Summary: What if the Dream Events in Mario and Sonic at the 2012 Olympic Games were real? What if you replaced the Mario and Sonic Gangs with POKEMON!? Send in your own characters to take part in the official, two-hundred and eighty seventh Pokelympic Games!
On the Set: Giratina and the Sky Warrior
Summary: Hi, and welcome to On the Set: Giratina and the Sky Warrior! I'm Christoph, and I'm your guide to the set of the brand new movie featuring world renowned actor, Ash Ketchum! Follow us as we do interviews with the actors and directors, experience the filming first hand and check out latest info on everyone's favorite actors! Roll tape!
Category: Pokemon/Tokyo Mew Mew Crossover
Summary: When the Leader of Team Rocket finds a popular cartoon show featuring half-human, half-animal creatures, he decides to create his own Mew Mews, with Pokemon DNA of course. But as soon as the project is finalized, his precious creations escape. On the run, the PokeMews discover that it doesn't matter who you are (or what you are), but what you do that matters.
The Other Warriors
Summary: If Thunderclan was so desperate for Warriors, then why did Bluestar only recruit Rusty? What if she had already recruited other kittypets, loners and rogues, and still was, before Rusty? What if Smudge came with him? Find out the answers in The Other Warriors! Send in an OC!
Journey Through Johto (subject to change)
Summary: What if Misty and Brock weren't Ash's Johto traveling companions? Enter Lyra, a budding trainer, Sakura, Kimono Girl in training and Bugsy, Gym Leader and join them and Ash as they journey through Johto! Together Ash, Lyra, Sakura and Bugsy defeat Team Rocket, catch Pokemon and earn Gym Badges! Based on Pokemon HeartGold and Soulsilver rather than anime.
Light a Little Spark: The Hunger Games Book 1
Category: Pokemon/The Hunger Games Crossover
Summary: In the ruins of a nuclear war, mutants known as 'Pokemon' wander Panem, attacking and killing. The Capitol rules over these Pokemon and is responsible for The Hunger Games: a live, televised event featuring children between the age of 12 and 18, who are given a single Pokemon and sent into an "Arena" to fight to the death using both weapons and Pokemon. And 16-year-old Katniss Everdeen has just volunteered for this craziness.
Category: Pokemon/The Hunger Games Crossover
Summary: The Pokemon World has fallen. Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Almia, Fiore, Oblivia, Orre, the TCG Islands and Ransei are now under the control of "The Capitol," winner of a massive global war and an major uprising, located in the Orange Archipelago. And as punishment for this uprising, each region must offer two "tributes" and up to three of their Pokemon to compete in a televised fight to the death. 24 tributes go in. Only one comes out.
Category: Harry Potter and Percy Jackson and the Olympians Crossover
Summary: A couple thousand years ago, Hecate blessed a few mortals, which went and created their own society, away from the other mortals. But Hecate's pet world isn't doing to well on it's own, so during Harry Potter's third year, a few demigods are called in to protect him. Well, Sirius Black is on the loose, what else could you do? Two worlds that live side by side yet were never to clash have, and this it their story.
Summary: They told me I was a mistake. Something that should have never existed. Something that should have been destroyed with as soon as it took it's first breath, lest there be another incident like Mewtwo's. When I was created by foolish scientists that should have known better, I fled to the coast of Cinnibar Island, before flying to where I thought no-one would find me. But you did.
Note on the Poll Choices: I plan to eventually do all these stories in order of popularity. Once a story is completed, it will be removed from the Poll and the actual Poll won't finish as long as I have story ideas. *
copy and pastie things!!!
There's a 13 years old girl, and she wish
her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).
Go for it!
Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!
If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant,you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia.
(I believe in the super-natural, you got a problem with that?)
Shaystorm Really Rules
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see.
I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.
I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.
He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy,
Know how you pronounce it? Like goaty, right? Wrong. Same way you pronounce fish. yeah, fish. Yes, it is English. here's how ..
take the gh from enough, add the o from women (wimen for those who can't spell) and finish with the ti from nation. It's totally true! look it up!
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was
born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When
I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you
go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism...
This is sweet...
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and tells her:
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you are my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer then planned, and had to walk home alone. She hasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he was waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped around her, she felt though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley way just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she can identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man have been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they can do for her. She asked if they can ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God
When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
A guy wrote this... why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later...
16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. i think every girl is guilty of this :)
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore...
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.
in case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping- darn that's my favorite time of the day to do that!
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire- Wow, never would have guessed!
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking-that's a smart idea!
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado- darn and I bought it for just that!
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts- interesting!
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children- i just have nothing for that
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.- huh... that's good to know!
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping- WHAT? you mean all this time I was using it for the wrong reason?
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap- ... so you put it in your hair?...
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness- that's what I was hoping for!
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required- that's the point
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use- what other use *shakes*
15. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
17. On a bag of ice --Keep frozen
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
If you've ever shorted out your parents' brains by talking really fast, copy this to your profile.
If people say you talk too loud, copy this to your profile.
If you do not drink alcohol, copy this to your profile.
If you don't do anything illegal, copy this to your profile.
If you're a night person, copy this to your profile.
If you like to chew on ice cubes, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end and read numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Ravenstar-of-ShodowClan, HeartBeatFailure-x, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Rain C. frosty, PhantomGirl12, Skywings
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.
Copy this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever stopped what you were doing to do something else and totally forgot what it was, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Silence is golden. But duct tape is silver!
When in doubt, push random buttons!
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I have not yet begun to procrastinate.
Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.
There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.
The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.
You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.
Slinky escalator = endless fun
People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"
Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.
I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!
I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.
At my lemonade stand, I use to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.
The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.
I do not deny everything.
Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.
When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.
Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and heck is afraid I'll take over.
I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
I'm not lost, I'm exploring.
Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.
I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that.
I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight.
Always remember you're unique...just like everyone else.
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you.
There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. OnWands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the cermony and named her Brightspirt. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirt, Braveheart, and Shinningheart.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't
forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that
mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister
is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message.
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
I'll remember Brightheart,
When I see a scar on someones face.
I will think of Windclan,
Every time I win a race.
I will remember Silverstream,
When I see a young mother.
I'll always think of Heathertail,
when someone wants to be 'just friends'.
I will think of StarClan,
When I am the end.
I will think of Tawnypelt,
Whenever I feel judged.
I will think of Darkstripe,
When somebody holds a grudge.
I promise to remember Cinderheart,
When I climb a tree.
I'll remember Midnight,
Whenever I'm at sea.
I'll remember Leafpool,
When I must follow my heart.
I will think of Hollyleaf,
If I ever fall apart.
I'll remember Brambleclaw,
When I must prove myself.
I'll remember Spottedleaf,
When I'm suffering from bad health.
I'll remember Lionblaze,
When I am feeling strong.
I'll remember Tigerstar,
If I choose the path that's wrong.
I'll remember Dovewing,
When I hear of something far away.
I'll remember Cloudtail,
When a kitten catches their first prey.
I'll remember Bluestar,
Whenever I must choose.
I'll remember Crowfeather,
When the one I love, I loose.
Feathertail will be in my mind,
Whenever I must be brave.
And I'll remember The Tribe,
When I'm in a cave.
I'll remember Ashfur,
When somebody breaks my heart.
I'll remember Barley,
When me and my siblings are far apart.
I'll remember Ivypool,
When I try to be the best.
I'll remember Firestar,
When my loyalty's put to the test.
I'll remember Crookedstar,
If someone abandons me.
I'll remember Ravenpaw,
If I ever have to flee.
I'll remember Jayfeather,
When I have a strange dream.
I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,
Whenever I eat cream.
I'll always think of Cinderpelt,
When my leg is sore.
I'll remember Longtail,
When I can see no more.
I'll remember the many battles,
When I see conflict or strife.
I promise to remember all these cats,
For the rest of my life.
Shaystorm Definitely Rules
Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.
80 percent of you wont repost this.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:
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Shaystorm Rules, and you know it
95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list
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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile!
If you are one of those people who thinks people should not have to worry about your looks, copy this to your profile.
If you wish that you could write a fanfiction for every story you wrote, copy and paste this into you profile
If you actually tried to do this, copy and paste onto your profile
If you managed to about halfway through, then had a mental breakdown, copy and paste this onto your profile, then add your name to the list: Shaystorm ;),
Her name was Auroura She was only five This is what happened When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair
She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die
She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "God, why? Why is My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did
Then one night Her mom came home high The poor child was hit and slapped As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made
She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying
Police showed up At the small little house They quickly barged in Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly Opened a door To find the sad little girl Lying on the floor
It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms
If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be stopped, put this poem on your profile
BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.
ShayStorm: I would like everybody to meet Jadon and Naomi, who are a pair of OC's that I own and are my favorites out of all of my Oc's.
Shaystorm: So, what would you describe as your main quailities?
Jadon: I am quiet and a bit shy, but I am a rather hardy person. People say that I am a neat freak.
Naomi: I'm not very quiet! I pretend to have a hard exterior, but I am really delicate and don't bounce back very easily. I'm not very popular at school and would like to be, but not many people like me. My favorite Pokemon is...'
Shaystorm: That's enough, Naomi! I'm trying to interview you! But, on to my next question: Where do you come from?
Naomi: I come from Floaroma Town in Sinnoh.
Jadon: I'm from Floccesy Town in Unova
Shaystorm: Do you like your hometowns?
Jadon: I love the ranch and often help out there. I love all the Pokemon that live there as well. I am well-known to poke around the clock-tower, as well.
Naomi: I don't really like the location, it's so isolated from the rest of Sinnoh. I like the flowers and I am one of the only people who do not get hay-fever from them!
Shaystorm: What's your favorite Pokemon?
Naomi: Shinx and Buizel! They are the cutest! And Patchirisu! And Buneary!
Jadon:I like Liepard and Stoutland and Ampharous and Lucario and ...'
Shaystorm: You guys really like Pokemon! What, in your opinion, is the worst Pokemon?
Naomi: Magikarp. It is just, like, the lamest Pokemon ever.
Shaystorm: But it evolves into Gyarados!
Naomi: Gyarados is just a big slimy eel!
Shaystorm: Never mind ...
Jadon: I think that every Pokemon has the chance to be the best. There is no worst Pokemon.
Shaystorm: Nicely said, Jadon! Last question: Do you guys want to be trainers?
Naomi: Of course! I want to be a Top Co-ordination!
Jadon: I want to travel the world, doing many things, but my ultimate goal is to be a Pokemon Ranger.
Shaystorm: Wow, lofty goals! Thanks for the interview, guys!
Jadon: Your welcome.
Naomi: Any time!
Until Next time,