Author has written 4 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Saint Seiya.
Ore wo dare da to omotte yagaru?! (Well, I'm about to tell you, aren't I.)
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Disclaimer (thanks to Team Four Star for providing a 'template', as it were): The stuff I write on this website is based on works of fiction that I do not own. No copyright infringement intended. I make no money off of this. I do not own DBZ or any of the characters. Any of the OCs in said stories are part of that setting, so also not owned by me, but I don't think they're technically owned by the people who own DBZ either, since they've almost certainly never heard of my OCs for one thing (and didn't come up with them for another)...
...I guess nobody owns them. They exist in the creative void or something. Anyway, Dragon Ball in its various forms is owned by Akira Toriyama, Toei Animation, Funimation, and apparently Fuji TV (um...who are Fuji TV...?)
So, yeah...support those people. Buy their stuff. I know I do. You would not believe how much of my money has gone into DB manga*. (And now they're releasing full-colour manga, so naturally I've got to get that too...)
(*All right, if you earn an even halfway-decent amount of money you probably would believe it, and just sort of shrug at it, but I be but a humble university student.)
I also should now add that I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Yoshihiro Togashi does. And, like...Toei Animation, did they do YYH as well? Probably? Maybe some other people, too? Uh, and Funimation.
And even newer update, I don't own Saint Seiya, much as I wish I did. That would belong to Masami Kurumada, Toei Animation once again, and the twelve gods of Olympus.
Personal Philosophy (cough)
"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a lit-tle more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of honour. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth--and then he herded them onto a boat--and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo!
...Unless it's a farm."
--The Soldier, Team Fortress 2
"This world is made of...LOVE AND PEACE!"
--Vash the Stampede, Trigun
"Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."
--Winston Churchill, Real Life
"Logic...merely enables one to be wrong with authority."
--the Second Doctor
My stories, I guess I should mention those here?
Break Through the Limit, my main story (DBZ). Originally cobbled together from various disparate ideas, the main plot is a slow redemption for Raditz, which will shortly be culminating with my attempt at fusing some reworked ideas from GT with a continuation of Battle of the Gods for the sort-of sequel, Even Further Beyond. Is currently at over 4,000 reviews, and I think [insert some number of hundreds] follows and favourites? In any case, far more popular than I ever could've hoped. It's also the second-most-reviewed DBZ story on the site, worldwide! I love you guys. (Updates Sundays.)
The Disappearance of Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho). Kuroko Sanada, the first Spirit Detective, on a one-last-mission deal. Team Urameshi has vanished, and the second Demon World Tournament is coming up. Koenma has very few people to turn to, and his only lead is a revived Dark Tournament...you do the math. Updates whenever the next chapter is finished.
Best Served Cold, a collaboration with NinjaGin87 (also DBZ). Follows the Ginyu Force's mission to assassinate Frieza, alongside Kakarot (sent to Yardrat instead of Earth) and the saiyans. Updates very slowly. EDIT: And now not at all, see the story's description for the reason.
Lost Destiny (Saint Seiya). Three twists of fate (the positions of Marin and Toma, Hyoga and Isaac, and Ikki and Shun being swapped) lead to some rather different paths for the development of Saori Kido's Bronze Saints. Things don't go so smoothly when they meet up (I am fully aware they didn't go great in canon...even less so). Sanctuary's wrath, and the Holy Wars of the 20th century, are still bearing down on them, though--and the world isn't going to save itself. Updates when I finish a chapter.
This section will return, once I've reworked it. It was super-outdated.
EDIT: Or maybe it won't! Too many plans, too hard to sort through and decide what I might actually end up doing and what will probably never get written.
About Me, for Those who Care
I was born at an early age, and after a few years working as a full-time infant I entered the education system, and despite Mr. Gove's best efforts to screw it up I have learned some fascinating facts about rocks which escape me right now.
I currently reside in the Milky Way galaxy, living on a diet almost entirely of carbon-based lifeforms. I plan to become a professional writer, and doing this stuff is as good practice as any. I have got a couple of pieces of original writing that I'm working on, but some of those are comic scripts and the artist is almost as lethargic as I am, and the pure text ones aren't in nearly good enough shape for public consumption. I also have the attention span of a squirrel with caffeine for blood, so I have quite a few projects that I started but never finished. Such is the way of things.
I have once been given an award for best/worst martial arts moves. In an IT class.
-19, male, formerly/kinda known as Tiencha in the Dragon Ball Multiverse comments section.
-Level 0 University Student, Chaotic Good, STR 9, DEX 10, CON 9, INT 14, WIS 9, CHA 10, Feats: Improved Initiative, Great Fortitude, Flaws: Directionless, ADHD
(If you don't get the above, or don't care, don't worry; it's just meant to be mildly amusing to a few people)
-Favourite anime/manga: Dragon Ball/Dragon Ball Z (manga, mainly), Trigun (anime), Saint Seiya (original manga and Hades OVAs EDIT: Oh! And Next Dimension!), Yu Yu Hakusho (anime), Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)
-Favourite movies (okay, it's too long, I know): Dredd, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World (comics are much better, but still a damn good movie), The Raid, Terminator 1 and 2, Die Hard, The Avengers (yes, the Marvel ones, silly), Pacific Rim, Star Wars Ep. IV, Indiana Jones (Raiders and Crusade), Commando
-Favourite comics: All-Star Superman, Batman RIP (what do you mean, how much did Grant Morrison pay me to write this?), Kingdom Come, Judge Dredd (especially the first time all four Dark Judges appeared, whatever that storyline was called) (oh, and Origins! Wasn't that awesome?), Scott Pilgrim, Infinite Crisis, the Golden Age in general, BPRD, The Unwritten, Fables
(Yes, I have read Watchmen. Yes, it's good. But no, it's not my favourite. Same for The Dark Knight Returns.)
As for comic strips, Calvin and Hobbes all the way.
As for webcomics, Dr. McNinja, Axe Cop, El Goonish Shive, Supernormal Step, Dresden Codak, Grrl Power, Order of the Stick, Erfworld, and Irregular Webcomic! (the exclamation point is part of the title)
-Video games: Team Fortress 2. Mass Effect series. Shadow of the Colossus, just...wow. (And Ico, for that matter.) Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3. Portal and Portal 2.
-Books: The Dune series, the Mistborn series, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy", Supergods, the Discworld mega-series.
-Music: A very long, disparate and weird list, but most prominently Two Steps From Hell, Miracle of Sound and Counting Crows. Also many anime and movie soundtracks (some game soundtracks as well, I guess); of these, special mention to Hironobu Kageyama, who is awesome (Cha-La Head-Cha-La, Super Survivor, Soldier Dream, Ore ga Yaranakya Dare ga Yaru, that cool cover of Let's Go! Rider Kick...seriously, this guy.)
-Live-action TV: Gotta be Kamen Rider, my newest obsession.
QUOTES (more will be added periodically):
(Apologies if any of these are construed as offensive. Rest assured those ones were not said seriously. ALSO if you still find them offensive, I just heard people saying them, I don't necessarily agree with them.)
"...I'm a buffoon." --LucifVegeta
"thanks, global warming or the Illuminati or whatever" --Captain Space
"Becoming the best breakdancing tuna fish known in the universe." --Ultimate Black Ace
"The Monty Python fish-slapping dance seemed relevant.
I never thought I'd be able to legitimately say that." --Captain Space
"Just throwing this out there, but clearly anyone who says a word against Launch must be destroyed" --Captain Space
Heard at home:
"You apply bombs far too liberally to every situation."
"I appear to be whipping a small child to death."
"He's French. He's an idiot."
"Gandalf, in the coffee-shops of Narnia?"
"I think we'd be better off with Batman and Hitler."
"Aww, I have to stop killing rabbits!"
"Bombs are not the solution to every problem, only most of them."
"Are you all right?"/"Yeah, I'm just a heroin addict."
"Please stop shooting me, it's very annoying."
"You and your arthritis are distracting me."
"No, no, but yes. No but yes, I mean, no as in no, but yes as in yes! No, no as in yes!"
"I don't need elevators! I have guns!"
"Monasteries can be built in different directions."/"Not my monasteries, sir!"
"I am, like, the perfect example of the human race. Like Hitler would be proud."
"No, [name] , that's not how you play with humans, that's weird!"
High School (names have been removed to protect the innocent, and the guilty too because I'm just nice like that):
"It's a stealth Jew! Unstealth yourself, Jew."
"I wouldn't be surprised if there were crisps in my shoes."
"It's...like a really naff council of evil!"
"Owls hang upside-down, like bats. They're like elephants."
"Okay, I can understand the biting..."
"I don't think we need Mandela."
"I am my own father."
"Which is better than Welsh people, to be fair."
"It'd be a great way to kidnap kids."
"He's like a plastic elf."
"Oink oink, mother#*@!er."
"...UKIP have been infiltrated by Islam."
"I'm in sausage roll troubles."
"See, I have a good segregation system going on."
"Nobody kills a giraffe, it's the king of the jungle."
"He's done so much heroin he's become imaginary."
"Why aren't your flamingoes?"
"French people are the worst."
"I forgot I had two hands."
"I feel like I'm a toddler having dinner."
"Chinese men are, in fact, sadists."
"If there was a famine, I would live and you would die."
"Why would anyone want to be a biscuit?!"
"It does smell good. Sniff the book!"
"[Captain Space's real name] looks like diced fish." [Note: I don't. Um...I hope.]
"You look like Jesus from here."
"I'd forgotten I was Chinese."
Captain Space: "Look, 'normal' is relative. Nobody's 'normal'." Friend: "I'm normal!" Captain Space: [bursts into uproarious laughter]
"I can't find it, I've stuck a periodic table over it."
The Great Tokusatsu Marathon (Updated pretty much constantly)
Because I'm probably insane, I decided one day that I would marathon Kamen Rider and Super Sentai. All of it. From 1971 up to the present. And some of Metal Heroes, too.
Year: 1985. Most recently finished: Choudenshi Bioman. Next up: Kyojuu Tokusou Juspion.
Ranking of series' seen so far
Excellent: Kamen Rider V3, Kamen Rider Amazon, Kamen Rider Spirits, Choudenshi Bioman
Great: Kamen Rider season 1, Kamen Rider Stronger (first half, 'meh' to 'good', second half, 'excellent'), Himitsu Sentai Goranger, Kamen Rider Super-1, Uchuu Keiji Gavan, Uchuu Keiji Shaider
Good: Kamen Rider X, Skyrider (/"New Kamen Rider") (swings between 'meh' and 'great'), Taiyou Sentai Sun Vulcan, Kamen Rider ZX
Meh: *JAKQ Dengekitai, Battle Fever J, *Dai Sentai Goggle V
Bad: Nothing yet...
(*indicates I haven't seen enough of a series to be 100%, my opinion could change if I did.)
Wasn't sure whether or not to put ZX (a TV special) or Spirits (a manga) on there. Figured they don't "correspond" to anything like, for instance, a V3 movie or a Gavan movie would, so they deserve their own place on there. And I didn't include the original KR manga, since it's in some ways a condensed version of the events of season 1. And yes, ZX is that to Spirits, so by that logic Spirits should go on there and ZX shouldn't, but ZX is the canon TV version so it kind of has to be there.
Oh, also: "Excellent" means I adore a series and really feel for its characters and fanboy tremendously. "Great" means I enjoy it a lot and will happily sit down and watch any given episode, or a whole bunch, just about whenever. "Good" means there are plenty of really cool things about the series, but there are also some fairly significant flaws that detract from it. "Meh" means the good and the bad just about balance out, and it's not that I don't enjoy watching it at all, but it's unlikely to sustain my interest for long. "Bad" is...um...a bad series. *shrugs*
Top 10 tokusatsu shows
(This time though, note "shows", so no Spirits or ZX.)
1. Choudenshi Bioman
2. Kamen Rider Amazon
3. Kamen Rider V3
4. Kamen Rider season 1
5. Uchuu Keiji Shaider
6. Uchuu Keiji Gavan
7. Kamen Rider Super-1
8. Himitsu Sentai Goranger
9. Kamen Rider Stronger
10. Taiyou Sentai Sun Vulcan
Top 20 Henshin Heroes
1. Kazami Shiro (Kamen Rider V3)
2. Amazon (er...Kamen Rider Amazon)
3. Yuki Joji (Riderman)
4. Hongo Takeshi (Kamen Rider 1)
5. Ichimonji Hayato (Kamen Rider 2)
6. Koizumi Mika (Yellow Four I)
7. Nanbara Ryuta (Blue Three)
8. Takasugi Shingo (Green Two)
9. Yabuki Jun (Yellow Four II)
10. Katsuragi Hikaru (Pink Five)
11. Ooiwa Daita (Kiranger)
12. Jo Shigeru (Kamen Rider Stronger)
13. Misaki Yuriko (Electro-Wave Human Tackle)
14. Shinmei Akira (Aoranger)
15. Ichijoji Retsu (Uchuu Keiji Gavan)
16. Go Shiro (Red One)
17. Peggy Matsuyama (Momoranger)
18. Tsuyoshi Kaijo (Akaranger)
19. Kenji Asuka (Midoranger)
20. Oki Kazuya (Kamen Rider Super-1)
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