Captain Space
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Joined 08-04-12, id: 4175400, Profile Updated: 03-27-16
Author has written 9 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Yu Yu Hakusho, Saint Seiya, Bleach, and Kamen Rider.

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Disclaimer (thanks to Team Four Star for providing a 'template', as it were): The stuff I write on this website is based on works of fiction that I do not own. No copyright infringement intended. I make no money off of this. I do not own DBZ or any of the characters. Any of the OCs in said stories are part of that setting, so also not owned by me, but I don't think they're technically owned by the people who own DBZ either, since they've almost certainly never heard of my OCs for one thing (and didn't come up with them for another)...

...I guess nobody owns them. They exist in the creative void or something. Anyway, Dragon Ball in its various forms is owned by Akira Toriyama, Toei Animation, Funimation, and apparently Fuji TV (um...who are Fuji TV...?)

So, yeah...support those people. Buy their stuff. I know I do. You would not believe how much of my money has gone into DB manga*. (And now they're releasing full-colour manga, so naturally I've got to get that too...)

(*All right, if you earn an even halfway-decent amount of money you probably would believe it, and just sort of shrug at it, but I be but a humble university student.)

I also should now add that I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho. Yoshihiro Togashi does. Oh, and Studio Pierrot. Maybe some other people, too? Uh, right, Funimation.

And even newer update, I don't own Saint Seiya, much as I wish I did. That would belong to Masami Kurumada, Toei Animation once again, and the twelve gods of Olympus.

Finally, I sadly don't own Kamen Rider...all rights there go to the Shotaro Ishinomori estate, and...uh...yup, Toei again.

Personal "Philosophy" (cough)

1.

"If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a lit-tle more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so no man could best him in the ring of honour. Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth--and then he herded them onto a boat--and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a zoo!

...Unless it's a farm."

--The Soldier, Team Fortress 2

2.

"This world is made of...LOVE AND PEACE!"

--Vash the Stampede, Trigun

3.

"Democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

--Winston Churchill, Real Life

4.

"Logic...merely enables one to be wrong with authority."

--the Second Doctor

My stories, I guess I should mention those here?

Break Through the Limit, my main story (DBZ). Originally cobbled together from various disparate ideas, the main plot is a slow redemption for Raditz, which will shortly be culminating with my attempt at fusing some reworked ideas from GT with a continuation of Battle of the Gods for the sort-of sequel, Even Further Beyond. Is currently at over 4,000 reviews, and I think [insert some number of hundreds] follows and favourites? In any case, far more popular than I ever could've hoped. It's also the second-most-reviewed DBZ story on the site, worldwide! I love you guys. (Now complete, with some epilogue stuff going up very occasionally.)

The Disappearance of Yusuke Urameshi (Yu Yu Hakusho). Kuroko Sanada, the first Spirit Detective, on a one-last-mission deal. Team Urameshi has vanished, and the second Demon World Tournament is coming up. Koenma has very few people to turn to, and his only lead is a revived Dark Tournament...you do the math. Updates whenever the next chapter is finished. (...I might come back to this one eventually?)

Best Served Cold, a collaboration with NinjaGin87 (also DBZ). Follows the Ginyu Force's mission to assassinate Frieza, alongside Kakarot (sent to Yardrat instead of Earth) and the saiyans. Updates very slowly. EDIT: And now not at all, see the story's description for the reason.

Lost Destiny (Saint Seiya). Three twists of fate (the positions of Marin and Toma, Hyoga and Isaac, and Ikki and Shun being swapped) lead to some rather different paths for the development of Saori Kido's Bronze Saints. Things don't go so smoothly when they meet up (I am fully aware they didn't go great in canon...even less so). Sanctuary's wrath, and the Holy Wars of the 20th century, are still bearing down on them, though--and the world isn't going to save itself. Updates when I finish a chapter. (Ongoing.)

Dragon Road (Kamen Rider), was gonna be a star-spanning, dimension-crossing adventure starring Stronger, Amazon, ZX and Super-1 (and a Space Sheriff or two). It might still be, but inspiration sorta drained away so let's call this a 'maybe', like Disappearance.

Eclipse (Bleach), a collaboration between me, FinalFlashX, Ultimate Black Ace and LucifVegeta; a Bleach rewrite intended to fix what we feel were some of the issues that crept in as the series went on, as well as just do some cool stuff, which Ichigo and Tatsuki as dual contrasting protagonists. Believe it or not, still ongoing, we're just bad at co-ordinating with each other and so it takes a long time to finish, or even start, a chapter. But we are still going!

Stay on Target (also Bleach), featuring one of the few pairings from anything that I really like. Yoruichi and Soifon go undercover in the human world to shadow a strange new foe. But their cover activities are awfully date-like, and at least one of them is still holding on hope...and because I'm me, even the romance short features a big monster fight. One-shot.

About Me, for Those who Care

I was born at an early age, and after a few years working as a full-time infant I entered the education system, and despite Mr. Gove's best efforts to screw it up I have learned some fascinating facts about rocks which escape me right now.

I currently reside in the Milky Way galaxy, living on a diet almost entirely of carbon-based lifeforms. I plan to become a professional writer, and doing this stuff is as good practice as any. I have got a couple of pieces of original writing that I'm working on, but I sort of can't really link to them, the site doesn't like that . I also have the attention span of a squirrel with caffeine for blood, so I have quite a few projects that I started but never finished. Such is the way of things.

I have once been given an award for best/worst martial arts moves. In an IT class.

Other stuff

-20, male, formerly/kinda known as Tiencha in the Dragon Ball Multiverse comments section.

-Level 0 University Student, Chaotic Good, STR 9, DEX 10, CON 9, INT 14, WIS 9, CHA 10, Feats: Improved Initiative, Great Fortitude, Flaws: Directionless, ADHD

(If you don't get the above, or don't care, don't worry; it's just meant to be mildly amusing to a few people)

-Favourite anime/manga: Dragon Ball (manga, mainly), Trigun (anime), Saint Seiya (original manga and Hades OVAs EDIT: Oh! And Next Dimension!), Yu Yu Hakusho (anime), Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)

-Favourite movies (okay, it's too long, I know): Dredd, Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World (comics are much better, but still a damn good movie), The Raid, Terminator 1 and 2, Die Hard, The Avengers (yes, the Marvel ones, silly), Pacific Rim, Star Wars Ep. IV, Indiana Jones (Raiders and Crusade). And now the Mad Max series too, especially The Road Warrior and Fury Road.

-Favourite comics: All-Star Superman, Batman RIP (what do you mean, how much did Grant Morrison pay me to write this?), Kingdom Come, Judge Dredd (especially the first time all four Dark Judges appeared, whatever that storyline was called) (oh, and Origins! Wasn't that awesome?), Scott Pilgrim, Infinite Crisis, the Golden Age in general, BPRD, The Unwritten, Fables

(Yes, I have read Watchmen. Yes, it's good. But no, it's not my favourite. Same for The Dark Knight Returns.)

As for comic strips, Calvin and Hobbes all the way.

As for webcomics, Dr. McNinja, Axe Cop, El Goonish Shive, Supernormal Step, Dresden Codak, Grrl Power, Order of the Stick, Erfworld, and Irregular Webcomic! (the exclamation point is part of the title)

-Video games: Team Fortress 2. Mass Effect series. Shadow of the Colossus, just...wow. (And Ico, for that matter.) Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 (and Xenoverse). Portal and Portal 2.

-Books: The Dune series, the Mistborn series, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "trilogy", Supergods, the Discworld mega-series. Oh, and the Hobbit! How could I forget.

-Music: Queen, Two Steps From Hell, Counting Crows. Also many anime and movie soundtracks (some game soundtracks as well, I guess); of these, special mention to Hironobu Kageyama, who is awesome.

-Live-action TV: Firefly of course...more recently, Kamen Rider, my newest of many obsessions.


QUOTES (more will be added periodically):

(Apologies if any of these are construed as offensive. Rest assured those ones were not said seriously. ALSO if you still find them offensive, I just heard people saying them, I don't necessarily agree with them.)

Forums:

"...I'm a buffoon." --LucifVegeta

"thanks, global warming or the Illuminati or whatever" --Captain Space

"Becoming the best breakdancing tuna fish known in the universe." --Ultimate Black Ace

"The Monty Python fish-slapping dance seemed relevant.

I never thought I'd be able to legitimately say that." --Captain Space

"Just throwing this out there, but clearly anyone who says a word against Launch must be destroyed" --Captain Space

"Someone will probably say this is off-topic soon, but won't they look silly when DB Super's transsexual final villain hatches a world domination plot based on exploiting financial loopholes and reducing the world back to a bartering-based economy." --Captain Space

"Star Wars X Wizard of Oz my OTP" --Kaise

Heard at home:

"You apply bombs far too liberally to every situation."

"I appear to be whipping a small child to death."

"He's French. He's an idiot."

"Gandalf, in the coffee-shops of Narnia?"

"I think we'd be better off with Batman and Hitler."

"Aww, I have to stop killing rabbits!"

"Bombs are not the solution to every problem, only most of them."

"Are you all right?"/"Yeah, I'm just a heroin addict."

"Please stop shooting me, it's very annoying."

"You and your arthritis are distracting me."

"No, no, but yes. No but yes, I mean, no as in no, but yes as in yes! No, no as in yes!"

"I don't need elevators! I have guns!"

"Monasteries can be built in different directions."/"Not my monasteries, sir!"

"I am, like, the perfect example of the human race. Like Hitler would be proud."

"No, [name] , that's not how you play with humans, that's weird!"

"...I did not eat that biscuit nearly as competently as I thought."

Me (helping sister with revision): "Question 2!" Sister: "NO!" Me: "YES!" Sister: "...okay."

"I love you."/"I WANT BURGERS!"

(angrily) "Spoons! Multiple spoons!"

"I want to learn how to use guns and knives. No reason. Just because."

"The pig represents the goat."/"How does a pig represent a goat?"/"Because we don't have a goat!"

High School (names have been removed to protect the innocent, and the guilty too because I'm just nice like that):

"It's a stealth Jew! Unstealth yourself, Jew."

"I wouldn't be surprised if there were crisps in my shoes."

"It's...like a really naff council of evil!" (speaker was referring to me and my friends...)

"Owls hang upside-down, like bats. They're like elephants."

"Okay, I can understand the biting..."

"I don't think we need Mandela."

"I am my own father."

"Yeeesss! Suffering!"

"Which is better than Welsh people, to be fair."

"It'd be a great way to kidnap kids."

"He's like a plastic elf."

"Oink oink, mother#*@!er."

"...UKIP have been infiltrated by Islam."

"I'm in sausage roll troubles."

"See, I have a good segregation system going on."

"Nobody kills a giraffe, it's the king of the jungle."

"He's done so much heroin he's become imaginary."

"Why aren't your flamingoes?"

"French people are the worst."

"I forgot I had two hands."

"I feel like I'm a toddler having dinner."

"Chinese men are, in fact, sadists."

"If there was a famine, I would live and you would die."

"Why would anyone want to be a biscuit?!"

"It does smell good. Sniff the book!"

"[name] looks like diced fish."

"You look like Jesus from here."

"I'd forgotten I was Chinese."

"Look, 'normal' is relative. Nobody's 'normal'." /"I'm normal!"/[uproarious laughter]

"I can't find it, I've stuck a periodic table over it."


Hey you, follow me into a future without sadness

There's nothing in my pocket but the smile on your face

I will become the blue sky

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Tales of the Monkey Queen by SSVCloud reviews
The story of Son Goku is very well known... but how much would be different if Goku was a girl? More than you'd think, but less than you'd hope. Join us as we explore that change and many others. A/N: This story contains femslash, as well as the future implications of regular slash.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 58 - Words: 262,096 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/31/2015 - Goku, Bulma, Krillin, Vegeta
Dragonball Legends by Veema reviews
What if EVERYTHING that happened in DB/Z/GT was a vision of Bardock's? By trying to sustain the world he remembers, Bardock drastically changes Goku's world. His best of friends have become their most dangerous foes, and some villains are more powerful than ever. Bitter rivalries are forged for not only physical strength but for power over the Saiyan Empire. It's a brave new world!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 939,885 - Reviews: 2365 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 849 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Goku, Bulma, Vegeta, Bardock
Bringer of Death by npberryhill reviews
During Vegeta's last stand against Frieza, the Prince of Saiyans ascends, becoming the first Super Saiyan of his era. History has been re-written...but to what degree? Edited by Davidstarlingm (Co-author).
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 98 - Words: 950,460 - Reviews: 6523 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 1,150 - Updated: 5/18 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Vegeta
Dragon Ball Alpha by Jokermask18 reviews
What were things like before the time of Goku and his friends? Witness the origin of the Dragon Ball universe and all the events that occured before the adventure began. From the birth of Majin Buu to the first Super Saiyan and Roshi's youth. It's all here.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Dragon Ball - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 128,320 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Complete
Goku vs Superman: Confrontation on New Namek by Sarcasm Dragon reviews
A villain from earth goes to New Namek in order to get the dragon balls and be granted a wish. When the wish goes awry the result is that Superman is summoned to the planet to fight against Goku. Twice. Reviews welcome.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,569 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Goku - Complete
For The Princess by Random One-Shot reviews
Soi Fong. Tatsuki. To give your heart and life to another, and see her walk away with him. Soi Fong knows what happens to the knight who is no longer needed, but she won't watch history repeat.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,243 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Suì-Fēng, Tatsuki A. - Complete
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Amazon vs Gills reviews
Ryou's now-peaceful life is interrupted by an unwelcome call to adventure. Some psychic help traces the perpetrators to the Amazon rainforest-already inhabited by its own protector. May contain trace amounts of Shocker and female Riders. Consult your doctor before consuming.
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11 - Amazon/Daisuke Y., Mana K., Ryo A./Gills
Eclipse reviews
When you build your pride on your own strength, what happens when it isn't enough? Will you wallow in despair, or rise from the ashes of defeat? (Collaboration with FinalFlashX, Ultimate Black Ace and LucifVegeta.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,623 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Ichigo K., Rukia K., Tatsuki A., Ulquiorra
Lost Destiny reviews
Five Bronze Saints. Three reversals of fortune. But no matter what setbacks fate throws at them, the world isn't going to save itself.
Saint Seiya - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,890 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Seiya, Shun, Shaina, Isaak
Kamen Rider Tackle
1975: The Great Leader, as always, had a back-up plan. When you can't break the body, aim for the heart. One-shot. (Not a 'shipping fic' but Shigeru and Yuriko did like each other towards the end so that's...a thing that is acknowledged.)
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,491 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/30 - [Yuriko M./Tackle, Shigeru J./Stronger] General Shadow, Mr. Titan - Complete
Stay on Target reviews
It's not a date, Soifon. Keep that in mind. It's a covert mission. That awfully resembles a date. Try and stay focused. (Shameless shipping one-shot.)
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2015 - [Yoruichi S., Suì-Fēng]
Break Through the Limit reviews
Raditz finds himself outmatched when he comes to earth, due to a change in Goku's final battle against Piccolo five years earlier. Can Raditz find it within himself to become a hero alongside his brother, and rise to face Frieza, the androids, and more? Thanks to Nassif9000 for providing the cover image! Now with a TV Tropes page. (Back in action...temporarily.)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 158 - Words: 852,808 - Reviews: 5073 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Goku, Raditz
Dragon Road reviews
What secret was Gedon planning to unlock with Amazon's completed armlet? What became of Super-1's role in the space program? And just what is Dragon Road? (Takes place after ZX.)
Kamen Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,786 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/26/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Amazon/Daisuke Y., Kazuya O./Super-1, Ryo M./ZX, Shigeru J./Stronger
The Disappearance of Yusuke Urameshi reviews
Team Urameshi has vanished, and the second Demon World Tournament is rapidly approaching. Pressed for time and resources, his only lead a revived Dark Tournament, Koenma finds himself with only one person to turn to-and she quit years ago. Dragging Kuroko Sanada back into the Spirit Detective business will be painful, but it might just save all three worlds.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,740 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 11/21/2014
Best Served Cold reviews
When planet Vegeta is destroyed, the saiyan child Kakarot is sent to planet Yardrat instead of Earth. Meanwhile, King Cold assigns the Ginyu Force a mission-take out Frieza! Co-author project between me and NinjaGin87. (Cancelled due to personal issues in his life. Thanks for understanding.)
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 12/15/2012 - King Cold, Ginyu Force - Complete