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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride, IheartZacharyGoode. XJamesBondX, BookWorm2the2power
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Never suffer from insanity, enjoy every minute of it.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.
To attract men, wear a perfume called new car interior.
Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie.
They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people", but I think guns help. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can keep it.
She's my best friend. You break her heart, I break your face.
(Say to a boy) Yes, I hit like a girl. You could to if you hit a bit harder.
I'm the type of girl who manages to plan whole world domination in history class.
I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.
It's us versus the world... we attack at dawn!
Real friends don't let you do stupid things... alone.
If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeatedly if you're co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want, so stay on the line and we'll trace your call.
If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you.
90% of girls would have a breakdown if they saw Justin Bieber on the edge of a skyscraper getting ready to jump. Copy and paste this if you would be in the 10% sitting in deck chairs with popcorn screaming "DO A BACK FLIP!"
99.9% Of girls would die from lack of oxygen if Aeropostle and Abercrombie & Fitch said it was uncool to breathe.
Most people don't act stupid -- it's the real thing.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
If you can’t live without me, Why aren’t you dead yet?
Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life WHY ARE YOU SCARED?!
Practice makes perfect...but some say nobody is perfect so why practice.
I am a bomb technician... if you see me running try to keep up.
When life give you lemons, keep them, because hey, free lemons.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
Few girls admit their age. Few guys act theirs.
Never take life to seriously... you’re not getting out of it alive.
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying.
I would love to have a battle of wits with you, but it seems that you have come unarmed.
If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Some people are like a slinky, not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when one tumbles down the stairs.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.
I’m Out Of My Mind Feel Free to Leave a Message.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
Don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
I would rather kill myself than commit suicide.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.
In order to get the handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of toads.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
I’m not insensitive, I just don’t care.
A good friend will always bail you out of jail. A true friend is standing next to you.
A scientist will always look for the truth. A madman can make up his own truth.
Whoever said that "words will never hurt me" never was under a bookshelf.
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
A black man walked into a room where a white man was sat.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism!
Remember that girl you called fat today?
she went home and made herself throw up
Remember that person you called ugly?
they're saving up for plastic surgery instead of college
Remember that guy you called gay?
he slept with a girl to prove he wasn't, and now he's stuck with her for 18 years
Remember that person you laughed at for passing out
they're dying of a brain tumour
Remember that girl you called pathetic and disgsting?
she cuts herself every night
Remember that girlfriend/boyfriend you cheated on and thought nothing of it?
They will never trust themselves to fall in love again
Remember that guy you dared to break into the store?
He's going to jail for four years
You don't have to do much to ruin someone's life. Just think before you speak. Consider how those few little words will affect the person you are saying them to. 'Cause if the roles were reversed, how would you feel? Hate bullying? Repost this onto your profile, so as many people get the message as possible.
.. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7. Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!"
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.
65 percent of Teenagers spend more time watching TV rather then read. If you are part of the 35 percent who read more than watch TV then copy and paste this to your profile.
If you work better to music or TV, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.
Girls Don't Realize These Things...
That I brought you roses
That I was raised with respect
That my body's not ripped enough
That I open your car door
That I'm not cute enough
That I am actually nice
I don't have a huge bank account
I like to spend quality nights at home
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
That I am always the one you need to talk to
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car
That I am there to pick you up at 4 AM when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a doormat
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours
That you don't realize
If you read this and know somebody like this
But most of all...
For not being
That you can't accept me
I can never do anything right and nothing that I do is good
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it
That I told you I loved you
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
That I listen to you at night talking about how you wish
you're a guy and you agree with this, copy and paste this in your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If you're one of the few girls with enough balls to copy and paste this in your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste this in your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug-addicted hippie.
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
My family has money, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore with a jock boyfriend.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm an OVER 16 YEAR OLD TEEN MALE signed with DISNEY, so I MUST be a GAY, CHILDISH FAG.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL(kind of) , so I MUST be gay.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd.
I FROWN a lot, so I MUST be a nerd.
I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try.
I like the JONAS BROTHERS, so I MUST be a TEENIE BOPPER, OBSESSED FAN GIRL.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans.
I'm a HANNAH MONTANA FAN, so I MUST be childish and immature.
I'm POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL(and proud of it), so I MUST be immature and childish
I don't have many friends, so I MUST be an emo goth who hates the world
I like sunlight, so I MUST be a vampire/werewolf slayer
I like the opera, so I MUST be an egotistical snob with way to much money
I have more than 5 friends, so I MUST be a prep
I wear pink, so I MUST be a rich preppy snob with family money
I like diamonds and pearls, so I MUST be controlling
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK
I'm RELIGIOUS(somewhat), so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I have big boobs, so I MUST be a ho
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR (severely)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I love READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up
YOUR GUY SIDE:
(x) You love hoodies. (DUH!)
(x) You love jeans.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
(x) You wear lip gloss/chap-stick.
() You love skirts.
That's kinda creepy 'cause I'm a girl.
"If you love someone, put their name in a circle, not a heart. Because hearts can be broken, but a circle goes on forever."
"Dreams are like stars, you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny."
"Life lives, life dies. Life laughs, and life cries. Life gives up, life tries. But life looks different through everyones eyes."
"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." - Pooh Bear
"Sometimes you put up walls not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down."
"To the world you might just be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
"What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but rather it is what is woven into the lives of others."
"A teardrop is insignificant in a pool of water, but it can touch the soul as it runs down someone's face."
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light." - Dumbledore
"Before you go and critisize the younger generation, remember that you're the ones who raised them."
"No man is worth your tears, but if you happen to find one who is, he won't make you cry."
"Last night I looked up and started matching each star with a reason that I love you. I was doing great, until I ran out of stars."
"Don't change who you are, because eventually you'll run out of new things to become."
"To dance is to be out of yourself, larger, more powerful, more beautiful."
Ah, time, the one thing that goes on forever and can cause men to go mad without doing anything but going
Did you know that the human eye is so keen that if you had ideal conditions, like complete darkness and no fog or obstacles, you could see a single lit candle from 30 miles away
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